Party Like a Mock Star The Apprentice USA

Previously on The Celebrity Apprentice,

the teams were tasked with creating a viral video.

This is all about a great company, O-Cedar.

Your task this week is promoting our latest innovation,

the ProMist Spray Mop.

Good luck. Go.

On the men's team, Clay Aiken thought Penn Jillette was

making things difficult for Project manager Lou Ferrigno.

I like the idea, a superhero.

It is hackneyed and it is a cliche.

Which pushed Clay to his limit.

I'm hearing a lot of, "This isn't going to work,

"this isn't going to work," and it's frustrating

-the hell out of me.

-I thought I was trying to make it better.

No, you're being condescending, that's all you're doing.

And on the women's team, project manager Tia Carrere struggled

with strong personalities.

Do you want me to work as a director with you?

Imagine if all those cuts...

-I've directed music videos, too.

-OK.

Me, Lisa and Debbie are the strongest players.

If you're not creative then just mind your place.

When the teams presented their videos, Lou showed off his moves.

I'm going to mop the floor with you.

The days of the filthy old mop bucket are over.

And the women took a risk.

You want...

My number?

Muchos!

I know a winner when I see one.

But in the boardroom, it didn't pay off.

Lou, you've won 50,000 for your charity.

-Applause.

-Thank you.

-Nicely done, Lou.

Left to face Mr Trump, Dayana Mendoza was targeted once again.

-Who's the least valuable?

-The least valuable? Is Dayana.

And Patricia Velasquez called out Teresa Giudice.

Teresa tries very hard but I think when you assign her to do

many different things, the process is a little bit slower.

She's on the phone the whole time.

Teresa, behind the working there is a design...

I can make phone calls and get it all done.

But in the end it was Tia Carrere who held herself

accountable for the team's loss.

I approved everything.

-And I have to take responsibility.

-OK. Then, Tia, you're fired.

-Oh.

-Oh.

-Oh, man!

I didn't think she would have been fired.

-I think she had a chance of keeping it if she had...

-Absolutely.

What happened to Tia surprised me because she could have

fought in a different way and fought harder to stay.

-Ladies, welcome.

-Wow.

Come on into the air conditioning, ladies, it's nice and cool in here.

This boardroom has completely divided our team.

We can't even look at each other. Half of us aren't talking.

There's a really ice-cold vibe in the room.

It really can't be good for any task coming up.

-(I'm glad somebody finally said Patricia was

-BLEEP,

(cos she is and is on the phone all the time.)

And if she's going to throw me under the bus,

I'm going to throw her right back.

I don't believe you're slow in the friggin' least and I resented that.

You never question anything, you go, "Done, done",

-and then accusing you of being slow like they did is

-BLEEP.

Cos she just wanted to stick up for her sister.

Patricia said I was slow. Maybe she's slow,

because anybody that knows me knows I'm... That's...

I'm the opposite of slow.

Thanks for defending yourself in there against her.

And as you can see, I can stand up for myself.

Yeah, I think we saw that today.

You know what?

I still have two people who are dead weight on my team.

I'm going to get rid of Patricia and Dayana.

You know, I'm sick of both of you braindeads.

We need to let the people who don't have ideas just

fade into the background a little bit.

Just go bye-bye.

Bye.

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SHE LAUGHS

Hi.

Hi, Abbey.

I'm here today because I won my task at being project manager

and I'm here giving 50,000 that I won for my charity to Abbey.

She's living with muscular dystrophy

and the Muscular Dystrophy Association is my charity.

Tell me about yourself.

I travel around the country working with MDA spreading awareness,

raising money so we can find a cure.

Muscular dystrophy, there's over 43 different kinds of it.

For me it's in my legs and it affects my balance, but other people

they could have a hard time talking, or using their hands.

Close to birth, when I was born, I lost, like, 80% of my hearing.

And I have difficulty speaking,

and those were like a challenge for me, but as a kid

when I was growing up, you never want

to feel sorry for yourself ever.

And you never want to feel that you're handicapped.

There's no word, handicapped.

Every one of us is handicapped one ways - physically,

emotionally and mentally.

Everybody has something.

Whether you see it or whether you don't.

Exactly, you've got the best attitude.

Especially, especially... I'm sorry to be emotional,

but I'm just extremely proud to be here with you.

I felt like I... I went back in time

when I was a little child, that little boy inside of me

because she reminds me of what I had when I was young.

The proudness and the heart that she had.

And I have something to give you.

I have here a cheque...

Celebrity Apprentice...

for 50,000.

-Wow.

-Wow.

To help you if you can find a cure, cos someday you will have a cure.

Thank you so much.

-You're welcome.

-Wow.

I'm hoping for more wheelchairs, better equipment, technology

to find a cure. Someday we will have a cure for muscular dystrophy and I

think we're on the right track. And I'm really, really,

in my heart I'm proud of you because...

you know, adversity builds character,

and you're a perfect example.

-I know whenever I fall I just get right back up.

-Exactly.

-Good morning.

-ALL:

-Good morning.

-Is this the greatest city in the world?

Look at this view, look at the Hudson River,

-is there anything like it?

-No.

-No.

Nothing like it, not to me,

I'm a little bit prejudiced, but not to me.

OK...

Crystal Light is a fantastic brand that's done

really well for over 30 years.

What they've done is come up with a new line, it's called

the mocktail line of flavours.

It's really great.

Joining me today from Crystal Light are Doug and Melanie.

Melanie, what is the task?

Crystal Light is known for great tasting low-calorie beverages

and we've recently launched Crystal Light Mocktails.

These beverages are delicious low-calorie non-alcoholic

versions of famous cocktails.

Like Appletini, Margarita and Mojito.

Your task is to help us launch our two newest flavours by creating

and throwing a fabulous Crystal Light Mocktail launch party.

We'll be judging your launch party

and determining the winner based on three things...

creativity, brand messaging and the overall party atmosphere

you're able to create at your launch party.

My advisors will be Don and Ivanka.

Now, let me get a project manager first. Pick your project manager.

We'll help you, man.

Whatever speaks to you.

OK, ladies, who's your project manager?

