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APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,

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and welcome to Pointless, the game where we aim for the obscure

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and we ignore the obvious. Let's meet today's players.

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APPLAUSE

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-And couple number one.

-Hi, I'm Karen, and this is my colleague Kirsty.

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We both work in central government and we're from London.

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Couple number two.

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Hi, I'm Rosie, and this is my husband, Wilf.

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I'm a retired primary school teacher and Wilf is a retired sales

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supervisor, and we're from Prescott on Merseyside.

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-Couple number three.

-Hi, I'm David. I'm a technical

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services manager from Bristol, and this is my brother Mark,

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a golf salesman from Devon.

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hi, I'm Gloria, I'm retired, from Lincolnshire,

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and this is my friend Carol from Kettering.

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And these are today's contestants.

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APPLAUSE

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Thanks very much, all of you.

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We will find out more about you throughout the show as it goes along.

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So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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Score taker, stat maker, salt shaker, heart breaker.

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It's my Pointless friend Richard.

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-Hi, everybody.

-APPLAUSE

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Hello! Afternoon!

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-Good afternoon to you.

-Good afternoon!

-How are you?

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-I'm very well, thank you.

-This'll be fun.

-Yeah.

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-That last show was lovely, wasn't it?

-Oh, it was, wasn't it?

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We've had a run of nice shows. Not that we don't always do nice

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shows, because they always are nice.

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We've had a particularly interesting,

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-fun bunch of contestants recently.

-We have. We have.

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Only one returning pair from that show. That is Kirsty and Karen,

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who got knocked out in the first round but took us to lockdown.

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So it was very exciting, a very good way to get knocked out of the show.

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And three new groups of contestants.

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I realise I've said how wonderful the contestants have been recently,

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and that just puts extra pressure on you all. I'm sorry.

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-Because I can tell they're all delightful.

-They are.

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-Carol from Kettering.

-Carol from Kettering.

-There she is, over there.

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She's trouble.

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-Yeah.

-Can we contain Carol from Kettering?

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-Well, let's find out.

-Let's find out.

-Let's find out. We don't know!

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We just don't know. Dave and Sandra won the jackpot last time, which is

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lovely news, so today's jackpot starts off back at £1,000.

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There it is. And if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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APPLAUSE

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I'm only going to say one thing, and that is the pair with

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the highest score at the end of each round will be eliminated.

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That's all you have to remember.

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Best of luck to all four pairs. Our first category today is...

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It's Motor Racing.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK. Let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

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We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

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-Formula One Grand Prix winners. Richard.

-A nice, open one, this.

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We're looking for the name of any Grand Prix driver who's

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won a Formula One Grand Prix from the start of 1970 all the way

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through to the end of 2014, please,

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any Grand Prix driver who's won an official Formula One Grand Prix

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that's counted towards the championship from the start

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of 1970 to the end of 2014. Very best of luck.

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Thank you very much indeed. Now, Kirsty.

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We discovered last time that you work in the Ministry of Justice.

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-What kind of justice are you doling out, Kirsty?

-Lots of digital justice.

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-As much as I can.

-It's the best kind.

-Yes, absolutely.

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It's a fantastic view there. That's all that matters.

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-So, where do you look out onto?

-Onto Big Ben, London Eye, the whole lot.

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-See St James's Park...

-Do you have a cut-glass crystal decanter

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full of whisky in the corner of your office?

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-I'm just waiting, biding my time.

-It's only a matter of time, Kirsty.

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The Ministry of Justice sounds like a superhero thing, doesn't it?

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It really does.

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-The Ministry of Justice.

-Are there people in capes around?

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-That's Ministry of Magic down the road.

-Ministry of Magic. Of course!

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Sorry.

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Kirsty, Formula One Grand Prix-winning drivers.

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So many to choose from, so many to choose from!

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SHE LAUGHS

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I'm going to go for, erm, a fairly obvious one, I think.

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I hope he's there.

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-Michael Schumacher.

-Michael Schumacher, says Kirsty.

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Let's see if it's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Michael Schumacher.

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It is right.

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APPLAUSE 48 for Michael Schumacher.

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As the Americans would say,

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one of the "winningest" Formula One Grand Prix drivers of all time.

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-Yeah!

-I like "winningest". People don't like it when you say that.

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Well, it sounds more like "winningest" as in "a winning smile".

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-Two winning smiles, one is the winningest.

-Well, he's both.

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It gives us a word for something we didn't have a word for before.

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It's true, yeah. OK, Wilf, welcome. A warm welcome to you, Wilf.

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And you are here from Prescott in Merseyside.

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And what do you do up there, Wilf?

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Well, I'm retired now, but I used to be a sales office supervisor.

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And what do you do with your retirement now, Wilf?

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-I play badminton three or four times a week.

-I like badminton.

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I go running with a couple of chaps I've been running with for 40 years.

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-How often do you do that?

-Twice a week.

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Are you a bit competitive, Wilf?

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Are you the one who thinks, "I'll just put a little turn of speed on"?

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-Not now.

-OK.

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-Used to be, though.

-Yeah.

-Used to be. OK.

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Now, we only have one score so far, and that's 48 for Michael Schumacher.

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Have you got a good Formula One Grand Prix winner in your mind?

