The Final Total Wipeout


The Final

Action-packed game show. Finalists from throughout the series compete for the title of series champion, pitting themselves against some of the assault course's hardest obstacles.


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If victory had a face it would look like this...

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..but it doesn't, because it's a word.

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Tonight these eight champions stand up one last time to defend their honour

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against 14 angry runners-up with one thing on their minds...

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SHE SQUEALS

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HE ROARS

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..revenge.

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But only one can be crowned Series Champion.

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This is Total Wipeout - The Final.

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Let the finalising begin.

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Hello, I'm Richard Hammond and this is the Total Wipeout Final.

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Well, sorry, not this, this isn't, this is my podium.

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But this, all the curtains and that, this is the Total Wipeout Final.

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Tonight's show is exactly like a normal show except everybody

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on it is going to be a bit cocky, so watching them bounce off things will be all the more satisfying.

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Here are those things off from of which they will fall off from.

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the Qualifier, champions run it,

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Crash Mountain, champions climb it,

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Dizzy Dummies, champions are sick on it,

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and the Grand Final, the Wipeout Zone. Only one champion wins it.

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Not only does tonight's winner walk away with a Total Wipeout - The Final trophy,

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they also get 10,000 smackeroons.

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I don't know what that is in pounds. How many smackeroons to the pound?

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Oh, apparently it's the same in pounds, who'd have thought?

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Let's go over to Amanda to kick off this, the ultimate Total Wipeout tournament.

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I'm joined now at the top of the Qualifier by teeny tiny but rusty tufty

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super-fit gymnastics coach Kayley. Welcome back, Kayley.

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-Hiya.

-What have you got to show the big 'uns what you've got?

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Erm... I'm not too sure, cos they've got such long legs and they all seem really fit.

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Grace Kayley shouldn't undersell herself too much.

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Last time she was here she came second in the Wipeout Zone

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and achieved one of the highest ball jumps ever.

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Look at that, it's a good 'un!

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No longer age before beauty, it's my tiny size that is going to win the prize.

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Yeah! KLAXON BLARES

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Oops. Off you go, yeah, yeah!

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Right, Kayley's first obstacle is a returning favourite,

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15 slightly dodgy planks held together in a slightly poor fashion.

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They've been the undoing of many a past contestant.

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It can only be Rake in the Face.

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And off goes the 20-year-old gymnast.

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Yes! Oh... Oh, no.

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That was a spectacular fall, I'll give her that.

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A flawless leap followed by a textbook dismount, marvellous work.

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That's going to hurt.

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Grace Kayley needs to be quick getting to the second set of Rakes

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as there's a large queue of champions just behind her.

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Here we go, makes her run, this is good, better, bestest,

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-and she made it!

-Rufty tufty Kayley, well done.

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So Kayley wastes no time heading to the Sucker Punch.

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22 really annoyed pneumatic fists with one mission, to hurt champions.

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Watch out for that fist, and the other fist, and all of the...

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just look out.

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Aargh!

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Arms out like a true gymnast. Look at that, lovely.

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Now the four arch-nemeses of any prospective champion...

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..the Big Balls...

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with added motivation.

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As if this lot need it. They won't.

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Here we go. No, don't look at it, Kayley, it might swing for you.

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Right, she's off.

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Ooh, she did it again!

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SHE LAUGHS

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That was almost identical to last time.

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There you go, height-wise nothing in it, but Grace Kayley

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has moved forward leaps and bounds on her footwork.

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Spectacular left leg tuck going on there, look.

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Only the fastest 12 make it through to the next round,

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but being the Final, Kayley has got some stiff competition

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so she does need to get a move on onto the last obstacle.

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Very excited about this one, it's all shiny and brand-new,

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specially hand-picked to push these champions to the limit.

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You've seen strawberries, you've seen raspberries.

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Well, that's nothing, it's time to meet...

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the...Dangleberries?

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HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY Excuse me.

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# You just keep me hanging on... #

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Nine dangling berries that need to be crossed as quickly as possible

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if the contestants are going to reach the end podium in double-quick time.

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How will the first ever Dangleberry tackler fare?

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We sure they're called that? They are called that, OK.

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Second berry, she's on.

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-Yeah, she is stuck.

-I can't reach!

-Oh, she can't reach.

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I can't reach any of them.

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She can't reach any of them.

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-Whoo!

-Whoo!

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Oh, she fell in the water.

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So the Dangleberries claim their first victim,

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and Kayley doesn't get her five a day.

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I've got a feeling this won't be the last Dangleberry defeat.

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Kayley bounces up the stairs to the finish podium in a time of 2:41,

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but will that be quick enough to get her into the next round?

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You started that off in literally leaps and bounds,

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but it didn't go so well because you got one in the face, didn't you?

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Yeah. Not leaps big enough.

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Next to go is today's oldest and probably hardest past runner-up, it's Hard Nut Harry.

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Oh, maybe he's softened up a bit since he was last on.

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Hmm, ill-advised, this.

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Only joking, this was Harry last time.

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Roooar!

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And this is what he's like now.

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Aargh!

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Quite a difference, I think you'll agree.

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I'm lean, I mean, I'm a loving machine,

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I've been here before and I'm back for more,

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this time with a cheque on the door. Yeah! Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Time to Harry to show us what he's made of.

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Yes, yes, ooh!

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Come on, Harry.

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Oh, no! That wasn't supposed to happen.

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Strong start from this forklift-driving tough guy, followed by an unnecessary finish.

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He'll be disappointed with that start. Oh, dear.

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On his last visit, Hard Nut Harry made it over the Sucker Punch.

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He's probably hoping it'll run away from him today.

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So this time round should be no problem at all, picking his nose.

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Oof! Oh, that's going to hurt.

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Ah, careful. Ooh! Ooh, crikey.

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It's always the low down ones that get them.

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He's going to end up with big red balls there.

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Sorry, different thing, moving on. Here we go.

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One...two... Ooh!

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SHE LAUGHS

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It starts off well, but Harry ends up going in nut-first.

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That mohican has had quite a wash today.

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Just the Dangleberries to go for Hard Nut Harry.

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Come on, Harry. He's on one.

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Oh, Lord, I think he's stuck too.

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Oh, he just gave up there.

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So Harry takes the scenic route to the finish podium

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in a time of 3:07.

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Oh, Mother. Whoo!

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First time around both Kayley and Harry were runners-up,

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unlike this next competitor who is today's first champion,

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a man who can proudly say he's got a Total Wipeout trophy on show in his house.

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If you look in the cupboard under the stairs it's next to the vacuum cleaner,

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then there's a plastic sledge and a shoe cleaning kit. It's there.

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# Champion... #

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It's 53-year-old Paul of the Arctic.

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This brave explorer pummelled the opposition to bag a trophy

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and £10,000, and he's back to do it all again.

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How did it feel to go home and be the Total Wipeout champion?

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Great, the missus didn't stop laughing for two days, especially when she gets the cheque.

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-Was she laughing at you or with you?

-I think she was laughing at the cheque.

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Yeah, they're funny when they bounce.

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I didn't like the spinning but I loved the winning, and I'm back.

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Total Wipeout, be nice!

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Not sure if it's going to be nice, Paul. Anyway, off he goes.

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Yes, good, yes, yes!