I am the project manager and I would like to say I am a huge fan

of Crystal Light and I've lost a lot of weight drinking it, so thank you.

-Great.

-Wow, sounds like you're going to win very easily.

THEY LAUGH

I definitely have done a lot of parties being a sorority sister

and a member of Danity Kane and I also have a very strong visual eye.

I immediately felt like I would be a great leader for this task.

-Gentlemen, who is your project manager?

-I am.

-OK, very good. Clay.

It seemed that it was my turn at bat,

but Aubrey has an advantage because Aubrey is a clubber.

Just look at that hair.

Aubrey popped right out of her momma's chotch...

HE LAUGHS

..and started grabbing onto the stripper pole!

How's that, can you use that?

Now, you're going to be choosing a flavour from mocktail.

Doug, what are the flavours?

There are two flavours, Mr Trump, Peach Bellini and Pomtini.

-Your choice.

-Which flavour? Go ahead.

-We would like the Pomtini.

-Clay?

We are happy, I'm a southern boy so we're going to do the Peach Bellini.

OK.

The project manager of the winning team will

receive 20,000 for his or her charity.

Mr Trump, Crystal Light would like to contribute an additional 30,000.

-GIRLS:

-Wow.

That's great. So 50,000 to the project manager of the winning team.

Losers, somebody will meet me in the boardroom and, guess what -

what happens?

-Get fired.

-Go home.

-You're going to get fired!

-Good luck, thank you.

-ALL: Thank you.

I think probably more than anything, first off,

we need to come up with some sort of theme to go with the party.

-I'm not really a party thrower.

-All right, who has thrown a good party?

Arsenio?

You've had some good parties at your house?

-Yeah, yeah!

-Yeah?

-I'm a recluse, no-one's even been to my house!

-I was going to say!

'Our team, if you look at us on the surface,

'you might think that we are folks who go to a lot of parties.'

You've got Dee Snider, who's a rocker, and Paul, look at him.

But we're not people who go to parties,

and so the idea of coming up with the theme for a party was daunting.

A party. Let's not block because I'm not a party person.

You want to mix some with this so we can try it?

'Our task this week'

is to stage a "mocktail" party for Crystal Light.

We can do ice cubes made out of the pomegranate drink.

'Our team picked the pomegranate flavour, the Pomtini.'

What if we did something like the forbidden fruit?

That's nice, Garden of Eden type theme? Right.

So it's not the apple any more, it's the pomegranate.

Technically the Bible never states

what the forbidden fruit is,

but everyone's always assumed that it was an apple.

But in a lot of cultures,

the pomegranate is seen as the forbidden fruit.

How about the un-forbidden fruit?

Oh, that's good.

"This is allowed now," like, we're letting you have it.

'But now that Crystal Light allows it to be five calories...'

Oh, I like it!

'..it's not forbidden any more,'

so we're granting permission to indulge.

We have to have our phrase somewhere.

Stir your earthly desires.

Stir your healthy desire.

-Does everybody like that idea?

-Yeah.

-Yes?

-Hi!

-Hi, ladies.

-Hey, how are you?

-Hi, guys!

Lisa, how are you?

After we'd been brainstorming for a little bit,

the Crystal Light execs come in

to tell us what their brand is all about.

Literally, our brand personality is sassy. We're vibrant.

It's been a while since we've had anything out there

that is this fun and this unique and this is exotic.

Got it.

The executives used the keywords "sassy," "vibrant," and "fun."

Those three words make me...

a bit nervous about our original concept.

Knowing the positioning of the brand, being sassy and vibrant,

I would say, bring whatever you want into play to help illuminate that.

There are more obvious choices that feel a bit more sassy.

But I will say this - if you can't take on a challenge

and make it what you want it to be,

then how good are you creatively, really?

There is something distinct about Crystal Light,

the mocktails line, it is literally a party in a pack.

The way we have the colours, the confetti around it,

as well as the glass that we've selected,

this is about guilt-free fun and a party in a pack.

'The sense that we got from the executives'

was that this party really needed to introduce the flavour,

and really kind of embody the spirit of Crystal Light the brand.

If you talk about the objective of a great party,

there's some that are good, they're fun, you went to it, fine,

and some you actually want to talk about...

"I can't believe I went to this cool thing."

It's Crystal Light, and their brand is fun.

We need to probably think about fun things

and less about having a stuffy cocktail party.

Good luck, guys, thank you. Nice meeting you.

-Thank you very much, appreciated.

-Thank you.

'Once Doug and Melanie left,'

we really started homing in on our concept.

I mean, we heard the message loud and clear.

They wanted a fun party.

Have you heard the phrase "life's a beach"?

What if we did something like "life's a peach",

and then made it like a beachy atmosphere.

Are you talking about coming into a party tomorrow morning

where this whole room looks beach-ish?

Are you going to go sand and surfboards, and...?

If we like the beach idea, I would think what we do

sand on the floor, the bar would be less a bar and more like a tiki bar.

Do you like the beach idea?

I'm with it.

'Last week, Clay called me condescending.'

So now, anything I volunteer, I think,

makes them feel like I think I'm superior,

and when I'm in a crisis situation,

I bow out.

Life's a peach. That's pretty good.

I think it's better than trying to do a party like a club.

You could have snow out there,

but if you got this, there's a beach party inside.

There's a beach party inside.

To feel like you're in a garden is the thing we need most,

without getting tacky.

We could say we could do popsicles, too.

I like the popsicles.

Do we have those things where you can make popsicles?

We'll freeze 'em tonight.

-We'll get a big freezer on hand.

-'I love throwing parties.'

I have parties all the time, everyone knows that about me.

And I just love to entertain.

Now, I have a question, and this is a big thing

Teresa's going to handle.

What do we do as far as furniture?

'I have been told from my friends'

that I have exquisite taste, and that I throw the best parties.

Did your girlfriend say whether we've got the car coming?

I'm going to call right now.

And I was just like, "OK, honey, I'll show you how it's done."

This is...

# You know you want it

# Now you can have it

# Guilt-free pleasure

# Crystal Light. #

'With Debbie,'

I've asked her to write and produce an original Crystal Light song,

because now I don't have to hear any of her hits any more.

We are judged on brand messaging.