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I'm worried about the date, really, but I'm going to say

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-James Hunt.

-James Hunt, says Wilf. James Hunt. Let's see if it's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 said James Hunt.

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It's right. 48's our only score so far,

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and you pass it.

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APPLAUSE 21!

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21 for James Hunt.

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Well done, Wilf. British world champion, of course. Many wins.

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Thanks, Richard. David, welcome. A warm welcome. From Bristol.

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-I am, yes.

-And what do you do in Bristol?

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I'm a technical service manager for a large phone company.

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What do you do when you're not working for your company?

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I enjoy football, golf, and I've just taken up climbing.

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-Have you? Having never done it before?

-Having never done it before.

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Really? Have you never been scared by the idea of climbing?

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-No, heights don't bother me.

-And sort of really tiny little...

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Big feet makes it difficult, as well, and poor balance.

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You're not selling it to me at all.

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Literally just thinking of climbing makes the soles of my feet ache.

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Anyway, listen, David, what are you going to go for?

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We're trying to avoid the dreaded 100, so I'll go for

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-Jacques Villeneuve.

-Jacques Villeneuve, says David.

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Sounds good to me.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Jacques Villeneuve.

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It's right. Well, high score is 48

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and we pass it.

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Low score at the moment is 21,

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and we pass it.

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APPLAUSE 6 for Jacques Villeneuve.

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Another world champion, yeah. Three world champions we've had now.

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-Thank you, Richard. Carol from Kettering.

-Yes.

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A very warm welcome to Pointless to you.

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What do you get up to in Kettering, Carol?

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I like reading, gardening, the theatre, going to the cinema...

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..dancing. I like ballroom dancing. So I keep myself quite busy.

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Where do you go to the theatre? Is there a good one up near there?

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-Yes, in Northampton, which is only about 15 miles away.

-Very good.

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OK. Now, Carol, how about Formula One?

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-Have we served you up a good first round?

-No.

-No!

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But I'm going to go for...

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-Jackie Stewart.

-Jackie Stewart, says Carol. Jackie Stewart.

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Let's see if it's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 said Jackie Stewart.

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-Ooh!

-That's good enough, Carol. 48's our high score.

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You pass it.

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APPLAUSE 10. Very well done.

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Second-lowest score of the round so far, Carol.

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Very well done. Great start to the show.

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Well played, Carol. Yeah, his career continued into the '70s.

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-Last won a Grand Prix in 1973.

-Thanks, Richard.

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We're halfway through the round.

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Let's take a look at the scores as they stand.

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David, well done. David and Mark looking very strong

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on a score of 6 at this point.

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Then up to 10, where we find Carol and Gloria.

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Up to 21, where we find Wilf and Rosalie.

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And then it's 48, Kirsty.

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Now, Karen, we cannot, simply cannot, say goodbye to you

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at the end of Round One again, so a nice, low score from you, please.

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We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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Gloria! A very warm welcome to you. What do you do, Gloria?

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I'm retired, but my hobbies are amateur dramatics and singing.

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Excellent! What sort of amateur dramatics are you involved in?

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Are you getting ready for something, or have you just finished something?

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We're preparing for a concert in June for Unicef, and I'm looking for

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seven good men to do a play with at the Broadbent Theatre this year.

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How good do they have to be?

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-Very good.

-Good-looking, yes.

-Seven good-looking men.

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-Gloria, are you sure this is for a play?

-Yes.

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-Yes!

-No...!

-OK!

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Now, you're in a very good place at the moment,

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thanks to Carol's excellent answer in the first pass.

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If you can score 37 or less, through you go to the next round.

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I'm going to go for - and I hope this is right -

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-Ayrton Senna.

-Ayrton Senna, says Gloria. Ayrton Senna.

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Here's your red line.

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If you can get below that with Ayrton Senna, Gloria, you are in Round Two.

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Let's see how far down the column we get with Ayrton Senna.

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It's right.

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APPLAUSE Well done, Gloria! You have done it.

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28 for Ayrton Senna takes your total up to 38.

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Very good. Well played, Gloria.

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There's a strong argument to say the greatest Grand Prix

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driver of all time, Ayrton Senna.

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-Thank you very much indeed. Now, Mark, welcome.

-Hello.

-Welcome. Now,

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-what do you do, Mark?

-I'm a golf equipment salesman.

-I see.

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-Do you play golf?

-Yeah, yeah.

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Was it you who got David interested in golf?

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We both started at the same time, really, but I'm the better one.

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-Oh, is that fair, David?

-Yeah, it's fair.

-That is fair. OK.

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And what are your interests aside from golf and golf?

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I like football, badminton. I do like watching films, TV,

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everything like that.

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-OK. Formula One, I notice, missing from that list.

-Yes.

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It's not my strongest subject.

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But I know this guy has definitely won a race.

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I think he's only won one.

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It's David Coulthard.

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David Coulthard, says Mark. Here comes your red line.

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If you can get below that with David Coulthard,

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you are through to the next round. Let's see how many people said it.

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It's right.

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And you're through. Well done.

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APPLAUSE 7!

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Our two lowest scores of the round have been yours and your brother's.

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Well done. 13 is your total.

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Not a bad score, but you've deeply offended David Coulthard.

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-He's won an awful lot more than one Grand Prix.

