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Thank you very much indeed. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
and a very warm welcome to Pointless Celebrities, | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
the quiz show where you are rewarded for knowing obscure answers. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Let's meet today's Pointless celebrities. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
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-And, couple number one. -Now, listen very carefully. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
I shall say this only once. Thank you. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
My name is Vicki Michelle and I was in a television series called | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
'Allo, 'Allo. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
-And my gorgeous friend here is... -Flattered to say the least. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:56 | |
My name is Ian Lavender. I was Pike. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
And I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
I never said, "Don't tell him." | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Stupid boy. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Vicky and Ian. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
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And couple number two. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
I'm Phil and this is my dear friend Meera and we go back a long, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
-long way, don't we? -I don't know who he is. I have absolutely no idea. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
That's the truth. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
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And couple number three. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Hello, I'm Ewen. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
I'm an actor and this is my friend Simon who I brought, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
who is also an actor. By coincidence. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
I'm Simon and I was in I'm Alan Partridge. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
I played Michael the Geordie. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
And meet our couple number three, Ewen and Simon G. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
And finally, couple number four. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
Hello, my name is Simon D. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
I am a man and this is my friend Arabella and we met when we | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
participated in the popular sketch show of the late '90s | 0:01:55 | 0:01:59 | |
The Fast Show. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
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And these, ladies and gentlemen, are today's contestants. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
He's a man who's wise beyond his years. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
Despite appearances, he's only 14. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Hiya. Hi, everyone. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
-Hi. -Hey. -How are you? -Very exciting. I'm very well, thank you. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
This is good, isn't it? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
-Normally, when we ask people to introduce themselves it's easy. -Yeah. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
These guys seem to make it look very hard work. Did you notice that? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Each and every one of them are professional. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
It's like a veritable "Who's That?" of British comedy. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
Do you know what, I'm so glad you're here, Si. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
But it should be a cracker. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
Question One I think you'll all be quite good at. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
You'll have to think a little bit about it | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
but it's a perfectly doable question. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
I don't think we will see any 100 points in Round One. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
OK. Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
All our questions on Pointless have been put | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
to 100 people before the show. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Our contestants need to find the obscure answers | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
those 100 people didn't get. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
Everyone's trying to find a Pointless answer. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
This is an answer that none of our 100 people gave | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
and each time that happens we will add 250 quid to the jackpot. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
As today's show is a celebrity special | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
and each of our lovely celebrities is playing for a nominated | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
charity, we start out with a jackpot of... | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
-CHEERING -Yep. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
OK, in this first round I'm going to take an answer from each of you | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
but there is to be no conferring. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
Whichever pair has the highest score at the end of the round will be | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
eliminated, so do everything you can to make sure that's not you. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Our first category today is... | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Geography. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many... | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Countries that do not contain the letter "E", Richard? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Yeah, we're looking for any country in the world that in its usual | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
English name does not have the letter "E". | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Please, we won't accept abbreviations like USA. That's cheating. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
Just any country of the world that does not contain the letter "E". | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
As always, by country we mean a sovereign state that is | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
a member of the UN in its own right. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Very, very best of luck to all teams. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Ian and Vicki, you all drew lots before the show | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
and today you are going to go first. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
So, Ian... | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
-Whose idea was it to come on this? -Not mine. Not mine. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:46 | |
-It was some Latvian. I'll go for Latvia. -Oh, going to go for Latvia. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:51 | |
Latvia, says Ian. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Let's see if that's right | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Latvia. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Perfectly good answer, Ian. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
Look at that, it's a lovely low score. 9. Brilliant, single figures. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Excellent. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
That's a very good start, Ian. Latvia, spell it out, no "E" in it. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
Do it at home, write it down. No "E". | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Be a terrible answer in "Countries Without A "V" In Them" | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
but in this round it's terrific. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Cracking answer. Phil, welcome to Pointless Celebrities. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Phil, what's going to be good for you? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
What are the areas you are hoping are going to come up? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
Well, anything of a sporting nature. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
I'm into all sorts of team sports and stuff. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
-You're a very keen runner, aren't you, Phil? -I am, actually. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
I'm a bit of an obsessed runner, really. I have to go out every day. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
I mean, it's just something I enjoy doing. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
-Lovely. -No, it is. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
It is. It is. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
Phil, we're looking for any country without an "E" in its name. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
Right, doesn't contain... I'm going to say Chad. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
Chad, says Phil. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Chad. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
It's right. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
It's another nice, low score. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Look at that. Very well done, Phil. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
That's a Pointless answer. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
It adds 250 quid to today's jackpot. Takes the total up to... | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-And it scores you nothing. Very well done, Phil. -Thank you, mate. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
