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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong

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and a very warm welcome to Pointless -

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the show were obvious answers mean nothing

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and obscure answers mean everything.

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Let's meet today's players.

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And couple number one...

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Hi, I'm Arry and this is Ash, and we're from Nuneaton.

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-Couple number two...

-Hi, my name's Gareth,

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this is my girlfriend, Kelly, and we're from Watford.

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Couple number three...

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Hello, my name's Shani and this is my husband, Carl,

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and we live in Barnsley.

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And finally, couple number four...

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Hello, my name's Annette, this is my friend, Maja,

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and we're from Borehamwood.

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And these are today's contestants.

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Thank you very much to all of you. We'll get to chat to each of you

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throughout the show as it goes along.

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So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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Taxing us like the Revenue, it's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

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-APPLAUSE

-Hiya. Hey, everybody.

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-Good afternoon to you.

-Good afternoon.

-Now...

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we've got a returning pair here, and it's Maja and Annette,

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who got all the way through to the head-to-head.

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Very impressive performance. But... You'll have spotted this.

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Everyone at home would have spotted this.

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Sort of Pointless history. We've got Ash here and Arry.

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First time ever we've got a pair of contestants who,

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if you put C in front of both of their names,

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you get the name of a famous wholesale warehouse.

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LAUGHTER Oh, that's great, isn't it?

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It's never happened before.

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ALEXANDER LAUGHS

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Can you believe that's never happened before?

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-Can't believe it.

-So weird, isn't it?

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The amount of shows we've done, it's the first time.

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LAUGHTER

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What a joyous thing that is.

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Ah, brilliant. Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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Now, listen to this -

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Nadeem and Ayesha didn't win the jackpot last time,

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so we add another £1,000 to that.

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So, today's jackpot starts off...

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..at £2,000.

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There we are.

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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So, I mean... You know this anyway,

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but I'm just going to say it again for the fun of it.

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The pair with the highest score at the end of each round

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will be eliminated. So your job is to make sure you are not that pair,

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is what I'm saying. Keep those scores down.

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Best of luck to all four pairs.

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Our first category today...

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..is History.

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It's History. Can you all decide in your pairs,

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who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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Crime And Punishment, Richard.

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We're going to show you seven clues on each pass here,

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all about the history of Crime And Punishment.

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Just give us a nice, obscure answer if you can.

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14 in all to have a go at at home. Very best of luck.

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Thanks very much indeed.

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So we're looking for the answers to these clues, essentially.

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Here is our first board of seven clues.

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And they read like this...

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I'll read those again.

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There we are.

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-Arry.

-Yes?

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Good to have you here, Arry.

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-Where have you come from?

-Nuneaton.

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From Nuneaton. What do you do in Nuneaton?

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I'm a field sales rep.

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A field sales rep.

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Can I ask what field, loosely, you are a sales rep in?

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-The tobacco industry.

-I see. The tobacco industry.

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What are your hobbies, Arry?

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I enjoy football. I also collect watches as well.

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-You collect watches?

-I do, yes.

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-How many have you got?

-I currently have a collection of about 12.

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Oh, very nice indeed.

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Very good. OK, Arry, what are you going to go for on our board?

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Um...

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The letter D stands for...

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I'm going to say Dunce.

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Dunce, says Arry. Let's see if that's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Dunce.

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-Eee.

-Ah!

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Urgh. 88. APPLAUSE

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88. However, you never know, you might have taken

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the only answer off the board that everyone else knew.

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So 88 might be a good score to have at this stage.

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That is a surprisingly big score for that answer, I would have thought.

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The name comes from the followers of John Duns Scotus,

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who was a Scottish theologian,

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and they were decried for sort of being fools,

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which they were no more or no less than anyone else.

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But that's where it came from.

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There we are. Thank you, Richard. Now, Kelly.

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-Hi.

-Welcome to Pointless.

-Thank you.

-Good to have you here, Kelly.

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Here from Watford. What do you do?

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I work in retail support for a retail finance company.

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Right you are. And what do you like getting up to when work is over?

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In my spare time, if I can, I like to travel.

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So I've been to Australia a few times, Thailand, America...

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Oh, so you do proper travel.

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You save it all up and do a proper, long journey.

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That's it. But we have just recently

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been to Amsterdam for a weekend away.

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OK, well, that makes a change.

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Did you just think, "Oh, maybe city breaks aren't so bad"?

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Yeah, no, it was really good. Really impressed with Amsterdam.

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-It's a lovely city, isn't it?

-Yes.

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Now, Kelly, what would you like to go for?

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I am going to attempt the 18th-century English highwayman

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who rode a horse called Black Bess, and I'm going to go for Dick Turpin.

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Dick Turpin, says Kelly. Let's see if that's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people got Dick Turpin.

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It's right. Well, you pass 88.

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59.

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It's all going in the right direction.

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Yeah, born in Essex and trained as a butcher, Dick Turpin.

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When he achieved notoriety, he moved up to Yorkshire.

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He was eventually executed for stealing horses.

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-Don't steal horses, kids. That's the...

-Yeah.

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But he was kind of a folk hero even in his time, wasn't he, Dick Turpin?

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-Yeah, he was.

-Yeah, yeah, interesting.

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Possibly for his sausages. I don't know. I can't remember.

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Yes, they loved his sausages.

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And his surname is an anagram of turnip.

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LAUGHTER

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-Nothing wrong with that.

-Nothing wrong with any of these things.

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There we are. OK, Carl, welcome to Pointless.

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Good to have you here. What do you do, Carl?

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I work at a glass factory.

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Oh, that's fun. What do you do there?

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Well, I'm still a trainee at the minute,

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but I'm studying different ways to make glass jars and glass bottles.

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So do you do any blowing?

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No. It's a bit more modern than that.

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-It's a bit more...

-Yeah.

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Oh, but that's fun. That's good.

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When do you finish your training?

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It's between six months... Things like that.

