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BAND PLAYS In The Twi-Twi-Twilight | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
ALL: # In the twi-twi-twilight | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
# Out in the beautiful twilight | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
# They all go out for a walk, walk, walk | 0:00:16 | 0:00:20 | |
# A quiet spoon and a talk, talk, talk | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
# That's the time they long for | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
# Just before the night | 0:00:28 | 0:00:32 | |
# And many a grand little wedding is planned | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
# In the twi-twilight! # | 0:00:35 | 0:00:41 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
BAND PLAYS FANFARE | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
Once again... | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
..good evening, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:12 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
irreplaceably unique, | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
the nonpareil Players' Theatre! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:23 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
BAND PLAYS All Hands On Deck | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
# All hands on deck, there's a pretty little girl in sight | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
# All hands on deck, oh, she does look all right | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
# What do we care if the ship becomes a wreck? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
# Oh, we haven't seen a girl for 18 months | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
# All hands on deck! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
# Oh, we haven't seen a girl for 18 months | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
# All hands on deck! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
# All the nice girls love a sailor | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
# All the nice girls love a tar | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
# Oh, there's something about a sailor | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
# Well, you know what sailors are! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
# Bright and breezy, free and easy | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
# He's the ladies' pride and joy | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
# Falls in love with Kate and Jane | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
# Then he's off to sea again | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
# Ship ahoy! Ship ahoy! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
# Oh! Jack! You are a handy man | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
# Whether on sea or on shore | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
# Whether in love or in war | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
# You're all right | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
# Beat us, nobody can | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
# That's why they call us Jack the handy man | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
# Oh! We're all right | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
THEY WHISTLE THE TUNE | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
# That's why they call us Jack the handy man | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
# Sons of the sea | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
# Sailing the ocean | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
# They can build their ships, my lad | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
# But you can't beat the boys of the bulldog breed | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
# Sons of the sea | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
# Sailing the ocean | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
# They can build their ships, my lads | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
# But they can't beat the boys of the bulldog breed | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
# Bobbing up and down like this! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
# Rule, Britannia! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
# Britannia, rule the waves | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
# Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. # | 0:03:37 | 0:03:45 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, from Italy... | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
implementing implausible... | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
..immaculacy... | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Ooh! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
..with magniloquent... | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
..magniloquent... I forgot the U. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
It's because of this non-U audience. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
..magniloquent... | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
munificence... | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
that tornadic - or "tor-nay-dic" - operatic tenor... | 0:04:26 | 0:04:32 | |
Signor Gino Donati! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
# M'appari | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
# Tult' amor | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
# Il mio sguardo | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
# L'incontro | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
# Bella si | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
# Che il mio cor | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
# Ansioso a lei volo | 0:05:12 | 0:05:18 | |
# Mi feri | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
# M'invaghi | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
# Quell'angelica belta | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
# Sculta in cor | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
# Dall'amor | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
# Cancellarsi non potra | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
# Il pensier | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
# Di poter | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
# Palpitar... # | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Well, what happen?! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
Can't you see I am singing? Can't you see I am singing? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
