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Thank you very much indeed.

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Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and a very warm welcome to Pointless,

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the game where you're always aiming for the lowest score.

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Let's meet today's players.

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And couple number one.

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Hi, I'm Tash. This is my partner, Lina.

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We're from Bournemouth and we live in London.

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-Couple number two.

-Hi, my name's Wayne.

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This is my sister, Lisa, and we're from Middleton in Manchester.

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-Couple number three.

-Hi, I'm Adam.

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This is my friend, Ste, and we are from Liverpool.

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And finally, couple number four.

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Hi, I'm Gary and this is my partner, Hayley.

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We're from Linlithgow, just outside Edinburgh.

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And these are today's contestants.

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Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to Pointless.

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Great to have you with us. We'll get a chance to chat to each of you,

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of course, throughout the show as it goes along.

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So, that just leaves one more person for me to introduce.

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There's no flies on him, but that's mainly because he insists on

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only wearing wet-look pleather leggings.

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It's my Pointless friend, it's Richard.

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Hiya. Hey, everybody.

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Good afternoon.

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APPLAUSE

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-Good afternoon to you, sir.

-And to you.

-How are you?

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-I'm very well.

-Excellent.

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We welcome back two returning pairs from the last show.

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Both very strong pairs.

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Tash and Lina, who got through to the head-to-head.

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We've also got Adam and Ste, who got through to Round Two,

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although in the last show, they were called Adam and Steve.

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Yeah, I know. So, what is it? VE Day back in Liverpool?

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LAUGHTER

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-You had a VE-ectomy.

-Yes.

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-Something's happened. That's weird, isn't it?

-Yeah.

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I wonder why. I think it's because I said Adam and Steve sounds like

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a misprint in the Bible and

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Adam and Ste doesn't quite so much.

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Yeah, they've sidestepped that one.

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Now then, Sarah and Mike didn't win the jackpot last time,

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which means we add another £1,000 to the jackpot.

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It's getting bigger all the time, as it does when people don't win it,

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so, today's jackpot starts off at £3,000. There we are.

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APPLAUSE

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Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless.

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Remember this, the pair with the highest score at the end of

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each round will be eliminated, so just make sure

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you are not that pair. Best of luck to all four pairs.

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Our first category this afternoon is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second?

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And whoever's going first, please, step up to the podium.

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OK. And our question concerns...

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-Richard.

-Yeah, we are about to show you nine pictures

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of crime-fighting duos. We're looking for the name

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of any actor you are about to see.

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So it's going to be 18 actors in all.

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-Very best of luck, everybody.

-Thanks very much indeed.

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So, we're going to put this picture up,

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it's going to stay up for the entire round, we won't be changing it.

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Don't go expecting a change halfway through the round because we won't be doing that.

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Just throw out a name and if it matches with one of these people,

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you're quids in.

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OK. Let's put the image up on the board, and here it comes.

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We have got...

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Them.

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You just have to name any of these crime-fighting actors.

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There we go. Lina, welcome to Pointless again.

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Last time, we saw you through to the head-to-head.

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You were our golden couple, in fact, in the head-to-head.

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-We were.

-But by the very fact that you are back here,

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we can glean that you didn't make it through to the final.

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-It all went wrong.

-It didn't go terribly wrong.

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We had good answers from you.

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You were just underscored by your opponents.

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So, yes, remind us what you do, Lina.

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So, I work in a visa office in the Australian High Commission,

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-which is very exciting.

-Which is quite exciting.

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Are you actually front of house?

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Do you meet the people who come in, who queue up,

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-or are you backstage...

-Backstage, that's it, yeah.

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..doing all that stamping and paperwork? And your interests,

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-when you're not handing out visas?

-Just travelling

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and kind of exploring London a bit and just...

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-Yeah, that sort of thing.

-Very good.

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What is the most exciting thing you've been to visit in London

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-since you've been here?

-In London?

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OK. This is quite a lot of pressure now.

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So, recently went to kind of Shoreditch kind of area.

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-That kind of Brixton markets, that sort of area.

-There you are.

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Street markets and the like.

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Now, Lina, what are you going to go for?

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You just have to name one of these crime-fighting people.

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OK. This isn't a very good board for me,

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but I think I'm just going to play it safe

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and say Benedict Cumberbatch.

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Benedict Cumberbatch, says Lina.

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OK. It's getting you a nod from Tash.

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Let's see if it's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Benedict Cumberbatch.

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It's right.

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42. APPLAUSE

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-42, not bad.

-Yes, there he is.

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He's Sherlock Holmes in Sherlock.

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There we are. Thank you, Richard.

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Now then, Lisa, welcome here from Manchester.

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-What do you do, Lisa?

-I'm a planning administrator.

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I see. What bit of the whole planning process do you administer?

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I'm in the operations department for services -

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-gas and water and electricity.

-I see. Very good indeed.

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Now, what are your interests, Lisa?

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I particularly like fitness, is a favourite one.

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What sort of thing do you do to keep fit?

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Do you just go to the gym or do you have a whole range of activities?

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I have a range of activities, but I particularly like going to the gym,

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weight training and cycling.

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-My two favourites.

-Very good indeed. Good stuff.

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Now, Lisa, what do you make of this board of crime-fighting duos?

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I'm going to go for Suranne Jones.

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Suranne Jones, says Lisa.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Suranne Jones.

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42 is our only score at this point.

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You pass it.

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How you pass it! Look at that.

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18. Very well done indeed, Lisa. APPLAUSE

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Good scoring skills.

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Good answer, Lisa. Bailey from Scott & Bailey, there,

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-right in the middle, Suranne Jones.

-Thanks very much, Richard.

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Now then, Ste. Ste.

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-Not Steve.

-No.

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I didn't go anywhere near the "vuh" and the "eh".

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Somewhere in your dressing room, there's just a couple of sad letters.

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OK. Ste, remind us what you do.

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I work in food retail.

