Episode 6 The Celebrity Apprentice USA


Episode 6

The American version of the reality series. The remaining celebrities make a viral video for a laundry detergent. But clashing egos threaten the project.


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Previously on The Celebrity Apprentice...

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Mr Trump tasked the teams with running a hotel.

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You are going to take over five rooms at the Loews hotel.

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You are going to have guests. They are going to rate each team.

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Athena was one woman down.

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Ladies, Khloe won't be with you today.

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But she'll be back tomorrow. So, fellas, you have a better chance.

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Tionne Watkins stepped up as project manager for Athena.

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Turndown service.

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And Dennis Rodman took charge of the men on Kotu.

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Let me be the front man. We're going to win this task.

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After a good morning, Dennis started to drink.

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-This is for you, I believe, right?

-When he starts drinking,

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-he changes into something else.

-In...New...York!

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-And eventually, Dennis walked out on his team.

-I'm out of here.

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Working with Dennis

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went from being funny and entertaining

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to now it's just kind of sad.

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When the results came in, it was no surprise that Athena scored

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higher in the customer surveys.

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-Wow, so the women win.

-Thank you.

-Very good. What is the charity?

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My charity is Sickle Cell Foundation Of Georgia.

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That is very nice, Tionne.

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Later, Dennis' team expressed concern for him.

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I think Dennis has obviously got a drinking problem.

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-Do you see that, Brian?

-Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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And with all the celebrities looking on,

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the boardroom turned into an intervention.

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Beyond the task and beyond the hotel

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and everything else, there is a bigger issue at hand.

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Is this about Dennis' issues or this damn game? If I am such a bad integral part

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of anything that I do,

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how did I win five championships?

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What you are doing today is what counts.

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To see Dennis Rodman defending himself

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and defending that he was a great athlete, that killed me,

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absolutely killed me.

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You let yourself down, you let your team down. Dennis, you're fired.

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That was brutal.

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-That was kind of sad, huh?

-Yeah.

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So, congratulations once again.

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-It's not a happy win.

-No, it's not happy win.

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It doesn't feel good. Oh, that was not fun.

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I have seen drinking problems up close and you get angry at booze.

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It was hard because it was like there was only one person

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who did not help their team and disrupted another team. And I love Dennis.

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When I talked to him when he was sober, I really liked him.

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But it's just so sad for him not to see that everybody

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was just concerned.

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I think that losing the last task... There was a bigger issue at hand.

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Dennis obviously needs some help and needs to get a grip on things.

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We all saw a sad person walk out, pissed off and in denial

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about their problem.

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You know, I understand the whole drinking... I did the same thing.

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I used it as a Band-Aid for years.

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I mean, we wanted an opportunity to try our best to kick your butts,

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but there really were only four of us that could do anything.

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This was a bittersweet loss because of our situation with Dennis.

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My thing is there have been four men always,

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with Clint, Jesse, Brian and myself.

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Maybe now since we don't have that sort of anchor around our neck,

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now Kotu can start running.

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# Money, money, money, money

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# Money!

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# Money, money, money, money

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# Money!

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# Some people got to have it

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# Ye-eah

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# Some people really need it

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# Hey, listen to me, y'all

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# Do things, do things, do things Bad things with it

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# Dollar bills, y'all Come on

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# That mean, oh, mean

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# Mean green

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# Almighty dollar

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# You know that money...

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# Give me a nickel, brother Can you spare a dime?

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# Money can drive some people out of their minds

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# No good, no good Money!

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# Money, money, money, money

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# Money! #

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-How are you doing?

-Good.

-Good to see you.

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My charity is Sickle Cell Foundation Of Georgia.

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I am the national spokesperson for sickle cell

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and I actually have the disease myself.

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-How are you feeling?

-I feel good.

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Phil Oliver is very important in my life

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because I had got really sick and my organs were failing.

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He diagnosed me correctly. I chose his foundation because he helped me, so I want to help them.

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While I have been out here working, I actually won.

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-Oh, really?

-Yes. I won. 20,000.

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Oh, this is great!

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I'm very proud of her. I look at her like my little daughter.

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She has done a great thing.

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She never gave up. This is great. Our own home-grown Tionne.

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I think it is very important to raise awareness and fight for a cure

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because I want to see my daughter grow old.

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I want to be a grandma. I want to live.

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If I could be the Celebrity Apprentice,

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do you know how much that would do for my charity?

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It would be crazy!

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-Yeah, I like that!

-Thank you.

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-Good morning.

-ALL: Good morning.

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-Jesse, do you miss the fact that Dennis isn't here?

-A little bit.

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Well, you'll be happy to know, I've spoken with him and he's going to get some help.

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I hope he's going to be OK.

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-I know, Joan, you kissed him goodbye last night.

-I loved him.

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Alcohol abuse is a terrible thing, it ruins lives,

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and I just can't stand it.

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-OK, Melissa, what happened to your foot?

-At the Loews Regency, I...

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I tripped and tore two of the ligaments out of three in my ankle.

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-Are you going to sue the Loews Regency Hotel?

-No, I am not.

-Good.

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I am going to mix up the teams.

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It's time. Do we agree?

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Brande, do we agree? Are you a little nervous?

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-I am a little nervous about that.

-All right, so Kotu.

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The new Kotu is Herschel, Clint, Joan, Natalie and Khloe.

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Athena, your team is Jesse, Melissa,

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Annie, Tionne and Brandon.

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Hey!

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I think in Kotu,

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we spent a lot of time arguing rather than getting stuff done.

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These girls are hard workers.

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You know, male or female, it really doesn't make any difference to me

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if you are a team player and willing to work.

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Natalie!

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Natalie? What about mommy? Natalie!

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Joan, I have cut the cord, your daughter is now your opponent.

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It was great in the beginning to be working together.

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Now, I love that it becomes mother versus daughter.

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It's going to be interesting because we're both very competitive.

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And you know what? If you get fired, if she gets fired,

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I don't give a damn, but you're going to be fighting Melissa.

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People perceive me to be simply an appendage of my mother

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and not a hard worker, but I want to win Celebrity Apprentice because

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I have something to prove.

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Brian is away at a concert.

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And he'll be back. And I'll make a determination

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next week where Brian is going.

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We're standing in the Paley Center for Media.

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It's documented over the years television,

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radio and now the internet.

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Now, we're going to have an amazing task today,

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because with me are two executives for All, the detergent.

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My mother loved All. It's been around a long time.

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My mother has been around a long time.

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This is Kevin and Shannon from All. Kevin, the task.

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Each team is responsible for producing a video

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up to 60 seconds long

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for All Small And Mighty 3X Concentrated laundry detergent

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that you think will be a viral hit on the Internet.

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Each video can be funny, dramatic, musical or even off-the-wall,

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but remember, it must contain a product message.

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This is a video you want people to want to pass on

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to their family and their friends.

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We'll judge it based on three criteria -

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originality, buzz worthiness and branding.

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And joining us to lend his expertise, will be

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world-renowned blogger Perez Hilton.

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OK, right now I want you each to pick a project manager.

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-You can produce stuff.

-I'll do it.

-Does it speak to you?

-It doesn't speak to me,

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-but I can make it work.

-She's very smart and very efficient.

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-You are very smart and very efficient.

-OK, I'll do it.

-OK.

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-Athena, who is your project manager?

-Melissa.

-Melissa, good luck.

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I stepped up as project manager

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because I have 15 years of experience in producing,

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live and taped shows.

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For me to have to create a video, I come in with a lot of knowledge

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and a lot of tools.

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-Kotu, who is your project manager?

-Clint!

-OK, Clint. How do you feel about that, Clint?

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I feel very confident.

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I have a fair amount of experience. I have directed 12 or 15 music videos

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and I've written two full screen plays.

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None of them sold, if anyone is interested.

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Don and Ivanka will be my eyes and ears.

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They'll be following you, they'll be watching, they'll be reporting back.

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So, the project manager of the winning team

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will receive 20,000 for his or her charity.

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The losing team will come to the boardroom,

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somebody will be fired. OK?

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Go to it. Thank you.

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-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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I think the most important thing is that we immediately settle

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on our thoughts for our creative.

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Our task this week is to create a viral video

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for All Small And Mighty detergent.

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We'll use one of my Hells Angels friends on his bike.

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Brande is his wife.

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And then we do a bunch of scenes with him,

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like get a bar, spilling beer on himself,

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then going to her, talking about how hard it is to be a biker's mama.

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Jesse comes up with this idea for bikers. And I didn't like that idea.

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And the reason why wasn't so much that you can't make bikers funny

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but that bikers have been used in that particular space a lot.

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I'm just going to throw out there, Jesse James being bathed by midgets.

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There's nobody on earth who won't open that video.

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I'm not doing that.

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I can tell you that would be a video that would be sent around

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and every single person would want to see.

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-That's not what has to be.

-That would be funny.

-That is funny.

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-- I'm never doing that. - Come on, Jesse.

-It's funny!

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'I'm annoyed right now, there's a really good idea floating around,'

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which is Jesse James getting bathed by little people.

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-Who the

-BLEEP

-isn't going to look at that and watch it?

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He's refusing to do it.

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I thought Jesse was going to be really strong, I was happy

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he was on our team, and now I feel like he's being a hindrance today.

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I just don't like people who won't step up.

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-What is it called, Small and Mighty?

-Yeah.

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I would get a washing machine and have midgets just coming out

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and coming out and coming out and coming out...

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We got into the van and the fun began.

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-And we started brainstorming very quickly.

-Hello, Hersch.

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-It doesn't matter.

-Herschel has an idea.

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Soon after the task presentation,

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Herschel had a prior engagement.

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So, he went off and was to reconnect with us later.

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-Let's listen to Herschel's idea.

-OK.

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Hang them out to dry?

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I don't know, I'm trying to envision how we hang them.

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I have a terrace, we can hang them out on my terrace.

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There's a joke that goes...

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They use code language to talk about sex around the kids

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and they call it doing the wash.

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-Doing the wash?

-Do you want to do the wash later?

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So, now you cut to later on in bed.

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She nudges him and says, "Honey, we can if we you want to."

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He says, "No, I'm sorry, it was a small load I did it by hand."

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Clint came up with this video idea in the van.

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It was kind of a dirty joke and we were all into it.

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We decided, let's go with it.

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You know, hire, you know,

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a lingerie model or something with the midget.

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We haven't washed in six weeks.

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Yeah, we haven't done the wash in quite a while.

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But you wash with your secretary.

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It's viral, guys!

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-Hi.

