Radio 1 and Radio 1Xtra Pointless Celebrities

'This is Scott Mills. BBC Radio One.'

Xander and Richard,

thank you so much for agreeing to do our show while we're on holidays.

Oh, it's a pleasure.

Thank you for agreeing to do Pointless Celebrities.

It's all fine. What have you got planned?

Music-wise, let's start with the music.

We have been digging around, shall we say? We have found some things.

I don't think anyone's heard of him yet. Joe Dolce.

Joe Dolce. Have you heard of him?

-No...

-Wait till you hear the name of the song.

Shaddap You Face.

-I mean, what's not to like?

-Yeah.

-It's a-not so bad.

-Eh!

Great stuff.

Chris, look, I love the stuff you do,

-all the quizzes and that kind of stuff.

-OK.

I've got a great quiz idea which I think...

Don't nick it. Don't nick it.

It's essentially 45 minutes simply about the Industrial Revolution.

A lot of 18th century stuff.

I know what you're thinking, though, some 19th century stuff too,

because, hey, it's Radio 1. It's going to wicked.

-It's going to be fantastic. All the way back to the...

-Hi, guys.

Hey, how are you doing?

Good.

Enjoy the show.

-It's Bruno Brookes!

-That was Bruno Brookes.

Bruno Brookes!

I can't believe it.

Guys, I've actually...

Sorry, I've just got a message saying that we're not

-actually on holiday that week now.

-Oh, no.

-Oh, you're...

-That's a real shame.

-They change it all the time.

-I'm so sorry.

-Oh, no.

-Oh, you are kidding me.

We're going to have to cancel it.

You'll still do Pointless Celebrities, right?

-Of course.

-Absolutely.

-Yep, yep.

Sorry, lads. It's just one of those things.

Sorry to let you down like that.

-That is gutting, isn't it?

-Yeah.

Really nice to see you.

-All right, gents.

-See you soon.

-See you later.

-Bye.

-What a couple of suckers!

-Lovely, got out of that.

Right, let's listen to some Fetty Wap.

MUSIC: Trap Queen by Fetty Wap

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you very much indeed! Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong.

A warm welcome to this special Radio 1 and Radio 1Xtra edition

of Pointless Celebrities, the show where the aim of the game

is to find the most obscure answer possible.

Let's meet today's Pointless Celebrities.

And couple number one.

Hello, my name's Scott Mills. This is my radio wife, Chris Stark.

Couple number two.

Hi, I'm Sarah-Jane Crawford from 1Xtra, and...

My name is Dev from Radio 1. Hello.

Couple number three.

Hello, I'm Clara Amfo, and this is my radio uncle, Trevor Nelson.

Ooh!

Uncle!

Uncle Trev.

And, finally, couple number four.

Hi, I'm Yasmin Evans from 1Xtra Breakfast.

And I'm Greg James from Radio 1's drive time show.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thanks very much. We'll find out more about all of you throughout the show.

That just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

Sitting on an orthopaedic sculpted chair he definitely,

definitely didn't steal from his physiotherapist,

it's my pointless friend, it's Richard.

Hiya.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hiya, evening.

-Good evening to you.

-Good evening.

Wow, how about this line-up.

I think this might be the coolest line-up we've ever had.

I think so.

As if there weren't enough cool people here, we've also got,

at the end of the show, we've got Ella Eyre playing us her new single.

-Amazing.

-So the only uncool people in this whole line-up

are me, you and Scott. That's it.

LAUGHTER

That's harsh.

Scott, I have to say as well, as quite often we do shows

where people from the same workplaces work together,

this is so competitive,

so I've made sure we've got a couple of questions

that are not the sort of things you'd want to get wrong

if you make a living talking about and playing music.

-Oh, good.

-Oh, my gosh!

-Oh, good.

If you are competitive, it's probably best

-we put it to the test.

-Thank you very much, Richard.

As usual, all of today's questions have been put

to 100 people before the show. Our contestants are on the lookout

for those all-important pointless answers.

These are answers that none of our 100 people gave.

Find one of those and we will add £250 to the jackpot.

As today's show is a celebrity special -

each of our celebrities is playing for a nominated charity -

we start off with a jackpot of...

There it is.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

I know you all know this, but just to remind you,

the pair with the highest score at the end of each round

will be eliminated.

Your job, if you like, is to make sure that you are not that pair.

Very best of luck to all four pairs.

Our first category this evening is...

Yes!

Famous People. Can you all decide in your pairs who is going to first,

who's going to go second.

Whoever is going first, please step up to the podium.

OK. The question concerns...

-Famous DJs and MCs, Richard.

-Absolutely.

I've been a bit naughty, though,

cos actually what we're going to do is show you seven clues on each pass

to famous people whose initials are either DJ or MC.

I know, I know. There it is.

