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ALL: # Oh! You beautiful doll | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# You great big beautiful doll | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# Let me put my arms around you | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
# I could never live without you | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Oh! You beautiful doll | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
# You great big beautiful doll | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# If you ever leave me How my heart will ache | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
# I want to hug you But I fear you'd break | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
# Oh, oh, oh, oh | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
# Oh, you beautiful doll! # | 0:00:42 | 0:00:46 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Once... Once again, | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
good evening, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:18 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Good evening! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
-Preliminarily... AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
-In expunction of peripheral... AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:31 | |
Perorational... | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
P-E-R-O-R... THEY LAUGH | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
..A-T-I-O-N-A-L. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
-Do I get the money? AUDIENCE: -Yes! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Perorational superfluity | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
-and exhilarating ozoniferous extravaganza. AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:58 | |
Exultant in melodious maritime miscellany. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
Seaside songs! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, The Polymorphous Players Theatre | 0:02:06 | 0:02:11 | |
and none other than Mr Bernard Cribbins | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
and Miss Sandie Shaw! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
ALL: # Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
# I do like to be beside the sea | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
# I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom | 0:02:30 | 0:02:34 | |
# Where the brass bands play tiddely-om-pom-pom | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
# So just let me be beside the seaside | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
# I'll be beside myself with glee | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
# There are lots of girls beside I should like to be beside | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
# Beside the seaside Beside the sea! # | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
# I love to go swimmin' with wimmin | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
# And wimmin love swimmin' with me | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
# I pretend that I'm a crab and their dainty ankles grab | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
# Who wouldn't be a lobster in the sea? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
# For peaches all fall on the beaches | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
# And picking them's my specialty | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
# I get those Navy notions when I see floating queens | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
# I dive into the ocean and I play submarines | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
# I love to go swimmin' with wimmin | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
# And wimmin love swimmin' with me. # | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Listen, everybody! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:31 | |
She sells sea-shells on the seashore. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:38 | |
The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
For if she sells sea-shells on the sea shore, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:50 | |
All together now! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
ALL: # She sells seashells on the seashore | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
# The shells she sells are sea-shells, I'm sure | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
# For if she sells sea-shells on the sea-shore | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
# Then I'm sure she sells sea-shore shells. # | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Whoo! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
-# They're all single by the seaside -Oi! Oi! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
# All single by the sea | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
# Oh! See them on the pier each night | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
# All busy in the twi-twilight | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
# They're all single by the seaside | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
# All happy as can be | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
# When you see a pretty face or a dainty piece of lace | 0:04:26 | 0:04:30 | |
# They're all single by the sea | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
ALL: # When you see a pretty face or a dainty piece of lace | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
# They're all single by the sea. # | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
# You can do a lot of things at the seaside | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
# That you can't do in town | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
# Fancy seeing mother with her legs all bare | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
# Paddling in the fountain in Trafalgar Square | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
# Bobbing up and down in the water 'Twould make a policeman frown | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
# You can do a lot of things at the seaside | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
# That you can't do in town | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-ALL: # No, you can't do -No! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
-# No, you can't do. -No! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
