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Thank you very much indeed. Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong and welcome to Pointless - | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
the show where the lowest scorers are the biggest winners. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
Let's meet today's players. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
And couple number one. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
-My name's Steve, I'm from Portsmouth. This is my friend Josh from Horsham. -Couple number two. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
Hello, my name's Ian, this is Pauline, my wife, and we're both from Consett in County Durham. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
Couple number three. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Hello, my name's Tom, this is my sister-in-law Tilda and we're from Lytham Saint Annes. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
And finally, couple number four. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
Hi, my name's Carl, this is my wife Tania, and we're from Ruislip. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
And these are today's contestants. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Thanks very much, all of you. A very warm welcome to the show. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Lovely to have you here. We'll get to chat to you each throughout the show as it goes along. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
So that just leaves one more person for me to introduce - totally irreplaceable... | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
because he's the only one who can work the coffee machine in the staff canteen. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
-It's my Pointless friend. It's Richard. -Hiya. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:15 | 0:01:16 | |
Hey, everybody. Afternoon. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
-Good afternoon to you. -Good afternoon. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Oh, we've had some lovely shows recently. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
-Haven't they been nice? -Really have had a treat. I suspect we're going to have another lovely one. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
-Look at this lot. -I know. -Aren't they nice? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Only one returning pair, Steve and Josh, | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
knocked out in round two last time - but look at the quality... | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
-I know. -..we've replaced the others with. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
I would say I liked the people in the last show, | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
but this to me seems a step up... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
-I know. -..I would say. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
There's a terrific moustache on the show as well, and | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
I don't know if you've spotted that, but a real cracker. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
I mean, we've had some good ones but that's, I mean, it's, you know | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
what? It's not over-showy but it's quite elaborate. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:55 | |
-Yeah. -It's beautifully kept as well. -Yeah, yeah. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
I suspect anyone who's got HD at home even now will be like... | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
ALEX WHISTLES | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
-Whoa! -"How about that? How about that?" | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Shall we make a television programme? | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
-What do you think? -Yes! Come on. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
-Let's do it, shall we? -Come on, we'll do it. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Now, I'm going to start off with a bulletin. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Sally and Stuart didn't win the jackpot last time, | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
I know, which means we add another £1,000 to it. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
So today's jackpot starts off at this... | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Right, if everyone's ready, let's play Pointless. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
Remember this, if nothing else, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
the pair with the highest score at the end of each round | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
will be eliminated. So as long as your scores are lovely and low, you have nothing to fear. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
Best of luck to all four pairs. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
Our first category today is... | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
who's going to go second? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:52 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
OK. And the question concerns... | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
-Richard. -Little things, yeah, absolutely. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
The first time anyone's said "little things" and then pointed at me! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Yeah. We're going to show you seven clues on each board and the answers to each of these clues contain the | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
word "little" somewhere in them. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
So, seven on the first board, seven on the second, 14 in all to have a go at at home. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
-Very best of luck. -Thank you very much. OK. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
So we are looking for the little things that are missing from these clues. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Here is our first board of seven. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
I'll read those all one last time. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
Josh, welcome back to Pointless. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
Remind us what you do, Josh. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
-I'm an insurance broker. -You broke insurance. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
-Where are you based, doing your insurance broking? -In Guildford. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Is it a particular kind of insurance that you sell, or is it just general? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
It's corporate. We're group insurance. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
I see, right you are. And what do you like doing when the insurance | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
-day is done? -Mainly getting out and about, | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
and not being stuck behind a desk is a good start. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
That is a very good start. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Yeah. OK. Now, Josh, this board. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
-What would you like to go for? -Erm... | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
Not a great board for me. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Probably have to go for the girl group, which is Little Mix. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
Little Mix, says Josh. Let's see how many of our 100 people said Little Mix. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
It's right. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
59 for Little Mix. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
They all auditioned as solo singers, then got put into two groups, | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
and then got put into one group, | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
in the way that these things happen on X Factor. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
-They've done very well for themselves, Little Mix. -They have. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
-Still going, still sell a lot of records, yeah. Great band. -Yeah. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
-Now then, Pauline, welcome. -Hi. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Lovely to have you here from Consett in County Durham. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
-What do you do up in Consett? -I work at the leisure centre. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
-I'm a business support assistant at the leisure centre in Consett. -Oh, now, that's nice. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
-I always imagine people in leisure centres are happy, most of the time. -Very happy. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Does it smell a bit of chlorine? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
-A little bit, yeah. -Oh, but that's a happy smell, chlorine. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
-It is. -When you turn up at work, Pauline, do you wear a tracksuit, | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
or do you wear business clothes? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