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At the end of the day, you're SHATTERED, I should think.

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Sorry, that's-that's just... GROANS AND LAUGHTER

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There we go. Good. Laugh it out. Laugh it out.

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OK, Carl, what would you like to go for?

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Er...

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I'm going to have to go for the top one. I think it's Australia.

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Australia. Australia, says Carl.

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Let's see if that's right,

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let's see how many of our 100 people got Australia.

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88 is the high score.

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59 the low.

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74. Lands roughly between.

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74 for Australia.

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Some big scoring going on, isn't there, for some of these?

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Yeah, originally British convicts would be transported to America,

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but after the Declaration Of Independence,

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couldn't do it any more, so Australia.

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-Australia it was.

-Yeah.

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Oh, OK.

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Now, Annette.

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-Hi.

-Welcome back.

-Thank you.

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Welcome back. Our returning pair from the head-to-head.

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Got to have your eyes on the final this time, surely.

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Well, I hope so, but looking at that board, I'm not so sure!

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Well, just remind us what you do, Annette.

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I'm a local government officer from Borehamwood.

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There we are. Now, do you want to talk us through the board?

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No, they'd be sheer guesses, unfortunately.

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But I'll have a guess at Thomas Becket

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was assassinated in St Paul's.

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In St Paul's.

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OK, St Paul's, says Annette.

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Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

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Oh, back luck, Annette.

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I'm afraid that's an incorrect answer.

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Scores you 100 points.

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But it's been a very high-scoring round so far,

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so you're not really... You're in pretty good company, still.

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Yeah, sorry, Annette. Not St Paul's, it was Canterbury Cathedral.

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Canterbury was the answer there.

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Would have scored 39 points.

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Now, in law, a mulct is another name for a fine.

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Very well done if you said that. 4 points if you did.

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-LAUGHING:

-I had a guess at this next one.

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The 19th-century prison ship named after the Marvel...

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I thought... "Iron Man?"

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-Because you would think...

-Yeah, clapped in.

-Exactly.

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But it's not, of course. When you hear the answer...

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-Hulk.

-Ah, of course.

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That would have scored you 8 points.

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The legal term there for unlawful imprisonment.

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The answer is... You have the...

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-Body.

-Body. Yep.

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And that would have scored 27.

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So, best answer up there - fine.

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Thanks, Richard. Well, we're halfway through the round,

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so let's take a look at those scores.

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59 is the lowest score of the pass.

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So Kelly and Gareth looking pretty strong at this point.

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Then up to 74, where we find Carl and Shani.

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88, Arry and Ash.

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And then up to 100, not too far ahead, Annette and Maja.

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Maja, we do need a low-scoring answer from you

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to keep you in the game. Best of luck with that.

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We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, let's put seven more clues to Crime And Punishment

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up on the board.

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And here they are.

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I'll read those all again.

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Now, then, Maja, welcome back to Pointless.

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-Thank you.

-Here from Borehamwood.

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And you work just next-door to Annette, pretty much.

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Yeah, pretty much. Same floor.

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Who started working there first?

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Me. I've been there 28 years.

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And how long has newcomer Annette...?

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14. About 14.

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Did you hit it off immediately?

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Yeah, we sort of knew each other before.

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Well, I knew Annette...

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Of Annette. She didn't remember me from school. So...

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-Oh, you were at school together?

-Yeah.

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And you said to her, "Oh, Annette, remember me?"

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-And she said, "No."

-I didn't expect she would ever remember me.

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-We were in different years.

-Oh, fair enough.

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-She's older, obviously.

-LAUGHTER

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Thanks(!)

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I like the "obviously".

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Now, Maja, you are our high scorers on 100. We need a low score.

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But look at that - you've got a pristine, box-fresh board there.

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I have. I wish it was the one before, though, to be fair.

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I knew quite a low score on that board.

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It's probably going to be a really obvious one,

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and I think I'm going to say...

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Jack the Ripper is London.

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Jack the Ripper, London, says Maja.

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Well, there's no red line for you as you're the high scorers,

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but let's see how many of our 100 people said London.

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It's right.

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-Oh!

-And 80 is what it scores.

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Takes your total up to 180.

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Well, there is a scenario in which you could remain with us.

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-Strange that it would score fewer than dunce, I would say.

-Yeah.

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Don't you think?

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I would have thought that would be in the 90s.

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Yeah. Anyway, there we are.

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-Thank you, Richard. Now, Shani, welcome to Pointless.

-Hello.

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What do you do, Shani?

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I work part-time as a therapy assistant,

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but I'm also studying part-time at university as well.

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What are you studying?

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An occupational therapist, that's what I want to be.

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Right you are. So in the same sort of area.

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-Yeah, yeah.

-What do you like to get up to

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when you're not working and studying?

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It doesn't leave you a lot of time.

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No. We've got two Jack Russells, Stan and Ollie.

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-Very nice.

-So we like walking those every day.

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We go to the cinema a lot as well on a weekend.

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Very good. Now, Shani, you're on 74 -

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the high scorers are out of your reach,

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even if you score 100 points, which is great news.

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It is. History is not my strong point at all.

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I'm going to take a guess at the decade and say the '60s.

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-This is for the abolition of the cane in private schools.

-Yeah.

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-OK, let's see. The '60s, says Shani.

-No idea.

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No red line for you because you're already through, which is nice.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said the '60s. Is it right?

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It's not correct.

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Scores 100 points, takes your total up to 174.

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But you're through.

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-I'll give all the correct answers at the end of the pass, Shani.

-OK.

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-Thanks very much indeed, Richard. Now, Gareth.

-Hi.

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-A warm welcome to Pointless.

-Thank you.

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What keeps you busy in Watford, Gareth?

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Well, I like my films.

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I'm really big into films.

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I'm a big Tottenham Hotspur fan, follow them as much as I can.

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I'm also a really keen fruit and vegetable grower.

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-Are you?

-I am indeed.

