Men in Black Are Gonna Come Get Him The Apprentice USA

Last week on All-Star Celebrity Apprentice,

Mr Trump put the All-Stars on stage.

You'll be performing a soap opera for a live audience.

On team Power, project manager La Toya Jackson

went head-to-head with Omarosa.

Who is the most disrespectful person sitting in this room right now?

-You tell me!

-I'm a grown woman, I run a company, I run half of the

West Coast, and you're not going to talk to me like I'm four years old.

Did you guys get that? She runs a company, half of the West Coast.

Omarosa's fiance had a heart attack -

I'm sure she gave it to him.

And on Plan B, project manager Stephen Baldwin

ruled with an iron fist.

If I decide to leave it all on and you all have to work it out...

-OK.

-..that's my decision.

-No worries, absolutely.

-OK?

You're absolutely right.

Stephen, you be nice to Marilu or I'm going to kill you.

In the boardroom, Gary Busey was again called out by his team.

Who is your weak link?

-Gary, just because...

-I'm not weak. I'm not weak at all.

-..of his personality.

-That's a fallacy.

But that didn't keep Plan B from getting the win.

So, Stephen, I want to congratulate you.

Thank you, Mr Trump.

I'm going to give you 20,000 and Crystal Light is adding 30,000.

Left to face Mr Trump, tensions ran high on team Power.

This is a tough season.

It's All-Stars - you can't have weak players, Mr Trump.

Claudia, are you a weak player?

The fact you're saying I'm throwing under the bus,

with all the trickery you've been doing that's coming to light.

-I'm not a quitter, I came to win.

-Well, maybe on your 30th episode, you'll win, finally.

-You know what? I will because I'll stay and fight.

-Good luck with that.

And after an unexpected choice by La Toya...

La Toya, pick two people.

I'm going to choose Brande and Dennis.

I've never been so shocked in my life.

Hallelujah!

I think La Toya is avoiding a boardroom battle with Omarosa

because she loses them.

..Mr Trump was left with little options.

You made a terrible choice when you didn't bring back Omarosa.

La Toya, you're fired.

The reason you came on to me could have been done in private,

it could have been done out of the boardroom.

It doesn't mean...

that you didn't do what you were asked to do or play well...

Let me finish, please.

It just means that you being you, sometimes,

people find to be a distraction.

I wasn't the only one that said that.

-LISA:

-Gary has been called out as the weakest player on our team.

He doesn't work as hard as all the other team members.

I do think it's time that Gary show himself and everyone else

what he's made of.

Is there any way you can help me?

I can.

Work harder, do more.

Just work harder, do more.

-I did what I was told.

-I know.

Do things that you're not told.

When you feel a weakness in me, tell me about it.

-Don't wait until the boardroom.

-OK, if that's...

-That's a cowardly thing to do.

-OK, you know what?

If that's what you would like, then...

-That's what I require.

-Deal. Fine, then deal.

-That's what I require.

-OK, then.

I will do the same to you, with love and affection.

OK, deal.

-Good.

-Deal.

-Good.

That was shocking.

This show's getting interesting.

Do you know how shocked I am that she didn't pick me?

When La Toya didn't say my name, it was the most shocking

choice of two people in the history of the entire Apprentice.

Keep playing the game, Omarosa.

No, you'll get beat down for playing the game, so you'd better stop,

or they'll come for you.

I was really disappointed with Claudia.

I mean, I expect people to, kind of, do things that are unsavoury,

but Claudia was hurling and throwing insults at me.

I've learned, I've taken note and I think that karma is a bitch.

-So, who do you think? Who is going?

-La Toya.

You think La Toya is going?

-Yes.

-I think so.

-You think La Toya is going?

-Yes.

-La Toya?

-He don't want to.

It's got to be La Toya.

-La Toya?

-What's happening?

Are they coming?

-Oh, here they come.

-Here they come.

-Oh, La Toya.

-Wow!

Dennis, I'm so glad to see you!

It really was sad.

You shouldn't have gone in there, baby - it should have been me.

I'm sorry, honey. You didn't deserve that!

-I know, I'm not worried about anything.

-Thank you.

-Congratulations.

-It was just sad seeing her go because she was

crying and... Yeah, she... It was just...

Yeah, it was hard. It really was. Good riddance.

The weak link on our team was 150% Omarosa.

We've got to work together.

We cannot lose again.

So if we lose, honey, you've got to go.

MUSIC: For The Love Of Money by the O'Jays

# Money, money, money, money

# Money

# Money, money, money, money

# Money

# Some people got to have it

# Yeah

# Some people really need it

# Hey, listen to me, y'all

# Do things, do things

# Do things, bad things with it

# Dollar bills, y'all

# Some more of that lean

# Mean

# Mean green

# Almighty dollar

# Talking 'bout Don't you know that money?

# Give me a nickel Brother, can you spare a dime?

# Money can drive some people out of their minds

# No good, no good

# Money

# Money, money, money, money

# Money. #

Hey, Mom!

Oh, my baby!

Thanks for coming. Come on, babe.

Today is a great day.

My mom, on behalf of her organisation,

the Carol Baldwin Breast Cancer Research Fund,

is coming down from Syracuse, New York...

All right, Mom. I just wanted you to come and see where I've been working

for the last few weeks.

For me, as long as I get to wake up each day and know that I'm doing it

for Mom and everybody out there battling breast cancer,

it's my pleasure.

So, I brought you here because I won as project manager.

Oh!

So, I am here to present this cheque to you

and the Carol Baldwin Breast Cancer Research Fund for 50,000.

Oh, I can't tell you how much this means to me!

Pretty awesome, huh?

With the fund, we give out research grants and how much is each one?

50,000.

So, that's going to be enough money for an entire research grant

for a whole year.

We're going to find a cure.

Absolutely.

My whole family are working towards helping me find a cure for

breast cancer.

All of our money goes to research for breast cancer...

-Awesome!

-..and it's because of you.

Aw, well...

It's because of... Right?

Donald and...