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And a champion start from the champion, come on, Paul...

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Oh, loose one there, loose one.

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It all started so promisingly.

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an intrepid fall there from Paul of the Arctic,

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he takes it in his stride.

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It is a quick time, though. Paul racing up the ramp, come on.

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Yes... Ooh!

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Yep, that was worthy of a real champion, that fall,

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definitely worth seeing again, I'd say.

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And there you go.

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Just the Dangleberries to go, looking strong.

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Uh, looking wet.

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Despite falling off nearly everything, this first champion

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finishes the fastest so far today, 1:55.

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Well done, Paul of the Arctic.

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Now for the second champion,

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23-year-old Kent model Josh, from Kent, and he came first.

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Now, Josh, you were Total Wipeout champione, proving...

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Oh, there you go, proving that you've got muscles, in just one arm.

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HE LAUGHS

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Off goes the model and champion. Wow!

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He's making this look easy.

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Ooh, oh!

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-What a recovery.

-Get in!

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Get in indeed, Josh.

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On to the Big Balls, this is going to be good. One...two...

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Oh, he's on the third, come on!

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He did touch the fourth ball, though, that's great work.

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Josh from Kent is looking very fast,

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he might just have the quickest time of the day here, come on.

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Ooh! He's beaten the Dangleberries...

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plushed! Ow!

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Ooh, your little voice has gone all squeaky as well, hasn't it?

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Just a little bit. you know how it is. I'll be all right.

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-But you made it, which is brilliant.

-Yeah.

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Next to go, another model and runner-up to Josh from Kent, it's Frankie Incredible.

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Well, listen, the last time you were here you were beaten in the Wipeout Zone by another model, Josh.

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-Yeah.

-Are you going to wipe that pout off his pretty face today?

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Definitely, and the other guys, yeah.

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This is for the girls, I'm going to strut my way round this course.

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Off she goes. Come on, Frankie.

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Yes.

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-Oh, no, not the face!

-Oh, no.

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She's got the elegance of Naomi Campbell when she fell off that catwalk, she did.

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Oh! Sorry about the face.

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Last time she was on, Frankie Incredible

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put in an incredible effort on the Big Red Balls

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but didn't quite make it.

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So the gauntlet has been laid. Can Frankie beat her last performance?

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Well, she's not looking exactly sprightly now.

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Yes, come on, Frankie, here we go, here we go. One...two...

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Ooh, she's on the third, she's on the third ball. Come on, Frankie, get up.

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Yes.

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Come on.

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-YES!

-YES!

-Yes, she did it!

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She did it!

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Frankie Incredible joins the elite ball crossers club with one shoe, what an achievement. Incredible.

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It might not be the fastest time so far

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but she more than made up for it with that ball crossing effort.

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Yeah!

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This is past runner-up Jerome Flatley.

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Last time he was on the show this tough boxer picked a fight with Amanda. Mistake.

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And lost. AMANDA LAUGHS

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Now it's time for a rematch.

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In the bluey-green corner, he's nifty on his feet, it's Jerome Flatley.

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In the pinky-red corner it's the woman with the sharpest tongue in Argentina, Amanda Byram.

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It's Byram vs Flatley, round one. Fight!

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That's a triple knockout for Amanda.

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Hailing from Sheffield, England, hoping to avenge my loss last time.

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-Bring it on!

-Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding, round two.

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This should be no trouble for this boxing hero, the Sucker Punch.

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This one made for him.

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Oh, no, he's out for the count.

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Jerome really is going through the mill today.

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It got him. Yeah, properly.

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Ooh!

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-Come on!

-Despite a pretty rough ride, Jerome reaches the end in 2:29.

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He looks happy...

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ish.

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I stand agog at the fact that you didn't get past the Sucker Punch.

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I know.

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Slipped up at the last moment.

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The punch just came from nowhere.

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No, they came from there on the right, all the same place, look.

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Anyway, time for a look at the leaderboard.

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So Josh from Kent ends up grappling for first place

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with Paul of the Arctic.

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Frankie Incredible takes a ballsy third.

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In fourth and fifth, it's Jerome Flatley and Grace Kayley,

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and it's hard luck for Hard Nut Harry who's in sixth.

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Now for another champion and Total Wipeout record holder.

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Rob Roy ran the fastest Wipeout Zone ever, 1:06.

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He'll be hoping to beat that today.

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They call me the flying Scotsman, let's hope I can fly into the next round.

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And off flies Rob Roy.

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Wow, look at that!

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Oh, no, oh!

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I'm not sure about record-breaking, that was more kind of nose-breaking.

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Look, smash.

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I think the muddy kilt might be slowing him down.

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No, it's not! Two...three...face.

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That right there was a Glasgow kiss.

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It was!

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He saw that all right, eh?

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Well, those knocks to the head haven't affected his performance.

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He's on. Oops!

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Hang on, Rob Roy, come on.

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Hold on! Uh, yeah, there was something inevitable about that.

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What an amazing run, though.

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Roy is climbing to hit another potential record,

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1:39, the fastest time so far today.

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But how long will that record stand?

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Here's another champion, and he's not short on confidence.

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It's Ooh Ooh Dave.

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HE SQUEAKS

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Now, are you banking on another fantastic performance here today?

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Of course I am, I'm going to win this one, again.

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Again and again and again. Too easy. I could do it with my eyes closed.

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Don't do it with your eyes closed, we're not insured for that.

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Complicated. Ooh!

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Ooh, Dave really should be doing this course with his eyes open.

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Big Balls now.

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Please open your eyes, Dave, please. One...two...

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pain.

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That looked nasty, for him, obviously. Great for us.

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If Dave had opened his eyes, this is what he might have seen.

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Probably better keeping them shut.

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Oh, great, they're open now.

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# Suddenly I see... #

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Well, this should help him.

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Oh, and it has, too, it's a really quick run.

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In fact he's in danger of beating Rob Roy. Almost there.

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Wow, a Dangleberry victory in 1:39, another draw.

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If this keeps happening it's really going to mess up my leaderboard.

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On the balls the faceplant was quite spectacular.

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My head should have fallen off, I don't know how it didn't.

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I was probably stranded there for about two minutes like that.

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Ah, another form to fill in.

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Look, it's Shabba and his homies, but where are his homies?

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I'm a regular football player, I play every week, I play with the homies.

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What, you play with the homeless?

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No, not the homeless! They're the boys, the homies.

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Oh, the homies.

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The homies, it's time for part two, so let me entertain you. Let's go!

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So once again Shabba is homieless.

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Who are the homies, is that a family name?

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He doesn't care anyway, look at him go!

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What a start! Wow!

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Unbelievable!

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Astonishing!

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Oh, that can't be good for his homies, no. Argh!

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He is quick, though. Wow!

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Come on, Shabba.

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Shabba's on the blue... Is that a tetrahedron? Is it?

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I... I...doesn't matter now, he's in the water.

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It's a bit pyramidy, isn't it? That's dodecahedron.

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I know it's not important.

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Shabba minus his homies gets round the Qualifier

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-in a really quick time - 1:38.

-Yes! Get in there.

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That's quicker than Rob Roy, wow.

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I reckon if I get to the final for this one, I'm going to give it 200%, especially for my boy Junior.

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Ah, Jiggedy Biggedy Ali's back.

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Erm...