-OK.

-So we're going to need...

-So we will need to create some banners

with whatever slogan we come up with.

Right. OK.

'Aubrey wanted me to take the branding again,'

and I think maybe up until now I've been put in charge

of the branding because I showed at the beginning that I'm very visual.

So "Crystal Light," and then "Pomtini" right here in the flowers.

So it would take up this much space and be about this big.

I'm sending this out.

-Erm...

-Wait, I don't think we have all our terms down, so...

I just want to...

Do you want me to have a look at it just for spelling?

I know it sounds stupid, but a second eye should check everything.

Want me to come over there or do you want to come over here?

'I proofread like crazy,

'I used to be an editor at Rolling Stone Magazine,

'so I know how to spell.'

I don't know if it's a defensive thing with her, but, like...

-HISPANIC ACCENT:

-"No-one is going to correct

"the great Patricia's graphic abilities."

But it's like, "Come on, bitch, we all have to just proof each other."

Come here for one second. Just so we get everything clear.

So I don't know if she's sending him stuff to print and not telling you,

but we should go over now,

-all the words that we intend to print.

-Got it.

Aubrey and Lisa have been micromanaging everybody

through this whole experience.

Probably between the two of them, the most damaging environment

I've ever seen in human behaviour in my entire life.

We're going to drape all the walls in white curtain,

-uplight them with peach.

-Uh-huh.

Erm, we have these...

-cabanas going in each of these two corners, this one...

-OK.

..and the one over there.

Our task this week is to create a Crystal Light mocktail party,

and roll out their new flavour, Peach Bellini.

'And we locked in on the concept of

'turning the storefront into a beach.

'In the winter, in New York.'

We're working on surfboards. Beach balls are handled.

-Beach balls are handled?

-Well... are you going to order them?

I have to... You have to pull the trigger on that.

Oh, yeah, go for it. Four of them.

-How many?

-Four's enough.

-Four.

I see an extra effort coming from Penn

to work with Clay.

I see him going above and beyond to be a team-mate.

It's almost like domestic chemistry, sometimes

when there's a fight in your home, that next day is so beautiful,

cos everybody's trying harder.

-I need you to shop with me.

-I'll shop with you.

I plan to find a place that has Hawaiian shirts,

which is not easy to find this time of year,

-and I think I've got 20 surfboards flying in.

-Great.

'While most of the team stayed back at the storefront

'to figure out the set,

'Arsenio and Penn went out around town to go pick up some props.

'The truth is, it's very nice without Penn around,

'because Penn and I have had some issues.'

Aah!

Keep him out a long time, Arsenio!

HE LAUGHS

We could potentially split this into two...

Areas?

Do a tiki bar here, and a beach scene with some people

laying out on chairs.

Paul was going to take care of the fabricating, Lou was eager

to do whatever was necessary, so I said, "Lou, you help Paul."

Do you have any idea of what you want to do for signage?

Yeah, but I need to know what walls we've got covered

and what walls we don't have covered.

Every wall is covered with cloth.

Signage was very important this time.

Dee wanted to do that, so I put Dee with the graphic designer

to figure out what signage we wanted to have

and where we wanted to put it.

These would be glass, the glass flute on one side, you know,

-the glass on one side?

-Yeah.

The other side would be the container, the crystal container.

So from most angles you're going to see both things at once.

'I volunteered to do the graphics because I've been

'working on the graphics bit before, and I felt that'

I could do a solid job.

So we're having a party tomorrow,

we've got a whole beach theme going on.

Our team not only had to put together this party,

but we were also responsible for driving the attendance.

'So a lot of us hopped on our phones

'to call friends we knew in New York.'

The atmosphere is supposed to be like a beach, know what I'm saying?

'We've told them to dress as if they were going to the beach,'

to really keep the beach theme going.

Hey, if we've got a chance of some girls in bikinis sitting

on those chairs, it would really make our party, you know, rock.

'We are over-inviting like crazy,'

because we needed some bodies to make this atmosphere festive.

-Hi, guys.

-Hi.

-Hello.

-How's it going?

OK, so here we go.

We're trying to get girls for our party

and, as you're walking by, I said,

"Ooh, we should ask that girl to be in our party".

-SHE LAUGHS

-And...

-Flattery!

-It's true. It's true.

-I love it.

So how's it going?

It's going well. I think we've got a unique theme.

Very nice. What's the theme?

We're doing "life's a peach", or "life's a beach".

The executives told us that this drink is

for people who want to have fun,

and what's more fun than the beach?

How do you feel about being project manager with this task?

-You know, I'm not a partyer.

-Mm-hm.

I don't do parties. There are two people on this team who drink.

Oh, come on! You're not a partyer dude?

-I never did drugs, in fact, my entire life.

-Interesting.

I would have never looked at the men's team

and said you were a bunch of stiffs.

-What's going on?

-LAUGHTER

I'm totally shocked!

The men were very quick to tell me that none of them party.

'And I think they perceived that as putting them at a disadvantage

'but, truthfully, all of those guys are great entertainers.'

They know what it takes to entertain a room.

So enough with all the boring stuff.

Penn's not here. You and him got in in the boardroom.

My father is insisting that I ask you

if he's playing a back-seat in this task.

Penn has gotten involved quite a bit.

Can I interject here? I'm sorry.

Penn is awesome in small doses,

but, man, 20 hours a day of being corrected by Penn

was wearing out everybody.

But he is a smart guy.

-And he does bring value to the team.

-I think he's toned it down.

When he is able to work and not be in charge.

Well, I'm looking forward to seeing it tomorrow.

-We are, too.

-Good luck.

And just be like,

"Oh, you know my desire? I get Crystal Light."

-Take a seat.

-What's happening?

-Hey, big shot!

'Don Jr makes me nervous, because his opinion means a lot.'

He's done this for a very long time.

And, also, I have a very big crush on him.

So I don't want to disappoint him.

-So?

-So you want to hear what we're doing?

-Yeah.

-It's exciting.

We're going with the idea of Adam and Eve, the apple

and the new forbidden fruit being the pomegranate,

except now it's not forbidden, it's something that you can have,

you can, like, play with your healthy desire.

And we call it the Garden of Crystal Delights.