# No, you can't do in town. # | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
# The seaside girl | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
# Oh, the seaside girl | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
# As deep as the sea | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
# And as wide as the ocean is she | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
# Her front teeth cost her a fiver | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
# They look just like mother-of-pearl | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
# And that's why there's always a smile on the face | 0:05:35 | 0:05:40 | |
# Of the seaside girl | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
ALL: # And that's why there's always a smile on the face | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
# Of the seaside girl. # | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
# Like this! Like this! Bobbing up and down like this | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
# Gus and Gertie in their bathing socks | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
# All mixed up like chocolates in a box | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
# They cried, "What ho!" Such fun we would not miss | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
# When we saw his missus and the man next door | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
# Like this! Like this! Bobbing up and down like this | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
# Gus and Gertie in their bathing socks | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
# All mixed up like chocolates in a box | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
# They cried, "What ho!" Such fun we would not miss | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
# When we saw his missus and the man next door | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this Like this, like this, like this | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this Oh! # | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
I promise you, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
you will have Miss Sandie Shaw and Mr Bernard Cribbins... | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
..once again later on in the programme. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
And this time, more decently covered. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
And now ladies and gentlemen, to whet your appetite, | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
your libidinous appetites, from France, | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Mademoiselle Marie Ange Brillet! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:08 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
And now, something for the ladies. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
-Munificent... AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
-Magisterial... AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
-..muscularity. AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
Stimulant in stentorian Caledonian canticles. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:27 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
That, in spite of anything you may think, means Scottish songs. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
Welcome to Mr Bill McCue! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:38 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
# Hail Caledonia! Land of my childhood | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
# Land of my birth So radiant and fair | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
# Though I have roam'd through the world and its treasures | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
# No place on earth with thee can compare | 0:12:00 | 0:12:05 | |
# Thou art majestic and regal in splendour | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
# Thou art the home of the gallant and true | 0:12:09 | 0:12:14 | |
# Lassies with hearts Aye, so true and so tender | 0:12:14 | 0:12:19 | |
# Hail Caledonia! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
# How I love you! | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
# Let the Irish sing of their Em'rld Isle | 0:12:26 | 0:12:31 | |
# Where the four-leav'd shamrock grows | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
# Let the English praise their valleys and braes | 0:12:35 | 0:12:40 | |
# And the bonny English rose | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
# But give me the land o' the heather and the kilt | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
# The mountains and the river | 0:12:49 | 0:12:54 | |
# For the blood leaps in my veins | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
# When I hear the bagpipe's strains | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
# Scotland, dear old Scotland forever! # | 0:13:01 | 0:13:09 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
Thank you. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
# The northern lights of old Aberdeen | 0:13:29 | 0:13:35 | |
# Mean home sweet home to me | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
# The northern lights of Aberdeen | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
# Are what I long to see | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
# I've been a wanderer all of my life | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
# And many a sight I've seen | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
# God speed the day when I'm on my way | 0:13:59 | 0:14:04 | |
# To my home in Aberdeen. # | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
-# A Gordon for me, a Gordon for me -AUDIENCE JOIN | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