Excuse me, sir. I have technical difficulties... | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
a broken cable, and now everything is frozen up. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
-Everything is frozen up? -Yes. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
I think you made a mistake in coming here. This is a smart room. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
This is the very last thing what I ask of you. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
-You go back to your business... -Offstage. -..whatever to do. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-Keep your hands there. -Here? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Ma guarda un po cosa vi succede! Che maleducato! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
Suppose we meet some day in a swimming pool for these experiments? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
-No, no, we must do it here. -Do it here. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Doveva capitarmi una cosa... | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Push the left. Push the right. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Push. Push. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
-Let's go to the right. -I don't fool around with politics here. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
Allez-oop! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
-Arrivederci. -Arrivederci. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Impossible to play the serious music! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
I would like to conclude this recital with a very serious performance | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
which I think no other tenor has done before. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
I will sing for you the famous Italian romance | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Non Ti Scordar Di Me, La Vita Mia Legata A Te, | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
which means in English | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
"Mama... | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
"Mama, you work so hard all your life for me. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
"Now that you are old you can work for yourself." | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
Maestro, prego. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
BAND PLAYS | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
# Partirono le rondini dal mio | 0:08:02 | 0:08:07 | |
# Paese freddo e senza sole | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
# Cercando primavere di viole | 0:08:13 | 0:08:20 | |
# Nidi d'amore e di felicita | 0:08:20 | 0:08:27 | |
# La mia vita rondine parte | 0:08:27 | 0:08:34 | |
# Senza lasciarmi un bacio | 0:08:34 | 0:08:40 | |
# Senza un addio parte | 0:08:40 | 0:08:45 | |
# Be careful! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
# Non ti scordar di me | 0:08:48 | 0:08:55 | |
# La vita mia legata a te | 0:08:55 | 0:09:02 | |
# Io t'amo sempre piu | 0:09:02 | 0:09:09 | |
# Nel sogno mio rimani tu | 0:09:09 | 0:09:15 | |
# Non ti scordar di me... # | 0:09:15 | 0:09:20 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
# La vita mia legata a te | 0:09:21 | 0:09:28 | |
# C'e sempre un nid... | 0:09:28 | 0:09:35 | |
# ..del mio cor per te | 0:09:35 | 0:09:41 | |
# Non ti scordar di me. # | 0:09:41 | 0:09:49 | |
CHEERING | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
CHEERING CONTINUES | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Versatility... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
volatility... | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Ooh! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:17 | |
..virtuosity. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Oh! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:20 | |
Who but the one and only | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Miss Beryl Reid? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
# Who were you with last night? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
# Who were you with last night? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
# It wasn't your sister, it wasn't your ma | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
# Ha ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
# Who were you with last night | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
# Out in the pale moonlight? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
# Are you gonna tell your missus when you get home | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
# Who you were with last night? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
# Are you gonna tell your missus when you get home | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
# Who you were with last night? # | 0:11:09 | 0:11:16 | |
CHEERING | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
Ah! I'm going to... | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
It's a very cheeky question, really, isn't it, | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
"Who were you with last night?"? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
Could get you into trouble! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Mind you, I'm not much of a judge about men, | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
because I haven't had many chaps in my life. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Awww! -No, honestly! No, no! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
I can be honest with you now. My whole life, I've had three fellas. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:44 | |
No, no! No, I tell a lie. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
I've had 82. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
Yeah, I forgot that weekend at Batley. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
But we were... Harold and I... I've gone off the subject. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Harold and I were in the public park. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
We were the only couple there, I think. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
And we were on the verge. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
