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Hello. What do these four things have in common?

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The DVLA in Swansea, the British Saddleback pig,

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the Albion pub in London, Alex Guttenplan.

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That's right. I'm not allowed within 100 yards of any of them.

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And it's solving riddles like that that's brought tonight's

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teams all the way to this glory, the Only Connect third-place play-offs.

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Let's see who's here to fight like primitive man over bronze.

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On my right, Barry Humphrey, an IT consultant and amateur

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dramatics enthusiast who once went to Argentina to film a quiz show,

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but thought his trip to Cardiff for Only Connect was just as much fun.

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Michael McPartland, a civil servant and heavy metal fan whose

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proudest moment was scoring 180 in a game of darts.

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And their captain, Jamie Turner, a traffic technician and supporter

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of Huddersfield FC who once worked as a roadie for the Bachelors.

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All huge football fans, they're the Footballers.

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Jamie, you narrowly lost the semifinal to the Draughtsmen.

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-Looking forward to this game?

-Very much so.

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Hopefully we can chalk up one last decent performance.

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-Very important to come third.

-Yeah.

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Better than first, it shows a certain humility and yet,

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-better than fourth.

-We don't want to show off. This is our level.

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Your opponents tonight are, on my left, Brian Pendreigh,

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a journalist and novelist who attended Mel Gibson's Oscar party in the year Braveheart won.

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Chris Brewis, a member of Amnesty International who plans

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charity events for the CRU and is a committed Joni Mitchell fan.

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And their captain, Dave Taylor, a retired transport manager who has

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a house full of reference books and enjoys tackling cryptic crosswords.

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United by their love of the written word, they are the Wordsmiths.

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Dave, you lost your semifinal to the Scribes.

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How do you feel about these footballing opponents?

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Well, they're a lot younger than we are and on our past

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performances on the missing vowels round, I suspect that we're doomed.

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That's the kind of fighting talk I like! Let's get on with the quiz.

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Round One, of course, what's the connection between four apparently random clues?

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Footballers, you won the toss, so it's your chance

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to choose a hieroglyph.

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-The Horned Viper, please.

-OK, the Horned Viper. What's the connection?

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Here's the first clue.

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Right.

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THEY CONFER

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Next, please.

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It's fictional characters and their worth in billions.

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-Ah!

-Artemis Fowl is very rich.

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So it's fictional characters and how much they're worth.

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OK.

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-In millions?

-Billions.

-In billions, OK.

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BELL

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I think fictional characters and their worth in billions.

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As calculated by Forbes magazine.

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It is the worth in billions of fictional characters.

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You didn't even need to see Scrooge McDuck

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and Rich Uncle Pennybags from Monopoly.

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2.6 billion. If you had 44.1 billion, what would you do with it?

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That's a great question. Buy an island.

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Because I can now tell you that the prize for tonight is nothing at all.

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Three points, well done. Over to the Wordsmiths to choose a hieroglyph.

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-The Eye of Horus, please.

-The Eye of Horus. What's the connection?

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Here's the first clue.

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-Combined English Universities.

-Cricket teams?

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-Shall we go for the next one?

-Go for the next one.

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You can take a chance.

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Next, please.

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-Ah.

-Oh.

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THEY CONFER

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Next, please.

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-Calais.

-Calais.

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THEY CONFER

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Next, please.

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Five seconds.

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Two seconds.

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BELL They're all cricket teams, apart from the last three.

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I didn't even know the first one was a cricket team.

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But that's not the connection I'm looking for.

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-Footballers, you have a bonus chance.

-No. it's got us stumped.

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-No.

-No.

-They are all former UK parliamentary constituencies.

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Calais was one, round about the 14th century, for a while.

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Kensington Chelsea, that's been split into two.

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All of them former constituencies of the UK.

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No bonus points then. Footballers, your turn.

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Twisted Flax, please.

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Twisted Flax, the music question. You look so pleased(!)

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We've had it every time!

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Your experience is getting better and better.

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What's the connection between the clues you're about to hear?