-How are you guys doing? I'm Brande. Nice to meet you.

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The executives came to visit us

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and explained more about what they were looking for in the product.

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Do you have a certain age range that your consumer is, for the women?

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-25 and older.

-Do they tend to have children?

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-They are women first. Women with children, not moms.

-OK.

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That really hit home with me because that meant

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that these are women who are internet savvy,

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not necessarily as traditional.

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So, we wanted to push the edge a little bit.

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What's the edge of how outrageous you are willing

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to have this viral video be?

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Exactly. How far can we push the envelope?

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We'd like to leave that up to you, but I think it's really about

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what she will accept.

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- Is there anything you would consider completely taboo?

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- Anything you think she would feel offensive.

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-- OK.

-When someone sends you a viral video,

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do you automatically click on it or do you read the title

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of it first?

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Mmm. Title is important.

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-The title of the viral video is important.

-Title is important.

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-Good luck. Thank you.

-Thank you.

-Thank you so much.

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-Good luck.

-Yeah, thank you.

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- OK!

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- Why don't we write down our ideas that we like so far?

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The joke, I love the joke.

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I came up with the idea to play out a joke where the man calls

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the woman and uses a code for, you know,

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having sex and she says, "OK, we could do the laundry if you still want to."

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He says, "That's OK, it was a small load, I did it by hand."

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And, of course, there's some innuendo in there.

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-He shuts the door and he's got this.

-He uses it as lube.

-Yeah.

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You see him, maybe he is all, "That's OK, it was a small load,

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"I did it by hand."

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- Oh, my God! I love it!

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So do I.

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-Hello.

-Hi, how are you?

-Hi, hi.

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-- Hi. Shannon, nice to see you.

-Nice to see you.

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After we had settled on our idea, the executives came

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into the boardroom and we met with them, asked them our questions.

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- How entertaining do you want it?

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- We want it as entertaining as she will let us go.

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If we offend her, we've gone too far.

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-- So, I guess saying

-BEEP

-is out of the question?

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- Yes.

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- Then why are you doing...? The word viral, for me,

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is always will like watching Liza Minnelli drunk.

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- No.

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Do you have any bias for or against little people?

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-As in toddlers?

-As in little grown-ups.

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- It's yours to decide. - Yeah.

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- Can it be used to wash yourself with?

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- No.

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Wash yourself? Your body?

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- Yeah. - No.

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Do you feel that your target demo

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would be offended by a sexual innuendo?

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- I think it's... We'll leave that up to you. - Yeah.

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I think that these executives, they're more conservative.

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They want to push the envelope, but not be distasteful.

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Our idea is definitely distasteful.

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So, I just don't know what we're going to do any more.

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-- Well, thank you guys very much. That's great.

-Good luck.

-Thank you.

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I think were going to really have to clean this up.

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I think we're going to have to get a suburban woman,

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that's stressed and has a lot of kids and somehow she needs something.

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It might not be funny and it might not be viral,

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but this company wants something clean.

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This week's task is to create a viral video for All.

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A lot of the team didn't feel as comfortable with our original idea

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after meeting with the All executives.

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I personally thought that we should have scrapped everything.

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You are depending on one joke and I think a lot of women

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-would be very offended that he

-BLEEP

-off.

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I think it would be hilarious if we are fighting among ourselves,

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Clint walks away, I spit on his hamburger.

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-What?

-Listen to me. He comes back, he sits and he eats it.

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That we get on YouTube.

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- OK, but what does it have to do with laundry?

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- I don't know. Let me think again.

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With viral video, you are getting the dancing baby, remember that?

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That was one of the first virals that was sent around.

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You're getting Liza Minnelli laughing hysterically on Larry King.

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That's what viral videos are about.

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We need to make this silly, outrageous, funny and sophomoric.

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I see it as a well-produced spot.

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Beauty-look for our actress, visually appealing.

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You are such a man!

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I'm begging you to get me a big, fat, blowsy drag queen.

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This is very much my element.

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And I began to argue, saying, "Why don't we try this?

0:18:260:18:29

"Here are my ideas." They're balloons.

0:18:290:18:31

I'm throwing 1,000 balloons up, take what you want.

0:18:310:18:34

What if we have two sexy women mud-wrestling?

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That always sells.

0:18:380:18:40

The two of you mud-wrestling. I'm telling you!

0:18:400:18:44

I want to caution everyone against letting that meeting

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frighten you away from my ideas.

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Joan had some ideas and parts of them were really good.

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If there had been a middle and an end, I think we might have considered them.

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But in the end, she really didn't have a complete idea.

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If you want to use a drag queen, it makes me very happy.

0:19:040:19:06

I'm on my knees to you. It will be funny.

0:19:060:19:10

I am on my knees to you, you will not regret this.

0:19:100:19:14

Joan Rivers is on her knees, people.

0:19:140:19:15

- Listen, I think it's counterproductive that we agreed that

0:19:150:19:18

we were going to go this direction and now are rerouting the whole spot.

0:19:180:19:23

I really can't imagine that a 25-year-old woman of today is going to go,

0:19:230:19:27

"That offends me." I just can't imagine it.

0:19:270:19:31

We are producing a fantasy of Clint's,

0:19:310:19:33

a hot girl and she'll be saying, "Come on in."

0:19:330:19:36

-And then, ha, ha, ha, the guy

-BLEEP

-off. It's just...

0:19:360:19:41

He heard nothing. Clint, there's no listening.

0:19:410:19:44

Let's just do a quick brainstorming creative

0:19:490:19:51

and keep it under control so we can lock down a decision.

0:19:510:19:54

The one thing that needs to be really for sure

0:19:540:19:57

is that it has got to be funny.

0:19:570:19:59

To pass it on, they've got to be, "Oh, my God, this is hilarious."

0:19:590:20:02

I think the whole point of viral video is you have to have

0:20:020:20:04

the WOW factor, you have to have a little bit of the "Oh, my God,

0:20:040:20:09

"you have to see this."

0:20:090:20:10

Can I show you the most popular viral videos?

0:20:100:20:13

Can I show you them?

0:20:130:20:14

So, they want someone to create something that has a good brand image for them.

0:20:140:20:19

Except the specifically said they want something viral.

0:20:190:20:22

First, I showed Jesse how many hits

0:20:220:20:24

anything with the word "midget" in the title gets, which is a lot.

0:20:240:20:27

In order for something to be viral, it has to be passed around.

0:20:270:20:30

All wanted viral,

0:20:300:20:32

and under demographic of who buys their product.

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And I get my viral videos off Perez Hilton.

0:20:350:20:38

So, it needs to be outrageous.

0:20:380:20:40

I still like Jesse being scrubbed

0:20:400:20:42

by a bunch of little people in wet suits.

0:20:420:20:44

Would you be willing to be in a video if it's something

0:20:460:20:49

you are comfortable with? You know, Jesse, you'll be in a suit.

0:20:490:20:52

I'll be in it, I just don't want to be bathed by midgets, sorry.

0:20:520:20:56

-People would watch it cos it's hilarious.

-That is hilarious.

0:20:560:20:59

'I love little people, but I was against it just because'

0:21:010:21:05

I don't want to embarrass the company that's paying

0:21:050:21:08

for this ad.

0:21:080:21:09

Is the woman who their target audience is going to be offended

0:21:090:21:13

by little people?

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I can tell you I would be offended.

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As long as you're wearing Small And Mighty bottle-looking outfits,

0:21:210:21:25

with a little sparkle on it.

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Bling!

0:21:270:21:28

I'm not one to, like, put myself in a video,

0:21:280:21:31

but the girls were so enthusiastic about it,

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I had to just jump on board.

0:21:330:21:35

We were wondering, in terms of casting,

0:21:350:21:37

if you have little people available?

0:21:370:21:39

-Do you want to go to get the stuff?

-Absolutely.

-Great.

0:21:400:21:43

OK, you ready, Ti? See you all in a few.

0:21:430:21:47

We sent off Tionne and Annie to go pick up what we needed as props

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and our costumes.

0:21:510:21:53

I specifically sent Annie because she can be very, very intense,

0:21:530:21:56

so I wanted Jesse to have a little breathing room away from her.

0:21:560:21:59

-See you, guys.

-Bye.

0:21:590:22:02

-Hi, I'm Joe Foley.

-Hi, Joe, Clint Black. How are you?

0:22:080:22:11

What I want to do is get a shot from this POV.

0:22:110:22:15

'The director of photography arrives and Clint just goes in'

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and starts talking to him without talking to the rest of his team.

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- The ship has sailed. - I agree.

0:22:220:22:25

-So that's our set-up.

-All right.

0:22:250:22:27

-- You know, I'll drop

-BLEEP

-dead here.

0:22:270:22:29

- Right?

0:22:290:22:30

- I am having such a stomach-ache.

0:22:300:22:34

I am so unhappy because I fight and I get a stomach-ache.

0:22:340:22:39

It was very upsetting. It was very upsetting to everybody.

0:22:390:22:42

It's not funny! We're doing scenes?

0:22:420:22:44

This is viral, guys!

0:22:440:22:47

- I just think it's too late to change something.

0:22:470:22:49

-He loves it.

-I know, but...

0:22:490:22:52

- I don't know, like, it's just making me nervous.

0:22:520:22:55

'We were weary of doing this idea,'

0:22:550:22:56

but Clint is really adamant about it and he seems to love it.

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We're here to follow our leader and in the end,

0:23:000:23:04

he's project manager and we're...he's our boss.

0:23:040:23:07

I want to see his facial expressions,

0:23:070:23:09

going, "Hey, honey, want to do the wash later?"

0:23:090:23:12

-This is freaking me out.

-It's kind of weird, isn't it?

0:23:120:23:15

- You've got to say something. - Yeah, I know, but I also feel bad.

0:23:150:23:19

- Then you're going to lose. - Yeah.

0:23:190:23:21

The most upsetting thing to me is the girls are whispering to me,

0:23:210:23:24

"This is terrible, this is wrong."

0:23:240:23:27

And they won't stand up to him.

0:23:270:23:30

And that makes me very sad

0:23:300:23:32

because I walked with Gloria Steinem,

0:23:320:23:34

I burned my bra not to have these ladies cave in.

0:23:340:23:38

It makes no... Clint!

0:23:410:23:43

Are you sure that they're going to understand what

0:23:430:23:45

he means by dirty laundry?

0:23:450:23:47

I think they will when she comes in in her lingerie and says,

0:23:470:23:50

"If you still want to do the dirty laundry..."

