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ALL: # In the shade of the old apple tree | 0:00:03 | 0:00:07 | |
# When the love in your eyes I could see | 0:00:07 | 0:00:13 | |
# When the voice that I heard, like the song of a bird | 0:00:13 | 0:00:19 | |
# Seemed to whisper sweet music to me | 0:00:19 | 0:00:25 | |
# I could hear the dull buzz of a bee | 0:00:25 | 0:00:32 | |
# In the blossoms as you said to me | 0:00:32 | 0:00:38 | |
# "With a heart that is true I'll be waiting for you | 0:00:38 | 0:00:46 | |
# "In the shade of the old apple tree." # | 0:00:46 | 0:00:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
Once again... | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
good evening, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:23 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
every other inch a woman... | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
..the one and only... | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
Danny La Rue! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
# There are nice girls everywhere | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
# There are nice girls everywhere | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
# From Peru to Timbuktu | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
# There's a girl for me and a girl for you | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
# From the mountains of Piccadilly | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
# To the wilds of Leicester Square | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
# Search every land Up the Mall and down the Strand | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
# There are nice girls everywhere | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
# There are nice girls everywhere. # | 0:02:14 | 0:02:20 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
# How'd you like to spoon with me? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
# How'd you like to spoon with me? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
# Underneath the oak tree large and shady | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
# Calling me your tootsie-wootsie baby | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
# How'd you like to hug and squeeze? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
# Dangle me upon your knees? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
# How'd you like to be my lovey-dovey? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
# How'd you like to spoon with me? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
# How'd you like to spoon with...? # | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Just try me, baby. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
# How'd you like to spoon with...? # | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Aren't they teases? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
# Sit beneath an oak tree large and shady | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
# Calling me your tootsie-wootsie baby | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
# How'd you like to hug and squeeze? Dangle me on your knees? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
# Dangle me upon your... | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
ONE SINGER: # ..knee... # Whoops! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
# How'd you like to be my lovey-dovey? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
# How'd you like to spoon Underneath the moon? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
# How'd you like to spoon with me? # | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
# My sister Sue was always such a silly little loon | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
# She never really understood the proper way to spoon | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
# Her young man asked her recently to sit upon his knee | 0:03:48 | 0:03:53 | |
# When she at last consented, she behaved so bashfully | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
# Cos she'd never been there before She'd never been there before | 0:03:58 | 0:04:04 | |
# She felt so shy till Mr Brown started to bounce her upside down | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
# Then it was all serene It filled her with delight | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
# She'd never been there before, but now she's going there every night! # | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
# The Army and the Navy need attention | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
# The outlook isn't healthy, you'll admit | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
# But I've got a perfect dream Of a new recruiting scheme | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
# Which I really think is absolutely neat | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
# Now, if only other girls would do as I do | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
# I believe that we could manage it alone | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
# For I turn all suitors from me | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
# Bar the sailor and the Tommy | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
# I've an army and a navy of my own | 0:04:51 | 0:04:57 | |
# On Sunday I go out with a soldier | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
# On Monday I'm taken by a tar | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
# On Tuesday I'm out with a baby Boy Scout | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
# On Wednesday A hussar | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
# On Thursday I gang out wi' a Scottie | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
# On Friday The captain of the crew | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
# But on Saturday, I'm willing, if you'll only take a shilling | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
# To make a man of any one of you | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
# I teach the tenderfoot to face the powder | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
# That adds that added lustre to my skin | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
# I show a raw recruit how to give a chaste salute | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
# So when I'm presenting arms he's falling in | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
# It makes you almost proud to be a woman | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
# When you make a strapping soldier of a lad | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
# And he said, "You made me do it Yes, you really put me through it | 0:05:54 | 0:05:59 | |
# "Cos you went and made me love you, so I did..." # | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
All together now! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
# On Sunday, I go out with a soldier | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
# On Monday, I'm taken by a tar | 0:06:08 | 0:06:12 | |
# On Tuesday, I'm out with a baby Boy Scout | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
# On Wednesday, a hussar | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
# On Thursday, I gang oot wi' a Scottie | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
# On Friday, the captain of the crew | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
# And on Saturday, I'm willing, it'll only take a shilling | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
# To make a man of any one of you And you and you and you | 0:06:31 | 0:06:38 | |
# To make a man of any one of you! # | 0:06:38 | 0:06:44 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
I promise you, ladies and gentlemen, you will have Danny La Rue | 0:07:05 | 0:07:10 | |
once again later on in the programme, but now... | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
all the way from... | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
the Netherlands, ladies and gentlemen - | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
invincible, | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
invertiginously... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
..violinistic... Ooh! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
..virtuosity, | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
we give you Mr Francis van Dyke! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
DRUM BEATS OUT MILITARY TATTOO | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
VIOLINS TOGETHER SOUND LIKE BAGPIPES | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
MUSIC: Scotland The Brave | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
SOUND OF BAGPIPES DEFLATING | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Thank you! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
Thank you! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:45 | |
VIOLIN SOUNDS LIKE LAUGHTER | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
GASSY NOISE Sorry. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Thank you! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
From Calcutta... AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
..captivating in a crepuscular... | 0:13:31 | 0:13:36 | |
cornucopia... Ooh! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
Two Latin words. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
..of kinetoscopic chiaroscuro! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
Ooh! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
A shadow show. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:48 | |
For your ocular edification... | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
Mr Bablu Mallick! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
HE BURBLES | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
HE IMITATES HORSES' HOOVES | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Left, right, left, right! About turn! | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
Company, march! Hup, hup, hup. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
HE WHISTLES A TUNE | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Baaah! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Ole! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
Ha...llo... | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Dolly! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
