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# Landlord, fill the flowing bowl | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# Till it doth run over | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
# Landlord, fill the flowing bowl | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# Till it doth run over | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# For tonight we'll merry-merry be | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# For tonight we'll merry-merry be | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
# For tonight we'll merry-merry be | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
# Tomorrow we'll be sober. # | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
# Little brown jug, don't I love thee | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
# Little brown jug, don't I love thee | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
# Little brown jug, don't I love thee | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee | 0:00:34 | 0:00:35 | |
# Little brown jug, don't I love thee | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
# Little brown jug, don't I love thee | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
# Little brown jug, don't I love thee! # | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
Once again! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Good evening. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
Oh, once again. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
Good evening! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
That's splendid. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
Prognosticatorally, | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
primarily, pre-eminently resplendent, | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
the Players Theatre! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
# Why do the boys run after the girls | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
# And why do the girls love boys? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
# Why do they stroll down green, shady lanes | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
# While sharing each other's joys? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
# Ever since Eve made poor old Adam grieve | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
# Together they're always found | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
# No matter the weather, you'll find them together | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
# Just as long as the world goes round | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
# Just as long as the world goes round. # | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
# And every evening I am seen | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
# Walking home with Angeline | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
# She's a girl I idolise | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
# And she has such gleaming eyes | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
# So I'm just as happy as I can be | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
# When I'm in her company | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
# Troubles while away | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
# And the world seems gay | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
# When I'm walking home with Angeline | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
# When I'm walking home with Angeline. # | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
# Keep off the grass | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
# Keep off the grass | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
# Conduct like this I won't pardon | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
# Lay at your ease | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
# But if you please | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
# Keep off the grass in the garden | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
# We will keep off the grass, dear | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
-# Keep off the grass -Keep off the grass in the garden | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
# I beg your pardon | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
-# Lay at your ease -Lay at your ease | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
-# But if you please -But if you please | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
# Keep off the grass in the garden. # | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
# But every little while | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
# I feel so lonely | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
# Every little while | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
# I feel so blue | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
# I'm always dreaming | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
# I'm always scheming | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
# Because I want you | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
# And only you | 0:03:43 | 0:03:48 | |
# My darling | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
# Every little while | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
# Every little while | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
# My heart is aching | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
# My heart is aching | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
-# Every little while -Every little while | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
# I miss your smile | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
# I miss your smile | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
# And all the time I seem to miss you | 0:04:04 | 0:04:09 | |
# I want to, want to kiss you | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
# Every, every Every little while | 0:04:14 | 0:04:19 | |
# Darling, every, every | 0:04:21 | 0:04:26 | |
# Every little while. # | 0:04:26 | 0:04:34 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Their hats are almost as orchidaceous as yours, aren't they? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
I promise you you will have the Players once again later on | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
in the programme, but now... | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
hilarious harbinger of cantillatory, | 0:04:58 | 0:05:03 | |
Caledonian cajolery | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
and concomitant conviviality! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:11 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oooh! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
Scottish fun. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Welcome to Miss Janet Brown. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Oh! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
Oh, dear, so. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Oh, stop it, Jock! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