Well, it's more comfortable than that wooden bench. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
And he grabbed hold of me and he said, | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
"Beryl, where do we go from here?" | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
"Nowhere," I said, removing his hands. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
"You've reached the three-mile limit." | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
I thought, "Well, there must be something better for me | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
"than Harold and the recreation ground," | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
and next morning, when I was reading the Tory Times, there it was. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:33 | |
There was an advertisement that said, | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
"Wanted - parlourmaid with breeding. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
"Apply Gaylord Havisham, | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
"The Grange, Turnham Green." | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Well, it was marvellous! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
It could have been aimed at me, the breeding bit, you know. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Cos I speak two languages. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
I'm what you could call bifocal. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
And so I applied for the job personally, | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
and I was ushered in, and there was Gaylord Havisham. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Oh, he was wonderful! He was loaded with culture. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:07 | |
Mostly physical... | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
..I'm glad to say. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
And, erm, he said, "How would you like to be | 0:13:12 | 0:13:17 | |
"the mistress of this house?" | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
I said, "How dare you?!" | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
Well, I thought that was something between a master | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
and a mattress, you see. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
"No, you've mistaken me. I want you to be my wife. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
"If I kiss you, will you reciprocate?" | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Well, I hadn't got me dictionary with me, you see, so I... | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
Well, I got carried away then, and I couldn't help but accept, | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
and of course there was only one thing left for him to say. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
And, being a perfect gentleman, he said it so beautifully. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:54 | |
PIANO PLAYS | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
# I'll be your sweetheart | 0:13:55 | 0:14:00 | |
# If you will be mine | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
# All my life | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
# I'll be your valentine | 0:14:08 | 0:14:13 | |
# Bluebells are gathered | 0:14:13 | 0:14:18 | |
# Take them and be true | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
# Now I'm a man, my plan | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
# Is just to marry you | 0:14:26 | 0:14:31 | |
# Bluebells are gathered | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
# Take them and be mine | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
# All my life | 0:14:39 | 0:14:44 | |
# I'll be your valentine | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
# Bluebells are gathered | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
# Take them and be true | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
# Now I'm a man, my plan | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
# Is just to marry you | 0:15:01 | 0:15:06 | |
# Now I'm a man, my plan | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
# Is just to marry you. # | 0:15:10 | 0:15:16 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
Peregrinatory... | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
..from Prague. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
A celeritous septuplicity | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
Ooh! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:44 | |
..of circumrotatory... | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
-Oh! -..revolutionists. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
Seven trick cyclists. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
the Valla Bertini! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
BAND PLAYS | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
MUSIC ENDS | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
Coruscating... | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
cosmopolitan... | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
exoticism.... | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:19:15 | 0:19:16 | |
..incarnate. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
Ooh! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
All the way from 'Uddersfield. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Your own, your very, very own... | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
Roy Castle! | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
BAND PLAYS: On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
MUSIC ENDS | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Beautiful. We all came off together. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
-Good evening. -Good evening! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
-Good evening. -Good evening! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
Let's get it all together. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
By the way, the pronunciation is Roy "Cassle". | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Cassle! | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Thank you, sir. PIANO PLAYS | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
