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Previously, on a double episode of The Celebrity Apprentice,

the teams were tasked with creating New York City guidebooks

-to sell to the public.

-10,259!

SHOUTING

And, with over 300,000 raised,

the outcome was the closest in Celebrity Apprentice history...

-The men won by 14.

-APPLAUSE

Get out of here.

..leaving the women to face Mr Trump.

Teresa, you should have brought Aubrey back

because she raised by far the least amount of money.

But Deborah raised the least money of the people that you brought back.

-Deborah, you're fired.

-Oh!

With the women having lost five out of seven tasks,

Mr Trump decided to switch up the teams.

Teresa and Aubrey, go to that team.

Lou, Penn and Dee, you go over here. Let's go. Switch.

The new teams in place,

the celebrities received their next task -

to create a live health segment

and a membership box for Walk With Walgreens.

50,000 to the project manager of the winning team.

On the new Unanimous, Arsenio Hall had a hard time

managing Aubrey O'Day.

Sorry, if I use your other picture, you're different than everybody...

But I'm the host and you guys are the contestants.

-You can fix anything you want right now.

-No, I can't! Stop saying that!

Aubrey's been an impossible teammate.

I tell her to do something, she does the opposite.

She's undermined me at every step.

And on the new team Forte, old rivalries continued.

Dayana, once again, did not come up with one damn thing.

You and I and Penn carried this team.

If Lisa's frustrated for still being in the team with me,

too bad for her.

The next day, both teams gave their all for Walgreens.

-Pageant girls like me are always walking!

-ALL:

-Walk with Walgreens!

That night, in the boardroom,

-Arsenio felt Aubrey was taking all the credit.

-Written by me.

-Aren't you proud of me, Lise?

-You come in here and you tell a lie.

And Aubrey was left shaken.

Teresa, have I taught you everything you have ever asked?

-Now she's a teacher!

-Can I...?

She can't say anything that's not selfish.

I can't say anything, period, with these two men.

Despite their feud, Arsenio's team carried the victory.

-Arsenio, congratulations.

-Thank you, sir.

But Aubrey didn't feel like celebrating.

I just don't know if this is the right place for me.

Back in the boardroom, team Forte lost another celebrity.

-Now, you did do the box design.

-Yes, sir.

-The executives, they hated it.

Dee, you're fired.

In the War Room, Arsenio shared the reason behind his emotional win.

My cousin, who I grew up with, died of AIDS recently

and that's really what hit me.

And he vented his feelings in a rant against Aubrey.

How about what you did to ME?

-How about the

-BLEEP

-you put ME through?

Cos Donald Trump has worked all his life to be who he is

and he's not going to take his banner and put on her stank ass

to represent her as a celebrity apprentice.

-BLEEP

-her!

-BLEEP

-her!

-So, how are we going to move forward with this?

-Let me make a suggestion.

You may be the only person that can lead her

and we'll get behind you 100%, but she won't get behind us.

She's a smart girl.

She should just come in, raring to go,

cos that's what makes a team player.

I guess there were more fireworks out here. What happened? Where...?

She just never came back in here. She walked away.

'When I walked in, Aubrey had not come back,'

so I was really concerned. Honestly, it was freaking me out.

If I was on your team right now, I would be so worried.

-The bitch-ass

-BLEEP

-on your team

who cannot handle that people are smarter than they are.

They're threatened in general and they're little bitches.

'I wouldn't blame Aubrey if she quit'

because I cannot imagine what it's like

-to have those two guys gang up on me.

-Congratulations.

Thank you, Penn. The thing I've been keeping inside...

My cousin died of AIDS recently.

I kind of haven't dealt with it, you know,

and I saw Aubrey between me and victory.

'It wasn't just a task for me.

'Winning to me was real serious'

and then I get in there and she's talking about what SHE did,

her I, I, I, I.

'You have no idea what I've been through,

'just trying to manage this chick and get to victory.'

I don't want to hear about how good you are.

-I've had to suck it all up and let a bitch treat me like

-BLEEP.

-Don't you say

-BLEEP

-in the boardroom.

-BLEEP.

-That whore.

-BLEEP.

-That whore!

You're going straight for "bitch" and "whore"? Really?

You'd better hope I'm never on your team,

because anybody calls ME a bitch or a whore,

-they're going to have way more problems when they

-BLEEP

-do it.

-It's just not right.

-She was a bitch to me, Lisa.

-How can you defend her if you weren't here?

-I'm not.

Anybody yelling these things out is not appropriate.

I'm telling you what she did to ME, Lisa.

-When you

-BLEEP

-with me and disrespect me, it's on!

'Lisa Lampanelli is the last human being'

on the planet that can tell me

what language I should use when I'm angry.

That's the pot calling the kettle black.

You can't decide that she didn't disrespect me because you like her.

I didn't say that!

-I just said, yelling "bitch" and "whore" about a

-BLEEP

-woman,

-it's

-BLEEP

-wrong! Don't be a

-BLEEP!

-And don't ruin your

-BLEEP

-image and your

-BLEEP

-career!

Don't be "bitching" and "whoring".

-Every woman in America's going to

-BLEEP

-hate you!

'Lisa and Arsenio were very upset. It was like poking beehives.

'I sat in a chair,'

put the seatbelt on and held on.

But I don't know who got fired this week.

-Hey, Dayana.

-You're kidding me!

-What the

-BLEEP

-happened? Lou?

-You know...

-I don't know what to say. I just... It's tough, it's just tough.

-Right.

'I had a mental breakdown when I saw Lou and Dayana,'

-with the five

-BLEEP

-brain cells in between them,

come into that room and Dee Snider gets the shaft.

-That's was

-BLEEP

-up, Lou. I don't give a

-BLEEP

-how bad you feel.

-That was

-BLEEP.

And you were not an effective leader and you had no ideas,

-so you're both

-BLEEP

-useless!

Lisa pulled me down, called me an effing loser,

so now going to get ugly, get nasty,

-but I'm not going to let Lisa get away with her

-BLEEP.

-Now I've got two

-BLEEP

-braindeads on my team - great(!)

Penn, get a lot of sleep, cos you're going to be doing 50%

-of the

-BLEEP

-work from now on - with me!