# I'm courting a farmer's laddie | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
# He's one of the nicest ever seen | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
# His cheeks are rosy, rosy red | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
# And his age is just sweet 17 | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
# But he throws his arms around my neck | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
# And tries to steal a kiss | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
# Oh, I wriggle and giggle and twist and twiggle | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
# And then you hear me shouting this | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
# Will you stop yer tickling, Jock? | 0:05:55 | 0:06:00 | |
# Stop yer tickling, Jock | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
# Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
# Or you'll mak' me choke | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
# Oh, I wish you'd stop yer nonsense | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
# Just look at all the folk | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
# Will yer stop yer tickling? Ickle-ickle-ickling | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
# Stop yer tickling, Jock. # | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Oh, he's terrible, is my Jock. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
Oh, he really is, but he's a lovely boy. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
I just wish he was here tonight. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
I do, I do. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
And I must tell you a wee bit about him. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
He's very particular, you know. Oh, yes. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
Always takes a bath once a month whether he needs it or not. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Yes. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Mind you, there is only one thing worries me. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
I think he's a wee bit mean. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
I do. Yes, I do. I'll tell you why, I'll tell you why. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
I went round to his house the other day | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
and he was sitting there with a bag of crisps - | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
not eating them, counting them. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Mind you, I... | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
I think he takes his meanness from his father, because he's terrible. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
Ssh, is anybody listening? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Cos I'll tell you why. Do you know, | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
he never sends a suit to the cleaners without putting | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
a pair of socks in the pocket. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Is that not just...? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
I said, "Jock, I think this is awful." | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Fancy having a father like that. But that's not all. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
You'll never guess what he did to him when he was a wee boy. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
Tore December out of the calendar | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
and said that they'd cancelled Christmas. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Is that not off? I said to him, "Jock..." | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
# Oh, will you stop yer tickling, Jock? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:44 | |
# Stop yer tickling, Jock | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
# Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
# Or you'll mak' me choke | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
# Oh, I wish you'd stop yer nonsense | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
# Just look at all the folk | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
# Will yer stop yer tickling? Ickle-ickle-ickling | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
# Stop yer tickling, Jock | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
# Stop yer tickling, Jock | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
# Stop yer tickling, Jock | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
# Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
# Or you'll mak' me choke | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
# Oh, I wish you'd stop yer nonsense | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
# Just look at all the folk | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
# Will yer stop yer tickling? Ickle-ickle-ickling | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
# Stop yer tickling, Jock! # | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Oh, cheerio! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
Continentally contributory to culture. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oooh! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
And I see you're all connoisseurs. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Impeccable in Iberian immaculacy, | 0:08:34 | 0:08:39 | |
the Pompoff Thedy Family. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
BELL CLATTERS | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Now the bell is going to play by itself. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:38 | |
Play! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
Stop. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
Now watch, because this is very important for the gentlemen. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
BELL CLATTERS | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Well, as you can see, no springs, no strings, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
no batteries, no vitamins, nothing. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
We're going to try once more so watch very carefully. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
BELL CLATTERS | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
Are you ready? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Play. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
No, no, no. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
No! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
THEY SHOUT INDISTINCTLY | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
I try to play the clarinet! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
And now, what do you want? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
We're going to play a real concert. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
-A real concert. -Piano and violin. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
I'm playing the piano and he the violin. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Come on, take care of him. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Play. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Ah! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
THEY ALL SHOUT INDISTINCTLY | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