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In food retail. In a frozen food...

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Quite a famous frozen food retail chain.

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And what do you do when you take your gloves off?

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When I take my gloves off? I like to play badminton,

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do a little bit of boxing, just for the cardio side of it.

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-That's good. Do you actually... You spar?

-Just sparring, yeah.

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But mainly for the fitness?

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-Knackering, isn't it?

-It's very tiring.

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Yeah. Very, very good for that.

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Now, Ste, who are you going to name on this board?

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-I am completely lost on this one.

-ALEXANDER GASPS

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Completely lost on this one.

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I'm going to go with bottom right and I think it's just

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his character name, but Terry McCann.

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I know it's not his actor's name.

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Terry McCann, says Ste.

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Terry McCann. Let's see if it's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Terry McCann.

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Ste, I'm so sorry,

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an incorrect answer, scoring you 100 points.

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Sorry, Ste. I will give all the correct answers at the end of the pass.

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Thanks very much indeed.

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Gary, welcome.

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Nice to have you here from Linlithgow.

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What do you do up in Linlithgow, Gary?

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I'm a project manager for the British Council.

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That's fun. The British Council,

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sort of cultural exchange with the world at large.

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Yeah. I work with schools,

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I help them find European partners and set up projects so they can...

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So they can go out and perform and school groups from overseas can come

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and perform over here? Oh, it's a brilliant institution,

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-the British Council.

-Yeah.

-How did you get into it?

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I fell into it.

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They do that. Some people recruit, they just lay traps, don't they?

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A lot of the people who work there have a sort of language or

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cultural studies background. I've got a history background

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and I just tried various jobs after I had graduated and...

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-And that was the one that fitted?

-Yeah, I enjoyed the organisation.

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I bet. Very good. Now, Gary, who are you going to go for on this board?

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Podium four is terrible because I've been staring at it, just panicking.

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I know the actors, but I've forgotten half their names.

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So I'm going for John Simm.

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John Simm. John Simm.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said John Simm.

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It's absolutely right.

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Well, 18 is our low score at this point and you pass it.

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Look at that. Down to 13. APPLAUSE

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Excellent actor, excellent score.

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-13.

-Well played, Gary.

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There he is, playing Sam Tyler in Life On Mars.

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Also played the Master in Doctor Who.

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Such a good actor. Very, very fine. OK, well, we're halfway through

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the round. Let's take a look at those scores.

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13, very well done,

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Gary and Hayley are on top of it all at the moment.

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Then we go up to 18, where we find Lisa and Wayne.

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Up to 42, Lina and Tash.

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And then, Ste and Adam, 100.

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100. We can't be sending you home at the end of this round.

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So, Adam, let's hope...

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-I'll try.

-..you've got a nice low scoring answer up your sleeve.

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We're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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-Hayley, welcome to Pointless.

-Hello.

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Lovely to have you here.

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What do you do, Hayley?

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I work for Historic Environment Scotland,

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which is similar to English Heritage.

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We look after castles, abbeys, different historical monuments in Scotland.

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That's nice. Two nice jobs and both of you with a firm interest in history.

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Did you meet through history? How did you meet?

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Yes, we did meet sort of through history.

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We both worked as tour guides on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh.

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We both started off as ghost tour guides.

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Oh, I was going to say, please, please tell me you dressed up?

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We had big cloaks and...

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Big cloaks and a sheet. Ooooh!

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That's the way to do it! That's really good fun.

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There's no better place for ghosts than the Royal Mile in Edinburgh.

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Oh, fantastic. Who is your favourite ghost?

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-Oh...

-Putting you on the spot!

-I don't know, actually!

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-Forget them, really.

-The most evil ghost is a man called Mr Boots,

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-which doesn't sound very evil but...

-It does.

-He's not very nice.

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OK. Fair enough.

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Hayley, you're on 13.

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Really, in an ideal world,

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you'd score 86 or less

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and that would get you through to the next round. OK.

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Well, I'm going to stick with the Life on Mars theme

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-and go for Philip Glenister.

-Philip Glenister, says Hayley.

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Here is your red line.

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Let's see how far down the column you get with Phil Glenister.

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It's right and you're through.

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Well, if John Simm scored 13...

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..Philip Glenister scores 10. There you are. Very well done.

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APPLAUSE Takes your total up to 23.

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Very well done. A nice matching pair there from Life On Mars

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on that final podium. There he is, next to John Simm, Philip Glenister.

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Thanks very much indeed.

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Now, Adam.

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Adam, welcome back. Remind us what you do.

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I'm a delivery driver in the frozen retail business.

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-In the same frozen retail business...

-Yes.

-..as Ste.

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So, Ste prepares the order, you pick it up

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-and take it to the customer?

-In my little trendy van, yes.

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Very good. Does it run on some fuel other than petrol or diesel?

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-No.

-Oh, I'm sorry.

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Now, Adam, what are your hobbies?

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Football, darts, snooker.

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Shove ha'penny. I'm just thinking of all the other pub sports.

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No. That was years ago.

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That was before I was born.

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And I like to do canyoning.

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Oh, yes, canyoning! Yes.

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So, we go to the Lake District

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and we jump off waterfalls into just pools of water...

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-All kitted up with...?

-From 35 foot.

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Yeah, and you're all kitted up, you've got the wet suit on.

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-Yeah.

-And you've got a buoyancy aid as well.

-Yeah.

-So, it's good.

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It's quite hard-core though.

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-It's dangerous, yeah.

-You're telling me, 35 feet!

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Anyway, there we go. You're on a high score there,

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talking about dangerous. We need a low score from you, Adam,

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-to keep you in the game. Oh, no?

-No.

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-No?

-I've got a name, but I think I'm getting confused with someone else.

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Remember, you can just throw a name at the board, you don't...

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I don't know anyone else, so I'll go the top right.

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I don't think it's the right answer, but I'll go for it.