# Money, money, money, money

# Money

# Money, money, money, money

# Money

# Some people got to have it

# Yeah, yeah

# Some people really need it

# Hey, listen to me, y'all

# Do things, do things Do things, bad things with it

# Dollar bills, y'all, come on now

# That lean, mean

# Mean green

# Almighty dollar, I know that

# Money

# Give me a nickel Brother, can you spare a dime?

# Money can drive some people out of their minds

# Ah, no good, no good, money

# Money, money, money, money

# Money. #

'During my Walgreens task,

'I won 50,000 for the Magic Johnson Foundation

'and I'm going to present that'

to Magic Johnson.

I'm going to hit him up on Skype and he has no idea why I'm calling him.

-Hey.

-How you doing, man?

I'm doing good, man, and thank you for always supporting us

in any way that you can

and I really appreciate everything, brother.

You know, Earvin, I have a cousin in Cleveland who passed.

She had AIDS and she didn't make it.

And if she had have had a situation where she could get tested,

my cousin might still be alive, so what you're doing is wonderful.

It's God's work and keep doing it, man.

'The Magic Johnson Foundation is stretching beyond research

'and help with HIV and AIDS.'

His new programme is to put mobile testing units

in areas where people who can't afford it

can go get free, discreet testing.

OK, I got some good news for you.

On Celebrity Apprentice, I won... I want to show it to you. Ha-ha!

-It's a 30,000 cheque from Walgreens.

-Woo-hoo!

-Yes, indeed!

OK, but check this out, dude.

When I won that, Mr Trump gave me

another 20,000 for the Magic Johnson Foundation.

-Oh, my goodness!

-Isn't that crazy?

Thank you, Arsenio, brother. We're going to put it to great use.

And by the way, I'm not finished, brother. I may bring some more home.

'This situation with Aubrey, I was angry'

and I know I was angry and when you're angry,

you don't always handle things perfectly,

'but I'm going to put it all behind me.

'I got to focus on my charity cos that's what I'm here for.

'I'm here for my charity.'

How about a head bump before we go?

-Bam! I'll talk to you, man.

-All right, see you later.

-Bye-bye.

Sitting in the last boardroom,

I got bullied by Arsenio and Clay

but I came back for GLSEN, which is my charity.

I'm not here, just representing myself,

I'm representing GLSEN.

I'm representing kids who get bullied all the time,

so I really have to take a stand against these bullies.

-Good morning.

-ALL: Good morning.

-Lou, that was a tough one.

-Do you think I did the right thing?

-Yes.

-I hope you prove me right.

-It's business, not personal.

OK, we're standing in the R Lounge at the Renaissance Hotel,

overlooking Times Square. Times Square is an amazing place.

You eat, you shop, you do lots of different things in Times Square.

I've learned something over the years.

The smart people save money using entertainment.com.

It's a great company and with me today

are Dean and Melissa of entertainment.com.

Dean, tell them about the company and the task.

For 50 years, entertainment.com has had a win, win, win strategy

of helping consumers save, businesses grow

and communities benefit. Now, we've gone to the next level.

We have online memberships, mobile coupons

and really exclusive deals and we want you to tell the world about it.

Your task this week is to create a 60-second commercial,

promoting the benefits of entertainment.com,

which includes entertainment.com's savings membership,

as well as our mobile app, where consumers can go mobile and save.

Ivanka and Don will be my boardroom advisors.

Ivanka, how will they be judged?

You will be presenting the finished product to Dean and Melissa.

They will be judging these commercials, based on creativity,

product integration and overall brand messaging.

-OK, who's going to be your project manager?

-I am.

-Oh, Dayana, again?

I'm going to be the project manager.

'When we're in task delivery, instead of huddling up,

'Evita over here freaking yells she's going to be project manager.'

Really? I'll cry for YOU, Argentina, cos you're going to lose this for us

cos you've got no freaking idea in your head!

-If you're comfortable, we're going to work our ass for you.

-OK.

-I would love to win some money for NephCure.

-Good.

-OK, who's your project manager?

-I am.

-OK, very good.

'I really want to win for my charity

'because the last time I was project manager, I lost by 14.

'But I was nervous about taking it because of Arsenio and Aubrey.'

They're a ticking time bomb. You never know when they'll go off.

Now, the project manager of the winning team will receive 20,000.

-Donald, we'd like to triple that offer.

-Wow.

-Make it 60,000.

60,000, very good. Go out, do a great job. It's a great company.

-Show them what you can do. Good luck. Thank you.

-Thank you.

I want you to understand something about me.

I did not want to come back to this group,

specifically because of the things that I heard that you said about me.

I know it's easy to go to the comments that were made

and I know that's not who you are.

Honestly, I'm a huge fan of what you've done

and I fell in love with who I grew up watching

and those things really hurt

that you, that you think those things of me.

'Last week's boardroom,'

I started thinking about everything, from the night Magic Johnson

made his announcement on my show 20 years ago...

..to the recent death of my cousin in Cleveland who died of AIDS.

And all that was just too much.

I was angry. Um...

No desire to hurt you and I'm sorry it went to that

and later on, if you're interested,

I'd love to tell you what was going on inside me

from the beginning of the day till that moment

and I think you'll understand it.

-Even if I'm wrong, I think you'll understand it.

-OK.

-Even if I'm wrong.

-OK.

'Sometimes, things get crazy.

'They get intense here, but it takes a man to say, "I did that wrong".

'The language wasn't necessary'

and I'm so glad that, instead of shutting down, she talked to me.

Let's get behind Teresa and I'm so glad that we could do this.

-Let's go in, get behind her, OK?

-OK.

-So, we understand that Penn's going to leave us at 4.

-What?

-He has a show to go to.

-So, it's the three of us?

-Yeah.

-And when's he coming back?

-He'll be back for tomorrow's presentation.

'When I heard Penn was leaving early,

'I was freaking pissed, because Lou and Dayana'

have not a brain cell between them

and bring nothing to the table, when it comes to creativity.

So, where did these coupons use to come? In the newspapers?

No, usually they'd be sold by groups like schools or charity groups.

-Yeah.

-It's a coupon book about that big.

-All right.

And you have, in there, savings on all your local stuff.

It's for dining, shopping, travel, attractions.

You pay 30 and if you were to use all the coupons,

it would be thousands of dollars-worth.

-Just saving money is a big deal to people.

-Yeah.

-All right.

'I am the project manager for this task.

'I couldn't wait to step up because Lisa screams and curses and says,'

"You are beep useless, you are beep, beep, beep."

Do we want to talk about some kind of ideas?

'But if I'm the project manager,

'she's going to have to respect whatever I'm saying'

and, agree or not, she has to work with it.