Because you have to stir the drink, and it's an element of it etc,

we want to say "stir your healthy desire".

-OK.

-So what we're going to do,

to make it a more forward and modern-thinking idea,

is we're taking photos of gardens,

instead of something that anyone can do,

which is put a lot of forestry and trees around.

Do you still have the kind of atmosphere of fun?

I think the fun element is something that we have to just...

creatively continue to push.

'It seems like they're missing one of the fundamental components

'of the criteria they were given,'

which is the fun component. You know, it's a party.

You can make it look as nice as the Garden of Eden as you want,

but if people, ultimately, don't have a good time,

they don't have a lot of fun, it's going to be hard to win.

Teresa, what do you think so far? What's going on?

Erm...everything sounds great. I'm just trying to think...

I don't know if I'm crazy about "stir your healthy desire".

What we're selling is Crystal Light Pomtini.

Not "stir your inner desire".

It's kind of confusing and especially coming off of a loss.

'We usually go with Aubrey and Lisa's idea right away.

'But we did lose a lot of tasks by going with their ideas.'

-I want to just make sure it's good.

-Right.

-Just because of what happened in the last task.

-Right.

-You know, like...

No, I totally... If you can think of something better,

-I want you to.

-So I just, yeah...

You know, that's the hardest part, I think, out of this whole thing.

-That we have to make sure that's right.

-Right.

'Teresa comes up with nothing better.'

She's just doing this so, if we're in the boardroom and he says

they don't like the concept, she could say,

-MIMICS TERESA:

-"Well, I said..."

SHE MURMURS

I don't know if she's 100% onboard,

but at that point it doesn't matter.

Cos if you can't think of something else,

then you've got to shut up about it.

Did they have squirrels back in the day of Adam and Eve?

Ooh, nice!

So we decided to do a modern Garden of Eden theme.

So Deb and I are at Madison Square Park to take photos

of the plants to hang on our walls.

'I felt like it was a great opportunity to get involved,

'somehow, in the creative.'

Nice, that's great!

'I'm very happy to do it.

'I know I can do it and I'm going to do it very well.'

Oh, that's a cool one!

CAMERA CLICKS

Love 'em. Thank you.

You guys did a really good job.

'I wasn't sure what kind of photos'

I would be getting back and I was super nervous about that.

But I'm really impressed. The photos that they took are beautiful.

-I'm going to be the quickest singer in the West.

-OK.

'I sent Debbie and Diana to head over to the studio,'

so Debbie Gibson can record

an original Crystal Light Pomtini remix,

so that we can pass them out at the actual event.

We know she's out for her comeback tour.

Every single challenge,

she's found a way to get one of her songs in there.

Hi. I need a freezer for tomorrow.

Are we just kind of lining these up?

Yes.

Did you get everything sent in to the printers?

'It's a little difficult dealing with Patricia

'when you're in the task manager position,'

because she takes control and she doesn't really approve her ideas

through the task manager.

Do we have the graphics for those TVs?

-Yeah, I'm making those graphics right now.

-OK. OK.

'If Aubrey puts me in charge of brand messaging,

'she should trust me as a leader.'

This clique that Aubrey and Lisa have has been

so damaging for the group.

And that's the reason why we've been losing and losing every time.

For the gardens, I got 20 posters.

-There was no more.

-No, I know, but you got the poster that says

-"Pomtini" and a poster says "Crystal Light" to mix in?

-Yeah.

-Right.

Some of us don't get into that level of criticising

and backstabbing and saying bad things about people

and we just go and do the work.

'I hope people can see what's really going on in there,

'with Lisa and Aubrey,'

because it's just not fair.

So, but... You'll be able to work it out.

-It's planned.

-OK.

Hey! Arsenio's back.

The bar is there.

The rail is here, so people can't come in

and I can walk through here or the bartender can walk through

and we're good to go.

'For the bars,'

I knew in my head what I'd like to see,

but I'm not a builder

and Paul, that's something that he's really good at.

-Do you like it?

-It's beautiful.

So the first one is unison. The second one is two-part harmony

and the third one is three parts, right?

-Does that work?

-Yeah.

'You need performers at a party,

'so I called up my music director and he came down with his keyboard'

and Arsenio and Dee and myself got a chance to sit down in the back

and kind of practise what songs we might be singing for the party.

A second time.

# Under the boardwalk

PIANO PLAYS

# Down by the sea

# Yeah. #

'I've always loved Clay's voice.'

I mean, this is a guy

who needs no effects, no production,

not even a microphone.

Just this pure gift.

# We'll be falling in love

ALL: # Under the boardwalk

# Boardwalk! #

-Deb!

-Ernie!

-What's up?

-Hey, how are you?

-How you doing?

-ALL TALK

-How are you?

-Thank you for letting us

-invade your life.

-I'm Diana. Nice to meet you.

-Diana.

'Ernie Lake is'

an award-winning producer, has produced many a platinum album

and number one hit. And he agreed to help me out with the song today.

I get to use the studio.

RHYTHMIC MUSIC

OK. Here we go.

# You know you want it

# Now you shall have it

# Guilt-free pleasure

# Crystal Light. #

'Deb's in the studio recording and I think she's doing great.

'She sounds amazing.'

I'm sure it's going to be a hit!

# Yeah

# Flavour meets healthy... #

'I'm loving this song.'

I'm loving the song. It's going to stick in my head

for, like, a whole month.

# In the Garden of Crystal Delight...

# Your heart's desire

# In the Garden of Crystal Delight. #

-That's good.

-I love it!

Men's team, we got 15 minutes.

We need to move this table and all this crap.

And we've got to get our surfboards inside.

-The ones we are going to use.

-I'm not so good with surfboards.

'There's a lot to do.'

But I think it's all under control.

Maybe we're in big trouble. I don't know.

My world today is surfboards, Hawaiian shirts, prop shops

and little umbrellas that go in the drinks.

They do look good and they help, obviously, the motif.

And I also looked at...

-We got five minutes.

-OK.

It's the end of the night

-and it is a

-BLEEP

-show

inside of our storefront.

The lights, I'll tell you where they go in just the second.

-You're doing stools.

-Mm-hm.

