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ORCHESTRA TUNES INSTRUMENTS | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
ORCHESTRA PLAYS INTRO TO JOLLY GOOD COMPANY | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
# Hello, ain't ya looking well? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Hello, ain't ya looking swell? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
# Upon my soul I'm mighty glad to see you | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
# Happier than I can tell | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
# Here we are again Happy as can be | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# All good pals and jolly good company | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
# Strolling round the town Out upon the spree | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
# All good pals and jolly good company | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
# Never mind the weather Never mind the rain | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
# Now we're all together Whoops, she goes again | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
# La-di-da-di-da La-di-da-di-dee | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
# All good pals and jolly good company. # | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
# You should keep your eye on me | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
# If a man you wish to see | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
# Who has made his way with the least delay | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
# To the honoured place he owns today | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
# For it is a splendid thing | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
# And the best that luck can bring | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
# When a man can boast that he fills the post | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
# Of the master of the ring | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
# For it is a splendid thing | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
# And the best that luck can bring | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
# When a man can boast that he fills the post | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
# Of the master of the ring. # | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
# Every afternoon at three | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
# Jolly little Polly on the gee-gee-gee | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
# Trots along in front of me | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
# Jolly little Polly on the gee-gee-gee | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
# Though that little gee-gee-gee | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
# Hasn't got a little bit of pedigree | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
# I would give the world to be | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
# That gee-gee-gee | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
# Yes, I would give the world to be | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
# That gee-gee-gee. # | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
And now, our next presentation! | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
# He flies through the air with the greatest of ease | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
# The daring young man on the flying trapeze | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
# His movements are graceful All girls he can please | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
# And my love is stolen away | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
# He flies through the air with the greatest of ease... # | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
Ooh! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
# His movements are graceful All girls he can please... # | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
Ooh. And now, for your further edification... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:37 | |
# Oh, the Sandow, Sandow girl | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
# Oh, the Sandow, Sandow girl | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
# She is smooth and slim and supple | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
# And compared with any couple of other girls | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
# Oh, the Sandow, Sandow girl | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
# Is a priceless peerless pearl | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
# She can stand on her feet Won't be frightened to be | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
# That is Sandow girl. # | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
# Clowns, clowns, clowns... # | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
UNCLEAR LYRICS | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
# Never mind the weather Never mind the rain | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
# Now we're all together Whoops, she goes again | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
# La-di-da-di-da La-di-da-di-dee | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
# All good pals and jolly good company | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
# All good pals | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
# And jolly good company, hoi! # | 0:03:40 | 0:03:46 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
Once again, | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
good evening, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:22 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Good evening! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Prognosticatorally... | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
..parapolysyllabic... | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
..primarily two coryphaeus coordinate | 0:04:33 | 0:04:38 | |
in Corybantic precocities. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Dazzling dancing! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
We give you, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Mr Bill Drysdale | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
and Miss Christine Cartwright! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