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-Timothy Spall.

-I can see...

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I can see where the link's being made there.

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Timothy Spall. Let's see if it's right.

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No red line for you as you're the high-scorers.

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Let's see how many people said Timothy Spall.

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AUDIENCE GROAN Oh, Adam, I'm so sorry.

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Another incorrect answer and that scores 100 points

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and that takes your total up to 200.

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Yeah, sorry, Adam.

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I don't go canyoning, but I go Kanye-ing, which is...

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I release rap albums and get married to Kim Kardashian.

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-Yeah.

-Which is equally dangerous, I might say.

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You get dropped into that marriage from a distance.

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-From 35 feet.

-Exactly.

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And I have to wear a wet suit.

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Not kidding there! Now, Wayne.

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-Hi.

-Welcome to Pointless.

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Good to have you here. What do you do, Wayne?

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I'm a recruitment consultant in Manchester.

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I recruit for teachers in...

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teachers, lecturers, in colleges across Yorkshire and Newcastle.

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Very good. That's exciting.

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So, a wide... Yeah, a wide field there.

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You travel around the area quite a bit?

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I do. It's a really important part, to actually visit your clients

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and create rapport with them, so more often than not,

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you'll find me on a train zipping across Yorkshire and Newcastle,

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-just to sort of keep them sweet.

-I can think of worse places to be zipping across!

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Wayne, what do you like doing when you're not doing that?

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Very similar to Lisa, in a way.

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I absolutely love training, so I train...

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seven...six, seven days a week. I do weight training...

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-Wow.

-..gymnastics, running, yoga.

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I like to keep myself really active.

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What have you been doing while we've been keeping you penned up here

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at Pointless? Have you been lifting televisions, or, I don't know...?

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Count this one as a day off. A well-earned one.

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This can be your one in seven.

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Now, there you are, you're on 18, doesn't matter what you score.

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Lovely low score from Lisa, by the way, in the first pass,

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but you're through to the next round anyway.

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But why not dazzle us with your crime knowledge?

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I'm going to go for it, cos I loved this programme back when I was young.

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-Tyne Daly.

-Tyne Daly.

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-Yeah.

-Tyne Daly, says Wayne.

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No red line, you're already through.

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Let's see how many people said it.

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Well, our lowest score so far has been 10.

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You end up at 12. APPLAUSE

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Tyne Daly.

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Yeah, very well played. I loved that programme as well.

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Plays Lacey.

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-There she is.

-Thank you very much, Richard.

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Now, Tash.

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-Hello.

-Welcome back.

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Remind us what you do, Tash.

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I'm a secretary in a property company.

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You're a secretary in a property company.

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And do you do any sort of property work as well?

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-No.

-You never show anyone around?

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No. I think ultimately I want to get into teaching.

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-I see.

-So something completely different.

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So you'll go back and do a sort of PGCE?

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Yeah, hopefully. I worked in a school last year.

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What level would you teach at, do you think?

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-Primary or...?

-Either primary or secondary maths.

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So...

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Excellent. But fun, though,

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having fun in your property office at the moment?

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-Yeah. No, it's really good. I really like it there.

-Good stuff.

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Now, Tash, you're on 42. Doesn't matter what you score,

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you're through to Round Two anyway.

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But I'm going to step out of your way so you can get a better look

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at these fine solvers of crime.

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The centre image, I think her name's Lesley something,

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but I'm not sure, so I'm going to stick, play safe,

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and one of my favourite actors, Martin Freeman.

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Martin Freeman, says Tash.

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No red line for you, you're already through.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Martin Freeman.

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It's right.

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25 for Martin Freeman... APPLAUSE

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..taking your total up to 67.

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Let's fill in the rest of this board, shall we?

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Next to Lacey there, you've got Cagney, played by Sharon Gless,

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she would have scored you 11 points.

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Next to them, The Professionals,

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that's Martin Shaw and Lewis Collins -

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12 points and 11 points.

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Then from Lewis, you've got Lewis and Hathaway,

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that's Kevin Whateley and Lawrence Fox -

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18 points and 10 points.

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Now, down onto the next row, some of the best answers here.

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Glynis Barber from Dempsey and Makepeace, 6 points.

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Best answer on the board, Michael Brandon, from Dempsey and Makepeace,

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would have scored you 1. You're right, it is Lesley something,

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Lesley Sharp, would have scored you 5 points.

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And the bottom row, we've got Starsky and Hutch there.

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Paul Michael Glaser, 12 points, and David Soul, 26.

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And then in the bottom, there, not Terry McCann.

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He did play Terry McCann.

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It's Dennis Waterman, would have scored you 29,

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and he's next to John Thaw, who would have scored you 32.

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Thanks very much indeed, Richard.

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So, at the end of our first round, we have to say goodbye to a pair

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and the pair we are saying goodbye to... I can't bear it,

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those two letters were helping you, Steve.

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-Ruined it.

-Ste, Ste, I'm sorry. Oh, dear, oh, dear. Adam and Ste,

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it's been such a pleasure having you on both shows.

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I'm really sorry to be saying goodbye to you so soon in this show.

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-Cheers.

-Thanks so much for coming to play.

-Thank you very much.

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Adam and Ste, wonderful people. APPLAUSE

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But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two.

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And just like that, we were down to three pairs.

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The same, I have to warn you now,

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is going to happen at the end of this round, too.

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But very well done, Wayne and Hayley, our two low scorers there.

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Hayley with Phil Glenister, Wayne with Tyne Daly.

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Fabulous low scoring.

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And Tash and Lina, good stuff, you got through that round.

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Best of luck to all three pairs.

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Our category for Round Two today is...

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Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first,

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who's going to go second? Whoever's going first,

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please, step up to the podium.

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OK. And the question concerns...

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-Richard.

-Yeah, we are going to give you six geographical questions

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on each board. The answers to each of them begin with G,

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so there are going to be 12 in all to have a go at at home.