-And God.

-..and God.

I think he's very handsome.

Mom, let's stay focused on charity.

Oh, I would go for him, I just...

Ugh!

-I think he's so sexy.

-STEPHEN LAUGHS

-Oh!

-OK, all right, calm down.

Don't hurt yourself.

If I were younger, and let me tell you,

I was very thin and I had a great figure,

and I would give his wife a run for her money.

Good job, Mom.

Did I do pretty good?

-Yes, you did.

-Thanks to your baby.

That's my baby!

Thank you so much.

I love you, babe. Thank you.

Mwah!

Those boots!

-Good morning.

-ALL:

-Morning.

We're standing in the atrium of Trump Tower.

It's one of the biggest and greatest tourist attractions in New York.

From the day it went up, it's been a tremendous success.

Another tremendous success is Farouk Shami.

-Thank you.

-He's my friend.

He built a fantastic company - Farouk Systems.

And with Farouk is the president of Farouk Systems, Basim Shami.

OK, you're going to be working on something very interesting.

You'll be doing an interactive marketing campaign,

using a glass truck to promote Farouk Systems.

My advisers on this task are the great and legendary Arsenio Hall -

who, by the way, has his own show coming up,

and I got absolutely nothing from him -

and Don, my son.

OK? Farouk, tell us about the task.

Farouk Systems' two biggest brands, Chi and BioSilk,

have revolutionised the hair-care industry.

One team will be promoting and highlighting the Chi brand

and the other team will be highlighting the BioSilk brand.

-Very good.

-Basim?

Tomorrow, you'll present your interactive and social marketing

events to the public in the Flatiron District.

Don, tell us about the task.

Well, Farouk and Basim will view and judge your glass-truck events

based on three criteria -

creativity, brand messaging and the overall experience.

Farouk, what would be better for my hair?

For your hair, one day you use BioSilk and one day you use Chi.

It's time to pick a project manager.

Let's go.

What is a glass truck?

It's hair-care products.

What is Farouk Systems? I don't... Explain.

-I don't even understand anything that's been said.

-Me neither.

-I'll take it. I'll take it.

-OK.

I'll take it. I have no idea what it is, but I'll take it.

Do you want to do it? I think Claudia should do it.

It's a beauty product.

She's a model, she has experience in the beauty industry...

Come on, Dennis, let's go. Come on.

-Claudia.

-I think Claudia should do it.

All right, enough, enough.

Claudia, who's your project manager?

-I am.

-OK, so it's Claudia.

'It's a beauty challenge.

'We have a model on our team,'

so she should have been project manager -

she just needed a little persuasion.

Lisa, who is your project manager?

-Miss Marilu.

-I'm taking it.

-Very good.

Now, the project manager of the winning team will be getting,

for her charity, 20,000 from me.

-Thank you.

-Donald, I'd like to add another 30,000.

- Oh, OK! Bravo! - Great. Great.

In addition, for every like on Facebook you get for your team,

I will give an extra dollar to the winning manager, up to 50,000.

-Wow!

-That's big!

So, that means the project manager can get up to 100,000

for her charity.

-Not bad.

-Wow!

And, by the way, just so you understand, the losing team, sadly,

somebody from the team will be fired.

-OK, go ahead. Good luck.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-All righty.

-Oh...

I'm actually glad we got Chi. I use Chi pretty much every day.

You use it every day and you weren't going to step up?!

What kind of crap is that?!

I am... We have been hoodwinked!

We have been bamboozled!

-Hello!

-Hello!

-Farouk!

-How are you all doing?

-Hi!

-Hello, hello. Hi, how are you?

-How are you?

-I'm Omarosa.

-How are you?

-Hi.

-And you're beautiful.

-THEY LAUGH

-Love you, guy.

-Love you too, bro.

'I think we have a little advantage because'

I won a Farouk task in my season.

We are a company of hairdressers for hairdressers,

so we understand what is new.

Look at this. If you drop it, this will never break.

-You know, like...

-Whoa!

OK?

And when it comes to your brand messaging, like,

what would you say, like, described Chi?

Beautiful, American.

Yeah, the... I remember that's what helped me win -

the American thing.

'I know Farouk is very passionate about America,

'so that's one thing we put a checkmark by in our notes,'

that we'd make sure we come back to.

As far as your marketing, do you like out-of-the-box?

Do you like things to be edgy and fun, like, wild,

or are you conservative? How would you describe?

You know, that's why we came to you guys.

OK, so you're open?

You're the one who's going to highlight that

and put us on the top.

Thank you so much and we hope to make you proud.

Thank you so much. It's a pleasure. Good luck to everybody.

-Thank you.

-Thank you very much.

All right. You want to include glamorous women,

include the everyday woman, and include everyone -

you don't want to leave anybody out.

Our main pitch is that the product is for all women.

We should do something, though,

to incorporate our celebrity or whatever people we're going to use.

We've got to have a giant-ass American flag somewhere.

-Mm-hmm.

-Chi sponsors the Miss Universe pageant, Miss USA...

We need beautiful girls with great hair.

I say no.

-No?

-I say you do something like...

More like a Ferris wheel inside the bus.

Go get, like, maybe three or four homeless women

and transform their hair.

Drag queens would be good too.

You could bring some dogs up there, put the dogs in the seat, boom.

Giving a makeover to homeless women - I don't know about that.

I love Dennis, but half the time I have no idea what he's saying.

Let's work... We've got to work on our slogan.

You're the manager, which direction do you want to go?

-Yeah, what are you feeling over there?

-What do you want to do?

That's what we've got to follow.

What do you want to do? Let's just take it like that.

I want a transformation that people can see.

-What do you guys think about a hair show?

-No.

Claudia is doing everything she can to appease everyone.

She's being the perfect follower,

but this is Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars.

This is a leaders' game.

I want everyone to, like, touch it, smell it, experience the product,

like, just feel...

Maybe inspiration will come. Do you know what I mean?

OK, so, this is basically like a living window.

It's definitely some kind of experience for people to have.

This week, I'm the project manager and our task is to create

a glass-truck experience using the fabulous product

of Farouk Systems, BioSilk.

Correct me if I'm wrong, you keep saying that you're a great marketer,

-so I'm going to put you in charge of marketing.

-Sure.

OK? Penn, I want you to come up with the big ideas.

You are design. Know every single thing about this product.

Trace, you would be a good person, like, involved with the building.

Gary, do you want to be the accountant?

-That's fine.

-OK.

Yeah, think outside the box.

Accountant? Pay for everything we go get, get a receipt,

put it in the tablet - what we spend, what's it on, where are we,

the date, then the time.

Does anybody have any quick ideas on what

they envision inside this truck?

I think if we did, like, three-minute makeovers,

-or one-minute makeovers...

-Cos it's an experience.

Some kind of powerful makeover experience, but it's fast.

-Hey!

-Hello!

-Hi!

-Hi, how are you?

-I'm well, how are you?

-Good to see you.

-Nice to see you, too.

Farouk and Basim came in and I thought,

"These are big personalities."

-When God created the best material for hair care...

-Mm-hmm.

..he created silk.

Silk has 17 amino acids that strengthen hair,

soften hair, smooth hair...

What's the secret ingredients in here, besides the silk?

Silk and silk and silk.

This little product in here,

this is a powder that you just put in the roots

and it immediately starts to give volume, immediately.

Really?

Everybody wants big-in-volume hair.

Wow.

Look, it gives you immediate volume.

-Wow!

-You get immediate volume.

In your past marketing campaigns,

have you done things where you've used models and...

This is actually brand-new,

but before, we used Miss Universe and Miss USA.

-Uh-huh.

-Great.

-All right? Best of luck.

-Thank you so much.

Thank you so much, thank you.

-Thank you very much.

-Appreciate it.

-Best of luck. Thank you, guys.

Let's see. Everybody take the next 15 minutes to try to find anybody

that they possibly can.

I'll call the Miss Universe people.

'I was very excited because I had been a judge'

for the Miss USA pageant and I thought,

"Beautiful women, beautiful hair -

"what better people to represent the product and to attract a crowd?"

So I thought, I've got to get on the phone

because I want them to be at this event.

-Hi, Paula, can you hear me OK?

-Who is that?

-This is Paula Shugart who runs...

-Does she know Matt Rich?

What we want to do is we want people to have this full experience,

so we're making this incredible glass truck where we have...

Does she know Matt Rich?

'I feel as though I'm one of the better players.

'I definitely would say that I'm a more confident leader than Marilu.'

-Wait a minute, do you know Matt Rich?

-He's my publicist.

-Oh, no, no, no. It's OK. No, it's OK.

-No, what I'm saying is...

Matt is the personal escort for these girls.

OK, Matt? You can send Matt with them?

'Stephen was distracting.'

He was like, "Come here, come here, come here, come here."

And then he wants to tell you something.

He's a real "keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

kind of guy for me.

-Get her to call Matt.

-Thanks so much, Paula. Thank you.

OK, bye-bye.

Omarosa, can you rap again for us, please, with the Chi?

-DENNIS GROWLS

-Sure. If you want me to.

Maybe everyone should take a couple of lines.

'In the van ride over to our space,'

we still hadn't had our concept down,

so I have these little brainstorming exercises

to, kind of, encourage creativity.

Just say something that rhymes.

I know it's corny, but it's an exercise.

-Come on, Dennis.

-It's too early.

-BLEEP,

-come on, Dennis.

Oh, Dennis. He refuses to participate,

and I feel like I'm not really getting that much from him.

He doesn't really take as much initiative.

Well, you don't listen to rap, but it does rhyme...

I'm sure you've written a poem or two to Carmen Electra.

'Rap something. OK, what? You know...'

ABC, 123, you and me, baby.

Really, that's a rap? Really, no.

-HIP-HOP BEAT PLAYS

-# When I'm feeling free

# I like to eat my brie And slap on my knee. #

You just sounded really white just now.

-Hey! I am white!

-"Chi will set you free, yeah!"

What about "You, me, Chi"?

Chi wants you, just like how we want you, like the little guy,

Like, that's the American guy, that guy.

-I could be the character.

-You could be in a red, white and blue hat.

-Take a picture of me.

-Yeah, Chi wants you.

I think we've got some pretty good ideas.

We've got the "Chi wants you" and Lil Jon in an Uncle Sam costume.

That's just something you won't see every day.

-The models...

-Oh, I love it! I love it!

There's only one entrance and exit, unless we can build a different one.

It's a mini, mobile salon.

Don't they have salon chairs?

Marilu had this whole concept to put two salon hair stylists

inside the truck.

-I'm thinking of some kind of premier party experience.

-OK.

That's what I want.

It's the BioSilk movie. It's like such a star.

-It's your call.

-We have the poles, we have the silk,

we have maybe a carpet,

if we can get a big piece of some kind of fabric.

-A red carpet or some... A green carpet.

-Stop!

'When we first got started working on the glass truck,

'it was that typical...'

Marilu kind of Nervous Nelly kind of thing.

I love that logo with all the little stuff -

that looks like a neon thing.

In her own little way, "shiny object," I mean, she'll ping-pong

all over the place.

The biggest problem right now is our slogan

that ties everything in all together.

What is this experience called?

Well, Marilu, the girl who does my hair, the first thing she said was,

"This hair-care line - luscious."

Live life luscious.

No, no, no. It doesn't sing.

-"Live life luscious". It's hot, bro.

-I don't like it.

I think Trace disagrees.

Trace lives in Tennessee - Trace washes his hair with lard.

BLEEP!

"Live life luscious" is very big and broad and glamorous,

and I'm in that world in the business that I work in now.

I'm not trying to be a jerk.

-TRACE:

-Too late!

-LAUGHTER

'Really? That's news to me.'

-That mother

-BLEEP

-ain't never marketed

-BLEEP.

Open a fashion magazine right now,

and you're going to see phrases like "live life luscious".

"Live life luscious" is just a mouthful of crap.

I think it's "experience silk".

Oh, that's good! That's good!

-Whatever.

-OK, I'm making an executive decision.

We're going with "experience silk".

Oh! Now you're going to blame me for it all!

No, no, no, we're going to go with "experience silk",

but somewhere we're going to have "live life luscious".

-But the title is just going to be "experience silk".

-Well, that's it,

I just pulled my pecker out and showed it to everybody.

Oh, look at it, you guys!

Oh, it's huge!

That's what she said!

'For this task, we have to involve a glass truck

'and have people be interactive and take part in this.'

-Oh, I like it.

-I do, too.

'So, that's my whole goal - to get, kind of, a theme going.'

Claudia, look what's on the screen.

-Perfect! That's perfect.

-Miss USA!

-We're on point.

I actually was a Miss Rhode Island way back in the day

and recently Miss Rhode Island finally won Miss USA.

I'm thinking that's a given - I have to get her here.

-Is she on lock?

-I said, "Are you here tomorrow?"

She said, "Yes, I am." I said, "Can we use you tomorrow at 10am?"

So I'm waiting for her to text back. I'm thinking she's going to say yes.

'I'm the project manager. I'm responsible.'

I didn't come here to get fired on the fourth task.

Maybe the photo shoot is inside.

I think it should be. Like, look what... Go outside and see.

Because you look like a star in the booth getting your picture taken.

This transforms your life. Once you get in here, you get Chi-ised.

We get the fan machines blowing, they're taking pictures...

You know, you're, like, doing your thing.

'I didn't like having the Chi photoshoot

'inside of the glass truck.'

You're a star in there. When you go inside,

you're a Chi star, you're a star.

There's nothing creative here,

but ultimately it was going to be the project manager's decision what

creative direction she went in,

so I had to sit back and let her lead the way she wants to lead.

"Chi wants you" - it's funny, it's hilarious,

but Chi wants you for what?

I think we have to finish that sentence.

I think it should be "Chi wants you to be beautiful".

That's cool. I wasn't married to it.

At some point, because of time crunch, follow your gut,

lock in on it and then have everybody fall in line, creatively.

'Omarosa is definitely all about the boardroom.

'If she detects any weakness, she's going to go ahead and dig in there.'

She's not your friend - she's here to play.

Don't feel uncomfortable to just own it and, you know...

'I feel like there's a negative element when she's around,

that, kind of, gives everybody a little bit of anxiety and stress.

-LIL JON:

-PM, who are you sending to get costumes?

Omarosa and Dennis, you guys have to go.

We have to get through this task and hopefully secure another win,

but if we lose this task, I'm not concerned.

I mean, at the end of the day,

I am the baddest chick in the boardroom and they all know it.

Bye, guys.

OK, let's walk through it. I'm inside, doing my photoshoot.

"Oh, my God, I have never modelled before.

-"Oh, my God, whatever, you know. Cheese!"

-Yeah.

This week our task is to utilise a glass truck by

making an interactive marketing campaign for Chi hair products.

You get your hair done, you do your photoshoot

and then you get your giveaways and your...

and your pictures as you leave.

-Yes.

-I like that.

While Omarosa was gone, a small part of me was like,

"I hope she doesn't come back,"

because we're making progress without her being here.

Where did they get? Are they still at the little store?

Could you help us find an Uncle Sam costume?

-A bit cheaper.

-Yeah, let's do it!

God, I can't take another loss. I'm telling you, Dennis.

We need them to get back as soon as possible with them costumes,

cos I'm just looking at it and we're running out of time today,

and we need them to bring the props back

so that I can get this Uncle Sam picture done.

I'm not just tough, I have a sense of humour.

-And you want the gold glitter...

-That's good.

-You have him shaking in his boots.

-THEY LAUGH

-She's got a small head.

-OMAROSA LAUGHS

-What is this?

-Now, this is Donald Trump when he was younger.

Dennis instantly latched on with this Donald Trump head.

-1990, Donald Trump. Next boardroom.

-If you don't mind, may I take...

This guy won't speak, OK? I will never get fired.

He loved it. He had to have it. It's his friend, his companion.

-OMAROSA LAUGHS

-Why are you holding Donald Trump like that?

So, you know who you could be tomorrow? The angel of silk.

-Oh, OK.

-If we want to go with that, Gary dressed as an angel,

we then have to go to the costume shop.

Gary's already dressed as an angel.

Yeah, Gary is an angel!

-I'm an angel in an Earth suit.

-Yeah, all right.

-PENN:

-Gary is a genius who was nominated for an Academy Award,

so to get a crowd of people,

just have Gary Busey running around - "Ah!" - talking.

"Come on!" It would be a...

It would be a great thing.

-I'm the angel of silk! Yes, yes.

-I like that.

-I like it, too. It's... It's...

-That's marketing, baby!

Ah, yeah! The angel of silk has arrived.

I like that.

I'm the angel of silk.

Let me take you inside...

and you'll feel like you're 5,000 miles past heaven. Come with me.

-Woof!

-OK, so, we're going to go to the prop house.

I think that's better than going...

-Who's going to the prop house?

-You, Lisa and Gary are going.

-Penn...

-To the prop house?

-To the prop house.

-You'll be going to be going to the fabric store...

-Fabric.

-and you're going to pick up the poles.

-Poles.

So you're going to be gone a long time.

I want to make sure phones are working. I have your cellphone,

-so leave it on.

-PENN:

-Want me to go with?

You're going to be staying here.

I want you to write the blah-blah-blah about BioSilk.

-Gary, do you have the money? Bring the money.

-Yes, ma'am!

-Let's go.

-No problem.

I love you guys.

I just felt like it was better to send off Trace and Lisa with Gary

and cut down on some of the noise.

We'll kick ass, baby.

Gary is always a little wild.

He's like that puppy. Who's going to walk the puppy?

Good luck to you, Trace.

STEPHEN LAUGHS

-That's it. Need some help?

-Is that all you've got?

Yeah, we couldn't bring the couch with us, so...

Omarosa and Dennis took four hours to get four things on my list...

We are missing mirrors, end tables, the carpet...

..so I still had a bunch of other stuff I needed to get.

Whatever is not picked up for tonight,

we're going to divide into two teams tomorrow,

so one person doesn't go get it all.

I don't understand what took them so long.

Maybe they stopped and got manicures, or...

another piercing. Maybe Omarosa had to get her tail clipped.

That's what gargoyles do, don't they?

Do they get their tails clipped?

What up? That's Jerry, the photographer.

Ready? She's ready.

Sexy. There you go.

We decided to use each and every one of us

in the brand messaging with the product.

Turn a little bit to your right with the Chi.

You are Miss Silk Infusion.

HE GROWLS HAPPILY

The Uncle Sam costume was hilarious.

I was feeling like Busta Rhymes with the hat on and I was acting it out.

Hoo-ha!

You just want me to touch your lips, huh?

I put glitter on Dennis Rodman's lips.

-Cross that off my bucket list!

-DENNIS WHEEZES

You're a big black man with gold lips,

-make love to the camera!

-All right.

Dennis Rodman's smiling? I should win just cos of that!

-60 yards of that.

-And then do you have any turquoise in that?

-I think we might.

-OK.

Can we get the bill of sale for this now?

Gary was so gung ho about being the accountant.

Once he had that job, he was going to be the accountant.

889.

-GARY MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY

-Fun.

We're not with him.

-OK, eight what?

-889.

One, two, three, 400...

-You get eight?

-Eight, right.

-Yes. Let me recount this.

-OK.

-One, two...

-How long does it take?

-Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

-Get a receipt.

-880.

-Have you got a receipt?

-A receipt?

-Hang on a minute.

-OK, you take care of it.

No, we're not done.

Gary had his own accounting ways, and you were not to mess with it,

by the way. You have to just let him do his thing.

-So you've got 880.

-OK.

You know, he's got his pen and his book

and he likes to write it down a certain way

and if you rush him, he gets very upset.

-What do you need now?

-9.52.

-9.50 out of 20.

-OK, great.

You know, God love him.

If you get him to focus on one thing, he can do it.

He's sort of like my husband!

-Great, thank you so much, sir.

-Pleasure. Good luck with it.

-Thank you, thank you so much.

-Thank you, thank you!

-Let's go!

We came out under money and I've got it written down.

-I know, that's great!

-Wait, where's the bag?

-That's absolutely great!

Where's the bag? Where's the bag?

-I don't know, find the bag before we go anywhere.

-Where is it?

-I don't know.

-What bag?

-The moneybag.

-My moneybag!

Go, go look back in the store, make sure you didn't leave it.

BLEEP! BLEEP!

You know what? Men in black are going to come get him,

I swear, cos he's an alien.

Damn!

There are little people inside his head.

-Here it is, Gary! Oh,

-BLEEP

-son of a bitch!

Gary, come on, we've got it!

-Gary!

-Gary, we've got it!

-It was laying on the floor.

-All right, let's go.

We've got all your money.

We got the change, paid the bill, got the receipts and wrote it down.

Good job.

LOW RUMBLING NOISE

No, I didn't fart.

What was that?

What can I say? I really did not have flatulence, I promise you.

-Listen.

-Mm-hmm.

-Damn!

-LOW RUMBLING NOISE

When I would move on the seat of the van,

it would make a flatulence sound.

-LOW RUMBLING NOISE

-Oh, come on! Stop!

-BLEEP!

-Buddy, you smell it?

Mm-hmm.

This is what it sounds like when a vegetarian farts.

The things he says to me! I mean, it's like...

You... I can't even...

It's not even subtle, that's what's so fun.

You know, if I had a spray from a detective agency,

I could spray the air around you and it'd be bright blue,

yellow and fuchsia.

That's so not true!

It is!

I can see fart gas - a lot of people can't, but I can.

-Whoa,

-BLEEP!

-She's doing another one!

Her farts rumble the whole seat.

F-A-R-T stands for "feeling a rectal transmission"

and, Lisa Rinna, is so good at that, she couldn't stop.

She sounded like a symphony of farting trombones.

It's sure been fun hanging out with you this afternoon.

Shush, shush, shush!

GARY GIGGLES

-Shoot me.

-Yee-haw!

Hey, brother, hang on one second.

This is Matt Rich.

-Hi.

-'Hey, Marilu, this is Matt Rich.'

This is Marilu. Hey. Hi.

Now, listen, I really want those titleholders

and I want to make sure that they come to BioSilk.

'I will make triply, doubly, quadruply sure of it.'

OK, cos you know I love the Miss USA people.

Now, is Miss USA coming, the one we picked?

'Yes, and you've got a whole slew of other ones - former Miss Universe,

'former Miss New Jersey, former all of the USA pageants.'

That my publicist. I am, like, stoked.

My publicist, Matt Rich, came through and got Miss USA,

so I'll take the credit for that being part of my genius.

OK, thank you so, so much. This is great.

-HE WHISTLES

-Hey, guys, they're here!

-Hi, guys!

Roll the whole damn truck in!

-You guys, we have Miss USA.

-Fantastic!

This is getting so exciting.

-OK, OK...

-OK, you too.

We're finished! Look at this picture!

That's pretty damn awesome.

At the end of day one,

we're feeling good.

We've got good concepts nailed.

-Did you get Miss USA?

-That's the last thing we've got to do,

and then we're ready for tomorrow.

Hey, Esther, it's Omarosa and Claudia.

'How are you, ladies?'

We're good. We just wanted to check to see if you had

any availability with Miss USA.

'By the time I got to the office,

'she had already confirmed to do another task.'

Oh...

-LIL JON:

-Damn!

So, are you saying Miss USA is on the other team?

'I know that it was Marilu who had reached out to her

'before I had got to her.

'Can you hear me?'

I'm pissed. They have my Miss USA and I don't know how that happened.

-'Thanks, guys.'

-All right, bye-bye.

-I thought you were cheek-to-cheek...

-All day...

She's been telling you that she was...

I sent the e-mail a long time ago.

I've been waiting all day, since before you guys left.

Claudia assured us that she could get Miss USA,

but she screwed that up,

and it is a huge, huge, critical error.

Why don't we get celebrity lookalikes?

What famous celebrities have horrible hair?

-Donald Trump.

-We could get a Donald Trump lookalike.

-I kind of like that idea.

-That's great!

'So, we decided to try and call some impersonators

'to go out in the crowd'

and get people to come in and enjoy our experience.

I found a company that has these wonderful impersonators.

Actually, the only Donald Trump impersonator

in New York, apparently.

I'm sorry, that is horrible.

Did she say the Donald Trump guy died?

-Donald Trump died?

-Yeah.

-Are you serious?

-He had a stroke.

Is that not crazy?

Like, we've just lost the task.

We called to try to get a Donald Trump impersonator -

he's just died.

That is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.

Maybe that's a bad omen. I don't know.

But we're going to keep pushing, we're team Power. Keep pushing.

Well, we'll just do Joan Rivers.

Like, if our Joan Rivers interviewed them when they came out of their

experience, like as they came off the red carpet.

That would be amazing!

"What are you wearing, honey? Oh, ba-da-da-da-da..."

'For me, under bad management, you have to cover yourself...'

I need help finding beauty queens in New York City for tomorrow

-for a task.

-'OK, let me see.'

'..because otherwise, you will end up in the boardroom,

'being blamed for things that have absolutely

'nothing to do with you...'

I'm looking for any former titleholders.

'..so I made sure there was other talent.'

I'm getting nervous.

She said she could do it.

Can we start unloading our cube truck?

So let's just put everything near the truck and then we'll sort it out

-from there.

-Yeah, baby!

Marilu, where do you want it?

Just put everything over there,

and then we need the boxes and we need the couch.

It's the morning of our presentation and our team's concept was to

create this really fun, loungy vibe

for a quick little BioSilk makeover.

It was the whole experience.

-TRACE:

-It already looks like an event.

I'm the angel of silk.

Fantastic!

God bless his heart.

I'm telling you, it's Gary Busey the sitcom.

I mean, he's a real character.

-You know what? Gary, open these boxes...

-Yes, ma'am.

..and take this wrapper stuff off,

-but take it out of the box, OK?

-Yeah.

No, don't put that on the ground.

Don't get mad at me, I'm not...

I'm not screaming at you, I just want you to hear me.

Huh?

If not screaming at you, I just want you to hear me.

My hearing aids are working good.

-What?

-My hearing aids are working good.

-OK, thank you.

-Thank you!

I'm the angel of silk!

Dude, they're still not here.

They may have had a total meltdown.

-There's our Chi

-BLEEP,

-look. Booyaw!

And look right across here.

Oh, damn, their stuff looks good!

We're looking over and seeing the other team's

site and they've already got almost everything set up.

We had to pick up everything that Omarosa and Dennis didn't get.

It looks good.

We were so limited on time.

We'd better get moving, that's all I've got to say.

We need all hands on deck.

We can't do anything until Omarosa gets back.

You might need to call her and tell her to hurry her ass up.

PHONE RINGS

-Hey, Claudia.

-Hey, where are you guys?

-We're coming around the corner.

-All right, cool.

All right, bye-bye.

What? They had two things to pick up. Like, seriously?

If we are to lose, I 100% feel that Omarosa should be fired.

We need help. Seriously.

I'd like to suggest an executive decision -

stop Trace from doing the big BioSilk up top

and get these pieces of silk up on the...

We need more brand recognition of BioSilk.

I was thinking somebody else would go do that.

Um, nobody else is as tall, but...

Oh, that is going to be...

-No, no, you don't know where that is...

-Hi!

Yes, I know her! I picked you!

-She never answers a question.

-I picked you!

-Thank you so much for coming!

-It's a pleasure.

-Oh, I'm so happy!

-Marilu!

-You handled that question so beautifully, I couldn't believe it.

-Marilu! Marilu!

-I'm so happy to see you!

Oh, my gosh, I'm so happy to see you.

-This is great!

-I don't know why we're dicking around.

'Marilu, she got distracted with people showing up.

'She could have said to all of the people,

'"Hey, guys, we're not ready."'

If you're the project manager, then every second counts.

Why haven't we finished this?

We've got to stop scatterbraining and do one thing at a time.

We're not, I know, that's what we're doing.

Do you see me cutting? It's fine.

-I've got it under control.

-OK, I'm sorry.

If we were to lose, ultimately Marilu would be responsible

and should be fired.

I've got it under control. Oh, wait.

All the product will go on one table. Here they are.

-Hey, ladies.

-Is the cube truck close behind you, I hope?

-Yes.

-Oh, good.

-No talking, more working, let's go.

-Oh!

-That looked good.

'I came up with the idea of utilising the glass truck'

-to be a live photo shoot.

-Wow!

The space outside the glass truck, we had kind of a salon-looking area

where we were performing the makeovers.

-That looks awesome.

-I'm feeling a little better about things.

Oh, my God, Claudia!

Just to let you know, they are actually styling inside of the box.

It says, "Come and experience the BioSilk,"

and the hair stylist is inside of the box.

I don't know if you want one of the stylists up there...

Claudia failed to put the stylist inside of the box.

It's an interactive glass-truck experience.

Think...about it.

-Yeah, I know, it's a lot.

-It is.

Omarosa will give you an idea at the very last minute,

and I believe she was really trying to set me up to fail.

It's too late to change the set-up, so let's go with that.

-OK.

-OK, everybody, we are open!

Come on in!

I'm the angel of silk!

Welcome to BioSilk, everyone.

Come on in here for the BioSilk experience.

Here, come and sit down, please.

I am completely whoring myself out.

'Farouk likes spectacle.

'He likes big.'

So I stood up on top of the truck

with a guitar in the middle of wherever the hell we were

to get people's attention.

I don't know how I expect to ever go back to the music business with any

shred of dignity.

King of the world!

All right! Trace Adkins on the stage.

Here is Trace Adkins!

Trace Adkins!

Yay, Trace!

Woohoo!

'I'm so proud of my team.'

You could feel the energy of people starting to see what was going on.

We had Penn juggling fire, Gary as the angel of silk,

Miss USA showed up, and the cherry on top was Trace

getting on top of the truck,

and a crowd really started to come over then.

You look beautiful!

Well, we have some beautiful ladies out here.

Welcome! Come inside, ladies, come inside.

Brandi. Here we go, right here. Here you go.

Are you all right? You want a makeover?

Maybe a little shine infusion?

I have gone through ups and downs where I felt terrified,

then confident,

then disappointed, then hopeful.

Look at this supermodel right here. Doesn't she look hot?

They had my Miss USA,

but we have some beautiful pageant girls as well.

And I'm even better looking if you stand across the street and have

-glaucoma, so remember that.

-Oh, no.

We lost our Donald Trump impersonator

and so our project manager secured a Joan Rivers impersonator.

Don't zoom in so close.

I thought the Joan Rivers impersonator looked really terrible.

Yeah, ruff, ruff, ruff.

OK, have fun.

-Scan this and like us on Facebook, everybody.

-There you go, guys.

It's for charity.

-Can we take a picture with them?

-Come on in. Cool.

Dennis definitely

stood out in a crowd.

Y'all you BioSilk people got to get back on their side.

-You got to go, baby. You got to go.

-You are coming with me!

Claudia wanted to use that as a draw,

to draw people to our experience.

Dennis, come back!

-Dennis!

-You've got jugglers over there, right?

-Dennis!

Look who came on over for the babeage.

I looked down there, and there's Dennis Rodman

with a glittery silver shirt on, and I thought, "Great,

"he's the biggest draw they've got."

Do you see all our gorgeous girls?

I hope they all come over here,

it just brings more people over to our thing.

No good, no good.

Team Power over there.

-Team Power, hello! Team Power! Here we go.

-Good to see you go.

-Hi!

-How are you?

-I'm so good.

I was crowned Queen of BioSilk.

-Queen of BioSilk?

-This is the silk experience, experience silk.

BioSilk. We are doing, basically, two-, three-minute makeovers

on people.

So, who is doing what today?

Obviously, I see what Penn's doing, we see what Trace is doing...

He's the angel of silk.

Lisa and I are handling the people.

We are all troubleshooting,

bringing people in and making sure that the line moves quickly.

Interesting. All right, well, let's go and see

-what the other guys are doing.

-Absolutely.

It's all about Chi today.

Hi, do you want to get your hair done? Step right up.

Come right in, please.

Join us. Then you can feel like a supermodel.

If you're trying to get my attention,

Lil John as Uncle Sam always works.

What's up, Arsenio?

Man, you make me want to serve...

something!

Welcome. We have Joan Rivers. I know the Trumps are fans.

Let me hear one great one-liner.

The last time a man touched me, Donald Trump WAS the apprentice.

ARSENIO LAUGHS

So, tell us a little bit about the theme.

The theme is Chi wants you to be beautiful,

so we are taking the average woman off the street to get beautiful with

Chi products, and then we have

a live photo shoot going on right here.

Most valuable, least valuable player right now, so far?

Most valuable, Brande is my rock star.

Least valuable...

Probably between Omarosa and Dennis.

It took them four hours to go get stuff yesterday,

and I gave them a list,

and half the stuff wasn't brought back that I needed,

and Brande and myself and Lil John went and got that all

-in 40 minutes this morning.

-OK.

-But we've got a lot going on here today, so...

-All right.

This is the QR code.

You can scan this and it takes you

-right to the Facebook page.

-Very nice.

Everybody who has a cellphone,

pull your cellphone out and concentrate it right here.

Don't be afraid, come on and get your hair styled.

Don't you want to get your hair done?

Come on, you need to get your hair done.

You need to learn about shape.

Chi is for every woman, and I think you would look fly.

You already are beautiful, but you can be even more beautiful with Chi.

'It's the day of our glass truck marketing event

'for Farouk Systems,'

and we are going to be just like Farouk himself and Basim, his son.

Everybody, scan this with your cellphone right now.

Right now, everybody.

Farouk!

-Hey, man!

-Farouk, Farouk!

-Hey!

I'm Uncle Sam, basically.

We love Uncle Sam, we love playing Uncle Sam.

It's about America. To start you off, Chi wants you to be beautiful.

And, look, we have Joan Rivers here, greeting people.

Hello, hello, hello. How are you?

Nice. Oh, he's got a... Love that in a man!

-Hi.

-I love the red.

Do you like Joan?

-How are you?

-Listen, everybody is going crazy over Chi.

We've got a line of girls waiting to get their hair done.

-Mr Rodman, good morning.

-What's up? How are you doing?

-I love your colour.

-How are you doing, bro, how are you doing?

-Good to see you.

-You good?

-Dennis, what is your contribution?

I think it's very nice, man. A lot of people are coming up here,

asking what the product is all about,

but you've got to embrace. These are New Yorkers, you know.

Right here, look at that, it's all good.

I'm teaching all these guys here.

'Dennis, he's just like...'

SHE MUMBLES

..mumble something and...

I'm like, "What are you...? What? What? What? Speak!"

We made a barcode for you.

People can scan when they come up

and it links to the Facebook to get more likes.

Nice creativity, that's good.

And we want to make sure we incorporated ourselves

with the product, so I sprayed it in my hair.

Chi wants you to be beautiful, with shine innovation.

The barcode is on every single brand messaging that we did.

I really want him to see that we integrated our celebrity with the

product. So then we bring them over to the red carpet.

We have ladies wishing to get their hair done.

-Very good. I see.

-Hi.

Hi, how are you?

It was amazing,

and it was kind of... Like, it got a little crazy because

people just were so excited,

they were so excited to get made over,

they were so excited to meet celebrities.

Can I take a picture with you?

-Of course.

-Step into our photo-shoot booth.

Hi, how are you? How are you doing?

-Nice hair! Good choice of models.

-You like it?

Oh, absolutely.

'I can assure you'

that Farouk and his son loved our experience.

Where should I go, this side?

The moment we got them up in our glass-box truck...

-You're not cold?

-A little cold, but you can keep me warm.

You see?

..a smile came over Farouk's face that let me know that we were

doing all right.

-One, two, three...

-ALL: Chi!

BioSilk right over here.

Get a free makeover.

-Take a look!

-We've got free samples in here.

Come on, I know you New Yorkers, you like free stuff.

Marilu, Marilu, Marilu!

-Hello. Morning.

-They're here, they're here.

Just be prepared to intercede with Farouk and walk him through

-our whole vision.

-Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.

I walked over to Marilu and I said,

"Farouk and Basim are here, get ready to meet them

"at the entrance, say hi."

She goes, "OK, OK,"

and she walks over to somebody else.

-Hi.

-Here they come, here they come.

-Go, go, go, go.

-OK. Hey!

Here, come on in, come this way.

I could just let Gary be the first one to talk to Farouk,

you know, that would've been great(!) And that almost happened!

Come on in and smell the fire!

We have Miss USA.

-Oh, hi!

-We have Stephen Baldwin.

You see Penn? Look at Penn, juggling fire.

Did you see Trace up there?

We wanted to celebrate BioSilk, that's the star.

-That is wonderful.

-And, look, Miss Delaware, USA.

-Hi, how are you?

-All the Misses are here.

They're all here. We've got Miss Ohio.

Yeah, you all look great.

I can tell that they like big.

They like big hair.

I mean, we are about a volumising product,

so why not volumise the experience?

These kind of things only happen for the first thing once,

so everyone here is breaking their virginity on the awareness and the

knowledge of BioSilk.

-All right!

-And that's for you, sir.

Let me show you our hand-out.

-OK.

-We have a hand-out.

Did you all make this, for sure?

-Yes.

-Very good job.

-How are you doing?

-Very good, how are you doing?

Very good. Hello, how are you?

We have so many people who are waiting in line.

Are these people lining...?

-For what?

-For a makeover.

They are lining to do their hair?

-Yeah.

-Definitely attracting lots of people, definitely.

-Yes.

-'I think Farouk absolutely loved our experience.'

I think he really got it,

he understood the branding and the messaging.

He loved all of what we were doing with Penn and with Trace

and the entertainment side of it.

Good job, guys.

On three, right here, guys.

One, two, three...

-BioSilk!

-Whoo!

So, Farouk, Basim, what do you think?

I think they did a very good job.

But, you know, when I look at the Marilu/BioSilk team,

I like the creativity,

I like the teamwork they had,

I like the energy, everybody participated.

Marilu attracted more people and lots of, you know...

Marilu had Trace up on top of her glass vehicle.

Right, right. You know, they were a good entertainment team.

I loved it. It was beautiful, beautiful.

-Basim, what do you think?

-I think the creativity with Marilu,

she did great, especially with the blue colours matching the bottle,

the overall messaging was fabulous.

On creativity, I'm going to agree with Basim, but on branding,

I'm going to give it to Claudia.

I like the branding and the message - American Chi.

You know, to me, that was excellent, excellent job.

I noticed that with Claudia Jordan's team,

you had Lil John dressed up like Uncle Sam.

-Is that good or bad?

-I loved that.

I love that American look, you know,

it definitely makes you proud.

Yes, I think Claudia did a great job in branding.

-"Chi wants you!"

-"Chi wants you!"

-That's cute.

-So, I like both teams.

So, it sounds like it comes down to the overall guest experience.

Absolutely right.

So, who wins this thing, what do you think, who's the winner?

I don't know, I could argue both points here.

Which one brought more people, more excitement?

Whoa! Claudia! You look...

I knew you were going to say that!

Claudia, you look fantastic!

-Thank you.

-You all look fantastic.

-So, did your team win?

-Yes.

-Why do you say that?

-Because people would not leave,

they had a great experience,

I think we thought outside the box and the brand messaging...

-Was?

-Well, she wants you to be beautiful.

And then we incorporated our celebrity.

You had the advantage in having Chi

as opposed to BioSilk, is that right?

-I agree.

-Do you think it was an advantage?

-I do.

-So, you should win, right?

-We should.

-Well, let's see what happens.

-What do you think, Omarosa?

-We had such a blast today...

-Was Claudia good?

-She did good, I was so proud of her.

Plus I'm rooting for her charity.

-Why?

-Because I went to three black colleges,

and she is playing for HBCU's

historically black colleges.

Oh, wow, sounds great!

Very good.

So, Brande, tell me, how was she?

-She was great.

-She was on top of everything,

she also listened to what everybody had to say,

took everything into consideration.

She was... She was a great leader.

-That's great, very nice compliments, Claudia.

-Thank you, team.

You know, your team has been very dysfunctional,

although some of the people are gone.

Well, look at us,

we are a mix of kind of misfits and underdogs.

-No, I don't think so.

-No, no!

-No, we kind of are.

-I don't think so.

-I think we are, but I think that's why I love it.

This is my element. I love all the different personalities.

You should hear the slang that Brande is now hip to

and her playlist has totally changed, and she eats soul food now!

She eats soul food and she raps.

You feel good about the team, don't you, Brande?

-Yes.

-And you think you won?

Em...

I definitely hope so. I think we did. We did such an amazing job.

I'd like to ask Claudia, who do you think is your weakest player,

who's strongest player? Who were the All-Stars on this team?

-Not going to be me.

-Well, they are all All-Stars

or they wouldn't be here,

I will say that, but the strongest player...

I will say Brande.

Brande has been consistent, she knocked the ball out of the park.