0:23:500:23:54

- Are they going to do it in the laundry room? - No. He's in here by himself.

0:23:540:23:57

See, that would be funny. May I make a suggestion also?

0:23:570:24:01

This is supposed to go on the internet. It's supposed to be funny.

0:24:030:24:06

It's not...serious.

0:24:060:24:08

But I'm not the director.

0:24:100:24:12

I am very disappointed in Clint.

0:24:190:24:21

I thought he would be smart and clever, a collaborative artist.

0:24:210:24:26

All I could do was shake my head in amazement.

0:24:300:24:34

I know you want to do the dirty laundry with me tonight.

0:24:340:24:38

- We'll do all the laundromat stuff first,

0:24:460:24:48

then establishing shots in the garage.

0:24:480:24:50

- Yeah. Isn't it weird to have a room full of people working quietly?

0:24:500:24:54

-What's going on?

-Hi.

-How's it going?

0:24:550:24:58

-- Not bad. Yourselves?

-It's good.

0:24:580:25:00

-It's so quiet.

-Is this better than working with the men, Jesse?

0:25:000:25:03

-It way more organised.

-I hope I wasn't interrupting anything.

0:25:030:25:07

-Everybody's doing something.

-I think Jesse is

0:25:070:25:09

a really lucky guy, he gets moved over with the women.

0:25:090:25:12

I think it fits really well with his demeanour.

0:25:120:25:15

It's probably a really good move and good fit for him.

0:25:150:25:17

You guys seem almost bored, like you're almost kind of done?

0:25:170:25:21

-No, just sitting and writing.

-What is your concept?

0:25:210:25:24

- Our concept is we're doing sort of... - Midgets.

0:25:240:25:29

Little people.

0:25:290:25:31

You think women with children are big viewers of little people?

0:25:340:25:38

I think they'll appreciate the humour of it,

0:25:380:25:41

the edginess of it, more than showing a soccer mom.

0:25:410:25:45

I definitely think they got some of it right.

0:25:450:25:47

The real question is, is the demographic for All

0:25:470:25:50

going to be downloading videos of little people

0:25:500:25:53

and is that going to help sales?

0:25:530:25:54

Something tells me the average mother

0:25:540:25:57

who is probably their target demographic isn't doing that.

0:25:570:25:59

Beyond that, I think using the word midget could be offensive to some

0:25:590:26:02

of the executives.

0:26:020:26:03

I think the appropriate phraseology would be "little people" these days.

0:26:030:26:07

And that in and of itself could be a big swing factor.

0:26:070:26:10

You don't get it? The whole midget thing? Like little people?

0:26:100:26:14

Yeah.

0:26:140:26:15

- That's like the number-one search. - Really?

0:26:150:26:17

OK. That's interesting.

0:26:170:26:19

It definitely worried me when Donald Junior was hesitant of our idea.

0:26:190:26:23

Because it made me think, "Wow, maybe we're going down

0:26:230:26:26

"the wrong path, maybe this isn't really funny."

0:26:260:26:30

And maybe it's not, I don't know.

0:26:300:26:33

-Hi, how are you guys doing?

-Hi.

-Hi, I'm Brande.

-I'm Israel.

0:26:360:26:41

Israel? Nice to meet you. Nic? Nice to meet you.

0:26:410:26:43

- Hi, I'm Melissa.

0:26:430:26:44

'While we were in our meeting with Don Junior, the actors showed up.'

0:26:440:26:48

So, I think he was kind of like, "What the heck is going on here?"

0:26:480:26:53

The tag line is Small And Mighty, that's where you guys come in.

0:26:530:26:57

-Oh, OK.

-This will be totally fun and animated

0:26:570:27:00

and you guys can yell and scream and have fun and have a great time.

0:27:000:27:04

-- Make fun of them...

-What do you guys think of the concept?

0:27:040:27:07

It's better than being an Oompa Loompa.

0:27:100:27:13

Anything is better than being an Oompa Loompa probably.

0:27:130:27:16

-Exactly.

-Are you game?

0:27:160:27:19

Let's do it.

0:27:190:27:21

- Awesome.

0:27:210:27:22

He is going to be in a Speedo while you're scrubbing him down, OK?

0:27:220:27:25

Oh! Yeah, that'll be neat. Slap that!

0:27:250:27:28

THEY LAUGH

0:27:280:27:31

I think you like that, right?

0:27:310:27:33

Oh, thank God! The cast has arrived!

0:27:400:27:43

-Hello, I'm Joan Rivers, and you are?

-Daniel.

-Hello, Daniel.

0:27:430:27:48

Daniel has arrived.

0:27:480:27:50

We did hire a little person to be the masturbator,

0:27:500:27:53

I guess you would say.

0:27:530:27:55

The product was Small And Mighty, so that was going to be, like, the punch line.

0:27:550:27:59

Um...I guess.

0:27:590:28:01

So, we have a shot in mind for you later on in a night-time bedroom scene,

0:28:010:28:06

do you have any aversion to being shot in boxer shorts?

0:28:060:28:10

-No problem.

-Just boxer shorts?

-Yeah, why not? Naked.

0:28:100:28:13

I don't care.

0:28:130:28:16

-We won't go that far.

-OK.

0:28:160:28:18

- You've done a little acting, I assume. - Of course.

0:28:180:28:20

- So it's acting and modelling, OK.

0:28:200:28:23

-Let's go ahead and see him in there.

-OK.

0:28:240:28:27

- OK, Daniel, get ready.

0:28:270:28:30

Daniel, you're coming home to your wife and you're feeling sexy.

0:28:300:28:33

Your line is, "Hey, sweetie,

0:28:330:28:35

"do you want to do the dirty laundry with me tonight?"

0:28:350:28:39

-Good, thank you.

-And action.

0:28:390:28:42

Hey, sweetie, do you want to do the dirty laundry with me tonight?

0:28:420:28:46

OK, one more time, just a little slower.

0:28:460:28:48

Hey, sweetie, do you want to do the dirty laundry with me tonight?

0:28:480:28:53

If you can give me just a knowing smile at the end.

0:28:560:29:00

Take two.

0:29:000:29:02

- Hey, sweetie, do you want to do some...

0:29:020:29:05

do you want to do the dirty laundry with me tonight?

0:29:050:29:08

OK.

0:29:080:29:09

That was much better.

0:29:110:29:13

This poor little...little person.

0:29:130:29:16

He did really know. He wasn't tremendously good.

0:29:160:29:19

That made me sad because he had come all the way and it was his first job or second job.

0:29:190:29:23

He was very nervous.

0:29:230:29:26

Clint's idea is a total disaster.

0:29:260:29:28

What do we do for plan B or C?

0:29:280:29:30

Or D? Whatever plan we're on at this point.

0:29:300:29:33

-We have to get rid of our little person.

-Joan's going to make us mud wrestle.

0:29:330:29:37

I, at this point, will mud wrestle.

0:29:370:29:40

This project has been going downhill since our executive meeting.

0:29:400:29:44

It just kind of crumbled.

0:29:440:29:46

The little person was kind of like the icing on the cake.

0:29:460:29:49

We can't use this and present this in front of All.

0:29:490:29:51

Do you think maybe we should let them go?

0:29:510:29:53

- Yeah.

0:29:530:29:55

'We had decided that he was really'

0:29:550:29:57

just unable to deliver the lines to the level of quality that we thought

0:29:570:30:02

the advertisers would be looking for.

0:30:020:30:04

This is awkward. It's awkward.

0:30:060:30:09

So, I had to make a new call.

0:30:090:30:12

And so there was some anxiety on my part.

0:30:120:30:15

-All right, Daniel, we're all good. Thanks a lot.

-That's it?

0:30:150:30:19

-I thought I'd be here all day.

-Yeah.

0:30:190:30:21

-We're going to check it out here. Thanks a lot.

-Good. Bye.

-Take care.

0:30:210:30:25

Oh, my gosh!

0:30:260:30:28

If you are really smart, you can oftentimes go with your gut.

0:30:350:30:39

Some of the best deals you make are when you're betting

0:30:390:30:42

against everyone else, but it's a risky proposition.

0:30:420:30:44

Clint and Melissa are working on a viral video, that's all about gut.

0:30:440:30:49

If they push too far, it could be really big trouble.

0:30:490:30:51

It's going to be a tough task, let's see what happens.

0:30:510:30:55

PHONE RINGS Can you answer that?

0:30:590:31:01

Hello?

0:31:030:31:05

-It's Annie, she wants to talk to you...only.

-Hi.

0:31:050:31:08

I want to see if we can get some more of the All bottles

0:31:080:31:12

because in the laundromat it'd be great to have them,

0:31:120:31:14

from a branding standpoint.

0:31:140:31:15

Of course, we've got 23 bottles here.

0:31:150:31:18

When you're talking about virals that are passed along,

0:31:180:31:20

making something really obviously a commercial

0:31:200:31:23

makes it very much less viral.

0:31:230:31:26

I definitely was really glad that Annie went to go get the costumes

0:31:260:31:31

with Tionne because Annie feels that even if she is not the leader,

0:31:310:31:34

she at least tries to position herself as the puppet master.

0:31:340:31:38

Annie. Annie. Annie, we're... Annie. Wait.

0:31:380:31:42

-Something that is strung together into one big piece.

-Annie.

0:31:420:31:46

She's been calling, calling, calling, hammering the message

0:31:460:31:49

and you want to say, "We got it. We've got it, we've got it."

0:31:490:31:52

OK, we got it, you're right,

0:31:520:31:54

we appreciate it and thank you for pulling us back.

0:31:540:31:57

We will see you guys at the laundromat.

0:31:570:31:59

All right, good, I stopped that from happening.

0:31:590:32:01

We get to the location

0:32:190:32:20

and immediately I start working to concentrate on what we needed

0:32:200:32:24

to get done between Jesse and the little people in the laundromat.

0:32:240:32:28

You should be like... HE SCREAMS

0:32:280:32:31

I'm getting you clean!

0:32:310:32:33

-Like you're crazy.

-Yeah, yeah!

0:32:330:32:36

I think the little people did have a blast.

0:32:360:32:38

They know the people point and laugh at them

0:32:380:32:41

and they're totally comfortable within themselves and they have fun right back.

0:32:410:32:44

Yeah!

0:32:440:32:47

THEY LAUGH

0:32:470:32:51

I just treat them like they're any other one of my friends.

0:32:510:32:53

You know, they're exactly the same as us, they're just that big.

0:32:530:32:58

-Jesse, take five, man.

-Yeah!