-Great start. -That's a terrific answer. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
A very good start to your Pointless career. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
ARABELLA LAUGHS Gained independence from France in... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Not a pointless career in that way, Arabella. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
-Thanks very much indeed. Now, Ewen. -Hi. -Ewen, welcome to the show. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:44 | |
What are going to be your strong categories on this? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Probably sort of film. That sort of thing. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Maybe a little bit of sport, football. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
-Not geography. -Not geography at all? -No. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
-You've got to have a good country without an "E" in it, surely? -Um... | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
I'll try Hungary. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Hungary. Hungary. OK, let's see if that's right. I'm guessing it is. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:08 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Hungary. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
It is right. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
11. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Not a bad score at all, Ewen. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
-11 for Hungary. -Well played, Ewen. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
1946, Hungary issued the biggest ever bank note. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
It was 100 quintillion pengo. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
-Seriously? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
OK. Now then, Arabella... | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
You're going to be good at geography, | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
-you spent a lot of your life living abroad, haven't you? -Yep. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
-So, Arabella, a nice country with no "E" in it. -Sri Lanka. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
Sri Lanka, says Arabella. Let's see if that's right. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Sri Lanka. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
It's right. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
5 for Sri Lanka. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
Our second lowest score so far, Arabella. Very well done. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
Well played, Arabella. The world's largest exporter of tea. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
OK, well, we're halfway through the round. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Let's take a look at the scores as they stand. 0 the best score there. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Very well done. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
Phil and Meera looking pretty strong on the back of that. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
On to Arabella and Simon on 5. Up to 9, where we find Ian and Vicki. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
And then up to 11, where we find Ewen and Simon G. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
So you're a little bit ahead, Simon. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
We need a nice low score from you in the next pass to make sure | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
you get through to Round Two. Best of luck with that. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Can the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
OK, remember we are looking for countries that do not contain | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-the letter "E" in their name. Simon? -Yes? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Simon, welcome to Pointless Celebrities. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Great to have you here. What are you up to at the moment? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
At the moment I'm in the West End in a play. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
-What play are you in? -The Ladykillers. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
-It's a fabulous play, that. -It's brilliant. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
-Graham Linehan's adaptation of it. -It's very funny. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
-OK, well you want to score 5 or less to avoid becoming the new high scorers. -OK. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Paraguay. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Paraguay, says Simon D. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
Let's see if that's right and let's see how many people said it. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Here's your red line. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
If you get below that red line you are definitely through | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
to the next round. Paraguay. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
It's right. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
9. That's OK. 9 takes your total up to 14. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
I reckon that's probably enough to see you through. Richard. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
I have to say, everyone's scoring brilliantly in this round. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
It's going very, very well, isn't it? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
14 being the target score is very, very low. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
Very low, indeed. Now, Simon... | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
-Simon. -So good they named me twice. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
-You've come as a Bishop tonight, Simon. -I have indeed. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
God bless you for that. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
If you want to kneel, I'll take your confession. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
No, I'm fine, I'll keep on my feet. Thank you, Simon. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
Now then, the high scorers at the moment, Simon and Arabella on 14. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
That means if you can score 2 or less, | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
you'll avoid becoming the new high scorers. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
OK, I'm going to... | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
I had something in mind, but after Simon's answer, | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
I've changed my mind and I'm going to go Uruguay. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
OK, Uruguay, says Simon G. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Here is your red line, it's a bit lower than Simon D's was. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
There we are, if you get below that, | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
you'll avoid becoming the new high scorers. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
How many of our 100 people said Uruguay? | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oooh... | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Eight. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Eight takes your total up to 19. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Well played, Simon. No Es, got three Us in it. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
It's interesting, all the parents at home know Simon | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
from being Geordie Michael on I'm Alan Partridge. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
What none of the kids at home realise is he's the man | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
who made 100 quintillion pengo out of being | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
the voice of a very popular meerkat. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Of course, yes. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
I thought you were talking about The Octonauts, | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
-which is another thing parents know Simon for. -Yes. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Michael's out. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Yes, yes, keep him in for now. Er... | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
-LAUGHTER -It's my catch phrase. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
-Which is? -Barnacle's out. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
-LAUGHTER -My kids love that. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Yes, yes. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
-Meera. Welcome to Pointless Celebrities, Meera. -Thank you. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
What are you up to at the moment, Meera? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Um, I'm... Well, | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
WE are about to start shooting another series of The Kumars. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
-Which is very exciting. -Yes. -You do lots of writing as well. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
Are you writing things at the moment? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
Yes, I'm halfway through my third novel. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:49 | |
I know, it sounds grander than it is. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
There's nothing more terrifying than the blank page. But... | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
-Halfway through is good though. -Yes, yes. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
-It's only ten words long, but I'm doing really well. -Well, OK. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
-There's lots of pictures. -ALEXANDER LAUGHS | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Now then, the high scorers are Simon and Ewen on 19. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