ORCHESTRA PLAYS DANCE MUSIC | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Ecstatic gentleman in the front row, enjoying - | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
the gentleman in the blazer - | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
enjoying what I would call fringe benefits. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
And now, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
mischievously meandering | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
in nostalgic reminiscence, | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
from Leeds itself - what I believe is called a Leeds Loiner - | 0:08:05 | 0:08:10 | |
ladies and gentlemen, Mr Tom Mennard! | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
As I got towards the pub, the door opened outwards. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:33 | |
Now, I am six foot one. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
On the door is the biggest brass knob | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
you have ever seen in your life | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
at a height of three foot and half an inch. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
The door flew out, flattened me against the wall. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
My mate Charlie Hollindale came out. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
He said, "You're crying. Have you had bad news?" | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
I said, "Medically, yes." | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
He says, "Look, the least I can do is take you in | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
"and see that you have a drink." | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
So, we go in. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
He says, "Give me your coat | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
"and while I'm hanging our coats up, you can order." | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
Oh, that's nice! | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
I says to the landlord, "Two pints, please." | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
He says, "There'll be a slight hold-up. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
"I've got a stoppage in the beer pipe." | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
I said, "Oh, it might be water pressure." | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Anyway... | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
We got the pints, Charlie comes back, | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
and I was talking to him, you know how you do, politics. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
And we were talking about different governments, you know, | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
and wondering if this country would ever have one. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
And I noticed Charlie, he was never looking at me, | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
he was looking over my shoulder all the time. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
I said, "Just a minute, I'm talking to you. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
"What are you looking over there for?" | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
He said, "I'm keeping an eye on my coat." | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
I said, "Well, it's rude. I'm talking to you. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
"I don't keep an eye on my coat." | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
He said, "You should have. It went five minutes ago." | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:17 | 0:10:18 | |
ORCHESTRA PLAYS MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
I thought I'd like to tell you Though you'll probably be bored | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Of the proudest day I've had in all my life | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
It was back in 1870 | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
When I was just a kid | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
And Prince Albert came to tea and brought his wife | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
Yes, Victoria, Her Majesty, had tea with us one day | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
An occasion that I never shall forget | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
When I think of all the work | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
And preparation we'd to do | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Well, I just go all limp and break out in a sweat | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
Cos we whitewashed every ceiling | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
And we polished every floor | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
On the day that Queen Victoria came to tea | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
And I scrubbed the aspidistra | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Till my fingers were quite sore | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
On the day that Queen Victoria came to tea | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
We had bath buns by the dozen | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Mother used 100 eggs | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
We had sherry in the trifle | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
And my father swigged the dregs | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
And we shaved the horsehair sofa | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
So's it wouldn't prick her legs | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
On the day that Queen Victoria and Albert came to tea | 0:11:27 | 0:11:32 | |
Uncle Fred wore his new cap | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Oh, yes, he really went to town | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
On the day that Queen Victoria came to tea | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
And my grandma wore her teeth | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Mind you, she wore them upside down | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