No, I wear business clothes. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
OK. You have to ask that because sometimes in a leisure centre... | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
We should turn up in tracksuits. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
I do. I run in everyday with a sweatband. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
-Oh, do you? -Yeah. | 0:05:58 | 0:05:59 | |
-That is... I have yet to see that. -All right. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Now then, Pauline. Pauline, what would you like to go for on our board? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Well, I'm a little bit limited, I haven't got very much choice there, | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
so I'm going to go for the | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
last item on the board, | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
which is the womenswear by Coco Chanel, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
the little black dress. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
Little black dress, says Pauline. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people got little black dress. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
It's right. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
59's our only score at this point and you pass it. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Look at that. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
35 for little black dress. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
Yeah, possibly the most famous example is Audrey Hepburn's in | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
Breakfast at Tiffany's. It sold for £410,000. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
That was in 2006, and it was in the sale, so... | 0:06:43 | 0:06:48 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
Tom, a warm welcome to you. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
Great to have you here - from Lytham St Annes? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
-That's right. -And what keeps you busy up there, Tom? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
I'm an accountant, or a financial controller, | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
for a small group of companies. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
-By day. -By day! -But what do you do when you put your audit books away? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
-At night? -Yes. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
I lie on the sofa watching trash TV. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
Television man! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
And at weekends I watch Blackpool...Football Club. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Oh, the football club! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
-Yeah. -I thought you might just watch... -No. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Cos Lytham St Annes, you get a lovely view of Blackpool. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-Just keeping an eye! -Just keep an eye and just watch it. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
-It's a lovely place. -Lovely place, Blackpool. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
-Now, Tom... -Yes. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
..what would you like to go for on our board? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
I'd like to go for the stage name of Cyril Mead. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
-I think it's Syd Little. -Syd Little, says Tom. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Let's see if it's right, let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
APPLAUSE 32. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Well, it's our new low scorer there, Tom. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
-Thank you. -Well-played, Tom. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
That's a great answer. Ran a restaurant, | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
well, a pub restaurant, in Fleetwood for four or five years, | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
-not a million miles from you. -Yeah, there you go. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Carl, welcome to Pointless. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
It's good to have you here, from Ruislip... | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
-That's right. -..where they have that beautiful lido. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
Yes, it's quite stunning. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
It is lovely there. And what do you do, Carl? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
I'm a project manager at my local council. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Right you are, so what sort of projects do you manage? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
So I work in the digital services team, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
so we work on a number of websites, forms, | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
and just processes that help residents to transact online, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
rather than calling us. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
-Very good. How long have you been doing it? -About three years, now. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Has that department just got bigger and bigger and bigger? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Yeah, it's steadily growing. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Yeah, I should think so. And what are your interests, Carl? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
Quite a keen poker player. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
He's got a good poker face! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
Mmm. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
That's a compliment. There we are. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Now, Carl, the board here behind me is all yours. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
Yeah, unfortunately, I know one. It's not the one I wanted, | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
all the ones I wanted have been taken, | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
so I'm going to be forced to say | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
fairy tale character who encounters | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
the Big Bad Wolf on her way to visit | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
her grandma is Little Red Riding Hood. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Little Red Riding Hood, says Carl. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Little Red Riding Hood. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Well, 59... | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
I was about to say 59 is our, the high score - it's not. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
I'm stopped by our new high score, which is 90. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Yeah, they have that story around the world, | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
and in Africa it's a hyena or a fox rather than a wolf, | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
and in East Asia it's one of the big cats, normally. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
But we have a wolf. Same story, though. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
-Yeah. -Didn't happen, it's not a true story. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
It was made up. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Now, let's go through the rest of these, shall we? | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Do you know the novel? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
I do, it's something Dog Little. I want to say... | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Nearly. Vernon God Little. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
Vernon God Little, sorry. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
Vernon God Little would have scored you three. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-State capital of Arkansas? -Little Rock. -Is Little Rock. -Yep. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
That would have scored you 41. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
Do you know this one? It's a tough one. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Little Caesar. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
That would have scored six points. So Vernon God Little, best answer on the board. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
-Well done if you got that. -Thank you very much. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
We are halfway through the round, let's take a look at our scores. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
It was quite a high-scoring round, that one. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
But, Tom, very well done indeed. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
32, the best score there. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
So, Tom and Tilda, I suggest you will be going into the next round. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
That's how it looks, anyway, from here. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