Seven on each pass, 14 in all to have a go at at home,

so very best of luck.

OK, let's reveal our first board of seven famous DJs and MCs.

Here they are.

ALEXANDER READS BOARD

I'll read those all one last time.

Scott, welcome back to Pointless.

-Thank you.

-You've been on twice before.

Yeah, this is third time lucky.

What is your proudest achievement? Your high water mark on Pointless?

I did better with Gemma Cairney last time.

The lowest point was losing out to Chico and Sinitta.

Yeah.

Scott, I was reading that someone took a musical version of your life

up to the Edinburgh festival.

Yeah, a few years ago we did a thing called Scott Mills The Musical,

which was entirely tongue-in-cheek, cos I don't really like musicals,

we decided to do a musical about me.

It sold out for three nights at the Edinburgh Festival.

There you are. How many nights did it run for?

-Three.

-Oh, I see. Good.

3 of the 48, it sold out.

Now, Scott, DJs, MCs.

OK, I want to go for the actor that played Gareth Keenan in The Office,

which is Mackenzie Crook.

Mackenzie Crook, says Scott.

Let's see how many of our 100 people agree with that. Mackenzie Crook.

Look at that! 3!

What a start to the show and the round. Brilliant. Mackenzie Crook, 3.

Very well played, Scott.

That lays down a marker for all your colleagues there.

You should have seen their faces when that column was going down.

They were not impressed.

One of his very first performances was in a short film called

The Man Who Fell In Love With A Traffic Cone.

Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

-Sarah-Jane, welcome back.

-Hi.

-Welcome back.

Tell us what you did last time you were on.

-So I got to the head-to-head.

-Yes, exactly.

-Beat Trevor Nelson.

-Yes!

We thought Radio 2 and Radio 4 would be really smart,

but they were out the door, so... I'm just saying.

Can I just ask, what radio station do you listen to?

-Radio 1.

-Oh, OK.

You guys are so on message.

I know.

A bit of Radio 4, Woman's Hour.

Woman's Hour, very good. Little bit of Radio 3.

Nice lunchtime concerts from the Wigmore.

Love a bit of classical. Love a bit of classical.

Very good.

How do you like our board of MCs and DJs?

I like it. I like it.

There's a couple that I want to go for, but I'm not 100% sure.

I'm not sure whether to sort of take a bit of a risk.

OK, I'll just go for it.

French star who one Best Actress is Marion Cotillard.

Marion Cotillard. Marion Cotillard. Let's put it to the 100.

How many of our 100 people said Marion Cotillard? Is it right?

It is right.

-Beautifully pronounced as well.

-Did I?

4!

Look at that.

What a round.

I would not want to be on podiums three or four, would you?

Good luck.

-Clara.

-Hello.

-Clara. Lovely to have you on Pointless.

-Thanks very much.

Now, I want to know this.

Amongst the DJs at Radio 1 and Radio 1Xtra, is there any rivalry?

We're all one big happy family.

The only statistics that matter are the ones on this game show.

-There you go.

-Aw.

-Even between Radio 1 and Radio 1Xtra?

-It's all love.

-It's all love.

-It's all love, yeah.

Does the love continue outside the building, though?

To be honest, I don't particularly like Trevor that much,

but because he was desperate to come back to Pointless,

I thought I'd give him a... you know, do him a favour

and let him come and redeem himself.

We're on at the same time as well.

-Yeah, we're rivals now.

-Of course you are.

We're on the radio at the same time.

-Of course you are.

-Yeah.

Clara, what would you like to go for on this board?

Well... I am going to go with the goalkeeper.

David James, I believe his name is.

David James, says Clara. Let's see if it's right,

let's see how many of our 100 people agree with Clara. David James.

-Look at that.

-Well done.

Well, 4 is our high score, 3 is our low.

Ooh...

21.

-Still in the game.

-Not bad.

21 for David James. Not bad.

Well played, Clara. Good scoring all round. David James.

The season before that, he was playing for an Icelandic team.

It's just the traditional route for a footballer.

Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

-Yasmin, welcome.

-Hello.

-Lovely to have you here.

-Thanks for having me.

But you, of course, you do the breakfast slot on Radio 1Xtra.

-What time do you turn up?

-Well, I start at 6am.

You start at six. You're on air from seven.

-On air from seven.

-Well, that's not too bad, I suppose.

-No.

-Do you maybe have a rest in the afternoon?

-Sometimes I have a little bit of a disco nap.

-Quite right.

-I have done the straight-through crew before.

-Yeah, ooft.

Along with some of these...

I'm not going to say who the bad influences are in the panel,

Sarah-Jane Crawford.

But, yeah, no, it's an early start.

OK, Yasmin, you're the last person to have this board.

Do you want to go through it and fill in all the blanks for us?

I'm going to have to go with the professional wrestler turned actor.

-Dwayne Johnson.