I think, whatever we do, if you get to people's hearts,

they're going to love it.

Like, "I want to marry you and this is the restaurant

"that I need to take you and oh, my God, if I didn't have the coupons,

"she wouldn't say yes."

What do you guys think about that?

It's a real super-exaggeration which I think is a little bit funny.

-Right.

-I like when everybody is involved

-and everybody agrees on what we're doing.

-Well, we'll do that.

-We'll get behind the plough.

-Why don't we get in the van?

We can think there, but at least we'll be on schedule.

-What shall we bring?

-Bring everything.

-ARSENIO:

-Quality, quantity and anywhere.

Any time, anywhere, any way.

-At home, mobile...

-Save more, do more.

-Something for everyone.

'I know Arsenio apologised but do I really like him?'

No. Will I ever really like him again? Probably not.

But I have to bite my tongue for a while and be a team player.

I would love to show the inferior competitor

and then one of us pulls that person's coattails

and says, "What are you doing?"

Like my grandpa used to sit at the kitchen table every Saturday morning

and cut out every single coupon in the newspaper.

Imagine this guy is that old-school person and he's doing it that way.

And maybe this lady and Aubrey are family in some way.

Yeah, she could pass for his wife.

Yeah, her and your daughter bring you forth into the future

and get you right

with what entertainment.com is all about right now.

I kind of like that.

'We had the opportunity to hire actors

'but I thought Paul was perfect'

and better than anyone that we could have hired.

He has a reputation for being cranky.

-Paul's favourite two words aren't "Paul Senior", they're

-"BLEEP

-you"!

-What do you guys think?

-Shave his moustache.

Make us look like regular people but...

I think he's got to have sleeves on, lose the earring

and be more dowdy-looking than he is.

Yeah, he's a little too hip right now. We got to cover this.

Yeah, would you look like that, Paul?

Take off the earring and wear sleeves?

Yeah, that ain't no problem. Yeah.

-OK.

-It's all about winning, right?

-Absolutely. Absolutely.

So, we have our couple dating.

Yeah, meeting, proposal and then on their honeymoon,

deciding what restaurants to go to.

And then do the turnaround the other way.

She says, "What do you want to do now?"

And he goes, "Look, I've got baby carriages, nursery schools,

-"da,da,da..."

-That's good, that's good.

-Those are our four scenes.

There you go.

'We came up with a love story, facilitated by entertainment.com,

'from first date to proposal to honeymoon'

and then it takes a little switch at the end

and it's the man deciding that maybe it's time to procreate.

I think that's adorable.

That makes our casting really easy cos it's just two people.

-It's just different backdrops.

-I like that.

These two have tons of improv experience

and I think that's a really important thing,

and these two do not.

-So, first options are taken.

-Do you want these two?

-No, these two.

-OK.

-Great.

'I could have played anything in the commercial,

'Dayana could have been in the commercial.'

I could have played the older guy that wants to meet her

'and date her because I'm an actor. I can play any type.'

Lou, do you want to take care of putting some banners together

-for the presentation, so we can have it on the sides before we start?

-OK.

-So, look at the logos and try to see if we can put some banners.

-OK.

BLEEP.

It's like heaven.

I feel like Morgan Freeman's going to be here or something.

I'm going to write out a basic outline of the script.

'Once we got to the loft, we kind of brain schemed things

'and, for me, I definitely was in the dark'

because it definitely wasn't my forte.

So, we're going to open on dad in the kitchen, cutting out coupons.

-And in the adjacent bedroom, he'll hear Aubrey.

-OK.

"You know, it's hard to find quality and quantity in the same place.

And then a zipper sound and he's going to go,

"And so easily accessible.

"Aren't you glad we don't do it like your parents do it?"

-And then you kick the door in. "Hey, Dad!"

-Oh, man!

'Our concept is a man is listening outside his daughter's door

'and thinks they're about to have sex.

'He busts in the room and they're fully dressed'

and he feels an idiot

cos they're doing entertainment.com on the computer.

"Come over here, honey, and get behind me." Oh, my...

-Wait. "Here. Take it in your hand..."

-That's me.

"Here, take it in your hand."

'I wanted a fun commercial'

cos everyone loves to watch a funny commercial

'but it was getting really dirty.'

-What do you think, Paul?

-As far as what?

-Does it sound dirty or it sounds good?

-It does sound dirty, yeah.

-Is it too...?

-It's good, Teresa, and if it's too much,

we'll take one of those away. In editing, we can make it right.

-We have to remember, it's only 60 minutes.

-60 seconds.

-I mean 60 seconds. Sorry, 60 seconds!

-It's quick.

"How about this fun Mexican restaurant with 25% off?

"It's next to the movie theatre. We can buy one get one free.

-"How about Wednesday?"

-How's Wednesday?

-How's Wednesday?

You know how these people talk, don't you?

You mean girls who are trying desperately to get asked out? Yes.

I was trying to see if we could do this without backdrops

-and I couldn't find a way.

-No, we can't do it without backdrops.

This is cute, with the honeymoon thing. Oh, that's cute!

Looks like somebody's in a restaurant, looking out to the city.

Yeah, I like that. We'll do 549 - restaurant.

'I think Dayana's less annoying when she's in charge

'cos she defers to other people as professionals.'

When she's not in charge,

she's always tended to squeeze in ideas, like an annoying kid.

Let her be project manager every freaking day. It's just easier.

-Actors, are you ready?

-Let's see how it looks. We can see the light.

-We'll put it on the floor. We'll get rid of it.

-Yeah, please. Thank you.

'The script is funny, the actors are here,

'the lights were set, everything was ready. My job, now,'

is to direct the actors and make them look good.

Everybody ready to start? Stop walking. Everybody quiet.

Ssh.

Lisa and Dayana were getting along, I thought, fabulously

and seemed to be respecting each other

and listening to each other very carefully,

which I saw as close as this atheist ever came to experiencing a miracle.

Action.

So, we've been dating for a few months now

-and I just want to tell you...

-I love you too!

Oh, my gosh, this is so sudden.

I still have months left on my entertainment.com account!

If we use this jeweller's discount, we can save a bundle. I love you!

-I love you too.

-Cut.

-That was great.

-That was so cute.

Let's put water in those glasses.

Dayana, Dayana...

That's OK. We have to move.

'I really tried hard to tell Dayana about changing the camera angle

'to get more of a close-up. She said it wasn't necessary.