-Oh, has he?

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-If he's sitting at home, he will be furious.

-I apologise!

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Don't apologise to me.

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Thank you very much. Now then, Rosalie, welcome.

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-And what do you do, Rosalie?

-I play badminton.

-Do you play with Wilf?

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-Against Wilf?

-If I have to.

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But, no, generally speaking, we're usually separate.

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-We have five dogs.

-That's a lot of dogs!

-Yeah.

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Are they all the same breed, or is it a mix and match?

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A bit of a mix and match.

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We live five minutes from Merseyside Dogs Trust,

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so they're all rescue dogs.

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-Lovely.

-Border collies, mainly.

-Fantastic.

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Well, listen, you are on 21.

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You have to score 26 or less to avoid becoming our high-scorers.

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-How good is your Formula One?

-Erm, a bit of a gamble.

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I hope it's right. I'm going to say

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-Nigel Mansell.

-Nigel Mansell, says Rosalie.

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Wilf thinks that's fair enough.

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Karen and Kirsty a little bit upset by that! There's your red line.

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You have to get below that with Nigel Mansell to get into the next round.

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Let's see how many people said Nigel Mansell.

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It's right.

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You've done it. Ooh, just! APPLAUSE

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You needed 26, you got 26. 47 is your total.

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Yeah, no risk at all. Another world champion, Nigel Mansell.

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Another British world champion.

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Thank you, Richard. Now then, Karen...

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Oh, Karen, I can't bear this! KAREN AND KIRSTY LAUGH

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You are our high-scorers before you've given...

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-We're not even going to have lockdown.

-Unless Karen gets minus 1.

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What if an answer is so obscure

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-that it breaks the space-time continuum?

-Yeah.

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-That is the only hope here.

-Karen, give it your best shot.

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Shall I just go with a random name, then, just make up something?

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As long as it sounds Formula One.

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Michael Thomas.

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As long as it sounds Formula One.

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Michael Thomas. Ohhh! Michael Thomas. Let's find out if that's...

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feasible.

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No. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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HE SIGHS It's tough on the first podium.

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But, erm, there's no excusing that!

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100 points that scores you, takes your total up to 148. I'm sorry.

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Yeah. Also, you had the opportunity to make up a slightly rude name.

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You didn't, you went for Michael Thomas,

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but not up to this point a Formula One driver, I'm afraid.

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Lots of people follow Formula One at home. Lots of pointless answers.

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I'll give you the one-point ones first. There's lots of them.

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Daniel Ricciardo. Ralf Schumacher, Michael's brother, scored one point.

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-That's who you meant, right?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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You could have had Felipe Massa. Johnny Herbert, Gerhard Berger,

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John Watson, Peter Revson were all one point.

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So, let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

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Jarno Trulli won one Grand Prix. It was the Monaco Grand Prix.

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You also could have had Nannini, Reuteman, Reggazone, Denny Hulme,

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Didier Pironi, Jochen Rindt, Olivier Panis, Patrick Tambay.

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All of those were pointless answers. Let's look at the top three,

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the ones that most of our 100 people said.

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And miles out in front - as always - Lewis Hamilton.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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So, after our first round, the pair we are sending home, with

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our high score of 148, I'm so sorry, it's the Ks again, Karen and Kirsty.

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Nothing but a pleasure having you on the show, and I'm really sorry.

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We're sending you home far too soon.

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But thank you so much for playing. Great contestants. Karen and Kirsty.

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APPLAUSE

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But for our remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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And now we're down to three pairs.

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Well, Carol, I have to say, well done, you.

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Standout, lovely score there of 10 for Jackie Stewart. Very well done.

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Well done to the brothers, David, Mark, lovely combined score there.

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And well done, Wilf and Rosie. Just well done.

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Well done, all of you. You've seen off our only returning pair.

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Anyway, best of luck to all three pairs for Round Two.

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Our category is...

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Music.

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first and second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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"Wishing" songs. Richard?

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We're going to show you six songs on each pass with

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Wish, Wishing or Wishful in their title.

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Tell us the act who had a hit with that song in the year shown, please.

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There's going to be 12 in all to have a go at at home. Best of luck.

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Thanks very much indeed. So, let's reveal our first

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board of six "Wishing" songs, and here they are. We have got...

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Let me read those all one last time.

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I Wish I Was James Bond, or

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I Wish I Had A Better Understanding Of The Subjunctive, 2008.

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-There we are. Now then, Rosalie.

-Mm!

-Oh! These are fun!

-Hmm...

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I know one, I think. I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday I think

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is Slade.

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Slade, says Rosalie. Slade. Let's see if that's right,

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and if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Slade.

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Ooh! No, not Slade in this instance, Rosalie.

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I'm afraid that's incorrect and scores you 100 points.

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It's not, I'm afraid.

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I'll give you all the correct answers at the end of the pass.

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-Mm! Now then, David.

-I'm in trouble!

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-David!

-Yeah, music's not really my strong suit, unfortunately.

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Erm... I'll go with I Wish I Was James Bond by

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the Plain White T's.

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I Wish I Was James Bond by the Plain White T's, says David.

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OK, let's see if that's right, and, if it is, let's see how many

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of our 100 people said the Plain White T's.

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No. Listen, Rosalie, David, you're in great company.