I love you! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Allo, allo! Ca va? | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
KISSING | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
Ohhh! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
KISSING | 0:15:18 | 0:15:19 | |
Oh, la la! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
SNORING | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
Goodnight. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
A wave. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:12 | |
GASPS AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
HE CLICKS HIS TONGUE | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
HE BARKS | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
Gorgeous from Guadeloupe | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
in our global galaxy... Ooh! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:27 | |
..glittering in iridescence... | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
..cascading cadenzas... | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
Ooh! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:35 | |
..for your bedazzlement... Oh! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
..Miss Dorothy Ross! | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
# Summertime | 0:18:55 | 0:19:01 | |
# And the living is easy | 0:19:01 | 0:19:08 | |
# Fish are jumping | 0:19:08 | 0:19:14 | |
# And the cotton is high | 0:19:14 | 0:19:20 | |
# Oh, your daddy's rich | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
# And your ma is good-looking | 0:19:26 | 0:19:33 | |
# So hush, little baby | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
# Don't you cry | 0:19:38 | 0:19:44 | |
# One of these mornings | 0:19:51 | 0:19:56 | |
# You're gonna rise up singing | 0:19:56 | 0:20:02 | |
# And you'll spread your wings | 0:20:02 | 0:20:07 | |
# And you'll take to the sky | 0:20:07 | 0:20:13 | |
# But till that morning | 0:20:13 | 0:20:18 | |
# There is nothing can harm you | 0:20:18 | 0:20:24 | |
# Cos your pappy and your momma standing by. # | 0:20:25 | 0:20:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
CHEERING | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
# Nightingale | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
# Oh, nightingale | 0:21:15 | 0:21:21 | |
# Sweet are thy songs | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
# Oh, nightingale | 0:21:25 | 0:21:31 | |
# With a smile | 0:21:32 | 0:21:37 | |
# The whole world sings | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
# Well singeth thou | 0:21:42 | 0:21:47 | |
# At break of day | 0:21:47 | 0:21:55 | |
# Nightingale | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
# Oh, nightingale | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
# Well singeth thou | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
# At break of day | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
# Nightingale, nightingale | 0:22:09 | 0:22:15 | |
# Oh, nightingale | 0:22:17 | 0:22:25 | |
# Oh, so sweet | 0:22:43 | 0:22:47 | |
# Nightingale | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
# Oh, nightingale | 0:22:57 | 0:23:03 | |
# Sing on forever, nightingale | 0:23:03 | 0:23:12 | |
# Tell to him | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
# My heart's deep love | 0:23:17 | 0:23:23 | |
# Fly unto him | 0:23:23 | 0:23:28 | |
# To him now go | 0:23:28 | 0:23:36 | |
# Nightingale | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
# Nightingale | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
# Fly unto him | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
# To him now go | 0:23:48 | 0:23:53 | |
# Oh, nightingale | 0:24:03 | 0:24:14 | |
# Nightingale. # | 0:24:47 | 0:24:52 | |
Exhibiting esoteric vocal expertise... | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
Ooh! ..in inimitably anthropomorphic... | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
Oh! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
..evocation, | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Mr Dawson Chance! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
That's lovely. Thank you, and a very, very good evening, everyone. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
ALL: Good evening! Lovely. Well, first of all, | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
I'd like you to meet a little friend of mine here, Scruffy the tortoise. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
I must apologise because, as usual, he's fast asleep. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:13 | |
Er, Scruffy, are you awake yet? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:15 | |
SNORING | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
See what I mean? Come on, Scruffy, wake up. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
SNORING | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Scruffy! LOUDER SNORING | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
SCRUFFY! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:26 | |
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah! | 0:26:26 | 0:26:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Scruffy! Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:53 | |