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Thanks very much indeed.

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So, we're looking for these answers that begin with G

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and here are the questions. Our first board reads like this...

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Let me read those all again.

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-There we go. Tash.

-Yes.

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All of these answers begin with a G.

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Um, I think, I think I know a couple,

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but I think they're going to be really high-scorers, so...

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I'm just going to take a risk and say...

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glacier for the persistent body of dense ice.

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OK. Glacier, glacier. Let's see if that's right.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said glacier.

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It's right.

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57 for glacier. APPLAUSE

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Not bad. Yeah, about 75% of the world's freshwater

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is stored in glaciers. The largest one in the world

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is the Lambert Fisher Glacier in Antarctica.

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It's 250 miles long

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and 16 miles wide.

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Or it was this morning, it's probably smaller by now.

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Thanks very much, Richard. Wayne.

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Um... I'm going to go for...

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Again, I'm a huge fan of this person so I know the birthplace

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more than the city, but Gary for city of Indiana.

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Gary, says Wayne.

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Gary. Let's see how many of our 100 people got Gary.

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It's right. 57 is our only score at this point and you pass that,

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unsurprisingly. Gary takes us way down

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to 8. Very well done indeed, Wayne.

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Good knowledge. 8 for Gary.

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Yeah, very nicely played, Gary in Indiana. Birthplace of the Jacksons.

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Or certainly the hometown of the Jacksons.

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Thanks very much, Richard.

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Now then, Hayley, you are the last person to have this board of Gs.

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-How are you liking it?

-I think I know most of them.

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-This is good.

-I think I know all of them, actually,

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but I'm not 100% sure. I think the top one is globe.

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Then the Scottish city will be Glasgow, which I'm obviously

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sure about, but I'm worried that will score quite high.

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The second largest city, I think that might be Gothenburg.

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And the Swiss city might be Geneva.

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I'm going to play it risky

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and I'm going to go for Gothenburg for Sweden.

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Gothenberg, says Hayley.

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It's earning you a nod from Gary, which is good.

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Let's see how many of our 100 people said Gothenberg.

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It's absolutely right, Gothenberg.

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57's our highest score, you pass that.

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25 is where you end up, Hayley.

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Very well done. Good scoring.

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Yeah, filled the board in perfectly and chose the lowest scorer,

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so very, very well done. The top one, the globe.

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Surprisingly low score, actually, for globe.

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Would have scored you 46.

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You were right to avoid Glasgow -

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I don't mean in that way - as an answer,

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-would have scored you 80.

-LAUGHTER

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And the Swiss city is Geneva and that would have scored you 30.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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So, we are halfway through the round, let's take a look

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at those scores. 8, Wayne, very well done,

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lovely low scoring there. 8 is where we find you.

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25, Hayley and Gary,

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and then 57, Tash and Lina.

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So, Lina, we need a low score from you.

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Good luck with that. We're going to come back down the line now.

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Can the second players please step up to the podium?

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OK, we're going to put six more clues up on the board

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and here they come. Remember, all these answers begin with a G.

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Our second board looks like this...

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I'm going to read those all one last time.

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There we go. Gary, we come to you first.

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Yes. It's OK, actually.

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I'm going to go for the Flemish city,

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Ghent.

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Ghent, says Gary.

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You want to be scoring 31 or less.

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There is your red line,

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let's see how many of our 100 people said Ghent.

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It's right.

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You're through. That is a lovely low score,

0:23:140:23:17

18, very well done indeed, Gary.

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18 for Ghent, takes your total up to 43.

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They promote a meat-free Thursday every Thursday in Ghent.

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It is called Donderdag Veggiedag.

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Amen to that, that's a very good thing.

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-You don't have to do it.

-No, well, you don't, you don't.

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What happens if you do, though?

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Prison. Yes, seven years.

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You get a sternly worded letter.

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You do. In prison.

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In prison. There you go.

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Thank you very much indeed, Richard.

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Now, Lisa...

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Lisa, what would you like to go for?

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Brilliant low score from Wayne.

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I'm not great at geography, so this is not a great board for me.

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-OK.

-So I'm going to go for the top one.

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I'm not 100% sure on it, but I think it might be Gloucester.

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OK, you're going to say Gloucester.

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OK, the high-scorers are on 57, you need to score 48 or less.

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Here is your red line.

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If you can get below that red line with Gloucester,

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you are through to the next round.

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Let's see how we do with Gloucester.

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Oh, Lisa, you're going to kick yourself, I'm afraid,

0:24:200:24:23

-I think, when you know the answer.

-No, geography is not my strongest.

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That scores you 100 points, takes your total up to 108.

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However, the round is not over.

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Yes, sorry, Lisa, we'll give all the answers at the end of the pass.

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Thanks very much indeed.

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Now then, Lina.

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-Lina.

-So, I think I know a few.

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The third one down I think is Guatemala, cos

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I can't think of any other country that starts with G in that area.

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Hopefully. The fourth one down I think is Germany,

0:24:470:24:50

and the next one down, I'm guessing geology or something like that.

0:24:500:24:54

I'm going to go with Guatemala for the third one down.

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Guatemala. You want to score 50 or less.

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That's what it looks like on the column.

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Let's see what happens when we say Guatemala.

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It's right, well done.

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Gets you through.

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26 for Guatemala, very well done indeed, 83 is your total.

0:25:120:25:17

There are competing claims as to why it's called Guatemala.

0:25:180:25:21

One is that it comes from a phrase meaning "the land of trees",

0:25:210:25:24

and the other is that it comes from

0:25:240:25:26

a phrase meaning "mountain of vomiting water".

0:25:260:25:28

-I know which one I prefer.

-That would be better, wouldn't it?

0:25:280:25:31

-Yes.

-It's quite cool.

0:25:310:25:32

But it's the correct answer anyway.

0:25:320:25:34

-Now, it's...