-Yeah, get out here.

-See you guys! Thanks!

0:32:580:33:03

Perfect. That's hilarious.

0:33:030:33:06

How about if the individual that saves the day is a male model?

0:33:140:33:18

It would be somebody.

0:33:180:33:19

I don't know if we should start over...

0:33:190:33:22

We had issues with Daniel, our small individual.

0:33:220:33:25

So, we had to let him go.

0:33:250:33:27

I wanted to have a team meeting, as did Khloe and Joan, to say,

0:33:280:33:32

"It's just not working out."

0:33:320:33:34

OK, Clint, what do you think? What should we do?

0:33:340:33:37

What if we can get another little person?

0:33:370:33:38

Don't you think we should have something else?

0:33:390:33:42

Maybe we should get me doing it just to have as back up.

0:33:420:33:45

Hey, Joe, right now,

0:33:450:33:47

while we're waiting, we'll get me doing this.

0:33:470:33:49

-OK. Great.

-All right.

0:33:490:33:51

He fired one of the actors

0:33:510:33:53

because he wasn't good before yet a replacement!

0:33:530:33:55

Unforgivable!

0:33:550:33:58

And then Clint sat in on it?

0:33:580:34:00

Well, now your joke about little is kind of gone,

0:34:000:34:03

even though Clint is small.

0:34:030:34:05

And rolling.

0:34:050:34:06

Hey, sweetie, you want to do some dirty laundry tonight?

0:34:070:34:11

Hey, sweetie, you want to do some dirty laundry tonight?

0:34:130:34:16

Hey, sweetie, do want to do some dirty laundry tonight?

0:34:160:34:20

What the hell...? We started off with a little person then the little person turned into Clint.

0:34:200:34:25

I have no idea how this has anything to do with laundry detergent.

0:34:250:34:29

I have no idea what the method to Clint's madness is.

0:34:290:34:32

I don't even know if he had a method,

0:34:320:34:34

I think it was just madness going on.

0:34:340:34:36

I don't understand. Like, come on!

0:34:360:34:40

I just don't get it. This is embarrassing.

0:34:400:34:44

It really is.

0:34:440:34:46

-OK, do you want to just look at that?

-Yeah. Cut.

0:34:460:34:50

What are we doing?

0:34:520:34:54

Now, what are we doing?

0:34:540:34:56

-Clint, you're now going to be the hero?

-I have no idea.

0:34:560:34:59

- hat are we doing here? - I don't know.

0:35:000:35:03

-Yeah, let's regroup.

-What are we doing here?

0:35:030:35:06

Well, if Clint is doing it for the Small and Mighty thing...

0:35:080:35:10

-It doesn't make sense.

-No.

-I think we should all...

-Mud wrestle.

0:35:100:35:16

What is...? All right, I'm going to take a stand here.

0:35:180:35:21

What is the story?

0:35:210:35:22

If Clint is doing it, then we don't have little person to say...

0:35:220:35:26

-Tell us what we're doing.

-Settle down.

0:35:260:35:28

-Yeah, but, Clint, don't keep it in your head.

-Joan!

0:35:280:35:30

No, I'm not going to settle down, let's figure out what we're doing.

0:35:300:35:34

-Wait just a second.

-You and the GP are doing shots and breaking down...

0:35:340:35:39

Wait one second and I'll explain. If you would wait one second...

0:35:390:35:42

Don't explain, discuss. Discuss! You have no right to explain.

0:35:420:35:47

We haven't okayed anything here.

0:35:470:35:49

A model was fired, does that mean that you are going to be the star?

0:35:490:35:53

Don't you think you should talk to us?

0:35:530:35:55

Maybe we should get another person in. Let's discuss!

0:35:550:35:58

It makes no sense! What are you planning to do?

0:35:580:36:02

'I don't know what's going on with Joan.'

0:36:020:36:05

Throughout the day, she was very resistant to my leadership.

0:36:050:36:08

It didn't feel to me like she thought I was the boss.

0:36:080:36:12

It's well beyond insolence, it's insubordinate.

0:36:120:36:16

There are two things that I believe our cause for immediate termination,

0:36:160:36:20

and that's dishonesty and insubordination.

0:36:200:36:23

Just tell me what the hell we're doing.

0:36:240:36:27

And silence doesn't work with me.

0:36:270:36:31

I'm really not interested in silence and sneering and superiority.

0:36:310:36:36

Because I will match you in superiority.

0:36:360:36:38

We have three ladies here that want to talk to you

0:36:380:36:41

about what the hell the script is. Yes or no?

0:36:410:36:44

Yeah, we should know what to do next.

0:36:440:36:46

I want to hear more than anyone what you have to say.

0:36:460:36:49

I'm even taking my earrings off so I won't miss anything.

0:36:490:36:52

By the way, these are J406802 QVC,

0:36:520:36:56

29.95. Fabulous! Go ahead.

0:36:560:37:00

So, the plan was we go with me doing the role

0:37:020:37:08

and then one of you guys play the role of the female.

0:37:080:37:12

THEY LAUGH

0:37:120:37:14

- OK. Khloe, would you like to get in the lingerie?

0:37:140:37:17

No. Joan?

0:37:170:37:19

Oh, yeah, right.

0:37:190:37:20

- This was not a good day.

0:37:200:37:24

I don't know how are going to finish this.

0:37:240:37:26

- I'm not putting my name on this.

0:37:260:37:28

THEY LAUGH

0:37:280:37:32

-OK, our model, I believe, has arrived. Ashley.

-Hi, how are you?

0:37:360:37:40

Hi, Ashley. How are you doing?

0:37:400:37:43

We hired a woman to be the wife or girlfriend.

0:37:430:37:45

I still don't really know who these people are to each other.

0:37:450:37:48

I have never been more confused, I think,

0:37:480:37:51

than I have been today or have felt more useless.

0:37:510:37:54

I don't even know what our commercial is at this point.

0:37:540:37:57

-Tell me what you want me to do.

-Right now, there's nothing.

0:37:570:38:00

-As long as you know we're here for you.

-Yep, we're ready.

0:38:000:38:04

- Excuse me. Hello.

0:38:040:38:06

Clint dismissed the women...

0:38:090:38:10

Ring, ring.

0:38:100:38:12

..which was just as well, because I will not work with him again.

0:38:120:38:16

Life is too short. I'm so mad I'm going to knock his damn hat off.

0:38:160:38:20

HE LAUGHS

0:38:210:38:23

We could do it tomorrow night, I promise.

0:38:230:38:25

Clint had his model, he was directing,

0:38:250:38:28

and it felt really awkward because we didn't have anything to do.

0:38:280:38:32

We really didn't. We could only eat lunch and hang around for so long.

0:38:320:38:36

We were pretty bored.

0:38:360:38:39

Hello. Hi. When are you coming here?

0:38:540:38:58

Hersch had a prior engagement, but he's been texting me,

0:38:580:39:01

asking what ideas we come up with and I'm just, "I don't know."

0:39:010:39:05

I have no idea what's going on.

0:39:050:39:08

She's asleep right now because we have nothing else to do

0:39:100:39:14

but lay here. You will die.

0:39:140:39:16

No, I'm not joking.

0:39:160:39:18

I think we're going to lose. And if we do end up losing,

0:39:200:39:23

I personally think Clint should be fired.

0:39:230:39:26

But honestly, if any one of us gets fired, fine.

0:39:260:39:28

This day has been so weird I wouldn't put it past anybody.

0:39:280:39:32

I don't even... I have no idea.

0:39:320:39:34

-Did you see what we did to their sneakers?

-Yes, it looks awesome.

0:39:390:39:42

-These wigs couldn't be more perfect.

-You're going to look great.

0:39:420:39:46

Tionne and Annie handled the wardrobe,

0:39:460:39:50

which to me, was probably the most important part.

0:39:500:39:53

It's cool to have them running around, but they look like little All detergent bottles...

0:39:530:39:59

Now that's funny.

0:39:590:40:01

So, let me ask you a question, is it really "little people"?

0:40:010:40:06

Seriously, is "midget" offensive?

0:40:060:40:08

All right, here we go, this is it. Oh, that's amazing!

0:40:130:40:17

That's fantastic!

0:40:170:40:20

-You're happy?

-I'm very happy.

0:40:200:40:21

-- You guys did a good job.

-Thank you.

0:40:210:40:24

'I really don't like this outfit.'

0:40:240:40:26

It really looks like one of those Oompa-Loompa creepy little things.

0:40:260:40:30

I don't like it. I look like a Village guy.

0:40:300:40:35

Can I hear the branding line? I just want to hear them, because I'm in charge of the branding.

0:40:350:40:41

-We're going to do this more in post.

-OK, great.

0:40:410:40:43

I gave Annie tasks she's great at,

0:40:430:40:45

the brand message to make sure it's in there.

0:40:450:40:47

-We just have to make sure we're really going over the top.

-Annie...

0:40:470:40:51

-No, I believe you, I'm just...

-I know.

0:40:510:40:53

I just need to immediately get her focused and so far so good.

0:40:530:40:57

Ready and scrub!

0:40:570:40:59

THEY SCREAM

0:40:590:41:03

THEY LAUGH

0:41:030:41:06

Jesse was fantastic. Like, Jesse took that concept

0:41:070:41:10

and just was so funny.

0:41:100:41:13

After the initial blow up Jesse being, like, "No."

0:41:130:41:16

He compromised well and he is clearly really creative.

0:41:160:41:19

And he knows what he's doing.

0:41:190:41:21

So, I think is a really good addition to the team.

0:41:210:41:23

THEY SCREAM

0:41:230:41:26

-So, you want us up here?

-Yes.

-OK. In you go.

0:41:330:41:38

The second location was to be my hotel room at the Trump International Hotel

0:41:380:41:43

to shoot our actress upstairs in the hotel room.

0:41:430:41:46

I'm thinking I could be over there.

0:41:460:41:48

I had a previous engagement

0:41:520:41:54

and I lost a couple of hours

0:41:540:41:57

but I finally got to the hotel to meet with the team,

0:41:570:42:00

so maybe I can see it and maybe try to put my two cents in it

0:42:000:42:04

and I was there when Ivanka came to visit.

0:42:040:42:06

Why don't we tell them the story of the purpose regarding what we're shooting?

0:42:060:42:10

The husband - "You want to do some dirty laundry tonight?"

0:42:100:42:14

The wife says, "I can't do it tonight, I promise you tomorrow."

0:42:140:42:17

'Ivanka came in at a very bad time

0:42:170:42:20

'when it was totally too late to be saved. Too late to be saved.'