Scruffy, that's very naughty. Now, come out here. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
Scruffy! | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
Scruffy! Arrr? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:03 | |
Look, if you don't come out... Arrr? | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
..you know what I'll do to you, don't you? | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
No. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
I'll tickle you. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
You won't tickle me. I will! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
You won't. Well, watch this, then. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
SCRUFFY LAUGHS | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
QUICK BAND FLOURISH | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
This is... | 0:27:52 | 0:27:54 | |
Big Al. | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Big Al. | 0:28:02 | 0:28:05 | |
CAMP VOICE: Ooh, I say! | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
Well, go on, then, say hello to everyone. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:22 | |
No! | 0:28:22 | 0:28:23 | |
I don't like to. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
They're all looking at me. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
Well, they're the audience! | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 | |
Oh! | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
And you'd better be good tonight. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
They might be a little hard to break down. | 0:28:38 | 0:28:41 | |
Ooh, they look a broken-down lot already! | 0:28:41 | 0:28:43 | |
You can't say things like that! Look, this is a very historic place. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:50 | |
Is it? Yes! In fact, this theatre is so historic... | 0:28:50 | 0:28:55 | |
..it's haunted. | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
And way down there, beneath, in the dungeons... | 0:29:07 | 0:29:11 | |
..there is a... | 0:29:13 | 0:29:17 | |
ghost. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:18 | |
I DON'T BELIEVE IT! | 0:29:18 | 0:29:19 | |
There's a ghost way down there. Just you listen to this. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:25 | |
One moment. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:26 | |
I say! Is anyone down there? | 0:29:26 | 0:29:30 | |
GHOSTLY, ECHOING VOICE | 0:29:30 | 0:29:34 | |
BIG AL QUIVERS | 0:29:37 | 0:29:38 | |
Just a moment. Yes? That's not really a ghost. It's you! | 0:29:40 | 0:29:45 | |
Me? Yeah! It wasn't me. There's no ghost down there. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:49 | |
There's no ghost there, is there? | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
AUDIENCE: Yes! | 0:29:51 | 0:29:52 | |
Oh. I didn't see his lips move. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
Look, there's a ghost. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
I tell you what, then, if you don't believe me, | 0:29:57 | 0:29:59 | |
you say hello to the ghost. Me? Yes. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
All right, then. I'm not afraid of any silly ghost. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:05 | |
BIG AL CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:30:05 | 0:30:07 | |
HELLO! | 0:30:09 | 0:30:10 | |
There you are, you see? It's a load of cobbl... A load of nonsense. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:22 | |
There's no ghost down there. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
GHOSTLY VOICE: Hello! | 0:30:24 | 0:30:25 | |
GAAAAAAAAH! | 0:30:25 | 0:30:27 | |
# There were two newlyweds | 0:30:31 | 0:30:35 | |
# The bridegroom made the beds | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
# They crept upstairs together | 0:30:38 | 0:30:42 | |
# Feeling rather shy | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
BIG AL SPLUTTERS | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
# She took out her glass eye | 0:30:47 | 0:30:51 | |
# Her false teeth on the sly | 0:30:51 | 0:30:55 | |
# Ni-no-ni-no-ni-no! | 0:30:55 | 0:30:57 | |
# Hung up her wig to dry | 0:30:57 | 0:31:01 | |
# Upon the chandelier | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
# She unscrewed her wooden leg! | 0:31:05 | 0:31:09 | |
# Laid it beneath the bed | 0:31:09 | 0:31:13 | |
# And what was left of her | 0:31:13 | 0:31:17 | |
# Crept in-between the blankets | 0:31:17 | 0:31:23 | |
BIG AL SQUEAKS # She said, "Come on, my dear" | 0:31:23 | 0:31:28 | |
# He said, "No bloomin' fear | 0:31:28 | 0:31:32 | |
# "I'd rather stay out here | 0:31:32 | 0:31:36 | |
# "Among my souvenirs"! # | 0:31:36 | 0:31:40 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:31:40 | 0:31:43 | |
Aphrodite... Ooh! | 0:31:55 | 0:31:59 | |
Greek. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:00 | |
..apotheotically rampant... | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
Ooh! | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
..concupiscent ambiguity incarnate! | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
Oh! The one and only... | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
Danny La Rue! | 0:32:11 | 0:32:13 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