GUNSHOT | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
I am going to play another clarinet. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
I'm going to play Benny Goodman solo. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
Sandro, Benny Goodman solo. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
-This is pure jazz. -OK. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
RHYTHMIC HONKING | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
That's no good. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
Stop. Stop it! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
HONKING CONTINUES | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
THEY PLAY JAUNTY MELODY | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
CHEERING | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Ineffably ineluctable. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
Welcome back to that numinous nenuphar of nubility, | 0:13:36 | 0:13:43 | |
our own, your own, Miss Eira Heath! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:48 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
# Two drummers sat at dinner | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
# In a grand hotel one day | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
# While dining they were chatting | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
# In a jolly sort of way | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
# And when a pretty waitress | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
# Brought them a tray of food | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
# They spoke to her familiarly | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
# In manner rather rude | 0:14:17 | 0:14:21 | |
# At first she did not notice them | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
# Or make the least reply | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
# But one remark was passed | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
# Which brought the teardrops to her eye | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
# And facing her tormentor | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
# With cheeks now burning red | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
# She looked a perfect picture | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
# As appealingly she said | 0:14:41 | 0:14:46 | |
# My mother was a lady | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
# Like yours, you will allow | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
# And you may have a sister | 0:14:56 | 0:15:01 | |
# Who needs protection now | 0:15:01 | 0:15:06 | |
# I've come to this great city | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
# To find a brother dear | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
# And you wouldn't dare insult me, sir | 0:15:14 | 0:15:19 | |
# If Jack were only here | 0:15:19 | 0:15:25 | |
# No, you wouldn't dare insult me, sir | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
# If Jack were only here. # | 0:15:31 | 0:15:38 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
# 'Mid pleasures and palaces | 0:15:59 | 0:16:06 | |
# Though we may roam | 0:16:06 | 0:16:11 | |
# Be it ever so humble | 0:16:11 | 0:16:17 | |
# There's no place like home | 0:16:17 | 0:16:22 | |
# A charm from the sky | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
# Seems to hallow us there | 0:16:28 | 0:16:34 | |
# Which seek through the world | 0:16:35 | 0:16:40 | |
# Is ne'er met with elsewhere | 0:16:40 | 0:16:46 | |
# Home, home | 0:16:48 | 0:16:53 | |
# Sweet, sweet home | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
# There's no place like home | 0:16:58 | 0:17:04 | |
# There's no place like home | 0:17:04 | 0:17:12 | |
# An exile from home | 0:17:23 | 0:17:28 | |
# Splendour dazzles in vain | 0:17:28 | 0:17:35 | |
# Oh, give me my lowly | 0:17:35 | 0:17:40 | |
# Thatched cottage again | 0:17:40 | 0:17:46 | |
# The birds singing gaily | 0:17:47 | 0:17:52 | |
# That came at my call | 0:17:52 | 0:17:58 | |
# Give me them with the peace of mind | 0:17:58 | 0:18:05 | |
# Dearer than all | 0:18:05 | 0:18:10 | |
# Home, home | 0:18:11 | 0:18:17 | |
# Sweet, sweet home | 0:18:17 | 0:18:23 | |
# There's no place like home | 0:18:25 | 0:18:30 | |
# There's no place | 0:18:30 | 0:18:36 | |
# Like home. # | 0:18:36 | 0:18:42 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
In a manic miscellany | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
of multifaceted mountebankery | 0:19:13 | 0:19:18 | |
and ebullient buffoonery... | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
Mr Billy Dainty. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
CHEERING | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
JAUNTY MUSIC | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
MUSIC STOPS, CLAPPING CONTINUES | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
In the street of a thousand lanterns | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
By the sign of the swinging till | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
There's a barmaid known as Nelly And her sister, Cockeyed Lil. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Oh, take me back to the frozen north | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Where the men are glad to look on | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
And the only thing you get when you dance | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
Is frostbite on the Yukon. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
I would like to do something perhaps unprecedented for you tonight, | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
I'd like to sing. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:15 | |
AUDIENCE: Oh. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
What do you mean, oh, oh, oh? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
Where did you get this lot from? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
Well, you can get another lot in, I tell you, | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
I've gone off them for a start. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
I'd like to sing for you tonight. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
A SMALL CHEER | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
as I say, I've had at least four requests... | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
..and three of them were physically impossible to do. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
What a lovely audience now. They've warmed up, they've warmed up! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
-DRUMBEAT -What was that | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
Somebody keeps coming on here. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
DRUMBEAT | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
Well, we've only rehearsed all day, he's very new. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take you back | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
a few years to the pop singer of grandma's day. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:26 | |
You know, he was always a baritone. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