35 is where we find Pauline and Ian, | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
59 is where we find Josh and Steve, | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
and 90, Carl and Tania. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Yes, that was quite high. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
-Might you have known any of the other ones, do you think? Little Rock? No? -No. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
Tania, we need a low score from you. Good luck with that. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
We're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
OK, we're going to put seven more little things up on the board and here they are. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
I'm going to read those all one last time. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
-Tania. -Yeah. -Welcome to Pointless, good to have you here. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
-Thank you. -What do you do, Tania? -I'm a secondary school teacher. | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
I teach French and Spanish. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
-Up to A Level? -Up to A Level. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Up to A Level. So your languages are pretty good? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
-They're not bad. -What do you like getting up to in the holidays? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Ooh! When I'm on school holidays or after work, | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
I like to spend time with our two-year-old. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
-Lovely. -So, yeah, it's just quality time | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
and trying to teach him Portuguese, as well. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-Oh, that's clever. -Yeah. -That's clever. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-How's it going in? -Not too bad. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Not too bad. It's going in, he's not getting much out at the minute, | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
-but he's only two. -It takes a while. He's only two. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
-Yeah. -And he's two? -Yeah. -That's impressive. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Anyway, Tania, new board, we need a low score. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Yes. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
I know two, but I'm going to go with the one I'm more confident on, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
which is Little Shop of Horrors, for musical and film about a plant that | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
-drinks human blood. -Little Shop of Horrors, says Tania. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
There is no red line for you. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:33 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Little Shop of Horrors. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
It's right. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
You see? That's a good answer. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
41 for Little Shop of Horrors, taking your total up to... | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
In the original film version, | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
there's actually a very early role for Jack Nicholson, | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
plays a dental patient, | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
which is the role that Bill Murray plays in the remake. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
Thanks very much, Richard. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-Now then, Tilda, welcome to Pointless. -Thank you. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Great to have you here. What do you do? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
Well, I'm retired now. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
I early retired. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
What did you do? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
I used to work for Premium Bonds. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Oh, that's fun, for Ernie? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Yes, Ernie, yes. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:15 | |
So what were you doing for them? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
I did all sorts, really. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
I worked in the banking side and I worked in the prize draw branch. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
It's still very popular, isn't it, Premium Bonds? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
It is still very popular, yes. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Now then, Tilda, there you are, you're on 32. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
The highest scorers are on 131, so 98 or less keeps you in the game. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
OK. Well, I think I'll play it safe, then, I think, | 0:13:32 | 0:13:37 | |
and I'll say the musician who had a founding role in rock and roll, | 0:13:37 | 0:13:43 | |
and I'll say Little Richard. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
Little Richard, Little Richard, says Tilda. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
There is your red line. If you can get below that with Little Richard, | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
you're into the next round. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Through you go, look at that. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
58, taking your total up to a nice round 90. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Well-played, Tilda. Did exactly what you had to do there. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
Little Richard is of course my arch enemy. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Ooh! Ooh! | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
Thank you, Richard. Ian. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
-Hello. -Welcome, welcome. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
How long have you been growing that moustache? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
About two years, now. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-Ah! -I'm cultivating it. -It's a great moustache. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
-Do you wax it? -Yes, I put wax on it, yes. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
How often? Morning and night? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
Nearly every half an hour or so, I keep giving a little twirl. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
-Do you keep the wax in your pocket? -Oh, yeah, I've got wax and the little comb. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
And how do you do it? Just rub it on the fingers there? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Just rub it in and just give a little twirl. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
-You've got a comb?! -Oh, yeah. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
-A tache comb? -Mmm. Haven't got it with us. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
ALEX GASPS LAUGHTER | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
-Had you ever had a moustache before that? -No. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
Did it take a bit of getting used to? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
It did, yes. I was going to shave it off but my wife and kids says, | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
-"Leave it on, Dad, you look better." -I like this bit here. -Thank you very much. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
Little Tom Waits thing there, going on under the lip. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
That must have a name. That must be called something. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
-I'm going to call it Simon! -Just tache. -That's great. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
Now, Ian, we have a game on our hands... | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-Right. -..in that you need to give me a correct answer, basically. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
95 or less gets you through. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
Well, there's a couple on there I know but I think I'm just going to | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
stay safe and go for the member of Robin Hood's band of merry men, | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
-Little John. -Little John, says Ian. Here's your red line. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
If you get below that with Little John, you're into round two. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
How many people said it? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
It's right. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
76, takes your total up to... | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Yeah, portrayed as a bear in the Disney version of the story, | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
-but actually was a man. -Actually, yeah. That's misleading, isn't it? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
It is misleading, yeah. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