# If ye're no a Gordon, ye're nae use to me | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
# The Black Watch are braw the Seaforths and a' | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
# But the cocky wee Gordon's the pride o' them all. # | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
Come on now, louder! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
# A Gordon for me, a Gordon for me | 0:14:25 | 0:14:30 | |
# If ye're no a Gordon, ye're nae use to me | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
# The Black Watch are braw and Seaforths and a' | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
# But the cocky wee Gordon's the pride o' them all. # | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
# And it's oh, my... | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
# Mackay, tell me who is the girl that you'll marry? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
# Is it Molly or Clare from Maddison Square | 0:14:53 | 0:14:58 | |
# Or bonnie wee Jean from Glengarry? # | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
# At hush of even-tide | 0:15:06 | 0:15:11 | |
-# Over the hills beyond the Clyde -AUDIENCE JOIN | 0:15:11 | 0:15:15 | |
# I go roaming to my ceiling | 0:15:15 | 0:15:21 | |
# Down in the Glen | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
# Though humble it may be | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
# There an angel waits for me | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
# In that lonely little ceiling | 0:15:34 | 0:15:39 | |
# Down in the Glen | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
# Across the moonlit heather | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
# My lassie calls as I roam | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
# Yet soon we'll be together | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
# In that heaven we call home | 0:15:56 | 0:16:01 | |
# The sheep are in the fold | 0:16:02 | 0:16:08 | |
# And there's peace worth more than gold | 0:16:08 | 0:16:12 | |
# For a shepherd in the ceiling | 0:16:12 | 0:16:18 | |
# Down in the Glen! # | 0:16:19 | 0:16:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
That's for the pretty lady in the front row, | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
the green...lady in green, | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
who's still sitting in an hypnotic glaze... | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
..staring...staring at Mr McCue's dimpled knees. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
And now, ladies and gentlemen - all right, now? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
And now, ladies and gentlemen, from the Netherlands... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
-..via Australia... AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
..convocative for cognoscenti... | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
That is the knowing among you. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
..of... THEY LAUGH | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
-I don't know! -Pardon? You don't know? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Well, get the gentleman next to you to teach you. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
..of contrapuntal contrarieties, | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
welcome to Mr Francis van Dyke! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:42 | |
THEY CHEER, MUSIC PLAYS | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
HE PLAYS INTRO | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
MUSIC: By The Light Of The Silvery Moon | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
AUDIENCE HUMS ALONG | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
ORCHESTRA JOINS | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
MUSIC: Turkey In The Straw | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
PLAYS MELODY FASTER | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
-That's all. -APPLAUSE | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
Bravo. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Yes. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
HE PLAYS A MELODY | 0:20:39 | 0:20:43 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
PLAYS MELODY AGAIN | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
HE IMITATES LAUGHTER | 0:21:41 | 0:21:46 | |
PLAYS MELODY, LAUGHTER | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
HE IMITATES LAUGHTER | 0:22:14 | 0:22:21 | |
IMITATES LAUGHTER AT LOWER PITCH | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
-HE SCRAPES -Sorry! | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
HE IMITATES A WOLF-WHISTLE | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
CONTINUES PLAYING MELODY | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
Denmark undeniably delivers the unparalleled ultimate... | 0:23:09 | 0:23:14 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh! -..in aerial equipoise. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, the Kagans! | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
DRUMROLL | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Ladies... | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Madame Kagan will now attempt | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
to overreach the difficult with the impossible. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
She will repeat that fly walk, but this time, blindfolded. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:57 | |
As you know, there is no safety net underneath, and she begs you, | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
please, because of the effort of concentration involved, | 0:25:01 | 0:25:05 | |