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There we are, another 100. This is going very well(!)

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Really well(!) Sorry, David, not the Plain White T's.

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The good news is you can buy a bag

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of plain white tees from Mark very, very cheaply.

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Thanks, Richard. OK, now, Carol, you can just clean up here.

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Do you fancy talking us through the board

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and filling in all those blanks?

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No. I haven't got a clue.

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So I'm going to have a wild guess at Wish You Were Here.

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Ruby Murray.

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Ruby Murray, says Carol. Let's see if that's right,

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and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said Ruby Murray.

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No! Not Ruby Murray, as it turns out. Another 100 points.

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ALEXANDER LAUGHS

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-There we go...

-There we go. Very well played, everybody. Terrific stuff...

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-Keeps up that sense of jeopardy for that second pass. It's nice.

-Yeah.

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Now, I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday is not Slade,

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-it is of course...

-Our friends Wizzard.

-Wizzard.

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Played it live in the studio, didn't they? Quite a big score of 37.

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Apart from that, it is quite a tough board, actually.

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A Flock Of Seagulls!

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-The King Of Wishful Thinking is in Pretty Woman.

-Go West.

-Go West.

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I Wish I Was James Bond.

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-Are you saying that should be I Wish I Were James Bond?

-Yeah.

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-Is that right?

-Only if you want to be pedantic. "I wish I were..."

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Which you do want to be.

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-You know me. Come on!

-Well, it was

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a number 40 hit for Scouting For Girls.

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So, some low-scorers up there.

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Anyone who went through the board, very impressive.

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I would almost be willing to bet nobody did.

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There we go. Well, we're halfway through the round,

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so let's take a look at those scores!

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Erm, well, it's 100, 100 and 100.

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My guess is it's all going to be between Gloria, Mark

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and Wilf for who stays with us and who goes through to the next round.

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Best of luck to all three pairs.

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PLEASE can at least one of you know something on the next board!

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We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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Let's put six more "Wishful" songs up on the board. And here they are.

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We've got...

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I'll read those all one last time.

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There we are. Gloria, is that board any better for you than the last one

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-was for Carol?

-No.

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I'm going to have to take a guess, and I know it's wrong.

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Wishing On A Star, Perry Como.

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Perry Como. I'm tempted to say, "If you know it's wrong...

0:21:230:21:27

"guess again!" But Perry Como you're going to say.

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There's no red line for you, Gloria.

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Let's see how far down the column you could possibly get with Perry Como.

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Nope! We are going to be handing out membership of the 200 Club

0:21:400:21:44

like sweets in this round, I can tell you.

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I'm afraid that scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 200.

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Worth saying we've never had 600 in Round Two before.

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-You never know.

-Nope.

-Just saying that now.

-Yep, we never have. Mark?

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Please, please know something on this board.

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I knew one on the last board! Scouting For Girls.

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Oh, no, no, don't tell me you don't know any of these.

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I don't, I'm afraid! Erm...

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-I feel like I can do an educated guess on the top one.

-Please do.

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I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair),

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Avril Lavigne?

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Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne. OK, let's see. Now, here's your red line.

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If you can score 99 or less, you are definitely in the head-to-head.

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How many of our 100 said Avril Lavigne? Is it right?

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No, it's not. Nope. I'm afraid not Avril Lavigne.

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That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 200.

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It's not, I'm afraid.

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I'll give you the correct answers at the end of the pass.

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There we go. Now, Wilf. Ah, Wilf, all you have to do is score something.

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I mean, just...

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anything, Wilf.

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I'm just going to say Wishing On A Star...

0:22:520:22:55

..Val Doonican.

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It's not even a man who sings it! Anyway, there we go.

0:22:580:23:01

Er, Val Doonican, says Wilf. Well, let's get this over and done with.

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How many people said that?

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Yep. OK, yeah, unfortunately, that's an incorrect answer, Wilf.

0:23:140:23:20

I'm so sorry. That scores you 100 points.

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Right, as it is a tie, the tied pairs, as in, brackets, all of you,

0:23:220:23:28

can now confer, and I will take answers from each pair,

0:23:280:23:33

and we'll start with Wilf and Rosalie and work our way down the line.

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OK, so, Wilf and Rosalie, you can confer. What are you going to go for?

0:23:370:23:41

Erm...

0:23:410:23:43

I think Wishing On A Star...

0:23:430:23:45

Is it Randy Crawford?

0:23:450:23:47

Randy Crawford, say Wilf and Rosalie.

0:23:470:23:49

OK, now, Mark and David,

0:23:490:23:52

we're going to take an answer from you before we put it to the tower.

0:23:520:23:55

Erm, I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair), Pink.

0:23:590:24:04

OK, Pink, you've gone for Pink. Randy Crawford and Pink.

0:24:040:24:07

Now then, Carol and Gloria, what are you going to go for?

0:24:070:24:12

That's a good question.

0:24:120:24:14

-Erm...

-Johnny Logan?

-Wishing On A Star, Johnny Logan.

0:24:140:24:19

Johnny Logan. OK, so we have Randy Crawford, Pink, Johnny Logan.

0:24:190:24:22

OK, now in the order they were given, Rosalie

0:24:220:24:24

and Wilf have said Randy Crawford for Wishing On A Star.