If you can score 18 or less, through you go to Round Two. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:09 | |
We're looking for any country without an "E" in it. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
I'm going to take a punt on... I hope this is a country, | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
Burkina Faso. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
Burkina Faso. Let's see if that's right | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
There is your red line. If you get below that, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
you're through to Round Two. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
It's right. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
Oh, I think it's a good one, Meera. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Very well done, you're through. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
And it's pointless, double pointless from the second podium! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
That also adds £250 to today's jackpot, | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
takes the total up to £3,000. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
It scores you nothing and it leaves your total at nothing. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Very well done indeed. What a fantastic Pointless debut. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
Brilliant, you literally can't do better than that. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Zero points after two answers. That's a terrific answer. Burkina Faso. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
The Mossi tribe in Burkina Faso wear antelope masks seven foot high. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
They wear them on two occasions, they wear them for funerals | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
and they wear them to guard fruit. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
-Those are the two occasions they wear them. -Brilliant. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
GENTLE LAUGHTER | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
-Vicki. -Yes? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Best till last. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Welcome to Pointless Celebrities. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
-Thank you. -Now, how are we feeling about geography? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
-Is that a strong suit for you? -No, I hate it. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
-Really? -Geography's not one of my strong points. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
What are the categories you were hoping might come up today? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
-Probably film and comedies. -Yes. -Musicals. -Yes. -Maybe... | 0:13:26 | 0:13:31 | |
-Those sort of things. -Geography. -And... | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Letters, I like Scrabble. So, you know, words. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
-When you... Words... -Words, yes. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
-I like a good word round. -Yes, words. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:40 | |
Good, OK, now then, you're on 9. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
The high scorers on 19 are still | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Simon and Ewen. If you can score nine or less, | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
you are through to the next round. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
We're looking for countries whose names don't contain an "E". | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Zambia. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:54 | |
Zambia, says Vicki. OK, here comes your red line. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
Get below that, you are in Round Two. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Let's see how many people said Zambia. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
It's right. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooooh.... | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
You've done it! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
Look at that. Four for Zambia. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Very, very well done indeed. 13, your total. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
Brilliant, Vicki. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Very well played. Well played, all four teams. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
For 19 to be the biggest score is quite some going. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
It's weird, I was recently in Mozambique and you're always | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
looking through to see if there's any English telly wherever you go. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
They only had one channel and all it showed, | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
they would have an episode of Come Dine With Me, | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
then an episode of 'Allo 'Allo! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Then they'd just keep, repeat, repeat, repeat. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
I've seen a lot of you in the last few months. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
-Well, you've got very good taste, darling. -Well... | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
Literally it was all that was on. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
-LAUGHTER -OK. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
-Did you laugh? -Of course I laughed. -That's all right. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
I love Come Dine With Me. LAUGHTER | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
-You're very tricky, Dicky. -I did laugh. I'm...genuinely a fan. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
-I'm not going to say anything... -Thank you. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
There's quite a few up here. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
We already had Chad from Phil, which was a terrific answer... | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
You could also have had Burundi, Dominica, Honduras, Kiribas, | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
Marshall Islands, Tanzania, Togo and Tuvalu. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Well done if you said any of those. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Let's take a look at the most popular answers, the ones that most of our 100 people said. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
These are the ones to avoid in this show... | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
..and right at the top... | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Spain would have been right at the top of the shop, 74 points. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
Thanks very much indeed. So, at the end of our first round, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
the pair heading home with a frankly very low score | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
but nonetheless it's the highest score, 19, it's Simon and Ewen. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Who goes out on 19?! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Well, you do, actually! As it happens. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
But two perfectly good answers. Uruguay... | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
-What might you have gone for if you hadn't gone for Uruguay? -Cyprus. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
-Cyprus would have scored you seven points. -There you are. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
Simon, Ewen, it's been lovely having you on the show, albeit briefly. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Thanks very much for playing. Simon and Ewen! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
But, for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
So, only three pairs remain. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
Now, it's just one more round before you're allowed to confer. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
Meera and Phil, fantastic performance from you there. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Lovely double pointless. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
And then only one point between the other two pairs. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
So it's going to be very, very close indeed. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
Best of luck to all three pairs. Our category for Round Two is... | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
-What does it mean, "bad movies"? -And the question concerns... | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
Films that have won Golden Raspberry Awards. Richard? | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Each year the Golden Raspberry Awards are held, they're like the anti-Oscars, | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
so they celebrate the worst films that have been made in the previous 12 months. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
On each pass now, we're going to give you six clues | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
to films which have won Golden Raspberry Awards. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
You need to tell us the name of one of these films, please. There will be 12 in all to have a go at at home. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:15 | |
OK. Thanks very much. So we're looking for the Razzie Award-winning films | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
described by each of these clues. Here is our first board of six... | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
OK, I'll read through those one last time... | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
There we are. Now, Ian. What do you make of that board, Ian? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:30 | |
Not much, to be quite honest. Erm... | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