-And you're doing this flooring.

-The...? Yeah.

'There's sandbags everywhere.

'It looks like we're preparing for a flood of some kind.

'We've got tiki bars and curtains'

sort of hanging everywhere

and the pressure is extra on,

because now it's all my responsibility,

so, for the first time since we started this,

I'm a little stressed out.

I'm hoping we can pull this thing off tomorrow.

Teresa, can you call the carpet guys

-and make sure what time they're coming?

-Yes.

It's the morning of the party and we get there,

we start putting the whole room together,

hanging up the photos,

cleaning the floor, putting up the furniture.

-I need one highboy back there.

-OK.

And I need this to be on top of the highboy, if we can.

-TERESA:

-I was in charge of getting the waterfalls

and making sure the carpet guy gets there, my ice pops get there.

-You'll plug that one in?

-Yes.

-There's another one on that side.

-WHIRRING

-Yes.

-OK.

'I throw parties all the time.'

This is how it is. You know? It's crazy.

-That one.

-We need that, we need that. Does that have

-the Crystal Light logo on it?

-This one here.

-That's Pomtini.

-That one has the Crystal Light logo.

-Oh, yeah.

-On the left.

Those were the two logos, over there.

-OK.

-OK?

-So there's no Crystal Light?

-On the left side of here.

-It's, er, small.

-OK.

-Here, here, look.

-Yeah, I saw.

'When the printing arrived, I started going through

'all the pictures, which looked amazing, and then I get through

'everything and realise that there are no Crystal Light posters.

'Had Patricia checked in with her project manager

'and approved her job, we would've had those there.'

However, there's nothing I can do about it now,

so I just have to make the best use of

putting the product in as many places as possible.

-Where's your carpeting guy?

-All right, he's going to be here.

I just talked to him. 15 minutes.

'I'm so stressed about the carpet.'

The floors look disgusting right now and getting the carpet here

'and getting it in place in time for everything else to be

'set up around it is the most important factor.

'There's only so much time left.'

Where are you?

Come on! I mean, what's the deal?

What the...? The party starts at 11!

It's not just your carpet!

The floor is important and then everything else goes around it,

do you get it?!

So, you know, everything revolves around the carpet.

-CLAY:

-'Yesterday, I was worried, but finally,'

things are coming together, we've got a lot of stuff going on.

'Lou and Paul are both setting up their bars, setting up the glasses.'

Dee is putting up the signs all over the building.

Um, well, they... We gave 18 inches was...

I suppose it was like 21.5.

-I guess we could've given them the exact amount.

-'The signage!'

It didn't turn out exactly how I wanted it to turn out.

'But I really think we hit the branding

'and the messaging as well as we could.'

-Is that as high as you want? I think it should go higher.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-I mean, that way they're visible when you walk in.

-OK, OK.

That way they're signage instead of, you know, baseboards.

I'm opening up the umbrellas.

This type of stuff is very foreign to me.

Honestly, I would rather put a bike together.

This is very tedious, when you've got big hands and fat fingers.

But...you do what you gotta do.

Freakin' umbrellas!

'I'm just sort of hoping that having a unique concept instead of

'just a club atmosphere concept will be good enough for us.'

We absolutely have a fun, vibrant atmosphere in there,

'which I imagine will be a lot different to what the ladies have.'

-DEE:

-Who's the man?

-DEBBIE:

-45 minutes, you guys, 45 minutes!

Yes, that's the colour I'm looking for. Can we have all three

of these panels lit up that bright green, please?

Oh, my God!

'Finally, the carpet guy shows up. I'm a woman of my word.'

If I say something's going to get done, it will.

If he can give me carpet right here. We only have a half-hour left.

-You don't want the whole piece?

-No, we can't.

-Everything's set up already.

-All right.

He put the carpet right in the front.

'It looked amazing, it really made an impact'

and it popped and you could see it.

-BLEEP!

-These are going to be a mess!

We scrap 'em if it starts getting crazy.

Start taking them under, throwing them under this, wiping it and

-putting glasses...

-Grab the glasses.

-We'll Plan B it if we have to.

'When Teresa's popsicles arrived,'

they were so messy!

'And leaking all over the place! I'm a little nervous that

'it's going to take away from the chic-ness of our event.'

# You know you want it... #

Five minutes, everybody, five minutes.

'I think we did an amazing job. I don't know how we did it,'

because there was so much left undone this morning,

but we covered up a lot of last-minute problems

and we came up with an incredibly entertaining environment.

All right, cue the music, we're going to open the doors.

-Come on in, girls! Welcome!

-Hi! Welcome!

Welcome to the Garden of Crystal Delight!

-LISA:

-'There's a ton of people and the room looks really nice.'

Beautiful, draped fabric

'on the walls. These beautiful pictures that are blown up

'to poster size that are original photography.

'Nice lounge seating, so people could relax and chill.'

And, oh, that red drink and those glasses just lined up.

'I mean, it looked really elegant.'

Are you ready? You might just faint, it's so delicious!

-CLAY:

-OK, Arsenio, open. Send them on in.

-All right!

-Let's parta-a-a-a-ay!

-Whoo!

-DEE:

-Welcome, friends.

-Come on in.

-Come on in.

-Ladies and gentlemen! Hello, sir!

-Get on in here!

-DEE:

-The party started

and I'm wondering where all our guests are.

A lot of us had called folks and we're worried

that the people who we called

and invited to our party might be fashionably late.

-If you two want to be outside?

-Er...

Being loud and kind of gathering people in?

We were so worried that we wouldn't fill up in fact that

'I asked Arsenio and Penn to stand on the sidewalk and bark a little

'and try to get people to come in.'

What's up, my man?

Yes, indeed!

Let me to it, let me touch it! Bam!

Come on in and hang with us!

Yo? Where are you going?

This is the most fun you'll ever have with your clothes on!

We need bodies and people in bathing suits and summer wear as well.

'You know, I do not want the execs walking in

'and seeing anything less than a full-blown party.'

It's not a party if you don't have people.

The party started and I'm wondering

where all our guests are, and I'm thinking,

"Crap!", cos a party with no people sucks! There's nothing worse!