-Dwayne Johnson, says Yasmin.

Let's see how many of our 100 people agree with Yasmin. Dwayne Johnson.

Well, it's right. 21 is now our high score, 3 our low.

28 for Dwayne Johnson. There we are.

Still, not a bad score.

Have to say, well played everybody in that round. Impressive stuff.

Let's fill in the rest of these. Anyone know the American singer?

Mariah Carey.

Mariah Carey, absolutely. Actually a very low scorer.

Would have scored you 10 points. Would have been a very good answer.

-What?!

-Knighted in 2005 was?

-David Jason.

David Jason. Sir David Jason. 50 points for that.

-Men Behaving Badly?

-Martin Clunes.

-Martin Clunes.

He would have scored you 26, so the best answer on the board,

Scott, was Mackenzie Crook.

-Wow.

-Very well done.

Thanks very much. We're halfway through the round.

Let's take a quick look at those scores.

3, Scott. Very good, Scott and Chris. Starting as they mean to go on.

Then we travel up to 4, where we find Sarah-Jane and Dev.

Then up to 21, Clara and Trevor. Then Yasmin and Greg on 28.

-Greg, you know what you have to do. We need a low score.

-Sort us out.

We're going to come back down the line.

Can the second players please step up to the podium?

Let's put seven more clues up on the board, here they come.

We have got...

ALEXANDER READS BOARD

I'm going to read those all one last time.

Greg.

-Welcome to Pointless.

-Hi.

Very good to have you here.

I read that you'd started work at Radio 1

the morning after you graduated.

I did, yes.

How did you do that?

Sara Cox was doing a weekend show and she was ill. It was a Saturday.

My graduation ball was on the Friday

and I got a call from one of the bosses that said,

"Do you want to come and cover the show on Saturday?"

So I had to go round and go, "I've got to leave, guys,

"I'm going to be on Radio 1 tomorrow."

What a shame to have to tell everyone that(!)

Now, Greg, you're on 28. You are our high scorers.

You know what you have to do here.

Nice, low score.

OK.

I'm going to go for the singer in Blue.

I'm going to go for Duncan James.

Duncan James, says Greg.

No red line for you,

you just have to hope this goes a long way down the column.

How many people said Duncan James?

29.

29, Greg, taking your total up to 57.

Yeah, pretty big score on podium four.

11 top 10 singles,

three number ones, Blue.

Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

Trevor, welcome back.

Trevor, since you were last on,

you have been inducted into the Radio Academy Hall of Fame.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah, actually. What did that involve?

They inducted about, I think about seven other people.

Nicky Campbell is there, Jo Whiley, people like that got inducted.

You go up, say a little speech about your humble beginnings, I suppose.

-You thank everybody.

-Very exciting indeed.

Now, Trevor, you're on 21. You now have a target.

57 is the high score.

If you can score 35 or less, you're into the next round.

It's a little bit tricky. There are only a few I know on here.

I'm going to go for the actress daughter

of film star Melanie Griffith.

I believe it's Dakota Johnson.

-Dakota Johnson.

-Yes.

Dakota Johnson. There is your red line.

Get below that, through you go to the next round.

Let's see how many people said Dakota Johnson.

It is Dakota Johnson.

It's a tough one.

Into the second round.

10. Very good. Third lowest score so far, taking you total to 31.

Well done.

Good work.

Well played, Trevor.

If you want to know what a man with a broken heart looks like,

you should have seen Greg during that. He was not happy.

She of course plays Anastasia Steele in 50 Shades of Grey.

Thank you very much, Richard.

-Dev.

-Hello.

-Dev! Welcome to Pointless, lovely to have you here.

You started in pirate radio.

Yeah, DJing when the decks are set up

in someone's kitchen worktop surface.

How did you end up at Radio 1? What was the route?

I did a children's TV show when I was about 17,

so, yes, went from pirate radio to children's TV,

you know, the usual route.

From that, I did a pilot for 1Xtra, I was on 1Xtra for seven years,

and then I crossed over to Radio 1.

I've been there ever since. Nobody's found out till today.

Dev, you're on 4.

The high scorers at the moment are still Yasmin and Greg on 57,

so 52 or less gets you through.

I thought that the last round that Mariah Carey was going to

score really high and it didn't, so I want to go for the physicist.

-It's Mary Curie.

-Mary Curie or Marie Curie, you're going to say.

Here's your red line.

You have to get below that with Mary or Marie Curie.

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Marie Curie.

It's right.

-There you go.

-Yes!

37. Not much to spare,

but it's good enough. Takes your total up to 41.

Well played, Dev. Safe and sound.

Not only an extraordinary scientist,

but worked very close to the front line in the First World War

assisting wounded soldiers, all sorts of things, Marie Curie.

Thanks, Richard. Chris, welcome to Pointless.