# Just as the song begins | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
# You speak | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
# And I hear violins | 0:20:10 | 0:20:16 | |
# It's magic | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
# Oh!... # | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
Way ahead of his time, this lad. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
# It's magic... # | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
-This is different, isn't it? AUDIENCE: -Yes! | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
It's worse, but it's different. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
# It's magic | 0:20:36 | 0:20:37 | |
# Ta-la la-la la-la la-la | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
# Taddle-addle-addle-um | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
# Oh, yes | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
# Hear me talking to you | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
# Magic | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
# Huh-huh-hum | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
# It's magic | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
PIANO CONTINUES | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
What was the old thing we used to do? | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
# It's magic Oh, yes | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
# It's magic | 0:21:02 | 0:21:03 | |
# It's tragic... # | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
That book's going back in the morning, I'll tell you that now. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:14 | |
# It's magic | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
# Taddle-addle-addle-um | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
# Daddle-daddle-daddle-um | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
# Daddle-daddle-daddle-um... # | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
This one? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
-AUDIENCE: -No! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
Yes! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
ROY LAUGHS | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
All right for you, you know where to put your pipe! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
This one? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
Yes! No! | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
What's the betting? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 | |
# It's magic | 0:21:42 | 0:21:43 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
-Yes! -# It's magic | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
Yeah! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
I should have finished on that. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
# The stars desert the skies | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
# And come to nestle in your eyes | 0:21:57 | 0:22:00 | |
# It's magic | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
# Oh-ho ho-ho ho-ho ho | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
# Mm-hm-hm | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
# Just take one handkerchief | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
# One handkerchief... # | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
HE WHISTLES LIKE A BIRD | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
# One handkerchief | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
# Tie it in a knot | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
# Tie it in a knot | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
# And then beyond belief | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
# The knot suddenly... | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
# ..is not... # | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Forget it, forget it. Forget it. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Too late, too late. That was too quick for you, wasn't it? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Yes! | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
OK. Action replay. Slow motion. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
HE SINGS UNINTELLIGIBLY IN A DEEP, SLOW VOICE | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
Thank you. Thank you. Perfectly normal handkerchief. Look at that. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:17 | |
PIANO PLAYS | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
# As we walk hand in hand | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
# The world becomes a wonderland... # | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
It's magic. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
# Hear me talking to ya | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
# Magic... # | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
HE WHISTLES LIKE A BIRD | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
I've got you this time. | 0:23:34 | 0:23:35 | |
# Oh... # | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
APPLAUSE No, no, no, no! No! No! | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
Don't applaud, you'll cause a draught. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
# Why do I tell myself | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
# Ooh-hoo-hoo... # | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Somebody get in touch with Leeds United, quick. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
# These things that happen are all really true?... # | 0:23:54 | 0:24:00 | |
You have a go. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
# The magic... # | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
This time, this time! | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
# The magic | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
# The magic... # | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
Yeah! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Thank you. Thank you. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. | 0:24:19 | 0:24:21 | |
Thank you very much indeed. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
It's a famous double act, Roy Castle and Harold Dyte. Now then... | 0:24:23 | 0:24:28 | |
Fine fellow, fine fellow. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
Now then, for my next trick, I need a volunteer, preferably a gentleman. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
Anyone at all, I have no stooges. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Any gentleman. Do you want to have a go? Anybody close. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Would you like to try? It's just a trick. It's all right. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