0:42:200:42:24

And he goes, "Oh, it was a small load, I already took care of it."

0:42:240:42:28

OK...

0:42:280:42:30

LAUGHTER

0:42:300:42:31

-That is...that's an interesting approach.

-It's just not shocking

0:42:310:42:34

and now we're implying using laundry detergent with masturbation...

0:42:340:42:38

What?

0:42:380:42:39

Yes. That's what he's implying!

0:42:390:42:41

I picked that up!

0:42:410:42:43

Originally, she was going to hook up with a little person.

0:42:430:42:47

But how do you do this without a little person?

0:42:470:42:49

It's time to think of a new strategy.

0:42:490:42:51

'Ivanka did not think it was funny. She thought it was offensive.'

0:42:510:42:55

'I can't sell it, and I'm dying to hear

0:42:550:42:58

'Clint argue this in the boardroom.

0:42:580:43:01

'I'm dying to hear this.'

0:43:010:43:03

-Joan's like a world-famous comedian. Her input on this...

-Oh, my God!

0:43:030:43:07

Joan's ideas were great, but we weren't allowed to change it,

0:43:070:43:11

we tried to change it

0:43:110:43:13

-before we even started filming.

-We're going to sit while he directs the other thing totally,

0:43:130:43:17

and then we're going to go to editing and do nothing, and this is madness.

0:43:170:43:21

I can imagine people being offended by it.

0:43:210:43:24

'I never knew if I left, it was going to be like this.'

0:43:240:43:27

People are like, they're upset!

0:43:270:43:30

'And it's like, what's going on here?'

0:43:300:43:32

-We've got to move a lot faster, Joe.

-What would you like me to do?

0:43:320:43:36

You want me to wait down there, you need me up here?

0:43:360:43:38

I don't know there's a lot you can do up here.

0:43:380:43:41

You sure? You OK?

0:43:410:43:42

-Just calm down.

-I'm just in a hurry, I'm rushing.

0:43:420:43:45

He's rushing around like a house on fire.

0:43:450:43:48

He is just so hyper.

0:43:480:43:50

You guys see Donald Trump's book around here anywhere?

0:43:500:43:52

'He's running around, I try to talk to him, he's not listening'

0:43:520:43:56

so I knew then, he didn't want my input.

0:43:560:43:58

Action.

0:43:580:44:00

Honey, the housework was a little easier than I thought.

0:44:000:44:03

We could still do the dirty laundry if you want to.

0:44:040:44:07

That's OK, honey. Just a small load, I did it myself.

0:44:070:44:10

-Go again?

-Right away. Yup.

0:44:100:44:12

You're doing great. It's working great.

0:44:120:44:15

'This scene we're going to shoot in the bedroom,'

0:44:150:44:17

I didn't get it.

0:44:170:44:19

The lady's walking in and takes off her housecoat,

0:44:190:44:22

in her skimpies.

0:44:220:44:23

Clint is in bed holding Mr Trump's book,

0:44:230:44:26

with tissues on the side.

0:44:260:44:28

So I'm like, "What in the world is this scene here?"

0:44:280:44:32

OK, ready, stay right there. Yeah, right there.

0:44:320:44:35

Like, that's why I said, I think Clint just misses his wife.

0:44:350:44:39

And like, he just couldn't get over it

0:44:390:44:41

because I'm like, "What has this got to do with all?"

0:44:410:44:44

-I don't get how it's funny, or, like...

-It is not funny.

0:44:440:44:47

It is not well acted. It is not brilliantly shot.

0:44:470:44:51

'I think it's a disgrace

0:44:510:44:52

'that five talented people came up with this piece of garbage.'

0:44:520:44:56

That's OK, sweetie. It was a small load. I did it by hand.

0:44:560:45:00

'I find it so offensive. I don't know what he was thinking.'

0:45:000:45:03

I think the hat which he wears constantly must be just too tight.

0:45:030:45:07

'When your brain is squeezed all these years,

0:45:070:45:09

'that's the result, you sit in bed with a Donald Trump book'

0:45:090:45:13

and a box of Kleenex.

0:45:130:45:14

-We are committed to this direction in the joke...

-No.

0:45:220:45:26

You did it, so you're committed.

0:45:260:45:28

I'm committed to this direction

0:45:280:45:31

and I just need to make decisions about the final edit.

0:45:310:45:34

'This morning we got in the van'

0:45:340:45:35

and came over to the edit bay to do the last steps

0:45:350:45:38

of our viral video. This is Clint's project,

0:45:380:45:41

so he did it, he set it up,

0:45:410:45:43

did not let us do anything,

0:45:430:45:46

so this is on Clint.

0:45:460:45:48

Can you put captions over someone's head after you edit?

0:45:480:45:51

-Yes.

-Oh, yeah.

-You can?

0:45:520:45:54

I'm just throwing this out, I'm throwing it out.

0:45:540:45:57

When you call her,

0:45:570:45:58

you're talking about this, she's talking about something else.

0:45:580:46:02

He would call her up and say, "Let's do some dirty laundry."

0:46:020:46:05

"I need it and I need it bad."

0:46:050:46:07

Right. That's it.

0:46:070:46:09

I thought of this idea

0:46:090:46:10

to come up with these pop-ups that add to what someone may be thinking,

0:46:100:46:14

like, you say something to someone

0:46:140:46:16

and you're thinking, "He's a jerk,"

0:46:160:46:18

but you're nice to him, but still you're thinking he's an idiot.

0:46:180:46:22

I was thinking, if we can add that in, we're going to win this.

0:46:220:46:25

It would grab people's attention.

0:46:250:46:27

And that would take away all the seriousness of it, which is great.

0:46:270:46:31

-OK.

-OK.

-Are we ready to watch?

0:46:380:46:40

-Finally.

-Let's rock and roll.

-Notepad.

0:46:400:46:43

Lois is great as a project manager.

0:46:430:46:45

She's organised and on top of things

0:46:450:46:47

and she's a pretty sharp lady. I got a lot of respect for her.

0:46:470:46:50

-That's it!

-That's it, but we need to time it better.

0:46:500:46:55

Since All's main demographic is women,

0:46:550:46:57

it's good to see the women watching the video

0:46:570:47:00

and totally cackling out loud.

0:47:000:47:02

-Yeah!

-'As a team, if you give it 100%'

0:47:030:47:07

and do the absolute best you can

0:47:070:47:08

and everybody agrees and everybody works together, you can't lose.

0:47:080:47:12

I don't feel very good about what we have here,

0:47:130:47:17

and I was the project manager, so...

0:47:170:47:19

DEEP BREATH

0:47:190:47:21

He locked the door.

0:47:230:47:25

What the hell are we supposed to do here, then?

0:47:250:47:27

We're locked out? We're locked out!

0:47:270:47:29

We were not even allowed to go into the editing room. This was madness.

0:47:290:47:34

I really do not think the ladies could have brought anything

0:47:340:47:39

to the editing process.

0:47:390:47:41

I told the girls they could be most help by staying behind and relaxing

0:47:410:47:46

and hopefully, they take that as a nice gesture for them to enjoy.

0:47:460:47:51

It looks like it was done quickly.

0:47:510:47:53

If we could just put captions on,

0:47:530:47:56

we could say with each of our names, "Hi, this is Joan Rivers.

0:47:560:48:00

"I do not endorse what is coming..."

0:48:000:48:03

Each of us would do that.

0:48:030:48:06

That would be very funny.

0:48:060:48:07

'BLEEP! BLEEP!'

0:48:130:48:17

LAUGHTER

0:48:170:48:20

BLEEP!

0:48:200:48:23

If we lose, it is because the executives were

0:48:320:48:34

looking for something a little bit more wholesome.

0:48:340:48:39

BLEEP! BLEEP!

0:48:390:48:41

Melissa and Annie and Jesse have a good idea of what really sells.

0:48:410:48:48

I am going by their judgment because that is not my expertise.

0:48:480:48:52

We will see what happens.

0:48:550:48:56

We are done!

0:48:560:48:58

You have to title it. That's all we have left.

0:48:580:49:00

Jesse James Dirty With Midgets or Getting Dirty With Midgets?

0:49:000:49:04

I think Jesse James Dirty With Midgets.

0:49:040:49:06

We finished off our video. We came up with a title.

0:49:060:49:09

-Everyone happy?

-Yes.

0:49:090:49:11

If we lose and I get taken to the boardroom,

0:49:110:49:14

'I will ask my team who wants to go. The truth is that, if we lose, I have no choice but to take the bullet.'

0:49:140:49:19

I was the leader and there is not one person who did not do their job.

0:49:190:49:23

We are done. Jesse James Dirty With Midgets.

0:49:230:49:28

Let me call them in.

0:49:310:49:32

Kotu, we are ready.

0:49:350:49:36

We are going to a world premiere.

0:49:360:49:39

We are going to watch this from the top.

0:49:390:49:42

Please hold your comments until it is over.

0:49:420:49:45

I will go round and give each of you the chance to give your input

0:49:450:49:48

and we will try to make it better.

0:49:480:49:51

OK?

0:49:510:49:54

-'Hello.

-Hey, sweetie.'

0:49:540:49:56

'Shortly, Mr Trump will sit down with all the executives

0:49:560:49:59

'and Perez Hilton will give his opinion on the viral videos.'

0:49:590:50:03

'We can do it tomorrow, I promise.'

0:50:030:50:05

The executives said the demographic is women 25 and older.

0:50:050:50:09

I am that demographic and I had no idea

0:50:100:50:14

what the product was about.

0:50:140:50:16

'We are insulting the product.'

0:50:160:50:18

You are talking about masturbating with a laundry detergent.

0:50:180:50:22

-So, Herschel?

-I think you have to put captions on. That is my opinion.

0:50:240:50:29

-Anything else?

-I am trying to understand the video here.

0:50:290:50:34

I do not get it.

0:50:340:50:35

Everyone thinks their baby is the prettiest, no matter how ugly

0:50:350:50:39

the child may be.

0:50:390:50:40

I see so much that can be done to try to pep this up.

0:50:400:50:45

-Joan?

-It is very slick.

0:50:450:50:47

I don't know what it tells me.

0:50:470:50:49

I would not have a clue what to do with it unless we made it funny.

0:50:490:50:52

-I think it is cheesy.

-Do you want to leave it here?

0:50:520:50:56

Do you want to try to make it better?

0:50:560:50:59

We have an hour and a half.

0:50:590:51:02

-How do you feel?