Very good to have you here.

How did you end up in music broadcasting?

Well, basically, obviously me and Scott are very good friends

and Scott found me quite funny,

so started getting me involved in his show.

It kind of went from there, really.

Sometimes funny for the wrong reasons.

-But it worked out fine.

-It worked out fine.

I'm here on Pointless now, so something's gone right.

There you are. Do you fancy talking us through this board, Chris?

Yeah. The first one I think I know.

It fits with the theme, cos she came in on the show at one point.

The next answer after that I'm really tempted to go for,

cos Scott managed to get really low points,

but I worry too many people are going to know it.

The rest, I don't have a clue.

So, I'm going to go for the first one up there.

It's Marcia Cross.

Marcia Cross. Marcia Cross. There's your red line.

Get below that, Chris, and you are into Round Two.

How many people said Marcia Cross?

It is Marcia Cross.

Well done, you're through.

And how! Look at that!

Whoa! 10!

Taking your total up to 13, lowest score of the round. Well done.

And you've broken Greg James as well, so well done.

Very, very good answer. Funnily enough,

Macaulay Culkin would have seen you through as well,

cos Macaulay Culkin is a correct answer,

but would only have scored 46 points.

The British actor, very, very famous.

-Derek Jacobi.

-Derek Jacobi is the answer there.

Would have scored you 4.

Played the role of Kristen... Bing Crosby's daughter,

which gives you the C.

Mary Crosby, it was.

Mary Crosby. That would have scored you 7 points.

Derek Jacobi the best answer on the board.

Thanks very much. Well, at the end of our first round,

the pair we're saying goodbye to, I'm sorry, Greg and Yasmin.

-I'm so sorry.

-Took a day off my show for this.

I'm so... LAUGHTER

It turns out you only needed to take about seven or eight minutes off.

Yasmin, it's been such a treat having you on the show.

Thank you so much for coming and playing.

Please come and play again and be even better.

Very well done, Greg, Yasmin.

But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

Well, what about that!

We're now down to only three pairs. At the end of this round,

another pair will disappear from before my very eyes.

Best of luck to all three pairs.

Our category for Round Two this evening is...

It's Pop Music. Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

who is going to go second.

Whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

OK. The question concerns...

Colourful Singles, Richard.

In a moment, Xander is going to show you the names of four colours.

We're looking for any UK top 40 single up to March 2015,

please, that contains one of these colours in its name.

Any UK top 40 single with one of the following colours in its name.

OK. So as Richard's just said,

we're going to put four colours on the board.

We just need any single that has one of these colours in its name.

Here are the colours.

ALEXANDER READS BOARD

Chris.

OK, I'm going to go with green -

a song by Ultrabeat called Pretty Green Eyes.

Pretty Green Eyes, says Chris.

Let's see how many of our 100 people like Pretty Green Eyes.

It's right.

It's a pointless answer, there we are.

Come on! Come on!

Come on!

It adds £250 to today's jackpot, takes the total up to...

It scores you nothing and earns you a stroke on the shoulder from Scott

and a pat on the back from us, so very well done indeed.

-Calm down.

-Pretty Green Eyes.

-Well done.

-I'm so sorry about him.

-It's a terrific answer.

I knew it would be a good round for radio DJs, this.

As you say, by Ultrabeat, number two hit.

Thanks very much, Rich.

Now, Sarah-Jane.

OK. I'm going to go for Lady In Red.

Lady In Red, says Sarah-Jane.

OK, let's see how many of our 100 people said Lady In Red.

Lady In Red is absolutely right.

-18.

-Not bad.

Yeah, well done, Sarah-Jane.

Absolutely, credibility shot to pieces, but well played.

Chris de Burgh, of course. Lady In Red.

Thanks very much indeed. Trevor.

I can think of a song with every colour,

but the one I'm going to go for, I hope it's the right title.

-CLARA:

-Careful, now.

I'm going for Green Garden.

Green Garden.

-Yes.

-Green Garden, says Trevor.

Laura Mvula. I think that might have sneaked the 40.

OK, Green Garden. Let's see if that's right.

Can Trevor find another pointless answer? Green Garden.

It's a great answer! Look at that, Trevor.

It's going.

Still going down.

It's a pointless answer.

That adds another £250 to today's jackpot, takes the total up to...

It equals Chris' low score. It scores you nothing.

Very, very, very well done.

The celebration was better than Chris', wasn't it? I got down.

You wait for the next one.

-It was less violent. I could talk over it, which was nice.

-Yeah.

LAUGHTER

It's a very good answer. By Laura Mvula, as you say.

It did, it was number 31.

We're halfway through the round, so let's take a look at those scores.

Nothing is the lowest score, Chris and Scott,

Trevor and Clara tied on nothing.

Then we travel up to 18, where we find Sarah-Jane and Dev.