Thank you very much. Now, Steve, welcome back. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
-Remind us what you do. -Yeah, I'm a corporate insurance broker. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
Corporate insurance. And when you put that behind you at the end of | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
each day, what do you like to do? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
I just like spending time with my family. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:56 | |
Very nice. How big is your family? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
We've got a little girl, a four-year-old, | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
-so she keeps us busy. -Very busy. What's her name? -Lily. -Hi, Lily. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
Very good. Now, Steve, Josh did pretty well in the first pass there. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
71 is all you have to score to stay in the game. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
I think I know two of them. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Do you want to talk through the board? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Yeah, I think the 2006 Steve Carrell film is Stuart Little. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
But I think I'm more confident on the bottom one there. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
The actor who was in the Royle Family and Two Pints of Lager as | 0:16:24 | 0:16:27 | |
-being Ralf Little. -You're going to go for Ralf Little. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Here is your red line. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:30 | |
If you get below this red line with Ralf Little, you're into round two. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
How many people said it? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
It's right. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
And you're through! Very well done. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
Good answer. 31... | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
..taking your total up to 90. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Good work, Steve. Yeah, the Steve Carrell film, not Stuart Little. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
That's not named after Roger Hargreaves' book and he wasn't in it. Other than that, it's perfect. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
-It's... -Little Miss Sunshine. -Little Miss Sunshine. Such a lovely film, isn't it? | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
-Such a sweet film. -Two points for that. Well worth watching if you haven't seen it. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
The US series? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
You will remember this when I tell you. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
-Little House On The Prairie. -Oh, of course. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
-Oh, for goodness' sake. -Would have scored 26 points. -Yes. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
And the book by Frances Hodgson Burnett? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
This is Little Lord Fauntleroy. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
Exactly right, and that would have scored 14. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
-So, Little Miss Sunshine, best answer on the board. -Thank you very much indeed. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
So, we are at the end of our first round. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
Oh, and, Tanya, Carl, I'm afraid this is where we have to say goodbye to you. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:28 | |
But we will see you again next time, I'm sure you'll go much, much further, but | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
-in the meantime, thank you very much indeed, Tanya and Karl. -Thank you. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
But for the remaining three pairs, it's now time for Round Two. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Well, what about that? Three pairs remain. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:47 | |
At the end of this round, we will have to say goodbye to another pair. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
But, Steve, you are to be congratulated, | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
the lowest individual score of the round for Ralf Little there. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
And our lowest combined scores. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
You were drawn, actually. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
Tom and Tilda and Steve and Josh together on 90. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
So, yes, what I'm saying is this is going to be close. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
But best of luck to all three pairs. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Our category for Round Two today is... | 0:18:04 | 0:18:07 | |
Can you all decide in your pairs who's going to go first, who's going to go second? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
And whoever's going first, please step up to the podium. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
OK, and the question concerns... | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
-Richard. -We're going to show you a board now of 16 film and TV | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
characters who are better known as captains. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Can you tell us who these characters are, please? | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
OK, thank you very much, Richard. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
So, we're going to put these captains up on the board. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
That board will remain for the entire round. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
We won't be changing halfway through. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
OK, so let's reveal our image. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
There they all are. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
All of those captains. | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Now then... | 0:18:50 | 0:18:52 | |
Steve, can you name an obscure captain from that board? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
OK, I think I've got one... | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
..and I think I'm going to go with Captain Scarlet. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Captain Scarlet, says Steve. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
It's right. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
44 for Captain Scarlet, Steve. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:22 | |
Not bad. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Yeah, Captain Scarlet, from Captain Scarlet And The Mysterons. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:31 | |
-There he is, look. -Yeah. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
-44 points. -Thank you, Richard. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Tom, what would you like to go for on our board of captains? | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
I know one or two of them, it's just which is the lowest of those? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
Erm... | 0:19:42 | 0:19:43 | |
Captain Pugwash. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
Captain Pugwash, says Tom. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Captain Pugwash. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
It's right. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Oh, 75... | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
for Captain Pugwash. Big score, that. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
That is a big score for Captain Pugwash, isn't it? | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
-Goodness me. -Created by... | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
-John Ryan. -John Ryan, yeah. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
-Aw! -75 points for that. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
There we are. Now, thank you, Richard. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
Pauline, how do you like our board of captains, | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
our captains' table? | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
I can name a couple but I know they are going to be quite high. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
The choice I'm going to make is... | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
-Captain Mainwaring. -Captain Mainwaring, says Pauline. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Captain Mainwaring. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
Well, it's right. 75 is our high score and you pass it. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:35 | |
64 for Captain Mainwaring. Not bad. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
There's a life-size bronze statue of Captain Mainwaring in Thetford, | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
which is where an awful lot of the scenes were shot in Thetford | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
and around Thetford Forest as well. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