-When did you get into that?

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About sort of over a year ago,

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we started planting some seeds and it went on from there.

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So what were the first things you grew?

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-The first year?

-The best things we grew were courgettes.

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I was going to say courgettes.

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Fail-safe. Do you grow any salads, things like that?

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-Yeah, a bit of leaf, rocket...

-Yeah? Very nice.

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Right, Gareth, you're on 59.

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The high scorers, again, out of your reach.

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Doesn't matter what you score here.

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OK, I'm going to go for the top answer...

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Sorry, the top question, Australian bush ranger,

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and I think that's Ned Kelly.

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Ned Kelly, says Gareth.

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No red line for you, you're already through,

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but let's see how many of our 100 said Ned Kelly.

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Good answer, Gareth.

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Down it goes. That's not bad at all.

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-37.

-I have a feeling that's our lowest score of the round so far.

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Yes, it is.

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Takes your total up to 96.

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Well played, Gareth. Yeah, he'd previously been played

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by Mick Jagger as well, in another film.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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Now then, Ash, welcome to Pointless.

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-Hello.

-Good to have you here, Ash.

-Thank you.

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What do you do, Ash?

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Ironically, I work at a cash and carry.

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No! LAUGHTER

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I do. Yeah.

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-What about that?

-No way!

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Ash and Arry. Oh, it's a shame...

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Arry, what would it take for you to be persuaded to go and work with Ash?

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I previously did work there.

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-No!

-Two years ago, yes.

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You are kidding.

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Did everyone say, "Hey, it's Ash and Arry." Or...

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No. You're the first people to pick up on it.

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LAUGHTER

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What?! You guys need to go back there.

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-Yeah.

-Outrageous!

-Oh!

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How fantastic!

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How long have you been there, Ash?

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I've been there five years. It was a part-time job while I was at uni,

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but now I'm a delivery supervisor there, so...

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You're going to stick with it there?

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Well, it's a bit of experience,

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just to build the CV and see what happens.

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-That's fun.

-Yeah, it's not too bad.

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OK, now, Ash, you have a job here, which is to score 91 or less...

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-Yes.

-..to keep you in the game.

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Would you like to talk us through the board?

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I'd love to. Um...

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I'm unsure, though, to be honest.

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I think I've only got one answer that is viable

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and that is Leonardo DiCaprio's film, which is Catch Me If You Can.

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Catch Me If You Can, says Ash.

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Here is your red line. Nice and high.

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But if you can get below that with Catch Me If You Can,

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you are into the next round.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said it.

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Look at that. Well done.

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Comfortably through.

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29. Our new lowest score of the round, actually.

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Taking your total up to 117.

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Great score, Ash. Very well played.

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Now, let's go through the rest of this, shall we?

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The future UK Prime Minister who established the police?

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-Robert Peel.

-Robert Peel.

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Bobbies and peelers, of course.

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50 points for that. Do you know the decade in which

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the cane was abolished in private schools?

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The '80s or '90s. Let's say the '90s.

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It WAS the '90s, yeah. The '90s would've scored 5 points.

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It was abolished in state schools in the '80s.

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The gunfight at the OK Corral. Do you know this one?

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It's good. You'll know the name. It was in Tombstone.

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Oh, yes. Yes. I should've known that.

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Would've scored 6 points.

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-And of course the Mona Lisa...

-The Louvre.

-Stolen from the Louvre.

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That would have scored 69 points.

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So the '90s is the best answer there.

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Well done if you said that.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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So, at the end of our first round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,

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it's our only returning pair.

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Look at that, Maja and Annette.

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I'm so sorry. Crime And Punishment.

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I'm afraid you had your comeuppance there.

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-I'm sorry.

-We did.

-We did.

-Head-to-head last time.

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-Never mind.

-Let the side down.

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I'm so sorry. It's a shame to have to say goodbye so soon,

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but it's been great having you on both shows.

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-Thank you so much, Maja and Annette.

-Thank you very much.

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APPLAUSE

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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And look at that, suddenly we're down to three pairs.

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Ooh, it's getting very intimate here, isn't it?

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At the end of this round, we'll be down to two pairs

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in time for our head-to-head round.

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Well, Ash, very well done to you. Our lowest score in that round.

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But that was an appropriately punishing round,

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that one, wasn't it? Very high scores all around.

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Anyway, well done. We all survived.

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Best of luck to all three pairs for our next round,

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and our category for Round Two today...

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..is Cinema. Cinema. Can you all decide in your pairs

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who's going to go first, who's going to go second?

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And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium.

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OK, and the question concerns...

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..Iconic Film Stars.

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Iconic Film Stars. Richard.

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Yeah, Xander's about to show you a board with four iconic film stars

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of a certain generation and you just need to tell us the name of any film

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that any of these have ever been in, please, according to IMDb.

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As always, it's a feature film made for cinema release.

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No short films, documentaries, anything like that.

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So any film any of the following four have been credited in.

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OK, thanks very much indeed. So, as Richard just mentioned,

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we're going to put four names on the board.

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You just have to throw out the name of a film

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that any one of those four has been in.

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OK, so let's reveal those four iconic film stars,

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and we have got...

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Now then, Arry, we come to you first.

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OK. I know Richard doesn't like this, but...

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it's a bit before my time, I would say.

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-Ssh!

-Oh!

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None of it's before your time. All of these are available.

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They're still available. It's your time now, right?

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-OK, yes.

-These films still exist, yeah?

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-Yep.

-So it's not before your time.

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-Of course. Yes.

-LAUGHTER

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OK, that is a verbal warning.

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-That is a verbal warning. That's a yellow.

-Yeah.

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I'll go for...

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It's a bit of a guess. The Best Hotel Marigold, Julie Andrews.

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The Best Hotel Marigold, says Arry.

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The Best Hotel Marigold.

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There's a faint murmuring coming from the crowd.

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I wonder what THAT means.