Dev, let's have a low score from you, let's hope it keeps you in the game.

We're going to come back down the line.

Can the second players step up to the podium?

-Clara.

-Hello.

We're looking for songs that contain these colours...

I am going to say Red Dress by the Sugababes.

Red Dress.

OK, if you can score 17 or less, you're definitely in the next round.

Here's your red line, get below that and you're in good shape.

Let's see how many people said Red Dress.

You're through.

2!

That's a great score, Clara.

2 for Red Dress.

Terrific answer, Clara. Very well played. By the Sugababes.

Also a song by Alvin Stardust, of slightly different vintage.

Thanks, Richard.

Dev, you're still the high scorers at this point,

so we kind of need a minus score from you.

-You need a 0, we need pointless.

-OK.

-Yeah.

I would like to say D-12 and Purple Hills

I think they changed it to.

Purple Hill, says Dev. No red line for you, you're the high scorers.

Let's see if we can get to the bottom of the column with Purple Hill.

It's right. Purple Hill is right.

Good lad. Very, very well done indeed, Dev!

That's another pointless answer.

That's another £250 to today's jackpot, takes the total up to...

It scores you absolutely nothing, it leaves your total at 18.

-Fantastic.

-Wow, it is raining pointless.

-It is.

-It is raining pointless. Terrific answer, Dev.

-Very well played.

-Very strong indeed.

Scott, you know what you have to do here.

Chiefly, you have to score 17 or less to get to the next round,

-that's the first thing.

-Oh, no.

-That's not right.

OK. I'm going to go for...

Roses Are Red.

Roses Are Red.

Roses Are Red. Here's your red line.

Get below that red line and you're definitely in the head-to-head.

Can you find another pointless answer? Get a double-O, an OO?

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Roses Are Red.

It's right.

Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, no.

You're through.

It's another pointless answer. Look at that!

That adds another £250 to today's jackpot, taking the total up to...

It scores you nothing, it leave your total at nothing.

-Very, very well done.

-That was amazing.

Terrific play, well done. The Mac Band.

That's the most successful Round Two in the history

of Pointless Celebrities as well, so congratulations.

Terrific stuff.

APPLAUSE

Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

Blue Jean by David Bowie. Erasure, Blue Savanna.

Everything's Gone Green by New Order.

Green Onions, you could have had Booker T and the MGs.

Little Red Rooster by the Stones is a pointless answer.

Old Red Eyes Is Back, Beautiful South, pointless answer.

Purple Heather, which is Rod Stewart and the Scotland Euro '96 squad.

Union City Blue by Blondie was pointless.

You're More Than A Number In My Little Red Book by The Drifters.

-All sorts of other pointless answers.

-Thank you, Richard.

At the end of our second round, the pair who are heading home,

this is an honourable departure, I have to say,

nothing wrong with your score at all.

18 is usually a world-beating score in Pointless,

but in this case, it happens to be our high score.

We have to say goodbye to you, Dev and Sarah-Jane.

What a treat to have you on the show. Thanks so much.

-Thank you, that was so fun.

-Come and play again.

Wonderful contestants.

But for Trevor and Clara, Chris and Scott,

it's now time for our head-to-head.

I'm almost lost for words. Chris, Scott, Trevor and Clara.

Well done, you.

You're now one step closer to the final

and a chance to play for our jackpot, which now stands at...

OOHING

Obviously, we have to try and separate you so we can work

out which pair goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.

We're going to do that by making you go head-to-head.

You can confer before you give your answers.

First pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot.

Very best of luck to both pairs.

This is going to be very, very close indeed, I have a feeling.

Let's play the head-to-head.

Here comes your first question. It concerns...

Tennis Terminology, Richard.

We're going to show you five images now which all represent a term

you might use in tennis.

Can you tell us the most obscure of these, please?

OK, let's reveal our five images. Here they are.

OK. There we are.

Right, Chris and Scott, you're our low scorers,

so you will go first, but feel free to confer a bit.

THEY CONFER QUIETLY

-Sweaty dog.

-Sweaty dog?

Is that a thing?

-In tennis, yes.

-Oh, this is so much easier when you're watching it.

OK, we're going to go E, Hawk-Eye.

Hawk-Eye.

Chris and Scott say Hawk-Eye.

Trevor and Clara, do you want to talk us through those other images

and see if you can decode them?

A is definitely tiebreak.

B is clay court.

D is match point.

I don't know what C is. It looks like hot dog.

-Hot dog.

-But I've never heard of hot dog.

Neither have I.

I'd go for B, personally. What do you think?

Clay court.

It's a tough one, they all seem very close.

-What, C?

-Hot dog, no?

Hot dog might be a shot between... What's a shot between your legs?

I do not know.

When you're turning and you do that. Is that a hot dog?

-SCOTT:

-Yeah. Yes, it is.