-That's nice. -There's a Dad's Army museum there. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Excellent. Thank you very much, Richard. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Well, we're halfway through our second round. Let's take a look at those scores. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
44, Steve, well done. 44, the best score of that pass. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
Then up to 64 is where we find Pauline and Ian. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
And then 75 is where we find Tom and Tilda. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
So, yes, Tilda, we're going to need a low score from you in the next pass, so good luck with that. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
We're going to come back down the line now. Can the second players please step up to the podium? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
OK. Now then, Ian... | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
How do you like our captains? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
There's a couple, same as Pauline, there's a couple on there that I | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
-know and it's just trying to keep away from the high ones. -Yeah. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
So I'm going to go for... | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
Captain America. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Captain America, says Ian. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Here is your red line. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
You want to be scoring that to get through to the next round. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Captain America. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
60 for Captain America. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
124 is your total. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
You might have done enough there, Ian. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Yeah, brilliant films, the Captain America films. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
Really genuinely great series of films. Played by Chris Evans. | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
Thank you. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Now then, Tilda, you're on 75. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
The high scorers are on 124 - | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
48 or less is your target. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
OK. Well, I know about three of them. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
So I think I'll go for Captain Jack Sparrow. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:19 | |
Jack Sparrow, says Tilda. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Captain Jack Sparrow. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
There is your red line. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
It's right. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:27 | |
54 for Captain Jack Sparrow, taking your total up to 129. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:36 | |
Yeah, just slightly too many. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
There's a wonderful Lonely Island song with Michael Bolton that | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
-features Jack Sparrow. -Very good. Thank you. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
Now, Josh. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Josh, you're on 44. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
84 or less keeps you in the game. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
I'm going to go for Captain Caveman. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Captain Caveman, says Josh. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Here is your red line. If you get below that, you are through to the head-to-head. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
How many people said Captain Caveman? | 0:22:57 | 0:22:59 | |
It's right. And you're through. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:03 | |
Very well done. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
31. Takes your total up to 75. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
I used to love Captain Caveman, did you? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
-Used to be on in the school holidays, didn't it? -Mmm. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
Now, there's some low scorers up here. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
In fact, the one next to Captain Pugwash is a low scorer. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
It's from Jaws. It's Captain Quint. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Very well done if you said that. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
1 point for that. Next to Captain Quint is of course Captain Hook. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
He would have scored you 62. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
And next to Captain Hook, this is the only Pointless answer on the board. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
It's the US kids TV character Captain Kangaroo. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Very well done if you said that. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
On the next row, from Firefly, Captain Malcolm Reynolds. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
Well done if you got that, if you like that show, four points. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
A very low score now for Captain Han Solo - | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
would have scored you 45. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:55 | |
John Barrowman there as Captain... | 0:23:55 | 0:23:56 | |
-Harkness. -Jack Harkness, yeah. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
21. Next to Captain Scarlet is Captain Ahab. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:04 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
Would have scored you eight. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
Right down the bottom there, Captain Nemo. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
19 points for him. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
And then you've got Chris Pine as Captain James T Kirk. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
38 points. And that's Tom Hanks from Saving Private Ryan but his | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
character name is John Miller. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
That would have scored you two points, so well played if you said that. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
So, at the end of our second round, I'm afraid, Tom and Tilda, | 0:24:25 | 0:24:28 | |
we have to say goodbye to you. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:29 | |
-Oh, I'm so sorry. Well, we'll see you again next time. -Thank you. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
I'm sure you'll go much further then. But, in the meantime, | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
-thank you very much for playing, Tom and Tilda. -Thank you. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
But for the remaining two pairs, it's now time for our head-to-head. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
Congratulations, Steve and Josh, Ian and Pauline, | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
you are now one step closer to the final and a chance to play for that | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
jackpot, which currently stands at... | 0:24:54 | 0:24:59 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
Ooh, indeed. You have now made it to the head-to-head, | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
which means you are now allowed to confer before you give your answers | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
and the first pair to win two questions will be playing for that jackpot. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
I'm not sure I could call this. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:11 | |
Let's play the head-to-head. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
OK, here comes your first question and it concerns... | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
-Richard. -I'm going to give you five clues now to people who have | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
occupational surnames, surnames which are occupations. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:32 | |
-I don't know how else to put that. -I don't know, either. -You know occupations? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
-Yeah. -And you know surnames? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
This is where those two concepts coincide. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Wow! OK. Let's reveal our five.. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
..occupational surnames. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Here they are. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Let me read those one last time. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:10 | |
Steve and Josh, you're the low scorers, so you will go first. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Yeah, we're going to go with the artist who painted the Hay Wain | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