MUSIC BEGINS | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
# Boots, boots, boots, boots | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
# Marching up and down | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
# Boots, boots, boots, boots | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
# Tramping along again | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
# Boots, boots, boots, boots | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
# And they're off to Africa | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
# Believe in the war | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
# Boots, boots, boots, boots | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
# Marching up and down again | 0:22:09 | 0:22:10 | |
# Boots, boots, boots, boots | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
# Tramping down the road again | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
# Boots, boots, boots, boots | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
# And they're all to Timothy Whites for sure | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
# Believe in the war. # | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Boots! | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
CHEERING | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
It's very dangerous throwing things like that, you know. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
It could have hit me on the head. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
I could have grown up silly. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
What a good job I never sing The Fishermen Of England. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
They've gone off the boil over there, they've gone, they've gone. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
Here we are, Wally, take those back. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
That's tuppence on the rates. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
I'd like to come a little farther along | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
to the pop singer who really made the girls swoon, | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
the musical comedy star. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
Now, of course he was always a handsome, | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
very dashing and a very virile tenor. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
MUSIC BEGINS | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
# Drink! Drink! Drink! | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
# To eyes that are bright as stars that are shining on me | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
# Drink! Drink! Drink! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
# To lips that are red and sweet as the fruit on the tree | 0:23:42 | 0:23:47 | |
# Here's a hope that those bright eyes will shine | 0:23:47 | 0:23:53 | |
# Lovingly, longingly | 0:23:53 | 0:24:00 | |
# Soon into mine | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
# Well, drink! Drink! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:16 | |
# Let the toast start | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
# May young love never part | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
# Drink! Drink! Drink! | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
# Let every true lover salute his sweetheart | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:30 | 0:24:33 | |
# Here's a hope that those bright eyes will shine | 0:24:50 | 0:24:56 | |
# Lovingly | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
# Longingly... | 0:25:00 | 0:25:04 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
# Let the toast start | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
# May young love never part | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
# Drink! Drink! Drink! | 0:25:26 | 0:25:29 | |
HE SLURS | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Come on, everybody. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
Thank you. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Thank you. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
Thank you. Please, please, please. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
You might regret it at the end. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Now... | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
we come right up-to-date with a singer perhaps you know so well. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
He won the finals in the wirework and social at the | 0:25:57 | 0:26:01 | |
British Legion Club, | 0:26:01 | 0:26:03 | |
Eddie Cruikshanks, comedian. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
MUSIC STARTS | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
# No, I've never, never, never | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
# I've never seen a straight banana | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
# I looked around all over town | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
# I've seen bananas standing up I've seen them lying down | 0:26:21 | 0:26:24 | |
# I've tried very hard to find one | 0:26:24 | 0:26:25 | |
# I've been to Jamaica and Havana | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
# I've never, never, never | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
# I've never seen a straight banana | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
All together now! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:32 | |
# I've never, never, never | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
# I've never seen a straight banana | 0:26:43 | 0:26:44 | |
# Doodle-oodle-doo-doo Doodle-oodle-doo-doo | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
# Doodle-oodle-doo-doo Bing bong. # | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
The acme, the epitome, the zenith | 0:27:07 | 0:27:11 | |
of exotic Oriental esotericism... | 0:27:11 | 0:27:16 | |
Chinese tricks. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Chey-Fu-Dey! | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
CHEERING | 0:27:24 | 0:27:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:43 | 0:30:45 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:57 | 0:30:59 | |
Reverberant resonances | 0:31:18 | 0:31:22 | |
in a reminiscent rendition of mellifluous Jolson | 0:31:22 | 0:31:28 | |
melodies, Mr Vince Hill! | 0:31:28 | 0:31:32 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:31:32 | 0:31:34 | |