0:24:240:24:28

Let's see if that's right, and, if it is, how many people said it.

0:24:280:24:31

No, it's not, I'm afraid that scores you the maximum 100 points,

0:24:330:24:36

takes your total up to 300.

0:24:360:24:38

Erm, Mark and David, they're going to find

0:24:380:24:41

the singer of I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker if it kills them, and they...

0:24:410:24:45

..they've gone for Pink.

0:24:470:24:50

Shall we find out if that's right? Pink.

0:24:500:24:52

No, it's not. OK, that scores you the maximum of 100 points.

0:24:540:24:57

I'm so sorry etc. 300.

0:24:570:25:00

Gloria and Carol have gone for Johnny Logan for Wishing On A Star.

0:25:010:25:07

Let's see, erm, how wrong that is.

0:25:070:25:10

OK.

0:25:140:25:16

Well, that is Pointless history being made as we go on.

0:25:170:25:23

We'll just tell the news just to hold fire.

0:25:230:25:25

Huw Edwards is watching this even as we speak.

0:25:250:25:28

-OK.

-Shall we fill in this board,

0:25:280:25:31

put us all out of our misery before we decide...?

0:25:310:25:33

I don't know what on earth we're going to do with all of you.

0:25:330:25:36

I really don't. But I'm suspecting this is where they first got

0:25:360:25:40

the idea for The Hunger Games.

0:25:400:25:41

I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker was a sort of one-hit wonder, really.

0:25:440:25:48

Sandi Thom, also the name of a cat.

0:25:500:25:52

So some low-scorers there.

0:26:170:26:19

So if you're ever going to get 300 points in a round,

0:26:190:26:22

-perhaps this was the one.

-Yeah. Er, Richard, what do we do now?

0:26:220:26:25

Well, I've always wanted to do this.

0:26:250:26:27

We now crack open an emergency question.

0:26:270:26:29

We've only done it once before,

0:26:290:26:31

and that was when Cannon and Ball were on, so...!

0:26:310:26:33

We've got an emergency question, a brand-new question.

0:26:330:26:36

All teams can confer.

0:26:360:26:37

Give me one answer each and then we'll see who loses and who wins.

0:26:370:26:41

Very best of luck.

0:26:410:26:42

OK, let's find out what the question is. Here it comes.

0:26:420:26:45

We gave 100 people 100 seconds to name as many...

0:26:450:26:48

Composers in the Classic FM Hall of Fame 2014.

0:26:520:26:55

Yeah, we're looking for the name of any composer who had

0:26:550:26:57

a work in the Classic FM 2014 Hall of Fame, please.

0:26:570:27:00

The Classic FM listeners voted for their 300 favourite classical

0:27:000:27:04

works, so any composer who's got a work in that top 100.

0:27:040:27:08

Fabulous. OK, there we are. You can now confer.

0:27:080:27:10

We'll come to Wilf and Rosalie first. What are you going to go for?

0:27:100:27:15

We think Debussy.

0:27:150:27:17

Debussy, say Wilf and Rosalie.

0:27:170:27:18

Now, Mark and David, we'll take your answer next.

0:27:180:27:21

-We're going to go for John Williams.

-John Williams. And, Gloria and Carol?

0:27:210:27:27

-Sibelius.

-Sibelius. Debussy, John Williams, Sibelius,

0:27:270:27:31

in the order they were given. Wilf and Rosalie said Debussy.

0:27:310:27:34

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

0:27:340:27:37

Debussy's right.

0:27:380:27:40

APPLAUSE 7!

0:27:450:27:47

7 for Debussy.

0:27:500:27:52

Now then, Mark and David have gone for John Williams.

0:27:520:27:55

Let's see how many of our 100 said John Williams.

0:27:550:27:57

It's right.

0:27:590:28:01

Well, Debussy scored 7.

0:28:010:28:03

APPLAUSE John Williams scores 3.

0:28:070:28:09

Very well done indeed. That was a great answer, Mark and David.

0:28:090:28:12

Now, Gloria and Carol have gone for Sibelius. Let's see if that's right.

0:28:130:28:16

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Sibelius.

0:28:160:28:19

It's right.

0:28:210:28:22

Well, 7 is our high score, 3 our low. Sibelius...

0:28:220:28:27

..is 1! APPLAUSE

0:28:280:28:31

Very well done indeed!

0:28:310:28:33

-We have a result.

-A sublime end to a ridiculous round.

0:28:360:28:40

Very well played, all of you. I think we've got

0:28:400:28:42

to give ourselves a round of applause for getting through that.

0:28:420:28:45

And we've got to do the rest of the show now!

0:28:490:28:51

And we've got to do it really quickly, so let's move on.

0:28:510:28:54

Absolutely right. Well, thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:28:540:28:57

So the pair leaving us, I'm sorry to say it's Wilf and Rosalie.

0:28:570:29:01

I feel like we've been through a war together!

0:29:010:29:04

Blimey! Anyway, we will see you again next time.

0:29:050:29:08

We'll put all mention of this round...

0:29:080:29:11

The famous "Wishing" songs round!

0:29:110:29:14

Oh, Lordy! Let's never mention it again.

0:29:140:29:17

But it's been lovely having you on the show.

0:29:170:29:19

You need to get home, honestly, you really do.