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Let's see what the column makes of it.

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Bad luck, Arry. An incorrect answer there, scoring you 100 points.

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Yeah, sorry, Arry. I know you had to make the best of a bad deal there.

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I'll give all the answers at the end of the round.

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Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

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Now, Kelly. Kelly, this isn't so bad, is it?

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-It's OK, but...

-It's OK, good.

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-..I might have a couple of obvious answers.

-Yes.

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But I'm going to go with Audrey Hepburn and Breakfast At Tiffany's.

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Breakfast At Tiffany's, says Kelly. Let's see if that's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Breakfast At Tiffany's.

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It's right.

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Not bad. 49.

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49.

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Well played, Kelly.

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Yeah, she was nominated for an Oscar for playing Holly Golightly in...

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It's the film of the Truman Capote novel

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and he wanted Marilyn Monroe to play Holly Golightly.

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There we are. Thank you very much, Richard.

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Now then, Shani.

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Yes, I think I'll go with Julie Andrews and The Princess Diaries.

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The Princess Diaries, says Shani. Let's see if that's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said The Princess Diaries.

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It's right.

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Look at that, down it goes.

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The Princess Diaries scores you 4.

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Shani, very well done indeed on that far podium.

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That's a very good answer.

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Yeah, plays a queen in that, Julie Andrews.

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One of her later films.

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Thanks very much, Richard. We're halfway through the round,

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so let's take a look at those scores before we head back down.

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4, Shani, very well done indeed.

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Lovely low scoring over there.

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I'd say Shani and Carl are a shoo-in for the head-to-head

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at this point. Then up to 49,

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where we find Kelly and Gareth.

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Then to 100, Arry and Ash.

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So, yes, Ash, let's see what happens in the next pass.

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Whatever happens, we need a low score from you, though,

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so best of luck with that. We'll come back down the line now.

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Will the second players, please, step up to the podium?

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OK, Carl, remember, we're looking for any film

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starring any of these iconic film stars.

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What would you like to go for?

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If you can score 95 or less, you're definitely in the next round.

0:21:490:21:52

Embarrassingly, my answer was going to be The Princess Diaries, but...

0:21:520:21:56

I'm going to go for Singin' In The Rain.

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Singin' In The Rain, says Carl.

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Singin' In The Rain. Here's your red line. Nice and high.

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If you get below that with Singin' In The Rain,

0:22:020:22:04

you're in the head-to-head.

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There you are. Very well done.

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Through you go.

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50.

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54 is your total.

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Yeah, from 1952.

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Nominated for two Oscars.

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-What a wonderful film.

-Fantastic film.

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Now, Gareth, there we are.

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You are on 49. 50 or less gets you through.

0:22:260:22:29

I think, again, it's not a great one for me,

0:22:300:22:32

but I'm going to have to go for a more easy one,

0:22:320:22:35

so I think I'm going to say Julie Andrews and The Sound Of Music.

0:22:350:22:39

The Sound Of Music, says Gareth.

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Here is your red line.

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If you can get below that red line there, with The Sound Of Music,

0:22:420:22:45

you are into the head-to-head for sure.

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It's right. There we are. 77.

0:22:520:22:54

I think you've kept yourself in the game there,

0:22:540:22:57

but you've given Ash a chance.

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126 is your total.

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Yeah, the very opening scene when she's singing the title song,

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they kept having to re-film because she kept getting knocked over

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-by the downdraught of the helicopter that was...

-Oh, really?

-Yeah.

0:23:050:23:08

ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:23:080:23:09

I'd like to see the outtakes from that.

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Yeah, I'd love to see that.

0:23:110:23:12

Thanks very much, Richard. OK, now, Ash, this is exciting.

0:23:120:23:16

You have to score 25 or less or we say goodbye to you.

0:23:160:23:19

Yeah. Might as well say goodbye now, I think.

0:23:190:23:22

LAUGHTER

0:23:220:23:24

I'll just say... James Bond, From Russia With Love.

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OK, From Russia With Love, says Ash.

0:23:280:23:30

Well, let's find out. You never know.

0:23:300:23:33

There is your red line. From Russia With Love.

0:23:330:23:35

Were any of these stars in From Russia With Love?

0:23:350:23:38

Oh, I'm sorry, Ash.

0:23:410:23:43

I'm afraid you are now our newest members of the 200 club.

0:23:430:23:46

It's a great club to be part of. Some of the benefits...

0:23:460:23:48

-You don't get a trophy, though.

-No, not this time round.

0:23:480:23:50

You get a lovely scarf and a pocket square.

0:23:500:23:53

-OK.

-And it's...

0:23:530:23:54

You know, it's fun. We have outings regularly.

0:23:540:23:57

-And you get a special Ash and Arry discount card as well...

-Yeah.

0:23:570:23:59

-..which is great. Nice to have.

-LAUGHTER

0:23:590:24:02

It scores you 100 points,

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-takes your total up to 200. Sorry, Ash.

-Yeah, unlucky.

0:24:030:24:05

Funnily enough, one of those rounds where you'd have gone through

0:24:050:24:08

if we follow the old rule of, if you don't know anything,

0:24:080:24:10

go for a sequel, cos Princess Diaries 2 would've scored 1 point.

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Would have been a cracker.

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Now, there's some good pointless answers here. Some lovely films.

0:24:150:24:18

Let's take a look at a few of them.

0:24:180:24:19

10. Julie Andrews in that with Dudley Moore.

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Cover Girl, that's Gene Kelly.

0:24:240:24:26

The wonderful How To Steal A Million, it's a great film -

0:24:260:24:29

Audrey Hepburn in that.

0:24:290:24:30

Well worth watching.

0:24:300:24:32

Robin And Marian, that's an older Audrey Hepburn

0:24:320:24:35

with an older Sean Connery playing Robin and Marian.

0:24:350:24:38

Shall We Dance, that's Fred Astaire.