'She's young, she's never directed before.'

She wanted to do it her way. That was a concern of mine

because I knew it was a problem.

I need to book florists and find accommodation for our parents.

Ha, I'm so excited!

I need this hand.

Cut. Love it.

That was perfect.

-That was so cute.

-I love it.

I still think you should have more of an angle on him.

If he's looking sideward they get more of a reaction

when he's trying to say he loves her.

-I think it's OK, Lou.

-What?

-I think it's fine.

-OK.

-Hi, everybody.

-Hi, how are you?

-Josh.

-Teresa. Nice to meet you.

-Arsenio. Pleasure.

-Are you the director?

-I'm the director of photography, yes.

-OK.

You figure out a concept and after that,

we meet our DP, Josh,

then the actors came, hair and make-up came.

Could you part his hair to the side, give him a part,

-push it to the side?

-You want to do that now?

Yeah, you might as well. They can start doing you up.

We didn't want Paul to look like Paul.

Paul's not an actor but, hopefully,

he fits the part as being Aubrey's dad.

-SHE GASPS

-Oh, my God, you look so good!

'Paul said he's never done something like this before.

'He's definitely doing it for the team, hopefully for me too,'

so, Paul, thank you. Mwah!

You look great. I keep looking at you. You look great.

Uh-oh.

LAUGHTER

'I thought the whole thing was funny, to be honest with you.

'I thought I was funny because I never thought'

I would be THAT guy,

which is the total 360 degree turnaround from the guy that I am.

-You look so...

-Let me see you.

This one's going to be a tough one to live down, I think.

There is this big, tough guy, looking like Clark Griswold.

That hairstyle is popping, baby!

-That is the funniest

-BLEEP

-I've ever seen.

You guys have got to be closer.

Husband and wife, you love each other.

-Do you have a frying pan I could hit him over the head with?

-Yeah!

-Yeah.

This week's task is to do a commercial on entertainment.com

and we have one day to do it and we have a lot to do.

Paul, keep cutting. The way you're holding it is perfect.

It felt good having all these people work for me

and me directing them and telling them

how we wanted the commercial to come across

and what we were trying to do.

All right, close the book a bit more, Paul.

-You got to say, "Action," or some

-BLEEP

-like that.

Yeah, OK, yeah, we will.

-Just say, "Go!"

-We will. Now, start cutting the coupons. Action.

Zpp!

Now get up, Paul.

'Watching Teresa direct is painful.'

She thinks saying "Action" makes her a director.

Action.

He wants action.

'Teresa's a Muppet baby. People put their hands in her

'and tell her where to go and what to do.'

"Do it again! Oh, cute! Oh!"

Oh, how cute. What a nice married couple.

-Don't get

-BLEEP

-crazy now, all right?

-All right, camera's ready.

Action.

CHAIR BANGS RHYMICALLY ON FLOOR

TERESA LAUGHS

That was great.

-Don't act like you didn't know it was going to fall down!

-Who, me?

-Yeah, old man!

-LAUGHTER

Quiet!

-Action!

-So, what do you want to do now?

Let's find a coupon for...a baby carriage.

-OK, cut. Cute. Cut.

-I love it!

That was adorable. Let's move along, folks.

-Nice.

-Thank you, sir.

OK, guys, dress for when you meet for the first time.

-I'm very happy with what we're doing.

-Me too.

-You guys wrote a very good script.

-Oh, thank you.

'I would have been happy to have been in the commercial,'

to play an older man, a younger man, I've done it before.

But Dayana wanted to do it her way.

OK, I am leaving about now.

Lou, I'm leaving about now. Same phone numbers, everything.

-It looks good. I'm out of here.

-Bye, man.

I think Penn to leave was wrong

because I came here to fight for one thing - my charity.

-Thank you, Penn.

-Bye-bye.

You don't leave one half to do a job,

come back the next morning. It's wrong.

-Hey, buddy.

-Hello, ladies.

-Hi.

-How's it going?

-Good. Yourself?

-Good, good.

-How's it coming?

-We're doing a very cute video.

How you doing, Lou?

-What happened to Penn?

-He went to a show.

-He had to go to Princeton.

-Did you get enough out of him to get it rolling at least?

-Oh, yeah, yeah.

Definitely, yeah. We did the script, so he served a purpose.

-So, you guys did creative again then?

-Yeah.

-What's the concept?

We have this couple that are doing everything in their relationship

-using the app.

-Very good.

Dayana seems to be relatively in control.

That said, the major components of the task were still delegated

to Lisa and Penn early on.

We follow them as they talk and we do that as rehearsal

-and see how that works.

-So it's going well?

-Mmm-hmm.

-Good team?

Yeah, everybody's been so great. Everybody's been amazing.

Which is both good and bad, as a project manager.

If you win, you win. If you lose, you have someone to blame,

so it could be a good tactic on Dayana's part.

That first line, Aubrey.

-Yeah.

-You can trash it up, just the first one.

-OK.

'Arsenio had some words with Aubrey in the boardroom last week

'and that may have knocked things into alignment

'just the way they needed to be knocked.

'And it's been a really healthy environment.

'But Aubrey's a lose cannon.'

It's hard to know what Aubrey will do from one minute to the next.

Action.

Oh, my! You know how hard it is

to find quality and quantity in the same place.

And so easily accessible.

-Is that the spot?

-Oh, my God, babe, that's the perfect spot!

AUBREY ROARS WITH LAUGHTER

Very nice! Very nice! That was pretty hot!

-I don't know what you're going with but...

-Now you do.

-Now you know.

-And look at Paul.

-Interesting.

-That's the dad.

I don't know. This may be the true Paul. When Paul goes home,

when he leaves the shop... LAUGHTER

The highlight of today, for me, the highlight of my week, perhaps,

was seeing Paul dressed like a dweeb.

I respect that. I think he actually carried it quite well.

-So, how's it going?

-It's going good.

-Yeah?

Do you like the fresh perspective of the men,

-a little less oestrogen on the team?

-Yes, I do.

They're all amazing and I was worried at first,

cos of what happened with Arsenio and Aubrey, but everything's good.

-Yeah, how are you getting along?

-Everything's good.

-Good?

-Yeah.

I wish it had never happened.

I wish there was another way to have gotten to where we are now,

-but we're in a perfect place.

-Everything's amazing, yeah.

-So, you feel good about this?

-Very good.

What we're doing, it makes you laugh.