That's going to score so many. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Em, Godfather Part III? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
For the third film of Coppola's gangster saga? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
OK, Godfather Part III, says Ian. Let's see if that's right, | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
let's see how many people said Godfather Part III. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
It's right. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
-VICKI: -Wow! Yes! | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
-31. -APPLAUSE | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
31, not bad. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
Yeah, Sofia Coppola won that worst supporting actress award. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
She went on to direct Lost in Translation, though, so she's done OK. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
-She has. -She's put it behind her. -She has. Meera? | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
This is really tough. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
Meera, can you keep up your fantastic record from Round One? | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
No, definitely not. I know one of the films on there for definite, | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
but I suspect it's going to be the highest scoring one. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Is it better to say a right answer that's high | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
than an answer that's completely wrong? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
OK, I'll go for the Sharon Stone one then. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
I think that could be Basic Instinct 2. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
Basic Instinct 2, says Meera. Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said Basic Instinct 2. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:47 | |
It's right! | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Well, 31's our only score so far... and you pass that. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
-21. -APPLAUSE | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Well done, Meera. That one - worst picture, worst actress, | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
worst sequel or prequel and worst screenplay. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-LAUGHTER -Sorry I missed it, really! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Yeah, it's a treat! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
Simon, you're the last person to have this board. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
-Do you want to talk us through it - fill in all those blanks? -Yeah, | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
there's the two massive ones that everyone knows. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
And I should know the Bond film but I don't. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
I'm going to have to say the Spice Girls film - | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
Spice Girls: The Movie. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Spice Girls: The Movie. Well, let's find out. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Spice Girls: The Movie, is it right? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
How many people said that? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
No, Simon! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:36 | |
Should have said Mamma Mia. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
You're going to kick yourself when you hear what it's called | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
but that is incorrect, I'm afraid. Scores you the maximum of 100. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
-I'm sorry. -Never mind. -Yeah. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
Sorry, Simon. In some ways, it reflects very well on you | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
-that you don't know the title of it. -It's a cruel game. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Arabella, do you know the title of it? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:52 | |
I thought it was called Spice Girls: The Movie. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
-Oh, that's all right, then. -It's called Spice World. -Oh, yes! | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
-Of course it was. -Spice World. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
That was nominated for worst picture, worst screenplay, | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
worst screen couple, worst supporting actor, | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
worst original song and worst new star. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
-It was nominated for all of those. -Impressive. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
28 points it scored you. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Now, if you had said Mamma Mia for Pierce Brosnan, | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
it would have scored you 73 points. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
So better than 100 | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
-but still a punishingly high score - 73. -Yeah, still out. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
If you had to have guessed a Bond film, what would you have gone for? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
I would have said... | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
GoldenEye. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Die Another Day, it was. And that would have scored 11. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
And the William Shatner film, that is | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
And that would have scored 1 so that's the best answer there. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
-Well done if you said that at home. -Thanks very much indeed. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
We're halfway through the round. Let's look at those scores. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
21 the best score, Meera and Phil looking pretty good on the back of that. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
31 - Ian and Vicki. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
And then up to 100, I'm afraid, Simon and Arabella. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:51 | |
So, Arabella, it's going to require a very low-scoring answer from you. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
So very best of luck with that. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Let's hope that might be enough to keep you in the game. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
We're going to come back down the line, now. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Can the second players please take their places at the podium? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
OK. Let's put six more clues on the board. And here they come. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
We have got... | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
I'll read those all very quickly, one last time. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
So remember, we're looking for the Razzie Award-winning films | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
described by each of these clues. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:07 | |
And, Arabella, we really need a very, very low score from you, | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
if you're going to stay with us after the end of this round. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
I think the one... The ONE I know of Raspberries | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
isn't up there. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:19 | |
And it was a Sandra Bullock film | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
and she was very gracious accepting the award. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
But I'm going to go for Psycho. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:26 | |
-The remake of the Hitchcock classic? -Yeah. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
OK. Psycho, says Arabella. Psycho. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
No red line for you as you're the high scorers, | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
but let's see how many of our 100 said Psycho. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
It's right. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
21. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
-Well done. -Not great. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
21 for Psycho. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:50 | |
Yeah, it's a pretty much exact shot-for-shot remake of Psycho | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
for reasons I've never quite fully understood. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
-There you go. Now then, Phil. -Hello there. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
Phil, you're the low scorers | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
at half-time in this round. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
There you are on 21. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
The highest scorers on 121. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
If you can score 99 or less, | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
you are in the head-to-head. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
We're looking for the Razzie Award-winning films | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
described by these clues. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
Now, the one that I really... | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Yeah, OK, played a bartender. It's got to be... | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
I'll go for that one. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
Tom Cruise played a bartender in... | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
You're waiting for the answer, aren't you? | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Top Gun. | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