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It's a book? Three words.

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Eating a sandwich? Is that a book?

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Jiggedy Big is back, I want to make history and it's going to be tonight.

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-Yeah!

-Yeah, but will it be good history like Winston Churchill or bad history like the poll tax riots?

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You know, there's history and history...

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This looks like good history so far.

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Wow!

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SHE LAUGHS

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The kebab shop owner takes on the Sucker Punch, looking good...

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Ooh, sneaky trip!

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It's time for the Big Balls, come on, Ali.

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Here we go.

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Oh, ooh, ooh!

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Yet again it's a case of Jiggedy Biggedy and then a splash.

0:19:070:19:12

That strategy definitely needs work.

0:19:120:19:15

But Ali is flying across the Dangleberries,

0:19:160:19:18

he could even beat Shabba's time here.

0:19:180:19:20

This is incredible.

0:19:200:19:21

-Stretches out... And he's done it!

-Yes!

0:19:210:19:26

Ali snatches the lead with an unbelievable time of 1:34.

0:19:260:19:31

This is incredible and there's still 12 people to run.

0:19:310:19:35

Now for another returning champion.

0:19:370:19:40

He wore a bandanna, he's called Andy. That's right, it's Band Andy.

0:19:400:19:46

Listen, you're a Total Wipeout Champion,

0:19:490:19:51

Andy from Bideford, how did that feel?

0:19:510:19:54

Erm...wrong.

0:19:540:19:56

My dad once told me it's not the winning, is the taking part.

0:19:560:20:01

What does he know?

0:20:010:20:03

Well, he knows how to raise a Total Wipeout Champion, show some respect.

0:20:030:20:07

Off he goes. Ooh-hoo, hoo, hoo!

0:20:070:20:10

OH!

0:20:100:20:13

I wonder if he spent his entire ten grand winnings in the souvenir shop.

0:20:130:20:17

It looks like he did but...

0:20:170:20:19

Oh, pain all over.

0:20:190:20:21

But being a true champion, that little fall didn't stop Andy

0:20:210:20:25

so off he goes. No, that did.

0:20:250:20:27

Stopped him there.

0:20:270:20:29

Let's see how he deals with the Dangleberries.

0:20:310:20:35

Quite slowly it seems. I think I might need to come back to him.

0:20:350:20:39

Andy's not the only person to struggle with the Dangleberries,

0:20:410:20:44

these tricky little foam fellows have slowed the pace

0:20:440:20:47

of even the fastest competitors today.

0:20:470:20:49

I'm stuck!

0:20:490:20:50

-Come on!

-How am I going to do this?

0:20:500:20:53

The trick is not to dangle for too long, that's what gets you.

0:20:530:20:57

Returning runner-up Sort Of Kel

0:20:590:21:00

found the Dangleberries sort of...

0:21:000:21:03

Tricky. This wasn't supposed to happen.

0:21:030:21:07

37-year-old Wipeout Zone veteran, Ivor the Driver seemed to...

0:21:070:21:13

let go of the handbrake.

0:21:130:21:15

And 41-year-old children's entertainer Handy-sized Andy struggled.

0:21:150:21:19

Come on. Argh!

0:21:190:21:21

But still managed to entertain the kids.

0:21:210:21:24

Just goes to show that even some of the finest competitors of the series

0:21:240:21:28

can come unstuck thanks to some ill-placed dangly shapes.

0:21:280:21:32

-Last stop.

-I can't reach!

0:21:320:21:35

Back to Band Andy and he's been dangling for over two minutes now.

0:21:350:21:40

That's not good news, given today's stiff competition.

0:21:400:21:43

Unfortunate.

0:21:430:21:45

So Band Andy reaches the finish in 5:11. I'll say no more.

0:21:470:21:53

I love those Dangleberries, a great obstacle, so well crafted, it's all in the name.

0:21:530:21:59

Oh, just received an e-mail from Sylvia in Sidcup,

0:21:590:22:02

and she's very upset at the use of the word Dangleberries.

0:22:020:22:06

It does sound a bit rude, doesn't it?

0:22:060:22:08

Ooh, just received another e-mail, this one is from Steve.

0:22:080:22:12

Apparently dangleberries are a type of fruit from the east coast of America.

0:22:120:22:16

It has a pink flower. Oh, that sounds lovely, that's not horrible at all.

0:22:160:22:21

No, Sylvia disagrees. She says it still sounds rude.

0:22:210:22:25

Yeah, it does.

0:22:250:22:29

Oh, this one's from my producer.

0:22:290:22:31

Oh, I see, it says, "Get on with it."

0:22:310:22:33

OK, here's the leader board.

0:22:330:22:35

So Jiggedy Biggedy Ali has leapt to the top spot

0:22:350:22:38

with Shabba close behind.

0:22:380:22:40

Ooh-ooh Dave is in third, and so is Rob Roy, annoyingly

0:22:400:22:43

on the next page, with Josh from Kent

0:22:430:22:45

and Paul of the Arctic in joint fifth.

0:22:450:22:47

Just too many ties.

0:22:470:22:49

Ivor the Driver is in eighth, and looking slightly more precarious

0:22:490:22:52

are Grace Kayley, Band Andy, and Hard Nut Harry.

0:22:520:22:58

This is Total Wipeout legend Katie Lamb, the daughter of England cricket legend Allan Lamb.

0:22:580:23:03

Here she is on the Sucker Punch hoping that mud doesn't stop play.

0:23:050:23:10

What did she do there?

0:23:100:23:12

That, that leg move.

0:23:120:23:14

She's at it again, maybe Katie's unlocked

0:23:140:23:17

the secret of the Sucker Punch with this adapted fast bowling technique.

0:23:170:23:21

There you go, it works.

0:23:250:23:27

Oh, look.

0:23:280:23:29

Looking good. Ooh, howzat?

0:23:290:23:33

-Oh, Katie!

-Yeah.

0:23:330:23:36

My mistake, it wasn't a breakthrough, just a silly way of walking.

0:23:360:23:40

Katie seems to be just fooling around on the berries.

0:23:400:23:45

Oops.

0:23:450:23:46

Katie completes her champion's qualifier in a time of 2:47.

0:23:460:23:51

Sorry, Alan, it looks like your daughter might be out for a duck,

0:23:510:23:54

in the water.

0:23:540:23:55

Next to go is wildlife vet and runner-up Dashing Julian.

0:23:580:24:02

Last time Julian was here, he dashed straight into the water...

0:24:020:24:06

like that.

0:24:060:24:09

Time to see if Julian can beat that performance.

0:24:090:24:12

One, two, three, four... Oh, no!

0:24:120:24:16

Uh...

0:24:160:24:17

Good news - fourth ball. Bad news - broken face.

0:24:170:24:22

But a great recovery and a good time so far.

0:24:250:24:28

-Yes!

-He's done it, despite that clattering.

0:24:300:24:33

Dashing Julian reaches the end in a still rather good 1:54. Well done.

0:24:330:24:39

Still doesn't excuse the shorts.

0:24:390:24:41

Now it's the turn of Wiggly Wiggly Andy, the Total Wipeout champ

0:24:430:24:46

who did this, and this,

0:24:460:24:49

and won that.

0:24:490:24:50

-Welcome back, Andy.

-How are you doing? Nice to meet you.