# Rock-a-bye your baby | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
# With a Dixie melody | 0:31:45 | 0:31:48 | |
# When you croon | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
# Croon a tune | 0:31:52 | 0:31:54 | |
# From the heart of Dixie | 0:31:54 | 0:31:58 | |
# Just hang that cradle, mammy mine | 0:31:58 | 0:32:02 | |
# Right on that Mason-Dixon Line | 0:32:02 | 0:32:07 | |
# And swing it from Virginia | 0:32:07 | 0:32:11 | |
# To Tennessee with all the soul that's in ya! | 0:32:11 | 0:32:15 | |
# Go to the east, go to the west | 0:32:15 | 0:32:19 | |
# Some day you'll come | 0:32:19 | 0:32:23 | |
# Weary at heart | 0:32:23 | 0:32:25 | |
# Back where you started from. # | 0:32:25 | 0:32:31 | |
# I've been away from you a long time | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
# Some day I know I'll love you so | 0:32:34 | 0:32:38 | |
# My love is real | 0:32:38 | 0:32:39 | |
# Somehow I feel | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
# Near you I long to be | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
# Oh, Swanee | 0:32:44 | 0:32:46 | |
# How I love you, how I love you | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
# My dear old Swanee | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
# I'd give the world to be | 0:32:51 | 0:32:54 | |
# Among the folks in D-I-X-I- Even though my mammy's | 0:32:54 | 0:33:00 | |
# Waiting for me, praying for me | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
# Down by the Swanee | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
# The folks up north will see me no more | 0:33:05 | 0:33:09 | |
# When I get to that Swanee shore | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
# Swanee, Swanee | 0:33:12 | 0:33:15 | |
# I'm coming back to Swanee | 0:33:15 | 0:33:19 | |
# Swanee, Swanee. # | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
# I love the old folks at home | 0:33:22 | 0:33:27 | |
# Where happiness lies | 0:33:27 | 0:33:32 | |
# Right under your eyes | 0:33:32 | 0:33:38 | |
# Back in your old back yard. # | 0:33:38 | 0:33:46 | |
# Though April showers | 0:33:46 | 0:33:54 | |
# May come your way | 0:33:54 | 0:33:59 | |
# They bring the flowers | 0:33:59 | 0:34:03 | |
# That bloom in May | 0:34:03 | 0:34:08 | |
# So when it's raining | 0:34:08 | 0:34:12 | |
# Have no regrets | 0:34:12 | 0:34:16 | |
# Because it isn't raining rain, you know | 0:34:17 | 0:34:23 | |
# It's raining violets. # | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
# And you know you made me love you | 0:34:26 | 0:34:32 | |
# I didn't want to do it | 0:34:32 | 0:34:35 | |
# I didn't want to do it | 0:34:35 | 0:34:37 | |
# You made me want you | 0:34:37 | 0:34:42 | |
# And all the time you knew it | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
# Ah, I guess you always knew it | 0:34:44 | 0:34:47 | |
# You made me happy sometimes | 0:34:47 | 0:34:52 | |
# You made me glad | 0:34:52 | 0:34:56 | |
# But there were times, dear | 0:34:56 | 0:35:00 | |
# You made me feel so sad. # | 0:35:00 | 0:35:02 | |
# Ah, something's gotta happen to me | 0:35:02 | 0:35:04 | |
# Goodbye, Tootsie, goodbye | 0:35:04 | 0:35:08 | |
# Toot, toot, Tootsie, don't cry | 0:35:08 | 0:35:11 | |
# Watch for the mail | 0:35:11 | 0:35:12 | |
# I'll never fail | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
# If you don't get a letter then you'll know I'm in jail | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
# Oh-ho-ho, toot, toot, Tootsie, goodbye | 0:35:17 | 0:35:21 | |
# Toot, toot, Tootsie, don't cry. # | 0:35:21 | 0:35:24 | |
# And California, here I come That's it! | 0:35:24 | 0:35:28 | |
# Right back where I started from | 0:35:28 | 0:35:31 | |
# Where bowers of flowers bloom in the sun | 0:35:31 | 0:35:35 | |
# Each morning at dawning Birdies sing and everything | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
# A sun-kissed miss said, "Don't be late" | 0:35:38 | 0:35:42 | |
# That's why I can hardly wait | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
# Open up that Golden Gate | 0:35:45 | 0:35:48 | |
# California | 0:35:48 | 0:35:51 | |
# California | 0:35:51 | 0:35:55 | |
# California. # | 0:35:55 | 0:35:59 | |
# I'm feeling weary at heart | 0:35:59 | 0:36:04 | |
# Got to get back where I started from | 0:36:04 | 0:36:10 | |
# To see my mammy | 0:36:13 | 0:36:18 | |
# My little mammy | 0:36:19 | 0:36:23 | |
# The sun shines east | 0:36:24 | 0:36:27 | |
# The sun shines west | 0:36:27 | 0:36:29 | |
# But I know where the sun shines best | 0:36:30 | 0:36:35 | |
# Mammy | 0:36:35 | 0:36:39 | |
# My little mammy | 0:36:39 | 0:36:45 | |
# My heartstrings are tangled around | 0:36:45 | 0:36:49 | |
# Alabammy | 0:36:49 | 0:36:55 | |
# I'm comin' | 0:36:55 | 0:36:59 | |
# Sorry if I've made you wait | 0:37:00 | 0:37:05 | |
# I'm comin' | 0:37:05 | 0:37:09 | |
# And I'm hopin' that I'm not too late | 0:37:09 | 0:37:13 | |
# To see my mammy | 0:37:13 | 0:37:19 | |
# My little mammy | 0:37:19 | 0:37:24 | |
# I'd walk a million miles | 0:37:24 | 0:37:27 | |
# For one of your smiles | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
# My mammy. # | 0:37:30 | 0:37:36 | |
# Rock-a-bye your rock-a-bye baby | 0:37:36 | 0:37:41 | |
# With a Dixie | 0:37:41 | 0:37:46 | |
# Melody. # | 0:37:46 | 0:37:57 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
Outrageously epicene exploitation | 0:38:19 | 0:38:24 | |
of idiosyncratic egocentricity! | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
AUDIENCE GASPS Who? | 0:38:27 | 0:38:30 | |
Who but Mr Larry Grayson?! | 0:38:30 | 0:38:35 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
How are you? All right? | 0:38:46 | 0:38:47 | |
Oh, the agony I'm going through! | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
If I could only lie down for a minute. How are you? | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
Are you all right? From Bridlington? | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
Hull? Hull? I thought so. You always get the common lot on this side. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
Do you know, honestly, I was just saying to the, er... | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
I hate this band. I was just saying... | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
The drummer's anybody's for a doughnut. I can tell you this... | 0:39:15 | 0:39:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:19 | 0:39:20 | |
Eh? | 0:39:20 | 0:39:21 | |
What a gay day! I tell you... | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
I've got the worms. I tell you this... | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:27 | 0:39:29 | |
I have just been... | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
Oh, hello! | 0:39:31 | 0:39:32 | |
-I have just been... -LAUGHTER | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
I've just been... Listen, you'll laugh at this, you will. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:42 | |
-MAN HECKLES -You will! | 0:39:42 | 0:39:44 | |
-I've got to! -LARRY LAUGHS | 0:39:44 | 0:39:45 | |
Seems like a nice man. Listen, listen... | 0:39:45 | 0:39:48 | |
But I tell you this, I can tell you, | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
I'm very lucky to be sitting here tonight. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
I'm very lucky because, ooh, I've been in agony. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:58 | |
I mean, you know, the weather. I mean the damp. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:00 | |
It took me five minutes to get out of bed this morning. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
And to think I used to get out of the hammock in two seconds. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:06 | |
It's the truth. Mind you, today... | 0:40:06 | 0:40:09 | |
I'm a bit brighter tonight, but what was I like this morning, Leonard? | 0:40:09 | 0:40:12 | |
I was as limp as a vicar's handshake. I was like this... | 0:40:12 | 0:40:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:40:15 | 0:40:16 | |