On the day that Queen Victoria came to tea | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
Then the chair that Albert sat on broke | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
He slithered to the floor | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
And his elbow caught the fender | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
And though I wouldn't say he swore | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
He said much more than Gladstone did in 1894 | 0:12:06 | 0:12:10 | |
On the day that Queen Victoria and Albert came to tea | 0:12:10 | 0:12:16 | |
We sang just a song at twilight | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
And everybody cheered | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
On the day that Queen Victoria came to tea | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
And Albert lit a cigar | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
And set fire to his beard | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
On the day that Queen Victoria came to tea | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
We had Eccles cakes and bath buns | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
And home-made rhubarb wine | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
And Albert had a skinful | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
And all was going fine | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
Till young Fred says, "Dad | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
"Is this the bloke who called a German swine?" | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
On the day that Queen Victoria and Albert came to tea. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:02 | |
Thank you. Bye. Cheers. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Ecstatically pulchritudinous... | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! -From the Latin "pulcher". | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
-LAUGHTER -Lovely. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Always lambently lovely, | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
your own, my own, | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
everybody's own, | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Miss Lorna Dallas! | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
# I miss you so, honey | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
# When you are away | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
# I find myself dreaming of you | 0:14:00 | 0:14:04 | |
# Night and day | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
# I'm losing my appetite | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
# Losing my mind | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
# I try to forget for a while | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
# Then I find | 0:14:18 | 0:14:24 | |
# That every little while | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
# I feel so lonely | 0:14:28 | 0:14:33 | |
# Every little while | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
# I feel so blue | 0:14:36 | 0:14:40 | |
# I'm always dreaming | 0:14:40 | 0:14:44 | |
# I'm always scheming | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
# Because I want you | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
# And only you | 0:14:53 | 0:14:58 | |
# Every little while | 0:14:58 | 0:15:01 | |
# My heart is aching | 0:15:01 | 0:15:06 | |
# Every little while | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
# I miss your smile | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
# And all the time I seem to miss you | 0:15:13 | 0:15:18 | |
# I want to, want to kiss you | 0:15:18 | 0:15:23 | |
# Every, every, every little while. # | 0:15:24 | 0:15:33 | |
# Beautiful dreamer | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
# Wake unto me | 0:15:46 | 0:15:50 | |
# Starlight and dewdrops | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
# Are waiting for thee | 0:15:52 | 0:15:57 | |
# Sounds of the rude world | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
# Heard in the day | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
# Lulled by the moonlight | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
# Have all passed away | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
# Beautiful dreamer | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
# Queen of my song | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
# List' while I woo thee | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
# With soft melody | 0:16:22 | 0:16:27 | |
# Gone are the cares of | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
# Life's busy throng | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
# Beautiful dreamer | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
# Awake unto me | 0:16:37 | 0:16:43 | |
# Beautiful dreamer | 0:16:43 | 0:16:51 | |
# Awake unto me. # | 0:16:51 | 0:17:04 | |
# For I can give you the starlight | 0:17:05 | 0:17:11 | |
# Love unchanging and true | 0:17:11 | 0:17:16 | |
# I can give you the ocean | 0:17:16 | 0:17:21 | |
# Deep and tender devotion | 0:17:21 | 0:17:25 | |
# I can give you the mountains | 0:17:25 | 0:17:30 | |
# Pools of shimmering blue | 0:17:30 | 0:17:35 | |
# Call and I shall be | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
# All you ask of me | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
# Music in spring | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
# Flowers for a king | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
# All these I bring to you. # | 0:17:49 | 0:18:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
In a subtle distillation | 0:18:17 | 0:18:21 | |
of serendipitous... | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
..whimsicalities, | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
welcome, a very warm welcome, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
to Mr Richard Stilgoe! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
-Thank you, thank you. Good evening. AUDIENCE: -Good evening. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
-Thank you very much. My name is... AUDIENCE: -Richard Stilgoe. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
Got it. Thank you, thank you very much. Good evening. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
My name is Henry Irving. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