-We couldn't accept Gloucester, I'm afraid,

0:25:340:25:37

-but you're in the right place.

-It Gloucestershire. Oh!

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That's the county, Gloucester is the city.

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Gloucestershire is the county, sorry.

0:25:420:25:44

40 points for that. The European country, you're quite right, Lina,

0:25:440:25:46

was Germany. Would have scored you 75 points.

0:25:460:25:48

Study of the earth is geology.

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And that would have scored you 48.

0:25:500:25:52

And the town opposite Newcastle?

0:25:520:25:54

-Gateshead.

-Gateshead, yeah.

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Gateshead would have scored 34, so Ghent,

0:25:560:25:58

-best answer on the board.

-There we are, thank you very much indeed.

0:25:580:26:01

So we are at the end of our second round and we have to say goodbye

0:26:010:26:03

to a pair, and the pair, I'm afraid, is Lisa and Wayne.

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Lovely low scoring in the first pass,

0:26:060:26:08

very high scoring in the second.

0:26:080:26:10

But we know what calibre of players you are, though,

0:26:100:26:12

so next time you come back, I'm sure you'll do much, much better.

0:26:120:26:15

-But in the meantime, thank you so much.

-Thank you.

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Lisa and Wayne, lovely to have you on the show.

0:26:170:26:20

But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head.

0:26:200:26:24

Congratulations, Gary and Haley, Tash and Lina,

0:26:290:26:32

you're now one step closer to the final and a chance to play

0:26:320:26:34

for our jackpot, which currently stands at £3,000.

0:26:340:26:39

APPLAUSE

0:26:390:26:41

It's always nice when we get to the head-to-head because

0:26:420:26:45

from here on in, you are allowed to confer before you give your answers,

0:26:450:26:48

which takes a lot of pressure off.

0:26:480:26:49

It means you can start playing properly as teams.

0:26:490:26:51

And in this round, the first pair to win two questions will be

0:26:510:26:54

playing for that jackpot. Well, Tash and Lina, you've been here before,

0:26:540:26:57

but last time, you were our golden couple.

0:26:570:26:59

You were up against Mike and Sarah,

0:26:590:27:01

and there was just no beating Mike and Sarah,

0:27:010:27:04

they were just like a machine, low-scoring machine, they were.

0:27:040:27:07

So, this time you are back, not as our golden couple,

0:27:070:27:10

so we'll see if that suits you better. And, Gary and Hayley,

0:27:100:27:13

well, we've had some lovely low scoring from you,

0:27:130:27:16

so we know what Tash and Lina are going to be up against.

0:27:160:27:19

Very, very best of luck to both pairs, let's play the head-to-head.

0:27:190:27:22

APPLAUSE

0:27:220:27:24

Here's your first question, and it concerns...

0:27:280:27:31

-Richard.

-We're going to show you five pictures now of percussion

0:27:340:27:37

instruments, we need you to tell us what they are, please.

0:27:370:27:40

Thanks very much. Let's reveal our five percussion instruments,

0:27:400:27:42

and here they come.

0:27:420:27:44

We've got...

0:27:450:27:46

There we go, five percussion instruments. Gary and Hayley,

0:28:120:28:15

you are our low scorers, so you will go first.

0:28:150:28:18

Feel free to confer.

0:28:180:28:19

Well, we have our answer.

0:28:200:28:22

-You have your answer.

-We think we know...

0:28:220:28:25

all five of them. The one we're least certain about

0:28:250:28:28

-though, I think we're going to take the gamble.

-Yeah.

0:28:280:28:31

-On you go.

-So we're going to go for B, timpani.

0:28:310:28:35

B, timpani, say Gary and Hayley.

0:28:350:28:38

OK, now, Tash and Lina,

0:28:380:28:40

those other percussion instruments are all yours, talk us through them.

0:28:400:28:43

OK, so we think A is tambourine and C is xylophone,

0:28:430:28:46

and E is steel drum.

0:28:460:28:47

We are going to take a massive risk

0:28:470:28:50

and say D is clowzel.

0:28:500:28:53

Clowzel. Clowzel.

0:28:530:28:57

So we have timpani and clowzel.

0:28:570:28:59

Gary and Hayley said timpani for B.

0:28:590:29:03

Let's see how many of our 100 people said timpani.

0:29:030:29:05

It's absolutely right.

0:29:090:29:10

53. APPLAUSE

0:29:120:29:14

Now then, Tash and Lina taking a massive risk,

0:29:160:29:20

saying clowzel for D.

0:29:200:29:23

Clowzel. Let's see if that's right,

0:29:230:29:25

let's see how many people said clowzel.

0:29:250:29:27

No, I'm afraid not a clowzel.

0:29:310:29:34

That scores you 100 points. But it means, Gary and Hayley,

0:29:340:29:36

after one question, you are up 1-0.

0:29:360:29:38

Yes, not a clowzel, but it's a wonderfully rhyming wrong answer,

0:29:380:29:42

because that is a cowbell.

0:29:420:29:45

Not a clowzel. A cowbell, that would have scored you 36 points,

0:29:460:29:49

it's actually the best answer on the board, cowbell.

0:29:490:29:52

Let's take a look at the rest of these.

0:29:520:29:54

A is of course tambourine,

0:29:540:29:56

would have scored you 85.

0:29:560:29:57

-C is...

-A xylophone.

-..our old friend, a xylophone.

0:29:580:30:01

81. That's tricky to think what 19 people are looking at that.

0:30:020:30:07

I mean, there's only about three words in English language that begin with X,

0:30:070:30:11

and they've got a picture of a xylophone next to it.

0:30:110:30:13

Interesting, I have to say A and C,

0:30:150:30:17

those are very much from the children's toy basket,

0:30:170:30:20

-those versions of those instruments.

-Oh, are you saying

0:30:200:30:22

we should have a more professional tambourine and xylophone?