But, you see, recently... No, listen! | 0:40:16 | 0:40:19 | |
My hair wants washing. No, recently... | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
I had the kiss of life. Well, now, what happened... | 0:40:23 | 0:40:26 | |
Don't be so lucky, you! | 0:40:26 | 0:40:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
Look, I was sitting at home the other morning, | 0:40:30 | 0:40:33 | |
and Everard came round to see me, | 0:40:33 | 0:40:36 | |
with his friend, Michael Bonaventure. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
He came in, he said, "Are you prepared?" | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
I said, "What for?" He said... He said, "Tonight." | 0:40:41 | 0:40:45 | |
He said, "It's the grand dance," | 0:40:45 | 0:40:46 | |
he said, "tonight at the Corn Exchange. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:49 | |
"And they want you to take part in the tableau in the cabaret." | 0:40:49 | 0:40:52 | |
I said, "Everard," I said, "I haven't taken part in the tableau | 0:40:52 | 0:40:55 | |
"for a long time, you see, with, you know, me trouble." | 0:40:55 | 0:41:00 | |
But he said, "It's the Christmas dance, you must be there!" | 0:41:00 | 0:41:04 | |
So I said, well, I thought, you've got to give a little. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:07 | |
I thought, you know, put your troubles behind you. | 0:41:07 | 0:41:10 | |
You have, haven't you? Love that dress. So... | 0:41:10 | 0:41:13 | |
He said... Oh, it's got Hull all over it. But anyway... | 0:41:13 | 0:41:16 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:41:16 | 0:41:18 | |
Have you come on a trawler? Anyway... | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
So, listen... | 0:41:21 | 0:41:23 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:41:23 | 0:41:25 | |
So, listen, no, listen. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:30 | |
So, you see, they wanted me to get on the top with | 0:41:30 | 0:41:33 | |
a Union Jack and wave it, see? | 0:41:33 | 0:41:36 | |
Well, of course, I'm game for anything, as you know. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:38 | |
Well... | 0:41:38 | 0:41:39 | |
Don't tell 'em I'm six. Well... | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
Anyway, we got in the middle of the floor, you see, and it was | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
all lovely, and then I climbed up to the top to wave the banner. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:52 | |
Well, it was all very lovely, | 0:41:53 | 0:41:55 | |
and then I think someone must have coughed. | 0:41:55 | 0:41:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:41:58 | 0:42:00 | |
Cos the next thing I remember... | 0:42:04 | 0:42:06 | |
..I was under the lot of them. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
I felt a hand in me pocket, | 0:42:10 | 0:42:11 | |
I thought somebody was after me loose change, and I was... | 0:42:11 | 0:42:15 | |
And I lost me dickie, but I was... | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
And I haven't really been right since. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:21 | |
You know, I haven't been right at all. And I went... | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
-AUDIENCE: Aww...! -No, don't, please, no, you mustn't. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:27 | |
Oh, you're a policeman over there! | 0:42:27 | 0:42:28 | |
Did you know Crippen? Well, I tell you what... | 0:42:28 | 0:42:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
I was going to do a little song here | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
entitled Come Back To Sorrento And We'll Go Straight On To Bradford, | 0:42:35 | 0:42:38 | |
but what I'm going to do... | 0:42:38 | 0:42:40 | |
It's a love song, this, it's a love... | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
The heat from that candle! | 0:42:43 | 0:42:44 | |
I'm going to... Love your hat. | 0:42:44 | 0:42:46 | |
Is it a dove, or...? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:49 | |
Is it? A bird of paradise? Lovely. Is that your husband? | 0:42:50 | 0:42:54 | |
Soon to be. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:55 | |
Oh, how lovely, oh, soon to be! Lovely, in the new year? | 0:42:55 | 0:43:00 | |
In April, oh, how lovely. | 0:43:00 | 0:43:02 | |
I could almost cry. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:43:04 | 0:43:06 | |
Did you know Mary Pickford very well? | 0:43:09 | 0:43:11 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:43:11 | 0:43:13 | |
# Lovers, sitting, looking shy | 0:43:13 | 0:43:19 | |
# As lovers sometimes will | 0:43:19 | 0:43:24 | |
# Waiting for that hour of bliss | 0:43:25 | 0:43:31 | |
# When all the house was still | 0:43:31 | 0:43:35 | |
# Then her mama went out | 0:43:37 | 0:43:41 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee | 0:43:41 | 0:43:45 | |
# Then her papa went out | 0:43:45 | 0:43:49 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee | 0:43:49 | 0:43:53 | |
# There they were on their own | 0:43:53 | 0:43:56 | |
# The two of them all alone | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
# Waiting to be, longing to be | 0:43:59 | 0:44:03 | |
# Hoping to be alone | 0:44:03 | 0:44:07 | |
# Nobody else about | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee | 0:44:10 | 0:44:14 | |
# Then his cigar went out | 0:44:14 | 0:44:18 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee | 0:44:18 | 0:44:22 | |
# Even the fire went out | 0:44:22 | 0:44:26 | |
# But when the lights went out | 0:44:26 | 0:44:29 | |
# La-da-da | 0:44:31 | 0:44:34 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da | 0:44:34 | 0:44:36 | |
# Dee-da, da-dee. # | 0:44:36 | 0:44:41 | |
OK, what we'll do, Bernard, | 0:44:41 | 0:44:42 | |
as it's the last time we shall have a chance to sing Dee-Da, Dee-Da | 0:44:42 | 0:44:46 | |
in 1977 before we go into 1978, | 0:44:46 | 0:44:47 | |
I think we ought to do it just once more. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:50 | |
Would you like to do it once more again? | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
-Do you think so, Leonard? -Oh, I'm sure. | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
Would you like to do it up there? Would you like to do it? You would? | 0:44:54 | 0:44:58 | |
Well, we're going to do it anyway, so please yourselves! | 0:45:00 | 0:45:03 | |
# Then her mama went out | 0:45:06 | 0:45:10 | |
AUDIENCE: # Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee | 0:45:10 | 0:45:14 | |
# Then her papa, he went out | 0:45:14 | 0:45:17 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee | 0:45:17 | 0:45:22 | |
# There they were on their own | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
# The two of 'em all alone | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
# They were waiting to be, hoping to be | 0:45:28 | 0:45:32 | |
# Longing to be alone | 0:45:32 | 0:45:36 | |
# Nobody else about | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee | 0:45:39 | 0:45:43 | |
# Then his cigar went out | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee | 0:45:46 | 0:45:51 | |
# Even the fire went out | 0:45:51 | 0:45:54 | |
# But when the lights went out... # | 0:45:55 | 0:45:59 | |
Breath. | 0:45:59 | 0:46:00 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da | 0:46:02 | 0:46:05 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da | 0:46:05 | 0:46:07 | |