I want you, if you can, to take yourselves forward in time to 1903. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:02 | |
For those of you who haven't got used to these newfangled ideas yet, | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
that is three minutes past seven. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
I ought, therefore... I ought, therefore, to tell you the news, | 0:19:08 | 0:19:13 | |
as it's just past seven o'clock, | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
and for those of you interested in politics, | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
you will have been worried about the goings-on in the Whig party. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Well, I have to tell you that, after all the argy-bargy, | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
finally the Whigs have split. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
And a very unpleasant sight it is, too! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
We may have to do away with the Whigs altogether, in fact, | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
start again with a new centre parting. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
I... LAUGHTER | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
I ought, really, to be brave. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
But I might fall off if I go out there. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
Well, like all this lot have. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
That's what happened. All of these were big stars once. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Walked out down the catwalk, fell in. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
Now they all have to sit there, pretending to be musicians. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
I ought, really, to... LAUGHTER | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
I know you lot! | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
You're the ones who sit up in the box going, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:03 | |
"This one's even worse than the bear." | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
I shall be brave. Mr Auctioneer, how nice to meet you. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
I hope you get a good price for all the acts. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Oh... | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
-Is there a Florence Nightingale in the house? -Oh, yes. -Bless you. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:28 | |
One of my hobbies is anagrams. Take the name Richard Stilgoe. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
Out of it you can get people like Archie Slogdirt. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
And if you get the word "orchestra", | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
do you know what you can make out of "orchestra"? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Yes, "carthorse". | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
They're very similar really, you know. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
In both cases, you need a man with a stick to get them started. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
So, accompanied by the world's largest string quartet, | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
I shall now give you the first and possibly only performance | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
of my new song, The Good Old Days. Mr Herrmann, please, sir. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
ORCHESTRA PLAYS INTRO TO SONG | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
# My grandma used to tell me | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
# How when she was a young thing | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
# The family would gather | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
# Round the piano for a sing... # | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
PIANIST PLAYS | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
# There was then a violin solo... # | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
VIOLINIST PLAYS | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
# From Grandma's elder brother | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
# Which they clapped but not too loudly | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
# In case he sang another | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
She said, "It snowed each Christmas | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
"And the poems used to rhyme | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
"And the buses had conductors | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
"And they came one at a time" | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
# How happily my grandma used to sigh | 0:21:55 | 0:22:00 | |
# As she'd look back on the days gone by and lie | 0:22:00 | 0:22:06 | |
# About the good old days | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
# She called them the good old days | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
# The days which once was black are golden, looking back | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
# Isn't it amazing all the things time can erase | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
# Leaving just the good old days | 0:22:19 | 0:22:24 | |
# Why do we tell the young that we lived high upon the hog | 0:22:29 | 0:22:34 | |
# Instead of just admitting there was rationing and smog? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:39 | |
# The stuff I tell my kids about my youth is just as wrong | 0:22:39 | 0:22:44 | |
# How my side won each game 3-0 | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
# And the beer was twice as strong | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
# And the children scoff then grow up | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
# And to their own children say | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
# Things is really awful now | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
# Compared with my young day | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
# Course they don't like looking back as much as me | 0:23:00 | 0:23:05 | |
# Nostalgia isn't what it used to be | 0:23:05 | 0:23:12 | |
# Not in the good old days | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
# I call them the good old days | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
# The days which once was black are golden, looking back | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
# Isn't it amazing all the things time can raise | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
# Leaving just the good old days | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
# Let's hear it for the good old days | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
# They call it the good old days | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
# Today which we malign | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
# Tomorrow will look fine | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
# So when somebody rambles on the golden days of yore | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
# Make him put a sock in it Don't let him be a bore | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
# We'll hear it anyway because it won't be long before | 0:23:45 | 0:23:50 | |
# These are the good old days | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
# And not the past, not the future, but now | 0:23:54 | 0:23:59 | |
# These are the good old days. # | 0:23:59 | 0:24:06 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
Unequivocally, | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
the ultimate in velutinous virility. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:31 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
A real Irish tenor. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
From America, | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Mr Robert White! | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
# Trotting to the fair Me and Molly Molony | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
# Seated, I declare, on a single pony | 0:24:52 | 0:24:57 | |
# How am I to know that Molly's safe behind? | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
# With our heads in, oh, that awkward, awkward way inclined | 0:25:00 | 0:25:07 | |
# By her gentle breathing Whispered past my ear | 0:25:07 | 0:25:12 | |
# And her small arms wreathing Warm around me here | 0:25:12 | 0:25:18 | |
# Thus on Dobbin's back I discoursed the darling | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
# Till upon our track leapt a mongrel, snarling | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
# "Ah," says Moll, "I'm frightened, frightened that the pony'll start" | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
# And her pretty hands she tightened round my happy heart | 0:25:34 | 0:25:42 | |
# Till I asked her "May I steal a kiss or so?" | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
# And my Molly's grey eye didn't answer no | 0:25:46 | 0:25:51 | |
# She didn't answer no. # | 0:25:51 | 0:25:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
In the good old days, when I was a little lad, | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
my father taught me a lot of songs and amongst the first of them, | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
was one of my favourites, even to this day - Duna. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
# When I was a little lad | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
# With folly on my lips | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
# Fain was I for journeying | 0:26:31 | 0:26:34 | |
# All the seas in ships | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
# But now across the southern swell | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
# Every dawn I hear | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
# The little streams of Duna | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
# Running clear | 0:26:48 | 0:26:55 | |
# The little streams of Duna | 0:26:55 | 0:26:59 | |
# Running clear | 0:26:59 | 0:27:04 | |
# When I was a young man | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
# Before my beard was grey | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
# All to ships and sailoring | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
# I gave my heart away | 0:27:18 | 0:27:22 | |
# But I'm weary of the sea wind | 0:27:22 | 0:27:27 | |
# I'm weary of the foam | 0:27:27 | 0:27:31 | |
# And the little stars of Duna | 0:27:31 | 0:27:36 | |
# Call me home | 0:27:36 | 0:27:44 | |
# The little stars of Duna | 0:27:44 | 0:27:48 | |
# Call me home | 0:27:48 | 0:27:55 | |
# The little stars of Duna | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
# Call me home. # | 0:27:59 | 0:28:15 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
# I'll take you home again, Kathleen | 0:28:33 | 0:28:41 | |
# Across the ocean wild and wide | 0:28:41 | 0:28:48 | |
# To where your heart has ever been | 0:28:48 | 0:28:55 | |
# Since first you were my bonnie bride | 0:28:55 | 0:29:03 | |
# The roses all have left your cheek | 0:29:03 | 0:29:10 | |
# I've watched them fade away and die | 0:29:10 | 0:29:18 | |
# Your voice is sad whene'er you speak | 0:29:18 | 0:29:26 | |
# And tears bedim your loving eye | 0:29:26 | 0:29:35 | |
# Oh, I will take you back, Kathleen | 0:29:35 | 0:29:45 | |
# To where your heart shall feel no pain | 0:29:45 | 0:29:53 | |
# And when the fields are fresh and green | 0:29:53 | 0:30:03 | |
# I'll take you to your home | 0:30:03 | 0:30:13 | |
# Again. # | 0:30:13 | 0:30:23 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:23 | 0:30:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:38 | 0:30:42 | |
Uniquely inconsequential, | 0:30:44 | 0:30:49 | |
inimitable, | 0:30:49 | 0:30:51 | |
incomparable, | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
the one and only Mr Roy Hudd! | 0:30:53 | 0:30:58 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:58 | 0:31:02 | |
Whoa! | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
# Our parlour wanted papering and Pa said it was waste | 0:31:04 | 0:31:08 | |
# To call a paperhanger in So he made some paste | 0:31:08 | 0:31:11 | |
# He bought some rolls of paper Got a ladder and a brush | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
# And with my mother's nightie on, at it he made a rush | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
# When Father papered the parlour, you couldn't see Pa for paste | 0:31:17 | 0:31:21 | |
# And dabbing it here, dabbing it there, paste and paper everywhere | 0:31:21 | 0:31:24 | |
# Mother was stuck to the ceiling The kids were stuck to the floor | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
# I never knew a blooming family so stuck up before... # | 0:31:27 | 0:31:31 | |
Oh! | 0:31:31 | 0:31:32 | |