0:29:190:29:22

Thanks so much, Wilf and Rosalie. Brilliant contestants.

0:29:220:29:25

APPLAUSE

0:29:250:29:27

Right, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:29:280:29:31

Congratulations, David and Mark, Carol and Gloria,

0:29:360:29:38

you're now one step closer to the final

0:29:380:29:40

and a chance to play for our jackpot, which stands at £1,000.

0:29:400:29:44

There we are. OK, well, you know the deal.

0:29:440:29:46

The first pair to win two questions will play for that jackpot.

0:29:460:29:49

Best of luck to both pairs. Let's play the head-to-head.

0:29:490:29:52

Here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:29:570:30:00

American Sitcoms, Richard.

0:30:030:30:04

We're going to show you five stills now from American TV sitcoms.

0:30:040:30:07

You just need to tell us the show they're taken from, please,

0:30:070:30:10

-and the most obscure answer will win the point.

-OK.

0:30:100:30:13

Let's reveal our five stills, and here they come. We've got...

0:30:130:30:15

There we go, five stills from American sitcoms.

0:30:390:30:41

David and Mark, you've been our low-scorers throughout. You go first.

0:30:410:30:45

Well, we know a few of them,

0:30:450:30:46

but we're trying to choose the most obscure one, as part of the game!

0:30:460:30:51

-We'll go for B, Will And Grace.

-B, Will And Grace. B, Will And Grace.

0:30:510:30:55

Now, Carol and Gloria, the board is all yours.

0:30:550:30:58

Do you fancy talking us through it?

0:30:580:31:00

No.

0:31:000:31:01

We think we know one. That's all. We're going for C,

0:31:010:31:06

ER.

0:31:060:31:08

C, ER. So we have Will And Grace and we have ER.

0:31:080:31:11

David and Mark have said Will And Grace for B.

0:31:110:31:13

Let's see if that's right and how many of our 100 said Will And Grace.

0:31:130:31:17

It's right.

0:31:180:31:20

APPLAUSE 25 for Will And Grace.

0:31:240:31:26

Meanwhile, Carol and Gloria have said ER for C.

0:31:290:31:33

Let's see if that's right,

0:31:330:31:34

and, if it is, let's see how many of our 100 people said ER.

0:31:340:31:37

Ooh, bad luck, Carol and Gloria, I'm afraid not ER, which means,

0:31:390:31:44

after one question, David and Mark, you are up 1-0.

0:31:440:31:47

Yes, not ER, I'm afraid, not a sitcom.

0:31:470:31:49

But there is a sitcom called Scrubs, and that's C.

0:31:490:31:52

Would have scored you 42 points.

0:31:520:31:54

A is the endlessly wonderful Modern Family.

0:31:570:32:00

That scores 16. Well worth watching, if you don't.

0:32:010:32:04

Or even if you do.

0:32:040:32:06

D is the best answer on the board.

0:32:060:32:07

It's Dharma And Greg.

0:32:070:32:10

And the biggest answer on the board is E, The Big Bang Theory.

0:32:120:32:16

Sheldon Cooper there.

0:32:160:32:17

Thanks very much, Richard. Here comes your second question.

0:32:190:32:22

Carol and Gloria, you need to win this one,

0:32:220:32:23

but you get to answer it first, so best of luck. It concerns...

0:32:230:32:27

English Spa Towns And Cities, Richard.

0:32:310:32:33

Five clues relating to facts about English spa towns and cities now.

0:32:330:32:36

You just need to give us the most obscure answer.

0:32:360:32:38

OK. Let's reveal our five clues, and here they are.

0:32:380:32:41

I'll read those one last time, very quickly.

0:33:060:33:08

There we are. Carol and Gloria will answer first.

0:33:260:33:29

We're going for the Surrey town. We think it's Epsom.

0:33:350:33:39

Epsom, say Carol and Gloria. Epsom for the Surrey town. David and Mark?

0:33:390:33:43

Talk us through that board.

0:33:430:33:46

We're not sure. We've only got two.

0:33:460:33:48

We think the seaside resort is Scarborough,

0:33:480:33:51

and we think the city founded as Aquae Sulis by the Romans was Bath.

0:33:510:33:55

So I think we'll go with Bath. We'll go for the bottom one.

0:33:550:33:59

OK, you're going to go for Bath. So we have Epsom and we have Bath.

0:33:590:34:02

Carol and Gloria said Epsom was

0:34:020:34:03

the Surrey town that gave its name to the salts.

0:34:030:34:06

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:34:060:34:09

It's right.

0:34:110:34:12

APPLAUSE 41 for Epsom salts.

0:34:150:34:17

Now then, meanwhile, David and Mark

0:34:210:34:22

have named Bath as the city founded as Aquae Sulis by the Romans.

0:34:220:34:26

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:34:260:34:29

It is right.

0:34:310:34:32

It has to beat 41.

0:34:320:34:35

Oh, it's going to! Look at that! 32 for Bath!

0:34:350:34:36

APPLAUSE

0:34:360:34:38

Getting a surprise result there, but, David and Mark, very well done.

0:34:380:34:41

It means after only two questions you are through to the final 2-0.

0:34:410:34:45

It's important to remember not to get your Epsom salts

0:34:450:34:47

and your bath salts mixed up.