# Dee-da, da-dee! # | 0:46:07 | 0:46:13 | |
-APPLAUSE -# Even the fire went out | 0:46:13 | 0:46:16 | |
# But when the lights went out | 0:46:16 | 0:46:20 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da | 0:46:20 | 0:46:23 | |
# Dee-da, dee-da | 0:46:23 | 0:46:26 | |
# Dee-da, da-dee! # | 0:46:26 | 0:46:31 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:46:32 | 0:46:34 | |
To usher in the new year, | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
the Players Theatre, the entire company, | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
Mr Bernard Herrmann, the entire and incomparable orchestra...! | 0:46:48 | 0:46:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:46:53 | 0:46:56 | |
But this time, chiefly, yourselves! | 0:46:56 | 0:47:02 | |
# Beer, beer, glorious beer | 0:47:08 | 0:47:11 | |
# Fill yourselves right up to here | 0:47:11 | 0:47:14 | |
# Drink a good deal of it Make a good meal of it | 0:47:14 | 0:47:17 | |
# Stick to your old-fashioned beer | 0:47:17 | 0:47:21 | |
# Don't be afraid of it Drink till you're made of it | 0:47:21 | 0:47:24 | |
# Now, all together, a cheer Hooray! | 0:47:24 | 0:47:27 | |
# Up with the sale of it Down with a pail of it | 0:47:27 | 0:47:31 | |
# Glorious, glorious beer | 0:47:31 | 0:47:34 | |
# Bella is the barmaid, ah-ha-ha | 0:47:34 | 0:47:38 | |
# Bella is the barmaid at the Rising Star... # | 0:47:38 | 0:47:41 | |
'Ere! Before I pull another pint, you gentlemen haven't paid! | 0:47:41 | 0:47:45 | |
# Oh, Bella is the bar-bar-bar-barmaid | 0:47:45 | 0:47:49 | |
# Bella is the barmaid, ah-ha-ha | 0:47:49 | 0:47:53 | |
# Bella is the barmaid at the Rising Star... # | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
Now all fill up your glasses but remember what I say! | 0:47:56 | 0:48:00 | |
# Bella is the bar-bar-bar-barmaid! # | 0:48:00 | 0:48:04 | |
MUSIC COVERS CHATTER | 0:48:04 | 0:48:06 | |
Come and give us a good song! | 0:48:06 | 0:48:08 | |
All right, if you say so, OK. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:09 | |
# I saw the old homestead and faces I love | 0:48:13 | 0:48:19 | |
# I saw England's valleys and dells And dells | 0:48:19 | 0:48:25 | |
# And I listened with joy As I did when a boy | 0:48:25 | 0:48:30 | |
# To the sound of the old village bells | 0:48:30 | 0:48:36 | |
# The log was burning brightly | 0:48:36 | 0:48:41 | |
# 'Twas a light that would banish all sin | 0:48:41 | 0:48:46 | |
# For the bells were ringing the old year out | 0:48:46 | 0:48:51 | |
# And the new year in | 0:48:51 | 0:48:57 | |
# The log was burning brightly | 0:48:57 | 0:49:02 | |
# 'Twas a night that would banish all sin | 0:49:02 | 0:49:07 | |
# For the bells were ringing the old year out | 0:49:07 | 0:49:12 | |
# And the new year in! # | 0:49:12 | 0:49:19 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:49:19 | 0:49:21 | |
ONSTAGE LAUGHTER AND CHATTER | 0:49:24 | 0:49:26 | |
# Matilda Buggins is the name | 0:49:32 | 0:49:35 | |
# Of the girl I did admire | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
# When first I set my eyes on her | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
# She set my heart on fire | 0:49:39 | 0:49:42 | |
# I used to go and see her | 0:49:42 | 0:49:44 | |
# Every evening for a spoon | 0:49:44 | 0:49:46 | |
# And spend my wages on her On a Saturday afternoon | 0:49:46 | 0:49:50 | |
# But, oh, alas, alack a day | 0:49:53 | 0:49:55 | |
# It was an evil hour | 0:49:55 | 0:49:57 | |
# I took her to the music hall | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
# To get away from the shower | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
# She never looked at the stage at all | 0:50:02 | 0:50:04 | |
# To me it seemed so rum | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
# She never took her eyes away | 0:50:06 | 0:50:09 | |
# From the fella what played the drum | 0:50:09 | 0:50:13 | |
# She wouldn't go into the balcony | 0:50:13 | 0:50:16 | |
# Or into the circle stall | 0:50:16 | 0:50:18 | |
# She wouldn't go into the gallery | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
# For fear that she would fall | 0:50:20 | 0:50:22 | |
# She wouldn't go into the boxes | 0:50:22 | 0:50:24 | |
# It made her feel so glum | 0:50:24 | 0:50:25 | |
# She wanted to sit in the front of the pit | 0:50:25 | 0:50:27 | |
# With the fella who played the drum! | 0:50:27 | 0:50:29 | |
# But soon she learned the dreadful news | 0:50:31 | 0:50:33 | |
# That he had got a wife | 0:50:33 | 0:50:34 | |
# It near...! | 0:50:34 | 0:50:36 | |
# It nearly knocked the stuffing Out of poor Matilda's life | 0:50:37 | 0:50:42 | |
# She tried her tricks on me again | 0:50:43 | 0:50:46 | |
# No sympathy I had | 0:50:46 | 0:50:47 | |
# And the latest news concerning her | 0:50:47 | 0:50:50 | |
# Is that she is going mad! # | 0:50:50 | 0:50:52 | |
MATILDA AND THE CAST SHRIEK | 0:50:52 | 0:50:54 | |
# Well, the Army of Salvation | 0:50:56 | 0:50:58 | |
# She has joined to ease her mind | 0:50:58 | 0:51:00 | |
# And with her tambourine in hand | 0:51:00 | 0:51:02 | |
# Matilda you can find | 0:51:02 | 0:51:05 | |
-# She shouts out... -Hallelujah! | 0:51:05 | 0:51:07 | |
# There's a glorious time to come | 0:51:07 | 0:51:10 | |
# So come and join the mighty throng | 0:51:10 | 0:51:12 | |
# And my fella who plays the drum! | 0:51:12 | 0:51:15 | |
HE THUMPS THE DRUM | 0:51:15 | 0:51:18 | |
# I wouldn't go into the balcony | 0:51:19 | 0:51:21 | |
# I wouldn't go into the stall | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
# I wouldn't go into the gallery | 0:51:23 | 0:51:25 | |
# For fear that I should fall | 0:51:25 | 0:51:27 | |
# I wouldn't go into the boxes | 0:51:27 | 0:51:29 | |
# They made me feel so glum | 0:51:29 | 0:51:30 | |
# I wanted to sit in the front of the pit | 0:51:30 | 0:51:32 | |
# With my fella who plays the drum | 0:51:32 | 0:51:34 | |
# She wouldn't go into the balcony | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
# Or into the central stall | 0:51:36 | 0:51:38 | |
# She wouldn't go into the gallery | 0:51:38 | 0:51:40 | |
# For fear that she should fall | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
# She wouldn't go into the boxes | 0:51:42 | 0:51:44 | |
# They made her feel so glum | 0:51:44 | 0:51:45 | |
# She wanted to sit in the front of the pit | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
# With the fella who plays the drum | 0:51:47 | 0:51:49 | |
# She wanted to sit | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
# In the front of the pit | 0:51:51 | 0:51:53 | |
# With the fella who plays the drum! # | 0:51:53 | 0:51:59 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:51:59 | 0:52:01 | |
Ooh, that's a nifty titfer you've got there! | 0:52:10 | 0:52:13 | |
Where did that come from? | 0:52:13 | 0:52:14 | |
I'm very glad you asked me that. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:16 | |