I'm coming back! | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
# Soon Dad fell down the stairs and dropped his paperhanger's can | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
# On little Henrietta sitting there with her young man | 0:31:40 | 0:31:44 | |
# The paste stuck them together We thought it would be for life | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
# We had to call the parson in to make them man and wife | 0:31:47 | 0:31:50 | |
# When Father papered the parlour, you couldn't see Pa for paste | 0:31:50 | 0:31:54 | |
# Dabbing it here, dabbing it there Paste and paper everywhere | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
# Mother was stuck to the ceiling The kids were stuck to the floor | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
# I never knew a blooming family so stuck up before... # | 0:32:01 | 0:32:03 | |
I'm going the other way now, Mr Sachs. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:06 | |
I work it all out myself. | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
# We're never going to move away from that house any more | 0:32:10 | 0:32:13 | |
# Cos Father's gone and stuck the chairs and tables to the floor | 0:32:13 | 0:32:17 | |
# We can't find our piano though it's broad and rather tall | 0:32:17 | 0:32:20 | |
# We think that it's behind the paper Pa stuck on the wall | 0:32:20 | 0:32:23 | |
# When Father papered the parlour, you couldn't see Pa for paste | 0:32:23 | 0:32:27 | |
# Dabbing it here, dabbing it there Paste and paper everywhere | 0:32:27 | 0:32:31 | |
# Mother was stuck to the ceiling The kids were stuck to the floor | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
# I never knew a blooming family so stuck up before | 0:32:34 | 0:32:37 | |
# I never knew a blooming family so stuck up before. # | 0:32:37 | 0:32:41 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
Thank you! Thank you! | 0:32:44 | 0:32:47 | |
-Thank you and good evening! AUDIENCE: -Good evening! | 0:32:50 | 0:32:54 | |
Do you like the suit? | 0:32:54 | 0:32:57 | |
The Barney Colehan tartan. | 0:32:57 | 0:33:00 | |
Very small checks. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:02 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
Now, ladies and gentlemen, to start my recital this evening, | 0:33:05 | 0:33:09 | |
a short monologue is spoken from the mouth... | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:12 | 0:33:14 | |
..entitled A Sailor's Farewell To His Horse. | 0:33:14 | 0:33:18 | |
DRUMBEAT Thank you. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
'Twas a dirty night and a dirty trick | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
When our ship turned over in the Atlantic | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
DRUMBEAT | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
It was on the schooner Hesperous | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
We lay asleep in our bunks | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
Bound for a cruise where they don't have revues | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
With a cargo of elephants' trunks | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
The sea was as smooth as a baby's top lip | 0:33:39 | 0:33:43 | |
Not even a policeman in sight | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
And the little sardines had got into their tins | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
And pulled down the lids for the night | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
DRUMBEAT | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
We hadn't gone far down the Channel | 0:33:56 | 0:33:58 | |
When a terrible storm arose | 0:33:58 | 0:33:59 | |
The captain stood on the bridge of the ship | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
And I stood on the bridge of his nose | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
"This ship's going down," said old Bosun Brown | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
"I'm sure that we'll never reach Blighty" | 0:34:08 | 0:34:11 | |
"Women and children first," cried the mate | 0:34:11 | 0:34:13 | |
So I put on the old girl's nightie | 0:34:13 | 0:34:15 | |
DRUMBEAT | 0:34:15 | 0:34:17 | |
I swam out to Sidney on my floating kidney | 0:34:17 | 0:34:19 | |
Then back to Alsace Lorraine | 0:34:21 | 0:34:23 | |
As I climbed on the pier, the wife shouted, "I'm here!" | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
So I dived in the water again | 0:34:26 | 0:34:28 | |
I said to a girl, "You must swim for your life | 0:34:29 | 0:34:32 | |
"Or hang on to a buoy, if you can"... | 0:34:32 | 0:34:35 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:35 | 0:34:38 | |
She looked at me, coy, and said, "You're not a boy" | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
"Get out, you're a dirty old man!" | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
DRUMBEAT Thank you! | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
Thank you! | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
They don't write them like that any more, I tell you. | 0:34:53 | 0:34:56 | |
And I know you're going to join me in expressing your approbation | 0:34:56 | 0:34:59 | |
to the gentleman who provided such a brilliant accompaniment to that, | 0:34:59 | 0:35:02 | |
ladies and gentlemen. Our drummer, Bob, yes. | 0:35:02 | 0:35:05 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
A novel sight, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
A good Jewish boy playing on pigskin. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:14 | 0:35:16 | |
Would you like some more? Yes, we would. All right. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
Believe it or not, I've had a request tonight, | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
ladies and gentlemen. Well, actually I've had two requests. | 0:35:23 | 0:35:26 | |
The first was a physical impossibility. Thank you. | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
But the second one, someone has asked me to sing | 0:35:29 | 0:35:31 | |