0:34:470:34:48

Now, let's look at the rest of these.

0:34:490:34:52

Now, the 1909 one. It's tough. That one and the Queen Victoria one, they

0:34:520:34:56

could be interchanged,

0:34:560:34:58

but it's Royal Tunbridge Wells, was the 1909 one.

0:34:580:35:00

Would have scored you 9 points.

0:35:000:35:03

You're right about Scarborough. You were right to avoid it.

0:35:030:35:05

Scarborough Fair, of course, Simon and Garfunkel sang. 65 points.

0:35:050:35:09

And the other town, the Queen Victoria town,

0:35:090:35:11

was Royal Leamington Spa, and that scored 29.

0:35:110:35:13

So Royal Tunbridge Wells, best answer.

0:35:130:35:16

Thanks very much, Richard. So the pair leaving us

0:35:160:35:18

at the end of this head-to-head round, it's Carol and Gloria.

0:35:180:35:21

Well, what an epic game it's been! My word!

0:35:210:35:25

Sorry to be saying goodbye to you.

0:35:250:35:26

The good news is we get to see you again next time.

0:35:260:35:28

We'll look forward to that. Thanks very much, Carol and Gloria.

0:35:280:35:32

APPLAUSE

0:35:320:35:33

But for David and Mark, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:340:35:37

Congratulations, David and Mark, you've fought off all

0:35:410:35:43

the competition and you've won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:430:35:46

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:35:520:35:54

and at the end of today's show the jackpot stands at £1,000.

0:35:540:35:59

Well, tell me this, do you remember...

0:35:590:36:01

Cast your minds way, way, way, way back.

0:36:010:36:05

Do you remember Round One?

0:36:050:36:06

It was Formula One.

0:36:080:36:10

-Exactly, Formula One.

-Coulthard's going to beat me up.

0:36:100:36:12

Ah, we all remember. And you were our low-scorers that round.

0:36:120:36:16

Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.

0:36:160:36:18

You see, you set out your stall even then.

0:36:180:36:20

We'll just quickly whizz through Round Two and arrive at

0:36:200:36:23

Round Three, the head-to-head round, where you won 2-0.

0:36:230:36:26

So it looks very much like a foregone conclusion.

0:36:260:36:29

We just need a pointless answer now and you waltz off with the jackpot.

0:36:290:36:32

Anything you'd like to see come up in this round?

0:36:320:36:35

-Films.

-Films, yeah.

-OK.

0:36:350:36:37

Well, you always get to choose your category

0:36:370:36:39

from the four impossible things that appear on the board behind me.

0:36:390:36:42

Let's see what today's collation looks like. We have got...

0:36:420:36:46

..Films Featuring Men Dressed As Women.

0:36:530:36:57

There's a niche!

0:36:570:36:58

Well, I think we should avoid music!

0:36:580:37:01

Especially jazz albums!

0:37:010:37:02

-I think there's only one answer there, isn't there?

-Definitely.

0:37:020:37:05

We'll go with films.

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-OK, there we are, films it is.

-OK, good luck, gents.

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We're looking for any actor who, according to IMDb, receives

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a credit in either

0:37:120:37:15

the 1982 film Tootsie,

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the 1993 film Mrs Doubtfire

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or the 1959 film Some Like It Hot.

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Anyone with an acting credit in any of those films. Very best of luck.

0:37:220:37:26

Thanks very much. You've got up to one minute to come up with three

0:37:260:37:29

answers, and all you need to win that jackpot is for just

0:37:290:37:32

one of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:320:37:34

-Are you ready?

-Yep.

-OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

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There they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:370:37:40

Right, everyone's been quizzing me,

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and one of the questions they asked was Pierce Brosnan movies,

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and Mrs Doubtfire's in there, so that's fine.

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For the rest, you go.

0:37:470:37:49

Er, that's the only one I was going to say to you!

0:37:490:37:51

Erm, Some Like It Hot was, erm...

0:37:510:37:53

Was it Richard Curtis?

0:37:530:37:56

No, that's the guy that wrote Love Actually.

0:37:560:37:58

Oh, yeah. Erm... Something Curtis.

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Go back to Mrs Doubtfire. Who are the kids?

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There was that little girl from Matilda.

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Unfortunately, I don't know her name! She's not in anything else.

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You've got Robin Williams, Pierce Brosnan...

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-Sally Field is in it.

-Is she? Let's go for that. That's a great shout.

0:38:140:38:18

Mrs Doubtfire...

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Tootsie you know is Dustin Hoffman, yeah.

0:38:200:38:23

-I didn't know that.

-Dustin Hoffman is in Tootsie.

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He's the main actor, but everyone will get that.

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-Ten seconds left.

-Mrs Doubtfire...

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QUIET CONFERRING

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OK, that is your time up. I now need your three answers.

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-Er, our answers are for Tootsie, Dustin Hoffman.

-Dustin Hoffman.

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-And from Mrs Doubtfire, Pierce Brosnan.

-Pierce Brosnan.

-And...

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-Sally Field.

-And Sally Field, also from Mrs Doubtfire.

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Of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:38:530:38:56

-Sally Field.

-Sally Field.

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Sally Field we'll put last. Least likely to be pointless?

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-Dustin Hoffman.