# Now, how I came to get this hat Is very strange and funny | 0:52:16 | 0:52:21 | |
# Grandfather died and left to me His property and money | 0:52:21 | 0:52:25 | |
# And when the will it was read out They told me straight and flat | 0:52:25 | 0:52:29 | |
# If I would have his money I must always wear his hat | 0:52:29 | 0:52:33 | |
# And now everywhere I go | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
# People shout out... | 0:52:36 | 0:52:37 | |
# Where did you get that hat? | 0:52:37 | 0:52:39 | |
# Where did you get that tile? | 0:52:39 | 0:52:41 | |
# Oh, isn't it a nobby one | 0:52:41 | 0:52:42 | |
# And just the proper style? | 0:52:42 | 0:52:44 | |
# I should like to have one | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
# Just the same as that | 0:52:46 | 0:52:47 | |
# Where e'er I go, they shout hello Where did you get that hat? # | 0:52:47 | 0:52:51 | |
You know, everywhere I go people laugh at me and my hat! | 0:52:52 | 0:52:56 | |
Yeah, they do. I don't know why. | 0:52:56 | 0:52:57 | |
It's a beautiful hat and that, a beautiful piece of material. | 0:52:57 | 0:53:00 | |
Feel that, Norman, feel it. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:02 | |
It's felt. | 0:53:02 | 0:53:03 | |
# Grandfather served with Nelson Upon the briny sea | 0:53:05 | 0:53:09 | |
# And braced upon the quarterdeck There were none so brave as he | 0:53:09 | 0:53:13 | |
# When Nelson got his fatal wound And on the deck did swoon | 0:53:13 | 0:53:18 | |
# Instead of kissing Hardy He began to croon this tune! | 0:53:18 | 0:53:22 | |
# Where did you get that hat? | 0:53:22 | 0:53:24 | |
# Where did you get that tile? | 0:53:24 | 0:53:25 | |
# Oh, isn't it a nobby one | 0:53:25 | 0:53:27 | |
# And just the proper style? | 0:53:27 | 0:53:29 | |
# I should like to have one | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
# Just the same as that | 0:53:31 | 0:53:32 | |
# Where e'er I go, they shout hello Where did you get that hat? | 0:53:32 | 0:53:36 | |
# La-di-da... # | 0:53:36 | 0:53:37 | |
ONSTAGE CHATTERING | 0:53:37 | 0:53:39 | |
Now, following in Father's footsteps, | 0:53:42 | 0:53:45 | |
I got married just last week. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
# And naturally I wore this hat | 0:53:47 | 0:53:50 | |
# Tradition so to keep | 0:53:50 | 0:53:52 | |
# But halfway through the service | 0:53:52 | 0:53:54 | |
# When I came to say, "I do" | 0:53:54 | 0:53:56 | |
# The vicar said, "But first There is one thing I'll ask of you" | 0:53:56 | 0:54:00 | |
# Where did you get that hat? | 0:54:00 | 0:54:02 | |
# Where did you get that tile? | 0:54:02 | 0:54:04 | |
# Oh, isn't it a nobby one | 0:54:04 | 0:54:06 | |
# And just the proper style? | 0:54:06 | 0:54:07 | |
# I should like to have one | 0:54:07 | 0:54:09 | |
# Just the same as that | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
# Where e'er I go they shout hello | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
# Where did you get that hat? | 0:54:13 | 0:54:14 | |
# Oh, where did you get that hat? | 0:54:14 | 0:54:16 | |
# Where did you get that tile? | 0:54:16 | 0:54:18 | |
# Oh, isn't it a nobby one | 0:54:18 | 0:54:19 | |
# And just the proper style? | 0:54:19 | 0:54:21 | |
# I should like to have one | 0:54:21 | 0:54:23 | |
# Just the same as that | 0:54:23 | 0:54:24 | |
# Where e'er I go they shout hello | 0:54:24 | 0:54:26 | |
# Where did you get that hat? # | 0:54:26 | 0:54:31 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:54:32 | 0:54:34 | |
# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay | 0:54:37 | 0:54:38 | |
# Out for the day today | 0:54:38 | 0:54:40 | |
# Nobody cares what people think or say | 0:54:40 | 0:54:43 | |
# Our little lot's OK | 0:54:43 | 0:54:45 | |
# In our little tin-pot way | 0:54:45 | 0:54:47 | |
# Rum-tiddley-um-tum Tee-i-ee-i-ay | 0:54:47 | 0:54:50 | |
# The ladies, of us three | 0:54:50 | 0:54:51 | |
# Ooh, that's including me! | 0:54:51 | 0:54:53 | |
# We've just had a beano | 0:54:53 | 0:54:55 | |
# A grand one, well, you know! | 0:54:55 | 0:54:56 | |
# We've enjoyed it too | 0:54:56 | 0:54:58 | |
# Just as much as you | 0:54:58 | 0:55:00 | |
# What a celebration | 0:55:00 | 0:55:01 | |
# Throughout all the nation | 0:55:01 | 0:55:03 | |
# Started off a treat | 0:55:03 | 0:55:05 | |
# Crowds were in the street | 0:55:05 | 0:55:06 | |
# People stand and whisper when we're on our beat | 0:55:06 | 0:55:09 | |
# What a time we had | 0:55:09 | 0:55:11 | |
# There ain't time for sad | 0:55:11 | 0:55:13 | |
# You will hear the bells a-ringing | 0:55:13 | 0:55:16 | |
# Specially when they all start singing | 0:55:16 | 0:55:20 | |
# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
# Out for the day today | 0:55:22 | 0:55:24 | |
# Nobody cares what people think or say | 0:55:24 | 0:55:27 | |
# Our little lot's OK | 0:55:27 | 0:55:29 | |
# In our little tin-pot way | 0:55:29 | 0:55:30 | |
# Rum-tiddly-um-tum Tee-i-ee-i-ay | 0:55:30 | 0:55:33 | |
# Wahey! | 0:55:33 | 0:55:34 | |
# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay | 0:55:34 | 0:55:35 | |
# Our for the day today | 0:55:35 | 0:55:37 | |
# Nobody cares what people think or say | 0:55:37 | 0:55:40 | |
# Our little lot's OK | 0:55:40 | 0:55:42 | |
# In our little tin-pot way | 0:55:42 | 0:55:43 | |
# Rum-tiddley-um-tum Tee-i-ee-i | 0:55:43 | 0:55:45 | |
# Rum-tiddley-um-tum Tee-i-ee-i | 0:55:45 | 0:55:47 | |
# Rum-tiddley-um-tum Tee-i-ee-i-ay | 0:55:47 | 0:55:49 | |
# Hooray! # | 0:55:49 | 0:55:50 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:55:50 | 0:55:52 | |
# Land of hope and glory... # | 0:56:02 | 0:56:07 | |
We don't sing that one, not on New Year's Eve! | 0:56:07 | 0:56:10 | |
You leave him alone. Go on, have a go, mate! | 0:56:10 | 0:56:13 | |
Yeah, go on, it's lovely! | 0:56:13 | 0:56:15 | |
# Who are born of thee | 0:56:17 | 0:56:23 | |
# Wider still and wider | 0:56:23 | 0:56:28 | |
# Shall thy bounds be set | 0:56:28 | 0:56:34 | |
# God, who made thee mighty | 0:56:34 | 0:56:39 | |
# Make thee mightier yet | 0:56:39 | 0:56:45 | |
# God, who made thee mighty | 0:56:45 | 0:56:50 | |
# Make thee mightier yet | 0:56:50 | 0:56:56 | |
# Land of hope and glory | 0:56:56 | 0:57:02 | |
# Mother of the free | 0:57:02 | 0:57:07 | |
# How shall we extol thee | 0:57:07 | 0:57:12 | |
# Who are born of thee? | 0:57:12 | 0:57:18 | |
# Wider still and wider | 0:57:18 | 0:57:23 | |
# Shall thy bounds be set | 0:57:23 | 0:57:29 | |
# God, who made thee mighty | 0:57:29 | 0:57:34 | |
# Make thee mightier yet | 0:57:34 | 0:57:41 | |
# God, who made thee mighty | 0:57:41 | 0:57:48 | |
# Make thee mightier | 0:57:48 | 0:57:55 | |
# Yet. # | 0:57:55 | 0:58:01 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:58:06 | 0:58:08 | |
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot | 0:58:08 | 0:58:13 | |
# And never brought to mind? | 0:58:13 | 0:58:18 | |
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot | 0:58:18 | 0:58:23 | |
# For the sake of auld lang syne? | 0:58:23 | 0:58:28 | |
# For auld lang syne, my dear | 0:58:28 | 0:58:33 | |
# For auld lang syne | 0:58:33 | 0:58:38 | |
# We'll take a cup of kindness yet | 0:58:38 | 0:58:43 | |
# For the sake of auld lang syne | 0:58:43 | 0:58:49 | |
# For auld lang syne, my dear | 0:58:49 | 0:58:54 | |
# For auld lang syne | 0:58:54 | 0:58:59 | |
# We'll take a cup of kindness yet | 0:58:59 | 0:59:05 | |
# For the sake of auld lang syne. # | 0:59:05 | 0:59:13 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:59:13 | 0:59:16 |