I won't hurt you. There'll be no problems. I'm not big enough. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
Right. Listen, I tell you what, we'll use his chair. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
Then he'll know that there's no fix. All right? Yeah, that's it. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
That's it. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:54 | |
You're not going to take that long about it, are you? Right, here we go. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
Come on, up here. Come on, up here. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Now then... CHUCKLES | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
-How do you do? -Very nice to see you. Don't sit down yet, | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
we want the chair over the trapdoor. Hang on. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
Right, you can sit down now. You just sit down there, there's a good lad. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
-All right? Now... -Fine, fine. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:15 | |
-You hadn't bargained for this, had you? -No! | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
Have you got the trick there? Good lad. That's it. That's it. Lovely. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
Don't let him see the milk. He's got a dark suit on. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
I'll just have a quick look at the instructions first. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
I got it wrong last night. There we go now. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
"First of all, pour milk into tumbler." Right. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
HE WHISTLES CIRCUS MUSIC | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
There's plenty, thank you. That'll do. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Right. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
"Cover tumbler with card." | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Right. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:45 | |
Hang on a minute. | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
"Invert the whole thing." | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
Right. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
No, wait, it means the whole thing, doesn't it, Peter? | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
CHUCKLES You're looking sweaty! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Right. Now then, hang on a minute. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:06 | |
"Place the whole thing on victim's head." | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Right, right! Now then, hang on a sec. Er, just one moment. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
This is where it normally goes wrong, this is. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
Can you keep real still here, Peter? Real still. Don't move at all, | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
whatever you do. Don't move. Keep still. Good lad. Well done indeed. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:29 | |
"On no account remove the card." | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
-Can you sing, Peter? -No. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Good lad, it won't show me up, then, will it? | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
You sing this after me. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
# Why do I tell myself | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
-SHAKILY: -# Why do I tell myself? | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
-# These things -# These things | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
-# That happen -# That happen | 0:27:02 | 0:27:05 | |
-# Are all -# Are all | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
-# Really true? -# Really true? | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
# Yapa-taka-taka huh-huh-huh! | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
# Yapa-taka-taka huh-huh-huh!... # | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
Yay! CHEERING | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
ROY LAUGHS | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
I wish it was molten lead now. | 0:27:27 | 0:27:28 | |
# When in my heart I know | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
# When in my heart I know | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
-# The magic -# The magic | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
# Is my love | 0:27:38 | 0:27:44 | |
# Is my love... # | 0:27:44 | 0:27:49 | |
CHEERING | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
Finish it off yourself. # For you. # | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
-# For you. # -Look at that. What a beautiful thing. | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
BAND PLAYS A FLOURISH | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
ROY CHEERS | 0:28:07 | 0:28:08 | |
There goes your chair. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
All right. Thank you. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
Yay! Great stuff! Come on, take a bow. | 0:28:12 | 0:28:14 | |
Come on, stand up. Take a bow. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
ROY CHEERS | 0:28:19 | 0:28:20 | |
Yeah, yeah! By golly! | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
Right, OK, now, another little surprise. | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
Now, I've been challenged to get a tune out of this, | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
so I've bunged it up that end and I'm going to have a blow down here. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:36 | |
IT MAKES A NOTE LIKE A TRUMPET | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
A LITTLE APPLAUSE No, no, no, no, I wasn't expecting... | 0:28:40 | 0:28:42 | |
The only thing is now... the problem is the tune, | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
what tune we're going to choose to play on it, that's all. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
Any suggestions? SHOUTS FROM AUDIENCE | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
Colonel Bogey? | 0:28:50 | 0:28:51 | |
Flight Of The Bumblebee? LAUGHS | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