0:30:220:30:24

No, not at all, I'm just saying that is very much, it's very much a child's tambourine.

0:30:240:30:28

I think a professional tambourinist

0:30:280:30:30

would possibly turn their nose up at that - I'm saying.

0:30:300:30:32

Blimey! You know what, I don't know who made that tambourine.

0:30:320:30:35

At the start of this round, someone was probably sitting there going,

0:30:350:30:38

"Oh, I like this show...

0:30:380:30:39

"Oh, my goodness, that's the tambourine I made.

0:30:390:30:42

"That's the tambourine I made.

0:30:420:30:44

-"Kids, kids, come in!"

-Yes.

0:30:440:30:45

-So everyone's now watching...

-Yes!

0:30:450:30:47

-That sturdy tambourine!

-You go,

0:30:470:30:49

"Oh, that tambourine is a child's tambourine."

0:30:490:30:51

It is! He should be very proud of having made

0:30:510:30:54

such a lovely, sturdy tambourine. It just ain't no professional one.

0:30:540:30:57

Nor is that a professional xylophone.

0:30:570:30:59

How do I know? It's got A, B, C, D, E, F, G written on it in a crayon.

0:30:590:31:03

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:31:030:31:05

And is that unprofessional? By someone who's never made...

0:31:080:31:10

How many tambourines have you made in your life?

0:31:100:31:12

-In my life?

-How many?

-None.

0:31:120:31:14

-None, exactly.

-There you are.

0:31:140:31:16

-You're fully qualified to pooh-pooh someone else's efforts.

-Yep!

0:31:160:31:19

You want the best possible response on your jingles.

0:31:190:31:23

The jingle jangles on the tambourine,

0:31:250:31:27

you want the lightest touch...

0:31:270:31:30

-A bit of a rattle, a bit of a "tsss"!

-And what's that going to go?

0:31:300:31:33

Clonk!

0:31:330:31:35

-I'm sorry.

-I am so sorry.

0:31:350:31:37

It's going to go...clonk, you're going to go, "Ow!"

0:31:370:31:40

Clonk! "Ow!" Clonk! "Ow!"

0:31:400:31:41

-Cos it's heavy.

-I probably wouldn't do it three times.

0:31:410:31:44

-Probably the first time would...

-LAUGHTER

0:31:440:31:46

Anyway, before the news starts,

0:31:460:31:48

let's move on to E, which is steel drum.

0:31:480:31:51

There it is. That is sturdy and professional.

0:31:510:31:54

-58.

-Beautifully made.

-To add insult to injury to the tambourine guy,

0:31:540:31:58

he's going, "And now he's saying how brilliant a drum is.

0:31:580:32:00

"Just, like, a steel drum that used to contain olive oil."

0:32:000:32:04

ALEXANDER LAUGHS

0:32:040:32:07

Here comes your second question.

0:32:070:32:08

Now, Tash and Lina, you get to answer it first, but remember,

0:32:080:32:11

you have to win this one to stay in the game, so best of luck.

0:32:110:32:14

Our second question today is all about...

0:32:140:32:16

Yes, five clues now to facts about Angela Merkel,

0:32:190:32:21

can you give us the most obscure answer?

0:32:210:32:23

-Have you got a problem with her?

-Not at all.

-Fine.

0:32:230:32:26

LAUGHTER

0:32:260:32:28

Not at all.

0:32:280:32:29

Let's reveal our five clues about Angela Merkel.

0:32:290:32:32

Let's read those all again.

0:32:510:32:52

Tash and Lina, you will go first.

0:33:080:33:10

So, we don't really, we don't know many of the answers there.

0:33:120:33:16

All I know is that the German word for mother is "mutter", so...

0:33:160:33:22

-we'll go for that?

-Yes.

-You're going to go for Mutter.

0:33:220:33:26

OK, Mutter.

0:33:260:33:27

So, Gary and Hayley.

0:33:270:33:29

-Yes.

-Talk us through the board.

0:33:300:33:34

Political party, I'm not sure of enough,

0:33:340:33:37

I think it's Christian Democrats.

0:33:370:33:39

US publication, Time.

0:33:390:33:42

Politician she succeeded, I can't remember.

0:33:420:33:46

2010, she's not been Prime Minister or President that long.

0:33:460:33:51

-OK, we will go for the publication.

-Yeah. Time.

-Time magazine.

0:33:510:33:55

Time magazine. So we have mutter, and we have Time magazine.

0:33:550:33:57

Now, Tash and Lina said Mutter.

0:33:570:33:59

If that's right, let's see how many of our 100 said Mutter.

0:33:590:34:02

Oh, bad luck.

0:34:060:34:08

I'm sorry, I'm afraid not Mutter.

0:34:080:34:10

Gary and Hayley have gone for Time magazine.

0:34:100:34:13

Let's see if that's right, let's see how many people said Time magazine.

0:34:130:34:16

It only has to be right for you to win this point.

0:34:160:34:18

It is right.

0:34:200:34:22

Very well done indeed, 24, but most importantly, it was right,

0:34:250:34:30

and it means, Gary and Hayley, after only two questions,

0:34:300:34:33

you are through to the final 2-0.

0:34:330:34:35

Yes, very well played, Gary and Hayley.

0:34:350:34:37

It's a good attempt with Mutter, which is mother, but it's not mummy,

0:34:370:34:40

I'm afraid. Mummy is clowzel. Clowzel is mummy.

0:34:400:34:43

Mummy is very close,

0:34:450:34:46

-Mutti.

-Mutti.

-Which is what they call Angela Merkel.

0:34:460:34:49

Mutti would have scored you 10 points.

0:34:490:34:52

The political party, you were very, very close, yeah,

0:34:520:34:54

Christian Democratic Union

0:34:540:34:56

is Angela Merkel's party, 9 points for that.

0:34:560:34:58

We'll look at the bottom next, the decade.

0:34:580:35:01

Well, she was elected in 2005, she's been around a long time,

0:35:010:35:03

so it would have been the 2000s.