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The first one coming in now.

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It's a bit slow. No, next.

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What's this?

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THEY CONFER

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-Next.

-Yeah. Next, please.

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We're going to have to have the last one. Go for the next.

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Children Of The Revolution.

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Ten seconds.

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-Revolutions, maybe?

-Go for it.

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BELL

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-Revolution?

-Not the answer. Possible bonus for the Wordsmiths.

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-Children.

-It is children. The clues were

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Schumann's Kinderszenen, Scenes From Childhood, Children

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from Robert Miles, the Cakewalk from Debussy's Children's Corner...

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And Children Of The Revolution, my men tell me!

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You recognise Children Of The Revolution? Bit late for you!

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-Well done. Wordsmiths, your question.

-Two Reeds, please.

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Two Reeds.

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What's the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

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-It's going to be Heston Blumenthal.

-Yeah.

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THEY CONFER

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-Let's go for it.

-BELL

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-Go on, then. Heston Blumenthal.

-Too soon!

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I love your bravery, coming in after just one clue, but too soon.

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I'm going to show the other clues to the Footballers.

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You've got a chance of a bonus point if you can tell me the connection.

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-Oof!

-Created for a bet? I'm just guessing.

-I can't give you too long.

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-They were all created for a bet?

-Yeah, go on.

-Created for a bet.

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They weren't all created for a bet. No.

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They are all prepared at the table.

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That first one is Heston Blumenthal, bacon and egg ice cream

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frozen with liquid nitrogen at the table,

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crepes Suzette, steak tartare,

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you're meant to make it yourself with the ingredients,

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and the original Caesar salad, invented in the '20s by Cardini.

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All prepared tableside. So no bonus points.

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-Footballers, your turn.

-Water, please.

-Water.

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These are picture clues. What links them? Here's the first.

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THEY CONFER

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Next.

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Cockerel?

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I don't know the first one. Next, please.

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What are them?

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Icing, is it?

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-I don't know. Next.

-Next.

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-What?

-Venetian blind.

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-They...

-Ten seconds.

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I think... I think they're all named after places

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that they've got nothing to do with.

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-Three seconds.

-BELL

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-We think...

-We...

-Go on, say it.

-No, you say it.

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We think they're named after places that they did not originate from.

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I'm afraid that's not the answer so, Wordsmiths, you have a bonus chance.

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We thought that as well.

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We need to go quickly.

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They are all named after cities.

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Come on.

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In Italy.

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Yes! They're all named after Italian cities.

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Where you went wrong there,

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Footballers, is that a milliner,

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originally from Milan-a,

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actually is where they came from.

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Milan was rather a fancy goods place so the hatter's from there.

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The Leghorn chickens

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came via the port of Livorno

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and, "What are those?",

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you said of the third picture.

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You don't recognise the delicious

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Florentine biscuit? Florence, lovely.

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More partial to a Jaffa cake, then?

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I like a Florentine.

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Milliner, Leghorn,

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Florentine, Venetian -

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all named after cities in Italy.

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Wordsmiths, you get the bonus point

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and the final question, Lion.

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What is the connection between these clues?

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Here's the first.

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THEY CONFER INDISTINCTLY

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Uncle Mac, yeah.

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-Shall we take the next one?

-I think we'd better, yeah.

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The next one, please.

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Yeah, Mac and Mae, so it's Macs.

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Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation is Mac.

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-They are all Macs.

-Yeah.

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BELL

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-They're all Macs.

-Yes, they are.

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This time your early buzzing scoops you three points.

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-Who's Derek McCulloch?

-Uncle Mac.

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-Uncle Mac from Children's Hour.

-Just my era.

-And, yes -

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Federal Home Loan Mortgage

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Corporation, you were saying,

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Mac and Mae, yes,

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it's Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.

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-Scotch and ginger wine is what?

-Whisky Mac.

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Mm, delicious, and the first Apple computer by Jonathan Ive, the iMac.

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Well buzzed - Mac is the connection.

