Jewelry Auction and Frozen Food Challenge The Celebrity Apprentice USA


Jewelry Auction and Frozen Food Challenge

The American version of the reality series. The celebrities find themselves struggling to execute a charity auction featuring jewelry.


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'Previously on the Celebrity Apprentice: tensions flared...'

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You told me privately how bad Brande is. Oh, Annie, you didn't...

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'Annie is totally two-faced and you suddenly realise'

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this is such a snake.

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'Back in the boardroom, the teams were tasked with producing a fashion show and auction.'

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My daughter Ivanka has designed a jewellery line which is doing well.

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-'And arch-rivals Annie and Joan went head-to-head as project managers.'

-I'm going to crush you, Joan.

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'Melissa Rivers and Natalie Gulbis selected jewellery for their teams.'

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I'll go with the necklace.

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The earrings.

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-'But project manager Joan was unhappy with Natalie's choices.'

-Some were smaller than we thought.

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They will not present as well.

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'On Team Athena, a clique emerged leaving Melissa feeling alienated.'

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Brande, what you're doing is so smart.

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Those two are...

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-'While Kotu devised a plan.'

-We knew Annie would have heavy hitters. We needed a strategy to beat that.

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So take the cheapest piece we have and buy that with, say, mine and Herschel's combined.

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We're going to pool all our money and go for one inexpensive piece to make a large amount of profit.

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'Struggling to raise money, Natalie upped the ante.'

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There are poker players that would like to beat Annie.

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I wanted to see Annie's reaction to having one of the greatest poker player of all time

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-fundraising for me.

-'To shake things up, Donald Trump called in last year's winner,

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'Piers Morgan.'

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-I appreciate you being here.

-Mr Trump, it will be my absolute pleasure.

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There's only one Celebrity Apprentice and that's me.

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'Tonight, as the auction draws near, last year's winner stirs the pot.'

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Who gets thrown under the bus?

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'And before the night is done, two celebrities will be fired.'

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# Money, money, money, money

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# Money

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# Money, money, money, money Money

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# Some people got to have it

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# Yeah, yeah

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# Some people really need it Listen to me y'all

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# Do things, do things, do things Bad things with it

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# Dollar bills y'all, come on

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# That mean, oh mean Mean green

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# Almighty dollar

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# I know that money

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# Give me a nickel, brother Can you spare a dime?

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# Money can drive some people Out of their minds

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# No good, no good, money

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# Money, money, money, money

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# Money! #

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The auction starts at 8.15.

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-You want that before the show?

-No, probably after the show.

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-- Absolutely. - Hi, how's it going, guys?

-Hello!

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-Piers, hi.

-This is Piers Morgan. You may remember him from last year.

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Nice to see other people suffering.

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-Piers.

-I'm Piers. Good to see you.

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'I walked into the Kotu war room expecting to see'

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an absolute hive of activity. People at the top of their game going now for the top prize.

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I'm looking to see a bit of ruthless steel beneath the smiles.

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'Instead, I saw these two clowns sitting there chatting up models.'

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This is like a load of Stephen Baldwins - they look good, but absolutely pointless.

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-What's your strategy?

-To call as many friends on our Rolodex as we can

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-and try to make as much profit as we can.

-Hello, hello, hello!

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Joan, you're doing well from what they tell me.

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You could win the whole competition. How is that going to work with your own daughter in the show?

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As long as she loses because she should lose, that's fine.

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To be thrown under the bus, as almost happened, is not fine.

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-What will you do if she is?

-I will walk.

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If I was thrown under the bus, my father would be disappointed in me for getting in the way of it.

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- Hi! How's it going? - Good!

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-This is Piers Morgan.

-Nice to meet you.

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'Melissa and I were working and in walks Piers and Ivanka. I was especially excited'

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because I was a huge fan of Piers.

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- So Piers kicked everyone's ass. - You were my favourite last year. I was rooting for you.

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'Brande was right there,'

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boobies in Piers's face. Whoo whoo!

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We asked your mum and she said if you got unfairly thrown under a bus, she'd walk. What's your view?

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I think my mother would expect me to not take the fall.

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-So I'd just keep going.

-If you lose, who gets thrown under the bus?

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Annie said whoever raises the least amount of money goes in the boardroom.

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- And who is that at this point? - Me and Jesse.

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-I'm trying to work out if you two know how to win.

-It's all about money.

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-Well, good luck.

-Thank you.

-May the best team win.

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'Piers came in and was suggesting this was all about money.'

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I must say, once he left...

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Hi, Michael Carlin, please.

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-..Melissa was scrambling.

-'He's not in his office.'

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Why weren't you doing that before?

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Why did it take someone at 4 o'clock when our show was in two hours, for you to actually get on the phone

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and feel nervous about it? That was kind of fascinating.

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-PHONE RINGS

-Hey, what's up?

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'Natalie called and she wants to talk to me in the next few hours.

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-'She called me for help.'

-Against me.

-'I've never met Natalie and I'm a fan, but you're my girl!'

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Right. I just want to be clear. Natalie called you to try to get you to be a donor for her?

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'Yes, yes.'

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When I heard my friend facilitated someone getting in touch with people to try to fundraise against me,

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I was not happy about this.

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-I suggest you turn the

-BLEEP

-volume on your phone down cos I'm going to be yelling.

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-'So hold on...'

-No, no, no. What did I ever do to you that you're helping Natalie Gulbis

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-when she's not on my

-BLEEP

-team?

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It's not great if I get voted off the show because she just stabbed me in the back so bad!

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-And I'm angry about it. Why the

-BLEEP

-would you do it?

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'Let me tell you what I know, OK? I get a call this morning. She tells me

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-'you're playing poker against each other.'

-That's not what's happening.

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-She wants money from my rivals.

-'She needed a coach. She's going to play against you.'

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-She wants to talk to my rivals to get money from them in a donation task. You were

-BLEEP

-played.

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-I suggest you call her and say don't ever

-BLEEP

-lie to me again.

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-JOAN:

-And you thought I was bad!

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-You know what that's about?

-I don't care.

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We heard through the wall Annie screaming.

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-We're doing a charity auction!

-'I mean, the venom that came out.'

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-This is a bad, bad, bad person.

-Now I'm pissed off.

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I understand that you were lied to...

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Annie went BERSERK! Berserk!

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-No, you were just lied to.

-'She felt the tactic Natalie used was dishonest,'

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which is funny coming from Annie.

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-Tell me it was only Phil that you sent it to.

-'Yeah, nobody else.'

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If I find you sent it to any other poker players, I'll be pissed off.

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'I thought Natalie did something very clever.'

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If Annie had thought of it, it would have been brilliant,

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but because someone got her, it sent her round the bend.

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Where's Natalie? Is Natalie up here?

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Where's Natalie? I got such an interesting phone call today from Phil Hellmuth.

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He said, "Natalie Gulbis is trying to get money from me. Should I donate to her?"

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I was like, "If you do, I will personally kill you."

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'Annie was very, very pissed.'

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that I was trying to get Phil to come over and help out our team.

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-But it was a nice try.

-I got the reaction, but not the money.

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-You guys going to have a cage match?

-We're mud wrestling over Phil!

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I definitely feel I let my team down. I hoped to contribute.

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-My manager will be in the audience.

-Can't you get him to spend 30K?

-Possibly.

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I'll ask. Can't hurt. 'I was relying so heavily on that extra amount of money.'

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I hope it isn't the difference.

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-MELISSA:

-OK, where are my models? At 6.45 I need everybody,

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boobies up, lipstick on. And we'll get the jewellery.

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Today I just feel like Annie has

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completely turned on me.

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And that's fine. I can't raise the money that she and Brande can, but I can outwork both of them.

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How fantastic is this? Isn't that a great ring?

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How awesome is that?

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I think I picked really great stuff. I tried for a great cross-section.

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-It would be nice if they said, "Great job!" They didn't bother. I'm so sick of this

-BLEEP.

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-Did I not pick well?

-It's all beautiful.

-Good.

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'Melissa doesn't get it.'

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Let's be real. It's not only about the jewellery, which is beautiful.

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It's about the money, which is also beautiful.

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All right, so here's our war chest. Stuart's going to do the bidding.

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'So our strategy was'

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to take all of our monies together

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'and have our bidder bid on the least expensive piece of jewellery,'

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to get the highest profit margin.

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We just want this one piece here.

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The other four pieces will go to the highest bidder at the event

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and that'll be our gravy.

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The auction's about to start. With people flying in for this,

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you worry that they won't show up. Then I saw Scott Ian, a good friend of mine,

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And Andy Black and Perry Friedman, who bought the wedding dress.

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And Stewie Rah Rah told Brande, "I'll bid from zero to a billion." That's an important guy to have.

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Smiles, everyone. Smiles.

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Are we ready to raise a lot of money for charity?

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Let's see what we can do. We'll bring out lot number one.