0:35:030:35:05

Would have scored you 17.

0:35:050:35:06

And the politician she succeeded.

0:35:060:35:08

-Helmut Kohl.

-No.

-No!

-Gerhard Schroder.

0:35:080:35:10

Of course it was Gerhard Schroder.

0:35:100:35:12

And that was a pointless answer, so very well done it you said that.

0:35:120:35:15

Thank you very much indeed.

0:35:150:35:17

So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, it's Tash and Lina.

0:35:170:35:22

Oh, I'm sorry. Two head-to-head rounds

0:35:220:35:24

and two times we've had to send you away. I'm so sorry.

0:35:240:35:27

It's been brilliant having you on the show and you've done incredibly

0:35:270:35:29

well across both of them, but I'm sorry you never got to see

0:35:290:35:32

the Pointless trophy. But thanks so much, Tash and Lina.

0:35:320:35:35

APPLAUSE

0:35:350:35:37

But for Gary and Hayley, it's now time for our Pointless final.

0:35:390:35:42

Congratulations, Gary and Hayley, you have seen off

0:35:460:35:49

all the competition effortlessly

0:35:490:35:52

and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy.

0:35:520:35:54

You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot,

0:36:000:36:03

and at the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £3,000.

0:36:030:36:06

APPLAUSE AND WHOOPING

0:36:060:36:08

Well, it's pretty impressive, I have to say,

0:36:100:36:12

you've come down here like a Linlithgow tornado,

0:36:120:36:16

that's what you've been.

0:36:160:36:17

You were the lowest scorers in Round One,

0:36:170:36:20

you were the lowest scorers in Round Two.

0:36:200:36:22

Not just 2-0 in the head-to-head,

0:36:220:36:24

your opponents were so thrown and dazzled by your brilliance

0:36:240:36:27

that they couldn't even get an answer right. Extraordinary.

0:36:270:36:30

I would say you go into this final round with the following wind.

0:36:300:36:33

I mean, in a good way. That doesn't sound a good thing, does it?

0:36:330:36:36

But you know what I'm saying. You know what happens in this round.

0:36:360:36:39

We put four things up on the board, you have to just pick one.

0:36:390:36:42

Best of luck. Let's see what today's selection looks like. We've got...

0:36:420:36:45

I think it has to be Oscar winners, do you think?

0:36:560:36:59

-Oscars.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

0:36:590:37:01

-BOTH:

-Oscar winners.

0:37:010:37:03

OK, you're going to go for male Oscar winners.

0:37:030:37:05

-Richard.

-OK, very, very best of luck.

0:37:050:37:07

I hope you finish the show as you've started it, terrific stuff so far.

0:37:070:37:11

We're looking for any feature film made for cinema release

0:37:110:37:13

for which any of the following three gentlemen have received

0:37:130:37:15

an acting credit, please.

0:37:150:37:17

So, Joe Pesci films, Jeremy Irons films, Geoffrey Rush films.

0:37:240:37:27

That's up to the beginning of December 2015, please.

0:37:270:37:30

Thank you very much indeed. Now, as always, you've got up to one minute

0:37:300:37:33

to come up with three answers, and all you need to do to win

0:37:330:37:36

that jackpot is to have just one of those answers to be pointless.

0:37:360:37:38

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-Let's put 60 seconds up on the clock.

0:37:380:37:41

There they are, your time starts now.

0:37:410:37:43

-OK, do you know any Joe Pesci?

-No, so let's leave him.

0:37:430:37:46

-Jeremy Irons, you've got The Man In The Iron Mask.

-Yes.

0:37:460:37:48

-Obviously he was Scar in The Lion King.

-Yes.

0:37:480:37:50

-Geoffrey Rush, you've got Shine.

-Yes.

0:37:500:37:52

I think that's what he got the Oscar for.

0:37:520:37:54

But I'm thinking Finding Nemo, he was in that.

0:37:540:37:56

-OK.

-That might be a good answer.

0:37:560:37:57

-Have you got anything?

-I'm kind of blank and Jeremy Irons was in

0:37:570:38:01

a very bad film recently,

0:38:010:38:03

that we watched that I can't remember what it was.

0:38:030:38:06

Geoffrey Rush is in an Australian film that was phenomenally good.

0:38:060:38:09

It's a place name.

0:38:090:38:11

I thought I knew more.

0:38:110:38:13

Do you know anything about the film?

0:38:130:38:14

Is it,

0:38:140:38:16

-is it something we've watched together?

-No, you've not seen it.

0:38:160:38:19

-It was in Australia. No, I can't remember.

-OK.

0:38:190:38:22

I think we'll go for those answers.

0:38:220:38:25

I can't think of anything else. I'm having a complete blank.

0:38:250:38:28

Jeremy Irons in a knight costume.

0:38:280:38:30

-Wearing armour.

-Ten seconds left.

0:38:300:38:33

I can't think what...what...

0:38:340:38:36

The Templar one, are you thinking?

0:38:360:38:39

-Maybe.

-I can't remember the name of it.

-It was too bad.

0:38:390:38:42

-Shall we just with it?

-That is your minute up, I'm afraid.

0:38:420:38:45

I now need your three answers.

0:38:450:38:46

What are you going to go for?

0:38:460:38:48

-Finding Nemo.

-Finding Nemo for Geoffrey Rush.

0:38:480:38:51

For Geoffrey Rush, Finding Nemo.

0:38:510:38:53

And Shine for Geoffrey Rush.

0:38:530:38:56

Shine.

0:38:560:38:57

Jeremy Irons, we're going to go for...

0:38:570:39:00

-The Man In The Iron Mask.

-The Man In The Iron Mask.

0:39:000:39:03

OK, of those three answers,

0:39:030:39:06

which do you think is your best shot at a pointless answer?

0:39:060:39:08

I think we'll go for Finding Nemo.