Is it, Scott, is it?

Say that.

-TREVOR:

-Clay court? What do you think?

-I think clay court.

-We'll go B, clay court.

Clay court, say Trevor and Clara.

So Hawk-Eye versus clay court.

Chris and Scott said Hawk-Eye for E. Let's see if that's right.

Let's see how many people said it.

It's right.

46.

46 for Hawk-Eye. Trevor and Clara have said clay court for B.

Let's see how many of our 100 people said clay court.

It's right.

Yeah, look at that.

22.

I tell you what you've done there, you've broken their serve.

Look at that. Trevor and Clara, after one question, you're up 1-0.

Well played, Trevor and Clara.

There's only one answer up there that would have beaten clay court,

and that is C. It's the name for a trick shot

and it is sweaty dog.

-No way!

-No, not really. Not really.

It is, in fact, a hot dog. It is hot dog.

It is a shot between your legs, or any trick shot, actually.

It would have scored you 11 points.

Let's look at the others. A is tiebreak.

That's the biggest scorer, actually.

81, just beats D, which of course is match point.

That would have scored you 77.

Look how powerful.

That point is so powerful it's making the flame go the other way.

-No, it's two different photos.

-Oh, right, OK.

OK, here comes your second question.

Trevor and Clara get to answer it first,

but Chris and Scott, you have to break back to be back in the game.

Best of luck with that. It concerns...

Songs with Long Intros.

We're going to play you five intros now for some very well-known songs.

You just need to name the most obscure of these five. Good luck.

Thanks. We'll play our five long intros. Here they are.

We have got A...

POP BALLAD INTRO PLAYS

Here's B.

DISCO POP INTRO PLAYS

Here is C.

POP INTRO PLAYS

Here's D.

INDIE ROCK INTRO PLAYS

And here's E.

POP ROCK INTRO PLAYS

Now, Trevor and Clara, which are you going to go for?

-We know they know all of them as well.

-This is it.

This is the problem.

It's a weird tactical game, this, for this one.

This is really close. It's about different eras, isn't it?

-CLARA:

-Exactly.

-Clara.

-OK. Going to actually go for the Arctic Monkeys.

I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor.

-That was D.

-D, Arctic Monkeys.

OK, now, it's Chris and Scott.

Do you want to talk us through all the others?

OK, so...

B is Luther Vandross, Never Too Much.

C is Poker Face, Lady Gaga.

E is Easy Lover by Phil Bailey and Phil Collins.

Which leaves A, which is the one we'd like to go for,

which is Madonna, Crazy For You.

Crazy For You.

OK, so we have I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor versus Crazy For You.

Trevor and Clara, said I Bet You Look God On The Dance Floor.

Let's see if that's right for D and, if it is,

let's see how many people said it.

-31.

-It's going to be close.

It's going to be close.

31 for the Arctic Monkeys.

Now, then, Chris and Scott have gone for Crazy For You for A.

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

You have to win this one to stay in the game, remember.

You've done it. Oh, look at that. 29!

I said this was going to be close.

Chris and Scott, very, very well done indeed. Fantastically played.

You're back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1.

This might be the most competitive head-to-head I've ever seen.

Exciting, though. Exciting stuff. Well played on that one.

There is a killer answer on this board, you both knew it, and it's B.

Never Too Much would have just scored 9 points.

-CHRIS:

-No way.

-Yep.

The other two are the big scorers.

C is Poker Face, Lady Gaga.

That would have scored you 60.

The biggest scorer of all, Easy Lover.

As you say, Phil Bailey and Phil Collins, 63 points for that.

There we go. Thanks. Here comes your third question.

Whoever wins this goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot.

Best of luck to both pairs. It concerns...

Brit Award Trophy Designers.

We're going to show you the names of five artists or designers

who've designed a Brit trophy,

but we've missed out alternate letters from their names.

Whichever team gives us

the most obscure answer is going through to play for the jackpot.

Very best of luck.

OK. Thanks, Richard. Let's reveal our five designers with missing letters.

Here they are. ALEXANDER READS BOARD

I'll read those all one last time.

Chris and Scott will go first this time.

OK, we're going to go for Tracey Emin.

Tracey Emin, say Chris and Scott.

Trevor and Clara, talk us through that board if you can.

-Well, top one's obvious. Damien Hirst.

-Damien Hirst.

-We think the second one might be Peter Blake.

-Peter Blake.

Vivienne Westwood is definitely the last one.

And Phil... Oh...

Treacy. No, he's a hat designer.

Yeah, it could be Treacy.

-I'd go for Peter Blake, yeah.

-Peter Blake.

You're going to go Peter Blake.

We've got Tracey Emin, we've got Peter Blake.

Chris and Scott went for Tracey Emin.

Let's see if that's right,

let's see how many of our 100 people said Tracey Emin.

It's right.