-as John Constable. -John Constable, say Steve and Josh. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
Now, then, Ian and Pauline, do you fancy talking us through that board? | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
We think the real name of Fatboy Slim is Norman Cook | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
and the actor who played the fourth Doctor between '74 and '81 was... | 0:26:52 | 0:26:57 | |
-Tom Baker. -Tom Baker. | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
And I think we'll go with Norman Cook. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
Norman Cook, say Ian and Pauline. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
So, we have John Constable and Norman Cook. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
Steve and Josh said John Constable - | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
let's see how many of our 100 people have said that. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
It's right. | 0:27:16 | 0:27:17 | |
Ooh, 57 for John Constable. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Ian and Pauline, meanwhile, have gone for Norman Cook. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Let's see if that's right for Fatboy Slim. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
It is right. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:34 | |
And it wins you the point. Very well done. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
Down we go. Norman Cook for 22, | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
and it means - Ian and Pauline, very well done - | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
after one question, you are up 1-0. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
You chose the right one there. Although Tom Baker also would have won you the points, | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
would have scored more than 22, would have scored you 50. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
Baker being the job there, | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
which is different to cook. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:58 | |
Do you know the director of the film? | 0:27:59 | 0:28:01 | |
-I don't. -It's a job that you have beginning with S. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:05 | |
-A job that I have beginning with S. -Yeah. | 0:28:05 | 0:28:09 | |
It's Barry Stuntman. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:13 | |
-Ah! -It's not. No, it's a job you have. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:16 | |
Other than this, what jobs do you do? | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
I've got it. Is it Bryan Singer? | 0:28:18 | 0:28:20 | |
It is Bryan Singer, yes. | 0:28:20 | 0:28:21 | |
Very well done. That would've scored you 7 points. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:25 | |
And this last one, this is a good job. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
Can you think of any jobs beginning with F? | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
Er... | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
-Farmer? -There you go. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:32 | |
It's not a farmer. Not Jimmy Farmer? | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
-No. -Farrier. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
It's not Farrier. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
-Good. A furrier. -It's not a furrier. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
It's actually Jenni Financial Services Auditor. | 0:28:40 | 0:28:44 | |
It's not. It is Jenni, though, and it's a cool job. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:49 | |
-Jenni Falconer. -Oh, Jenni Falconer! | 0:28:49 | 0:28:51 | |
-Jenni Falconer. -Yeah. You don't think of it as a job, do you? | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
That would've scored you 1 point. | 0:28:54 | 0:28:55 | |
Thank you very much indeed, Richard. Here is your second question. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
Now, Steve and Josh, you have to win this one to stay in the game. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:01 | |
But Ian and Pauline get to answer first, so good luck with that. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
The second question today is all about West End musicals. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:10 | |
-Richard. -Yes, simply five pictures taken at West End musicals. | 0:29:10 | 0:29:14 | |
Can you name the musicals, please? | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
OK, let's reveal our five pictures and here they come. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
We've got... | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
There we are. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
Five West End musicals. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:52 | |
Now, Ian and Pauline, you will go first. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
I'm not a fan of West End musicals, really... | 0:30:00 | 0:30:03 | |
..so I'm going to go for A and hope it's Cabaret. | 0:30:04 | 0:30:09 | |
Cabaret, say Ian and Pauline. | 0:30:09 | 0:30:11 | |
Cabaret. Now, then, Steve and Josh... | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
-Do you want to talk us through that board? -We can try. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
I think we think that C is Les Mis. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:22 | |
A, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
I know what D is. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
I'm going to kick myself. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:33 | |
-Go C. -Just go for C. -We'll go with C, Les Miserables. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:37 | |
Les Miserables. OK, so we have Cabaret and Les Miserables. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:41 | |
Ian and Pauline said Cabaret for E. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:43 | |
Let's see if that's right. Let's see how many of our 100 people said it. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:46 | |
Oh! | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
Not Cabaret. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
So, Steve and Josh, you just have to be right with your answer, | 0:30:54 | 0:30:57 | |
which is Les Miserables for C. | 0:30:57 | 0:31:00 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Les Mis for C. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
Well, 27 people said it, | 0:31:10 | 0:31:11 | |
but crucially it was right. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:13 | |
And that means, after two questions, it's 1-1. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
Well done, Steve and Josh, back in the game. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
You were right about A. It would have been a risk to go for it, but | 0:31:18 | 0:31:21 | |
it was Charlie And The Chocolate Factory - | 0:31:21 | 0:31:22 | |
would have scored 12 points. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
The best answer on the board is B, which is A Little Night Music. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
That would have scored you 1 point. | 0:31:27 | 0:31:30 | |
D is the brilliant Book Of Mormon. | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
That would have scored 6 points. | 0:31:35 | 0:31:38 | |
And E, not Cabaret, but Chicago. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
Chicago, written by the same people, | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
but 25 points that would have scored. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
Thank you very much. So here comes your third question. | 0:31:46 | 0:31:48 | |
Whoever wins this one goes through to the final and plays for that jackpot, | 0:31:48 | 0:31:51 | |
so best of luck to both pairs. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:53 | |
Our third question is all about... | 0:31:53 | 0:31:56 | |
-Richard. -I am going to show you the names | 0:31:58 | 0:31:59 | |
of five gemstones now, but in anagram form. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
Whichever team gives us the most obscure answer is going through | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
to play for that rather lovely jackpot. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
Mmm. Let's not forget that. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
OK, let's reveal our five anagrams of gemstones and we have got... | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
I'll read those again. | 0:32:17 | 0:32:18 | |
Steve and Josh will go first. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
-Amethyst. -Josh, for which one? | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
-The top one. -Top one. OK. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
Now, Ian and Pauline... | 0:32:43 | 0:32:44 | |
Do you want to talk us through that board? | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
Amethyst was the one we were going to go for. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:52 | |
Next one down is diamond. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:54 | |
The other three we cannot see, | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
so we'll just have to go for...we'll have to go for a diamond. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
OK, you're going to go for diamond. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