Buzz off. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:57 | |
MORE SHOUTS | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
Three Old Ladies? LAUGHS | 0:29:01 | 0:29:03 | |
That's a pretty good one! | 0:29:07 | 0:29:08 | |
The only one we could come up with was Don't Bring Lulu. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
-Isn't that right? -That's it. -OK. You start, then every man for himself. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
A-one, two, a rip-bam-bom. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
BAND PLAYS | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
BAND PLAYS On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at | 0:29:56 | 0:29:59 | |
What you might call a right "Roy"-al flush! | 0:30:13 | 0:30:16 | |
And now... | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
from those... | 0:30:18 | 0:30:19 | |
GROANS FROM AUDIENCE | 0:30:19 | 0:30:21 | |
I've got a living to earn. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
..from those occasionally United States of America... | 0:30:23 | 0:30:28 | |
pulchritudinous in postprandial Puccini... | 0:30:28 | 0:30:34 | |
Ooh! | 0:30:34 | 0:30:35 | |
..your very warmest welcome... | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
for refulgence, for warmth... | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
for loveliness. | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
-Ahhh! -Miss Lorna Dallas! | 0:30:44 | 0:30:48 | |
CHEERING | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
BAND PLAYS O Mio Babbino Caro | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
# O mio babbino caro | 0:31:04 | 0:31:11 | |
# Mi piace, e bello bello | 0:31:11 | 0:31:20 | |
# Vo'andare in Porta Roma | 0:31:20 | 0:31:28 | |
# A comperar l'anello | 0:31:28 | 0:31:35 | |
# Si, si, ci voglio andare | 0:31:35 | 0:31:43 | |
# E se l'amassi indarno | 0:31:43 | 0:31:51 | |
# Andrei sul Ponte Vecchio | 0:31:51 | 0:31:58 | |
# Ma per buttarmi in Arno | 0:31:58 | 0:32:06 | |
# Mi struggo e mi tormento! | 0:32:06 | 0:32:14 | |
# O Dio | 0:32:14 | 0:32:22 | |
# Vorrei morir | 0:32:22 | 0:32:29 | |
# Babbo, pieta | 0:32:34 | 0:32:39 | |
# Pieta | 0:32:39 | 0:32:48 | |
# Babbo, pieta | 0:32:49 | 0:32:54 | |
# Pieta. # | 0:32:54 | 0:33:03 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:33:07 | 0:33:09 | |
CHEERING | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
BAND PLAYS Oh, Dear! What Can The Matter Be? | 0:33:16 | 0:33:19 | |
# Oh, dear, what can the matter be? | 0:33:24 | 0:33:28 | |
# Dear, dear, what can the matter be? | 0:33:28 | 0:33:32 | |
# Oh, dear, what can the matter be? | 0:33:32 | 0:33:37 | |
# Johnny's so long at the fair | 0:33:37 | 0:33:42 | |
# Where can my Johnny be? | 0:33:43 | 0:33:45 | |
# Where can my Johnny be? | 0:33:47 | 0:33:49 | |
# What can the matter be?... # | 0:33:51 | 0:33:55 | |
Oh, dear! | 0:33:55 | 0:33:56 | |
# Johnny's so long at the fair | 0:33:56 | 0:34:02 | |
# What'll I do | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
# When you are far away | 0:34:14 | 0:34:22 | |
# And I am blue? | 0:34:22 | 0:34:27 | |
# What'll I do? | 0:34:27 | 0:34:31 | |
# What'll I do | 0:34:31 | 0:34:34 | |
# When I am wondering who | 0:34:34 | 0:34:42 | |
# Is kissing you? | 0:34:42 | 0:34:46 | |
# What'll I do? | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
# What'll I do | 0:34:51 | 0:34:53 | |
# With just a photograph | 0:34:53 | 0:34:58 | |
# To tell my troubles to? | 0:34:58 | 0:35:07 | |
# When I'm alone | 0:35:07 | 0:35:11 | |
# With only dreams of you | 0:35:11 | 0:35:18 | |
# That won't come true | 0:35:18 | 0:35:23 | |
# What'll I do? # | 0:35:24 | 0:35:32 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:32 | 0:35:34 | |
# In this year of 1892 | 0:35:37 | 0:35:41 | |
# Our conventions have been thrown all askew | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
# But I know I'm out of date | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
# When I seek one mate | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
# One faithful lover true | 0:35:48 | 0:35:52 | |
# To be really in the fashion today | 0:35:52 | 0:35:56 | |
# You must have a dozen beaux in your sway | 0:35:56 | 0:36:00 | |
# But somehow I don't believe in the modern plan | 0:36:00 | 0:36:05 | |
# I want to wait for just one man | 0:36:05 | 0:36:12 | |
# It's more fun to love 'em all | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
# Kiss 'em all, short and tall | 0:36:14 | 0:36:19 | |
# I have another scheme | 0:36:19 | 0:36:24 | |
# It's my only dream | 0:36:24 | 0:36:31 | |
# One kiss, one man to save it for | 0:36:31 | 0:36:38 | |
# One love for him alone | 0:36:38 | 0:36:45 | |
# One word, one vow and nothing more | 0:36:45 | 0:36:51 | |
# To tell him I'm his own | 0:36:51 | 0:36:57 | |
# One magic night within his arms | 0:36:57 | 0:37:02 | |
# With passion's flower unfurled | 0:37:02 | 0:37:11 | |
# But I will try to love only one man | 0:37:11 | 0:37:19 | |
# And no other man... | 0:37:19 | 0:37:23 | |
# ..in the world. # | 0:37:23 | 0:37:32 | |
CHEERING | 0:37:32 | 0:37:33 | |
BAND PLAYS Oh, You Beautiful Doll | 0:37:37 | 0:37:41 | |
We are truly international tonight. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
I've just had a note and these two lovely presents to tell me | 0:37:52 | 0:37:56 | |
that in that box over there | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
there is a party which has come especially | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
all the way to see the show tonight | 0:38:01 | 0:38:04 | |
from my beloved Denmark! | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:38:07 | 0:38:09 | |
Godaften, mine damer og herre! | 0:38:16 | 0:38:20 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:38:20 | 0:38:23 | |
And for all of you, and especially for those of you from Denmark, | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
the Embankment now launches | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
Miss Beryl Reid and Mr Roy Castle! | 0:38:29 | 0:38:33 | |
BAND PLAYS I Live In Trafalgar Square | 0:38:33 | 0:38:37 | |
-I say? -Yes? -I like the suit. -Oh, do you? -Yes. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:49 | |
-I picked it up in Savile Row. -Really? | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
Sometimes I think it was hardly worth bending down for. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:55 | |
Yes, yes, I agree, I agree, I agree. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Well... | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