not this time to applaud until she has finished the walk. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:09 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Madame Kagan. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
DRUMROLL | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
ORCHESTRA PLAYS MOON RIVER | 0:26:34 | 0:26:40 | |
AUDIENCE GASP | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:05 | 0:28:08 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:30 | 0:28:33 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
-Ineluctably... AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
Ingenuous, imponderably ineffable, once again, | 0:28:53 | 0:29:00 | |
your own, you're very, very own Sandie Shaw! | 0:29:00 | 0:29:06 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:29:06 | 0:29:08 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Aw! | 0:29:18 | 0:29:19 | |
On the day I left the village, my dear mother whispered... | 0:29:21 | 0:29:25 | |
Nell, take this piece of bread and dripping and your fare. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:29 | |
And remember when in London, though you're just a servant girl, | 0:29:30 | 0:29:35 | |
you're just the sort that gentlemen ensnare. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
With your youth and fatal beauty, when you get to Waterloo, | 0:29:40 | 0:29:44 | |
there'd be crowds of dukes and millionaires... | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
# All waiting there for you | 0:29:47 | 0:29:50 | |
# But heaven will protect an honest girl | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
# An an-gi-el will guard you, little Nell | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
# When these rich men tempt you, Nelly | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
# With their spark-el-ling Moselly | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
# Say "Nay-nay!" And do be very carefu-el! | 0:30:06 | 0:30:10 | |
# And if some old bloated blase roue swell | 0:30:11 | 0:30:15 | |
# Says, "I'll kiss you We're alone in this hotel" | 0:30:15 | 0:30:20 | |
# Breathe a prayer he shall not do it | 0:30:20 | 0:30:23 | |
# And then biff him with the cruet | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
# Then Heaven will protect an honest girl! | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
# I wondered round Leicester Square from six o'clock till nine | 0:30:38 | 0:30:42 | |
# But no millionaire came tempting me to stray | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
# If he does, I thought, I'll let him take me to the Ritz to dine | 0:30:47 | 0:30:51 | |
# Then I'll gobble up his tripe and run away | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
# Oh, my God, I did feel feel hungry, cor, I hadn't had a bite | 0:30:55 | 0:31:01 | |
# Since my piece of bread and dripping | 0:31:01 | 0:31:03 | |
# And I knew that Ma was right | 0:31:03 | 0:31:07 | |
# Yes, 'eaven will protect an honest girl | 0:31:08 | 0:31:12 | |
# Next day, I pawned my shawl in Camberwell | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
# Then my skirt and blouse I blagged 'em | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
# I went trampin' back to Dagenham | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
# When a fortnight passed And then I rang the bell | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
# "Oh, but Mother, dear", I said, "It's little Nell | 0:31:27 | 0:31:32 | |
# "I've lost my soul, my uppers too as well | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
# "And I've walked 'ome in my undies | 0:31:36 | 0:31:39 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:31:41 | 0:31:43 | |
# But I'll tell the class on Sundays | 0:31:43 | 0:31:46 | |
# That 'eaven will protect an 'onest girl! # | 0:31:47 | 0:31:52 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:31:53 | 0:31:55 | |
# Hello! Hello! Who's your lady friend? | 0:32:14 | 0:32:17 | |
# Who's the little girlie by your side? | 0:32:18 | 0:32:20 | |
# I've seen you with a girl or two | 0:32:22 | 0:32:25 | |
# Oh! Oh! Oh! I am surprised at you | 0:32:25 | 0:32:29 | |
# Hello! Hello! Stop your little games | 0:32:29 | 0:32:33 | |
# Don't you think your ways you ought to mend? | 0:32:33 | 0:32:36 | |
# It wasn't the girl I saw you with at Brighton | 0:32:37 | 0:32:41 | |
# Who, who, who's your lady friend? # | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
# Who were you with last night? | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
# Who were you with last night? | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
# It wasn't your sister It wasn't your ma | 0:32:52 | 0:32:56 | |
# Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
# Who were you with last night | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
# Out in the pale moonlight? | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
# Are you going to tell your missus | 0:33:06 | 0:33:08 | |
# When you get home | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
# Who were you with last night? # | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
# Put your arms around me, honey, hold me tight | 0:33:14 | 0:33:17 | |
# Huddle up and cuddle up with all your might | 0:33:17 | 0:33:21 | |
# Oh! Oh! Won't you roll those eyes? | 0:33:21 | 0:33:25 | |
# Eyes I love to idolise | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
# When you look at me, my heart begins to float | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
# Then it starts a rockin' like a motor boat | 0:33:32 | 0:33:36 | |
# Oh! Oh! I never knew any boy like you. # | 0:33:36 | 0:33:42 | |
# If you were the only boy in the world | 0:33:45 | 0:33:49 | |
# And I were the only girl | 0:33:50 | 0:33:54 | |
# Nothing else would matter in the world today | 0:33:55 | 0:34:00 | |
# We would go on loving in the same old way | 0:34:00 | 0:34:04 | |
# A garden of Eden just made for two | 0:34:06 | 0:34:11 | |
# With nothing to mar our joy | 0:34:11 | 0:34:15 | |
# I would say such wonderful things to you | 0:34:16 | 0:34:22 | |
# There would be such wonderful things to do | 0:34:22 | 0:34:27 | |
# If you were the only... | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
-AUDIENCE: -# Boy in the world! | 0:34:29 | 0:34:33 | |