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That means at the end of Round One,

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the Footballers have got three points,

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the Wordsmiths are ahead with five.

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On to Round Two, the sequences.

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This time the teams must work out the connection then tell me

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what would be fourth in the sequence.

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Footballers, you'll be going first again. What's it to be?

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-Lion, please.

-Lion, OK. Picture clues immediately.

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What would you expect to see in the fourth picture? Here's the first.

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-Where?

-DVLA.

-Where's that?

-It's in Swansea.

-Where?

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It's not Alex Guttenplan, is it?

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-Next, please.

-What is it?

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-DVLA, Swansea.

-Oh, right.

-AUDIENCE LAUGHTER

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-It's a Tamworth pig, isn't it?

-Yeah. Next thing.

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It is, it is! That is annoying.

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It's Alex Guttenplan.

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Let's have a look at that beautiful picture.

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Why is it Alex Guttenplan?

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Because that was your opening gambit.

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Yes. I'm not allowed within

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100 yards of any of them.

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The DVLA in Swansea,

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the British Saddleback pig,

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the Albion pub -

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I hope they're watching -

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and lovely Alex Guttenplan is the answer, as he is to so many things.

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Well done.

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Wordsmiths, your question.

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The Eye Of Horus, please.

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The Eye Of Horus. What's the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

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More resistant to scratching...

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Next, please.

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Improved in health...

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Next, please.

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Having greater velocity...

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-Faster.

-Better...

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Oh, it's...

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-It's the Olympic thing.

-Yeah - Citius, Altius, Fortius.

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Bigger. Bigger. BELL

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It's not further, is it?

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Being taller than.

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Tell me what you mean by that.

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-Sort of being stronger than.

-Stronger.

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If you think that being taller than

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automatically means stronger

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then I will take the answer.

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Thank you very much.

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-What is the connection?

-It's the Olympics.

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Do you know, it's not the Olympics?

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I'm surprised that you lads wouldn't

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recognise the 2001 Daft Punk song Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

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It may have been used subsequently as mottos

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but these are words to describe

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those words in that song title,

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but you've actually calculated

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your way there with a different sort of lateral thinking.

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So harder, better, faster, stronger,

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I was looking for something for stronger.

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We went for

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more physically powerful, taller,

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I suppose, if you meant stronger,

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we'll take, so well done.

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And back to you, Footballers,

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-to pick a question.

-Twisted Flax.

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Twisted Flax, OK. What is the fourth in this sequence?

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Here's the first.

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-I... Next.

-All right, next.

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Eight, four, two, one.

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-Un-ion?

-Union? Do we reckon something like that?

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-Go for it.

-Go for it?

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-Yeah, why not?

-Yeah?

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BELL

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Union?

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I'm afraid that's not the answer

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so I must show the third

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in the sequence to the Wordsmiths.

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Possible bonus chance.

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-Uh... Real number.

-Oh, goodness, it is real number!

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Where did that come from?

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It came from him.

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You'd call it

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normed division algebra.

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A real number,

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something we recognise, you know,

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-3 or 12 or something like that, complex number, a pair of them

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and as you multiply upwards, a quaternion... Octonion,

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for example, the coordinates

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of an eight-dimensional room.

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I won't try and draw that for you.

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Very well done.

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But you gave me the right answer

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so well done for the bonus

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and you get the chance

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to choose a question.

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-Horned Viper, please.

-Horned Viper. What's the fourth in this sequence?

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Here's the first.

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It's the Olympics, isn't it?

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Better get the next one. Next, please.

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-Yeah, it's the Olympics.

-Yeah, I know, but what's the sequence?

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You're going up 24 years at a time...

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'82, '96?

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-Next, please.

-We'll do the next.

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Yeah, there's no logic to it.

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-They all end in...

-2012 London?

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2012 London is the obvious guess.

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-Ten seconds.

-It'll be...

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-Yeah, four between them, yeah.

-BELL

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2012, London.

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Not the answer, I'm afraid,

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so Footballers,

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-you have the bonus chance.