0:24:380:24:40

Lavender Hill Mob - a very, very early appearance of Audrey Hepburn,

0:24:400:24:43

one of her first ever film appearances.

0:24:430:24:45

Just a little walk-on part.

0:24:450:24:47

Very well done if you know it.

0:24:470:24:48

It's one of those little film facts that some people know.

0:24:480:24:51

Viva Knievel!

0:24:510:24:52

Gene Kelly plays Evel Knievel's alcoholic mechanic in that film.

0:24:520:24:56

Xanadu. That's also Gene Kelly.

0:24:560:24:58

And Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly both in the Ziegfield Follies.

0:24:580:25:01

Let's have a look at the top three scorers,

0:25:010:25:03

the ones that most of our 100 people said.

0:25:030:25:05

We've already heard all three of them -

0:25:050:25:06

Breakfast At Tiffany's, Singin' In The Rain and The Sound Of Music.

0:25:060:25:10

There we are. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:25:100:25:12

So, at the end of our second round, the pair we have to say goodbye to,

0:25:120:25:15

with their high score of 200, I'm afraid it's Ash and Arry.

0:25:150:25:18

It's been great having you here.

0:25:180:25:19

We'll see you again next time and I hope you'll go a little bit further.

0:25:190:25:22

Meantime, thanks very much for playing, Ash and Arry.

0:25:220:25:25

APPLAUSE

0:25:250:25:27

But, for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:25:270:25:31

Congratulations, Kelly and Gareth, Shani and Carl,

0:25:350:25:37

you are now one step closer to the final

0:25:370:25:39

and a chance to play for our jackpot,

0:25:390:25:41

which currently stands at £2,000.

0:25:410:25:44

Oh, it's always a relief, isn't it, once you've got to the head-to-head?

0:25:480:25:51

Because you can now confer before you give your answers,

0:25:510:25:54

which is just lovely. The first pair to win two questions

0:25:540:25:56

will be playing for the jackpot.

0:25:560:25:58

-Oh, look, it's a north-south head-to-head.

-Ooh.

0:25:580:26:01

Look at that. Yes, it's Watford versus Barnsley.

0:26:010:26:05

Ooh, I wonder who's going to win.

0:26:050:26:06

We've had great answers from each pair.

0:26:060:26:09

Best of luck to both of you.

0:26:090:26:10

Let's play the head-to-head.

0:26:100:26:12

APPLAUSE

0:26:120:26:14

Here comes your first question, and it concerns...

0:26:170:26:22

BBC "Sound Of" Winners.

0:26:220:26:25

BBC "Sound Of" Winners.

0:26:250:26:26

Yeah, simply going to show you pictures now

0:26:260:26:28

of musical acts who have won the BBC "Sound Of" poll.

0:26:280:26:31

But who are they, please?

0:26:310:26:33

OK, let's reveal our five acts, and here they come.

0:26:330:26:36

We have got...

0:26:360:26:37

There we go. Five winners of the BBC "Sound Of" poll.

0:27:030:27:06

Now then, Kelly and Gareth,

0:27:060:27:08

you have been our low scorers up to this point,

0:27:080:27:10

so you will go first. Feel free to confer.

0:27:100:27:14

THEY WHISPER

0:27:140:27:16

We are going to have a shot at D,

0:27:190:27:23

and we think it's Years & Years.

0:27:230:27:25

Years & Years, say Kelly and Gareth for D.

0:27:250:27:29

OK, now then, Shani and Carl, that board is yours.

0:27:290:27:32

Talk us through it if you can.

0:27:320:27:34

I think A's Sam Smith.

0:27:340:27:36

B, Ellie Goulding.

0:27:360:27:38

C, Mika.

0:27:380:27:39

And E, 50 Cent.

0:27:390:27:41

I think if they're right, they've probably won the point,

0:27:410:27:44

but we'll say C, Mika.

0:27:440:27:46

C, Mika, say Shani and Carl.

0:27:460:27:49

C, Mika. So, we have Years & Years, and we have Mika.

0:27:490:27:51

Kelly and Gareth said Years & Years for D.

0:27:510:27:54

Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

0:27:540:27:57

It's right.

0:28:000:28:01

That's a good answer. Years & Years.

0:28:050:28:06

Look at that, ending up at 6. That's a fantastic answer.

0:28:060:28:10

Made good use of your beginner's advantage there, I'd say,

0:28:100:28:13

Kelly and Gareth. Now, Shani and Carl have gone for Mika for C.

0:28:130:28:18

Let's see if that's right,

0:28:180:28:20

let's see how many of our 100 people said Mika.

0:28:200:28:22

Ooh, not bad, not bad at all.

0:28:290:28:30

20.

0:28:300:28:32

But well done, Kelly and Gareth, after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:28:330:28:38

Well played. Now, these BBC "Sound Of" polls,

0:28:380:28:40

it's before these people are famous.

0:28:400:28:41

So they've got a very, very good strike rate.

0:28:410:28:43

It's critics and other people who choose who's going to be famous

0:28:430:28:46

and they get it right pretty much all the time, I have to say.

0:28:460:28:49

Sam Smith would have scored you 37 points.

0:28:490:28:52

He won that poll in 2014.

0:28:520:28:54

Ellie Goulding, who won it in 2010,

0:28:540:28:56

she would have scored you 36 points.

0:28:560:28:59

Mika won it in 2007.

0:28:590:29:01

And Years & Years won it in 2015,

0:29:010:29:03

and have gone on to great things since then.

0:29:030:29:05

And there is 50 Cent,

0:29:050:29:07

and he won it in 2003,

0:29:070:29:09

and would've scored you 15.

0:29:090:29:11

There we are. Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:29:110:29:13

So here comes your second question.

0:29:130:29:15

Shani and Carl, you get to answer it first,

0:29:150:29:17

but you have to win this one to stay in the game, so best of luck.

0:29:170:29:20

Our second question today is all about...

0:29:200:29:23

Varieties Of Apple.