0:39:080:39:10

Finding Nemo goes last. Least likely be pointless?

0:39:100:39:13

-Probably Shine.

-Shine goes first.

0:39:130:39:15

So we put The Man In The Iron Mask in the middle.

0:39:150:39:17

OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board in that order, then,

0:39:170:39:20

and here they are. We have got...

0:39:200:39:23

Well, very best of luck. Three good answers on the board there,

0:39:260:39:28

let's hope one of those at least is pointless and will win you

0:39:280:39:31

that jackpot. £3,000, turning into quite a nice jackpot now.

0:39:310:39:34

What would you like to do with that?

0:39:340:39:35

Gary, I'm going to ask you first.

0:39:350:39:37

-Holiday?

-Yes.

-Yes, definitely holiday.

0:39:370:39:40

Somewhere... We prefer cold to hot,

0:39:400:39:43

so I think Scandinavia.

0:39:430:39:45

-I had a friend tell me about the Finnish Lakelands recently.

-That would be nice.

0:39:450:39:50

Oh, let's talk about your holiday plans, Gary and Hayley.

0:39:500:39:53

The Finnish Lakelands.

0:39:530:39:55

I'd like to go there, really pretty.

0:39:550:39:57

How nice. Yes, that would be nice.

0:39:570:39:58

Hayley, anything you'd like to add to that?

0:39:580:40:01

Although Gary is saying we don't like hot places,

0:40:010:40:03

we've wanted to travel around Italy for quite a while,

0:40:030:40:06

so we'd love to see Rome and Venice.

0:40:060:40:07

We've been to Florence before, so we'd like to go back there,

0:40:070:40:10

so possibly towards that, but definitely a holiday.

0:40:100:40:12

Fingers crossed. Let's hope at least one of those answers is pointless

0:40:120:40:15

and will win that jackpot for you and send you off to the north

0:40:150:40:18

-or the south, or both.

-Yeah.

0:40:180:40:21

Let's have a look. Shine was the very first answer you gave.

0:40:210:40:24

In this case, we were looking for Geoffrey Rush films.

0:40:240:40:26

This was one you thought was probably least likely to be pointless,

0:40:260:40:29

but if it were to be pointless, it would win you £3,000.

0:40:290:40:31

Let's see how many people said Shine.

0:40:310:40:33

Shine is absolutely right.

0:40:370:40:39

That's the first thing it needs to be,

0:40:390:40:42

the second thing it has to be is pointless.

0:40:420:40:43

Down it goes through the 30s.

0:40:430:40:45

Through the 20s and into the teens.

0:40:450:40:46

Still going down into single figures.

0:40:460:40:48

Yes, still going down through the single figures.

0:40:480:40:50

You've done it! CHEERING

0:40:500:40:53

Very well done.

0:40:550:40:57

There we go. Congratulations.

0:41:010:41:03

Shine.

0:41:030:41:05

Your first answer.

0:41:050:41:06

A pointless answer.

0:41:060:41:08

Wow, talk about smash and grab.

0:41:080:41:10

What about that? Fantastic.

0:41:100:41:12

He won an Oscar for that.

0:41:120:41:13

Well, I know, our 100 people maybe didn't know that.

0:41:130:41:16

Well, clearly didn't know that. What am I talking about?

0:41:160:41:19

But, listen, you have won our jackpot of £3,000.

0:41:190:41:22

You'll be going home with that. Very well done indeed, Gary and Hayley.

0:41:220:41:26

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:260:41:28

Yes, as you say, 1997 Oscars, he won Best Actor for Shine.

0:41:300:41:34

Amazing. So very, very well done.

0:41:340:41:36

The Man In The Iron Mask would have scored you 6 points.

0:41:360:41:38

Finding Nemo, which Geoffrey Rush did a voice for,

0:41:380:41:41

also a pointless answer.

0:41:410:41:43

-Very well done.

-APPLAUSE

0:41:430:41:45

You played about as well as it's possible to play Pointless,

0:41:490:41:52

so lovely to have you here.

0:41:520:41:53

Let's take a look at the pointless answers for the different questions.

0:41:530:41:56

We'll start with Joe Pesci.

0:41:560:41:57

You could have had...

0:41:570:42:00

So, some big films here.

0:42:020:42:03

The Public Eye. Easy Money, as well. Jimmy Hollywood.

0:42:030:42:06

Gone Fishing. The Good Shepherd,

0:42:060:42:08

so some good pointless answers out there.

0:42:080:42:10

Jeremy Irons now.

0:42:100:42:11

And another Oscar-winning performance here.

0:42:110:42:14

Reversal Of Fortune, which he won his Best Actor Oscar for.

0:42:140:42:18

Kingdom Of Heaven as well, David Lynch's Inland Empire,

0:42:180:42:21

and Cronenberg's Dead Ringers, all pointless answers,

0:42:210:42:24

well done if you said any of those.

0:42:240:42:25

Now, Geoffrey Rush.

0:42:250:42:27

Again, some big films here.

0:42:270:42:29

Elizabeth was a pointless answer.

0:42:300:42:31

Mystery Men, Shine, The Tailor Of Panama.

0:42:310:42:34

I think the film you were thinking of was Lantana.

0:42:340:42:36

-Lantana, yeah.

-And that was a pointless answer as well.

0:42:360:42:38

Would have been a terrific one.

0:42:380:42:40

Very well done if you said any of those at home.

0:42:400:42:42

Thanks very much, Richard. And thanks, once again, to our winning

0:42:420:42:44

players, Gary and Hayley, who go away with today's jackpot of £3,000.

0:42:440:42:48

Very well done. APPLAUSE

0:42:480:42:53

Join us next time when we'll be putting more obscure knowledge

0:42:540:42:57

to the test on Pointless. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard.

0:42:570:43:00

-Goodbye.

-And it's goodbye from me. Goodbye.

0:43:000:43:03

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