-2004, Athens.

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That is correct. Why is it correct?

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-It's the second time they've held the Olympics.

-That is it.

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Cities that have hosted the Summer Olympics a second time

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and next after Los Angeles would be Athens in 2004.

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Well done, Footballers,

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your chance to choose.

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-Two Reeds, please.

-Two Reeds.

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What is the fourth in this sequence? Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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-Nothing.

-Next again, please.

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High = V?

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Hang on, is it something about the words?

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It must be.

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Um... G...

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-Ten seconds.

-Um... Oh.

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-High velocity...?

-Three seconds.

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-BELL

-Say something, Jamie.

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VICTORIA LAUGHS

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Planet = M.

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Ooh, that's...not be answer,

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I'm afraid, so Wordsmiths,

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bonus chance for you.

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Well, we are absolutely convinced it's Low = Z.

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-That it's what?

-Low = Z.

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No, although it is the right letter,

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it is Z. Sky = Z, or, in fact, Zee.

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Now, this is horrible.

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You know the song

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?

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You may or may not as a child

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have heard it - I know I did -

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as The Alphabet Song. Oh, right.

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# A-B-C-D-E-F-G... # Same tune.

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Now, if you sing the whole of that to the same tune,

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where you get to "sky"

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in Twinkle Twinkle you get to Z,

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or to the American Zee,

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so that it rhymes.

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Sky = Z. Absolutely horrific.

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I'm sure you're sorry you came.

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That leaves one question,

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Wordsmiths.

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It's hidden behind the Water Glyph.

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What's the fourth in this sequence?

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Here's the first.

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-Nobel Peace Prize?

-Next, please.

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Coolidge, not obvious.

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Died in office. No, he didn't.

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He didn't, I don't think. Next.

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Next, please.

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No, it's WW, CC, HH.

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-So it's the next one.

-Ronald Reagan?

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Just take time to work out if there's anyone in between.

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I Think it's probably Ronald Reagan.

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-Ten seconds.

-I think Ronald Reagan.

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-Yeah, go for Reagan.

-BELL

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-Ronald Regan.

-The answer is Ronald Reagan.

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It is alliterative American presidents.

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WW, CC, HH and the next alliterative president was Ronald Reagan

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so well done, Wordsmiths.

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That means, at the end of Round Two,

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the Footballers have got six points, the Wordsmiths are ahead with ten.

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What's next in the sequence after Round Two?

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Why, goodness me, it's Round Three, the Connecting Wall.

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Wordsmiths, you are going to be going first this time

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and you've got a choice - Lion or Water.

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-Water, please.

-Water.

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You have got 2½ minutes to solve this wall starting...

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Now.

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-Coriolis effect, Doppler effect, Domino effect...

-Greenhouse effect.

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Try that, yeah.

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BUZZ

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-It must be Doppler.

-Butterfly.

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Butterfly effect, yeah.

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Chris, do those five.

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There's songs in here as well.

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Must be Coriolis.

0:18:050:18:07

-BUZZ

-No.

-Coriolis must be in there.

0:18:070:18:11

-Butterfly.

-Butterfly.

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BUZZ

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Sarah Ferguson, Tim Laurence... Names, Dave?

0:18:150:18:18

Sarah Ferguson, Sophie Rhys-Jones must be together.

0:18:180:18:21

Tim Laurence is married to Princess Anne.

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BUZZ Do you want to try that one?

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Yeah, try that first.

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OK, so you can have one of those. What else have we got?

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-Wherever You Are...?

-It's a song.

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Forget You must be a song.

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Fireflies is a song.

0:18:420:18:45

-What about Tyndall?

-Smoke effect?

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We can have smoke effects.

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You can have smoke effects, yeah.

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-Right.

-Doppler and Coriolis...

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Doppler and Coriolis must be in there.

0:18:510:18:54

-BUZZ

-Try Domino.

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-BUZZ

-Try butterfly.

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-BUZZ

-Keep going on that.

-Yeah.