0:24:500:24:53

-I'm very...

-I met you before, what are you talking about?

0:24:530:24:56

Well, nice to meet you again. Nice to see you, to see you nice.

0:24:560:24:59

Can't have that catchphrase, it's taken.

0:24:590:25:01

The champ is back, but the job is not done until I'm number one...

0:25:010:25:06

-again!

-A bold statement indeed.

0:25:060:25:09

It's time to see if the actions speak louder than words.

0:25:090:25:12

Wow! Massive jump, amazing stuff.

0:25:120:25:16

Across the first set of Rakes, now the second.

0:25:160:25:19

Ooh! No, he's recovered and he's over.

0:25:190:25:24

There he is.

0:25:240:25:26

Sucker Punch now, can Andy keep this up? Come on.

0:25:260:25:28

Ooh!

0:25:280:25:31

And he's doing well, flawless stuff from Wiggly Wiggly Andy.

0:25:310:25:36

Last time out, Andy became a ball crosser.

0:25:360:25:39

Yes!

0:25:390:25:40

Can he become a ball double-crosser today?

0:25:400:25:43

Here we go. Come on. One, two,

0:25:430:25:45

three... Oh, maybe he can. Blimey!

0:25:450:25:49

Come on. Oh! What a legend!

0:25:490:25:53

Andy Cowper from Welwyn Garden City

0:25:530:25:55

does what no person has ever done before,

0:25:550:25:58

he's crossed the balls for a second time.

0:25:580:26:01

He just has talent. Amazing.

0:26:010:26:04

Andy posts an incredible leader board topping time of 1:22.

0:26:040:26:08

I am such a big fan of this guy,

0:26:080:26:10

but this next guy's not.

0:26:100:26:12

That's because Andy beat James, the slam poet, last time round

0:26:120:26:15

and now he wants revenge.

0:26:150:26:17

-James, welcome back.

-Hi, Amanda, how's it going?

0:26:170:26:20

You have any final-related poetry for me today?

0:26:200:26:24

-I've got one, if you want it.

-I'd love one, yes, please.

0:26:240:26:27

This one is called the City of Water.

0:26:270:26:30

I'm back with sharper teeth, heightened awareness of these main streets of water.

0:26:300:26:34

I'll jump from pillar to plinth and stand so much taller,

0:26:340:26:37

Spring-heeled Jack's found another brawler.

0:26:370:26:39

KLAXON

0:26:390:26:40

Yeah, the klaxon operator clearly not a fan of poetry.

0:26:400:26:43

Anyway, Slam Dunk James sets off.

0:26:430:26:46

-Ooh!

-Oh!

0:26:460:26:48

A giant leap to match Andy's, but he's slightly cautious now,

0:26:480:26:51

it is paying off.

0:26:510:26:53

Now on to the second batch.

0:26:530:26:55

-Yes!

-Wow, James has matched Andy's impressive start.

0:26:570:27:01

And he got across here unscathed.

0:27:020:27:04

Ooh! He's getting a bit scathed but this is looking good. Ow!

0:27:040:27:07

Andy's across.

0:27:070:27:09

The boy is back in town.

0:27:090:27:12

He's going to need to do something special here to beat Andy.

0:27:120:27:16

One, two... Ooh, what's this?

0:27:160:27:17

And he's done it!

0:27:170:27:20

That was special. That was ultra special.

0:27:200:27:24

That was beyond special.

0:27:240:27:27

Slam Dunk James just gallops across the balls, utterly brilliant.

0:27:270:27:31

This is starting to resemble an actual sport show now,

0:27:320:27:36

you know, four, four, two,

0:27:360:27:38

game of two halves, do a goal, all of that.

0:27:380:27:42

Isn't it?

0:27:420:27:43

And what's more, James has defeated the Dangleberries.

0:27:430:27:46

A flawless run and an all-time record for the qualifier, 1:07.

0:27:460:27:51

James has triggered the Unbelievable-ometer.

0:27:510:27:55

Andy will be jealous.

0:27:550:27:58

Phew! This is relentless.

0:27:580:28:00

Here's 27-year-old champion Scouser Modest Mikey.

0:28:000:28:04

Calm down, calm down, calm down.

0:28:060:28:08

Yes, it's the welcome return of my Liverpudlian accent

0:28:080:28:12

and, of course, Scouse champion Mike.

0:28:120:28:15

Crikey Mikey, you did well the last time.

0:28:150:28:18

I didn't do too badly really. It was fantastic, it was, you know.

0:28:180:28:21

Calm down, calm down, calm down.

0:28:210:28:23

-Push it, push it, PUSH IT!

-FARTING

0:28:230:28:27

You pushed it a bit hard there.

0:28:270:28:29

So off goes Modest Mikey. He is flying.

0:28:300:28:33

Yes! Oh, oh!

0:28:330:28:36

And now he's falling.

0:28:360:28:38

Mikey, crikey!

0:28:380:28:41

Three crossings so far today, not sure if I can take another.

0:28:410:28:45

One, two, three, no, four! This is...

0:28:450:28:49

I'm gonna need some tablets.

0:28:490:28:51

Amazing! Truly heroic stuff from Mikey.

0:28:510:28:55

And somehow Mikey has beaten Slam Dunk James's time

0:28:590:29:03

and set off the Unbelievable-ometer again.

0:29:030:29:07

1:06. ALARM BLARES

0:29:070:29:10

This is doing nothing for my blood pressure,

0:29:100:29:12

I don't think I could take another ball crossing.

0:29:120:29:15

Will someone turn the alarm off! ALARM STOPS

0:29:150:29:19

Thank you.

0:29:190:29:21

This is Scott, and he's from Basingstoke.

0:29:210:29:26

On the international special, he flew the flag for team GB.

0:29:260:29:29

Whoo!

0:29:290:29:31

You thought it was just a warm-up, now you're going to see my A game!

0:29:310:29:36

Great Scott, he's confident!

0:29:360:29:39

Here we go.

0:29:390:29:41

Ooh, ooh! Look at this!

0:29:410:29:43

Wow! I... What?

0:29:430:29:45

Amazing.

0:29:450:29:46

I'm having palpitations the way this show's going.

0:29:460:29:49

On to the Sucker Punch. Super fast start on the Sucker Punch.

0:29:490:29:52

-Ooh!

-Not for long.

0:29:520:29:57

Great Scott, it's the Big Balls.

0:29:570:30:00

One, two... This can't be happening again.

0:30:000:30:05

Four.

0:30:050:30:07

He's done is as well! That's five in one day.

0:30:070:30:09

Incredible!

0:30:090:30:11

Great Scott nearly over the Dangleberries to finish in...

0:30:110:30:14

Oh, no. It's coming.

0:30:140:30:16

Wait for it.

0:30:160:30:19

ALARM BLARES He's set the alarm off. 1:04.

0:30:190:30:21

That's the fastest ever, again!

0:30:210:30:24

Stay calm.

0:30:270:30:30

Stay calm.

0:30:300:30:32

It's OK, I'm feeling better now.

0:30:330:30:36

Two contestants remain.

0:30:360:30:37

Firstly, there's champion No Wally Ollie,

0:30:370:30:39

a serious contender.

0:30:390:30:42

Then there's Geordie Legs Ian, the less serious contender.