-BOTH: -# Today we've been busy removing | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
# And we're all of a fidgety-fidge | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
# Our last place was on the Embankment | 0:39:04 | 0:39:07 | |
# The third seat from Waterloo Bridge | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
-# But the cooking -And - oh! - the attendants | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
# Didn't happen to suit us so well | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
# So we ordered our man to back up and | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
# Look out for another hotel | 0:39:18 | 0:39:21 | |
# Well, he did, and the new place is extra, I vow | 0:39:21 | 0:39:25 | |
# Just wait till we tell ya | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
# Where we're stopping now | 0:39:27 | 0:39:31 | |
# We live in Trafalgar Square | 0:39:31 | 0:39:36 | |
# With four lions to guard us | 0:39:36 | 0:39:40 | |
# Fountains and statues all over the place | 0:39:40 | 0:39:44 | |
# And the metropole staring us right in the face | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
# We'll own it's a trifle draughty | 0:39:47 | 0:39:52 | |
# But we looks at it this way, you see | 0:39:52 | 0:39:56 | |
# If it's good enough for Nelson... # | 0:39:56 | 0:40:00 | |
BANG! | 0:40:00 | 0:40:01 | |
Oh! | 0:40:01 | 0:40:02 | |
-What a dirty bird. -Yes. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
# It's quite good enough for me! # | 0:40:06 | 0:40:11 | |
-I say, you know, Clive? -Yes? | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
If I were really rich, every year I'd spend six | 0:40:13 | 0:40:16 | |
months in New York, six months in Rome | 0:40:16 | 0:40:19 | |
and six months in Paris. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:20 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:40:20 | 0:40:22 | |
18 months in one year? | 0:40:22 | 0:40:24 | |
-Yes, wonderful what money can do, isn't it? -Yes, yes, yes. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
-Tell me, have you had your holidays yet? -Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
-Yes, yes, yes? -Took my secretary to the West Indies. -Oh, really? -Yes. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:34 | |
Jamaica? | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
Came very close, yes. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
Oh, I'm rather weary. Are you? Have a tiny sit down. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
HE YAWNS | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
Even a dainty kip-ette. Ooh! | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
# Now, the beds ain't as soft as they might be | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
# Still, the temperature's never too high | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
# And it's nice to see swells who are passing | 0:40:57 | 0:40:59 | |
# Look on with a h'envious h'eye | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
# And when we wake up in the morning | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
# Just fancy how nice it must feel | 0:41:04 | 0:41:07 | |
# To have a good walk for your breakfast | 0:41:07 | 0:41:09 | |
# And the same for your dinner and tea... | 0:41:09 | 0:41:12 | |
# There's many a duke up in Park Lane tonight | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
# Who'd relinquish his title for our appetite | 0:41:16 | 0:41:23 | |
# We live in Trafalgar Square | 0:41:23 | 0:41:27 | |
-AUDIENCE JOINS IN -# With four lions to guard us | 0:41:27 | 0:41:32 | |
# Fountains and statues all over the place | 0:41:32 | 0:41:36 | |
# And the metropole staring us right in the face | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
# We'll own it's a trifle draughty | 0:41:40 | 0:41:45 | |
# But we looks at it this way, you see | 0:41:45 | 0:41:49 | |
# If it's good enough for Nelson | 0:41:49 | 0:41:54 | |
# It's quite good enough for me | 0:41:54 | 0:41:58 | |
# If it's good enough for Nelson | 0:41:58 | 0:42:02 | |
-AUDIENCE: -# It's quite good enough for me! # | 0:42:02 | 0:42:06 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:42:06 | 0:42:09 | |
# We live in Trafalgar Square | 0:42:10 | 0:42:14 | |
# With four lions to guard us | 0:42:14 | 0:42:18 | |
# Fountains and statues all over the place | 0:42:18 | 0:42:22 | |
# And the metropole staring us right in the face | 0:42:22 | 0:42:26 | |
# We'll own it's a trifle draughty | 0:42:26 | 0:42:29 | |
# But we looks at it this way, you see | 0:42:29 | 0:42:33 | |
# If it's good enough for Nelson | 0:42:33 | 0:42:38 | |
# It's quite good enough for me | 0:42:38 | 0:42:41 | |
# If it's good enough for Nelson | 0:42:41 | 0:42:46 | |
# It's quite good enough for me! # | 0:42:46 | 0:42:52 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:42:52 | 0:42:56 | |
-And now... -AUDIENCE: -More! | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
And now, ladies and gentlemen, there's just, just time to ask | 0:43:09 | 0:43:13 | |
Miss Beryl Reid and Mr Roy Castle | 0:43:13 | 0:43:16 | |
to lead the entire company and yourselves | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
in the last chorus for tonight, Down At The Old Bull And Bush. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:22 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Beryl Reid, Mr Roy Castle, | 0:43:22 | 0:43:26 | |
the absolutely indispensible Mr Bernard Herrmann! | 0:43:26 | 0:43:31 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:43:31 | 0:43:32 | |
..and his orchestra, but this time, chiefly... | 0:43:34 | 0:43:39 | |
ALL: ..yourselves! | 0:43:39 | 0:43:41 | |
BAND STRIKES UP | 0:43:41 | 0:43:43 | |
ALL: # Come, come, come and make eyes at me | 0:43:45 | 0:43:49 | |
# Down at the old Bull and Bush | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
# Da-da-da da-da! | 0:43:51 | 0:43:53 | |
# Come, come, have some port wine with me | 0:43:53 | 0:43:56 | |
# Down at the old Bull and Bush | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
# Hear the little German band | 0:44:00 | 0:44:02 | |
# Da da-da da-da-da-da | 0:44:02 | 0:44:04 | |
# Just let me hold your hand, dear | 0:44:04 | 0:44:08 | |
# Come, come, come and have a drink or two | 0:44:08 | 0:44:12 | |
# Down at the old Bull and Bush | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
# Bush, Bush! # | 0:44:15 | 0:44:17 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 |