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Right, Tyndall's a name. What else could it be?

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Doppler could be a name. What was Doppler's first name?

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Gustav or something.

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Right, which...?

0:19:190:19:22

-Domino is also a song.

-BUZZ

0:19:220:19:23

Domino is also song.

0:19:230:19:25

Wherever You Are, Forget You, Fireflies and Domino.

0:19:250:19:28

Three lives now.

0:19:290:19:31

-We need to be careful here.

-We haven't got that much time.

0:19:310:19:34

Tyndall. Tyndall effect? Calico...

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-Oh, sorry.

-Keep going.

0:19:370:19:39

-We'll stop at...

-So Calico, Tyndall...

-You've got 30 seconds.

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-30 seconds, we need to get going.

-Calico?

-Try Greenhouse.

0:19:420:19:46

It's going to be an effect.

0:19:460:19:49

Calico and Tyndall. What are they likely to...?

0:19:510:19:53

-We've got to go with Beauty.

-We've got three lives. Come on.

0:19:530:19:57

-Ten seconds.

-BUZZ

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-BUZZ

-One more life.

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No, that's it. The grid has frozen

0:20:110:20:13

but you found two groups. What about the connections?

0:20:130:20:16

Lawrence, Rhys-Jones, Ferguson, Middleton.

0:20:160:20:19

They're all married to Royals.

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They're surnames of people who have married into the Royal family.

0:20:220:20:25

Fireflies, Domino, Wherever You Are, Forget You.

0:20:250:20:29

-According to my man, they're all songs.

-They are all number ones.

0:20:290:20:34

-More specific?

-Oh, I'll take it.

0:20:340:20:37

I know you're people who don't like music after 1970

0:20:370:20:39

and they're all, in fact, all number ones from 2010 onwards.

0:20:390:20:42

From after 1970.

0:20:420:20:44

That's exactly right. Fireflies by Owl City.

0:20:440:20:47

Forget You is Cee Lo Green, Domino is Jessie J

0:20:470:20:50

and surely you know Wherever You Are.

0:20:500:20:52

It's the Military Wives Choir.

0:20:520:20:55

They are number one singles and you can still get connecting points

0:20:550:20:59

for the groups you didn't find so let's resolve the wall.

0:20:590:21:02

-Tyndall, Doppler, Coriolis, Greenhouse.

-Effects.

0:21:020:21:06

-They are all effects.

-Those are the effects in science.

0:21:060:21:09

You weren't sure about Tyndall -

0:21:090:21:11

it's a sort of optical effect that affects blue light.

0:21:110:21:13

Coriolis effect, do you know that one?

0:21:130:21:16

That's the wind whistling round...

0:21:160:21:17

The force caused by the Earth's rotation. Those are the effects.

0:21:170:21:21

And the last one, Butterfly, Smoke, Beauty, Calico.

0:21:210:21:25

-Spots?

-American?

-I can't give you long.

-They're all spots.

0:21:260:21:31

No, now, you're not gardeners. These are all bushes.

0:21:310:21:34

A Butterfly bush, Smoke bush, a Beauty bush, a Calico bush.

0:21:340:21:37

You can grow them all as bushes. But you found two groups,

0:21:370:21:40

you got three connecting points - that's five.

0:21:400:21:43

Time to load up a new Connecting Wall.

0:21:430:21:45

Shove it with fresh clues and throw them at the Footballers.

0:21:450:21:48

Footballers, remaining in its lair is the Lion wall.

0:21:480:21:51

That's what you'll be getting.

0:21:510:21:52

2½ minutes to solve it starting now.

0:21:520:21:56

-Right.

-The Silence were a Doctor Who enemy, so were Weeping Angels.

0:21:570:22:01

-Right, we've got Maggots, Tadpoles, Caterpillars, Nymph.

-Or Grub.

0:22:030:22:07

-BUZZ

-Grub, Caterpillar...

0:22:070:22:10

-BUZZ

-Nope. What else we got?