0:29:230:29:24

Varieties Of Apple, Richard.

0:29:240:29:26

We are now going to show you names of five varieties of apple,

0:29:260:29:29

but with alternate letters missing.

0:29:290:29:30

Can you fill in those gaps, please?

0:29:300:29:32

Mmm-mmm! OK, so, let's reveal our apples with bits bitten out,

0:29:320:29:37

and here they are. We have...

0:29:370:29:39

Shani and Carl, it's over to you.

0:29:590:30:02

THEY WHISPER

0:30:020:30:04

Yeah, that's it.

0:30:040:30:06

We'll go for the bottom one, Braeburn.

0:30:060:30:09

-Braeburn...

-Yep.

-..say Shani and Carl.

0:30:090:30:11

Braeburn. Now, Kelly and Gareth.

0:30:110:30:14

Do you want to go through those apples?

0:30:140:30:16

-Not really.

-SHE LAUGHS

0:30:160:30:19

Um...

0:30:190:30:20

I only know the other one.

0:30:200:30:22

They, obviously, I think, have got the better,

0:30:220:30:24

but we're going to have to say Granny Smith.

0:30:240:30:28

OK, so, Braeburn and Granny Smith we have.

0:30:280:30:31

Braeburn, Granny Smith. Shani and Carl said Braeburn.

0:30:310:30:34

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Braeburn.

0:30:340:30:36

Braeburn is right.

0:30:390:30:40

Not bad. 39 for Braeburn.

0:30:440:30:46

Kelly and Gareth have gone for Granny Smith.

0:30:500:30:52

Let's see if that's right as well.

0:30:520:30:54

Let's see how many of our 100 people said Granny Smith.

0:30:540:30:57

It's right.

0:31:000:31:01

It's going to be quite close, I think. 52 for Granny Smith.

0:31:020:31:05

Well done, Shani and Carl, that's just what you wanted there.

0:31:060:31:09

You're back in the game. After two questions, it's 1-1.

0:31:090:31:11

Yeah, the Braeburn name comes from New Zealand, an orchard.

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And Granny Smith is from an Australian gardener.

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So both from the other side of the world, those names.

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The top one... Do you know that?

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It's named after a famous house.

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-Blenheim Orange.

-Ah. ALEXANDER CHUCKLES

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That would've scored you 12 points. The next one?

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-Bramley.

-Bramley, yeah.

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Doesn't look like Bramley, funnily enough, does it?

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And it only scored 13 points.

0:31:300:31:31

And this last one is the best answer on the board.

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-Another Australian one.

-Something pink.

-It is.

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-Cripps pink.

-Cripps pink.

-Cripps pink.

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3 points. Well done if you said that.

0:31:380:31:40

Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:31:400:31:41

OK. So it all comes down to the third question.

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Whoever wins this one will go through to final

0:31:430:31:45

and play for that jackpot. So best of luck to both pairs.

0:31:450:31:48

Our third question is all about...

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Portugal. Portugal.

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-Richard.

-Yeah, music, apples, Portugal.

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That's how we do it. Five clues now to facts about Portugal.

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Whoever gives us the most obscure answer

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is going through to play for that jackpot. Very best of luck.

0:32:000:32:02

Thanks very much indeed. Let reveal our clues.

0:32:020:32:04

Here they come.

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We have got...

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There we are. I'll read those all again.

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We come to you, Kelly and Gareth, to kick us off here.

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THEY WHISPER

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OK, we're going to go for the Special One, manager of Chelsea,

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and we're going to go Jose Mourinho.

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Jose Mourinho, say Kelly and Gareth.

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Now, Shani and Carl, that board's all yours.

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Do you fancy taking us through it?

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We know... We think the top one's Lisbon.

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-Bottom one, "thank you".

-Yeah.

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I'd guess at, like, a Portuguese pound

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or anything like that for the currency.

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-Shall we go for...?

-Lisbon.

0:33:180:33:20

-We'll go for Lisbon.

-Lisbon.

-OK, capital city, Lisbon.

0:33:200:33:23

So we have Jose Mourinho and we have Lisbon.

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Kelly and Gareth went for Jose Mourinho as the Special One.

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Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many people said it.

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It's right.

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45.

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45.

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Now, it was a toss up, I think, wasn't it,

0:33:450:33:46

between Jose Mourinho and Lisbon,

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which one you thought you should go for?

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Let's find out which one you should have gone for,

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because Shani and Carl have said Lisbon, the capital of Portugal.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Lisbon.

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Well, it's right.

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Oh-ho-ho, there's your answer.

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73 for Lisbon, which means...

0:34:040:34:06

very well done, Kelly and Gareth, after three questions,

0:34:060:34:09

you're through to the final, 2-1.

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Let's fill in those bottom three, shall we?

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Portugal's main unit of currency.

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I like the idea it was the Portuguese pound.

0:34:140:34:16

-LAUGHTER

-That was good.

0:34:160:34:17

It's the escudo.

0:34:170:34:19

Escudo. That would have scored you 28 points.

0:34:190:34:22

The peninsula is the Iberian peninsular.

0:34:220:34:25

-Would've scored 41. And "obrigado"...

-"Thank you".

0:34:260:34:29

..means "thank you", yeah. Actually, men say, "Obrigado" -

0:34:290:34:32

women tend to say "Obrigada."

0:34:320:34:33

Would've scored you 58 either way.

0:34:330:34:36

Thanks very much, Richard.

0:34:360:34:37

So the pair leaving us at the end of our head-to-head round,

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I'm afraid, Shani and Carl, it is you.

0:34:400:34:42

But three correct answers in this round.

0:34:420:34:45

I think, had things been the other way around,

0:34:450:34:47

I think you also had Years & Years as well, I think, didn't you?

0:34:470:34:50

-No.

-Oh, you didn't. Oh, well, there we are.

0:34:500:34:53

Well, anyway, listen, we'll see you again next time.