-Ivanka...

-The whole time, we want the viewers...

We were nervous about being too risque,

which is why we're editing it in the way we're editing it,

which is that the audience is in on the joke the entire time.

So, it's a lighter way

of doing something risque because the audience knows,

the entire time, that nothing bad is happening.

Last week got pretty nasty in the boardroom

and, while everyone seems to be at least pretending

to put the drama behind them,

you could see Aubrey pretty openly trying to take control

of presenting their creative vision to me

and I think the right thing to do,

especially after the criticism she got last week in the boardroom,

would have been to defer to Teresa, as project manager,

and allow Teresa to articulate the vision for me.

This was worth schlepping all the way downtown for, in and of itself.

-Lisa.

-Yes?

-Ready?

-Ready, OK.

Settle, everybody.

Remember that entertainment.com saved your lives,

your marriage, your vacations, your future.

-You couldn't live without it.

-OK. Action.

I don't know if you're busy, but if you're not doing anything,

-I was thinking we could...

-I would love to!

This is perfect cos I just joined entertainment.com

for only 30 bucks and they gave me a year's worth of valuable coupons.

-This is so great! How's Wednesday?

-Wednesday's awesome.

-Cut. Very cute.

-Great. Let's move.

-OK, move it on.

-Let's change that backdrop real quick.

-Good job, Lisa.

Good job, Lisa. Good job, Lisa.

-This was cute!

-I know.

-They were adorable.

Trust me, nobody likes to be annoyed and angry more than I do

because it's fun.

And I know everybody's going to faint that I'm saying this,

but maybe Dayana's more than just a pretty face.

I think today, Dayana brought more to the table than Lou did.

Hey, so I told Lou that he could take care of some banners

for the presentation.

OK, did he start working on it because it's 3.30?

Lou, are you taking care of the banners, just to have something,

a back-up plan, in case they don't have branding in the presentation?

What kind of presentation do you want? What kind of branding?

-You want like a logo?

-Yeah, like the logo.

Can you check on the computer and the CD

what type of logos they have, see if you can print them?

'Dayana had assigned Lou to be in charge of posters

'for the presentation itself.'

He was acting all, like, bumbly about it and like, da-dum, da-dum.

-The CD must be here in the finder.

-Yeah, here. It's all this stuff.

-There you go.

-One of each - two by eight and then two by six.

Two by eight and two by four by seven.

-Two of these, four by seven.

-No.

-Two of these poster size.

-Then this is one, two by six and one, two by eight.

-Banner.

-Yes, movie posters.

-Right, movie posters.

-OK?

-You have to send him by email this.

-You want to try it again?

-OK.

-'Dude, what do you bring to the table, you know?

'I get it. You're strong.'

What else you got, dude, what else?

-Do you know how to send this to him?

-No.

-No, he doesn't. OK, I'll do it.

Action.

Oh, the happy family! I love it!

-You two are so cute together.

-That was good. That was awesome! Now...

-I need those tapes.

-And you're going to leave? OK.

So, after that, he's going to go.

I delegated to Clay and Arsenio to do the editing

because I couldn't do both.

'I want to get these shots done

'and, looking at the time, it's getting late.'

Arsenio, let's go.

OK, so we did that.

Now we're going to get over the shoulder shot

of Aubrey with the cellphone, laptop and iPad.

-That's what we're going to do.

-So, I'm out of this?

-You're out, Paul.

-Yeah, you're out. Take a break.

'I was getting a little worried.

'Time is always the most important thing you need to look at.'

You think you have all this time

and then it ends up creeping up on you.

Um, Aubrey...

-And then are you going to point at it, Aubrey?

-Huh?

-Are you going to point at it?

-Yeah, I can point at it.

-Do you want me to do that?

-Yeah. Are you guys ready?

'We have a lot to shoot'

after Clay and Arsenio leave and I'm really nervous

because Teresa does not know how to direct

and Paul's just sitting in the back, doing nothing.

-Am I making you happy, Paul?

-I'm happy. I'm always happy.

This is a competition

about who's going to be the most efficient business leader

and I don't think that anyone in their right mind

would define that person as Teresa or Paul.

Let's see how it looks strung together.

'We arrive at the editing suite and we start picking out'

which takes of the scenes would work best.

That's the one! I love it, I love, I love it! Can we take the fish out?

-Do you even need the scuba diving?

-'Lisa and I are working well today.

'She still has her loud voice but at the end of the day,'

while we were working she was fine. So...

..I'm surprised.

Don't you think every time she holds the iPhone,

you should have that logo in the left-hand corner?

You can try it but it's also going to pull focus from the action.

'Dayana and I are really working hard to edit this thing

'and all of a sudden, Lou starts piping up because, you know,

he had to get his chops in.

Move that to the left-hand corner.

-No.

-No, it's corny. When you watch commercials on TV,

you don't see Nabisco in the right-hand,

you don't see Walmart in the right-hand...

It's just... It's a really good idea, Lou, but not really.

'Lou's idea is stupid.

'He has brought nothing to the table, once again.'

He was kind of like eye candy. We were just looking at him.

-It's a minute.

-Exact? Wow!

-We got 60 seconds, huh?

You and your tough heart, you love it!

Of course. If I didn't like it, I would tell you.

'I don't like the commercial. They didn't focus enough on the branding.

'They were too involved'

with how cute the actors were,

but it's the branding and they didn't listen to me.

Creativity, product integration and brand messaging.

I say we get A+ on all those.

ZIP NOISE

It's to make a father think it's a pants zipper

-but it's really a computer bag.

-OK.

-Oh, the

-BLEEP

-got

-BLEEP

-stuck.

THEY LAUGH

'Arsenio and I have become'

very good friends over the process of this.

'We just really work well together.'

-Damn.

-Wilt Chamberlain's pants.

THEY LAUGH

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Hi, guys. Did you guys get those other tapes? I sent two other tapes.

-We haven't had chance to look at that yet.

-And branding?

-You've picked out the logos?

-We're going to do that very last.

-OK.

We got to start thinking about time now.

We're going to be maybe cutting it close here.

When I came in, Clay and Arsenio were feet up,

acting all chill,

then in the last 30 minutes, they changed their tune

and were like, "We don't have enough time."

However, I'm sure they'll find a nice sneaky way

to put it back on, probably, Teresa's shoulders.

Give me him at the door and then we'll have him barge in.

-VIDEO: 'You're so old-fashioned.