38.

38 for Tracey Emin.

Now, Trevor and Clara, the moment of truth. You've gone for Peter Blake.

Let's see if that's right.

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Peter Blake.

You did it.

Look at that. 21 for Peter Blake!

Very well done, Trevor and Clara.

After three very tightly contested questions,

you are through to the final, 2-1.

Great head-to-head, very well played.

Let's clear up the first one and the last one.

The first one is Damien Hirst.

That would have scored you 69. The bottom one is Vivienne Westwood.

That would have scored you 75.

The fourth one down, you knew it. It was the hat designer, Philip Treacy.

Very well done. It's the best answer on the board by a mile.

Would have scored you 8 points.

Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

The pair leading us at the end of the head-to-head.

They've been our low scorers round after round after round after round,

-Chris and Scott.

-Disappointed face.

You haven't put a foot wrong. Nothing wrong and so close.

So close in all those scores.

-That was genuinely exciting.

-Yeah, very exciting indeed.

Brilliant having you on the show. Please come back and play again.

-Fabulous performance.

-Thank you very much.

APPLAUSE

But for Trevor and Clara, it's now time for our Pointless final.

Well, congratulations.

Trevor and Clara, you have fought tooth and nail

and you have won our coveted pointless trophy.

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot.

At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at...

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You have now got the bragging rights at Radio 1 and Radio 1Xtra.

Most important, to be fair.

We're going to be humble with it, though, aren't we?

-No.

-Oh, OK.

Let's see what we've got for you this evening.

Let's hope there's something up here you like.

ALEXANDER READS BOARD

I like the boxers, you like the X-Men.

I'm thinking X-Men Stars potentially,

but I know there's going to be a catch with that, isn't there?

But if you really know them...

My spirit is telling me X-Men Stars.

Do you know what? I'm going to go with you.

It's not fair if I go British Boxers, you won't know any.

-Exactly.

-X-Men Stars it is.

Trevor, that was inevitable from the start of that consultation.

You know it was.

OK, you've got three questions here, best of luck.

We're looking for any film made for cinema release

for which any of the following three have ever received a credit.

Any feature film starring James McAvoy,

starring Hugh Jackman

or starring Michael Fassbender.

Any feature film made for cinema release for which those three

have got a credit according to IMDb up to February 2015, please.

-Very, very best of luck.

-Thanks, Richard.

As always, you've got up to one minute

to come you with three answers.

All you need to win that jackpot for your charities

is for just one of your answers to be pointless. Are you ready?

-Yes.

-OK, let's put 60 seconds on the clock. There they are.

Your time starts now.

-OK, one James McAvoy film.

-James McAvoy.

-Yep.

Did a film about Idi Amin.

-Last King Of Scotland.

-That's the one.

-There we go.

That's not bad, a lot of people saw that.

He did one also about a detective. A mad, crazy...

-Oh, the pig. What was it called?

-He was completely drug crazy,

he was a detective in Scotland I think it was.

Hugh Jackman is also in that really popular made-for-TV movie.

We don't want popular.

Actually, it wasn't very popular, then.

Fassbender was in 12...

-Shame.

-12 Years A Slave.

But that's massive.

-Was he in Shame?

-He was in Shame.

How big was Shame?

Biggish. It had a bit of a following.

Hugh Jackman, anything else? McAvoy.

McAvoy has been in the ones, the independent films, surely.

Hugh Jackman was in Les Mis as well.

-OK, we're going to need to choose some.

-OK.

Ten seconds left.

Last King Of Scotland, might as well do that.

-Fassbender.

-Yeah, we'll do two Fassbender and one James McAvoy.

That is your time up, I'm sorry to say. Let's have your three answers.

-OK.

-McAvoy.

-James McAvoy.

Let's get the Last King Of Scotland in just in case, you never know.

OK. Well, actually, I think there was a film which was less popular,

-which will be more pointless.

-Say it.

-A film called Penelope.

Penelope for James McAvoy.

-I would say Shame over Last King for Michael Fassbender.

-Go for that.

OK, we'll say Shame for Michael Fassbender.

You got a Hugh Jackman?

Hugh Jackman, I'm going to say Kate & Leopold.

Kate & Leopold.

-Clara suddenly digging them out!

-Come on, Clara.

This is fabulous.

Of those three, which is

your best shot at a pointless answer do you think?

Kate & Leopold, I will put as the most likely to be pointless.

Most likely, we'll put Kate & Leopold.

Least likely to be pointless we'll put?

-Shame, Michael Fassbender.

-Shame.

-Yes.

Fabulous.

OK. Let's pop those up on the board in that order, then. Here they are.

We have got...

Three excellent answers on the board, there.

Only one of them has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot,

maybe all three are.

But if one of them is and you win that jackpot,

which charities are you playing for, Trevor?

Prostate Cancer UK.