-I think that is a mistake.

0:51:020:51:05

Why don't you let us do the pop-ups without you?

0:51:050:51:09

-You can make the decision.

-The time is too short.

0:51:090:51:11

-Here is what I would like to do.

-You say no to everything.

0:51:110:51:14

That is not true. Let's not waste time arguing.

0:51:140:51:17

-I am wasting time sitting here.

-If you want to waste your time

0:51:170:51:23

sitting here, I have important things to work on.

0:51:230:51:25

Tell me what the team is supposed to do.

0:51:250:51:28

-Why don't you...?

-What does the team do?

0:51:280:51:30

-I want to know.

-Wait a moment.

-Tell me what this team does.

0:51:300:51:34

-Am I the project manager?

-I don't care.

0:51:340:51:35

If you stop talking, I'll tell you what the team does.

0:51:350:51:38

Let's hear what the team does.

0:51:380:51:40

If you were the project manager, I would shut up

0:51:400:51:42

-as soon as you asked me to.

-That's not what project managers do.

0:51:420:51:45

I'm the driving force behind this task

0:51:450:51:47

and if we end up losing this task

0:51:470:51:50

and I'm brought back into the boardroom,

0:51:500:51:52

there's really only one person I could bring into the boardroom

0:51:520:51:56

with me and that's Joan.

0:51:560:51:58

If it weren't for Joan, we would've been a well-oiled machine.

0:51:580:52:01

We would have moved quickly.

0:52:010:52:03

Clint, you're a smart man, you're a bright man

0:52:030:52:05

and I hope we never see each other again when this is over.

0:52:050:52:09

So, Kevin, Shannon, let's look at these videos.

0:52:230:52:28

-Hello.

-Hey, sweetie.

0:52:320:52:34

I can't wait to see you when I get home.

0:52:340:52:36

-Want to do dirty laundry tonight?

-No, not tonight.

-All right.

0:52:360:52:43

His wife is going to love this.

0:52:430:52:45

My housework was easier than I thought.

0:52:450:52:47

-We could do the dirty laundry, if you want.

-Whoa!

0:52:490:52:52

No, that's OK, sweetie,

0:52:520:52:53

it was a small load, I did it by hand.

0:52:530:52:55

-Interesting.

-Very.

0:52:580:53:01

-Your constituents are going to find that racy.

-Yes.

-Absolutely.

0:53:010:53:06

Let's see the second one.

0:53:060:53:07

Am I on TV now?

0:53:100:53:13

Hi, I'm Jesse James.

0:53:130:53:17

I'm a car mechanic.

0:53:170:53:18

Sometimes when I work, I get really dirty, so I use All.

0:53:180:53:22

All, is three times concentrated.

0:53:220:53:24

That means it's three times as strong.

0:53:240:53:28

Ahh!

0:53:280:53:33

Stay fresh in your clothes all day long with All Small and Mighty.

0:53:330:53:37

-This is

-BLEEP!

0:53:370:53:39

Yo, what's wrong with you?

0:53:390:53:41

Yeah!

0:53:410:53:43

-Why don't we see what Perez Hilton thought?

-Fine, let's go.

0:53:450:53:49

Hello.

0:53:520:53:54

-Hi, it's Donald Trump, how are you?

-I'm quite well.

0:53:540:53:57

I just saw these two videos

0:53:570:53:59

and I have a lot of opinions on them.

0:53:590:54:03

Let's start with the Kotu one. I was very disappointed in it.

0:54:030:54:07

I think that they were short-sighted with making a video

0:54:070:54:13

that they thought was buzz-worthy.

0:54:130:54:15

I think they were going for humour,

0:54:150:54:17

but I didn't find it very funny at all.

0:54:170:54:20

Jesse James' video, I thought that one was excellent, actually.

0:54:200:54:24

I started laughing since the very beginning of the video.

0:54:240:54:29

If I didn't have to,

0:54:290:54:30

I wouldn't have watched the Kotu video all the way through.

0:54:300:54:34

With the Jesse James video,

0:54:340:54:35

who do you think the consumer that's going to pass it along would be?

0:54:350:54:39

The thing with the Jesse James video,

0:54:390:54:41

I found the video that his group made very appealing.

0:54:410:54:47

However, I am a gay man.

0:54:470:54:49

Perez, I had no idea. Is that true?

0:54:490:54:51

-It's very true.

-I had no idea. Go ahead.

0:54:510:54:54

I also think the video appeals to a younger, demographic straight man.

0:54:540:55:00

So one audience Perez has left out is women with children

0:55:000:55:04

and whether or not it would appeal to that group,

0:55:040:55:06

the group we really want to be talking to and connecting with.

0:55:060:55:09

That's where we think there's a disconnect.

0:55:090:55:12

Absolutely, I don't think either of those videos appeal to women

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with children.

0:55:150:55:16

Perez, keep up the good work, you're terrific.

0:55:160:55:19

Thanks for thinking of me, I had fun.

0:55:190:55:21

-Thank you very much.

-Bye-bye.

0:55:210:55:23

Bye.

0:55:230:55:24

OK, so, what did you like about Athena?

0:55:260:55:30

I think the use of Jesse was interesting.

0:55:300:55:32

The brand message in it was really well done,

0:55:320:55:35

but I think that the title of it, using "midget" in there,

0:55:350:55:39

and also having the little people, go off and curse...

0:55:400:55:46

Which could also be very insulting to some people.

0:55:460:55:48

I don't know if they've used those folks in the right way.

0:55:480:55:51

It was a poor choice, to go in that direction, towards the end.

0:55:510:55:56

-What did you like about Kotu?

-Kotu's video,

0:55:560:55:59

I really liked the relaxing music.

0:55:590:56:01

I also liked the use of the thought bubbles

0:56:010:56:03

to keep the story going and tell the story.

0:56:030:56:06

I don't know if All wants to be the brand for cheating men.

0:56:060:56:10

We're not really about a closed-door activity. The laundry room's usually an open door.

0:56:100:56:15

-This could alienate our consumer.

-Definitely.

0:56:150:56:18

Due to the risque-ness and the cheating factor.

0:56:180:56:21

So, who did better? Who's the winner?

0:56:210:56:24

Hello.

0:56:480:56:50

Clint, how did you do?

0:57:010:57:03

We did OK, under the circumstances.

0:57:030:57:06

-What does that mean?

-Not great.

0:57:060:57:07

You didn't like it?

0:57:070:57:09

I think it ended up turning out better than I had expected.

0:57:090:57:15

Do you think your wife will be upset? She's an amazing woman.

0:57:150:57:18

-Will she be upset? That girl was beautiful.

-She has a sense of humour.

-She'd better!

0:57:180:57:23

Joan, what did you think of the video your team did?

0:57:230:57:26

-I am ashamed to be any part of it.

-Why?

0:57:260:57:28

-Because...

-Because it didn't do what we were supposed to do.

0:57:280:57:32

I thought it was dirty.

0:57:320:57:34

I thought it was stupid.

0:57:340:57:35

I don't think it handled the product in any way.

0:57:350:57:39

A woman washes her clothes and her husband says, "I don't need you now, cos I've masturbated"?

0:57:390:57:45

I'm sorry. I found it very offensive.

0:57:450:57:48

Joan was actually very verbal about this from the get-go.

0:57:480:57:52

-You let them know you didn't like it?

-I let them know I didn't like it

0:57:520:57:55

and, at the same time, I said, "I am here to do anything.

0:57:550:58:00

"I know I'm a good editor. I know I'm a good writer.

0:58:000:58:04

"I'm here to help you." I got down on my knees to you.

0:58:040:58:08

-On my knees.

-No!

-Yes.

0:58:080:58:10

You?! I've known you so many years,

0:58:100:58:13

you've never dropped to your knees for anyone, that I know of.

0:58:130:58:16

-My career could've been bigger.

-It would've been much bigger!

0:58:160:58:20

LAUGHTER

0:58:200:58:21

It's true. Joan had several ideas. They were incomplete.

0:58:210:58:25

-Why were they incomplete?

-They had a middle, not a beginning or end,

0:58:250:58:30

-or they had a beginning, not a middle or end.

-Joan?

-I'm a writer.

0:58:300:58:33

You start every sentence in a writing meeting with "what if?" -

0:58:330:58:37

of course they're not complete! This is called a brainstorm.

0:58:370:58:40

I was throwing a million ideas up and I said, "Take what you want,

0:58:400:58:45

"see if it works, if it doesn't work, throw it away."

0:58:450:58:48

He had the joke and we were doing the joke

0:58:480:58:52

and the joke didn't even work with the product.

0:58:520:58:55

Nobody even used the product for a happy ending.

0:58:550:58:59

Joan, do you like Clint?

0:59:000:59:02

I liked Clint. I hope I never see Clint again.

0:59:020:59:05

If he comes down a red carpet, I will turn my back.

0:59:050:59:09

-Would you like to see him perform?

-Never. I'm taking every CD and throwing it out of my house.

0:59:090:59:14

-Tell us how you really feel(!)

-I've taken this very personally.

0:59:140:59:18

How about our great golf champion? What do you think, Natalie?

0:59:180:59:22

We all talked about the idea, we brainstormed, thought it was funny,

0:59:220:59:26

we met with the executives. I thought we were all on the same page,

0:59:260:59:30

but we were way off. Our demographic was a she, she was a pretty conservative woman.

0:59:300:59:34

This was a very conservative brand.

0:59:340:59:36

And I was hoping we would start from ground zero.

0:59:360:59:40

Did you not know some of those things going into it?

0:59:400:59:44

If I'm thinking of detergent, I'd say it's a woman, a mother,

0:59:440:59:47

it's a little conservative. It's not exactly avant-garde.

0:59:470:59:52

But they wanted viral video.

0:59:520:59:54

Correct. But you can do viral with a message and it can still deliver. It's just a bit more difficult.

0:59:540:59:59

Herschel, what do you think?

0:59:591:00:02

I thought it was kind of silly. Then I thought Clint just missed his wife,

1:00:021:00:07

so that's the reason it was there.

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And I'm not being mean. I wouldn't send that to anyone.

1:00:091:00:12

That's not something I'll send to a friend...

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-You didn't really like the video very much?

-No.

1:00:151:00:18

Was it too late to choose another direction?

1:00:181:00:23

We're talking about half-formulated ideas that could counter Clint's suggestion. At some point,

1:00:231:00:28

you say, "While we're not happy, this is the only direction we have."

1:00:281:00:31

We didn't have any other ideas that I thought were better.