-Dustin Hoffman we put first.

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OK, let's pop those up on the board in that order, and here they are.

0:39:020:39:06

We have got...

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..and Sally Field. Well, let's hope one of those answers is pointless.

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If it is, it'll win you a thousand quid. What would you do with that?

0:39:140:39:17

David, to you first.

0:39:170:39:19

Probably buy some golf equipment from my brother.

0:39:190:39:23

Very loyal of you. You know other stores are available?

0:39:230:39:26

You do know that, don't you, David? Mark, how about you?

0:39:260:39:28

I'd probably put it towards a holiday to Florida

0:39:280:39:31

-with my girlfriend.

-Wonderful. OK, well, best of luck.

0:39:310:39:33

So, your first answer was Dustin Hoffman.

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In this case, we were looking for actors in Tootsie.

0:39:360:39:38

If it's pointless, it wins you £1,000,

0:39:380:39:40

so let's see how many people said Dustin Hoffman.

0:39:400:39:43

Well, it's right. Unsurprisingly. Now, all it has to be is pointless.

0:39:460:39:50

If it goes all the way down to zero...

0:39:500:39:53

Well, there we are. 49. APPLAUSE

0:39:530:39:56

49 of our 100 people named Dustin Hoffman,

0:39:560:39:59

so not a pointless answer. Only two more shots at today's jackpot.

0:39:590:40:02

Your next answer was Pierce Brosnan.

0:40:020:40:05

In this case, we were looking for actors in Mrs Doubtfire.

0:40:050:40:08

It has to be pointless for you to win the jackpot, so for £1,000,

0:40:080:40:11

let's see how many people said Pierce Brosnan.

0:40:110:40:13

It's right. Now, your first answer, Dustin Hoffman, took us down to 49.

0:40:160:40:20

Pierce Brosnan passes that.

0:40:200:40:22

Down through the 30s, down through the 20s into the teens.

0:40:220:40:25

Still going down into...

0:40:250:40:26

Not quite into single figures.

0:40:260:40:28

10 for Pierce Brosnan. APPLAUSE

0:40:280:40:31

Not bad. But well remembered. Well remembered. He was in that film.

0:40:310:40:35

Only one more shot at today's jackpot.

0:40:350:40:37

Everything is riding on your third answer,

0:40:370:40:39

which was Sally Field. Again, this is a cast member from Mrs Doubtfire.

0:40:390:40:45

For £1,000, let's see how many people said Sally Field. Is it pointless?

0:40:450:40:49

It's right. Dustin Hoffman took us down to 49.

0:40:520:40:57

You pass that. Pierce Brosnan took us down to 10.

0:40:570:41:01

Ooh, 14 for Sally Field! APPLAUSE

0:41:020:41:05

Well, I put it down to the trauma of Round Two, I think,

0:41:080:41:13

but whatever it was,

0:41:130:41:15

I'm afraid you didn't find that all-important pointless answer,

0:41:150:41:17

so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £1,000.

0:41:170:41:20

That will roll over onto the next show.

0:41:200:41:22

But we have been through a lot together.

0:41:220:41:25

This is sure to be a famous episode of Pointless,

0:41:250:41:27

and you came out on top at the end of it, so very, very well done.

0:41:270:41:30

And you get to take home a Pointless trophy each to

0:41:300:41:32

show for your struggle. So, well done, David and Mark.

0:41:320:41:36

-APPLAUSE

-Terrific. Well done, guys.

0:41:360:41:40

Unlucky in that round. At least you gave three correct answers.

0:41:400:41:42

Let's take a look at some of the pointless answers.

0:41:420:41:45

Everybody, in fact, apart from Dustin Hoffman, Sydney Pollack

0:41:510:41:54

and Jessica Lange. Everybody else was pointless in that film.

0:41:540:41:57

Let's take a look at Mrs Doubtfire.

0:41:570:42:01

Again, everybody in that film was pointless other than

0:42:040:42:07

Robin Williams, Sally Field and Pierce Brosnan,

0:42:070:42:09

Harvey Fierstein and Mara Wilson.

0:42:090:42:11

And Some Like It Hot, the wonderful Some Like It Hot.

0:42:130:42:16

Everybody there apart from Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis, who you were

0:42:190:42:23

thinking of, who would have scored 25, and Jack Lemmon, who scored 24.

0:42:230:42:27

Every other actor in that film was pointless.

0:42:270:42:29

Well done if you got one at home.

0:42:290:42:30

And, gents, congratulations on making history,

0:42:300:42:33

not only a triple lockdown, a double triple lockdown.

0:42:330:42:35

We've never seen the like before. Thank you for playing your part.

0:42:350:42:39

Thanks very much. Unfortunately, we have to say goodbye

0:42:390:42:41

to David and Mark, but it's been tremendous having you on the show.

0:42:410:42:44

David and Mark! APPLAUSE

0:42:440:42:47

Well, sadly, they didn't win our jackpot today, which means

0:42:490:42:51

it rolls over onto the next show, when we will be playing for £2,000.

0:42:510:42:55

There it is. APPLAUSE

0:42:550:42:57

Join us then to see if someone can win it.

0:42:590:43:00

-Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

-Goodbye.

-And goodbye from me.

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Goodbye. APPLAUSE

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