BUZZ OF CONVERSATION

I turned around one second, there was nobody.

Turned back and the place is rocking!

They just poured in, which was awesome!

-ARSENIO:

-Come on in. Oh, baby! Let me guess!

-Ray-Bans? Claymate?

-Yes!

-THEY LAUGH

-CLAY:

-'A lot of Claymates showed up.'

Claymate is the colloquial term for a fan of mine.

They're very energetic people, you know.

The ones who found out about it were dressed like they were going

to the beach and ready to have fun and be supportive.

Would you like a Peach Bellini?

-I would love a Peach Bellini.

-You've got it, baby!

Peach Bellini time!

-Party time!

-'We really got a party atmosphere going right away.'

We had people in there trying the drink

'and mingling and talking.

'We had guys and girls who were disrobing

'into their bikinis and their swim trunks,

'because we called several of our friends and told them to come

'dressed in beach attire.'

We really wanted to give it a beach atmosphere.

It's time for Soul Train!

CHEERING

-DISCO MUSIC

-Two, three, go!

-Go, go, go!

Now you! You! Dance like lovers! Come on! Uh-huh! Dance!

Jive, jive! Uh, jive!

'I was trying to be'

the party starter, I was trying to keep

'everybody going, whether it's creating the Soul Train line,

'or do the limbo!'

My cup runneth over!

-Oh, yeah!

-How low can you go?

-How low can you go? Yeah!

-CHEERING

Go, go! Yo!

'I was incredibly impressed at how well'

some of these people did. I mean,

there were two guys there, who I would categorise

'as freaks, because they limbo'd all the way down to, like,

'a foot off the ground. It was pretty impressive.'

CHEERING

-DEE:

-'This really was a dude's party.'

We didn't have tables for drinks, we didn't have racks for the coats.

We didn't have any of the amenities that women might think of,

cos we're dudes, we're primitive, we're cavemen, but...

women fall short at party, baby!

How low can you go? How low...?

CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

BUZZ OF CONVERSATION

Thank you for coming to our Pomtini party! Par-tay!

-LISA:

-Our cocktail party's going pretty good.

I have to say, I was a little worried,

because, last-minute, a sign was still going up,

and then, like, the popsicles are melting

and we think that's a really cute idea, it's like, "Oh, my God!"

and, somehow, it got pulled off!

-Hello!

-Thank you so much...

List your healthiest desire on the back of the card.

Jessie wants to live a life

"filled with happy memories of family and friends."

Isn't that sad? She's an orphan and no-one likes her.

-LAUGHTER

-'We decided to pass out'

comment cards, so that everyone can feel interactive

in writing their healthiest desire,

and then Lisa would read them on the stage.

Oh, my goodness!

This one is probably the most touching one I've seen so far!

He wants "to weigh 180lb for the rest of his life"

and, to that, I say...

-so do I.

-LAUGHTER

Thank you for coming out to support the Pomtini!

Crystal Light's best drink ever!

Hi, guys, how are you? Good to see you! Thank you so much for coming!

-Hello, chica!

-How are you?

-DAYANA:

-'In this task, I've been trying to step up my game,

'so I had models, friends of mine,'

from Miss USA, Miss Teen USA and Miss New York coming.

'In order to have a great party, it is a good idea to have

'great-looking people there and I took care of that.'

Hi, how are ya?

-Hi!

-Hi.

-Hey, how are you?

-Welcome to the Garden of Crystal Delight!

-Very good.

-Wonderful!

-Thank you.

We'd love for you to go inside, we have pencils on every table,

-Let us know your healthiest desire.

-Oh, very good!

-I love the water!

-And enjoy your garden!

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-And try our now Pomtini, we also have pom popsicles!

-OK, very nice!

-Go ahead and try those as well.

-OK!

Dayana, go tell them to do a performance now!

-Is it frozen?

-Yeah, we've got frozen Pomtinis on the inside.

-Thank you.

'When the executives arrived,'

I immediately rushed over to them

and wanted to show them around the room,

give them a complete tour

of everything that we had created.

We have the couches, the bonsai, because we wanted to give you

-the effect of a garden without throwing it in your face.

-Yeah.

Kind of like the product - fresh, clean, innovative.

It doesn't feel like you're at a Playboy Mansion garden party.

And then, the use of the water

-and the waterfalls, I think it's just beautiful.

-Yeah.

-Thank you!

Clap it up for Miss Deborah Gibson!

CHEERING

-Debbie Gibson is singing a song for you guys! Enjoy it.

-Is she?

-Yes!

# ..guilt-free pleasure!

# Crystal Light!

# Brand-new Pomtini

# Healthy and dreamy!

# Drinks always tini!

# Crystal Light! #

Yes, we have the CDs that

I'm also going to give you guys that everybody can take as a keepsake.

-This is an original Pomtini Crystal Light remix.

-Very nice!

SONG CONTINUES, DROWNED OUT BY CHATTER

# Pomtini!

# Crystal Light! #

CHEERING

-Thank you!

-'If anyone can sing an annoying hook and make'

everybody drill it into their heads and leave home singing it

and being annoyed that they're singing it, it's Debbie Gibson!

-Do you guys remember the song we just sang?

-Yes.

-Could you sing

-a little if you had to right now?

-Oh, gosh!

-Let's put 'em on the spot!

'But actually, that's a good thing,

'because a great hook will stay in your head for ever

'and you can remember the Crystal Light Pomtini product.'

-# You know you want it!

-BOTH: # Now you should have it

# Guilt-free pleasure

-ALL: # Crystal Light! #

-Yeah!

-CHEERING

Yay!

'The executives seemed to really enjoy our party.

'It was amazing and everyone was having'

an amazing time, it felt like

a really fun atmosphere.

Delicious!

I can't imagine how the boys will top that.

-Thank you. Bye-bye.

-PATRICIA:

-Thank you!

-DOUG:

-Very, very nice.

CHEERING

-Nice party!

-Yeah! Let's get you guys some drinks!

-Yeah, where's our mocktail?

-Yeah, we gotta get you a mocktail!

'So, Kathie Lee and Hoda from the Today show walked in'

to be a part of the party and I'm extremely pumped up

'about that - they saw that everybody else was having

'a good time at the party. They got to taste some of our beverage.'