# And I were the only girl | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
# If you were the only boy in the world | 0:34:38 | 0:34:43 | |
# And I were the only girl | 0:34:43 | 0:34:47 | |
# Nothing else would matter in the world today | 0:34:48 | 0:34:54 | |
# We could go on loving in the same old way | 0:34:54 | 0:34:59 | |
# A garden of Eden just made for two | 0:34:59 | 0:35:03 | |
# With nothing to mar our joy | 0:35:04 | 0:35:07 | |
# There would be such wonderful things to do | 0:35:09 | 0:35:15 | |
# I would say such wonderful things to you | 0:35:15 | 0:35:20 | |
# If you were the only girl in the world | 0:35:20 | 0:35:26 | |
# And you were the only boy. # | 0:35:26 | 0:35:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
Concluding our world tour, cosmopolitanism incarnate! | 0:35:56 | 0:36:03 | |
All the way from Lancashire. THEY LAUGH | 0:36:03 | 0:36:07 | |
The one and only Bernard Cribbins! | 0:36:07 | 0:36:11 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
Ahem! | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
# When Haggen Schmidt ran second in the Derby last July | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
# I was standing at the corner of the street | 0:36:32 | 0:36:36 | |
# And a fellow dressed in uniform could easily see that I | 0:36:36 | 0:36:39 | |
# Was standing at the corner of the street | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
# He treated me and told me that the country needed men | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
# In lifeguard's clothes, he said I'd look a treat | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
# And he gave to me a shilling so I signed my name and then | 0:36:49 | 0:36:53 | |
# I was standing at the corner of the street | 0:36:53 | 0:36:55 | |
# And for standing at the corner of the street | 0:36:56 | 0:37:00 | |
# They dressed me up with spurs upon my feet | 0:37:00 | 0:37:02 | |
# They put me on this horse's back to teach me 'ow to ride | 0:37:04 | 0:37:07 | |
# When I fell off, the riding master came to me and cried | 0:37:07 | 0:37:11 | |
# "However did you come to be a soldier?" I replied, | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
# "I was standing at the corner of the street" | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
# Now once when I was quite a lad, instead of going to school, I was... | 0:37:22 | 0:37:25 | |
-AUDIENCE: -# Standing at the corner of the street | 0:37:25 | 0:37:28 | |
# I landed there at ten o'clock I'd made it quite a rule to be... | 0:37:30 | 0:37:34 | |
# Standing at the corner of the street | 0:37:34 | 0:37:36 | |
# One day, my teacher caught me I fair trembled at the knees | 0:37:36 | 0:37:40 | |
# "You're late again!" Then he kicked me with 'is feet | 0:37:40 | 0:37:43 | |
# "Pray, tell me the reason" | 0:37:44 | 0:37:45 | |
# So, I of course replied | 0:37:45 | 0:37:47 | |
# "I was standing at the corner of the street" | 0:37:47 | 0:37:51 | |
# And for standing at the corner of the street | 0:37:51 | 0:37:54 | |
# "In store for you, me lad, you've got a treat" | 0:37:55 | 0:37:57 | |
# Then 'e laid me on a form and with his cane, he gave a frown | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
# He put some stripes across me pants | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
# They were pink, red, white and brown | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
# And after that, for many a day, instead of sitting down | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
# I was standing at the corner of the street. # | 0:38:09 | 0:38:12 | |
Right! | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
# Now, the other day, as usual, instead of going a walk, I was... | 0:38:17 | 0:38:20 | |
# Standing at the corner of the street | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
# And two men come running up to me, their faces white as chalk, I was... | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
# Standing at the corner of the street | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
# They said a bull has just escaped He's absolutely mad | 0:38:31 | 0:38:35 | |
# He's knocked a dozen policemen off their feet | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
# There's only one man strong enough to catch that bull, they cried | 0:38:38 | 0:38:41 | |
# And he's | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
# Standing at the corner of the street | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
# Well, I was standing at the corner of the street | 0:38:46 | 0:38:49 | |
# I said, "We'll soon stop his retreat" | 0:38:50 | 0:38:52 | |
# Now one of you stand 'ere like this and show him something red | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
# The other one must grab 'is horns and 'old on to 'is 'ead | 0:38:57 | 0:39:01 | |
# They both said, "Where will you be?" so I turned round and said, | 0:39:01 | 0:39:05 | |
# "I'll be standing at the corner of the street." # | 0:39:05 | 0:39:08 | |
Thank you! Thank you! | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
-APPLAUSE -Thank you, Mr Herrmann! | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
Thank you! | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
May I come amongst them? Are they all right? | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Yes! | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
-Have they all been fed and watered, have they? Good, yes. -No! No! -Yes? | 0:39:26 | 0:39:31 | |
-No? -Never mind, won't be long now, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:33 | |
With the aid of Mr Bernard Herrmann and yourself, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:39:33 | 0:39:37 | |
I'd like you to join me in the chorus | 0:39:37 | 0:39:38 | |
of this very horticultural ditty. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