-Simply turn...'

Listen. It's all just a last-minute freak-out.

Is old-fashioned the wrong word cos it puts down the older books?

-How do we change it? We don't have any time.

-A voiceover right now?

-We...

-"Old school".

I don't know if "old school"' is much better than "old-fashioned"

but, either way, we had five minutes left.

Aubrey is a very smart and talented person

but, for all of her talents,

Aubrey's biggest talent is covering her ass.

I don't know that we can do anything right now.

Realistically, I think it IS their older method.

'I definitely, of course, would have loved more time.

'There's things that could have been polished a bit more. If we do lose,'

based on how the commercial was edited,

then Clay and Arsenio are the two going down.

Let's live with it, guys. With one play, they shouldn't catch it.

It's the morning of the presentation

and I really, really, really want to win.

But I'm nervous about the whole thing.

Thank you, entertainment.com.

I'm a mother of four and in this economy, it's really hard

to find affordable things to do with your family, but you make it easier.

We want to thank you guys so much for taking the time out of your day

to watch our video. We love entertainment.com.

-Thank you for bringing us such a quality product. Enjoy.

-Thank you.

Oh, babe, you know how hard it is

to find quality and quantity in the same place.

ZIP NOISE

And so easily accessible.

This is so much better than the way your parents do it.

We can do it any time, any way, anywhere.

Here, take it in your hand.

So, all I have to do is move my fingers up and down like this?

-Oh, my God.

-Grrr!

-That's the perfect spot!

-What's going on here?!

-Hey, Dad.

-Huh?

-You're so old-fashioned.

I don't even know why you spend

so much time cutting out all those coupons.

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APPLAUSE

'Teresa thinks that everybody is great friends

'and that they all love her but the second that we lose,'

Clay and Arsenio will start the gang-bang on her

and she'll see what I went through the other night.

I absolutely do not trust Arsenio or Clay.

'Walking into the presentation, I felt really good.

'I was like, this is such a cute video'

and either they like it or they don't.

We definitely couldn't have done any better.

-Good morning, everyone.

-Good morning.

We are team Forte

and we are thrilled to present our entertainment.com commercial.

-I hope you guys enjoy it.

-Thank you.

If you're not doing anything, I was thinking maybe we could...

I would love to! This is perfect

cos I just joined entertainment.com for only 30 bucks.

-How's Wednesday?

-Wednesday's awesome!

-I want to tell you that I...

-I love you too!

Oh, this is so sudden!

I still have months left on my entertainment.com account

and if we use this jeweller's discount, we can save a bundle.

This is amazing! I love you!

Our entertainment.com app works here too.

What about the discounts on art museums,

scuba diving, all the restaurants?

So, what do you want to do now?

Let's find a coupon for...a baby carriage.

APPLAUSE

'Going back in the boardroom tonight, I expect fireworks.'

-But you never know what's going to happen.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

She's negative, she's mean, she's abrasive.

I think I'm going to make my point

-that I don't like to be called a

-BLANK

-loser.

-Hello, Dean and Melissa.

-Good afternoon.

-Mr Trump.

So, what did you think of Teresa as a project manager?

They really came together as a team. When they came out on that stage,

they presented as a team from the beginning to the end.

Who was the star of that team?

Paul Teutul Sr was out of character.

-When you see it, you might not recognise him.

-Ah.

-As well as Aubrey.

-They were all stars - creative, bold, gutsy

and they got their message through.

So, what were the negatives on Teresa's team?

We were a little concerned about calling the dad old-fashioned.

A lot of consumers still love to use print coupons.

We also thought it might be a bit TOO risque, TOO over the edge.

They didn't mention some of the pieces of the things that, normally,

we like to see in a commercial, maybe like how much it is.

-And Dayana's team?

-It was very creative, great storyline.

They mentioned parts of the products that are important,

like how much it costs, simple things like that.

They showed the wide variety of savings

that you can do with entertainment,

so all the different ways that you can use our product

were represented quite well in their commercial.

What about the bad part of Dayana's team?

It wasn't as exciting. It was a little...not as much fun.

They used two characters which was probably not as zippy.

So, you think they're both really good. Who is the winner?

We think the winner is...

-Dayana.

-Mr Trump.

-I hope you did well.

-Oh, my God, I do too.

But if you didn't, and you're project manager,

-are you going to be fired?

-I don't think so.

-Should you be?

-No, I shouldn't.

-Who should be, if you lose?

Um, well, everybody worked very hard,

though I don't want to call out any name

and get into a situation, if it's not necessary. I'll...

-Did you have a weak player on the team?

-I did.

-Who was it?

-Lou.

-It was Lou?

Lou. Why Lou? Tell me.

Um, Lou helped a lot on taking care of picking up things

and helping me with the props and everything

-but, with the creating part, Lou was very quiet.

-OK.

Lisa, did you think Lou was not so good?

Yeah, he brought very little to the table

and I actually was very impressed with Dayana. We got along great.

-Whoa, what have we here? Dayana!

-I know. It was crazy.

-What have we here, Dayana?

-We had so much fun and I think Dayana...

You thought Dayana did a good job as project manager?

Yeah, I realised halfway through,

thinking about it today, Dayana is fierce

when it comes to keeping organised. She's a great project manager,

as far as delegating and keeping on top of people

and, yes, maybe she's not the most creative person,

but she was really cool and we had a lot of fun.

-So, did you find Lou to be your weak link?

-Yes.

-Wow.

-Can I say something?

-Go ahead, Lou.

Lisa's lucky not to be a man tonight

-because I would throw her right through that wall.

-Really?

-After the last boardroom, you called me a

-BLEEP

-loser.

-You kidding me?

-You called me

-BLEEP

-loser, both Dayana and I,

and I think you're very negative.

You're negative and mean and I want to say that to your face.

Nobody calls Lou Ferrigno a loser.

Listen, Lou, that's for outside the boardroom

and I don't curse in the boardroom and you know that. No-one did.

-You did say to my face, "You're a

-BLEEP

-loser." You did say that.

-Lou, you know what?

-BLEEP.

-Did you say that?

And by the way, if you physically threaten me again,

-there's going to be a problem.

-I don't fight with women.

-I just gave you honest opinion.

-Lisa, I'll protect you.

Yeah, I am sure you will, thank you very much. You are out of line.

-I think.

-Again.

-Did you say that, Lisa?

Did you say that to Lou? Did you say that to Lou?

