Episode 2 Don't Tell the Bride
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This programme contains some strong language | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
You can't beat a good wedding. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:05 | |
Whether it's Will and Kate's right royal bash | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
or little old me getting hitched last year. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
-'I, Cherry...' -I, Cherry... | 0:00:10 | 0:00:11 | |
-'..take you, Roly...' -..take you, Roly... | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-'..to be my husband.' -..to be my husband. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
And weddings don't come any more dramatic | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
than right here on Don't Tell The Bride. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
-I'm not coming! -Please, I love you! Please. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
Where we give one bloke 12 grand | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
to organise the biggest day of his bride-to-be's life... | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
What could possibly go wrong? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
..on one condition. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
He does it all on his lonesome ownsome. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
-I don't know what she wants. -This is hell on earth. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
The lady gets no say in the big day... | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
-Bitterly disappointed. -..so, all she can expect... | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
What?! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
..is the an expected. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
That's brilliant! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Oh, Nath! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster ride... | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
Get ME on the phone, I'll tell him of the bitch is. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
-..as we remember the ups... -Yes! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
..and downs of our gallant grooms... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-Oops! -Oh, my God! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
-..and their blushing brides. -I'm going to kill him! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
-The laughter... -THEY LAUGH | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
..the tears... | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
..and the soppy snogs. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
There's nothing like a special night and Sally's hen do was... | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
Well, you know the rest. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
'People always expected something to happen with me.' | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
-That's the bottom line cos I'm always up to jokes, or pranks. -What?! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
Right, read it. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
He says, "Your first-class transport awaits you at Prestwich tram stop | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
to whisk you to Manchester city centre | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
for a slap up meal in Yum Yums in the Printworks. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Tram tickets are provided inside. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:06 | |
-Tram?! -Tram? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
-Yeah, Tram tickets. -Tram?! -Oh, my God. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
-Eight tram tickets! -Is he taking the piss?! | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
I bet her face touched the floor. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
I bet she was nearly crying, innit? But I would have found that funny. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
ALL: Woo! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
I can't believe I've got sit in a restaurant. He's taking the piss. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
With this on. I bet he's not in a restaurant, sat wearing this shit. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
That went down like a lead balloon. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
I hate you for getting me on the tram. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Absolutely pissed off that I have to get the tram. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
Here's a good idea - | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
why not dig out the bride's worst nightmare? | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
# Here we go, here we go, here we go... # | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
What we're going to do here today, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
if you haven't already worked it out, is we're going to sing some songs. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
-THEY GROAN -And were going to record them! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
He doesn't know me at all, does he? Oh, my God! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
-I-I-I've heard that you quite like singing? -Yeah, no. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
No, not at all. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
Lottie used to be part of a covers band and an originals band as well, | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
so she loves singing and she loves writing music as well. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
'She's very good at it.' | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
I absolute... I do not want everybody hearing how I sing. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
ALL: Ohh. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
-Your good singer, darling. -You're an amazing singer! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
The thing is, I don't think she, I don't know whether she'd be too keen | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
on the fact that I've put in that situation with her friends | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
and, you know, "All eyes on me," but, erm, I don't know. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
-SHE SOBS -I sounded so bad last time, in the studio. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
Don't make me do it! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
I really, really don't like it. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
Of course, if you're in any doubt bring out a...bucket...of...fish? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:45 | |
Hywel wanted to treat Beca to a special experience | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
so he blagged a favour off his stepdad Steve, | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
who runs a business providing an unusual kind of pampering. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
There'll be screams going on everywhere. It'll be bonkers! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
# Surprise, surprise! # | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
Let's go, Batman! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
-Are they hungry? -They're looking REALLY hungry! -Urgh! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
As they head of for their night out, | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Beca and her friends haven't got a clue what lies in wait. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
There's a minibus! Woo! It's a minibus! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
So fucking tight! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
This is the way to my father's! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Oh, my God. Look at that! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
-Oh, my God! -THEY LAUGH AND SCREAM | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Ooh, it's a bit nipply out! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Get a drink! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:44 | |
Thank you. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
OK, smile! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
JAWS THEME MUSIC | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Time for the pamper party to begin... | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
THEY GASP | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
..with a piscean pedicure. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
I'm not putting my feet in there! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
-NERVOUS CHATTERING -I'm not doing it! I don't like fish! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:11 | |
SHE SHOUTS | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! This is weird! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
No, I'm going to kill him. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
How do you annoy a room full of women in one go? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
Well, like this. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
The budget is wearing very thin. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:34 | |
£392 left. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
I've still got to get flowers, I've still got to get the cake, | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
still got to do the gifts | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
and the bill coming off the girls' hen do | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
is a little bit more than I thought. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
Hello? | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
-Hello there, Amy. How's it going? -Thanks Mitch! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Everyone's had a lovely time and says, "Thank you very much." | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Well, I've been doing some sums... | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
-Yeah? -'..and I've got a problem.' | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
OK. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
'What you've just done this afternoon' | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
has actually come in more expensive than I thought | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
'and I was hoping, so I can buy flowers for the wedding, | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
'that you girls might not mind' | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
sticking a tenner in the kitty each. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
-£10 each? -'I wouldn't ask, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
'and I hope that you can pass that information on, but it really is,' | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
the coffer is at empty. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:23 | |
'It's gone.' | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
Nice one, have a good rest of your day! Sorry, bye! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
That's hopefully not going to break their bank | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
whereas, it's going to make Laura's day even better so... | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
erm, I'm pretty happy. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
The same can't be said for the bridesmaids. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
THEY'VE already spent £65 each. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
Bit tough for us bridesmaids cos we have contributed towards our dresses | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
'and...it's ruined it bit from Laura because she's had a lovely day' | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
and it's put a bit of a dampener on the end of the day, really. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
-I'm so sorry, girls. -Oh, don't be silly, it's fine! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-I've had a lovely day. -It's only £10. It's, like, nothing. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
I know, but that's so annoying! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
At least the bridesmaids are taking control of the hen night | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
and they have an evil plan. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
Seeing as I was told that the bridesmaids were taking over | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
I'm scared. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
I wouldn't spend too much time and make up, Laura! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
MUSIC: "Thriller" by Michael Jackson | 0:07:20 | 0:07:25 | |
Hmm, what happened to your make-up? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:36 | |
'Ah-ha-ha-ha!' | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
MUSIC: "Greatest Day" by Take That | 0:07:41 | 0:07:46 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 |