# Oh, what a beauty | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
# Never seen one as big as that before | 0:32:34 | 0:32:38 | |
# Oh, what a beauty | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
# It must be two-foot long or maybe more | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
# It's such a lovely colour, nice and round and fat | 0:32:44 | 0:32:48 | |
# I've never seen a marrow quite as big as that | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
# Oh, what a beauty | 0:32:51 | 0:32:55 | |
# Never seen one as big as that before | 0:32:55 | 0:32:59 | |
# Down the road there lives a man I want you all to know | 0:32:59 | 0:33:03 | |
# He grew a great big marrow for the local flower show | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
# When the news got round of it, they came from far and wide | 0:33:06 | 0:33:10 | |
# And when they saw the size of it, everybody cried... | 0:33:10 | 0:33:16 | |
# Oh, what a beauty | 0:33:16 | 0:33:20 | |
# Never seen one as big as that before | 0:33:20 | 0:33:24 | |
# Oh, what a beauty | 0:33:24 | 0:33:27 | |
# It must be two-foot long or maybe more | 0:33:27 | 0:33:30 | |
# It's such a lovely colour, nice and round and fat | 0:33:30 | 0:33:34 | |
# I've never seen a marrow quite as big as that | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
# Whoa! Oh, what a beauty | 0:33:37 | 0:33:41 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before | 0:33:41 | 0:33:45 | |
# He was leaning on the garden gate the other day | 0:33:45 | 0:33:49 | |
# Beckoned to a lady who lived just across the way | 0:33:49 | 0:33:52 | |
# He took her down the garden path and showed it her with pride | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
# When she saw the size of it... # | 0:33:55 | 0:33:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
# She looked at him and sighed | 0:34:01 | 0:34:05 | |
# Oh, what a beauty! | 0:34:05 | 0:34:09 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before | 0:34:09 | 0:34:13 | |
# Oh, what a beauty | 0:34:13 | 0:34:16 | |
# It must be two-foot long or maybe more | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
# It's such a lovely colour, nice and round and fat | 0:34:20 | 0:34:24 | |
# I've never seen a marrow quite as big as that | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
# Whoa! Oh, what a beauty | 0:34:27 | 0:34:31 | |
# I've never seen one as big as that before | 0:34:31 | 0:34:35 | |
# Never seen one as big as that before! # | 0:34:35 | 0:34:41 | |
CHEERING | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
Now, you're all in a very good mood. | 0:34:58 | 0:34:59 | |
I can see all the lovely ladies. I've got a very, very sad song now. | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
I want to warn you girls of the perils of drink. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:06 | |
Ah, it could happen to any one of you girls. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
Ooh! Oh, I'll give you "Ooh!" Yes! | 0:35:09 | 0:35:13 | |
Now, you've got to watch all these fellas, girls. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:15 | |
If they take you out and they say, "Would you like a nice gin and it?", | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
yes, they'll want the gin and you'll get it, dear, don't you worry. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:21 | |
But I want to tell you a very sad story about a girl who'd never | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
had a drop of drink till one night she had a glass of champagne and... | 0:35:25 | 0:35:29 | |
Oh, well, get your handkerchiefs ready. | 0:35:29 | 0:35:31 | |
Maestro! | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
A long handkerchief. That would do. | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
# Here is a picture, a man and a girl | 0:35:46 | 0:35:50 | |
# Strolling along in the shade | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
# He's a marquis, the son of an earl | 0:35:53 | 0:35:56 | |
# And she is a pure village maid | 0:35:56 | 0:36:01 | |
# He tells her he loves her again and again | 0:36:01 | 0:36:04 | |
# She thinks he is loyal and true | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
# And then comes the night when he gives her champagne | 0:36:09 | 0:36:14 | |
# And does what he ought not to do | 0:36:14 | 0:36:19 | |
# Only a glass of champagne | 0:36:21 | 0:36:26 | |
# But it led that poor girl into sin | 0:36:26 | 0:36:30 | |
# Only a glass of champagne | 0:36:31 | 0:36:36 | |
# Twas the door where the devil crept in | 0:36:36 | 0:36:40 | |
# It's just an old story It's always the same | 0:36:41 | 0:36:46 | |
# Just like the poor moth, she flew too near the flame | 0:36:46 | 0:36:52 | |
# She opened her...wings then lost her good name | 0:36:52 | 0:36:57 | |
# All for a glass of champagne... # | 0:36:57 | 0:37:02 | |
Here we go. See you in a minute. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:07 | |
Do you like the frock? | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
They're me own legs, y'know. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:12 | |