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This is the open framework diamond and rock crystal earrings.

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I'd like to start the bidding at 15,000.

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Do I have 15,000?

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Right, 15,000?

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There's 15,000. 191.

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Can I get 20,000?

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Do I hear 20? There we go. 151. That's my friend Scott Ian, lead guitarist for Anthrax.

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My friends are so reliable.

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'But I was a little nervous about how deep the boys would go.'

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Do I hear 25? Andy? This is Andy Black, one of the best poker players in the world.

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-No, he is... 25, OK. Good.

-She's doing a good job.

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We got 25,000. Do I hear 30? Can I get 30 out of anybody? Scott?

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No? All right. 25. Going once, going twice...

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Sold to Andy Black. Congratulations.

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-She has a nice way.

-Yes, go.

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This is Heather. I'm hoping someone is going to buy this one for me.

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I think this is the most beautiful necklace. It's so my style.

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I am going to start the bidding at 30,000. Do we have 30,000? OK, 30,000.

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Yeah! All right, 30,000. Do I have 35?

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-35!

-35. There we go, Stewie.

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40,000!

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Once Annie knew where the money was, she went right after it.

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She worked all the right people. Bear after salmon.

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Can I get 50 from you? Come on.

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I'm on my knees, begging you. 50,000!

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50!

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-Now, Scott, what happened to your game after I gave you poker lessons?

-It went like this.

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-Can you give me 52? It's a good cause.

-52.

-Ay!

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That's what I wanted! 52,000 going once. Going twice.

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Sold to Scott Ian!

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I am ready for Brande.

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'Brande comes out with a triple strand. This was her donor.'

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And Stewie said to Brande, "I'll do whatever it takes for you to win, from zero to a billion dollars."

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-Stewie...

-Wait, come on. There's a recession on.

-You don't know what that means!

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-25,000.

-26.

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26,000!

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Then they bid against each other. They were at 35 and I was not able to get them beyond 35.

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-Stewie, how about 40?

-No.

-Go down and talk to him.

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But I'm cut-throat! I'm not letting a guy who said a billion stop at 35,000!

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That was when I got down on my knees, purposely putting the microphone like this.

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OK, 50,000. That's my last offer!

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Going once! Twice!

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And sold to the gentleman right over here.

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'Annie was a great auctioneer.'

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She really blew my mind.

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Going once. Twice. She's got it!

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She really know how to take money from people. That's what she does for a living. She's so good at it.

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Sold to Perry Friedman. Let's bring the items back out.

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This evening could not have gone any better.

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We had such an exciting time and raised so much money.

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Thank you very much.

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You don't have to start with a minimum bid at 3,500. You could start with...10,000.

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We're going to start the bidding at 10,000 on this piece. It's a steal at half the price...

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If an item was 6,000, we're not gonna start at 6,000.

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It's best to start at 10,000 or 14,000,

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and you already got a profit margin.

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I'm Clint Black and I'll be your auctioneer for Team Kotu.

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Please help me welcome out Jennifer, modelling a set of matching mixed cut diamond band rings.

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You get two! I'm going to start the bidding on these at 20,000.

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Have I got 20,000 on these rings?

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20,000. Can I get 20,000 for these rings?

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Clint was not a good auctioneer.

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He didn't know what to say or how to get them going.

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Isn't everybody as excited as I am?

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20,000?

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20,000?

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'I was backstage going,'

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"I'm just gonna die! I'm just gonna kill myself."

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Everybody get enough to drink tonight? It doesn't look like it.

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Can we get 20,000 for these rings?

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'The atmosphere in the room'

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had plummeted to Siberian temperatures. It was embarrassing,

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an insult to Mr Trump and Ivanka.

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I think we'll move on cos I'm not coming down off that 20,000.

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So please help me welcome out Cheryl wearing diamond earrings with South Sea pearl pagoda charms.

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We're going to start the bidding at 12,000. I want to see some paddles up. Do I have 12,000?

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-It's your call.

-I don't want to take his thunder away.

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Come on, ladies and gentlemen.

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We have 12,000. Thank you, sir.

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Can I see 15,000?

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I think we have a bid over here with Mr Trump on these. No?

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No?

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I think he already owns a pair. I saw you wearing some yesterday.

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I was pretty sure... No, it might not have been.

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Dare I say it?

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12,000 going once. 12,000 going twice.

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12,000. Sold to the gentleman down here.

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'The auction was really slow. Our strategy was'

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to put all our money into the least expensive piece.

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It didn't make the auction appealing and I'm sure that was hard for Ivanka to watch.

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-Joan, we might want to send out our go to item to fire them up.

-Yeah.

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Our piece was the fifth piece, but I ran to Joan and said, "We need to put it out

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"to at least get these people ready to put up a little money."

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-We're going to bring Valerie out...

-Valerie isn't ready. Hold on.

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We're not bringing Valerie out just yet. And instead we're bringing Alex out.

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Alex is wearing oval black onyx earrings, encircled with diamonds.

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I don't even want to tell you what I'm starting at. 40,000. You'll never find earrings for that.

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-40,000 for these wonderful earrings.

-It's a black, beautiful onyx ring.

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LAUGHTER

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It's a beautiful black onyx and diamond ring that women would drool over. Start walking.

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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Please, walk on down.

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-That's actually a cardboard cut-out of Joan Rivers.

-Show it off! Show your hand, move your hand.

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Up, down! Come on, bitch. Go for it. Sell it!

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We have 40,000? 40,000.

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Can we see 45,000?

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45,000. We have 45,000, folks.

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Then everybody perked up. Finally!

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50,000. 60,000.

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Can we see 70,000? Somebody... 70,000.

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Can we see more? Can we see 75,000?

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75,000. Mr 184. Can we see 80,000?

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-83,500.

-83,500!

-That's great.

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We've got 83,500 going once. 83,500 going twice.

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-83,500. It's yours, Mr 185.

-Great!

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'I watched Donald and Ivanka'

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and they were thinking, "This team is rallying! They're raising money," and everybody started to perk up.

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Out comes Valerie. Valerie is modelling pave diamond long crossover earrings

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with black spindle drops. We're going to start the bid on these earrings at 20,000.

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-Can I hear 20,000?

-Valerie is bulimic. Just to cheer the women up.

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All the women, you can like Valerie because she's bulimic. She's been throwing up all afternoon.

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We don't have to be jealous of Valerie. We can bring her into our circle and say, "Poor Valerie."

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Joan, people love her and she's quick on her feet.

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What she says, what she does. She was absolutely great.

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-Going once.

-Going twice. Sold!

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She livened it up. Everyone got excited.

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-Going once.

-Going twice.

-Sold. Congratulations.

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I think pooling the money together on one piece was very smart.

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We got the most out of where our money went.

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The long run, and the short run, is how much did you make?

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Thank you all very much.

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I have to say, Annie, you and Joan did a really great job.

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-That was really a great job.

-Thank you.

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-Who picked your jewellery?

-Melissa did. She did a fantastic job.

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It showed beautifully from the stage. The donors loved it. I want to get that pendant.

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-Were you involved in it?

-No.

-Was Brande?

-No, she went over alone.

0:23:380:23:43

-I think she did a fantastic job.

-I thought what is each person good at.

-She's got good genes for this.

0:23:430:23:50

-You picked large pieces that were visible from anywhere in the audience.

-Was that on purpose?

0:23:500:23:57

Yes. I wanted a higher perceived value and picked things that I felt would read that way.

0:23:570:24:05

Joan, you trained her well.

0:24:050:24:08

-Annie, who was the weak player on your team?

-Nobody.

0:24:100:24:15

-If you have to choose somebody. Every team has a weak player.

-Then I'd choose on money raising.

0:24:150:24:21

-Jesse and Melissa brought in the least money, but...

-Jesse, you're a nice guy. I won last season

0:24:210:24:29

-despite my many inadequacies.

-Flaws.

-Yeah. Psychological flaws.

0:24:290:24:33

But you're all aware that I won because primarily I raised the most. I was shameless about it.

0:24:330:24:40

This was all for great charities.

0:24:400:24:43

But you are not playing that game. You're married to one of the biggest stars in the world.

0:24:430:24:49

-Yes.

-Is there not a way through her circle of Hollywood pals that you couldn't get a load of money?

0:24:490:24:56

-I was trying.

-Your wife says no?

0:24:560:25:00

-I didn't ask my wife.

-Why's that?

0:25:020:25:06

-Er, I don't mix business and pleasure.

-But you must know los of movie stars.

0:25:060:25:12

I don't. A couple.

0:25:120:25:14

-Have you asked them?

-No.

-I'm curious. It just seems obvious.

0:25:140:25:19

In the end, it's all for charity, you know?

0:25:190:25:23

OK.

0:25:270:25:28

-Joan, what did you think of your team?

-I'm crazy about my team.

0:25:280:25:33

Didn't you think was a little bit on the long...? I was going to say, "Clint, enough already."

0:25:330:25:40

-When you got involved, it seemed to speed up a little bit.

-Well, you know me, Donald.

0:25:400:25:47

Why weren't you out there from the get go? You're incredibly knowledgeable about jewellery.

0:25:470:25:53

-Why weren't you out there?

-Because I did the fashion part of it

0:25:530:25:58

and Clint said "I would like to do the auctioneering." And I like my team to all participate.

0:25:580:26:05

Ivanka wasn't happy with the pieces your team picked.

0:26:050:26:09

It was hard for bidders to see from the back seats and it made me look a little bad.

0:26:090:26:15

-When nobody was bidding.

-I tried for the opposite effect.

0:26:150:26:19

-Yeah.

-Sorry.

0:26:190:26:21

-Who picked the jewellery? Who actually picked it?

-I did.

0:26:210:26:26

So that's a little bit of a mistake, based on what Ivanka is saying.

0:26:260:26:30

It wasn't anything wrong with the jewellery. You didn't have momentum.

0:26:300:26:35

We took all our donations and put them into one package, which we were allowed to do.

0:26:350:26:41

-But you ended up not selling one.

-That wasn't the task.

0:26:410:26:45

Our task was to get the most money and do that as well as we could.

0:26:450:26:50

-We were not told we had to sell all five.

-So, Joan, do you think it's OK in this scenario,

0:26:500:26:57

where I contributed jewellery, that you know only one piece will be bid on out of five?

0:26:570:27:04

And the other was a free for all? You think that's right to me?

0:27:040:27:09

Absolutely. I'm a jewellery designer. The task was to make the most money.

0:27:090:27:14

It wasn't to embarrass you.

0:27:140:27:18

But you turned the auction into a complete farce. Clint was left doing his one-man show

0:27:180:27:25

for what seemed like days, weeks, months. I could feel the will to live seeping out of me.

0:27:250:27:32

You're representing the Trump family in a show run by Donald Trump,

0:27:320:27:37

-so the least you should do is show some basic respect to Ivanka and her work.

-Absolutely.

0:27:370:27:43

This is a critical point. We didn't have such a great war chest

0:27:440:27:51

that we could spread it out over five and maintain the profit margin.

0:27:510:27:55

-Why didn't you have a bigger war chest?

-Because you didn't give us your Rolodex.

0:27:550:28:02

-I don't know Richard Branson.

-Come on, Joan. You've been in showbusiness...

0:28:020:28:08

-My darling...

-A long time. You know everybody.

-Yes, I do.

0:28:080:28:12

-Joan, you know the same people I know.

-Shall I give you a list?

-You know who we're talking about.

0:28:120:28:19

You're damn right I know.

0:28:190:28:21

-I thought you might have called some of them.

-I called a lot of them.

-Annie did.

0:28:210:28:26

-May I jump in there?

-No, don't...

-It's a private conversation about the people you both know

0:28:260:28:34

who have turned us down. I think you would be very surprised.

0:28:340:28:38

-Why are you defending the opposition?

-It's my mother.

-So what?

-You were very disrespectful.

-Who?

0:28:380:28:45

-You. Your tone was getting a wee bit aggressive.

-Not at all.

-Going on about who she knows.

0:28:450:28:52

-It's hard not to have a hair trigger on certain topics.

-Annie, what's your take on this?

0:28:520:28:59

-I'm not interested in Annie's take.

-But I am.

-OK.

-Unbelievably, Joan, that's all that matters.

0:28:590:29:06

I think it was very disrespectful to Ivanka to not sell every piece.

0:29:060:29:12

You can take the job literally about raising money. So why not hand the jewellery to my donors

0:29:120:29:19

and have them give me the money? It's not just about that. You've to be respectful to what you do,

0:29:190:29:24

respectful to the charities, the task, to Ivanka...

0:29:240:29:29

You are a despicable human being! A perfect poker player.

0:29:290:29:33

This woman would spit and drown her mother in it to get another step.

0:29:330:29:38

--

-Wow!

--

-Oh, now it's the "wow" Annie.

0:29:380:29:42

This is 16 different personalities. This is a girl who told us for two weeks how she despised Brande...

0:29:420:29:50

I never said despise. Have we talked about this?

0:29:500:29:54

-Yes.

-How Brande should go off the team and now Brande's her best friend.

0:29:540:29:59

-Did you say those things about Brande?

-We've talked about it...

0:29:590:30:05

-Forget that.

-I never said I despised her. I said I felt, as I said to you, she had become a weak player.

0:30:050:30:12

--

-I told her to her face.

--

-You couldn't wait 'til she went.

0:30:120:30:17

She was dragging us down, Joan. I then talked to Brande and she was the superstar on my team.

0:30:170:30:23

And the other day in the boardroom when I expressed to you

0:30:230:30:28

-what I felt Brande's downfall was...

-I believe I expressed it.

0:30:280:30:34

--

-But then I expressed it.

--

-It's always her.

0:30:340:30:38

Thank God Einstein's dead or she'd take the Theory of Relativity! "I did this, I did that.

0:30:380:30:44

"The gay boys love me. I did this, I did that."

0:30:440:30:49

You're a smart woman, but not that smart. Your ego is so beyond you.

0:30:490:30:54

-Is ego a big factor in being a championship poker player?

-You need a lot of confidence.

-Ego?

0:30:540:31:02

--

-Ego gets in the way.

--

-Then you'll fail.

--

-Terribly(!)

0:31:020:31:07

-I just want to finish one thing.

-Go ahead.

-Business is business.

0:31:070:31:11

--

-And we're in a competition.

--

-Anything goes.

0:31:110:31:16

-The personal attacks interest me.

-Isn't it amazing...?

0:31:160:31:21

You've attacked all of us, but you leave them at the door here and you're so nice.

0:31:210:31:27

-She does seem nice to me. She does seem nice.

-So was Hitler at Buchenwald.

0:31:270:31:34

-So was Hitler?!

-Have you ever been compared to Hitler before?

-No.

0:31:340:31:40

Can I just ask Melissa, in light of your mother's comments, which make me look like a tea party,

0:31:400:31:46

-do you still think I was being disrespectful to her?

-Thank you.

0:31:460:31:50

-On a scale of disrespect...

-Piers, I completely withdraw

0:31:500:31:55

-and hope you have children who love you.

-I have three lovely children.

-I think that's great, Melissa.

0:31:550:32:02

I just want to say that whatever anybody here on my right might think about me,

0:32:020:32:08

-when I call somebody and ask them to get on a plane at six in the morning, they do.

-They all came.

0:32:080:32:14

Joan, that's an interesting point. Herschel, wait.

0:32:140:32:18

-It is true. She was the one. She had a room full of people.

-Wait, wait.

0:32:180:32:23

She said everybody she called gave her money. I brought in about 55,000.

0:32:230:32:29

-I'm only talking about the person to my immediate right.

-You did a great job.

0:32:290:32:34

But she actually had people get on planes.

0:32:340:32:38

-That's because, I guess, they like her.

-It's wonderful. We also heard a conversation yesterday

0:32:380:32:45

about someone you called that Annie knew. Tell us what it was.

0:32:450:32:50

I was having some issues with my friends, so I was trying to put feelers out

0:32:500:32:56

to find out if any poker competitors might want to go up against Annie. I found one individual,

0:32:560:33:03

-the best poker player in the world, named Phil...

-Phil Hellmuth.

0:33:030:33:08

-Is he the best?

-No one's even close.

-Go ahead.

0:33:080:33:12

I reached out to Phil and asked him if he was willing to bid for charity and Annie was on the opposing team.

0:33:120:33:18

Originally, he had said yes. I don't know how Annie found out...

0:33:180:33:23

-He called me immediately.

-She was not very excited.

-But why should she be excited?

0:33:230:33:29

Why are you telling this story? They tried to screw you...

0:33:290:33:34

-And I found out.

-And stopped it. Annie wins. Why are you telling a story that is so self-defeating?

0:33:340:33:41

-There was a phone call made, Annie was screaming...

-She doesn't look like a screamer.

-Oh, my God.

0:33:410:33:49

-But Annie was effective. Even if she had to yell...

-Hold it.

0:33:490:33:53

-Melissa, hold it. You are on her team.

-I know.

0:33:530:33:58

So you're torn. You're on Annie's team, but you're saying, "My God, she's a screamer!"

0:33:580:34:04

-Wait, wait, you're on her team.

-Yes.

-But you're protecting your mother.

0:34:040:34:10

I'm not saying Annie was wrong to be upset, but it was a very angry phone call.

0:34:100:34:15

-I'm just playing the Fact Police.

-Why are you saying this? I find this dynamic fascinating.

0:34:150:34:21

-You would speak up and knife your leader...

-She didn't knife her.

-..to suck up to your mum.

-No.

0:34:210:34:28

-That's the way it looks to me.

-I don't need to suck up to my mother and I resent that.

-Why do it?

0:34:280:34:34

-Cos I love her!

-What's that got to do with it? It's business.

0:34:340:34:38

-Fine.

-You know...

-Mom, stop.

0:34:380:34:41

-You're in the opposing team.

-The truth needed to come out.

0:34:410:34:45

-What is the truth?

-Annie had a very yelling, angry conversation.

0:34:450:34:50

That is the fact. Let's not bicker over it.

0:34:500:34:54

-Is Annie a bad person?

-I think Annie plays the game brilliantly.

0:34:540:34:59

No, no. Is Annie a bad person?

0:34:590:35:02

-No.

-Thank you.

-Is Annie different from the person I'm looking at

0:35:040:35:10

-who seems so sweet and nice?

-Yes. And I understand Annie and accept who she is.

0:35:100:35:15

Is she different than in the boardroom? Towards me? I believe so. Does that make her a bad person?

0:35:150:35:21

No. Is she a brilliant game player? Yes.

0:35:210:35:24

-OK.

-Jesse, do you think it's a liability to have Melissa on a team not paired with her mother?

0:35:240:35:32

I feel like we just re-enacted the last family reunion I went to.

0:35:320:35:37

-I love Jesse James.

-Melissa's been very loyal to her mother and I respect that.

0:35:370:35:43

OK, let's get the results. Ivanka, how did Kotu do?

0:35:430:35:48

Kotu raised an impressive 92,000, most of which was raised through one piece.

0:35:480:35:55

-That's profit.

-That's a lot of money. And don't forget that's in the form of profit.

0:35:550:36:01

That's profit. Piers, how did Athena do?

0:36:010:36:06

Athena raised a total profit of...

0:36:060:36:10

£153,000...er, dollars. Not pounds, obviously.

0:36:110:36:15

-Pounds would be more.

-Not at the moment!

0:36:150:36:19

-This is America.

-I know where it is.

0:36:190:36:23

-That's a little shot, Jesse.

-I'm just kidding.

-He's allowed to dish it back. I like that.

0:36:230:36:29

I will say this.

0:36:290:36:32

245,000 is a record on Apprentice.

0:36:320:36:37

That's for just a period of one week. And it's going to go to your charity, Annie.

0:36:370:36:43

I have to say you are more than double what last year was at this time.

0:36:430:36:48

You're into the 600,000, 700,000. Almost 700,000 has been raised for charity so far. Pretty good.

0:36:480:36:56

-What's the name of your charity?

-Refugees International.

0:36:560:37:00

They provide aid and protection to refugees in Sudan and Congo.

0:37:000:37:04

-Congratulations. Great job. 245,000 is a lot of money. Go.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

0:37:040:37:10

Thank you.

0:37:100:37:12

-It was very uncalled for. Tell your mother not to get so personal!

-I did! I couldn't let it turn

0:37:180:37:25

-into a bloodbath with my own parent!

-She started it!

-I know! And I tried to end it!

0:37:250:37:32

-She started it.

-Annie, I tried to end it.

0:37:320:37:36

'To come out with what Joan said:'

0:37:360:37:38

I'm nasty and I'm Hitler. She was demonstrating the very qualities she accused me of.

0:37:380:37:45

She's 76. I do not control her.

0:37:450:37:48

-I can truthfully say I hope she gets

-BLEEP

-fired.

-Well, I can understand.

0:37:480:37:53

-If someone called me despicable...

-Hitler! 'She may never speak to me again as far as I'm concerned.'

0:37:530:38:01

-That woman is completely

-BLEEP

-dead to me. 100%.

0:38:010:38:05

Clint, who was the weak player on your team?

0:38:100:38:15

You know, the interesting thing that we have here now is there is no weak player.

0:38:150:38:21

As we began this game, you could point to the obvious...

0:38:210:38:25

You could say whoever picked the jewellery. It wasn't as big, as flashy, as showy.

0:38:250:38:32

Beautiful close up, but it doesn't show as well from the stage.

0:38:320:38:36

Why didn't Joan pick the jewellery? She's the best at it in the world.

0:38:360:38:41

-Why didn't Joan pick the jewellery?

-I think that Natalie has great style.

-She does have great style.

0:38:410:38:48

She's worn beautiful jewellery all these weeks.

0:38:480:38:51

She has a young point of view. Ivanka's young.

0:38:510:38:55

-Joan, your daughter picked large, visible jewellery.

-I didn't realise that when I sent her up there.

0:38:550:39:02

I knew that she would pick very pretty things.

0:39:020:39:06

I did not give her instructions. I thought she would find wonderful young pieces of jewellery.

0:39:060:39:12

-And they're beautiful things, but they were very hard to see.

-Yes, they were.

0:39:120:39:19

And so different from Melissa's.

0:39:190:39:21

-Were you happy with what Natalie picked?

-I would rather she'd come back with huge, big things.

0:39:210:39:28

-So you weren't happy.

-You liked the other team's jewellery better.

0:39:280:39:34

When I saw the other team's, perhaps I'd have picked other things.

0:39:340:39:39

Joan, if you were me, who would you fire?

0:39:410:39:44

We are such a good team together

0:39:530:39:57

-and everybody wants...

-I've never seen you cry before.

-I like these people so much.

0:39:570:40:02

-You have a big heart.

-It just kills me.

-Because you'll lose somebody? Somebody has to go.

0:40:020:40:08

-Or me.

-Would you ever believe you'd be crying over losing Clint?

0:40:080:40:13

That's why she's crying!

0:40:130:40:17

No, but he's such a good guy. You know, he's an honest guy.

0:40:170:40:21

-Have you gotten close to Herschel and Natalie also?

-Herschel, I wish you would marry Melissa.

0:40:210:40:27

-He might do it.

-I'm begging him.

0:40:270:40:30

-I keep saying.

-It's an off-screen romance.

-Natalie is so sweet.

0:40:300:40:36

-What you see is what you get.

-So you're upset that somebody has to go.

-It's killing me.

0:40:360:40:42

I'm so fond of all of them.

0:40:420:40:45

I am fond of all of you. I know all of you and I'm fond of you. It's hard.

0:40:450:40:51

But you failed as a team and somebody has to be fired.

0:40:510:40:54

Although Herschel raised the most money. Herschel, you raised 55,000. You did the best job.

0:40:540:41:00

-It's hard to say, "I have to fire Herschel."

-We didn't win.

-You're close.

0:41:000:41:05

I must be honest with you, Joan.

0:41:050:41:08

You were...terrific.

0:41:080:41:11

As far as Clint, in terms of the auctioneer,

0:41:110:41:14

he was really not good at what he did.

0:41:140:41:18

You could see that and you came into the picture.

0:41:180:41:22

But Clint really isn't the reason that you lost

0:41:220:41:25

because whether he was good or not, nobody could see the pieces he was selling.

0:41:250:41:30

Natalie, with all of the rich golfers you play with and want to play with you so badly,

0:41:320:41:38

weren't you able to raise any money?

0:41:380:41:40

I'd asked some individuals and I really thought I'd be able to draw a lot more money.

0:41:400:41:45

-And what happened?

-And they all said "no".

0:41:450:41:49

OK, look, I have to go with something. Natalie, you weren't an effective fund-raiser.

0:41:520:41:57

And ultimately, you picked the wrong jewellery.

0:41:570:42:02

So, Natalie, you're fired.

0:42:050:42:08

-OK.

-Sorry. Thank you.

0:42:080:42:10

-Just drop it, Annie!

-When your mother calls me "Hitler", you might want to jump in.

0:42:120:42:17

-Melissa, I love you and I enjoy being on your team.

-He just fired Natalie.

-He fired Natalie?

-What?

0:42:170:42:23

Good luck, everybody. Thank you. Go.

0:42:230:42:26

-You did a good job, Joan.

-Thank you.

-A great job.

-Thank you. Thank you.

0:42:290:42:34

JOAN SNIFFS

0:42:360:42:38

She's got a big heart.

0:42:380:42:40

Thank you.

0:42:430:42:45

Natalie...

0:42:450:42:47

Hey, fellas.

0:42:490:42:51

-Oh, my darling!

-See ya.

0:42:510:42:53

Thank you.

0:42:530:42:55

-Good luck.

-I love you.

-Thank you.

0:42:550:42:57

'I was really proud of our KOTU team. We raised 100,000 in one night at the charity auction.

0:42:570:43:03

'Working for Donald Trump was great.'

0:43:040:43:06

He was the first boss I've ever had and the first firing I've ever had.

0:43:060:43:10

-Why Natalie?

-She made bad choices on the jewellery and didn't come through with the money.

-Oh, my God!

0:43:100:43:16

I'm shocked right now.

0:43:160:43:19

Do not throw fuel on the flames. I've just been yelled at and I'm yelling back.

0:43:190:43:24

Please walk in and do not throw flames on a very volatile situation.

0:43:240:43:28

-I won't do anything.

-I'm this far from quitting.

0:43:280:43:31

I don't want to have a heart attack over Annie.

0:43:310:43:34

It's just stupid. It's such a waste of time.

0:43:340:43:37

But I am going to jump in there full force because we've just got to win this one.

0:43:370:43:43

It's so unfair.

0:43:430:43:45

We worked like a terrific team and it's just very sad.

0:43:450:43:50

As it gets smaller and smaller, it gets sadder and sadder because we had a very happy team.

0:43:500:43:55

'I'm extremely upset about the personal comments.

0:43:550:43:59

'She can't say the things she said about me and expect me to walk away from that.

0:43:590:44:05

'She called me "Hitler". She might want to look to herself because she's a crazy bitch.'

0:44:050:44:11

That woman had better not speak to me again!

0:44:110:44:14

Congratulations. That's a lot of money.

0:44:160:44:19

We're playing for charity and your money is going to a fantastic cause.

0:44:190:44:24

- So there is always an upside... - I'm giving it to the Hitler Fund.

0:44:240:44:28

-Oh, Annie, calm down.

-Joan, don't speak to me. Seriously.

0:44:280:44:32

-"Don't speak to me"?

-She can never speak to me again.

-You've made my day.

0:44:320:44:37

-Hi. Ken Bacon.

-Hi. Annie Duke. Nice to meet you.

-Come on in.

0:44:480:44:52

My charity is Refugees International and Ken Bacon from the charity

0:44:530:44:57

is so committed to that charity and has done amazing work.

0:44:570:45:02

Refugees are really a sign of instability.

0:45:020:45:05

A world with fewer refugees is a more stable world, a safer world, so we all benefit.

0:45:050:45:10

I'm extremely committed to this. I'm very proud to represent you.

0:45:100:45:14

-We held an event the other night where we sold some beautiful jewellery, so that's for you.

-Wow!

0:45:140:45:20

Holy mackerel! This is great!

0:45:210:45:24

This is amazing - 245,000 dollars!

0:45:240:45:27

I've never had a cheque this big.

0:45:270:45:29

'This was a great surprise'

0:45:290:45:33

and a huge boost for our work.

0:45:330:45:35

-This is really great. I'll think of you out on the poker tables earning money for refugees.

-Exactly.

0:45:350:45:42

Beautiful.

0:45:480:45:50

-Good morning.

-ALL: Good morning.

0:45:560:45:59

We're standing in my dining room at Trump Tower.

0:45:590:46:03

Now, I love food and what's happening, especially with the economy not doing so well,

0:46:030:46:10

people are going to frozen foods.

0:46:100:46:14

It's nutritious, it's fast, it's good.

0:46:140:46:17

One of the great makers of frozen foods is Schwan's

0:46:170:46:21

and with me is a great executive, Scott McNair of Schwan's.

0:46:210:46:25

Scott, what would you like them to do?

0:46:250:46:27

For over 50 years, Schwan's has delivered restaurant-quality food to our customers' doors.

0:46:270:46:35

Your task is to create a new signature meal for Schwan's LiveSmart brand.

0:46:350:46:39

LiveSmart is our health and wellness platform. We look for healthy solutions for the family.

0:46:390:46:45

Additionally, you will create a new marketing campaign for Schwan's LiveSmart brand.

0:46:450:46:51

-You'll be judged on taste, originality and then lastly, your marketing campaign.

-Thank you, Scott.

0:46:510:46:58

Now, Ivanka will be with me

0:46:580:47:00

and Joe Kernen from CNBC's Squawk Box.

0:47:000:47:05

He's probably the most important financial reporter there is,

0:47:050:47:09

so it's really nice to have Joe and Ivanka. They'll be working with us.

0:47:090:47:13

We're going to Fresco By Scotto, one of my favourite restaurants.

0:47:130:47:17

Scott and his executives are going to eat your food and if he likes it, great.

0:47:170:47:22

If he doesn't like it, you lose.

0:47:220:47:25

Who are your project managers?

0:47:250:47:28

Jesse, finally, you're project manager. Good luck.

0:47:280:47:31

'The time was right for me to be project manager.'

0:47:310:47:35

My job will be to keep the in-fighting to a minimum,

0:47:350:47:38

so we can focus on doing a good job.

0:47:380:47:41

KOTU? Herschel, you'll do it again. Great job.

0:47:410:47:44

'Joan wanted me as she's not comfortable with Clint.'

0:47:440:47:47

Clint's not comfortable with Joan.

0:47:470:47:50

'But there's only three of us, so we've either got to get along or this is not going to work.'

0:47:500:47:55

The project manager of the winning team will get 20,000 for their charity.

0:47:550:48:01

The losing team will go to the boardroom. Somebody will be fired. OK? Thank you. Have a good time.

0:48:010:48:08

Hey, how are you?

0:48:260:48:28

-How are you doing?

-Hey, Herschel. Bob.

0:48:280:48:31

'The judges were the executives from Schwan's and they were judging us on taste, originality'

0:48:310:48:38

and how we'd present it in a marketing situation.

0:48:380:48:41

Primarily, what we do is deliver frozen food to customers at their door at their homes.

0:48:410:48:47

We have people called CSMs which are Customer Service Managers.

0:48:470:48:50

They ultimately sell the product.

0:48:500:48:53

-CSMs are very important?

-Hugely important. They're the face of our company.

0:48:530:48:58

We're looking for something unique, not something we do that's better.

0:48:580:49:02

-It's got to taste great.

-Yeah. You can have the best marketing campaign. If it don't taste good, who wants it?

0:49:020:49:09

Right.

0:49:090:49:10

LiveSmart is all about eating well and living well.

0:49:100:49:13

And it has to do with calories, fat and sodium.

0:49:130:49:17

Keep in mind that all the consumers are looking for convenience,

0:49:170:49:21

so you make up this new whatever and then how do we message that out to our consumer?

0:49:210:49:27

'These guys were pretty forthcoming on what they wanted, but they have a particular way of doing things.

0:49:270:49:33

'I don't want to re-design their whole company,'

0:49:330:49:37

just create a new meal for their line.

0:49:370:49:39

-Good luck. I look forward to seeing you tomorrow.

-Thank you very much.

-Nice meeting you. Thanks.

0:49:390:49:45

-Let's pin down what we're going to make.

-Here are their top sellers.

0:49:460:49:50

The Italian-style meatballs is their number two best-seller.

0:49:500:49:55

'We started researching the Schwan's brand. On their regular menu,'

0:49:550:49:59

Italian-style meatballs are one of their best-sellers.

0:49:590:50:03

'It's not on their low-fat menu.'

0:50:030:50:06

-I'd do turkey meatballs.

-It doesn't sound like, "Wow, got to eat that!"

0:50:060:50:10

Turkey meatballs are almost always dry. I make moist turkey meatballs.

0:50:100:50:15

What's that new item that no-one's hitting on?

0:50:150:50:18

We can do penne pasta with mini turkey meatballs.

0:50:180:50:21

'Annie was obsessed with turkey meatballs.'

0:50:210:50:25

Annie mode is she is going to get her way, come hell or high water,

0:50:250:50:29

and to get her to give up on an idea is impossible.

0:50:290:50:33

What do you want to eat if you get home at nine o'clock at night?

0:50:330:50:37

Spaghetti and meatballs.

0:50:370:50:40

What's the next best alternative? Healthy, though.

0:50:410:50:45

-I like a chilli or a soup.

-Meatloaf and mashed potatoes.

0:50:450:50:48

Also with the turkey meatballs, you make it with gluten-free pasta.

0:50:480:50:53

That adds a new aspect to their LiveSmart line. People are really interested in gluten-free.

0:50:530:50:59

Annie's dead set on making what she's going to make,

0:50:590:51:02

but I'm trying to be a leader and keep the drama to an absolute minimum.

0:51:020:51:07

We've got a bunch of good ideas. We'll make three and pick the tastiest one that we all agree on.

0:51:070:51:13

We're doing the turkey meatballs with pasta, the chilli and meatloaf with sweet potatoes.

0:51:130:51:19

-So if you guys want to cook, you two...

-You and I can do marketing.

-I'll handle marketing stuff.

0:51:190:51:25

'Given the tension, I chose to keep Melissa with me

0:51:250:51:29

'and send Brande with Annie to cook.'

0:51:290:51:32

If there are two strong-willed girls clashing in the kitchen, guess what will suffer - our food.

0:51:320:51:38

I don't want to have too many cooks in the kitchen.

0:51:380:51:43

Badda-badda-boom!

0:51:430:51:45

Does anyone want to cook?

0:51:550:51:57

Don't even look at me.

0:51:570:52:00

I do a couple of things really well, but not a lot of things.

0:52:000:52:03

So I'm going to be the chef.

0:52:030:52:05

-I'll either do sweet potatoes or mashed potatoes. Which one?

-You're our chef. What do you think?

0:52:050:52:11

This is like the task from hell for me.

0:52:110:52:15

'My cooking is so bad,'

0:52:150:52:17

Melissa's first words were, "Room service."

0:52:170:52:21

Miss Rivers, look at this. It tells you what is good.

0:52:210:52:24

"99% of customers would recommend this product to a friend."

0:52:240:52:28

-It's a skinless chicken breast. And look at the rating on it.

-That's a great rating.

0:52:280:52:33

So we know now it's going to have to be a skinless chicken breast.

0:52:330:52:38

Even though it's a popular item, my concern is that this isn't going to be original enough.

0:52:380:52:44

I'm staying with the chicken breast because their consumers prefer chicken breast over anything else.

0:52:460:52:52

'I wasn't convinced chicken really was the way to go,

0:52:520:52:56

'but people think all Clint wants to do is argue,

0:52:560:53:00

'so I've reduced my debating to nil.'

0:53:000:53:03

I suggested a dish I have at home all the time - ginger soy chicken.

0:53:030:53:08

If you pan-fry that chicken, slow-cook, pan-fry that chicken

0:53:080:53:13

in a ginger soy sauce, it'll be delicious.

0:53:130:53:16

'I wanted to stay with skinless chicken breast, but I'm not a meat eater, so I needed a recipe.

0:53:160:53:22

'Clint came up with his wife's recipe.'

0:53:220:53:25

It was very simple and I thought it was a great idea.

0:53:250:53:28

-How's it going?

-Good. How are you?

-Good. Good to see you.

0:53:280:53:32

So explain to me what you are doing.

0:53:320:53:35

-We're...

-Herschel decided to go with a recipe that we make at home.

0:53:350:53:39

-OK.

-A soy ginger sauce and slow-cook the chicken breast, so it'll absorb as much of that sauce as possible.

0:53:390:53:46

-You must know a little bit about nutrition.

-I do.

0:53:460:53:49

-Is that why you're project manager?

-No, I'm project manager because we've been losing.

0:53:490:53:55

'KOTU's track record at this point sucks and I think Herschel is pretty intent on changing it.'

0:53:550:54:01

Do people like soy ginger chicken? My father would never eat it, but I would, so we'll see what happens.

0:54:010:54:07

-Bye, guys. Have fun.

-See you.

-Good luck.

-Thank you.

0:54:070:54:11

OK, we got sweet potato, chicken, green beans. We got three items right here.

0:54:120:54:17

-You need a dessert.

-The dessert I'm thinking we'll do is almost like a parfait.

-Right.

0:54:170:54:23

All you need is frozen yogurt, some berries and all of that stuff.

0:54:230:54:28

That'll be pretty easy.

0:54:280:54:31

Oh, I hope our stuff tastes good.

0:54:340:54:36

'I worked with Jesse on all the marketing'

0:54:360:54:40

while Annie and Brande hit the kitchen.

0:54:400:54:42

So we could divvy up, two and two.

0:54:420:54:45

So what do we want to do for the marketing?

0:54:450:54:48

You know, a little handout, a little trifle, you know what I mean?

0:54:530:54:57

Do we want to design something for the website

0:54:580:55:02

or any of that kind of stuff?

0:55:020:55:05

Oh, I think we should touch on...

0:55:050:55:08

'I kept saying to him, "Jesse, tell me what you want me to do."'

0:55:130:55:18

I felt it wasn't clear what the campaign was.

0:55:180:55:21

-Hi.

-Hi. How are you?

0:55:210:55:24

-What did you come up with? What are you thinking?

-Three items and we'll pick the best of the three.

0:55:240:55:29

-What are the three?

-We have turkey meatballs, we're doing a chilli with a cornbread and a meatloaf.

0:55:290:55:36

-Now we've just got to figure out someone who can cook all three of these.

-We have that.

0:55:360:55:42

- Hello. - Gosh, we have all the groceries.

0:55:420:55:45

- You're cooking all these things up? - She's helping me.

0:55:450:55:49

Do you think there's a premium put on something innovative or new?

0:55:490:55:53

- We have gluten-free pasta. - Who would eat gluten-free?

0:55:530:55:57

The people who need gluten-free have wheat allergies or coeliac disease.

0:55:570:56:01

I think it's good that they have a real cook,

0:56:010:56:04

but if the meal tastes like crap,

0:56:040:56:06

I'd say that Annie was talking a good game,

0:56:060:56:10

but couldn't deliver where she needed to.

0:56:100:56:14

I'm doing the olive oil. I'm going to soften the onions up.

0:56:180:56:22

'For this task, we were given a Schwan's food specialist.'

0:56:220:56:26

They would make sure that the recipes were within the guidelines.

0:56:260:56:30

-Were you surprised when I asked if I can toast it?

-You know how to prepare your spices.

-I'm fast with a knife.

0:56:300:56:37

'I had to do three different savoury dishes.

0:56:370:56:40

'You have to have someone who's a fast cook and I'm a fast cook because I've got to cook for four kids.'

0:56:400:56:46

I can knock out relatively complex dishes really quickly.

0:56:460:56:50

Brande, see how fast I am? The chefs are impressed with my knife work.

0:56:500:56:54

Annie has a lot of energy, likes to talk, talk, talk.

0:56:570:57:00

I can knock three dishes out in the time that they can knock one out.

0:57:000:57:04

Look! That took me two minutes.

0:57:040:57:06

BRANDE: 'I've been irritated by her. Not many people could spend a day with Annie.'

0:57:060:57:12

-I'm the total woman. I can cook, I raise my children, I work hard. And I give a good...

-BLEEP

-..job.

0:57:120:57:19

We just buy plain yogurt,

0:57:220:57:25

then I think the executives say, "This we can't freeze and then thaw."

0:57:250:57:30

'I wanted the frozen yogurt dessert, but it had to be made from scratch,'

0:57:300:57:34

so why not use just plain yogurt?

0:57:340:57:36

That's what I'm saying. You use frozen yogurt,

0:57:360:57:40

but we're making a dessert which is our own, using yogurt,

0:57:400:57:44

but it's going to be frozen yogurt because that's what you use anyway.

0:57:440:57:48

-But it's like saying...

-That's what I'm saying.

0:57:520:57:55

-It's like saying we're going to serve chicken, but we'll use beef for this presentation.

-No, it's not.

0:57:550:58:01

It's two different things. You argue a lot about everything, Clint.

0:58:010:58:05

'Clint is arguing with me about the dessert. Everything he knows is better than what you do.'

0:58:050:58:11

But I have to take responsibility for the meal.

0:58:110:58:14

-I'm in the food business.

-If you want to use yogurt...

-You argue about everything.

0:58:140:58:19

-I'll back you up if you want to use it.

-I bet my food company makes more than your record company.

0:58:190:58:25

'My argument about the yogurt... I wanted to protect my project manager.'

0:58:250:58:30

If the executives say, "This is ridiculous,

0:58:300:58:33

"this dessert can't be frozen and thawed successfully,"

0:58:330:58:36

maybe what I'm supposed to learn from this is that this is a game - let him hang himself.

0:58:360:58:42

He's putting all this special love into the sauce too.

0:58:560:59:00

It will make the chicken unique.

0:59:000:59:02

'Even though I may have delegated what I wanted everyone to do, Clint decided he wanted to cook too.'

0:59:020:59:08

That's tasting right.

0:59:080:59:10

He wanted to do the whole test. We should've made him project manager.

0:59:100:59:14

'Originally, Clint said his wife had a lovely chicken recipe.

0:59:160:59:21

'But it was real salty.'

0:59:210:59:23

It was not a great sauce.

0:59:230:59:26

'My greatest concern is since I don't eat chicken,

0:59:280:59:32

'I had to rely on Joan to say what was good and bad and she was honest.'

0:59:320:59:36

-That's very salty.

-Yeah.

0:59:360:59:39

'It was so horrible. Think of drinking a glass of soy sauce'

0:59:390:59:44

and then licking a piece of chicken.

0:59:440:59:46

It was soy sauce garnished with chicken.

0:59:460:59:49

It was the reverse of what we wanted. It was just terrible.

0:59:490:59:53

-We want a kiss of soy. We don't want...

-That's not the recipe, though.

-It doesn't matter.

0:59:530:59:58

If you change the recipe, it's no longer soy.

0:59:581:00:02

Oh, you can call it "soy" as long as it smells like soy.

1:00:021:00:06

-Can we add like an orange flavour to it?

-That's good.

1:00:061:00:09

-Well, we have oranges. Let's make our own juice.

-Yeah.

1:00:091:00:13

Clint's terrible soy sauce recipe didn't work,

1:00:131:00:16

so we've got to fix this.

1:00:161:00:18

So we came up with putting orange juice in it.

1:00:181:00:22

-Pretty good.

-Yeah, I think it'll help.

-I think it has.

-Yeah.

1:00:241:00:29

So by adding orange juice to the soy sauce, it made a delicious new kind of chicken.

1:00:291:00:35

-Asian orange chicken.

-I like it.

1:00:351:00:38

-Something smells good.

-This had better be good or it's your ass!

1:00:461:00:50

'Once the cooking was done, Annie and Brande wanted me'

1:00:501:00:54

to make the final decision

1:00:541:00:56

on which item we'll go with for our new meal.

1:00:561:00:59

I want you to taste the meatloaf. I think it's sublime.

1:00:591:01:02

It's good.

1:01:051:01:07

The meatloaf was good, really clean-tasting, but I didn't like it.

1:01:071:01:11

OK, so here is the chilli.

1:01:111:01:13

-It's good.

-That's good.

-Wow!

-It smells good.

1:01:151:01:19

Jesse James likes my chilli.

1:01:191:01:22

As soon as I tried the chilli, I was like, "Chilli, chilli, chilli, chilli!"

1:01:221:01:27

-HE FARTS

-Oh, yeah!

1:01:271:01:29

It's good chilli, man. What can I say?

1:01:311:01:33

OK, I need you to try this spaghetti and meatballs.

1:01:331:01:38

-It's good. It's not as good as the chilli, though.

-No.

1:01:381:01:42

But there can only be one that I like the best. It's the chilli.

1:01:421:01:47

I think the spaghetti and meatballs is better and I made all of them.

1:01:471:01:51

-Which one do you like, Brande?

-I like them both, but the chilli is easy to just take out of a can,

1:01:511:01:57

-but this kind of stuff is so original and different.

-I like the meatballs.

1:01:571:02:01

-It's your decision, ultimately.

-Three meatballs?

-You get three meatballs.

1:02:011:02:06

-Let's go with that.

-OK.

1:02:061:02:08

'I think I succumbed to peer pressure, but keeping the girls together as a team'

1:02:081:02:13

and have everybody focused on one project and one idea,

1:02:131:02:17

I think it was the wise decision.

1:02:171:02:20

OK, we're not doing chilli.

1:02:201:02:22

Get through that stuff, then I'm going to go finish...

1:02:221:02:26

-So, marketing, are you going to work with me on that, Joan?

-Yeah.

1:02:311:02:36

What kind of a marketing campaign are you thinking of, Herschel?

1:02:361:02:40

Remember how the CSM is very important to them?

1:02:401:02:43

So how about an ad where one of their CSMs shows up at my bus?

1:02:431:02:48

'Clint loves to be in front of the camera.'

1:02:521:02:55

He'd leave Joan and I out in the cold.'

1:02:551:02:58

We can talk about, "Look, if you go with our campaign,

1:02:581:03:02

"you show up and you bring food to Clint Black on tour.

1:03:021:03:05

"He opens the door to his bus and it's his meals."

1:03:051:03:09

'Herschel was supposed to be making the decisions,'

1:03:091:03:12

but Clint decided it was going to be about celebrity endorsement.

1:03:121:03:16

'Clint is going to do what Clint wants to do.'

1:03:161:03:19

That's a good spot.

1:03:191:03:21

We just need a name.

1:03:291:03:32

Two-Timing Turkey Meatballs.

1:03:331:03:35

-No.

-Full House Turkey.

1:03:351:03:37

Jesse James "Who You Callin' Turkey" Turkey Meatballs.

1:03:371:03:41

-What else do you need me to do?

-Touchdown Turkey Meatballs. Talking Turkey.

1:03:411:03:45

I Ain't A Swan, I'm A Turkey Meatball.

1:03:451:03:48

-You guys have seriously been sitting down here too long. Clearly!

-What gives you that idea?

1:03:481:03:54

There's three meatballs in each serving, so you can do Three Of A Kind if you want.

1:03:541:03:59

-Triple Play Turkey Meatballs.

-There you go.

-Good.

1:03:591:04:02

-Jesse, is there anything you want us to do right now?

-No, we're good.

1:04:021:04:07

-Who's doing the presentation?

-I'll do it.

1:04:071:04:10

Did you guys figure everything out? Is there anything...?

1:04:101:04:14

-I got it. We're good.

-You got it?

1:04:141:04:16

'I was concerned about the presentation as well as the marketing part.'

1:04:171:04:23

Jesse wouldn't tell us what it is.

1:04:231:04:25

-You can go. I'll finish this.

-You don't need help with presentation?

-No, I'm good.

-Thank you, Jesse.

1:04:251:04:32

'I feel like Jesse's had a bit of a wall between him and his team.

1:04:321:04:36

'He has some idea of what that marketing campaign will look like,'

1:04:361:04:41

but he isn't being open to suggestions.

1:04:411:04:43

I felt a little bit locked out.

1:04:431:04:45

-Good night.

-Good night.

1:04:451:04:48

- Good afternoon. - Hello.

1:04:551:04:57

This has been a great adventure for all of us, especially me cos I am not a cook.

1:04:571:05:03

Now, please welcome Orange Asian Soy Chicken.

1:05:051:05:09

Why this is a new concept is because there is so much "East meets West" these days.

1:05:091:05:15

I mean, it's one world now.

1:05:151:05:17

There is orange juice from the West, soy from the East,

1:05:171:05:21

French green beans, also sweet potatoes.

1:05:211:05:25

A delicious, healthy meal that consists of 480 calories.

1:05:251:05:30

So while you're eating, I'll just do all the talking.

1:05:311:05:35

We've created an outline of a marketing campaign.

1:05:351:05:39

This can be done most effectively through television by showing your CSM ringing the bell on a tour bus.

1:05:391:05:46

Clint Black opens the door, accepts these great meals and delivers to the camera,

1:05:461:05:51

"Home-cooked meals won't follow me around on a concert tour, but LiveSmart will.

1:05:511:05:57

-"No matter what your family loves to eat, Schwan's LiveSmart delivers every time."

-OK.

1:05:571:06:02

- You must try the dessert. - Is it part of your meal?

1:06:021:06:06

Yes, it would come separately packaged, but with the meal.

1:06:061:06:09

- That's good. Really interesting. - Thank you so much.

1:06:091:06:13

Thank you.

1:06:131:06:14

'I think it went much better than I thought it was going to go.'

1:06:141:06:19

The food was edible. We have a good chance of winning.

1:06:191:06:22

-I like the chicken. I thought it had great flavour.

-The flavours are all good on this.

-Yeah, absolutely.

1:06:221:06:29

-How do you think their dessert comes out?

-I'm not sure how you can freeze a yogurt in that way.

1:06:291:06:37

This I get in one of our packages.

1:06:371:06:39

That is like two packages, maybe three.

1:06:391:06:42

You'll have a granola packet, a berry packet and a yogurt packet.

1:06:421:06:46

-That adds a lot.

-That adds a lot. That's exactly right.

1:06:461:06:50

-Hi.

-Hi.

1:06:521:06:54

-How are you?

-Good. How are you?

1:06:541:06:57

-This is our version of spaghetti and meatballs.

-Yeah, yeah.

1:06:571:07:01

-My name is Jesse James. I'll give you some facts about the new meal you're going to eat.

-Great.

1:07:011:07:07

The Triple Play Turkey Meatballs, gluten-free pasta and delicious apple berry crisp for dessert.

1:07:071:07:13

You're thinking, "It's just a fancy version of spaghetti and meatballs."

1:07:131:07:17

But we've taken an old favourite and adapted it into a meal you can feel good about eating

1:07:171:07:22

and still get the full satisfaction of having that hearty-made-healthy comfort food.

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The meatballs come with gluten-free pasta and a tomato basil sauce.

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The gluten-free market is one of the fastest-growing segments in the food industry,

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as people develop wheat allergies or coeliac disease.

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And instead of using breadcrumbs for filler,

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we used a mix of vegetables such as sweet red onion, garlic, mushrooms and spinach.

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The added bonus is you get your kids to eat spinach now without them even knowing it's in there.

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'I was really worried about the presentation because Jesse wouldn't tell us what would be said.'

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But in the end, he pulled it off. He looked adorable and cute.

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-'He did a great job.'

-It's hearty-made-healthy because Schwan's take the hassle out of healthy.

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-Thank you very much.

-Thank you very much. Thank you.

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The only thing I'm worried about is the marketing part of the campaign. That's the only thing it was lacking.

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I like the innovation of it. Gluten is hot. There's no doubt about that. They did their homework.

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The vegetables inside the meatballs is a good idea.

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-Where was the marketing?

-I missed the marketing.

-Was it that sign?

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-There wasn't any.

-Yeah.

-No marketing campaign.

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It'll be a tough decision. Each one of those teams had some good points

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-and some things they missed.

-Yeah, for sure.

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-Hello, Herschel.

-Hello there.

-How do you think your team did?

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-I think we did well. It was tough.

-How did Joan do?

-She did very well.

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I've watched Joan for many years and she always makes people laugh about her non-cooking ability.

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Well, we decided early on she was not going to be the cook, so that was easy.

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-How did Clint do?

-Clint is Clint.

-What does that mean?

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Clint don't like to listen too well, but he works.

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Who did the better job between Clint and Joan?

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-Oh, you're putting me on the spot.

-Early.

-I think Joan did.

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-Why?

-Joan knew what she had to do. I gave out what everyone was supposed to do.

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I would be the cook, Joan would work on the presentation, Clint would do the marketing.

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Then it ended up that Clint wanted to be the cook.

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-Clint, why is that?

-Herschel chose to go with a chicken recipe that we make in my home.

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-Did you agree with it?

-I was resistant.

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Why?

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The executives, I thought, made it clear that they wanted something very different than what they had.

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-Do you think this is something they had?

-I think they had a lot of chicken dinners,

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so I voiced my opinion, but I was supportive of his decision.

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-I didn't hear you voice your opinion.

-I'm perfectly confident that I remember this right.

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Herschel wanted to go with chicken. I said I had a great chicken recipe.

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It was my decision, but I didn't hear him voice his opinion.

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What did you think of Herschel as a project manager?

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Well, I think Herschel is a strong leader.

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I do have to take exception with the "Clint doesn't listen" part.

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There was one issue that I was concerned about

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and, really, I was trying to have Herschel's back.

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With him being the project manager,

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if he chose plain yogurt for the menu that wouldn't freeze and thaw well, we shouldn't use it,

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-and he argued that...

-No, I didn't argue.

-Let me finish.

-No, no.

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-I'm trying to defend myself.

-You're not telling the truth.

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-Herschel, let him go, then you go.

-He talks me down until I have to be quiet finally.

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Go ahead. Go ahead, Clint.

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Possibly I should have just let him...

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I was right and he was wrong. Being the project manager, I made the decision, but he argued with me.

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And Clint's problem is Clint sees nobody but Clint.

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When I first met Clint, I thought he was an only child.

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-Jesse, how did you feel about being project manager?

-I felt good.

-You were a good leader?

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-I think so.

-A strong leader?

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-Yes.

-OK, no more of that laid-back crap I think you do intentionally.

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Annie, how was he as a leader?

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Jesse did really well in certain aspects and not so well in others.

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-Where was he bad?

-There were certain cases where he was relatively impervious to suggestion.

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He decided this was where we were going to go and he didn't take suggestions.

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Melissa, how did Annie and Jesse get along?

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-You have two very strong, stubborn personalities.

-That's true.

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So there was a lot of polite, yet tense discussion.

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-I think we got along really well.

-I didn't say you didn't get along.

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Melissa, you're saying the truth and it's going to be negated, so just don't defend people.

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-We just decided to make all the dishes.

-Is Jesse an intense person? I can't figure him out.

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Joe, he marries one of the most sought after women in the world. People like us say, "That's cool."

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Yet he's so low-key. If you're with him, you say he's a stiff.

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How the hell did he marry Sandra Bullock? What did she see?

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She's totally in love with this guy. I can't believe it.

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-He's got to be great in bed.

-Got to be great in bed.

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You've got to have something. Something's going on.

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OK, Joe, tell me what the executives liked about Athena.

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They liked about Athena that it was innovative and that you were using some gluten-free ingredients.

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The bad thing was the total lack of a marketing campaign.

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Thank you, Joe. Ivanka, what did the executives like about KOTU?

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The executives said they liked the fact that it was easy to create,

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that it tasted good.

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They also liked the fact that it was healthy.

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What they didn't like was the dessert. It was hard to put together. It has to be simple.

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They thought the dessert was overly complicated.

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Ready? Are you guys ready?

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The Schwan's executives really liked both a lot. That's the good news.

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But the really good news is for Athena, Jesse's team, because they liked yours more.

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I congratulate you. That's wonderful. Good job.

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Jesse, you're going to be getting 20,000 for your favourite charity, which is...?

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-It's the Long Beach Education Foundation.

-What is that exactly?

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-It rebuilds industrial art programmes for kids in the inner city.

-Good. Use the money well.

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-Jesse, congratulations.

-I told you the gluten-free would work.

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Get out of here. Joan is seething. Every time you open your mouth, she gets angry. Get out of here.

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KOTU, as usual, somebody will be fired.

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Interesting position. You did pretty well as a team.

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Who would you fire, Clint?

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-Did you think you won?

-I thought we won.

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-You weren't really happy with the product?

-I was concerned we were giving them something they had.

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What would you have done differently, Clint?

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-I wouldn't have done the chicken.

-What would you have done?

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That's really hard to say. We didn't really explore options for the entree.

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He was certain that chicken would be the right choice, based on customer satisfaction.

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-There are a lot of chicken dishes. You were to be innovative.

-Right.

-That was your main contention?

-Yes.

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So you're on record then. Maybe you should have stood your ground.

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He never expressed that. He was the one who came up with the recipe.

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Because I don't eat chicken, I don't eat meat.

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And I asked, "What can we prepare?"

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If you don't eat meat, why were you the project manager, Herschel?

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I said Herschel should be project manager because Clint, when he gets a hold of something,

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he moves ahead and we wouldn't have had any input. I adore Clint.

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I think he's very stubborn.

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-You didn't adore him a number of weeks ago.

-No.

-You hated him. Not as much as you hated Annie.

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No, but Clint again, what he says, he means and that's it. There was no second side...

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Do you dislike Annie because she's on the other team?

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No, because she's always got a second agenda. She's a poker player.

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Oh, my Lord! She's so lost her mind. I can say the sky is blue and she's like, "She's a bitch!"

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-I like all this personal stuff, but can we get back to the marketing campaign?

-Good. He's all business.

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-Did you assign Clint marketing, Herschel?

-Yes, sir.

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I'll give you an example on Clint. If you notice, in the marketing campaign, Clint mentioned himself.

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He said, "Clint Black's bus," because he wants to be out there all the time.

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-I think he's become spoiled.

-But Clint is a star. He's the biggest country music guy.

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Stars maybe do have a little bit of a different something in life.

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But at this task, he's not a star.

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He's working, doing the marketing.

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-Good point, Joseph.

-Nobody's a star here. We're working.

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Herschel, you don't like Clint very much.

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-No, I do like him.

-You do?

-I can put up with Clint.

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-OK, but do you like Clint?

-Yes, I like him.

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-Do you like Herschel?

-I like him fine, but there were a few occasions

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where Herschel is confused about what I'm trying to say or he decides that discussing is arguing...

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Clint, the arguments on a weekly basis have been consistent

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against you that you don't listen to your team or the project manager.

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Is that a fault of yours?

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My idea of supporting your leader is discussing it calmly, putting forth your view

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until they make a decision and...

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Clint, you don't listen too much. Let's face it.

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Over the course of the last number of weeks, they have had a hard time. Joan's had the hardest time of all.

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What do you think of this, Joan? Was Clint controlled like he should be by a project manager?

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I think that Herschel... came up to bat.

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I'd like to take this unique opportunity to let everybody know

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I was the first one to suggest that Clint should be fired.

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Joan, who should I fire?

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Oh...

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-You hate this.

-You make me cry. Here I go again.

-I know.

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I have to say... Oh!

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OK. It's hard for you, Joan. How do you think I feel? Every week, I have to fire somebody.

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If I cried every time, it would be sad. They'd say, "He's pathetic! Trump cries when he fires somebody!"

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I never thought of it. Maybe I should do that.

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Anyway, this is a tough choice

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and I could have used some help, Joan.

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I think the hard part is that, in this particular case,

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Herschel, the project manager is at a huge disadvantage

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and being the project manager, not having total control over Clint... He's not easy.

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-May I say one thing?

-Yes, go ahead.

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If I had come down on Clint, I would have lost Clint, then it would have just been the two of us.

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-Clint didn't want your product and you lost because of it.

-It was his product.

-No.

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Clint suggested the recipe, but it was your decision to go with the chicken.

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-It was also your dessert.

-Yes.

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And the executives did say that the three components that you used were too complicated for the consumer.

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That's one of the reasons you lost.

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-Look, you've lost before, Herschel.

-Yes.

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-You were the project manager. You know how much I like you.

-Yes.

-I love you.

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I am not a gay man and I love you, Herschel. Herschel, you're fired.

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-Thank you.

-Good luck. Thank you.

1:20:021:20:04

That's a tough one.

1:20:061:20:09

-Thank you, Joan.

-Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1:20:091:20:12

This is devastating.

1:20:121:20:15

Oh, sweetheart!

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I love you so much.

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I want to send your mother a letter because I want to tell her what she raised...

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She raised such a great man.

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Doing that was very hard.

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I think Mr Trump made the wrong decision.

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I felt Clint should have been the one to leave,

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but this is the way he felt and so I go with it.

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I had a great time on The Celebrity Apprentice. I met a lot of great people.

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That is worth more than anything.

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