1:00:311:00:36

It's a lot easier to do your job when there's not dissent.

1:00:361:00:41

-Once your leader makes his decision, you carry it out as if it were your own.

-Which I did!

-That's not true.

1:00:411:00:48

-I did everything you asked me to do, Clint!

-Why are you so upset?

1:00:481:00:52

I am so personal about things being the best I can make them.

1:00:521:00:55

It's my whole life.

1:00:551:00:57

Clint, do they have women like Joan in the country?

1:00:571:01:00

Not too many!

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Probably castrating bulls!

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I'm not going to engage in any personal attacks.

1:01:051:01:08

Her idea was that we sit around the table talking about what we're going to do with the product

1:01:081:01:13

then we get into a big fight, I walk away and she spits in my hamburger...

1:01:131:01:17

Oh, she did not spit in your hamburger!

1:01:171:01:20

-That was her idea, Melissa.

-That was a joke!

1:01:201:01:23

Melissa, you don't like hearing this about your mother?

1:01:231:01:27

No, it's very hard to sit here...

1:01:271:01:29

I think it's great that you don't like it. You mind this?

1:01:291:01:33

I mind it terribly and also...

1:01:331:01:36

That's why you love your daughter, Joan. She couldn't stand it.

1:01:361:01:40

I was watching her, waiting. I was talking to you, cos I looked at her. She's ready to explode.

1:01:401:01:45

And now you have exploded. Go ahead, Melissa.

1:01:451:01:48

Well, also... Can I just talk for one sec, please?

1:01:481:01:51

-You'll be the first woman he'll allow that with...

-Wait, wait. You weren't there.

1:01:511:01:57

No, but can I address one thing?

1:01:571:01:59

That... That is what drives people a little batty. So...

1:01:591:02:02

-About what?

-Sometimes my mom doesn't let you get a full thought out.

1:02:021:02:06

Joan...you're fired.

1:02:061:02:08

OK!

1:02:081:02:09

MELISSA: And I understand that about her.

1:02:091:02:12

-Because of your daughter, right.

-I understand that.

1:02:121:02:15

-You mean she's basically a pain in the ass and somewhat obnoxious.

-No.

1:02:151:02:19

-Is your mother obnoxious?

-No.

-Do you think you're obnoxious?

-No.

-Not even a little bit?

-No!

1:02:191:02:24

I think I'm sarcastic. And I was offended...

1:02:241:02:27

But you love your mother and don't like to hear Clint talk about her that way.

1:02:271:02:32

Well, no. I also understand, kind of, the dynamic.

1:02:321:02:35

And how their personalities could clash.

1:02:351:02:38

I think a lot of the problem was Clint was trying to tell my mother what's funny.

1:02:381:02:43

And that's where I think...

1:02:431:02:46

That is hard to do.

1:02:461:02:47

She's one of the greatest in the world, maybe ever,

1:02:471:02:51

and you're trying to tell her what's funny. Not that you don't have a right to do that...

1:02:511:02:55

You would've thought you'd have spoken to Joan Rivers and asked for her idea.

1:02:551:03:00

All right.

1:03:001:03:02

Let's get to Melissa.

1:03:021:03:04

How do you think your video did?

1:03:041:03:06

It was funny and silly to the point where you can't believe

1:03:061:03:10

what your watching, but it never offends the product.

1:03:101:03:14

-I want to play both videos.

-OK.

-Let's see 'em. Go ahead, Kotu.

1:03:141:03:17

PHONE RINGS

1:03:171:03:19

Hello?

1:03:211:03:22

Hey, sweetie. I can't wait to see you when I get home.

1:03:221:03:25

-Going to do some dirty laundry tonight?

-No, not tonight.

1:03:251:03:29

-All right.

-We can do it tomorrow night, I promise.

1:03:291:03:31

All right. Tomorrow night.

1:03:311:03:34

My housework was a little easier than I thought it would be. We could still do the dirty laundry if you want?

1:03:401:03:45

That's OK, sweetie, it was a small load. I did it by hand.

1:03:471:03:51

-Is that all?

-Yes, it was All. Small and Mighty.

1:03:521:03:56

All Small and Mighty. Time-release freshness

1:03:561:04:00

while wearing your clothes. With fresh release essentials.

1:04:001:04:03

Visit all-laundry.com

1:04:031:04:05

Annie, what did you think of Kotu's video?

1:04:081:04:10

I thought it was terrible! I didn't understand it, it wasn't viral, it wasn't pushing the edge.

1:04:101:04:15

It was pushing the edge in one way.

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But in a way that wasn't...

1:04:171:04:19

-It was more porn than viral.

-I was offended by it.

1:04:191:04:23

Do you agree the girl had an amazing body?

1:04:231:04:25

I think you should bring her in immediately, because I'd like to have her walk up and down.

1:04:251:04:30

And then fire her.

1:04:301:04:32

Don't know if I have the authority, but I'd be happy to help you out.

1:04:321:04:36

OK, very good.

1:04:361:04:37

Brande, you're one of the queens of bodies. She was great, right?

1:04:371:04:41

-In the sense of physical?

-She didn't look like the mom of four kids.

1:04:411:04:46

-I would say she didn't have lots of children.

-I don't want to see that. I think I'm the demographic of all.

1:04:461:04:52

In fact, I use it. And I have four children...

1:04:521:04:56

-You have four children?

-I do, yes. 13, 10, 8 and 6.

1:04:561:05:00

-And I do a lot of laundry.

-You didn't adopt?

-They came out of my body.

1:05:001:05:04

-Wow, you look great, congratulations!

-Thank you!

1:05:041:05:06

OK, let's go. The other one.

1:05:061:05:09

Am I on TV now?

1:05:121:05:14

Hi, I'm Jesse James. I'm a car mechanic.

1:05:141:05:19

Sometimes when I work, I get really dirty,

1:05:191:05:21

so I use All Small and Mighty,

1:05:211:05:26

with...with fresh release essentials.

1:05:261:05:31

It gets my clothes...

1:05:311:05:32

..clean.

1:05:331:05:35

All is three times concentrated. That means...

1:05:351:05:39

it's three times as strong.

1:05:391:05:42

THEY YELL

1:05:421:05:44

DING!

1:05:491:05:50

Stay fresh in your clothes all day long with All Small and Mighty.

1:05:521:05:56

GONG CHIMES

1:05:571:05:58

-That's a

-BLEEP!

1:05:581:06:01

Yo, what's wrong with you?! What happened?

1:06:011:06:06

-I'm outta here too.

-BLEEP!

1:06:061:06:10

Yeah!

1:06:101:06:11

I like that.

1:06:111:06:13

So, that's where all the little people were working yesterday!

1:06:131:06:17

Natalie was laughing!

1:06:171:06:20

I mean, that's not very good for your team.

1:06:201:06:23

-Even if you like it, you shouldn't be laughing.

-I'm sorry!

1:06:231:06:27

-I've seen Jesse act much better than that.

-What's interesting

1:06:271:06:30

is that your team was really cracking up. They really liked it.

1:06:301:06:34

-You know who else liked it? Perez Hilton.

-Thank you.

1:06:341:06:37

Joan, what did you think of Athena's video?

1:06:371:06:41

I thought it was hilarious. I would send that on. I loved Jesse.

1:06:411:06:45

Do you think they're going into the right demographic with Jesse?

1:06:451:06:49

Absolutely. Women will laugh.

1:06:491:06:50

OK.

1:06:501:06:52

- Women like Jesse. - A lot.

1:06:521:06:55

That's a proven fact. That's a proven fact, Jesse, huh?

1:06:551:06:58

Did you like working with the women and what was the difference between working with the men?

1:06:581:07:04

You know what, these are four super smart, strong, amazing ladies.

1:07:041:07:09

It was by far the best team experience I've had to date on this show.

1:07:091:07:13

Oh! We love you, Jesse!

1:07:131:07:15

Melissa, why did you make the little people curse at the end?

1:07:151:07:20

-We just thought...

-Whose idea was it?

1:07:201:07:24

That was everybody's idea.

1:07:241:07:25

- And that, again, pushed it... - It's pretty aggressive.

1:07:251:07:29

-..out of bad commercial, again, into the viral category.

-Do you think using the little people

1:07:291:07:35

and using the word "midget" - do you think that was offensive

1:07:351:07:39

to a large group in our population?

1:07:391:07:42

One thing we did was we searched the internet for the most used keywords

1:07:421:07:47

when searching viral videos.

1:07:471:07:49

And "midget" is one of the top five words.

1:07:491:07:53

Tionne, do you think you won?

1:07:531:07:55

-I feel like we did.

-You really stepped up last week.

1:07:551:07:59

-Thank you.

-I was very proud of you. That was great.

-I appreciate it.

1:07:591:08:03

OK. I think it's time to find out...

1:08:031:08:07

Ultimately, the executives from all made the decision.

1:08:081:08:13

And their decision was that...

1:08:131:08:16

they hated both videos.

1:08:161:08:20

There's no winner here tonight.

1:08:201:08:23

Melissa, they didn't like yours.

1:08:231:08:25

They didn't like the demeaning of the little people.

1:08:251:08:28

They didn't like the foul language. You know, it is All detergent.

1:08:281:08:34

With yours, they hated that you had a woman on

1:08:341:08:37

and it was like a porn deal and they're catering to woman from all over the country, the world,

1:08:371:08:43

that want to buy detergent.

1:08:431:08:44

They don't need a beautiful woman in a bikini, and you're getting crazy.

1:08:441:08:48

And...

1:08:501:08:52

I agree with them.

1:08:521:08:54

I'm going to ask Clint to pick two people to come back into the boardroom.

1:08:541:08:58

I'm going to ask Melissa to pick two people

1:08:581:09:03

and come back into the boardroom.

1:09:031:09:05

You're going to come back together and I'm going to fire two people. OK?

1:09:051:09:09

-Wow.

-All right? Melissa, who are you going to pick?

1:09:091:09:13

Well, we had discussed this earlier,

1:09:141:09:18

because I really feel there's no person on our team

1:09:181:09:21

-that would not take responsibility.

-That's the way life goes.

1:09:211:09:25

I said, "Would anyone mind stepping up and coming in with me?" Tionne said she would stand by me.

1:09:251:09:30

Is that true?

1:09:301:09:32

OK. Who else?

1:09:321:09:34

Er...

1:09:341:09:35

-Who else?

-I guess...Brande.

1:09:371:09:39

All right. So, Tionne and Brande, you'll come back in.