I think my exact words, when they walked into the room

without Dee Snider, I said, "Are you F-ing kidding me?"

We lost a strong player, I'm stuck with these two, so I said,

"Penn, get a lot of sleep cos you're going to be doing half the task

"and I am going to do the other half, as usual."

So, yes, I was angry to be left with two weak players.

But the difference is, Dayana stepped up,

was completely professional this time.

We had no fights in the whole group.

It was only trying to find some busy work for him to do.

-Did you call Lou a loser though?

-I really don't remember, sir.

-Ask the team.

-If he says I did, I'm sure he's right and it was in anger

and I apologise, but don't threaten anybody.

I said you're disrespectful in front of a bunch of people...

And you were kissing my ass for the last two days.

-BLEEP

-on your best behaviour.

-BLEEP.

In the boardroom you're a phoney, you have a filthy mouth.

I tell nothing but the truth. Oh, Lou.

You're constantly negative and I say it right to your face.

I do the job, honey, and you don't,

so get ready for an elevator ride, Lou.

That's big stuff.

And he did say, "If you were a MAN, he would attack you."

-There's a difference.

-It's still out of order, Mr Trump.

He could have brought this up nicely and we could have discussed it

but he had to wait and try to blind-side me.

It didn't work, it doesn't ruffle MY feathers

and I'll still tell the truth to the Trumps

-cos that's what they deserve, OK?

-Wow.

-I don't fight with women.

-You just did.

-I told you honestly, in a nice way.

-Oh, that was really nice(!)

You're not a man.

If you were a man, you'd go straight through that wall in two seconds,

-before you could blink.

-Lou, it doesn't worry me at all.

Your threats are empty because you brought

nothing to the table on this task, so let's stick with that.

-You never call anybody a loser in front of a bunch of people.

-Shut up!

-You're disrespectful and I'll say it to your face.

-Wa! Wa!

Teresa, did you hear her say that to Lou?

Um... I heard the other part, I didn't hear the loser, to be honest.

-Paul, did you hear it?

-You know what?

It was so crazy in that room, there was crossfire all over the place

and I just tried to get out of the way and I don't remember.

That was the least of it. The biggest problem was Aubrey.

-Are you OK?

-Yeah. I'm done snivelling.

-What happened to you, by the way?

-I'm done snivelling.

What happened to you? I didn't see that out of you.

Yeah, you know, I'm trying to find the perfect balance,

as a woman who, just biologically, is more emotional,

to keep the strength in me but also...

What happened with you and Arsenio?

Are you back to being friends, Arsenio, or not really?

-We talked...

-Talking doesn't mean anything. Are you friends?

Yeah, and we all had a great time.

Arsenio, do you think that Aubrey was responsive

to your criticisms of her on this task,

in terms of taking charge

and taking ownership of all the creative and decisions?

Yeah, I thought...

There was peace in our room

and during our work

and I probably got the right result with the wrong language.

OK, I think you're right.

And I didn't know you were so emotional. I'm impressed.

-That's a whole different thing.

-That's OK.

You were emotional cos you won a lot of money for a great charity

-and a great person.

-Yes.

-Right?

-Yes.

-I understand.

Clay, do you think these two are patched up?

I have to say he's absolutely right.

The tone today and throughout this task has been very healthy

-and everyone's gotten along really well.

-Do you think you won?

-I do believe we won.

-Do you like your end product?

-I do.

How did you like Teresa as a project manager?

I liked Teresa quite a bit.

She is probably the nicest woman on this side of the table.

Not anything against the other ones!

But she really is the sweetest girl here.

-You know, that could be job threatening.

-Right.

-This is not her image.

-And she really took on a task that she...

She'd never directed before and she stepped up to do it

and in a really strong way.

OK, good. Great job.

-So, Paul, how do you think you did? Did you like it?

-I did.

-I enjoyed it. It was a complete flip-around.

-Yeah.

-I think you were surprised when you walked in.

-It was amazing.

I think I walked right by you and then did a loop back around,

so I very much appreciated the look.

-He put sleeves on for me - can you believe it?

-Really? About time.

OK. So, Teresa, who was the weak link in your team?

-Oh, my God. Um...I didn't have a weak link.

-You don't think so?

So, you're going to have a hard time if you lose this.

If we go into the boardroom, I think all five of us need to go in.

-Who will you bring in the boardroom if you lose?

-All five of us.

-Really?

-I'd have to do that.

-You just don't know?

-I really...

-Aubrey, who do you think, honestly, was the weak link?

-Everyone was great.

-Really?

-I have to commend...

The last time this happened,

two people got fired, you know that, don't you?

-Oh!

-Just tell me, who would you bring back?

Um...

All right, so I'll have to...

It's a bit precarious to say you're not going to bring

-anyone into the boardroom.

-No, I said all five of us.

When I came to visit you while you were filming,

when I asked, specifically, what the creative vision was for the task,

Aubrey was telling me what the vision is

and you, Teresa, kept saying,

"I was saying that, but I was saying that...", in my ear, to the side.

Were you able to control Aubrey?

-Well, I didn't like that she did that.

-You felt that, right?

-Yes.

I was a bit surprised and I kept looking to you,

as project manager, to tell me the vision and Aubrey kept answering.

I don't think she meant to be disrespectful

but I wanted to tell you cos I was the project manager.

Aubrey, I've grown to have

a tremendous amount of respect for you,

but you are very polarising, in a certain way,

and I think, largely, what I've observed

when I've been out in the field with you,

is that you tend to speak more often

than the person who maybe should be speaking

and I think that's the type of thing

that alienates the rest of your team.

Right. Paul, who was the star of your team?

You know, I got to say Clay's always a hitter. He's very versatile.

-He's a big shock to you?

-I'm telling you, the guy is so well-rounded.

How would Clay get along with your rough guys cos I see

some of the guys you work with. They're seriously rough, right?

-Yeah.

-These are rough guys.

-He'd have a hard time.

-They love being on a bike.

-I don't think he'd want to.

-Would he survive in that world?

-I put up with YOU OK.

-Yeah, he does.

-He might.

-If he was project manager in your shop,

-would he get anything done?

-No. No.

-LAUGHTER

-That would be a good test.

-Try me!

It's different but he might do better than you think. Who knows?

OK. We're going to show your videos right now

and, I have to tell you,

entertainment.com, the executives, liked them both a lot.

But you know what that means.

That means they liked one more than the other,

so we'll find out what that is.