0:22:100:22:12

Alphabetical. Take Caterpillar out.

0:22:120:22:14

-BUZZ

-No.

0:22:160:22:18

-BUZZ

-Ah, hang on - streets.

0:22:200:22:21

Queer Street, Civvy Street, Easy Street...

0:22:210:22:24

And... Oh.

0:22:240:22:27

-And... Grub Street.

-Next one. That's got rid of Grub, which is good.

0:22:270:22:32

Let's try it again. And we've got...

0:22:320:22:35

-Nymph, Caterpillar, Maggot, Tadpole.

-BUZZ

0:22:350:22:38

-We've done that.

-Wriggler as well.

0:22:380:22:41

Wriggler, Maggot, Tadpole, Nymph.

0:22:410:22:44

BUZZ Remember your Doctor Who villains.

0:22:440:22:48

-Yeah. Oh, sorry, yeah - what do you want on that?

-The Silence...

0:22:480:22:51

The Silence, Weeping Angels... I don't know the other two.

0:22:510:22:54

-Little Monster and Smiler.

-Ood was one.

-What about Smiler?

0:22:540:22:58

BUZZ Keep going through those three

0:22:580:23:00

-if you think they're right.

-Right.

0:23:000:23:03

-BUZZ Go on.

-Right, keep...

0:23:030:23:06

Sorry. What are you doing?

0:23:060:23:08

-BUZZ

-Right. Hang on, let me have a think about some others.

0:23:080:23:11

-You're about halfway through the time.

-Are we, now? Right.

0:23:110:23:14

Think what Little Monster could mean.

0:23:140:23:16

Little Monster...

0:23:160:23:18

-Oh, lovely.

-Excellent.

-Three lives now.

0:23:180:23:22

-We've done...

-Hang on. I know it. I think I know it.

0:23:220:23:25

Well, Caterpillar, Tadpole and Maggot are all...

0:23:250:23:27

Yeah, well, that's what I was thinking.

0:23:270:23:29

Yeah, yeah, so will it be Wriggler?

0:23:290:23:32

We tried that. Think we have.

0:23:320:23:33

And the others would be...

0:23:330:23:35

-Do you have any idea on them?

-Well, I presume it's...

0:23:350:23:37

Go for it, go for it.

0:23:370:23:39

You've got three so go on.

0:23:390:23:41

Well, you might be right then we don't need to do the last one.

0:23:410:23:44

-BUZZ

-No.

-Two lives.

0:23:440:23:46

-Any idea what connects any of these?

-No.

0:23:460:23:48

Caterpillar track? No? Caterpillar anything else?

0:23:480:23:53

-Is there a wordy one? Anything in the middle of them?

-Um...no.

0:23:550:23:59

We're going to have to start doing these then, aren't we?

0:23:590:24:02

Maggot, you're going to have to go Nymph.

0:24:020:24:05

-BUZZ

-Yeah. Oh, one more!

-One life.

0:24:050:24:08

Careful, careful.

0:24:080:24:10

Right.

0:24:120:24:14

Young ones?

0:24:140:24:16

-Ten seconds.

-We're going to have to do that.

0:24:160:24:20

No, that's not it.

0:24:200:24:22

The wall's frozen, but you found two groups.

0:24:220:24:24

What about the connections? Grub, Civvy, Easy, Queer.

0:24:240:24:27

-They're all streets.

-You can put a street after all of them.

0:24:270:24:30

Macra, The Silence, Ood, Weeping Angels.

0:24:300:24:34

-They're all Doctor Who baddies.

-They are villains in Doctor Who.

0:24:340:24:37

You didn't know Macra - giant crustaceans, delicious with butter.

0:24:370:24:41

All Doctor Who villains.

0:24:410:24:43

Now, you can still get a connecting point

0:24:430:24:45

for the groups you didn't find so let's resolve the wall.

0:24:450:24:48

Smiler, Pethead, Little Monster, Maggot.

0:24:480:24:52

-Nicknames of...

-Of?