an Albert Chevalier song. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
Not My Old Dutch, but one I think that's almost as beautiful. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
I'm delighted to do it for you tonight, | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
a song called The Future Mrs Hawkins. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:40 | |
I knows a little doner | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
I'm about to own 'er | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
She's a-goin' to marry me | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
At first she said she wouldn't | 0:35:57 | 0:35:59 | |
Then she said she couldn't | 0:35:59 | 0:36:01 | |
Then she whispered, "Well, I'll see". | 0:36:01 | 0:36:04 | |
# Says I, "Be Mrs 'Awkins | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
# "Mrs 'Enry 'Awkins | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
# "Or across the seas I'll roam | 0:36:11 | 0:36:14 | |
# "So 'elp me, Bob, I'm crazy | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
# "Liza, you're a daisy | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
# "Won't you share my 'umble 'ome?" | 0:36:21 | 0:36:24 | |
# "Won't you?" | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
# Oh, Liza | 0:36:27 | 0:36:30 | |
# Sweet Liza | 0:36:30 | 0:36:33 | |
# If you die an old maid | 0:36:33 | 0:36:36 | |
# You'll 'ave only yourself to blame | 0:36:36 | 0:36:40 | |
# Do you 'ear, Liza | 0:36:40 | 0:36:43 | |
# Dear Liza | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
# 'Ow do you fancy 'Awkins | 0:36:45 | 0:36:48 | |
# For your other name... # | 0:36:48 | 0:36:53 | |
I shan't forget our greetin' | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
"Get out!" was 'er greetin' | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
"Just you mind what you're about" | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
'Er pretty 'head she throws up | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
Then she turns 'er nose up | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
Sayin', "Let me go, I'll shout" | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
"I like your style," says Liza | 0:37:23 | 0:37:25 | |
I thought as I'd surprise 'er | 0:37:25 | 0:37:27 | |
I cops 'er round the waist like this | 0:37:27 | 0:37:30 | |
Says she, "I must be dreamin' | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
"Chuck it, I'll start screamin'" | 0:37:34 | 0:37:37 | |
"If you do," says I, "I'll kiss" | 0:37:37 | 0:37:40 | |
Now then... | 0:37:41 | 0:37:43 | |
# Oh, Liza | 0:37:43 | 0:37:47 | |
# Sweet Liza | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
# If you die an old maid | 0:37:50 | 0:37:53 | |
# You'll 'ave only yourself to blame | 0:37:53 | 0:37:56 | |
# Do you 'ear, Liza? | 0:37:56 | 0:37:59 | |
# Dear Liza | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
# Mrs 'Enry 'Awkins is a first-class name. # | 0:38:02 | 0:38:11 | |
Yes! APPLAUSE | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
-Thank you! Ho-ho! -See you later. -Thank you. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:21 | |
Whoa! | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
Thank you! | 0:38:25 | 0:38:26 | |
In a medley of the songs | 0:38:33 | 0:38:36 | |
of none other than Miss Ella Shields, | 0:38:36 | 0:38:40 | |
the Players Theatre enhances the elegances | 0:38:40 | 0:38:44 | |
of Miss Jenny Till! | 0:38:44 | 0:38:48 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
# He's Bertie the Bounder A dandy, that's true | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
# The ladies all love him and very nice too | 0:39:29 | 0:39:33 | |
# When they see him out in the street | 0:39:33 | 0:39:37 | |
# They all sigh and follow How sweet | 0:39:37 | 0:39:41 | |
# If there is a fight on, he's right on the spot | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
# He's no fear of danger By jingo, he's hot | 0:39:44 | 0:39:48 | |
# When he smiles, I do declare he barely makes the ladies stare | 0:39:48 | 0:39:52 | |
# Devastating, dashing, what-what. # | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
Columbus discovered America and found it full of rain | 0:40:07 | 0:40:11 | |
Then Pussyfoot came by train and made it dry again | 0:40:11 | 0:40:15 | |
Many great men have done their bit to improve the world, they say | 0:40:15 | 0:40:19 | |
But who is it made the universe just what it is today? | 0:40:19 | 0:40:24 | |
Smith, Jones, Robinson and Brown | 0:40:24 | 0:40:28 | |
Known in every town as men of great renown | 0:40:28 | 0:40:32 | |
Their name brought old Britain fame | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
In every port, at any old sport They always played the game | 0:40:35 | 0:40:39 | |
Who is it fights when danger's near? | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
Who's the best judge of a glass of beer? | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
Smith, Jones, Robinson and Brown. | 0:40:43 | 0:40:47 | |
-Smith. -Jones. -Robinson. -Brown. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
# Known in every town as men of great renown | 0:40:50 | 0:40:54 | |
# Their name brought old Britain fame | 0:40:54 | 0:40:58 | |
# In every port, at any old sport They always played the game... # | 0:40:58 | 0:41:02 | |
Who is it gives three hearty cheers for Mademoiselle from Armentieres? | 0:41:02 | 0:41:06 | |
Smith, Jones, Robinson and Brown. | 0:41:06 | 0:41:10 | |
If you knew Susie like I know Susie... | 0:41:13 | 0:41:17 | |
# Oh, oh, oh, what a girl... # | 0:41:17 | 0:41:20 | |
There's none so classy as this fair lassie... | 0:41:20 | 0:41:24 | |
-# Oh, oh... # -Holy Moses, what a chassis | 0:41:24 | 0:41:28 | |
We went riding, she didn't balk | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
From the country, I'm the one that had to walk... | 0:41:31 | 0:41:35 | |
# If you knew Susie like I know Susie | 0:41:35 | 0:41:39 | |
# Oh, oh, what a girl. # | 0:41:39 | 0:41:42 | |
# And there is Adeline | 0:41:42 | 0:41:45 | |
# You've heard them sing about sweet Adeline | 0:41:45 | 0:41:48 | |
# Well, let me tell you she's a pal of mine | 0:41:48 | 0:41:52 | |
# She's divine | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
# That's just why I'm going back to see my little Adeline | 0:41:54 | 0:41:59 | |
# I'll write a letter and I'll add a line | 0:41:59 | 0:42:03 | |
# And tell her that I'm going to make her mine | 0:42:03 | 0:42:06 | |
# The bells will chime for me and my sweet Adeline | 0:42:06 | 0:42:11 | |
-# Adeline -Adeline | 0:42:11 | 0:42:14 | |