-OK, let's see, Teresa, your team's video.

-OK.

-I'm never going to live this down!

-OK. Let's see what we have.

-VIDEO:

-Oh, babe, you know how hard it is

to find quality and quantity in the same place.

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And so easily accessible.

Here, take it in your hand.

So, all I have to do is move my fingers up and down, like this?

-Grrr!

-Oh, my God, that's the perfect spot!

-What's going on here?

-Hey, Dad.

-Huh?

-You're so old-fashioned.

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Very good. Very good.

Dayana, what did you think of Teresa's video?

-They did a good job.

-Did you like it?

-It was entertaining, yeah.

It was fun to see Paul like that. I like, "Huh?"

I didn't recognise Paul. So, better than yours or not?

Um, I think ours is more entertaining.

-It's funnier and cuter, so...

-OK. What do you think, Lisa?

Mr Trump, I have to say, I think their video was very good.

Do you like theirs better than yours?

No, I don't. It's apples and oranges, but it was adorable

and I thought Paul was really cool, Aubrey was cute. It was great.

-Penn, what did you think?

-I liked it.

I'm not a big fan of double entendres, as a rule,

on the start there, but I liked it very much and I...

-Did you like Paul?

-I loved Paul.

-Who else did you like in the commercial?

-I thought everybody was great.

-Mmm-hmm.

OK, I want to see the other commercial right now.

Dayana, let's see your commercial.

-VIDEO:

-If you're not doing anything, I was thinking maybe we could...

I would love to! This is perfect

cos I just joined entertainment.com for only 30 bucks

and they gave me a year's worth of valuable coupons,

so we could try this Mexican place, 25% off.

I want to tell you that I...

I love you too! Oh, this is so sudden!

I still have months left on my entertainment.com account

and if we use this jeweller's discount, we can save a bundle.

So, what do you want to do now?

Let's find a coupon for...a baby carriage.

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OK. So, Dayana, let me ask you this.

Why didn't you put yourself or Lou or Lisa or Penn -

all well-known people - why didn't you put yourselves in that video?

Um, it just wouldn't fit with the story that we had planned, so...

I wanted to but you said no. I think star power is very important.

When you have a team, you want to use what you can from your own team.

It always helps to hear these great ideas

when you're working on it, as opposed to in the boardroom after,

so it would have helped if you'd said something - which you didn't.

All right. Teresa, what did you think of Dayana's team's commercial?

Um, it was good. I mean, I could have saw Dayana playing her part.

-I could have too.

-And Penn being that guy.

-I agree. I could have too.

I thought she was great, actually,

but you could have really used your team for that commercial.

-Penn.

-Yeah.

-Penn would have been good.

-I consider myself to be too old for that.

-For a young woman, you mean?

-For that plot.

-I agree.

-I think you're much too old for a young woman.

-Thank you.

LAUGHTER

-I agree.

-I'm going to even reserve my comments here.

-It's too easy.

-I hate those people.

Clay, which commercial did you like better?

-I definitely think ours was better.

-Why?

I have seen ours 100 times and I still smile and enjoy it

and, seeing theirs the first time, I think it was good.

-OK.

-But I didn't get that joy from it that I got from ours.

Lou, what do you think? Their commercial or this commercial?

I like their commercial.

The fact that they used more star power,

I basically like their commercial.

Really? Your team can't be thrilled when you say that, you know that.

-Well...

-Even if it's so - and I don't want anyone to ever lie

or misrepresent or anything else -

but I'm sitting here, watching Lisa seethe,

as you're saying you like the opposing team's commercial better.

-It's my opinion.

-How do you feel about that, Lisa?

I think it's a Benedict Arnold, turncoat thing to do.

I think it's easier to say he didn't like what we did

cos the three of us did it and he did nothing

so, basically, it's pretty easy to put your name out of the game,

when you haven't had anything to do with the product.

-Penn left at four o'clock.

-I don't care if Penn left at four o'clock.

He did a hell of a lot more than you did the whole time.

So, Penn, brain power-wise and just pure endurance

and being available and accessible, put you to shame.

Sorry, once again.

-That's tough.

-So I did nothing right? I just sat around, right?

-Pretty much.

-You're wrong.

I would love the list because you were supposed to do the printing,

yet it somehow fell to me again and Dayana to pick up the ball.

-You were supposed to... Hmm, nothing else.

-Oh, really?

-Yeah.

And, by the way, if you have ideas,

it's a real good idea to give them before it's edited and done.

You didn't say you wanted anyone in it, you now have a mouth that roars.

-I said before...

-Grow up, Lou! This is not the way you conduct business.

-You suggested nothing.

-Well, when you're cussing all day...

When Dayana is backing ME up, you know that you're wrong,

because we don't agree on anything and that's something we agreed on.

-So, you know what? This.

-She's the project manager.

I know, and she agrees with ME.

I would help every way I can and she said...

-You did nothing, Lou.

-I was focussed on listening.

Yes, you listened but to not have any results?

I told you, I gave Dayana some tips,

the point about using different camera angles...

-Which she completely ignored because she was right!

-Oh, really? OK.

-I have my opinion.

-Lou, you added nothing.

You added muscle. You carried some props...

-You're always angry, always negative.

-Guess what I'm angry at.

People sliding in this game

when it's supposed to be about a team effort,

when it's supposed to be about people working together,

having ideas and you didn't have any

and you went after me first here, honey, so don't even start.

Because you're very negative and you affect everybody around you.

Well, if I'm negative, I sure get the job done!

But you're negative all the time..

That's unfortunate because, guess what? I get the job done.

-Point is we work as a team.

-I get the job done on every task.

You've never, by the way, heard anyone in this room say

I wasn't the star of the team so, guess what?

It's unfortunate you feel that way, that's personal, it's not business.

-This is a team.

-Lou, again, your argument does not stand up

and I can't even believe I'm dignifying it with a response.

He didn't do anything, she did, I did and he did.

That's the bottom line.

-Lisa, were you surprised?

-Let's move on, shall we?

-Let me ask you this.

Were you surprised when Lou said he liked the other team's better?

I was horrified because you just don't do that.

But, again, it's easy to do that

when you've put no heart and soul into it the way we have.

It's an opinion. You see two movies. Which one do you like better?

You have to give an opinion. I gave an honest opinion.

It's hardly the same as seeing two different movies,

one of which you didn't direct.

I mean, in this case, you worked on one those "movies",