With the aid of Mr Herrmann and his sons of suction... | 0:39:40 | 0:39:42 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:39:42 | 0:39:44 | |
..I would like you to join me in singing that well-known phrase, | 0:39:44 | 0:39:48 | |
the Marrow Song. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:49 | |
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:51 | |
# Down the street there lives a man I'd like you all to know | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
# He grew a great big marrow for the local flower show | 0:39:59 | 0:40:03 | |
# When the story got around, they came from far and wide | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
# And when the people saw the marrow, everybody cried | 0:40:06 | 0:40:11 | |
# Ooooh! What a beauty! | 0:40:13 | 0:40:16 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before. # | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
Come on! | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
# Ooooh! What a beauty! | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
# It must be two feet long or even more | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
# It's such a lovely colour and nice and round and fat | 0:40:27 | 0:40:31 | |
# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
-# Ooooh! What a beauty! # -Louder! | 0:40:34 | 0:40:38 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before. # | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
Oh, please, please! Please, please, please, please. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:50 | |
Put me off my stroke there with my dainty footwork. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:53 | |
# He was leaning on the garden gate the other day | 0:40:56 | 0:40:59 | |
# And he beckoned to a lady who lived just across the way | 0:40:59 | 0:41:03 | |
# He took her down the garden path and showed it her with pride | 0:41:03 | 0:41:06 | |
-# And when she saw the size of it... -THEY LAUGH | 0:41:06 | 0:41:10 | |
# The little lady sighed | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
# Ooooh! What a beauty! | 0:41:15 | 0:41:19 | |
# I'd never seen one as big as that before. # | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
Come on! | 0:41:22 | 0:41:23 | |
# Ooooh! What a beauty! | 0:41:23 | 0:41:27 | |
# It must be two feet long or even more | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
# It's such a lovely colour And nice and round and fat | 0:41:30 | 0:41:34 | |
# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that. # | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
Come on! | 0:41:37 | 0:41:38 | |
# Ooooh! What a beauty! | 0:41:38 | 0:41:41 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before. # | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:41:46 | 0:41:48 | |
Wait, wait. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:49 | |
# And then the flower show come round and everybody went | 0:41:52 | 0:41:55 | |
# To see the great big marrow lying there inside the tent | 0:41:55 | 0:41:59 | |
# When the judges came along to give the prizes out | 0:41:59 | 0:42:03 | |
# They only took one look at it and then began to shout... # | 0:42:03 | 0:42:08 | |
Come on, now. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
# Ooooh! What a beauty! | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before. # | 0:42:13 | 0:42:16 | |
Come on! | 0:42:16 | 0:42:17 | |
# Ooooh! What a beauty! | 0:42:17 | 0:42:21 | |
# It must be two feet long or even more | 0:42:21 | 0:42:23 | |
-# It's such a lovely colour... -And nice and round and fat | 0:42:24 | 0:42:28 | |
# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
# Ooooh! What a beauty! | 0:42:31 | 0:42:35 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before. # | 0:42:35 | 0:42:37 | |
One more time! | 0:42:37 | 0:42:39 | |
-# Ooooh! What a beauty! # -Come on. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before. # | 0:42:42 | 0:42:45 | |
All jump and down! | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
-# Ooooh! What a beauty! # -Come on. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
# It must be two feet long or even more. # | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
Bounce, bounce! | 0:42:52 | 0:42:53 | |
# It's such a lovely colour and nice and round and fat | 0:42:53 | 0:42:57 | |
# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that. # | 0:42:57 | 0:43:01 | |
Oh! | 0:43:01 | 0:43:02 | |
# Oooh! What a beauty! | 0:43:02 | 0:43:05 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before. # | 0:43:08 | 0:43:13 | |
-APPLAUSE -Thank you! | 0:43:15 | 0:43:18 | |
Thank you. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:22 | |
And now, ladies and gentlemen, there is just time to ask | 0:43:25 | 0:43:29 | |
Mr Bernard Cribbins and Miss Sandie Shaw | 0:43:29 | 0:43:30 | |
to lead the company of yourselves in the last chorus of the night, | 0:43:30 | 0:43:33 | |
Down At The Old Bull And Bush. Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:43:33 | 0:43:35 | |
Mr Bernard Cribbins, Miss Sandie Shaw, | 0:43:35 | 0:43:37 | |
Mr Bernard Herrmann | 0:43:37 | 0:43:38 | |
and the entire vertiginously versatile orchestra! | 0:43:38 | 0:43:41 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
But this time, chiefly... | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Yourselves! | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
ALL: # Come, come, come and make eyes at me | 0:43:51 | 0:43:55 | |
# Down at the old Bull and Bush | 0:43:55 | 0:43:58 | |
# Come, come, come drink port wine with me | 0:43:59 | 0:44:03 | |
# Down at the old Bull and Bush | 0:44:03 | 0:44:06 | |
# Hear the little German band La-la-la-la-la-la | 0:44:06 | 0:44:10 | |
# Just let me hold your hand, dear | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
# Come, come, come and have a drink or two | 0:44:14 | 0:44:18 | |
# Down at the old Bull and Bush | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
# Bush-Bush! # | 0:44:21 | 0:44:22 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:44:22 | 0:44:24 |