-# You've heard us sing about sweet Adeline -Adeline | 0:42:14 | 0:42:17 | |
# Well, let me tell you she's a pal of mine | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
# Yes, she's divine | 0:42:20 | 0:42:22 | |
# That's just why I'm going back | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
-# To see my little Adeline -Adeline | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
# I'll write a letter and I'll add a line | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
# Yes, Adeline | 0:42:30 | 0:42:32 | |
# To tell her that I'm going to make her mine | 0:42:32 | 0:42:34 | |
# The bells will chime | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
# For me and my sweet Adeline | 0:42:36 | 0:42:39 | |
# For me and my sweet Adeline. # | 0:42:39 | 0:42:50 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:50 | 0:42:53 | |
I'm Bert, perhaps you have heard of me | 0:43:16 | 0:43:20 | |
Bert, you've heard word of me | 0:43:20 | 0:43:24 | |
Jogging along, hearty and strong | 0:43:24 | 0:43:28 | |
Living on plates of fresh air | 0:43:28 | 0:43:31 | |
I dress up in fashion | 0:43:31 | 0:43:35 | |
And when I'm feeling depressed | 0:43:35 | 0:43:38 | |
I shave from my cuff all the whiskers and fluff | 0:43:38 | 0:43:43 | |
Put my hat on and toddle up West | 0:43:43 | 0:43:47 | |
I'm Burlington Bertie I rise at ten thirty | 0:43:48 | 0:43:53 | |
And saunter along like a toff | 0:43:53 | 0:43:56 | |
I'll stroll down the Strand with my gloves on my hand | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
And I'll stroll back again with them off | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
I'm all airs and graces, correct easy paces | 0:44:03 | 0:44:08 | |
Without food so long I forget where my face is | 0:44:08 | 0:44:11 | |
I'm Bert, Bert I haven't a shirt | 0:44:11 | 0:44:15 | |
But my people are well off, you know | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
Nearly everyone knows me | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
From Smith to Lord Rosebury | 0:44:21 | 0:44:24 | |
Well, I'm Burlington Bertie from Bow | 0:44:24 | 0:44:28 | |
I smile condescendingly | 0:44:36 | 0:44:40 | |
While they're extending me | 0:44:40 | 0:44:43 | |
Cheer upon cheer, when I appear | 0:44:43 | 0:44:47 | |
A captain with my polo team | 0:44:47 | 0:44:50 | |
So strict are my people | 0:44:50 | 0:44:54 | |
With their William the Conqueror's strain | 0:44:54 | 0:44:58 | |
If they ever knew I'd been talking to you | 0:44:58 | 0:45:03 | |
Why they'd never look at me again | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 | |
I'm Burlington Bertie I rise at ten thirty | 0:45:08 | 0:45:11 | |
Then Buckingham Palace I'll view | 0:45:11 | 0:45:15 | |
I'll stand in the yard while they're changing the guard | 0:45:15 | 0:45:19 | |
And they all shout across "Toodle-oo" | 0:45:19 | 0:45:22 | |
Then the Prince of Wales' brother, along with some other | 0:45:22 | 0:45:26 | |
Claps me on the back and says, "Come and see Mother" | 0:45:26 | 0:45:30 | |
I'm Bert, Bert, and royalty's hurt | 0:45:30 | 0:45:34 | |
When they ask me to dine, I say "No | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
"I've just had a banana | 0:45:38 | 0:45:41 | |
"With Lady Diana | 0:45:41 | 0:45:44 | |
Well, I'm Burlington Bertie from Bow. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:48 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:45:50 | 0:45:53 | |
When I'm happy, when I'm happy | 0:46:03 | 0:46:06 | |
Singing all the while | 0:46:06 | 0:46:08 | |
I don't need nobody then | 0:46:08 | 0:46:11 | |
To show me how to smile | 0:46:11 | 0:46:14 | |
When I've been out on the spree... | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
# Toddling down the street | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
# With this little melody | 0:46:19 | 0:46:23 | |
# Everyone I greet... # | 0:46:23 | 0:46:26 | |
Show me the way to go home | 0:46:29 | 0:46:32 | |
I'm tired and I want to go to bed | 0:46:33 | 0:46:35 | |
I had a little drink about an hour ago | 0:46:36 | 0:46:40 | |
And it's gone right to my head | 0:46:40 | 0:46:44 | |
Wherever I may roam | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
On land or sea or foam | 0:46:48 | 0:46:53 | |
You can always hear me singing this song | 0:46:53 | 0:46:57 | |
Show me the way to go home... | 0:46:57 | 0:47:00 | |
# Show me the way to go home | 0:47:02 | 0:47:05 | |
# I'm tired and I want to go to bed | 0:47:05 | 0:47:09 | |
# I had a little drink about an hour ago | 0:47:09 | 0:47:14 | |
# And it's gone right to my head | 0:47:14 | 0:47:18 | |
# Wherever I may roam | 0:47:18 | 0:47:22 | |
# On land or sea or foam | 0:47:22 | 0:47:26 | |
# You can always hear me singing this song | 0:47:26 | 0:47:30 | |
# Show me the way to go home | 0:47:30 | 0:47:34 | |
# Show me some way There's only one way | 0:47:34 | 0:47:38 | |
# Show me the way to go home. # | 0:47:38 | 0:47:46 | |
Show me the way to go home! | 0:47:46 | 0:47:49 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
There's just time to ask Mr Roy Hudd | 0:48:05 | 0:48:09 | |
to lead the company and yourselves in the last chorus for tonight, | 0:48:09 | 0:48:12 | |
Down At The Old Bull And Bush. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:13 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Roy Hudd, | 0:48:13 | 0:48:15 | |
the entire company, Mr Bernard Herrmann | 0:48:15 | 0:48:17 | |
and the entire and absolutely indefatigable orchestra! | 0:48:17 | 0:48:21 | |
CHEERING | 0:48:21 | 0:48:23 | |
But this time, chiefly yourselves! | 0:48:23 | 0:48:29 | |
# Come, come, come and make eyes at me | 0:48:32 | 0:48:36 | |
# Down at The Old Bull And Bush La-la-la-la-la | 0:48:36 | 0:48:39 | |
# Come, come, drink some port wine with me | 0:48:39 | 0:48:43 | |
# Down at The Old Bull And Bush | 0:48:43 | 0:48:46 | |
# Hear the little German band La-la-la-la-la | 0:48:46 | 0:48:50 | |
# Just let me hold your hand, dear | 0:48:50 | 0:48:53 | |
# Do, do, come and have a drink or two | 0:48:53 | 0:48:57 | |
# Down at The Old Bull And Bush Bush, Bush. # | 0:48:57 | 0:49:01 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:49:01 | 0:49:04 |