So we have amethyst and we have diamond. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
Steve and Josh, you went for amethyst - let's see how many of our 100 people said that. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
It's right! | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
35 for amethyst. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:17 | |
CHEERING APPLAUSE | 0:33:17 | 0:33:21 | |
Ian and Pauline, meanwhile, have gone for diamond. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
Let's see how many people got that for Don Maid. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
It's right. Ooh! | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
90 people got diamond. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:33 | |
Very well done. That means, after three questions, Steve and Josh, | 0:33:35 | 0:33:38 | |
you are through to the final - 2-1. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:39 | |
Well-played, gents. There is an answer out there that would | 0:33:39 | 0:33:42 | |
have beaten amethyst. It's not the next one down, which is... | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
Do you know that one? | 0:33:45 | 0:33:46 | |
-Garnet. -Oh, of course, it's garnet. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:49 | |
That would have scored 37. | 0:33:49 | 0:33:50 | |
The bottom one... | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
-Emerald. -..is emerald | 0:33:52 | 0:33:53 | |
and that would have scored you 59. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
And do you know this next one? | 0:33:56 | 0:33:57 | |
It's the birthstone for August. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
It's a peridot, or a peridot. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
-Ah. -And that would have scored 12 points, so very well done if you said that at home. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
So, the pair leaving us at the end of the head-to-head round, I'm afraid, Ian and Pauline. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:10 | |
Nothing... | 0:34:10 | 0:34:11 | |
I was about to say nothing wrong with any of your answers. There was something wrong. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:15 | |
Yes. The Cabaret Chicago mix-up, but we'll draw a veil over that. | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
We will see you again next time, which is very good news for us. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:20 | |
Otherwise it would all have been over in one show, and that's just one show too few. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:23 | |
But thank you so much for playing so well today. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
Ian and Pauline. | 0:34:26 | 0:34:27 | |
CHEERING APPLAUSE | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
But, for Steve and Josh, it's now time for our Pointless final. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
Congratulations, Steve and Josh, | 0:34:37 | 0:34:39 | |
you have seen off all the competition | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
and you have won our coveted Pointless trophy. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
You now have a chance to win our Pointless jackpot. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:52 | |
At the end of today's show, the jackpot is standing at £4,750. | 0:34:52 | 0:34:56 | |
CHEERING APPLAUSE | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
Well, very, very impressive. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
A nice, slow, steady, calm, confident performance across the show. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:07 | |
You came from behind in the head-to-head. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
You were 1-0 down and you came through to win, | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
so I think the stage is set for an impressive jackpot win here. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
What would you like to see come up in this last round to help you win that? | 0:35:15 | 0:35:19 | |
Well, I'd like to see something football-related. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:22 | |
-Were you going to say geography? -Geography, or something religious, maybe. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:28 | |
-OK. -Don't want to hedge my bets too early | 0:35:28 | 0:35:30 | |
cos it'll come up and I'll fail, so... | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
Football, geography and religion. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
Let's see what's on the board! | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
-London transport's going to be about tubes, isn't it? -Yeah, probably. -I think that's.... | 0:35:48 | 0:35:52 | |
I haven't got a clue about films and I'm rubbish on music, | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
and I don't know much about Formula 1. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:58 | 0:35:59 | |
-And, frankly, I'm not great with London transport. -Let's do it, then. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
We'll go with London transport. | 0:36:02 | 0:36:04 | |
-There we go, good luck. -OK, very best of luck, gents. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:09 | |
You wait 20 minutes for a question, then three turn up at once. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
Let's take a look at them. We're looking for the name of any | 0:36:11 | 0:36:14 | |
London's Docklands Light Railway stations, please... | 0:36:14 | 0:36:17 | |
according to the standard Tube map. | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
We're looking for any London Overground stations | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
in zones one and two, | 0:36:22 | 0:36:24 | |
so they have to be on the London Overground network, please, zones one and two. | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
Again, according to the Transport For London map. Or, any London Tube stations at all beginning with | 0:36:27 | 0:36:31 | |
consonants B, C, D, F or G. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
So Docklands Light Railway stations, | 0:36:34 | 0:36:37 | |
zone one and two Overground stations, | 0:36:37 | 0:36:39 | |
and Tube stations beginning with B, C, D, F or G. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
Very best of luck. | 0:36:42 | 0:36:43 | |
OK. Now, as always, you've got up to one minute | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
to come up with three answers and all you need to win that jackpot | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
is for just one of those answers to be pointless. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
Are you ready? | 0:36:50 | 0:36:52 | |
-Yes. -OK, let's put 60 seconds up on the clock. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
There they are. Your time starts now. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:56 | |
-OK. -Got to go for the Tube stations. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
I don't know anything on the Docklands Light Railway. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
Yeah, I know the obvious ones. | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
-Yeah. -B - Bank, is that one? | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
-Greenwich. -Greenwich, yeah. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
-Camden, is that one? -Camden Town. | 0:37:07 | 0:37:10 | |
-Covent Garden. -Canning Town? | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
Must be some that are out on the outskirts somewhere that's... | 0:37:13 | 0:37:16 | |
I'm struggling badly here. | 0:37:18 | 0:37:19 | |
-Can't think of anything. -Zone one and two London Overground stations, | 0:37:19 | 0:37:23 | |
does that stop at Blackfriars? Blackfriars? | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
-Yeah. -You happy to put Blackfriars on there? That is, yeah, that is a thing. -Er... | 0:37:26 | 0:37:30 | |
-Yeah. -This isn't going to go well. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:34 | |
-Er... -Canning Town? -Canning Town? | 0:37:35 | 0:37:37 | |
-Camden Town. Is that too obvious? -Yeah, I think it's too obvious. | 0:37:37 | 0:37:41 | |
-Greenwich. -Greenwich? -Nah. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:42 | |
We haven't got much else. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:45 | |
-Ten seconds left. -Canning and Camden, | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
and then go for Blackfriars for overground, just in case someone doesn't know what the overground is. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:52 | |
-OK. We'll do it. -Yeah? -We'll do that, yeah. -Sweet. -OK. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:57 | |
OK, that's your time up. Let's have your three answers and if you could say which category you're | 0:37:57 | 0:38:00 | |
answering in each case, that'd be great. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
OK, in the third category, London stations beginning with C, | 0:38:02 | 0:38:07 | |
we're going to go with Canning Town. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
-Canning Town. -Camden Town. | 0:38:09 | 0:38:11 | |
-Camden Town. -And we're going to go for... | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
For the Overground station, Blackfriars. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