I feel like we're at a Bar Mitzvah! OK, here we go.

-DEE:

-Here we go!

-Cheers!

-Cheers!

-"Life's a peach"!

-Let's see!

-Cheers!

-Delicious?

-Nice!

-It's actually very good!

-CLAY:

-'I think they had a really nice time.'

The best part about the party was the fact that

'everybody who was there really participated in some way.'

-DEE:

-Lou, that's illegal in some states!

Not just the people who were putting it on, not just our team,

'but guests at the party too. It was really a party atmosphere.'

CHEERING

Oh, my God, look at this!

How funny is this? Oh, my God!

DEE SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT, LAUGHTER

-Hi!

-Welcome to our beach party!

-Thank you!

'As the party was starting to come to its last half-hour,'

our executives from Crystal Light walked in.

The peach is a summer fruit, so we wanted to kind of bring that in.

You know, I know peach as a Southerner.

-My family grows peaches...

-All right.

..so we decided, "What's more summer?

"You can have summer all year long if you drink Peach Bellini."

-Very good.

-Have consumers given you any feedback about the product?

Everybody's loved it. We've had so many people going back for seconds.

-Everybody wants some more.

-OK, great!

-DEE:

-'The execs were all smiles.'

Because they were walking into a festive atmosphere.

We had gotten our guests to loosen up.

-Clay?

-What, Arsenio?

-Clay?

-What, Arsenio?

-What do I love?

-I...

-I love your voice, Clay!

-CHEERING

-Ben, what you got?

-Hey, Ben, can I get some right here?

-We're all going to...

-ARSENIO BEATBOXES

# Oh, when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof

# And your shoes get so hot

-# You wish your tired feet were fireproof... #

-Everybody!

-ALL: # Under the boardwalk... ARSENIO:

-Yeah! Yeah!

# ..down by the se-e-ea, yeah!

# On a blanket with my baby

-# Is where I'll be... #

-Dee and everybody, go!

-# Under the boardwalk!

-Out of the sun

-# Under the boardwalk!

-We'll be havin' some fun

-# Under the boardwalk!

-People walking above

-# Under the boardwalk!

-We'll be falling in love

# Under the boardwalk!

# Boardwalk! #

CHEERING

'This party came together'

in two days with six guys

'who don't throw parties and, somehow, we really pulled it off.'

-There you are.

-Cheers!

-Did you sing along?

-Yeah, we did, we did!

The executives wanted a party that was lively and fun

and we had that in spades.

Guys, thank you so much for coming! We appreciate your help!

CHEERING

Very nice, very nice. Very nice!

-LISA:

-Little Miss Aubrey O'Day!

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

-She was calm and cool and collected

-and the complete opposite of me!

-LAUGHTER

I'm so excited about the party that we created

'for Crystal Light - the first time we've actually'

unified as a group from a lot of tasks gone bad.

# In the Garden of Crystal Delight... #

'But I know you can only trust people as far as you can throw them

'on my team, and I'm used to girls wanting to stab me in the back

'when I do an amazing job and so, if this goes belly up,

'they're going down in flames.'

ALL: # Crystal Light! # CHEERING

-Hey, Doug, Melanie.

-Mr Trump, how are you?

So, how did they do?

-Er, incredibly well, both.

-Both teams?

We say that because they couldn't have interpreted the task

more differently. They went in completely different directions.

The overall atmosphere that the men's team was able to create,

you felt like you were going to a beach party with, you know,

-just a group of your friends.

-Right.

-It felt very approachable and easy.

The women's team turned it into much more of a sophisticated

New York City kind of event and it was wonderfully produced,

very high production value, and Debbie Gibson

actually did something really remarkable - she created her own

custom Crystal Light song, she recorded it, put it into a CD

and had it as a parting gift for every member who turned up

to their party, so it was very well done, they really hit the mark.

-And did you see any stars, of the men or the women?

-Yes.

-Aubrey.

-Aubrey? A lot of energy.

Not only because she was a great hostess and she was very engaging,

but she definitely showed a little

like she was a marketing executive, you know, that she was

-definitely thinking...

-She's very smart.

-She is.

-Absolutely!

Melanie, what didn't you like about the men's team?

Um, I would've loved to see more branding.

I think they did a really nice job of making sure

that the Crystal Light signage was predominant.

However, it would've been great to see more of it.

What didn't you like about the women's team?

Our concern definitely had to do with brand messaging.

They really focused on the flavour, which was wonderful,

but Pomtini is a flavour that's offered

in a variety of places, so it was really important

to nail that this was coming from Crystal Light.

So, Melanie, both teams you thought were really outstanding.

It's always tough when we have to do this - which team won?

Mr Trump, this was a very difficult decision,

but we've decided the winner is...

-Hello, Aubrey.

-Hi, Mr Trump.

-Did you win?

-Yes.

-You think so, huh?

-Absolutely.

-Why?

-We were fantastic.

-Aubrey?

-We were fantastic, can you believe that I'm saying that?

-OK.

Teresa, what do you think?

-I think we won.

-Why do you say that?

Cos it was unique, it was different and it was all a team effort.

How was Aubrey?

She was amazing.

-Patricia?

-I feel the same way. I felt like the team came together

in a way that we never have come before.

-So everybody got along for a change?

-Yes, and we all...

-We really were able to work as a team.

-You think it'll stay that way?

It has to be, if we want to win every time.

We're living in the moment.

-So, if you lose, what do you think is going to happen, Patricia?

-Oh...

There were no weak players...

-I think we'll have to fire you if we lose.

-We have to win.

-It could happen. It could happen.

-LAUGHTER

-It could happen, but I doubt it.

-IVANKA:

-Was it Aubrey's leadership?

Or would you just say that, as a group,

you've gelled more now than you did in previous tasks?

I think a little bit of both. I think she was a great leader

and I also think that it's coming to a point

where we realise that, if we don't get along,

and we don't just step up for each other, we're just not going to win.

OK...

Lisa, what do you think is going to happen tonight?

I really think, for the first time, I am 99% sure we won.

I just loved it. The party was really fun.

People were freaking out, having a good time.

People started dancing and laughing. I mean, it was really cool.

Debbie, I heard you wrote a song for Crystal Light?

-I did.

-Would you sing it? I love your voice.

-Oh, my God!

-I'm so hoarse from singing...

-We couldn't get it out of our heads!

..but we could all probably sing it.

# You know you want it

-ALL:

-# Now you can have it... #

Er, wait, what is it?

# ..guilt-free pleasure

# Crystal Light. #

I can't even remember it, I'm so delirious, of course.

-It was amazing. And we also...

-It was good, Lisa?

People were singing it who had only been there a few minutes.

The test of a hit is if, after hearing it one time,

-you can recite the chorus.

-But Deb can't even remember it!

-LAUGHTER And it's her song!

-Thank you!

-Thank you!

-No, she's just delirious.

-Right...

-But, in all actuality,

when the executives were there, I asked a random stranger

in the crowd could they recite and sing the hook?

And he sang it right away in front of the executives.

And we also gave her song as a keepsake to everyone that came in

and exited our party. We felt like a song that has a catchy hook would be

-something that...

-She's got some mouthpiece, doesn't she?

-Lisa...

-I love it.

-Very well-spoken.

..as the ultimate mouthpiece, does she have a mouthpiece?

-Very much so, sir.

-Really very good.

-I think it's great.

-Thank you.

-I can see how some people may not like it.

You might not want to marry me, but you'll hire me for business.

-Have you been married?

-No, I'm tragically single.

-Do you have a boyfriend?

-No.

-You will have after this show.

-LISA LAUGHS

OK...

So, Teresa, tell me about your party? What was that?

Our party was, um...

-The Garden...

-Yeah, the Garden of Crystal...

Why did you help her? She doesn't need any help!

Um, the Garden of Crystal... Crystal Delight.

-We were doing the Adam and Eve, like the forbidden fruit.

-Right.

-So the Pom...

-Did you like the concept?

-I did.

-Whose concept was that?

-Aubrey's. I liked the idea, it was different.

So, if your team loses, would you fire, if you were me, Aubrey?

-No.

-Who would you fire?

TERESA SIGHS

I love her, but I would say, out of everyone, you know,

-but we all did...

-Go ahead. Who?

Dayana.

I think you like Dayana the least on this team, everybody.

-We actually love her.

-I really love her.

-You do?

-We love her.

-OK.

-Yeah, she's amazing.

-OK.

So, Dayana, who would you fire if you lose?

I'll say people have been taking

responsibilities of their actions lately and, um, if we lose,

-for whatever reason, it will be the project manager's fault.

-OK.

What do you think, Lisa? Who would you fire?

-She wants to fire Dayana!

-No, no, no! No, that's what weird!

It's like it kind of came around a bit, you know,

because I saw everybody kind of step up more and, um, again, with the

least ideas, I mean, as far as the main creative, was possibly Dayana,

but it's hard to say to fire her, cos she stepped up too,

so everyone stepped up, and you know I'm not kidding.

-I apologise...

-It's all right. I understand.

-..for skating around the truth.

-Dayana, what did you do on the task?

I did as much as possible,

because I've never thrown a party in my life.

-No!

-Never, never, never! SOME LAUGHTER

I had really no idea what to do, so I just brought people,

beautiful people, that we needed for the party and famous people...

-Who did you bring?

-I brought Miss USA in...

-Right.

-..and Universe and New York.

-That's good. That's very good, Lisa.

-And I took the photos that we hung on the walls.

-Sounds good.

-Lisa, it sounds like she did a good job.

-I know, that's why I'm here

-tongue-tied, for once in my life!

-DEBBIE LAUGHS

I know! It's terrible.

Could part of that be because, now we're later in the game,

it's time to start eliminating the stronger players?

Yeah, I think that's the problem - we got rid of all the weak links.

-This is always tough for me...

-I know.

-..because the players now

are all strong, everybody's good, everybody's doing well,

we're at that point where it gets very tough.

I can tell you the executives really liked the job you did.

-That doesn't mean you won.

-Right.

-Because they also liked the job they did.

-Right.

-OK?

So, let's see how it all works out. We will soon know.

All right, Clay, do you throw a lot of parties?

-I'm not really a partier, but I was today.

-They loved you.

-Oh, good!

-You know, the executives loved you!

-Oh, well, that's great.

I think they should've loved everybody,

-because everybody on this team really stepped up.

-Good.

-Arsenio, what do you think of Clay?

-I thought he did a great job.

-He was a hands-on leader.

-That's a nice tie you're wearing.

-Yeah, it's a DT special.

-Is that a DT special?

-Absolutely.

It's beautiful. No, I'm just saying!

-We know who's not being fired tonight.

-That is a beautiful tie!

-LAUGHTER

-That's very smart, Arsenio.

-Well, I just ran out of ties, sir, but I do love it.

-Well, good.

And, Dee, your hand is OK now, I hear?

-I got the big cast...

-Wow! I thought they were taking it off?

-Yeah...

-This is worse than the previous one.

-Three more weeks.

-It got worse.

-That stitch is still in there, but I'm feeling fine.

-You'll be good.

-What do you think of the job Clay did?

-Clay did a great job

and I don't think the team was ever stronger than this week.

-You feel good?

-I feel really good.

-Good leader?

-He was a great leader.

-Is he leader or did he just do a job here?

-I'll be honest.

When I heard he was one of the competitors,

-I thought he would be bottom rung. He's definitely...

-Why? Why?

I just... I just...just, you know, his style, he's kind of soft-spoken

and easy, and I thought he'd be easy.

He's a great player, he's a great businessman.

-He was lifting 40lb bags of sand today.

-40lb?

-40lb, Lou? Not so much!

-I'm just saying, he just totally...

-As a percentage of body weight, it's still pretty good!

-It was a lot!

-You can see there's a very quiet intensity to Clay.

-Yeah.

-It's very interesting.

-He's blown me away, honestly.

-That's great.

-Penn, what do you think?

-I, er, I have no way of judging

what a good party is, but I thought Clay did a wonderful job.

-Tell me about your party, Penn?

-Er, we did a, er, a beach theme.

We did a summer theme, that our, er...