0:34:530:34:55

We look forward to that very much indeed,

0:34:550:34:57

-but, meantime, thanks so much, Shani and Carl.

-Thank you.

0:34:570:34:59

APPLAUSE

0:34:590:35:01

But, for Kelly and Gareth, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:020:35:05

Well, congratulations, Kelly and Gareth,

0:35:080:35:10

you have seen off all the competition

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and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy, so very well done.

0:35:120:35:16

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot

0:35:220:35:24

and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £2,000.

0:35:240:35:27

There we are.

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So, just one appearance on Pointless.

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Just one appearance. Right through the rounds.

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Right through the head-to-head and, yeah, we never got to talk to you.

0:35:360:35:39

We just talked about your veg, we didn't talk about your fruit.

0:35:390:35:42

-We've got...

-We haven't started fruit, really, have we?

0:35:420:35:44

Fruit's more, we were talking about tomatoes...

0:35:440:35:46

Oh, well, that's good. Nice. Yes. Very good.

0:35:460:35:49

We'll come onto fruits next year.

0:35:490:35:51

-Strawberries, raspberries...

-Well, exactly.

0:35:510:35:53

I'm so sorry, I just got a message from Huw Edwards,

0:35:530:35:55

says he wants to start the news. If we could just...

0:35:550:35:58

Yeah, OK, thanks. Yes.

0:35:580:36:00

Point taken.

0:36:000:36:02

But, yeah, tomatoes, lovely. Always nice.

0:36:020:36:04

Under glass or would you have that under some kind of tunnel?

0:36:040:36:08

Well, they're currently in a tray and then...

0:36:080:36:10

-they'd go out.

-Very nice.

0:36:100:36:12

OK. Well, now, listen.

0:36:120:36:13

Back to Pointless... Peaches under glass as well.

0:36:130:36:16

LAUGHTER A white peach...

0:36:160:36:18

-Mmm! Mmm!

-Ooh, doughnut peach.

-That is...

0:36:180:36:21

Oh, bad news, Sophie Raworth is currently...

0:36:210:36:24

She's smashing the doors to the studio down.

0:36:240:36:26

OK, I'm just going to pop that peach there for later.

0:36:260:36:30

OK, right, now, as always,

0:36:300:36:32

you have to choose the category for this round

0:36:320:36:35

from the board that we put there. There'll be four things up there.

0:36:350:36:38

Probably all four of them will scare you slightly, but you know that

0:36:380:36:41

behind each one, there'll be something, I hope,

0:36:410:36:43

that will make it a bit nicer.

0:36:430:36:44

Let's hope you like the look of one of these, though.

0:36:440:36:47

Today's selection...

0:36:470:36:48

I think we've pretty much decided already on that one,

0:36:560:36:59

because the other...

0:36:590:37:00

It's the jazz albums, yeah. It's the...

0:37:000:37:03

No, I was thinking Nora Ephron.

0:37:030:37:05

No, it's going to be the Champions League football, please.

0:37:050:37:07

OK, the Champions League football, Richard.

0:37:070:37:09

OK, good luck. Big chance of winning the jackpot here.

0:37:090:37:12

This is what we're looking for.

0:37:120:37:13

We're looking for any of the 18 players

0:37:130:37:16

in the Champions League-winning Liverpool squad of 2005.

0:37:160:37:20

Any of the 18 players who were in that final squad

0:37:200:37:23

for the final match.

0:37:230:37:24

We're looking for any of the 18 players

0:37:240:37:26

in Man United's match day squad

0:37:260:37:28

when they won the 2008 Champions League.

0:37:280:37:30

Or we're looking for any of the 18 players in Chelsea's match day squad

0:37:300:37:33

when they won the 2012 Champions League.

0:37:330:37:36

So any of the players in the match day squads

0:37:360:37:38

when those three teams won the Champions League.

0:37:380:37:40

Very best of luck.

0:37:400:37:41

Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

0:37:410:37:43

Now, as always, you've got up to one minute to come up with three answers

0:37:430:37:46

and all you need is just for one of your answers to be pointless.

0:37:460:37:49

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-Yes, we are. Yeah.

0:37:490:37:51

OK, let's put your 60 seconds up on the board -

0:37:510:37:53

there they are. Your time starts now.

0:37:530:37:56

Right, Liverpool... I know a couple of ones there.

0:37:560:37:58

-We've got Milan Baros, I was thinking of.

-Yeah?

0:37:580:38:02

-Chelsea, I'm thinking of a guy called Paulo Ferreira.

-Yeah.

0:38:020:38:06

Manchester United... Oh, God, I'm thinking of...

0:38:060:38:10

-Start with the obvious.

-I'm thinking of...

0:38:110:38:13

Oh, what's his name?

0:38:130:38:15

There's a set of twins. One of the twins.

0:38:150:38:18

-Neville?

-No, not Neville.

0:38:180:38:21

OK.

0:38:210:38:22

Just trying to think of the Manchester United one.

0:38:240:38:27

I'm going to say Fabio.

0:38:270:38:29

Fabio? So, we're taking an answer from each question?

0:38:290:38:32

Yeah, an answer from each question.

0:38:320:38:34

I think we've decided.

0:38:340:38:36

OK. You're happy to stop the clock?

0:38:360:38:38

-Yes.

-OK, let's stop that clock and you give me your three answers

0:38:380:38:41

and say which category you're answering for each one.

0:38:410:38:43

Well, we're going to take one from the winning Liverpool squad,

0:38:430:38:47

and then we're going to say Milan Baros.

0:38:470:38:50

Milan Baros.

0:38:500:38:52

-For the Manchester United squad, I'm going to say Fabio.

-Fabio.

0:38:520:38:56

And for the Chelsea squad, I'm going to say Paulo Ferreira.

0:38:560:39:00

Paulo Ferreira. OK, of those three,

0:39:000:39:02

which is your best shot at a pointless answer, do you think?