0:30:420:30:47

First time around, Ian sported a wonderful collection of facial hair, but times have changed.

0:30:480:30:54

The chops have gone.

0:30:540:30:56

Just the tache remains. Very suave.

0:30:560:30:59

Now what kind of a Wally wears socks like those?

0:31:020:31:05

Yes, No Wally Ollie.

0:31:050:31:07

My name is Ollie B, you can't catch me,

0:31:070:31:10

I'm the fastest thing that you'll ever see!

0:31:100:31:13

So, Wipeout, bring it.

0:31:130:31:15

Bring what, new socks maybe?

0:31:150:31:17

Right, Ollie's charge begins.

0:31:170:31:21

Ooh, charge temporarily interrupted.

0:31:210:31:23

Ollie, Ollie, Ollie! Ow, ow, ow!

0:31:230:31:25

Ah, Geordie Legs, must be Ian's.

0:31:250:31:28

By the power of my moustache, I'm going to bag this cash!

0:31:280:31:34

So time to see what the power of a tache can do. Hmm, oh.

0:31:340:31:39

Where's the power in your tache now, eh, Ian?

0:31:410:31:44

There's Ollie getting fired up. I think you need some anger management.

0:31:440:31:48

And this is the place for it. Mind the shorts. Ooh, no!

0:31:490:31:54

Oh, dear.

0:31:590:32:01

Take it on the chin. That's it.

0:32:010:32:02

Yeah, anatomy class needed for Amanda.

0:32:020:32:06

That's not his chin, no.

0:32:060:32:07

Now can Ian's all-powerful tache protect him on the Sucker Punch?

0:32:070:32:12

No, not even slightly.

0:32:130:32:14

No, not at all, in fact.

0:32:140:32:17

And now it's muddy.

0:32:170:32:18

Ollie's looking good, though.

0:32:200:32:23

He reaches the finish in 2:10.

0:32:230:32:26

He's just snuck into the final 12.

0:32:260:32:28

Come on.

0:32:280:32:31

And what's this?

0:32:310:32:32

Ian is looking quick too. This is so close to Ollie's time.

0:32:320:32:35

If he can beat 2:10, he's going to make it to the next round.

0:32:350:32:39

Come on, Ian, do it for facial hair everywhere.

0:32:410:32:45

Careful.

0:32:450:32:47

Yes! He's done it. 2:05, and Ian has ousted Ollie from the final 12.

0:32:470:32:53

What a dramatic finish.

0:32:530:32:56

So the final leader board looks like this, with their frankly

0:32:560:32:59

record-breaking times Great Scott, Modest Mikey, and Slam Dunk James.

0:32:590:33:02

Jiggedy Biggedy is in fifth,

0:33:020:33:04

Rob Roy and Ooh Dave joint seventh, Josh from Kent

0:33:040:33:08

and Paul of the Arctic joint tenth,

0:33:080:33:10

and by the power of his moustache, Geordie Legs Ian just snuck in.

0:33:100:33:13

What a competition this is turning out to be!

0:33:130:33:16

As this show is the final, it's all about the winner.

0:33:170:33:21

But you've got to give the losers some credit and here they are.

0:33:210:33:25

This is Crash Mountain.

0:33:440:33:47

They've all crossed it before, but this time it's personal.

0:33:470:33:53

12 champions. Only five can make it through to the next round.

0:33:530:33:59

It's an all-out dash to the centre to reserve their places

0:33:590:34:03

in Dizzy Dummies.

0:34:030:34:05

The other seven take their seats for the first time on the losers bench.

0:34:050:34:10

On podiums one and two, it's Ooh Dave and Wiggly Wiggly Andy.

0:34:130:34:19

There's only room for one record breaker so, Roy, I'll see you later.

0:34:190:34:24

On three and four, Dashing Julian and Geordie Legs Ian.

0:34:240:34:29

On this mountain I will not crash, because I have a magic moustache.

0:34:290:34:35

Ole. On five, six, and seven,

0:34:350:34:38

Jiggedy Biggedy Ali, Paul of the Arctic, and...

0:34:380:34:42

No, stop that! Rob Roy.

0:34:440:34:47

On eight and nine, Great Scott and Slam Dunk James.

0:34:470:34:51

Yes, I believe in love, yes, I believe in peace,

0:34:510:34:54

but I'm bringing all these boys to the ground.

0:34:540:34:56

On ten and 11, Josh from Kent and Shabba and his homies.

0:34:560:35:01

My name is Shabba and I am the king with the golden crown.

0:35:010:35:04

You know what? You ain't my homies. You lot are going down. Whoa.

0:35:040:35:08

Careful. And finally on podium 12, it's Modest Mikey, looking modest.

0:35:080:35:13

It's an all-male Crash Mountain, there's testosterone everywhere,

0:35:170:35:23

and it's catching.

0:35:230:35:24

-Are you all ready?

-CONTESTANTS: Yes.

0:35:240:35:27

They're are men, they say they were born ready. Three, two,

0:35:270:35:31

one!

0:35:310:35:33

Champions Crash Mountain begins and James is dashing already.

0:35:350:35:39

-Oh, James!

-This is ridiculous!

0:35:390:35:42

James is already into the next round.

0:35:420:35:45

James is on.

0:35:450:35:48

Within milliseconds James made it,

0:35:500:35:53

and he even took out the camera on the way.

0:35:530:35:56

Yes, are those cables safe in that water? Hmm.

0:35:560:36:00

Roy's on now, and off. Couldn't match James.

0:36:010:36:04

Now it's Josh from Kent.

0:36:040:36:06

-Ooh!

-Oh, Joshey!

0:36:080:36:10

Dashing Julian. Ooh! Hang on.

0:36:100:36:14

No.

0:36:160:36:18

Oh! Right in the ribs.

0:36:180:36:20

Who'll be next? It's Paul of the Arctic.

0:36:220:36:25

Ooh, hang on.

0:36:250:36:27

Now Scott's on the paddle.

0:36:270:36:30

Paul's nearly sliced in half. Hang on.

0:36:300:36:33

And now he's off. But Great Scott is through to the next round.

0:36:330:36:40

Great Scott living up to his name.

0:36:400:36:42

Two places taken, three remain.

0:36:420:36:44

And Shabba is going for one of them.

0:36:460:36:48

Come on, Shabba. It's the lover man.

0:36:480:36:50

I think Amanda's been on the tequila again.

0:36:500:36:54

Shabba's up.

0:36:540:36:55

-Ooh! That went very wrong.

-Oh!

0:36:550:36:58

That really was a champion quality wipeout.

0:36:580:37:02

Excellent work.

0:37:020:37:03

And now Ooh Dave leaps into action. Careful.

0:37:070:37:12

He's up. Ow!

0:37:120:37:13

David, oh!

0:37:150:37:17

Dave treating us to another world-class wipeout.

0:37:190:37:24

Josh from Kent is on the paddle for the second time. Come on, Josh.

0:37:240:37:29

He's up, he's away, and Josh is through too... I think... Yes, he is.

0:37:290:37:34

Two places left, who will take them?

0:37:340:37:38

Dave, Andy, Roy, Julian, Ian, Paul, Shabba, or Mikey?

0:37:380:37:46

Ian and his Geordie legs surge into action...

0:37:490:37:53

kind of.