-No! I've blown it. -Go on, that's his answer. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:28 | |
No, that's not right. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:29 | |
-I have to accept your first answer! -Yes. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
Oh, do you?! I have... | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
-It's a tough old game, mate. -Top Gun? Is it right? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:38 | |
There's your red line. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
-I've had it. -You've had it. -It ain't Top Gun cos that was '86. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:44 | |
No! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
-That was... What am I doing? -Yeah. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Also, in Top Gun - the clue is he plays a Top Gun pilot | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
-which is a... -No, hold on! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
That's an incorrect answer. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
It scores you the maximum of 100 points, | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
takes your total up to 121, | 0:24:56 | 0:24:57 | |
where you are joint high scorers with Arabella and Simon. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
So did you think Top Gun maybe was the name of the bar? Was that...? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
I was just thinking of Cruise... | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
He goes to bars called Top Gun all the time. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
No, it was the wrong answer. What can I say? | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Yes, it's a wrong answer, I'll give you that. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
If we held our own Golden Raspberries every year, | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
you'd be nominated for that. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
-Oh! -And you got a pointless answer in the first round. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
-Phil, we've both done it. -A man of extremes. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:20 | |
-Just illustrates, doesn't it? -Now, Vicki. -Yes. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Vicki, you're on 31. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
If you can score 89 or less, | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
-you are through to the head-to-head. -Fabulous! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
So what are you going to go for, Vicki? | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
Well, I think I'm going to go for Tom Cruise | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
-in Cocktail. -Cocktail. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
I thought it was a great film. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
-Ah... -It's one of my wife's favourite films. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
-It's a fabulous film. -OK, so let's find out. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
Tom Cruise - Cocktail, is that right? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
Very well done! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
Oh, 62 but who cares?! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
That takes your total up to 93. Ian and Vicki, well done. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
-You're in the head-to-head. -Cocktail, of course, was the name | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
of the fighter jet he flew in... | 0:25:59 | 0:26:00 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Well, listen, this is very exciting indeed. We have a tie. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
Arabella and Simon, and Phil and Meera are tied on 121. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
So what we're going to do is get each of the two pairs | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
to give me one more answer | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
and the pair with the highest score will be eliminated. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
So, yes, Phil and Meera, you can confer and give us an answer. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
There's one that I think I might know | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
and it's the more obscure answer | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
but I might be wrong. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:28 | |
-And there's one I definitely know. -(The Mariah Carey?) | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
-Yeah. -(Which would be the one...?) | 0:26:31 | 0:26:32 | |
The Robert Redford, Demi Moore - | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
I think that's Indecent Proposal. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Indecent Proposal. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:37 | |
Arabella and Simon, what are you going to go for? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
-Well, we're in trouble here. -We wanted to go for the same one. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
Arabella thinks the top one's The Klumps. I don't think it is. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
And we're going to end up saying that, probably. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
It's the only chance we've got. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:50 | |
OK, so we've got Indecent Proposal and The Klumps. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Let's take them in that order. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Meera and Phil said Indecent Proposal. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:56 | |
Let's see if that's right and how many people said that. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
It's right. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:02 | |
37. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
37 takes your total up to 158. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
So that is the new high score. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Arabella and Simon, you want to be scoring 36 or less. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
OK, here's your red line, Arabella and Simon. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
Get below that, you're through to the head-to-head. Let's see. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
The Klumps, is that right? How many people said it, if it is? | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
-Oh, no! It's not The Klumps. -Oh! -Oh, bad luck, Arabella and Simon. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:32 | |
I'm afraid that scores you the maximum of 100 points, | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
takes your total up to an unbeatable 221. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
Phil and Meera, you are through to the head-to-head. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
Yeah, sorry, not The Klumps. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
It's another of those films where he played lots of characters | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
which is why he was nominated for all those things. | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
-It was Norbit. -Norbit, that's it! -Oh! | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
He was also nominated for worst screen couple with himself, | 0:27:48 | 0:27:51 | |
twice, in that film. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
So that is some going. And if you had said Norbit, | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
it would have been a pointless answer. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
It would have been a terrific answer to give. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
Now, the Mariah Carey film, anybody else know the...? Meera? | 0:28:00 | 0:28:04 | |
-Is it Glitter? -Glitter. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
It would have scored 7 points, as well. Would have seen you through. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
And Halle Berry won Worst Actress and collected her award in person | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
for Catwoman. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:13 | |
-Oh! -And Catwoman would have scored you 19. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
So Norbit - the best answer up there. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:17 | |
-Very well done if you said that at home. -Thanks very much indeed. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:20 | |
So at the end of our second round, | 0:28:20 | 0:28:22 | |
I'm afraid it's Arabella and Simon who have to leave us | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
with their high score of 221. I'm so sorry. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:27 | |
-But you played so well... -Yeah. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
..and then so poorly in this last round. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
But it's been lovely having you on the show. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
Thanks very much indeed, Arabella and Simon. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
OK, here comes your first question. And it concerns... | 0:29:17 | 0:29:20 | |
Hound dogs. Richard. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:24 | |
We're going to see some pictures of dogs, now. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
We like it when we see pictures of dogs. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
We're going to show five pictures of dogs, | 0:29:28 | 0:29:30 | |
all of which are in the hound category | 0:29:30 | 0:29:32 | |
of the UK Kennel Club. | 0:29:32 | 0:29:33 | |
You need to tell us the specific breed | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
you're about to see, please. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:36 | |
Can you pick the most obscure of these five? | 0:29:36 | 0:29:39 | |
OK. Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five hound dogs. | 0:29:39 | 0:29:42 | |
Here they are. We have got... | 0:29:42 | 0:29:43 | |
-Aw! -Aw! | 0:29:45 | 0:29:46 | |
-Mm... -Meh... | 0:29:50 | 0:29:51 | |
AUDIENCE: Aw! | 0:29:53 | 0:29:54 | |
-Yeah... -Yeah? -Yeah. Bit scary. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
-Aw! -Aw! | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
Aw! | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
There we are - five dogs. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
Vicki and Ian, you've played best throughout the show so far, | 0:30:14 | 0:30:16 | |
so you go first. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
VICKI AND IAN WHISPER | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
-Yeah. -Go on. Guess. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:25 | |
Um...D. An Irish wolfhound. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:29 | |
D, Irish wolfhound, say Vicki and Ian. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
D, Irish wolfhound. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:33 | |
Now, Meera and Phil, talk us through the rest of the board. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
We think A is either a basset hound or a bloodhound, | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
but I'm not sure which. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
-Yeah. -Not sure what B is, do you know? | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
-No, I don't. -Is it a chow? | 0:30:43 | 0:30:47 | |
Isn't E a beagle? | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
It is a beagle, yeah. I think that is a beagle. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
Yes, that is. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:53 | |
I think we'll go for...beagle, E. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
OK. E, beagle, say Meera and Phil. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:58 | |
We have Irish wolfhound and we have beagle. | 0:30:58 | 0:31:00 | |
Vicki and Ian said Irish wolfhound - | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
let's see if that's right and how many said it. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
It is right. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:07 | |
30. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:13 | |
30 for Irish wolfhound. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
Now, you think beagle isn't going to beat that? | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
I'm not even sure beagle's right, so... | 0:31:20 | 0:31:23 | |
OK. You are saying beagle for E. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many said it. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
It is a beagle. You just want it to go lower than 30... | 0:31:29 | 0:31:33 | |
-Oh! -52 for beagle. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
Very well done. Vicki and Ian, after one question, | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
you are up 1-0. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
Well played, Vicki and Ian. Meera and Phil, | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
you probably would've gone for Irish wolfhound if you were going first. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
Now, A - what do you think you would've gone for | 0:31:47 | 0:31:50 | |
if you were forced between basset hound and bloodhound? | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
-Well...bloodhound. -Meera? -Yeah, I think bloodhound. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:57 | |
-Or basset. -Is it a basset? | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
It is a basset hound, yeah. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:00 | |
It would've scored you 33 points, | 0:32:00 | 0:32:02 | |
so still wouldn't have won you the point. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:04 | |
Now, B is a Finnish spitz | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
and it's 1 point. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
So very well done if you got that at home. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:10 | |
That's a terrific answer. | 0:32:10 | 0:32:11 | |
And C is the saluki. Saluki. | 0:32:11 | 0:32:16 | |
That would have scored you 8. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:17 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. OK, here comes your second question. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:20 | |
Meera and Phil, you have to win this, | 0:32:20 | 0:32:22 | |
but you get to answer first. | 0:32:22 | 0:32:23 | |
Best of luck. It concerns... | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
Rather than have me read out the questions for Fawlty Towers, | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
we have someone far better qualified, | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
a great friend of the show's - | 0:32:32 | 0:32:34 | |
the wonderful Mr John Cleese. | 0:32:34 | 0:32:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:36 | 0:32:38 | |
Hello, Xander and Richard. | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
I'm so sorry I can't be there in person. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
But I do have five questions for the players about Fawlty Towers. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:48 | |
The first question is... | 0:32:48 | 0:32:49 | |
In what year was the show first transmitted? | 0:32:49 | 0:32:54 | |
The second question is... | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
What city does the waiter Manuel hail from? | 0:32:56 | 0:33:01 | |
The third question - | 0:33:01 | 0:33:02 | |
what was the name of the real Basil Fawlty? | 0:33:02 | 0:33:07 | |
Next, what is the military rank of the hotel resident | 0:33:07 | 0:33:11 | |
played by Ballard Berkeley? | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
And finally, what is the name of the seaside town | 0:33:13 | 0:33:18 | |
where the show is set? | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
Good luck. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:23 | |
So, there we are - five questions. I will reread them for you... | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
There we are, five facts about Fawlty Towers. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
Meera and Phil... | 0:33:48 | 0:33:49 | |
-Yeah, OK. -I think I've got three of them and you're dead sure... | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
I know four out of the five there. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
Definitely. 100%. | 0:33:56 | 0:33:59 | |
-100%? -100%, four out of the five I know. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
-It's a question of which one is the most... -Obscure. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:06 | |
I think the very top one might be the least... | 0:34:07 | 0:34:09 | |
If you're absolutely sure. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
I am, I know when it was first broadcast. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
I know when Series One was broadcast. | 0:34:13 | 0:34:15 | |
I'm going to go for 1975, | 0:34:16 | 0:34:18 | |
the year the show was first broadcast. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:20 | |
1975, the year the show was first broadcast. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
-Vicki and Ian. -Right... -The board is all yours. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:27 | |
-Can't challenge on the first date. -No... | 0:34:27 | 0:34:31 | |
Manuel, we think, comes from Barcelona. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
Don't know who the real Fawlty was. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:36 | |
Colonel, played by Bal. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:38 | |
And Torquay...um... | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
-Torquay? -Torquay. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:43 | |
-Do you think that's right? -Torquay. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
You're going to go for Torquay, the town it was set in. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:49 | |
Meera and Phil have said 1975. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
Let's see if that was right. Let's see how many said 1975. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:55 | |
It was right. | 0:34:58 | 0:34:59 | |
18. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:05 | |
18 for 1975. Very well done indeed, that's a good score. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:10 | |
Now then, Vicki and Ian have gone for Torquay, | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
the seaside town in which the show is set. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:15 | |
Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many said Torquay. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
It's right. | 0:35:20 | 0:35:21 | |
Ooh, look at that - 65 for Torquay. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
Well, two good answers, but yours, Phil, well done - | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
a cracking answer there, you've done what you needed to do. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
You're back in the game after two questions, it's 1-1. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
Yeah, good pointless knowledge there, Phil. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
Let's take a look at the rest. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
I think everyone knew that Manuel is from Barcelona - | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
would have scored 71. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:43 | |
The military rank of Ballard Berkeley is Major, of course. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:47 | |
Would've scored 45 - so a better answer than Torquay, | 0:35:47 | 0:35:49 | |
still wouldn't have won the point. | 0:35:49 | 0:35:51 | |
The real Basil Fawlty | 0:35:51 | 0:35:52 | |
was the proprietor of the Gleneagles Hotel | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
that John Cleese stayed in in 1970 | 0:35:55 | 0:35:57 | |
and his name was Donald Sinclair, | 0:35:57 | 0:36:00 | |
and would have scored you 3 points, so well done if you said that. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
Thanks very much indeed. This is exciting, it's down to a decider. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:08 | |
Question number three. Whoever wins this goes through to the final | 0:36:08 | 0:36:11 | |
and plays for the jackpot. It concerns... | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
Victorian novels, Richard. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
We're going to show you the names of five Victorian novels, but we've missed out a word from each title. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:24 | |
Fill in the word and give us the most obscure. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
Best of luck to both teams. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:29 | |
Let's reveal our five Victorian novels, and here they are. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:33 | |
This time, Vicki and Ian, you go first again. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:03 | |
Don't know the Native, don't know the Native. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
No, don't know the Native. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:07 | |
Bottom one, I think quite a lot of people will know that. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
The Tenant or Mill On The Floss. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
OK, um... | 0:37:12 | 0:37:15 | |
The Tenant Of Wildfell Hall. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
The Tenant Of Wildfell Hall, say Vicki and Ian. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:20 | |
The Tenant Of Wildfell Hall. | 0:37:20 | 0:37:21 | |
Meera and Phil, can you talk us through the rest of the board? | 0:37:21 | 0:37:25 | |
I think I know the rest of the board except I think | 0:37:25 | 0:37:29 | |
that's the most obscure answer, unfortunately. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:32 | |
The Mill On The Floss, The Old Curiosity Shop, | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
The Return Of The Native | 0:37:35 | 0:37:36 | |
and I think The Woman In White. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
I thought that when I saw it. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:41 | |
Yeah, I think... | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
I think probably The Return Of The Native | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
-will be the next lowest answer. -I would say... -We'll go for that. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:49 | |
OK, you're going for The Return Of The Native. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
We have The Tenant Of Wildfell Hall and The Return Of The Native. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
Vicki and Ian went for The Tenant Of Wildfell Hall. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
Let's see how many people said it. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
It is right. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
Oh, it's a good answer. 19. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
19 for The Tenant Of Wildfell Hall. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
Meera and Phil, you've gone for The Return Of The Native. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
Let's see if it's right and how many people said it. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
It is right. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
Is it going to beat 19, though? | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
Yes, it is, look at that! Oh, 12, very well done indeed. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
The Return Of The Native wins it for you. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
Very well done, Meera and Phil. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:38 | |
After three questions, you are through to the final, 2-1, well played. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:42 | |
Yeah, that's the way to get to the final. They're the best two answers on the board. Terrific. | 0:38:42 | 0:38:48 | |
Meera's already filled in the rest for us. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
The Mill On The Floss would have scored you 55. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
The Old Curiosity Shop would have scored you 86. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:56 | |
And The Woman In White, Wilkie Collins. | 0:38:56 | 0:38:59 | |
That would have scored 29. Well done if you got all five at home. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:03 | |
Thanks very much indeed. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:04 | |
So our losing pair at the end of the head-to-head, I'm afraid | 0:39:04 | 0:39:08 | |
it's Vicki and Ian, but that was so close. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:11 | |
That was a brilliant head-to-head. Very well done indeed. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
It's been lovely having you on the show. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
Thank you so much for playing, Ian and Vicki. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:39:18 | 0:39:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:39:19 | 0:39:21 | |
But for Meera and Phil it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:26 | |
Congratulations, Meera and Phil, you fought off all the competition | 0:39:30 | 0:39:34 | |
and won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:36 | |
You now have the chance to win our Pointless jackpot. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
At the end of today's show, the jackpot stands at £3,000. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
AUDIENCE: Whoo! | 0:39:48 | 0:39:51 | |
You finished as you started. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
A fantastic first round for you, double pointless. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
They're very rare in any Pointless round. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
But particularly in a Celebrities Pointless round. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
-Cos we're quite thick, you mean? -Well, you're not. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:04 | |
Generally they're quite vacuous. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
They're much harder questions on the celebrity shows. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:08 | |
Oh, right(!) | 0:40:08 | 0:40:10 | |
He's such a charmer, isn't he? | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
Best of luck with this final round. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
You need to choose a category before we go anywhere. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:17 | |
Your choices are... | 0:40:17 | 0:40:18 | |
'70s Britain's quite good, how are you on that? | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
You don't look old enough. Do you remember it? | 0:40:27 | 0:40:29 | |
Yeah, vaguely. Yeah, course I remember it. | 0:40:29 | 0:40:31 | |
-Do you remember the '70s? -I had flares, man, I had flares. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:35 | |
I had flares too. Rupert Bear trousers. | 0:40:35 | 0:40:37 | |
Prince of Wales check. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:38 | |
"Blue stripe or red stripe, sir?" "Oh!" | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
-And this is one you think you're brilliant at? -Well, I mean, | 0:40:41 | 0:40:45 | |
You're probably brilliant at tennis, but I won't be. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:48 | |
No, that's not going to help, so I think... | 0:40:48 | 0:40:50 | |
-One we're both happy with. -I think, yeah. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
-You're going for 1970s Britain? -Yeah. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:56 | |
OK, 1970s Britain it is, Richard. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:58 | |
OK, you'll have 60 seconds to come up with three answers. | 0:40:58 | 0:41:02 | |
I'll give you three options of category, | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
so you can choose your answers from any category you like. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:07 | |
Can you name us any of the following? | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
So, between 1970 and 1979. | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
Any Chancellors of the Exchequer? | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
Any regular members of Are You Being Served? - in 25 episodes or more? | 0:41:26 | 0:41:30 | |
And acts who had a Christmas number one single between Christmas 1970 | 0:41:30 | 0:41:34 | |
and Christmas 1979? | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
OK, as always, you have a minute to come up with three answers. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
All you need to win that £3,000 for your charities | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
is for one of those answers to be pointless. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
The answers you provide can come from any of these categories. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
All three from one, or two from one and one from another. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
But as long as they're from Chancellors during the '70s, | 0:41:51 | 0:41:54 | |
regular cast members of Are You Being Served? | 0:41:54 | 0:41:57 | |
or acts with Christmas number ones in the 1970s. | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
Oh, Christmas, I didn't see that. | 0:42:00 | 0:42:01 | |
Ready? Let's put 60 seconds on the clock. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:05 | |
There they are, your time starts now. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
-Do you know any Chancellors of the Exchequer? -I do, yes. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
Um, Denis Howe... No, no, no. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:15 | |
-Denis Healey. -Everyone will know Denis Healey. -They will, won't they? | 0:42:15 | 0:42:19 | |
Francis Maude. No, um... | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
-Members of Are You Being Served? -Yes, I do. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
-Mrs Slocombe, everyone knows. -Everyone knows that. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:26 | |
-Mr Grace? -Frank Thornton. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:28 | |
Yeah, Frank... Mr Peacock. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
-Yeah, Mr Peacock. -That might be quite a good one. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
That's a good one, yeah. | 0:42:33 | 0:42:34 | |
Mr Grace, Mr Peacock. Everyone knows Mrs Slocombe. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
We need the actors' names for Are You Being Served?, guys. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
-Oh, the actors' names. -Yeah. | 0:42:40 | 0:42:42 | |
-Who did you say? -Frank Thornton. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
That's a really good one. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:45 | |
OK, Christmas number one. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
We must know a Christmas number one in the '70s. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:50 | |
I do, um... | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
It's, er... | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
-Wizard, the Christmas number one... -No, everyone... | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
-Slade, everyone will know that. -10 seconds left. | 0:42:57 | 0:43:00 | |
Er...Mull Of Kintyre. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:01 | |
Mull Of Kintyre? | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
-Was that a Christmas one? -Yeah. Well, it was a Christmas number one. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
Are you sure? | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
OK, that is your time up | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
I now need your three answers. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
Regular cast members of Are You Being Served? Frank Thornton. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:17 | |
-Frank Thornton. -Who played Mr P... No. -Yeah, Mr Peacock. -Was it? | 0:43:17 | 0:43:21 | |
Anyway, it's Frank Thornton. He was in Are You Being Served? | 0:43:21 | 0:43:24 | |
OK, Frank Thornton. What else? | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
-Wasn't one of the other ones called Trevor Bannister? -Yes, he was. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:31 | |
-He's quite obscure. -He's better than Frank Thornton. | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
-Do you think so? -Do you want to bung him up as well? | 0:43:34 | 0:43:38 | |
-Trevor Bannister. -Yeah. -OK, Frank Thornton and Trevor Bannister | 0:43:38 | 0:43:41 | |
What's your third answer? | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
I hate myself now for this. Mull Of Kintyre. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
-By Wings. -Wings. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
OK, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:43:48 | 0:43:53 | |
-Trevor Bannister. -Trevor Bannister. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:56 | |
-If it is him. -No, you're right. | 0:43:56 | 0:43:58 | |
-The name just came in my head. -We'll put Trevor Bannister last. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:02 | |
Which is your least likely to be pointless, do you think? | 0:44:02 | 0:44:05 | |
-Mull Of Kintyre. -Mull Of Kintyre. -So Wings we'll put first. -OK. | 0:44:05 | 0:44:08 | |
Let's put them on the board in that order, and here they are. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:12 | |
OK, now, best of luck. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
Your first answer was Wings. | 0:44:18 | 0:44:20 | |
Let's find out if that's correct. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:22 | |
If it's that, and it's pointless, you will win that jackpot | 0:44:22 | 0:44:26 | |
of £3,000 for your charities. | 0:44:26 | 0:44:27 | |
Let's find out. Wings, is it right? How many people said it? | 0:44:27 | 0:44:31 | |
Was that a Christmas number one holding act from the '70s? | 0:44:31 | 0:44:36 | |
It's right. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:39 | |
Very well said, Phil. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:41 | |
Now, if this goes all the way down to zero, | 0:44:41 | 0:44:43 | |
you will leave here with that £3,000 jackpot for your charities. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:47 | |
It's still going down. Down it goes. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:49 | |
Oh, four! | 0:44:49 | 0:44:50 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
That's a great answer. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
-That's a fantastic score. -Really brilliant. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:59 | |
Sadly, in this final round, we are only interested in pointless answers. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:03 | |
So, your second answer. Frank Thornton. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
A member of the cast of Are You Being Served? | 0:45:06 | 0:45:09 | |
If this is correct and pointless, you will win today's jackpot. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:13 | |
Meera, what's your charity? | 0:45:13 | 0:45:14 | |
-The Alzheimer's Society. -Phil, what's yours? | 0:45:14 | 0:45:17 | |
-It's the NSPCC. -Excellent, two brilliant charities. | 0:45:17 | 0:45:22 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:45:22 | 0:45:23 | |
Let's hope one of these two remaining answers wins that jackpot. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:27 | |
Let's find out. Was Frank Thornton a member of the cast | 0:45:27 | 0:45:30 | |
of Are You Being Served? | 0:45:30 | 0:45:32 | |
Oh, yes, he was. | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
Now then, Wings took us down to four. A fantastic answer. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:40 | |
Now then, Frank Thornton takes us down through the twenties | 0:45:40 | 0:45:43 | |
into the teens, down into single figures... | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
-Oh, five for Frank Thornton. -Oh, wow! | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
-OK. -APPLAUSE | 0:45:49 | 0:45:52 | |
-This was just teeing us up for your final answer. -Really? | 0:45:52 | 0:45:57 | |
-The one that came to you in a flash. -But I think I'm really wrong. | 0:45:57 | 0:46:01 | |
I think he might be an athlete instead. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:03 | |
Trevor Bannister, you are thinking of. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
Let's find out. Is he a cast member of Are You Being Served? | 0:46:05 | 0:46:09 | |
It's right. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:13 | |
So, first answer, Wings, took us down to four. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
Second answer, Frank Thornton, took us down to five. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:20 | |
Now then, Trevor Bannister, taking us down in single figures. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:23 | |
Still going down... Oh, no, one! | 0:46:23 | 0:46:25 | |
Oh, no! | 0:46:25 | 0:46:27 | |
Oh, no! | 0:46:27 | 0:46:28 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:46:28 | 0:46:30 | |
Oh, what?! | 0:46:30 | 0:46:32 | |
Who is that one person? I want to find them and tell them off. | 0:46:32 | 0:46:36 | |
-Yeah, come on. -Listen, three brilliant answers there. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:40 | |
Fantastic low scores for all of them, but you didn't find the all-important pointless answer. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:45 | |
So that means you don't win today's jackpot of £3,000. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
However, as it is a celebrity special, we are going to donate £500 | 0:46:48 | 0:46:51 | |
to each celebrity pair for their respective charities. | 0:46:51 | 0:46:54 | |
We've loved having you on the show. Thank you for playing. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:57 | |
You do take home a Pointless trophy each, so well done for that. | 0:46:57 | 0:47:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:47:01 | 0:47:05 | |
That was very close. We don't often get three answers in the jackpot round in single figures | 0:47:08 | 0:47:13 | |
so it's really unlucky. Let's look at some pointless answers. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
I think you chose the right category. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
Chancellor of the Exchequer, the only pointless one was Roy Jenkins. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:22 | |
Denis Healey was the biggest scorer with 13. | 0:47:22 | 0:47:26 | |
Next category, cast members of Are You Being Served? | 0:47:26 | 0:47:30 | |
Now, Nicholas Smith is Mr Rumbold. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:33 | |
-And Young Mr Grace was played by Harold Bennett. -Harold Bennett. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:37 | |
Next best answer after that was Trevor Bannister. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:40 | |
There were ten acts with number one Christmas singles in the '70s. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:44 | |
Benny Hill with Ernie, The Fastest Milkman In The West. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:47 | |
Dave Edmunds, I Hear You Knocking. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:48 | |
And Little Jimmy Osmond, Long-Haired Lover From Liverpool. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
Other answers, Pink Floyd would have scored 1, Johnny Mathis 3, | 0:47:51 | 0:47:55 | |
we've seen Wings, Boney M would score 4, | 0:47:55 | 0:47:57 | |
Queen 10, Mud 16, and Slade 63, unsurprisingly. | 0:47:57 | 0:48:02 | |
-I thought there'd be more than that. -Thanks very much indeed, Richard. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:06 | |
We have to say goodbye to you, Meera and Phil, but it's been brilliant. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:09 | |
Thank you for playing. Meera and Phil, fantastic competitors. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:13 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
Join us next time when we'll put more obscure knowledge to the test | 0:48:15 | 0:48:19 | |
-on Pointless. It's goodbye from Richard. -Goodbye. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:22 | |
And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:24 | |
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