0:39:020:39:04

I'd probably go for Paulo Ferreira.

0:39:040:39:06

Paulo Ferreira goes last.

0:39:060:39:07

Which is your least likely to be pointless?

0:39:070:39:09

I think it's Milan Baros.

0:39:090:39:11

Milan Baros we put first.

0:39:110:39:13

OK, well, let's pop those answers up on the board in that order, then,

0:39:130:39:16

and here they are. We have got...

0:39:160:39:19

Three good answers on the board there.

0:39:220:39:25

Let's hope one of those will win that jackpot for you.

0:39:250:39:28

2,000 quid, not a bad prize to be taking home.

0:39:280:39:31

What would you do with that, Kelly?

0:39:310:39:33

Well, we'd like to put it towards a holiday.

0:39:330:39:35

We're actually planning to hopefully visit Machu Picchu this year.

0:39:350:39:39

-Lovely.

-So it would be a start to that fund.

0:39:390:39:42

Very nice indeed. Gareth, anything you want to add to that?

0:39:420:39:45

Yeah, a few seeds and compost for my veg.

0:39:450:39:47

-Very good.

-As you do.

-Very good. As you do.

0:39:470:39:50

OK, now, your first answer was Milan Baros.

0:39:500:39:54

In this case, we were looking for

0:39:540:39:56

the 2005 Liverpool Champions League-winning squad.

0:39:560:39:59

If nobody mentioned Milan Baros,

0:39:590:40:01

you will leave here immediately with £2,000.

0:40:010:40:04

Let's find out how many of our 100 people said Milan Baros.

0:40:040:40:09

It's right. Now, if this goes all the way down to zero, as I say,

0:40:130:40:16

you will leave here with £2,000.

0:40:160:40:18

Milan Baros now taking us through the 20s and the teens,

0:40:180:40:22

into single figures, down it goes, still going down...

0:40:220:40:25

You've done it! Look at that.

0:40:250:40:26

Baros is a pointless answer.

0:40:260:40:28

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:280:40:29

Very well done indeed. Fantastic.

0:40:290:40:32

Brilliant. Well done, you.

0:40:320:40:34

ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:40:380:40:40

Look at that, straight out of the traps,

0:40:400:40:42

your first answer, Milan Baros, a pointless answer,

0:40:420:40:44

which means you go home with that jackpot of £2,000.

0:40:440:40:47

Very well done indeed. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:470:40:50

Superb. Richard.

0:40:530:40:55

Terrific, wasn't it? I told you it was a good question for you.

0:40:550:40:57

Any big football fan is going to get a pointless answer on this round.

0:40:570:41:00

There's lots and lots of big names.

0:41:000:41:02

But Milan Baros is a terrific answer.

0:41:020:41:04

Very well played. Let's go through the answers

0:41:040:41:06

for the different questions. Liverpool first.

0:41:060:41:09

Djimi Traore was a pointless answer.

0:41:110:41:13

Harry Kewell, the Australian.

0:41:130:41:14

Luis Garcia, Steve Finnan.

0:41:140:41:16

Kewell and Finnan both went off injured in that game

0:41:160:41:20

before Liverpool's mighty comeback. Other pointless answers...

0:41:200:41:23

Antonio Nunez, Djibril Cisse,

0:41:230:41:25

Igor Biscan was a pointless answer, Josemi,

0:41:250:41:27

and Scott Carson, also a pointless answer, the goalie then.

0:41:270:41:30

Now, the members of the Manchester United winning squad.

0:41:300:41:33

Our friend, Fabio, did not appear in that squad,

0:41:340:41:37

so it would have been an incorrect answer.

0:41:370:41:39

Anderson, however, would have been a pointless answer.

0:41:390:41:41

Michael Carrick, a pointless answer.

0:41:410:41:43

Owen Hargreaves as well, does a lot of media work now,

0:41:430:41:45

retired with injury. Wes Brown, a pointless answer.

0:41:450:41:47

Three other pointless answers.

0:41:470:41:49

Darren Fletcher, a pointless answer, Mikael Silvestre and Tomas Kuszczak.

0:41:490:41:52

Again, the reserve goalie, was a pointless answer.

0:41:520:41:55

Now, Paulo Ferreira...

0:41:550:41:56

Chelsea, also a pointless answer.

0:41:560:41:58

AUDIENCE MURMURS IN APPROVAL

0:41:580:42:00

-So very well played.

-APPLAUSE

0:42:000:42:01

Jose Mourinho helped get you here,

0:42:060:42:08

and Paulo Ferreira would have won you the money.

0:42:080:42:11

Some other scorers as well, though, for Chelsea.

0:42:110:42:14

Some other no scorers, really. David Luiz was a pointless answer,

0:42:140:42:17

Florent Malouda was a pointless answer.

0:42:170:42:18

Juan Mata, Michael Essien.

0:42:180:42:20

Some big names on these lists.

0:42:200:42:22

Daniel Sturridge, who was an unused substitute in that squad.

0:42:220:42:25

Jose Bosingwa, Romeu, Ferreira, Ross Turnbull, another reserve goalie.

0:42:250:42:29

Ryan Bertrand and Solomon Kalou.

0:42:290:42:31

All of those pointless answers, so lots of pointless answers out there.

0:42:310:42:34

But you picked two of them. Congratulations.

0:42:340:42:37

-Thank you.

-I look forward to hearing much more about this fruit and veg.

0:42:370:42:40

-Oh, I'm so sorry, we're out of time.

-Ahh.

0:42:400:42:42

LAUGHTER

0:42:420:42:44

Thanks very much indeed. Well, thanks again to our winning players,

0:42:440:42:47

Kelly and Gareth, who go away with today's jackpot of £2,000.

0:42:470:42:51

Very well done. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:510:42:54

Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:42:550:42:57

to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard...

0:42:570:43:00

-Goodbye.

-..and it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:000:43:03

APPLAUSE

0:43:030:43:06

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