0:37:530:37:55

Yep, he's up. Ooh!

0:37:550:37:57

That hit him like a steam train.

0:38:000:38:03

Ha-ha! Ow!

0:38:050:38:06

It's Modest Mikey going for it now.

0:38:100:38:12

Come on. Got to get up. He is...

0:38:120:38:16

Ooh! So close!

0:38:160:38:18

And quite painful.

0:38:180:38:20

Here's Wiggly Wiggly Andy.

0:38:200:38:23

Ready to pounce. He's up and look at that, Andy is through.

0:38:230:38:27

After that spectacular run by Andy,

0:38:310:38:34

only one place remains in Champions Dizzy Dummies.

0:38:340:38:38

Paul.

0:38:380:38:39

Oh, no!

0:38:390:38:42

Now it's Ali's turn.

0:38:420:38:44

Jiggedy Biggedy's on.

0:38:440:38:46

This might be his last chance.

0:38:460:38:48

Come on. Ooh!

0:38:480:38:51

So many wonderful wipeouts today. We really are being spoiled.

0:38:520:38:57

Shabba's psyching himself up for another attempt by the looks of it.

0:39:020:39:06

He's on, just.

0:39:060:39:08

It could be all or nothing now for Shabba.

0:39:090:39:13

Off he goes...

0:39:130:39:15

and Shabba's done it!

0:39:150:39:17

A well-timed dash and Shabba keeps himself in the competition.

0:39:170:39:20

That means Shabba, Andy, James, Scott and Josh are all through to the next round.

0:39:200:39:27

That was an incredible Crash Mountain.

0:39:270:39:30

So incredible that I'm seriously considering adding it

0:39:300:39:33

to my long-running list of incredible things I've seen.

0:39:330:39:36

So far I've got...

0:39:380:39:40

snow, holograms, and a squirrel that can water ski.

0:39:400:39:45

Oh, yes, that Crash Mountain is definitely going on my list. Got a pen?

0:39:450:39:49

Let's tip our hats to those who have fallen by the wayside.

0:39:490:39:53

Last time I just jumped on it and ran straight over,

0:39:530:39:55

this time I just couldn't quite get it right.

0:39:550:39:57

The standard for this championship was just stunning.

0:39:570:40:00

It was just fast and it was hard

0:40:000:40:01

and it's the one thing I think I'm not particularly good at.

0:40:010:40:04

I'm disappointed I didn't qualify for the next round.

0:40:040:40:07

The bar caught me in the legs, I ended up being the cow in the water again.

0:40:070:40:11

It was like more Jiggedy Biggedy smack.

0:40:110:40:15

No excuses, great time.

0:40:160:40:18

I just didn't make it.

0:40:180:40:20

If I was a bit mad I'd put my money on Scott to go all the way. He's light, he's quick on his feet.

0:40:200:40:26

Out of the boys that went through, I'd like to see Shabba win it.

0:40:260:40:29

A lot of tough guys got through. I'd love James to win.

0:40:290:40:32

James is a really nice kid, I hope he gets through.

0:40:320:40:34

I hope they all get spun very fast on Dizzy Dummies

0:40:340:40:38

and wander off into the bush in Buenos Aires somewhere.

0:40:380:40:40

It's Champions Dizzy Dummies and here's what makes up the course today.

0:40:430:40:48

It begins with a stomach churning spin,

0:40:480:40:50

then a dash up the rotating ramp and through the shapes,

0:40:500:40:54

followed by a race across the Teeter Totters to the finish.

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The last person across is eliminated.

0:40:570:41:00

Then it all happens all over again, but this time they have to cross the Doughnuts.

0:41:000:41:06

First three to make it are in the Ultimate Final Wipeout.

0:41:060:41:09

To be in with a chance of winning the big bucks on this show,

0:41:110:41:14

you've got to have strong arms, strong legs, and...

0:41:140:41:18

a strong stomach.

0:41:180:41:21

A very strong stomach.

0:41:210:41:23

Are you all ready?

0:41:230:41:25

Weaklings ! Three...two...one!

0:41:270:41:31

HOOTER

0:41:310:41:33

Whilst the contestants prepare to rise to the occasion,

0:41:330:41:35

along with their barf, a reminder of who's still in the game.

0:41:350:41:39

Looking lost for words, it's Slam Dunk James.

0:41:390:41:42

Spring heeled Jack's found another broad...

0:41:420:41:44

HOOTER

0:41:440:41:45

Great Scott, it's the record-breaking Great Scott.

0:41:480:41:52

Last time was just a warm-up, now I'm going to bring my A game.

0:41:520:41:55

Yes! Get in there!

0:42:000:42:02

Doing it for the respect of his homeboys is Shabba and his homies.

0:42:020:42:06

He's crossed the balls twice, it's Wiggly Wiggly Andy.

0:42:060:42:12

The job is not done until I'm number one.

0:42:120:42:15

His name is Josh, he's from the Home Counties, it's Josh from the Home Counties, sorry, Josh from Kent.

0:42:150:42:22

First obstacle, the seatbelts, seems to be causing Scott a problem,

0:42:290:42:34

so Andy charges ahead and straight through the shapes. He's quick.

0:42:340:42:39

It's a grapple between Scott and Josh,

0:42:390:42:44

but what's this, Andy is racing ahead, making this a look easy.

0:42:440:42:47

And he's across, gives a little bow too.

0:42:500:42:53

Marvellous. Here's James now...

0:42:530:42:56

Oh, no.

0:42:560:42:59

That was so close to the finish too, back to the start for him.

0:42:590:43:03

Josh completely on his own,

0:43:030:43:06

on to the second table...

0:43:060:43:08

And Josh is across! He makes that look easy as well.

0:43:110:43:14

So now there are only two spaces left.

0:43:140:43:18

Scott is really going for it even though no-one's following him.

0:43:200:43:24

This is looking quick.

0:43:240:43:26

And it's paid off. Great Scott is through.

0:43:270:43:30

It's between James and Shabba now.

0:43:300:43:33

Don't stay there for too long, Shabba, James is closing in.

0:43:330:43:37

Jump, Shabba, jump...

0:43:370:43:40

because here comes James.

0:43:400:43:42

Ooh, he's realised, and Shabba is through. That means Slam Dunk James is out.

0:43:450:43:49

That was so incredibly close.

0:43:560:43:59

It wasn't bad, it wasn't bad at all.

0:43:590:44:01

-But fair play to Shabba, was it Shabba at the end?

-It was Shabba.

0:44:010:44:04

-Yeah, I love Shabba. Everyone loves him.

-Well done, hard luck.

-Thank you.

0:44:040:44:08

HOOTER

0:44:110:44:13

So here goes a second spin cycle.

0:44:130:44:15

Ah, this is nice.

0:44:150:44:18

-No, it's not, is it?

-# The winner takes it all... #

0:44:180:44:21

It's horrible.

0:44:210:44:23

OK, that's enough.

0:44:260:44:29

Off they go.

0:44:320:44:34

Scott's looking ill and heading the wrong way, what's he doing?

0:44:380:44:42

Andy must have an inner ear of steel, Shabba joining him.

0:44:420:44:47

And Shabba's first onto the doughnuts with Andy close behind. In fact, Andy overtaking... Ooh.