# Think of her future, the sorrow, the shame | 0:37:17 | 0:37:20 | |
# Neither a maid nor a wife | 0:37:20 | 0:37:23 | |
# Think of the parents who gave her the name | 0:37:23 | 0:37:27 | |
# She has dishonoured for life | 0:37:27 | 0:37:31 | |
# What's to become of her, spurned and reviled | 0:37:32 | 0:37:36 | |
# Into oblivion hurled? | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
# And what can she offer her fatherless child | 0:37:40 | 0:37:46 | |
# She has brought into the world? # | 0:37:46 | 0:37:50 | |
DEEP VOICE: All together! | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
# Only a glass of champagne | 0:37:52 | 0:37:58 | |
# But it led a poor girl into sin | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
# Only a glass of champagne | 0:38:03 | 0:38:07 | |
# Twas the door where the devil crept in | 0:38:07 | 0:38:12 | |
# She lost her honour with heartache and pain | 0:38:13 | 0:38:18 | |
# To her false lover she pleaded in vain | 0:38:18 | 0:38:23 | |
# But by the next morning, she'd lost it again | 0:38:23 | 0:38:29 | |
# All for a glass of champagne | 0:38:29 | 0:38:32 | |
# So, all you young ladies, take warning from her | 0:38:33 | 0:38:38 | |
# If you're taken out by a lord or a sir | 0:38:38 | 0:38:43 | |
# Be careful you don't do the same thing as her | 0:38:43 | 0:38:49 | |
# Well, not for a glass of champagne! # | 0:38:49 | 0:38:56 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:38:56 | 0:38:58 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
# Only a glass of champagne | 0:39:15 | 0:39:19 | |
# But it led a poor girl into sin | 0:39:19 | 0:39:24 | |
# Only a glass of champagne | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
# Twas the door where the devil crept in | 0:39:29 | 0:39:33 | |
# It's just an old story It's always the same | 0:39:34 | 0:39:39 | |
# Just like a poor moth, she flew too near the flame | 0:39:39 | 0:39:44 | |
# She opened her wings and she lost her good name | 0:39:44 | 0:39:49 | |
# All for a glass of champagne | 0:39:49 | 0:39:54 | |
# So, all you young ladies, take warning from her | 0:39:54 | 0:39:59 | |
# If you're taken out by a lord or a sir | 0:39:59 | 0:40:04 | |
# Be careful you don't do the same thing as her | 0:40:04 | 0:40:10 | |
# Well, not for a glass of champagne! # | 0:40:10 | 0:40:18 | |
CHEERING | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
# I know a millionaire Who is burdened down with care | 0:40:29 | 0:40:34 | |
# A load is on his mind | 0:40:34 | 0:40:38 | |
# He's thinking of the day When he must pass away | 0:40:39 | 0:40:45 | |
# And leave his wealth behind | 0:40:45 | 0:40:49 | |
# I haven't any gold To leave when I grow old | 0:40:50 | 0:40:56 | |
# Somehow it passed me by | 0:40:56 | 0:40:59 | |
# I'm very poor, but still I leave a precious will | 0:41:01 | 0:41:06 | |
# When I leave the world behind | 0:41:06 | 0:41:12 | |
# I leave the sunshine to the flowers | 0:41:12 | 0:41:19 | |
# I leave the springtime to the trees | 0:41:19 | 0:41:24 | |
# And to the old folk I leave a memory | 0:41:24 | 0:41:29 | |
# Of a baby upon their knees | 0:41:29 | 0:41:35 | |
# I leave the night-time to the dreamers | 0:41:35 | 0:41:40 | |
# The songbirds to the blind | 0:41:40 | 0:41:45 | |
# I leave the moon above to those in love | 0:41:45 | 0:41:52 | |
# When I leave the world behind | 0:41:52 | 0:41:57 | |
# When I leave the world behind | 0:41:57 | 0:42:03 | |
# I leave the sunshine to the flowers | 0:42:03 | 0:42:08 | |
# I leave the springtime to the trees | 0:42:08 | 0:42:13 | |
# And to the old folk I leave a memory | 0:42:13 | 0:42:19 | |
# Of a baby upon their knees | 0:42:19 | 0:42:24 | |
# I leave the night-time to the dreamers | 0:42:24 | 0:42:30 | |
# The songbirds to the blind | 0:42:30 | 0:42:35 | |
# I leave the moon above to those in love | 0:42:35 | 0:42:41 | |
# When I leave the world behind | 0:42:41 | 0:42:47 | |
# When I leave the world behind. # | 0:42:47 | 0:42:58 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
CHEERING | 0:43:15 | 0:43:17 | |
There's only just time, ladies and gentlemen, for the final chorus, | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
Down At The Old Bull And Bush. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:29 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Danny La Rue, the entire company, | 0:43:29 | 0:43:32 | |
Mr Bernard Herrmann, the entire and almost indefatigable orchestra... | 0:43:32 | 0:43:37 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:43:37 | 0:43:39 | |
..but this time, chiefly... | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
ALL: Yourselves! | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
# Come, come, come and make eyes at me | 0:43:48 | 0:43:52 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
# Da-da da-da-da! | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
# Come, come, drink some port wine with me | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush | 0:44:00 | 0:44:04 | |
# Hear the little German band Da, da-da da-da-da-da! | 0:44:04 | 0:44:08 | |
# Just let me hold your hand, dear | 0:44:08 | 0:44:12 | |
# Come, come, come and have a drink or two | 0:44:12 | 0:44:16 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush | 0:44:16 | 0:44:19 | |
# Bush, Bush! # | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 |