0:24:540:24:57

Oh, hang on - they're not in Goldie Lookin Chain, are they?

0:24:570:25:02

-They could be, yeah.

-Go on, say that then.

-Goldie Lookin Chain.

0:25:020:25:06

I'm afraid that's not it although it is musical.

0:25:060:25:09

They are fans of particular music.

0:25:090:25:11

Smiler is a fan of Miley Cyrus, Pethead, of course,

0:25:110:25:14

are the Pet Shop Boys, Little Monster, fans of Lady Gaga

0:25:140:25:18

and Maggots are fans of,

0:25:180:25:19

apparently there's a heavy metal band called Slipknot.

0:25:190:25:22

I'm sure that's lovely.

0:25:220:25:24

And the last group - Nymph, Caterpillar, Wriggler, Tadpole.

0:25:240:25:27

-Larvae.

-Young versions of...

0:25:270:25:30

That's it, they are larval creatures. That's it.

0:25:300:25:33

So you found two groups and three connections, that's five.

0:25:330:25:37

Let's see how the scores look as we go into the final round.

0:25:370:25:41

The Footballers have got 11 points, the Wordsmiths are ahead with 15.

0:25:410:25:46

Now, here's a funny thing.

0:25:480:25:49

I've just found out that apparently

0:25:490:25:51

you can play Connecting Walls on our website

0:25:510:25:53

and even write your own - who knew? Anyway, that's there.

0:25:530:25:56

We are going to play Round Four - missing vowels.

0:25:560:25:58

And this is where the all-important third place will be decided.

0:25:580:26:03

So fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:26:030:26:06

The first group are all fictional languages.

0:26:060:26:09

Don't know this one? From Harry Potter it's parseltongue. Next clue.

0:26:160:26:20

-BELL

-Footballers.

-Klingon.

0:26:210:26:23

-Yes, of course.

-BELL

0:26:230:26:26

-Footballers?

-Newspeak.

-Correct.

0:26:260:26:28

Oh, come on, Wordsmiths - it's from The Flowerpot Men. Oddle Poddle.

0:26:340:26:38

Next category government information slogans.

0:26:380:26:41

-BELL

-Wordsmiths?

-Keep Britain tidy.

-Correct.

0:26:430:26:46

You don't remember the AIDS campaign "Don't die of ignorance". Next clue.

0:26:510:26:57

-BELL

-Footballers?

0:26:570:26:59

-"Clunk click every trip".

-Correct.

0:26:590:27:02

No? This one's the old gas privatisation.

0:27:080:27:11

"If you see Sid, tell him."

0:27:110:27:13

Next category, films released with posthumous performances.

0:27:130:27:17

-BELL

-Wordsmiths?

0:27:200:27:21

-Rebel Without A Cause.

-Correct.

0:27:210:27:23

Teams, you are struggling.

0:27:290:27:30

This is the last film of Heath Ledger -

0:27:300:27:33

The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus. Next clue.

0:27:330:27:36

-BELL

-Footballers?

0:27:400:27:42

-Queen Of The Damned.

-Correct.

0:27:420:27:45

-BELL

-Footballers?

0:27:470:27:49

-Enter The Dragon.

-For Bruce Lee, correct.

0:27:490:27:51

Next category, artworks that contain found objects.

0:27:510:27:55

END OF ROUND JINGLE

0:28:020:28:04

Our teams are not in an arty mood. That was Marcel Duchamp's Fountain.

0:28:070:28:11

But that bell means the end of the quiz and it's a really close one.

0:28:130:28:17

The Footballers have got 16 points,

0:28:170:28:20

but taking third place in this series with 17 points

0:28:200:28:24

it's the Wordsmiths.

0:28:240:28:26

Congratulations on that glorious finish and well done, you, too,

0:28:260:28:29

Footballers - fourth. That is not easily done, very impressive.

0:28:290:28:34

Join me next time when will have two more teams so clever

0:28:340:28:37

that if we charged them for being here

0:28:370:28:39

this studio would qualify as a university. Goodbye.

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