0:44:490:44:55

-There's Josh, oh, straight in.

-Oof.

-So Andy's still ahead...

0:44:550:45:01

Oh, no, no!

0:45:020:45:04

That dodge ball was kicked by Eduardo Maradona, Diego's younger brother, such accuracy, devastating.

0:45:060:45:14

Shabba and Scott getting comfy on the first doughnut, Josh out in front.

0:45:140:45:19

Oh, and Josh is off again, that grease causing a few problems today.

0:45:220:45:26

That's Shabba in the water.

0:45:260:45:29

Great Scott now, Andy closing in.

0:45:290:45:33

That doughnut really ain't big enough for the both of them.

0:45:340:45:37

Scott now, oh, no!

0:45:390:45:42

Scott's duck has handed the lead to Andy.

0:45:420:45:45

Andy joined by Josh now.

0:45:450:45:48

Ooh, there's some pushing. Oh, no!

0:45:480:45:52

Getting mean and nasty. Ha ha ha.

0:45:520:45:56

Andy's shove backfired, that'll teach him.

0:45:560:46:00

Josh is nearly there, and Josh has made it.

0:46:030:46:05

He is in the Wipeout Zone.

0:46:050:46:08

Yes, get in. Exactly.

0:46:080:46:10

Here comes Andy now, just two places left in the final.

0:46:100:46:14

There's Shabba with Scott, this is going to be tense.

0:46:140:46:19

Andy leaps and he's on, just one last jump to make...

0:46:220:46:26

Andy could be in trouble now, it's over to Shabba and Scott.

0:46:280:46:32

Gonna take our time, Andy's off, right?

0:46:320:46:38

A coalition. Will it work, though?

0:46:380:46:41

Do you know, teamwork might actually be helping, this is just weird.

0:46:410:46:46

Scott's made it too.

0:46:460:46:48

Take your time.

0:46:500:46:52

Oh!

0:46:540:46:56

Oh, nearly... Come on, come on.

0:46:560:46:59

Hurry up, hurry up!

0:47:010:47:03

Shabba's safe, wait, Scott. He's in!

0:47:030:47:06

-Oh!

-No, he didn't.

0:47:060:47:10

That coalition didn't end well for Scott, it's all or nothing for Andy now.

0:47:100:47:16

NO! Andy!

0:47:160:47:18

I don't know if I can take much more of this, it's unbelievable.

0:47:180:47:21

Well, Scott's shouting, so he's still got some fight left. Here he goes...

0:47:250:47:30

on to the first doughnut, steadies himself.

0:47:300:47:32

Every moment he waits is a moment that Andy can catch up, so come on.

0:47:320:47:37

Come on, Scott.

0:47:420:47:45

Make your move, he's onto the second.

0:47:450:47:48

Can't afford to make any mistakes now, Andy catching up.

0:47:480:47:51

This is tense.

0:47:510:47:53

He's moving on. One more jump...

0:47:530:47:56

And Scott makes it! That means Wiggly Wiggly Andy is eliminated.

0:47:580:48:02

So Great Scott has bagged a third spot in the Wipeout Zone and I need a rest.

0:48:020:48:08

Poor Andy, he put up such a great fight.

0:48:100:48:13

You would've been such a worthy finalist, you missed out. You were so close... Talk to me.

0:48:130:48:19

Obviously all credit to the other contestants, done well.

0:48:190:48:23

Um...

0:48:230:48:25

I'm pretty much really gutted because I've been training so hard for this.

0:48:250:48:30

You've been such a worthy contestant but, Andy, we'll never know.

0:48:300:48:34

I guess we won't, I mean, I can't believe it.

0:48:340:48:37

We have three champions, but there can only be one champion

0:48:370:48:41

so what I said just then doesn't work. I'll start again.

0:48:410:48:45

We have three champions,

0:48:450:48:46

but of those three champions, there can only be one better champion than the other two.

0:48:460:48:51

Yes! (I am pretty!)

0:48:510:48:52

So time for a reminder of those three champions who will be competing in order to be the better champion

0:48:520:48:58

of the final of the Total Wipeout show that is on now, on the telly.

0:48:580:49:02

Obviously we're competing against the best of the best

0:49:040:49:07

because this is the champion of champions.

0:49:070:49:10

I'm in the top three out of the whole series, I guess,

0:49:100:49:13

and to win would obviously be amazing.

0:49:130:49:16

I'm allergic to losing.

0:49:160:49:17

Hopefully if all goes well tonight,

0:49:190:49:21

I'll come out on top and be the best one of the whole series.

0:49:210:49:25

This means a lot for me and my kids and I'm going to definitely do it for them tonight.

0:49:250:49:29

-ECHOING:

-For them tonight, for them tonight...

0:49:290:49:32

Josh, yes, he is just a pretty face, I think.

0:49:340:49:38

Hopefully he doesn't get too messed up if he hits the water too hard.

0:49:380:49:41

Scott goes for it, he had the fastest in the qualifier, he looks like he doesn't play about.

0:49:410:49:47

Scott's definitely got speed, but I've got more speed than him.

0:49:470:49:50

It might just come down to the last hurdle, and I might just beat him to it.

0:49:500:49:55

From what I've heard, I may be the favourite in this particular group.

0:49:550:49:58

As soon as the klaxon sounds and I get pushed down the big slide for the final,

0:50:020:50:06

I've got to take risks this time.

0:50:060:50:08

Last time I was overcautious, this time I'm not going to do that.

0:50:080:50:11

Hopefully I ain't going to fall in, I'm just going to go for it.

0:50:110:50:14

I'm going to finish it in the fastest record time ever.

0:50:140:50:17

I'm a dark horse when it counts, I've put the work in.

0:50:170:50:20

Speed, speed, speed, all the way to the end.

0:50:200:50:23

Hit the buzzer, set the fireworks off,

0:50:230:50:26

win the prize.

0:50:260:50:28

Best of luck to everyone...

0:50:280:50:30

after I've won.

0:50:300:50:32

They haven't changed the course, but they've changed the trophy!

0:50:400:50:45

So it's down the Killer Surf for the trophy,

0:50:450:50:48

then up the Rapid Climb to win the trophy.

0:50:480:50:51

The Seesaw - trophy, Crazy Sweeper - trophy, Rope, Swing, Button - trophy!

0:50:510:50:58

The fastest is the Ultimate Total Wipeout Champion, wins £10,000 and the TROPHY!

0:50:580:51:03

Finally, this is it, the final Wipeout Zone of the series, finally.

0:51:060:51:13

Our three heroes have been here before but only one can be crowned

0:51:130:51:16

the Total Wipeout Series Champion, and Shabba is the first to brave it.

0:51:160:51:22

Well, Shabba ranks in the top three - I had to -

0:51:230:51:26

and I'm sure all his homies will be cheering him on.

0:51:260:51:29

Cheers, everyone, looks like Daddy is bringing the cup home.

0:51:290:51:32

I'll love you lots. Let's go, come on.

0:51:320:51:36

KLAXON BLARES

0:51:360:51:37

So Shabba gets this Champions Total Wipeout Zone started.

0:51:420:51:45

He was beaten to the prize once before,

0:51:450:51:47

he will not want a repeat performance today.

0:51:470:51:50

Shabba in the fight for Series Champion.

0:51:500:51:53

He's got to heave himself up quickly here,

0:51:540:51:57

struggling a bit, by the looks of it.

0:51:570:51:59

Come on, Shabba.

0:51:590:52:02

So the ten-second Tidal Wave countdown begins

0:52:020:52:05

but he's making light work of this now.

0:52:050:52:07

And he's made it.

0:52:070:52:11

Seesaw now.

0:52:110:52:12

Oh, he's racing across...sort of.

0:52:120:52:17

Yes, he's made it.

0:52:170:52:19

On to the Crazy Sweeper, picking his moment.

0:52:210:52:24

He's off, looking like he picked the right moment.

0:52:260:52:30

Yes, perfection!

0:52:320:52:33

Now the Rope Swing...

0:52:330:52:35

Good, steady swing. Ooh, messy landing.

0:52:400:52:43

Come on, one last jump.

0:52:430:52:46

Here we go.

0:52:460:52:47

He's made it, 1:18,

0:52:490:52:52

that is a seriously good time.

0:52:520:52:54

All for you! YES!

0:52:540:52:58

Shabba, you've done it for them, you've done it for yourself,

0:52:580:53:01

you've also done it for your kids.

0:53:010:53:03

Yes, yes, definitely 150% for my kids, Friza and Rianne.

0:53:030:53:08

They're the ones who encouraged me to come here, I've done it for them.

0:53:080:53:11

-Fingers crossed.

-Well, for the kids you've just done that in 1:18.

-That is brilliant, that's awesome.

0:53:110:53:18

Good for you. Scott's up next, let's watch.

0:53:180:53:21

Great Scott requires a truly great performance now.

0:53:210:53:27

Records are meant to be broken, come on!

0:53:270:53:30

Yes, come on.

0:53:300:53:32

Scott didn't win the Wipeout Zone

0:53:400:53:42

on his last attempt.

0:53:420:53:43

He's unaware of Shabba's incredibly fast time

0:53:430:53:46

so he'll just be doing this

0:53:460:53:47

the quickest he possibly can.

0:53:470:53:49

That is a fast swim,

0:53:490:53:50

the ten seconds begun

0:53:500:53:52

and he's looking quick up the Rapid Climb.

0:53:520:53:56

No Tidal Wave, Scott is flying.

0:53:560:54:00

Balancing time now,

0:54:010:54:03

he's on...

0:54:030:54:05

and straight across,

0:54:050:54:08

which means he's on to the Crazy Sweeper.

0:54:080:54:10

Quicker than Shabba at this point.

0:54:100:54:13

Good duck, but now he's up and going for it...

0:54:130:54:16

really going for it. How quick was that?!

0:54:160:54:20

The current all-time record

0:54:200:54:22

for the Wipeout Zone is 1:06,

0:54:220:54:24

could Scott beat that as well?

0:54:240:54:27

He swings, perfect landing.

0:54:270:54:30

I don't believe this,

0:54:300:54:31

58 seconds, a new Wipeout Zone record.

0:54:310:54:34

He is my hero!

0:54:340:54:36

Now he's my double hero!

0:54:400:54:42

-Scott, that was one giant leap for you.

-Thank you very much.

0:54:480:54:51

Scott, I've got to tell you, Shabba was absolutely monumentally fantastic here tonight.

0:54:510:54:59

I know that you've said that this would be your greatest achievement ever in life so far.

0:54:590:55:04

Well, Shabba, he's one step closer to that because he was faster than you.

0:55:040:55:08

Well, done, Scott - hard luck, Shabba my man.

0:55:080:55:12

-Well, done, good luck.

-Go and join the others, well done for getting so far.

-Yeah!

0:55:120:55:17

If anyone can pull it out of the bag to beat Scott's record, it's Josh from Kent.

0:55:180:55:23

First is mine, I'm setting the pace, you're behind - I can't see your face.

0:55:230:55:29

Yes, he's gone for the rhyming option.

0:55:290:55:30

I'd advise against, but he's done it.

0:55:300:55:32

So only Josh can stop Scott

0:55:390:55:41

from taking the Champions' Champion title now.

0:55:410:55:43

Josh is the only finalist

0:55:430:55:45

to have beaten the Wipeout Zone

0:55:450:55:46

but with Scott's amazing time

0:55:460:55:48

he's got his work cut out for him.

0:55:480:55:51

Whoo!

0:55:550:55:57

Josh racing up the Rapid Climb too,

0:55:570:56:00

beats the Tidal Wave easily,

0:56:000:56:02

straight onto the Seesaw now.

0:56:020:56:05

Now he's got Scott worried.

0:56:050:56:07

Easily across there,

0:56:090:56:10

he needs a fast Crazy Sweeper to match Scott,

0:56:100:56:14

and he's off.

0:56:140:56:15

He ducks,

0:56:170:56:19

and on his way. This is very fast, too,

0:56:190:56:22

very fast.

0:56:220:56:25

Safely to the Rope Swing, this is a terrific effort.

0:56:250:56:28

Josh swings out...

0:56:280:56:29

OH NO!

0:56:300:56:32

Oh, my God.

0:56:340:56:36

It was all going so well for Josh,

0:56:360:56:38

but that slip has just cost him

0:56:380:56:40

the Champions' title.

0:56:400:56:42

Josh doesn't know it,

0:56:430:56:44

this is now a battle for second place,

0:56:440:56:46

hauling himself up that ladder,

0:56:460:56:48

Scott can relax now.

0:56:480:56:50

One last jump for Josh.

0:56:500:56:52

1:16, a brilliant time,

0:56:570:56:59

just not good enough for today.

0:56:590:57:02

Oh, Josh, my gosh - what a fantastic run

0:57:020:57:07

until the very end.

0:57:070:57:09

Oh, I slipped off, I couldn't stay on.

0:57:090:57:12

It was still a fantastic run, an absolutely brilliant run.

0:57:120:57:16

I'm going to put you both out of your misery right now.

0:57:160:57:18

One of you has broken the Wipeout Zone record.

0:57:180:57:24

In a time of 58 seconds, the Series Champion is...

0:57:240:57:29

..Scott! Well, done, my man.

0:57:310:57:34

MUSIC: "Zadok the Priest" by Handel

0:57:340:57:36

Great Scott, that was an utterly incredible performance.

0:57:360:57:40

Scott Prior from Basingstoke is a double record breaker.

0:57:400:57:43

There could be no more worthy winner of the title Series Champion than this guy.

0:57:430:57:48

It's too much, I can't take any more.

0:57:500:57:52

I need something to calm me down. Quick, show the clip again.

0:57:520:57:55

Ha-ha! He splashed the lady!

0:57:570:58:00

So that's it for this final show and in a way, wasn't it a wonderful reflection of what life is all about?

0:58:000:58:06

You know, there were tears, laughter, drama, action, and trophy.

0:58:060:58:10

And there were a lot of unbelievable...

0:58:100:58:12

Stop that!

0:58:120:58:15

And there were a lot of unbelievable performances. I need a lie down.

0:58:150:58:19

From Amanda and me, it's goodbye.

0:58:190:58:22

If you want to take part

0:58:220:58:24

in the next series of Total Wipeout,

0:58:240:58:26

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0:58:260:58:29

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0:58:290:58:31

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0:58:480:58:51

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0:58:510:58:55

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