Blackfriars for the Overground stations in zones one and two. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:20 | |
OK, of those three, which is your best shot at a pointless answer? | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
-Canning Town. -Canning Town goes last. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:24 | |
Least likely to be pointless? | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
-BOTH: -Blackfriars. -Blackfriars goes first, | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
OK, with Camden Town in the middle. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
OK, well, let's put those answers up on the board | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
in that order then, and here they are. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
We have got... | 0:38:35 | 0:38:36 | |
Well, you've found three answers there. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
What if one of these turns out to be pointless | 0:38:41 | 0:38:44 | |
and wins that jackpot for you? | 0:38:44 | 0:38:46 | |
£4,750, what would you like to do with that? Steve, you first. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:50 | |
Yeah, I'd like to take my family away, maybe. | 0:38:50 | 0:38:52 | |
Our big wedding anniversary's coming up, so use it for that. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
That would be very nice. Josh, how about you? | 0:38:55 | 0:38:58 | |
I'd like to go travelling with my better half around Southeast Asia. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:01 | |
Lovely. Well, very, very best of luck. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
Three good answers. As I say, let's see how we do. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
Blackfriars. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:07 | |
In this case, we were looking for any Overground station in zones one and two. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:11 | |
If this is pointless, it will win you £4,750. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Blackfriars. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
Oh! Bad luck. An incorrect answer. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
So we move onto your next answer, which is Camden Town. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:27 | |
In this case, we were looking for any London Underground station | 0:39:27 | 0:39:31 | |
beginning with B, C, D, F or G. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
If this is pointless, again, it will win you £4,750. | 0:39:33 | 0:39:37 | |
Let's see how many of our 100 people said Camden Town. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
Is it pointless? | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
It's right. Blackfriars was an incorrect answer. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
Camden Town is absolutely right, though. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
Down we go, through the thirties, into the twenties. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
Into the teens. Into single figures, still going down. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:54 | |
Camden Town still going down to 3. OK. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:57 | |
APPLAUSE CHEERING | 0:39:57 | 0:39:59 | |
That is a brilliant answer. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:05 | |
Irritatingly, it's not a pointless answer, | 0:40:05 | 0:40:07 | |
and we only accept pointless answers in this last round, | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
but it's a good answer. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:11 | |
Your third and final answer, Canning Town. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
This is the one you thought was your best shot at a pointless answer. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:16 | |
Now, Camden Town took us down to 3. | 0:40:16 | 0:40:20 | |
Where possibly can Canning Town take us, | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
apart from lower than three, surely? | 0:40:22 | 0:40:24 | |
Let's see if it's pointless. If it is, it'll win you £4,750. | 0:40:25 | 0:40:28 | |
How many people said Canning Town? | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
It's right! | 0:40:33 | 0:40:34 | |
Blackfriars, your first answer, was incorrect. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:38 | |
Camden Town, your next answer, took us all the way down to 3. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
Canning Town takes us down into the single figures, down we go. We're still going down... Oh! | 0:40:41 | 0:40:45 | |
AUDIENCE GROANS | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:40:47 | 0:40:51 | |
-Oh, no. -Oh, bad luck. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
3 for Canning Town. | 0:40:55 | 0:40:56 | |
I thought that was definitely going to be less than Camden. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:59 | |
Bad luck. Anyway, two very good answers there. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:01 | |
Sadly, though, you didn't find that all-important pointless answer, | 0:41:01 | 0:41:04 | |
so I'm afraid you don't win today's jackpot of £4,750. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:07 | |
That will roll over onto the next show. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
But it's been wonderful to have you on the programme, and you've done so well. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
And you get a Pointless trophy to take home each, as well, so very, very well done, Steve and Josh. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
APPLAUSE CHEERING | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
Very well-played, gents. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:24 | |
Absolutely one of those days where none of the categories really | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
suited you properly. You chose the best of a bad bunch for you | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
and you made a good fist of it, so very well-played. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
Blackfriars is not on the Overground network. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
Let's take a look at the pointless answers, loads and loads and loads, | 0:41:34 | 0:41:38 | |
if you know your Tube map at all. | 0:41:38 | 0:41:39 | |
The DLR... | 0:41:39 | 0:41:41 | |
You could have had Bow Church, Stepford Bridge, Devons Road, Heron Quays, London City Airport, | 0:41:42 | 0:41:46 | |
Pudding Mill Lane, that's nice. | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
Shadwell, Stratford High Street, Stratford International - a pointless answer. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:51 | |
Tower Gateway, West India Quay, Woolwich Arsenal, also a pointless answer. | 0:41:51 | 0:41:55 | |
Well done if you said any of those. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:56 | |
Now those zone one and two London Overground stations, | 0:41:56 | 0:41:59 | |
lots of pointless answers here, as well. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:01 | |
There's a few. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:02 | |
Everything apart from - | 0:42:04 | 0:42:05 | |
these were the only ones that scored on that network - Euston, Stratford, | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
Clapham Junction, Canonbury, | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
Kensington Olympia, Liverpool Street, West Hampstead, | 0:42:10 | 0:42:12 | |
Caledonia Road and Barnsbury, Hackney Wick and Camden Road. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
Camden Road would have scored 1 point. | 0:42:15 | 0:42:16 | |
Now, to those London Tube stations again. | 0:42:16 | 0:42:19 | |
So many answers here. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:20 | |
Loads of pointless answers. Some very well-known stations. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
So, very annoying if you look through this list, | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
but it's kind of random as to which ones you're going to choose. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
Clapham Common, Farringdon, Grange Hill. | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
Barbican, Barons Court, Bayswater, Belsize Park, | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
Bermondsey, Bromley by Bow, Bow Road, | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
Chalk Farm, Chancery Lane, Chigwell, | 0:42:36 | 0:42:39 | |
Chiswick Park, Clapham North and Clapham South, Dollis Hill, | 0:42:39 | 0:42:41 | |
Fulham Broadway, Gloucester Road, Goldhawk Road, Great Portland Street, Gunnersbury - | 0:42:41 | 0:42:45 | |
lots of pointless answers. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:46 | |
Very well done if you said any of those at home. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
Thank you very much, Richard. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:50 | |
And thanks, Steve and Josh. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
I'm so sorry you didn't win our jackpot today. | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
That will roll over onto the next show, when we will be playing for... | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:57 | 0:43:00 | |
Join us, see if someone can win it. Meanwhile, it's goodbye from Richard. | 0:43:01 | 0:43:04 | |
-Goodbye. -And it's goodbye from me - goodbye. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 |