I shall be playing for ACLT.

Wonderful.

APPLAUSE

Very well done indeed.

Two excellent causes there.

Let's hope at least one of these answers is pointless

and will win that jackpot for you to share between your charities.

In the first instance, we were looking for Michael Fassbender films,

and you have gone for Shame.

It has to be pointless for you to win that jackpot,

but if you do, it'll be a jackpot of £3,500.

Let's see how many people said Shame for Michael Fassbender.

It's right. That's the first thing it had to be.

The second thing it has to be is pointless.

If it goes all the way down to 0,

you will leave here with a cheque for £3,500 for your charities.

Shame now going down through the single figures.

Still going down, still going down. You've done it!

Look at that!

-Brilliant. Very well done indeed.

-Well done. Really good.

That is superb.

You pulled it out, you pulled it out.

Very well done. Brilliant.

Let's do the dance.

What about that!

You've got your dance.

-Many, many congratulations. Shame was a pointless answer.

-Wow!

That was the one you thought was least likely to be pointless.

-Well, there you go.

-It's won that jackpot of £3,500 for your charities.

Very, very well done, Trevor and Clara.

What a brilliant end to this show!

-Fabulous.

-Yes, friend.

-Brilliant end to a brilliant show.

Goes down in the Pointless annals, this one.

Absolutely fantastic answers from everyone,

played in the right spirit.

The only thing you did wrong is that we like people to order them

so that the pointless answer goes last, it makes it more exciting.

You got your pointless answer first.

Although, if we had gone on to Penelope by James McAvoy,

it was also a pointless answer.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Although, if we'd had to reveal your third one,

which is Kate & Leopold, Hugh Jackman,

it was also a pointless answer. Three pointless answers.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Let's take a look at the pointless answers in the different categories,

see how you did at home.

James McAvoy first. Gnomeo & Juliet, he's a voice in that.

Inside I'm Dancing, Regeneration, Wimbledon.

You also could have had for him Arthur Christmas,

he's a voice in that.

You could have had Bright Young Things, Muppets Most Wanted,

The Last Station, all of those were pointless answers.

Let's take a look at Hugh Jackman.

Another voice performance, Happy Feet. There's Kate & Leopold.

Scoop, The Fountain.

Also could have had Flushed Away, Movie 43,

Real Steel, Rise Of The Guardians, all of those were pointless.

Well done if you said them. Michael Fassbender.

300, Jonah Hex, there's Shame, The Counselor.

Also lots of other answers.

Blood Creek, Centurion, Eden Lake, Fish Tank and Jane Eyre.

Very well done if you got any of those at home.

Congratulations in the studio. So many pointless answers.

What a wonderful show, thank you so much.

Thanks, Richard.

Thanks once again to our winning players, Trevor and Clara,

who win today's jackpot of £3,500 for their charities.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Join us next time

when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge to the test on Pointless.

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

And it's goodbye from me, goodbye.

But, before we go, we've got the fantastic Ella Eyre singing us out

with Good Times.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Oh, oh, oh-oh

# Oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh-oh

# Oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh-oh

# Oh, oh, oh

# Dark days holding me down

# And it's so grey, got my head in the cloud

# And you

# You feel it too

# But I told you that we'd figure it out

# All these old fools that we're better without

# And you

# You know it's true, yeah

# But tell me, tell me

# Tell me what it is that you need

# Cos I think I'm on to something

# Cos I feel the good times coming

# Tell me, tell me

# Tell me what it is that you need

# Cos I think I'm on to something

# Cos I feel the good times coming

# Oh, oh, oh-oh

# Oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh-oh

# Oh, oh, oh

# Cos I think I'm on to something

# Cos I feel the good times coming

# Oh, oh, oh-oh

# Oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh-oh

# Oh, oh, oh

# Cos I think I'm on to something

# Cos I feel the good times coming

# Tell me, tell me

# Tell me what it is that you need

# Cos I think I'm on to something

# Cos I feel the good times coming

# Cos I feel the good times coming

# We're getting by, we've done it before

# All the nightmares that I've learned to ignore

# And you

# You've been there too

# But somehow I can settle the score

# Cos I know now that I need more

# And you

# You know it too, yeah

# But tell me, tell me

# Tell me what it is that you need

# Cos I think I'm on to something

# Cos I feel the good times coming

# Tell me, tell me

# Tell me what it is that you need

# Cos I think I'm on to something

# Cos I feel the good times coming

# Oh, oh, oh-oh

# Oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh-oh

# Oh, oh, oh

# Cos I think I'm on to something

# Cos I feel the good times coming

# Tell me, tell me

# Tell me what it is that you need

# Cos I think I'm on to something

# Cos I feel the good times coming

# Tell me, tell me

# Tell me what it is that you need

# Cos I think I'm on to something

# Cos I feel the good times coming. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE