Walking Papers The Apprentice USA

Previously, on the Celebrity Apprentice,

the teams were tasked with throwing launch parties for Crystal Light's

-new flavours.

-50,000 to the project manager of the winning team.

Good Luck. Thank you.

Project manager Aubrey O'Day and Teresa Giudice

didn't see eye to eye.

We're going with the idea of you can, like,

play with your healthy desire.

I don't know if I'm crazy about stir your healthy desire.

If you can think of something better, I want you to.

On team Unanimous, projects manager Clay Aiken

sent away rival, Penn Jillette.

It's very nice without Penn around,

because Penn and I have had some issues.

-Let's party!

-When it was time for the event, both teams went all out.

-In the boardroom, the women were unified.

-We were fantastic.

But that wasn't enough.

Women, stay here, because you lost.

Left to face Mr Trump, Aubrey attacked Dayana.

What concept have you had this entire time? Please let us know!

-You showed the window to me, open it.

-Let us know how

-you're a useful player, please.

-They've lost four out of six

under Aubrey's tutelage.

What kind of track record is that?

But in the end, the blame was placed on Patricia.

The executives didn't like the details.

Patricia, you're fired!

Dayana's more of a team player.

Patricia's all into herself and all into, like, her connections.

I think she's gone.

I'm praying that Aubrey walks in the room

and one of the others will have to take a bullet.

Ah, here we go, here we go, here we go.

Ah.

Here, sit down.

Do you want to talk or do you not want to talk?

-Would you like a drink?

-Just some water.

'The right person did not get fired tonight.

'The person that should have gotten fired tonight is Dayana.'

Dayana is the weakest member

of our team,

'and Dayana's next to go.'

-You're doing great.

-Lou, please don't break her ribs.

Oh, my God, Lou, be careful. Be careful.

I can't believe it. I can't believe what happened.

Patricia and I have been supporting each other emotionally

and professionally.

It's hard to see somebody go,

especially such an amazing,

wonderful, wonderful woman.

How much did he give you?

-10,000.

-That's very special.

And you will never be criticised

for being choked up over something like that.

'At this point, the guys show up and just are ready to work.

'But we still have a more'

emotionally-charged,

dysfunctional team.

'The team's not unified, people are out to get other people.

'If we have angst among us,'

we're going to continue to lose.

# Money, money, money, money

# Money!

# Money, money, money, money

-# Money!

-#

All right.

-Hello.

-Hi.

-How are you? Good to see you.

-Nice to see you.

Hey, guys, what are we playing? 'Today I'm meeting

Kristy White. She's the Director of Marketing for the

National Inclusion Project,

and a friend of mine for years and years.

'The National Inclusion Project works

'to include kids with disabilities in the programmes with

'kids without disabilities, so that you really don't notice

'disabilities or abilities.' Shake it!

It's an organisation that I helped start about eight years ago.

OK, well, I got something I want to tell you about, OK?

I've been playing this other game called the Celebrity Apprentice,

so I won my challenge,

-and as a result...

-Awesome.

-..I got a cheque to give

to the National Inclusion Project,

so take a look at it and you'll see what we got.

-This is amazing!

-20,000.

-Thank you so much.

Since we put together a party for Crystal Light,

-they also gave us a cheque...

-Oh, my goodness.

-Wow.

-30,000.

-You have really surprised me.

It's pretty exciting to be able to surprise Kristy and

to present a cheque to continue the work that

we've been doing for a while. Winning was incredible,

but getting that 50,000 and knowing how many kids it's going to help

really made me want that 250,000, so I'm going to play harder

and stay around as long as I can.

Are we inside?

-Good morning.

-ALL:

-Good morning.

OK, we're standing in Trump Tower.

This is the heart and soul of New York for Donald Trump,

but we have a whole different New York.

You folks are going to create

a great New York celebrity guidebook, and then

you're going to sell the book,

you're going to make a lot of money.

All of that money is going to charity.

Ivanka, give us the task.

Each team will photograph, write and

design their own My New York celebrity guidebook,

using the Toshiba tablet.

They will feature their own personal experiences here, in New York City.

Tomorrow, you're going to be selling your books. The team that makes the

most amount of money from the sale of their celebrity guidebook wins.

OK, ladies, who's your project manager?

-I am.

-Ah, Teresa, finally.

Teresa immediately volunteered to

be project manager and the only

'thing I'm thinking about is, this is the potential for disaster.'

I want to raise as much money as I can,

and my charity is NephCure Foundation.

I'm trying to save this little boy named Matthew.

-He has a rare kidney disease.

-I think that's great.

The whole team morale is down.

Someone strong really needs to

step up, and hopefully, turn this team around.

It's going to be me.

Who is your project manager, Arsenio?

-Dee?

-Me, sir. Yes.

-OK, good.

'I've been working with the March Of Dimes'

for 12 years now.

I would really love to give them a big cheque.

OK, the team that creates the best book will get an added bonus

to your total.

The bonus will be paid by Toshiba,

and it will be judged by a great friend of mine,

and a great celebrity. Wait till you see who it is.

And again, the winning project manager will get all of that

money from both teams plus the Toshiba bonus.

-OK, Teresa, good luck.

-Thank you.

-Dee, good luck. Go get 'em!

How do you guys feel about getting in money?

Money is the most important thing. We need to raise a lot of money.

-Do you have...?

-I have people that are willing to give money. Yeah.

-OK, good.

-We're all doing that. We all know to do that.

'Teresa tries to take control of the meeting. She goes,'

"OK, guys, now, you know we just have to raise a lot of money."

And we're, like, "Yeah, we know that."

'This is Teresa's charity.

'She's the project manager, it's her responsibility to bring'

the most amount of money, as far as I'm concerned.

Can I give an idea before anybody says that I'm not creative?

OK, so whoever comes to the city, they want to go to a Broadway show.

Whoever comes to the city, they want to go to the comedy show, so they

would like to be in your favourite place, in your favourite place.

'I had to be more aggressive and speak up'

sooner. Just for them not to say, "Oh, she

"never creates anything. She never

"does anything. She never says anything." Well, you never let me

say anything. So, shut up!

I think we do, like, a few hour photo mission and then

we congregate back, we get on the calls and we get on the layout.

Guys, this is a fundraising task.

I don't care if we lose the best book competition.

I'd like to get the extra money, but I'd rather have you guys

reaching out to our significant donors.

'When you're doing your fundraising task,

'you got to keep your eye on the prize.

'And the primary prize is winning,'

and you win by raising

the most money.

The secondary prize

is a prize for the best guidebook,

'but that best book is not going to win the task.'

-We need to have one of us in every picture.

-This is just one idea.

If we went up on one roof, and we shot me over Broadway,

I could then write, here's where I saw the Book Of Mormon,

here's where I saw Penn And Teller play, da, da, da, da, da.

And you could turn the other way and do Dave with downtown behind him.

I like it. How do you guys feel about it?

The only other side, I think, would be that

every picture's going to essentially be the same.

OK. I think we go with this idea.

'It was probably not the best idea.

'I don't know if it's his entire head, but at least'

Dee's forehead is up Penn's ass.

And the money that's being given for this guidebook really could

tip the balance on who wins and who loses.

-What about the Chrysler building?

-We should see what's up here.

Yeah, we should.

Ray, thank you so much. Thank you a million times. Bye-bye.

I have a friend that wants to donate anonymously, 10,000.

-I've so far got 17,5. Go ahead.

-Get a hand to me, man.

'Our task this week is to'

create and sell a New York city guidebook.

And whichever team raises the most money for charity wins.

We're just going to jump out, we'll take the picture and jump back in.

-Yep.

-'We decided to split up the places that we were picking to

'photograph and then'

we can get back by three,

and actually work on this

graphic design.

-One, two, three, beautiful.

-Yeah?

One, two, three.

-Yes?

-OK, let's go.

-All right, thank you.

-A little bit more down.

-Do it, take it the other way.

Can you cross your legs the other side so I don't crop that leg off?

-Thank you.

-And then, move over.

-No, she's good there.

'It was like two blondes trying to be nuclear physicists.'

I feel stranded.

I'm in prison with these two.

I am not used to working this slow and this ineffectively.

All right, Therese, let's move, girl.

Do you want to just get in front of the case, like you're looking?

-Adorable.

-OK. One in a booth, maybe?

-Yeah, the booth.

-Oh, thank you.

Dayana, we're shooting against light.

So, let's try to get off of this idea

and maybe go to something else you love that we can film.

Dayana literally made me shoot her in one location,

36 photos backlit by the sun.

Oh, my God, Aubrey, take a shot here. Aubrey.

'Aubrey, just do me this favour'

and try what I said! Aubrey, Aubrey.

-Again, we're shooting against light.

-Just to have it. Just to have it.

Literally, it's quarter of three and the graphics guy's going to

be there at three.

I feel good, we're in good shape.

Graphic guy hopefully will be here soon.

-Oh, my goodness. This is going to work!

-Oh, hell, yeah.

-Central Park, thank you.

-Oh, man! Woo!

-Mother

-BLEEP.

-Oh, yeah.

'The idea to go to the top of Trump Tower,

'take pictures of the New York City skyline,

'and we couldn't have asked for a better location.'

Oh, my God, it's like the view of the world!

I'd move in a little bit, Lou. Gun show!

'So, we started taking pictures and we all were going to

'tap into neighbourhoods that'

we had a connection with.

We have Broadway.

I took the Upper West Side and

Paul took the East Side.

Paul knew no neighbourhood in Manhattan.

I'm sure he's never gone to the East Side.

How's it look, Lou?

One, two... 'When he's above,

'I'm laughing because I'm thinking that'

somebody I didn't like I had my

chance to throw him off the roof.

Hey, Penn. Do you want to say goodbye to the boardroom, OK?

Have a nice trip, boom! Bye-bye.

-Let's go.

-That's a wrap.

-We need this done really quick.

-Now we need to roll quickly.

-'Hi.'

-Hey, listen, you guys, seriously, the graphics designer is

here and it's already 3.30

'and so, you guys need to get back here with the pictures, like,

-'tell them to get a move on.'

-Well, there's three more places

-that they want to go to.

-'We're not going to have a book'

if you guys continue running around.

At this point if Teresa,

Dayana and Aubrey don't make it

back in time, we're not even going

to have a chance to finish this book.

-We're rushing, we're not dilly-dallying.

-'Yeah, but you're

'getting all precious about how pretty everybody looks.'

-It's no big deal.

-'If we have nothing to sell,'

we can't raise any money.

There's no way they know how much I hate them right now. Right?

Mine's not as fricking over the top as yours.

Mine's, like, nice then a redeemable bit at the end.

'Paul is a man of few words, so Penn said,'

"I think I can channel Paul Senior.

"I really captured his feelings."

So, Penn wrote for Paul Senior

the most negative description of the Upper East Side you can imagine.

This is brilliant.

This is good, Penn. It's so me.

'I'm not a New York City guy. I moved to the'

country 100 years ago

and that's where I like it.

Did you read the last thing, are you OK with it? That was a joke.

I'm, well, you know how when you're not funny, jokes don't appear

to be jokes to people who actually do them?

-I swear to God, I'll rip it all up and you can start it

-BLEEP

-over.

I swear to God.

BLEEP.

You know in a fight, you're going to lose.

If we sing, you'll win, but in a fight, you'll lose.

HE LAUGHS

-OK, we're back, girls.

-How are you guys doing?

The girls came back

to the war room, and it was, like,

an hour and a half too late.

I didn't even really say anything because I was, like, let us

not distract from the chick doing the graphic arts

because she really needs to get this done.

Anything else we're forgetting? Are we doing signage for the site?

Yes, we need that, a.s.a.p. We always do signage every time.

'Nobody had brought up the idea of signage, or the aesthetics

'of the kiosk that we were going to be'

selling these books at.

And Teresa did not present us her visual concept.

We will be doing signage everyone. Thank you. Yeah.

All right, we're hearing it. Let's stop talking about the mistake

and let's fix it, OK?

All right, so we need to, like, jeuje up the kiosk.

Can you write down ideas of what you want us to buy?

'Teresa was serving at that point as a distraction from getting'

the work done, and I resent that.

But, nonetheless, Aubrey and I were getting ready to go and power shop,

just, you know, to make our kiosk look like something at this point.

-We have to go.

-We have no time. OK.

'I'm definitely not a huge fan of Debbie.

'I felt like she was setting me up at the last minute

'saying, "Oh, my God, we have to get the printing done."'

She hasn't done that to Lisa or Aubrey.

She's been kissing their butt.

Now that I'm project manager, I felt like she was trying to set me up.

And you know what? I don't take that lightly.

Geller is here now. He told me he really feels like

-buying a really expensive guidebook.

-There you go.

-That would be awesome.

And the Blue Man Group and all their drummers said

they really feel like buying a guidebook.

'The Blue Man Group came about because they're buddies of mine.

'I think Blue Man Group'

is one of the greatest

performance arts

groups we've ever had. So I offered them to Dee. He loved it.

Dave, I'm doing this charity fundraising thing

-and we need to raise some serious money.

-Yeah, how you doing?

Lou Ferrigno, I'm calling for Vince McMahon and I'd be very happy

if he could bring the donation down.

I'm sort of in a pinch here and I got to raise as much

money as I can and I thought, maybe, you'd be able to help me out.

'Everybody simultaneously is on the phone, trying to get money.'

I'm looking for my friends, a lot of which

avoided me,

'cos when you don't actually have a talk show,

'a lot of people,'

who you think are your friends, are not your friends.

If I had a talk show, Oh, my God!

-It's Jay Leno. Hey, Jay.

-'Hey, what's up?'

You got my text, man.

The deal is, take a couple of grand from under the couch cushion,

-where the bobby pins and old popcorn...

-'Do you need some help?'

I need some help, man. It's all for charity.

'OK, well, I am going to FedEx you a blank cheque.'

Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

'You fill in the amount for what you need. Don't go crazy!'

Thanks, dude, I appreciate it. 'Jay Leno's a friend of mine.'

Jay's the guy that saw me in Chicago and said,

"You're funny, you should come to LA.

"What are you doing in Chicago? You come out to LA."

You know, and it's, like, Jay's like a big brother to me.

What a class act. I have found out today who my friends are, you know?

Do you girls really think it's at all helpful to

take 100 pictures instead of five? I mean, this is ridiculous.

Didn't anybody have a specific task about the book?

No, but somehow it falls to me always to save everybody's ass.

Fine.

'This book was not about looking perfect

'and creating beautiful scenarios.'

How about we sell this thing

for charity, have a product,

and then get cheques in?

Sound good?

Hey, Lisa, are we writing how to get there?

Dude, I swear to God, if you were

so intent on addresses, you could have gotten them for everybody.

-I can't do everybody's work.

-That's why I asked you

if you needed something else.

I can't even stress how you guys

somehow managed to focus on the least important stuff

-in this whole

-BLEEP

-task.

Who has focused on the least important?

Oh, come on, will you shut up? I swear, can we get this done?

There had been the suggestion from the genius, Dayana,

to have subway directions in the book.

I am not about to have some eleventh hour Yappy McYapster

-step in and try to derail the book.

-Don't stress right now.

-We're trying to get this done now.

-Really, can you just get her out of here?

-I asked you if you needed anything else?

-Oh, my God.

-BLEEP

-shut up.

-BLEEP

-shut up.

-BLEEP

-shut up.

-So, don't stress.

Oh, my God, don't stress cos all the responsibility's me.

Why would you ever stress?

'I think Lisa's confused.

'She doesn't even know what's the'

right place or situation to get emotional.

I'm sure Mr Trump's

not going to choose the winner that's going to be shouting and

yelling and screaming and crying.

If we lose, and it's because we don't have subway directions,

-then I'll go home.

-Lisa...

Can someone just shut up while this girl works?

Can the yapping never stop?

'I'm, like, blown away by the stupidity'

in parts of our group.

I just sweated

my ass off putting this book together.

'I am sick of this pressure from women who all they do is'

-look in a

-BLEEP

-mirror.

-BLEEP

-you!

Develop a talent and a brain, and then,

maybe the world will take you seriously.

-Lisa, stop screaming.

-Oh, my God.

It never, never, never, never, never ends.

Celebrity guidebooks, people!

Come right up here and buy yourself a guidebook for charity.

Celebrity guidebooks. Step up. Be generous, people.

The money's going to charity. 'Am I going to bring in some money?

'You know? Hopefully,

'everybody's going to bring in some money as well.'

-We've got some well-heeled mother

-BLEEP

-in our team.

'We're here to get the big money people in.'

Buy yourself a guidebook.

-Do you want a guidebook? You'd better buy it now.

-How much?

-They're 5.

-5?

-Yeah, help yourself. Get

-online. Thank you.

The fact that people were paying 5 for the books was worrisome,

but the reality is we still needed our big donors to make a difference.

I'm hoping that the Blue Man Group

are willing to bring money in a big way.

Make a donation! If you don't donate money I am burning in hell.

Hello, everybody, welcome to our celebrity guidebook sale.

WHISTLER BLOWS

We're selling celebrity guidebooks for charity.

I'm going to give you a kiss if you buy one of our handbooks. Mwak.

Thank you so much. 'You know what? Today's a new day.'

I'm not going to focus on the drama from yesterday.

'Now it's time to start selling our books. We've got to just'

think money, money, money, money.

Would you like to come help us? Make a donation. We're selling our full

guidebook for just 5. It's for charity.

-Thank you.

-SHE SIGHS

We're selling these charity handbooks.

It would help us so much

if you could just take a little bit of your time to donate to us today.

-Do you take credit cards?

-Yes.

-OK.

-Yes, you're my man!

Can't say no to you.

If you donate 5, you can really, really help.

I've just wasted all my saliva.

Look who we've got here.

We have got Michael Andretti.

-Do you want to buy a book?

-I do. What can I buy for 20 grand?

-20,000! You can get one whole book.

-All right.

-Yes.

Holy crap, Michael!

Michael Andretti was fired,

but here he is, helping the team out

in a significant way, which is pretty damn cool.

-Everybody listen!

-Lou has a number for you. What's the number, Lou?

25,000.

CHEERING

-You know, you're just in time.

-Do you have two left?

-That would be 10.

-I got 15,000. Can I have two?

15,000 for two books!

One of my 15,000 guys showed up,

and Ferrigno had somebody that showed up,

and Clay had somebody,

you never heard Arsenio make an announcement.

Ah, oh, she's on her way. Did Leno's thing come?

-Oh, it got lost

-BLEEP.

'Jay Leno's cheque came to my New York office at 7am.'

My office opened at 10,

so they take it on the truck,

and then you have to track it.

Oh.

Everybody raised money.

Mine is someplace in a truck somewhere.

'I've never failed at anything. And today,'

I knew I was in trouble.

OK, so, um, I don't know.

All right, Lisa Lampanelli has

10,250.

All right, guys, we just got 8,000 from a fan in Canada!

-Get out of here!

-'At the beginning of the day, things were slow.'

We were having to work for, like, every 20.

'And then, some big money started to come in,

-'so, we were off and running.'

-I have a 1,500 donation.

1,500, do-do-ro, so there you go. So 1,800 we got, we got some money.

'People do not realise. I'm a hard worker.'

I've been working since I'm very young.

And I'm here to get this done,

and I'm here to work for my charity

and to win the Celebrity Apprentice, and do it with my whole heart.

We got 5,000 from Jeff Foxworthy!

Jeff Foxworthy,

who is, by the way,

the most gentlemanly

of all the comedians on earth,

sends me five grand, and then a couple more dribbled in,

'and I go, "Hey, I think I'm cool."'

This is great. OK.

-OVER PHONE:

-'Are you there?'

-Yeah, I'm here. What's up, honey?

All right. Before, we got to get here, Joe, don't be late

cos you're always late. All right, goodbye.

Teresa's big money people are not showing up yet

and she's on the phone trying to track them down.

'I mean, the pressure's definitely on Teresa to bring in more money,

'because ultimately, she's project manager, man.'

She has to come through for herself.

I'm hearing something. Take a look. I hear something.

-I see a giant Blue Man in the distance.

-Oh, hell.

-That's the biggest Blue Man I've ever seen.

-Yeah.

Oh, hell, yeah!

Look, Clay. Tell them you want to give a donation here.

20,000!

'Teller gave us 20,000. Just out of his pocket. Boom.'

It was a day

that my little gringe heart

grew three times in size.

Make a donation. Get a book.

It's all for charity, and I'm going to shut up right now

and watch the show.

'The Blue Man Group are New York.'

When you do something with the Blue Man Group, it is an event.

'If you've ever seen their show, you know

'the intensity that you're getting with Blue Man Group.

'It's very hard to know what the exact situation's going to be.'

Oh, oh!

Grab the money!

It's for charity! It's for charity!

Grab the money, it's for charity!

That money, don't put in your pocket, it's for charity.

If anyone has money, it's for charity.

-BLEEP.

-Look, look, look,

that lady was trying to put money in her pants.

'Within seconds there were 50 people on the ground,

'yanking things out of my hand, Arsenio grabbed money out of the'

crack of some lady's butt, because

she was sticking it in her pants.

-That was a mob scene. That was unbelievable.

-Clay, are you OK, son?

That was not OK.

OK, if we got half of what they gave us, I'll be surprised.

Blue Man Group, thank you! Goodbye!

Did we get all the money for charity?

I don't know what percentage we got

of Blue Man money, but I think

anybody that caught the money and ran away, I consider that charity.

So, I thought it was great.

-Mr Aiken.

-Yeah. I got kicked, I got hit andI don't like it.

-I'm not talking about it right now.

-I know. OK.

'This was another example of Penn having an idea

'and not necessarily caring how it affected other people.'

I don't even get it. It made no damn sense to me at all.

It was literally blowing money.

Come on, everyone. Give money to charity.

Yeah, Barry's Bootcamp again?

-Let me give you a receipt.

-Lisa, I have another donation.

2,000!

'I may not have brought in as much money as the other women,

'but I had the most people coming and bringing money.'

Every person that I directly came up to

and addressed, I found a way

to find something in common with them,

and bring them up to the booth to donate money.

Guys, I got a huge donation. 17,500.

-Wow.

-'I was the one bringing the most money.

'My big cheque was from Venezuela.'

These guys have friends

in New York around the block.

Like, that's how much, that's how much they try. Thank you.

Hi, sweetheart. How you doing?

Well, I'm glad you made it.

Another cheque for 5,000!

'My husband ended up coming'

and bringing cheques from our friends,

and it ended up being over 20,000,

'so I feel like now

'there's no way that I'm going to be thrown out of the bus cos

'I definitely stepped up to the plate and did what I had to do.'

Everybody, five more

minutes of selling.

-Once the bell rings, we can't sell any more.

-Can you sign that?

-No.

-Please? In pink, really?

-That's what they gave me.

-Isn't that redundant?

-Jess. I'm here in the park at 23 Broadway.

'I'm being told on my phone'

that one of the ladies from my office

is moments away, stuck in traffic.

Look for her, she has a bright red coat on.

And she has my cheque from Jay Leno.

60 seconds left to get a

-celebrity guidebook.

-Uh-oh.

-Hey, Jess...

-Who's got the most money? Who's got the most money?

All right, we're done. I can't take any more, sorry.

-I can't, I'm not allowed to take any more.

-We're done.

-Thank you very much guys.

-Good luck, guys.

-All right.

-Hi.

-Hello. Oh, God. And so, the Leno...

I know, the early delivery and all that kind of stuff...

-Seven in the morning!

-Yeah, I know, I know. OK, this is, Oh, my God.

'I got burned by New York traffic

'because my money didn't make it in time,'

and if we lose...

..it doesn't matter why my money didn't come.

What matters is that my money didn't come.

That was the last book.

-We always take the money. We can't take it.

-Take your

-money back.

-Thanks a lot.

'This was a fundraiser.

'The object was to raise funds,

'and Arsenio Hall'

raised zero dollars.

Goose egg.

'So, winning the best booklet challenge could be a game changer.'

I want to bring in Regis.

Trumpster, we've got a lot to talk about here.

-OK, let's go.

-Absolutely. Good to see you again. You look terrific.

Thank you, you do too.

Oh, my gosh, Trumpster, how did I get involved? But I'm telling you,

it's an all. I can't make a decision here.

-Let me point out what you've got going here.

-Go ahead.

First of all, you look at the cover. Now, do you see the cover here?

-Right.

-I think these girls would be having more colourful cover.

I agree with that.

But over here the guys have got some good stuff inside.

Now, these are six friends from the top of the tower.

-Harlem, Central Park...

-And that's Lou.

Do you think he's proud of his muscles?

Look at this. I haven't seen arms like these

since you were a small boy.

But, anyway, there it is.

I am truly impressed with what they have picked here.

East Side of New York, all of these are great,

-great neighbourhoods of New York. I've been around.

-OK.

But, you know, what makes them attracted to what they recommend?

Right.

Now, here's what the girls did. Here's Lisa Lampanelli.

-She roasted me, it was brutal.

-Did you handle it OK?

-I handled it, dude, I handled it.

-You're tougher than she is!

-It was pretty brutal.

-Now here's what she recommends.

-Artie's Delicatessen.

-Right.

-She's getting personal about this.

This is where this woman, Lisa Lampanelli, eats every day.

So, now we got a problem.

-I like their cover and I like the personal treatment.

-OK.

I like these guys because they picked out big neighbourhoods.

So, Reg, who's the winner?

OK.

The winner is...

How did you do, Teresa? Do you think you won?

Um, I have no idea. I mean, I hope we won...

Were you happy with your team?

At the end of today, I was really happy with my team.

So, you had a difficult time last week, Dayana. How was it this week?

-Better?

-I have a difficult time every week.

-I don't know why you

-have a difficult, you do seem to have a difficult...

-I'm just going

to write down my name in one of these chairs. On the chair.

-Why do you have a difficult time?

-Um, I don't know.

I'd like to have my team answer that question.

Um, it might be not part of my personality,

the fact that I'm not that direct or...aggressive is the word.

But when I still give them, it's too hard for them to listen.

OK.

So, Aubrey, what did you think of Dayana this week?

She brought in money, which is what the task was about,

she derailed the team in other ways. She got into a huge fight with Lisa.

A lot of people are finding it very difficult to communicate with

her, and it's not just a language barrier problem.

-What was the fight with Lisa?

-Um, I'll tell you.

I took on the whole task for the book,

so as I was doing it at the eleventh hour, Dayana came over and said,

"Why didn't you put in subway directions to all the places?"

I said, "There's no time for that." We had to cut out other far more

important things. Cos if it was up to Dayana, and her delays yesterday,

both in picture taking and in task...

-Up to Dayana?

-Excuse me.

If it was up to you, we would have had no product

because no cheques could have come in if we had nothing to sell.

Mr Trump, I went to the graphic designer,

I saw her computer and she had the bus stops

and some of the things that you guys were working on.

She already had it on the computer. So I assumed, OK,

everybody's doing it, everybody's doing their job.

I did mine and I hand her how to get to my locations. At the end...

If it was that important to you, you should have done

it for the whole team instead of just yourself.

-I thought we were all doing for ourselves...

-No-one did for themselves!

..as everybody did their own paragraph.

Guess who, Mr Trump, I wrote the copy for everyone except Aubrey...

-Lisa, I was still talking...

-..and Debbie.

Everyone else called me to save their ass once again.

But I'm telling you right now, this team is driven by me, I do 90% of

the work with Aubrey, and I resent people going under the radar...

-So you think Teresa was not a great project manager.

-That wasn't what I

-was addressing right now.

-That's what you did say. You basically said

you and Aubrey are doing all the work.

Um, Debbie did a lot yesterday too.

She stepped up once again. I think something happened a couple of weeks

ago, something clicked for Debbie and she went like crazy.

Mr Trump, a lot of people aren't proactive.

We got a call, we're sitting there, we rushed through

to take our pictures because we didn't care how we looked.

We took three, we got in the van, we got back,

we decided to get on getting the book together with

the graphic designer, like people can be a little more proactive

and not dump everything on Lisa just because she can do it.

Debbie, that was, I didn't even go to my spots.

But we didn't got to our spots either.

It wasn't about us being precious about our real favourite spots. We had to...

-Let me tell you...

-So, Deborah, who are you blaming?

Who are you blaming?

I don't think Teresa was very...

Are you referring to Teresa or are you referring to Dayana?

-I'm referring to Teresa's organisation.

-Well, you know what?

We're on task number seven. By now, we know what we have to do.

-I didn't think I had to baby-sit any of them.

-It's not baby-sitting,

-it's delegating and being specific.

-I told Debbie to take care of printing.

-But never told me her vision, what she wanted...

-A half hour.

We've been doing printing every single week.

-Are you kidding me?

-No, no, no.

-Are you kidding me?

We're not talking about printing, we're talking about graphic design...

-Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

-I'm going to let her keep saying

-that and then I'll talk.

-Miss Wishy-Washy that you are. OK?

Anyway, I told her to take care of the printing, a half hour before...

Can I go on the other team?

-DEE:

-No.

I want to go on the other team.

-I don't think you guys want any of them.

-Oh, no.

-They don't want you.

Teresa, do you think Debbie should be fired, then, if you lose?

Either Debbie or Dayana.

She doesn't like anybody that speaks out against her.

-She starts taking pot shots.

-Speak up, baby, speak up.

-It's not professional.

-Look what you're wearing!

-Are you professional? Your

-BLEEP

-are hanging out.

-I'm a singer, pop singer.

-I don't think so.

What, it's like, the apprentice. You don't dress like that.

-I'm real and I'm authentic and I feel great.

-Thank you.

-Professional, you don't stick your

-BLEEP

-out. Thank you.

-Wow.

Hard to believe, fellas, eh? That's a tough evening.

All right, enough of this. Let me get back on track.

-So, who loves Regis Philbin?

-Everybody.

-Isn't he a great guy?

-Regis is a great guy.

-So, Regis did me a favour.

And he came in, and he looked at both books. All right?

And do you know which book he liked better?

And I will tell you he liked them both a lot.

But the book he liked better...

-..is the women's book.

-Thank God!

-Yeah!

-Congratulations.

Now, Toshiba, great company,

is giving 35,000 to the women's team to add onto your total.

Now, if you lose, the men get the 35,

-and everything you make.

-They do?

But if you win, you pick up 35 in addition to what you made

and what the men made, OK?

So the women have a 35,000 head start on you, Dee,

-that's not so bad, right?

-Not bad at all, sir.

We'll see what happens.

-So, Dee, do you think you did a good job?

-I think I did a good job, sir.

What happened with the bursting balloon. What was that all about?

I invited the Blue Man Group to come in,

-and the Blue Man Group are known in New York.

-Were they good?

I thought they were great.

But they will not, because of their characters, deal with money.

So they decided to fill up balloons with money and blow them up.

So we didn't get a lot of the money

that was blowing around the area, and...

-8,000 in 10 bills.

-IVANKA:

-Must have been pretty

amusing to see you try to gather it.

Psychedelic pandemonium, there's no doubt about that.

So what happened? Lou, what happened with the money from the balloons?

I was trying to barricade, everybody was going crazy, trying to

-stop the public. It was amazing how everybody became piranhas.

-Yeah.

Fighting for 10.

Poor Clay, I think he got knocked over, and got kicked.

-Clay, what happened?

-It was, it was a disaster.

-Why?

-It was a horrible idea.

-Dee, do you think it was a horrible idea?

No, I don't, sir. The Blue Man Group were bringing 8,000.

We got 2,000 of those dollars, though, because the rest of them

-flew around...

-Is that a fact?

No, I don't, but what we got was probably all torn in half.

-Did you get it all?

-No!

-You didn't get it all, right?

No.

This statement that it wasn't our money, it wasn't our money.

It was going to be our money and if they had handed it to us

-another way. Yes, it would have...

-Penn, you're shaking your head.

-You're shaking your head. Ah, I think he's right.

-I respect...

No, but I think he's right. It was your money until you blew it up.

-No, that's not true.

-They were going to give us 8,000, Penn.

-No, they were not.

-You could have kept that 8,000.

Then why did they bring 8,000?

-They brought 8,000 as part of the spectacle.

-Well, that was stupid.

Dee, who brought in the least amount of money?

-Not for lack of trying, but Arsenio did.

-Why is that, Arsenio?

I tried to send everything to my office here in New York.

A cheque arrived from Jay Leno, at 7am, the office wasn't open,

chased FedEx all day with that,

-and he's right, as a result of that, none of my money was counted.

-Well,

I'm going to tell you something,

because there's never been anything like this on this show

since it opened. You raised, as a

combination, hundreds of thousands of dollars.

And do you know what the difference is between winning and losing?

No, sir.

14. It's amazing.

We've never had anything so close.

That means one team won, or one team lost, by 14.

It would be pretty sad if you lost by 14

and you threw thousands of dollars away.

-Is that what you're saying, Clay?

-If I'm raising money for charity,

and the March Of Dimes is a very important cause,

I don't want to lose anything.

OK. Are you ready?

Let's find out who won.

Don, how did the women do?

The women raised 127,855,

plus the 35,000 bonus from Toshiba

for a grand total of 162,855.

-Wow. I'm proud of myself.

-Not bad.

-I'm proud of the team.

-Well, let's see if you get it, plus more.

-We did a good job.

Ivanka, how did the men do?

The men raised a total of 162...

..869.

-Did we win?

-They won.

-They won by 14.

-It was the men who won by 14.

APPLAUSE

So, Dee, congratulations.

Tell me, what's your charity?

Sir, two of my four children were born prematurely,

and the March Of Dimes...

My children were healthy, but the March Of Dimes helps families

whose children aren't healthy,

and I've been working with the March Of Dimes for 12 years

-and they will very gladly receive this money.

-That's fantastic.

That's a lot of money. So, say the amount.

Total amount... I was told there'd be no math!

326,000. Isn't that great?

March Of Dimes are going to get 326,000.

-Congratulations.

-Thank you.

As a group, men and women, congratulations,

you've now raised over one million dollars for charity.

You should be very proud of that.

Now, men, go back to your suite - you can watch it on television.

-I hope you enjoy it. Gentlemen, great job.

-Thank you.

-Good job, guys.

-It was so close.

I couldn't tell, I couldn't tell...

-I thought their number was bigger than ours.

-I couldn't tell.

Women, stay here. Unfortunately, one of you will be fired.

DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

-Why did you lose, Deborah?

-SHE SIGHS

It was not for a lack of trying. Everybody hustled.

I didn't see anybody not on the phones and...

But you thought from the beginning

that Teresa did not do a very good job as project manager?

It didn't have to do with the fundraising, though.

So, if it just came down to money,

I mean, look, she technically won the book part of the competition.

-Who raised the most money, Teresa?

-Lisa, the most, and I was second,

-but we were, like, neck and neck.

-What about Dayana?

Erm, Dayana was...

-I brought about 25,500.

-That's not bad. That's pretty good.

-Like, everyone did really amazing.

-It's pretty amazing.

So, Teresa, Lisa basically wrote the book and raised the most money.

Was she effectively the project manager on this?

She was like my right hand, yeah.

Lisa's amazing with the writing, and that's really important.

-With the mouth.

-With everything.

-The mouth, too, sir.

That mouth. That mouth is brutal. Do you know that?

In front of millions of people, I suffered with her fresh mouth.

So, Teresa, who raised the least money?

Erm...Aubrey, but, you know, it was...

-Aubrey raised the least?

-Yeah, but it was a good amount also.

Why is that, Aubrey? You know, you do so much talking,

-but you raised the least amount of money. Why?

-I raised 20,000...

-But is that the least?

-Yes.

-Yeah.

So, Teresa, when you said you had to baby-sit Deborah,

what did you mean by that?

Because I told her to take care of the printing.

-I don't think she knows what that means.

-We're... Yes, I do.

We're in the seventh week,

we all know what we're supposed to do,

-and when she was project manager, I gave her 110%.

-And I did, too.

-No, you did not.

-I worked my...

-No, you did not,

because a half hour before... I delegated...

She didn't realise there was nothing aesthetic for the kiosk.

-Aubrey and I ran out...

-Mr Trump... 'Hello, I'm speaking!'

-Oh! Teresa went Teresa on a

-BLEEP

-this week.

-Yeah, yeah.

Put away sharp objects.

-Hello!

-What? I'm all ears.

-She's speaking.

-Oh!

Go ahead.

Just like you're the boss, and you tell what people what to do,

I couldn't do everything, so I delegated people,

you know, I told people what to do - I delegated.

You know, if they don't listen to me, what am I supposed to do?

Deborah, what do you say about that?

There was no direction,

and the graphic designer was being monopolised till the eleventh hour,

so, at that point, I said, "We still need to get matters done.

"What is the name of the book, for God's sake? What's the tone?

"What's the visual on the kiosk?" She said, "I don't even know."

And Aubrey and I looked at each other and said,

"Shoot, we better pull together a show."

We got in the van, we ran out, we created the entire visual.

-That's baby-sitting? It's not baby...

-Yes...

Who else did you have to baby-sit? Who else did? You're saying Deborah?

-And Dayana.

-And Dayana. Why Dayana?

-You're asking me for two...

-Do you think you lost because of Dayana?

-Or me?

-No...

Do you think you lost because of Deborah?

Let me ask you this - did you lose because of Deborah?

I feel... You know, if you're asking me... I was project manager...

You could say you lost because of Aubrey

cos she raised the least amount of money.

For 14, it breaks my heart.

-OK, so, Lisa, you're a big Aubrey fan, right?

-The best.

-But she raised to the least money?

-I don't care...

-Well, I know you don't care.

-Well, no, I mean...

Except if she would've raised 15 more, you would've won.

I did raise 15 more, actually, cos I was out on the street,

and every single person that I spoke to on that street came in,

and every single one of those people gave at least 100 to 500...

But you still raised the least amount of money.

But I still raised a lot of money.

Well, I know, but you still raised the least money.

Deborah, who should I fire?

I think it should be Teresa,

and I know I'm going to pay for saying that.

I feel like for Lisa to out-fundraise her,

and it wasn't even her charity,

and for the disorganisation as well.

By a couple of thousand dollars, thank you very much.

Well, let me ask you this - who is your weakest link, Deborah?

Despite everything I said about Teresa on this task,

Teresa is right in saying she's a team player

and not that Dayana is not,

but I do think, possibly, Dayana is...

the weakest, in terms of ideas.

Dayana, how do you respond to that?

Mr Trump, I already explained how hard it's been for me to be heard,

and have already explained how many ideas I've put on the table,

that in every boardroom we've been losing,

I said it, I said it, I said it.

You've never offered anything else.

Can I finish and not interrupt me any more, please?

Yeah, well, it's getting a little hard.

Lisa, we're all here for business, professional.

You can sit and listen,

and then when it's your turn, you can continue. Please, thank you.

See, like, there you were able to articulate yourself

in a way that other people would listen,

so what's happening out in the field during the task?

Here she's not screaming at me and telling me to shut up...

Oh, because you're not in my ear distracting the graphic designer.

All the ideas I've always put on the table are never heard, and again...

We hear them. Everyone.

..we've been losing most of the tasks following Aubrey's theories...

But, Dayana, why is it that week after week

your team just doesn't seem to respect you?

You're asking us who the weakest player is,

and it's getting difficult.

We said last week we had a strong team,

so now it's the weakest.

It's not... I don't have anything personal against Dayana,

but the ideas are not always focused at the task at hand -

they don't always make sense for what we're trying to do.

Dayana, who's the weakest player in your team?

This task was specifically about raising money,

and I believe that

the one that brought the less money will be the weakest.

-Which is Aubrey?

-Yes.

Teresa, here's what I want you to do -

you're going to pick two people,

you're going to come back into the boardroom with those two people.

One of the three of you will be fired,

and that's very sad because you were all very talented.

The other two, you escape to the magnificent Trump Tower,

you live for another week. OK?

Who are the two that you want to bring back into the boardroom?

Dayana and Debbie.

Dayana and Debbie. That's interesting.

OK. Go out.

The three of you will come right back. Thank you.

Men, turn off your television right now, please.

-Wow.

-I thought Audrey would be the weakest member.

-Yeah.

I think Teresa's going to get fired for not picking Aubrey.

-I believe that's true.

-Yeah, for sure.

Because Aubrey raised the least amount.

I don't think I lost us this task - that's for sure.

No, definitely. This was about fundraising.

It's sad. 14.

And if it was about fundraising,

why didn't you bring in who raised the least amount of money?

Exactly.

-THROUGH INTERCOM:

-'Amanda, let 'em in.'

Yes, sir.

Mr Trump is ready for you now.

-OK.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

Sit down, please.

Teresa, who brought in more money...

..Deborah or Dayana?

Dayana.

And did you bring in more money than both?

-Yes.

-You did? All right.

But you were project manager, so you sort of should.

-It probably means a little bit more to you, right?

-Yes.

Don't you think so?

So, Dayana, let me ask you a question.

Third time back in the boardroom -

why shouldn't I be firing you tonight?

Well, very easy.

In my team,

I'm the one who's been raising most money for charity in total.

I won 20,000 for my charity,

I brought 50,000 for my team's charity.

-50?

-Yeah.

-Today?

-I brought 25,500 for you and 25,000 for Patricia.

-That's true.

-Not bad.

-I know.

-Right?

Teresa, do you have a personal problem with Debbie,

would you say or not?

-A personal problem?

-Personal.

-No.

I mean, the way you went after her before with the baby-sitting

-and all the problems.

-No...

Why would I fire Debbie as opposed to you?

Every week, I've delivered. She hasn't.

-I...

-She picks her weeks when to deliver and when not to.

-Really?

-Yes.

-OK, in the eleventh hour, like I said...

You were trying to set me up with the printing, and thank God...

I don't set anybody up, Mr Trump.

-Explain the printing.

-I had no reason to want anybody out.

What was it with the printing?

I told her she was in charge of the printing, meaning doing banners.

-That was not clearly delegated.

-Yes, it was.

-No.

I didn't know I had to baby-sit you AGAIN. We're in the seventh week.

-Are you serious, Debbie?

-I keep saying...

How old are you? Are you serious? You're older than me.

-The how old are you stuff...

-No, but I'm serious.

Like, you know what we have to do.

Oh, Dayana's loving this. Look. Look at Dayana.

She's just loving...

She's watching, having a good time.

-And smartly not speaking right now.

-And she's being very smart.

She's not saying anything. All right, go ahead.

-There was poor leadership.

-Do you think she's hard to manage?

-Is Debbie hard to manage?

-Yes.

-..when nobody's managing?

-Very hard to manage.

-Is she talented?

I guess, if you want to say in singing, maybe. But I mean...

Maybe in singing? So, you won't even give her singing?

Well, in the '80s she was big. I mean...

As Debbie would say, you're the project manager...

Wait a minute, Debbie.

-..and manage my own business, Teresa.

-Whatever.

Teresa, let me ask you this.

You're the project manager, you lost -

-why shouldn't I fire you?

-Why?

Because I deliver every single week, I raise the most money on my team.

Look, you know, me and Lisa, we're neck and neck, and...

Are you impressed that Dayana raised so much money? Over 25,000.

No. Not surprised.

I mean, I think we all could do it if we put our mind to it.

But Debbie didn't do that.

-Well, maybe cos...

-And by the way, Aubrey didn't do it.

Why didn't you bring Aubrey back?

-You know Aubrey raised the least.

-Here we go again.

Because going forward, I think we need key players,

you know, especially going against the men.

But you have to worry about today - not going forward.

It should've been Aubrey and me if we raised the least, honestly,

and not Dayana. I don't see that Dayana was this big problem...

-So you don't really see Dayana...?

-She's been in the boardroom...

She's been coming back to the boardroom three times,

so obviously there's a problem there.

Debbie, is that a smart strategic statement to make?

You just took the hot seat from three people to two people...

-You being one of these people.

-I don't strategise.

If I go home tonight for no reason in particular

-other than the fact that...

-You raised the least money.

..I'm not jumping on a bandwagon to throw somebody under the bus...

Why do they want to throw her under the bus?

I... I don't know exactly. I really don't.

Mr Trump, she lays low-key, under the radar...

That could be a strategy and it could be very smart.

But you know what? There's...

Deborah just said she shouldn't be in the boardroom.

I think she was sort of implying that Aubrey should be.

I think it should be Aubrey and I. If this is a fundraising task...

Well, it largely it is. Deborah, moving forward,

what do you have to offer your team?

What I have to offer is ideas, creativity, pro-activity

and being a team player when needed and hustling.

-Whenever you want to be a team player.

-That's what I have to offer.

What about you, Teresa? What do you have to offer?

I disagree with what she just said.

Only when she wants to be a team player. So...

She did say, "When needed,"

which was an interesting way to qualify your statement...

There are times when being a best player is getting out of the way.

Me and Lisa have a great dialogue.

I say, "Do need me to shut the F up now?"

You know who does that really well? You know, I'm learning.

You know who does that very well?

You said being the best player, sometimes you get out of the way.

Maybe Dayana.

She's watching you two go at it,

and I just see, in her own little way,

and maybe there's sarcasm to it or something,

but she's just watching you two and you sort of don't believe it.

You don't even believe what you're seeing, or is that wrong, Dayana?

I don't believe why I'm here...still.

Because you raised a lot of money?

It's because I raised a lot of money,

because I worked a lot for her charity

and because I've been always working for the rest of my team,

-and they somehow try to sneak me in a situation.

-No.

Mr Trump, there was also a book involved -

it wasn't just the money.

-But this task was about raising money.

-It was...

Whether you did a good book or a terrible book,

and you did a good book, and Regis was very nice.

He said your book was better, and you won 35,000.

Unfortunately, the 35,000 didn't do it.

Now, when you get right down to it,

this was ultimately about raising money

and who raised the most money.

I happen to think you should've brought Aubrey back,

and I think Aubrey might've been fired for this task

because she raised by far the least amount of money.

Dayana raised a good deal of money,

you raised a lot of money,

and Deborah raised the least money of the people that you brought back.

Deborah, you're fired.

Oh...

-Thank you.

-I'm comfortable with that, based on the way this went.

-I understand. Thank you.

-Thank you.

And I think you're right, Deborah. She should've brought back Aubrey -

she raised the least amount of money. Go ahead. Thank you.

-Good luck to you, guys.

-Go ahead.

-Thank you.

-Bye. Good luck.

-Bye.

Could I...? Would you give me a hug or no?

Goodbye.

'The worst thing about this experience for me

'has been seeing how shrewd and dishonest people can be

'for very self-serving purposes,'

and to sit inches away from people

and to know that they're blatantly lying

'leaves me feeling a little unsettled.

'Does my ego like that I was fired? No.'

But Mr Trump can't fire me from being Debbie Gibson,

so nothing is lost.

Thank you for supporting me, and you guys were great.

-Congratulations, Dee.

-Congratulations, guys.

-Thank you.

-This was a tough one.

-Well, of course.

-To have to do...

-No, but the fundraising simultaneously...

-Plus that.

Who do you guys think's leaving?

-What happened?

-Ew, that's an ugly comment.

Dee, we know you want to send me home,

and you tell everyone behind my back.

It's OK, you can just say it to my face.

-You're shady as.

-I don't want to send you home.

Dee comes and kisses my ass every day and is so nice.

One thing I know is I don't kiss your ass.

Trust me, I've heard everything you have to say.

-Well, I'll talk

-BLEEP

-about you to your face.

-You're fake.

-What's going on?

-He's so phoney. I can't stand...

Let's not fight with the men, too.

-ARSENIO:

-'Aubrey plays this game well.

'She's the ultimate troublemaker. Thank God'

I don't have to be on a team with her.

I don't want no parts of Aubrey.

Keep her over in that other room.

Lock the door, throw away the key.

-What just happened?

-I think Aubrey's evil.

-She's trying to stir up

-BLEEP,

-which she does a lot.

She's trying to do it over on our team now.

-She's done it on your team already.

-She's running out of victims.

'Aubrey's a vixen who uses her womanliness to her advantage'

when she can.

I see her tail and horns.

'There's an old saying -

'age and ruthlessness will always beat youth and enthusiasm.'

So, you know...bring it, kid.

You don't like Dayana?

I can't deal with her. I deal with her every day.

If you guys did, I think you'd need a gun.

Are you sure it's going to be Dayana?

We have the answer. It's...

-THEY GASP

-Yay!

-Hi, guys.

-How are you?

-Oh, my...

-Wait, wait. Oh, Debbie?!

-Whoa.

'Teresa walks in, and freaking Dayana comes in after her,

'and I'm like,'

"God has it in for me."

I must've murdered someone

in a previous life

cos I am stuck with these two numbnut bitches once again

who couldn't have an idea if it hit them in the face.

-You want to hear the story?

-Yeah, kind of.

Debbie brought less than me, so it wasn't fair to have...

So, if Aubrey had been back in there, she would've been fired.

Aubrey was, at the table, mentioned several times.

So, not a smart decision from our project manager.

Oh, is that what you think?

You won your task cos we were all team players.

-That's the reason...

-Thank you so much to my team...

to work so hard, and I'm proud of it,