1:09:391:09:42

Clint, who are you going to bring back in?

1:09:441:09:47

Khloe and Natalie.

1:09:511:09:53

All right.

1:09:551:09:56

If you would please go outside and you'll come back in.

1:09:561:09:59

Everyone else go back to the War Room. Thank you very much.

1:09:591:10:03

Two people are going to be fired.

1:10:121:10:14

I'll say, "No, I should be fired."

1:10:141:10:16

I'm not going to let you guys be fired.

1:10:161:10:18

They could fire two from a team.

1:10:181:10:20

-Both teams did bad so he has to choose one from one bad team and one from the other.

-He doesn't have to.

1:10:201:10:26

He could keep you and fire us.

1:10:261:10:27

That's not going to happen, why would he do that?

1:10:271:10:30

Because he's Donald Trump!

1:10:301:10:31

There's no way! Come on!

1:10:311:10:34

-Both teams did a lousy job.

-They did.

1:10:391:10:41

They really did.

1:10:411:10:43

I definitely felt they clearly missed the demographic.

1:10:431:10:46

-'Amanda, let them in.'

-You can head back into the boardroom now.

1:10:461:10:49

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

1:10:491:10:51

Thank you.

1:10:551:10:56

So, Melissa, why did you bring these two people back in?

1:11:051:11:08

Because I have nothing to fault anyone on my team with.

1:11:081:11:14

We talked about it ahead of time, I wanted the four them to go off

1:11:141:11:17

and figure it out because I felt it was such a collaborative effort.

1:11:171:11:21

I knew if we lost that I was going, I needed to volunteers. Tionne said...

1:11:211:11:26

But, Tionne, you liked her as a project manager, right?

1:11:261:11:29

-Yes, I did.

-And she took responsibility, which I loved.

-Yes.

1:11:291:11:33

What did it you think, Brande, of Melissa as a project manager?

1:11:331:11:36

I thought she was great. I thought she really took charge

1:11:361:11:42

and assigned people to certain things and kept the room harmonious.

1:11:421:11:46

There was no arguing

1:11:461:11:48

and I think that has a lot to do with your project manager.

1:11:481:11:52

Well, this is very hard. Because usually, as a project manager,

1:11:521:11:55

you'd lose.

1:11:551:11:57

And I'm aware of that.

1:11:571:11:59

But a lot of people, really a lot, loved the job you did.

1:11:591:12:03

They felt the job you did was spectacular.

1:12:031:12:06

-Thank you.

-Brande, I think you were agree?

1:12:061:12:08

Yes, she's a pro,

1:12:081:12:10

she knows what she's doing.

1:12:101:12:13

There was no tension.

1:12:131:12:14

I agree.

1:12:141:12:15

And some people loved your video. I'll be honest, some people love it.

1:12:151:12:20

Unfortunately, the people that counted, the All executives, didn't.

1:12:201:12:24

I understand that but I am thrilled that Perez loved it,

1:12:241:12:28

which means we hit their viral message.

1:12:281:12:32

Now, Brande didn't volunteer to come back, you looked at her

1:12:321:12:35

but she was not very quick to volunteer to come back in.

1:12:351:12:39

-She didn't volunteer.

-No.

1:12:391:12:40

But Tionne did volunteer to come back.

1:12:401:12:44

-You volunteered to come back?

-Yes, I did.

1:12:441:12:47

Did you ever hear of anyone named Bradford?

1:12:471:12:49

Do you know who Bradford is?

1:12:521:12:54

I don't know who you're speaking of.

1:12:561:12:58

Bradford was a contestant on the show,

1:12:581:13:01

a very smart lawyer from Florida

1:13:011:13:03

who was absolutely doing fantastically well,

1:13:031:13:06

he was a brilliant guy, and is to this day, a brilliant guy.

1:13:061:13:10

He's running for office, he's doing fantastic things.

1:13:101:13:14

He was the leader of the pack, he was doing fantastically well

1:13:141:13:17

and he volunteered to come back.

1:13:171:13:19

He said, "Mr Trump, I volunteer to come back."

1:13:191:13:22

-You know what happened?

-What?

-He came back and I said,

1:13:221:13:25

"You volunteered to come back, and you're fired."

1:13:251:13:29

So, Tionne, you volunteered to come back. You're fired!

1:13:301:13:34

I'm sorry.

1:13:341:13:36

-I have great respect for you.

-Wow! How can I be fired?

1:13:361:13:40

I love your voice. Never volunteer for execution.

1:13:401:13:43

If you'd have seen Bradford, you'd have understood.

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Somewhere, Bradford's watching and he knew what was going to happen.

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You shouldn't have volunteered to come back. You shouldn't have done.

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-But I have got a lot of respect for you. Go.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

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Get out. Go, Melissa.

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-Oh, my God.

-It's all good.

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Never volunteer for execution.

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-I didn't volunteer for execution.

-You shouldn't have. You did.

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She did it to support me.

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She did, but she volunteered. She should have sat there and relaxed.

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-I just want to say...

-You would have been fired if she did that.

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-I know.

-If she did that, you would have been fired. Get out. Go.

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Oh, my God.

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-I'll call you.

-All right.

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-Goodbye.

-Bye.

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'I was surprised when he fired me,'

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it wasn't like I was in the War Room to get fired. I don't mind taking chances,

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'I don't mind standing up for something I believe in.

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'I have lived my whole career on the edge,'

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and I think that speaks within itself.

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This is so screwed up, you guys.

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This is not right, it is truly not right.

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Sorry.

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I am truly here for two reasons,

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one, our charity, and, two, to be working with Melissa.

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If Melissa were fired, I'd be very upset.

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So, I'm very tense.

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-Oh, God.

-Oh, thank God.

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Well, it wasn't great news. He said, "If Tionne hadn't volunteered,

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"you'd have been fired. Tionne, you volunteered, you're out."

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Whoa. I'm so sorry for her.

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Was that surprising to you a little bit?

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Yeah!

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Well, sadly, one of you is next.

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Natalie, what do you think?

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I think that Clint fought all day for the last two days with Joan,

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and when he had two people to bring in to the room,

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he brought in Khloe and I.

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You know, that was very smart.

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I'd have assumed you'd bring Joan back in

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and yet there's no chance that I could have fired her.

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Not because I like her, not because of anything,

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but because she was really right in what she was saying.

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-I do take responsibility for my actions.

-Which I respect.

-Thank you.

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I have respect for everyone on the show. They're all here for a reason.

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Clint, in terms of country music,

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you've sold as many records as anybody, haven't you?

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20 million, roughly.

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-Amazing, an amazing amount of records.

-Very satisfying.

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There's always a reason for success, the great voice, the demeanour, whatever it is, there's a reason.

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If you weren't fired, you are a busy guy, you've got concerts

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you sell out stadiums, you're doing great.

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Would you like to be fired so you can go home and do concerts instead

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of staying for a couple of weeks?

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I would like to continue with the game.

1:16:481:16:51

Natalie, let me ask you this...

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-..u have a big golf tournament very soon in Asia.

-Yep, in Korea.

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And they want you in the tournament.

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If I fired you now, would that make you happy or would you rather go on?

1:17:041:17:09

No, I'd rather go on.

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And even if you miss the golf tournament?

1:17:111:17:13

Yeah, even if I miss it.

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There's a lot of tournaments but this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

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You'd rather miss this big Asian golf tournament and the prize money.

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And a tremendous appearance fee, absolutely.

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I gave my word that I'd do this.

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Well, you'll fight to the end. Just like you do in golf.

1:17:291:17:33

Khloe, let's talk about you for a second.

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I noticed last week you missed a task, or at least a good part of it.

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Yes.

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I had no idea what happened.

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I just knew you went back to Los Angeles.

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Then, I saw you the other day and I said, "Khloe, where were you?"

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And tell me where you were.

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I have a DUI and I have to take classes.

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In order for me to come here, I had to get a leave of absence.

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My judge was not happy that I had got one to come here.

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So, he made me go to the coroner's office,

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which makes no sense, because I had to fly back to LA, anyway.

1:18:071:18:11

Well, but DUI is very serious stuff.

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I agree with you, and I have taken full responsibility

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from the second I've gotten it.

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Taking responsibility is great and I appreciate that you do.

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I hope like hell it doesn't happen again.

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-I do these DUI classes in a three-month programme.

-What have you learned from that?

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I learned from my DUI classes a lot,

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you're in rooms with people who are 18-82 and you get to hear

1:18:311:18:36

all these different experiences from people with drinking problems

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and it's a different outlook.

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It's people you'd never think would have drinking problems.

1:18:421:18:45

I hate people that drive under the influence. I really do.

1:18:451:18:50

I love these mothers that go out and fight, fight, fight.

1:18:501:18:53

They've lost kids.

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I know three people, great people, families,

1:18:571:19:01

who lost children to drunken drivers.

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Kids walking across the street and they got sideswiped.

1:19:051:19:08

Those families have never been the same, they'll never be the same.

1:19:081:19:12

They're great people.

1:19:121:19:13

When you told me that, I actually lost a little respect for you.

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I didn't know this. You told me, nobody from the staff told me.

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If I had known you were missing time from the task because of your DUI,

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you would have never been on the show.

1:19:281:19:30

I think it's a terrible thing

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and after seeing what happened to Dennis last week,

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I can't sit here and do nothing. You understand that?

1:19:351:19:38

What's your charity?

1:19:401:19:41

-My charity is the Brent Shapiro Organisation.

-Which is what?

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Brent Shapiro was a friend who died of a drug overdose,

1:19:461:19:49

Robert Shapiro started it for his son.

1:19:491:19:51

-Is it drug and alcohol?

-Drug and alcohol. It brings awareness

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and puts programmes into schools to teach about these issues.

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Now, your charity is a great one.

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But what you did goes beyond this task.

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I am going to give 20,000 to your charity,

1:20:051:20:10

because they shouldn't suffer because of a mistake that you made.

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And, Khloe, you're fired.

1:20:131:20:15

Thank you very much. Go!

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Ta-ta.

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-I didn't think in a million years...

-Don't worry.

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-I'm sorry.

-No worries.

1:20:451:20:47

I hope Khloe learns.

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More than anything else, I hope Khloe learns.

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I don't think Mr Trump made the right decision.

1:21:331:21:36

I have learned my lesson, I have been paying for it every single day.

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You know, I'm trying to fix something I did wrong.

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It just sucks that I had to go out this way, because,

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I don't want people to remember me like that.

1:21:501:21:54

But it is what it is. I'm not Donald Trump.

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