Anna and Sian Don't Tell the Bride


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THIS PROGRAMME CONTAINS SOME STRONG LANGUAGE

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Five years of Don't Tell The Bride. 48 brave brides...

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48 game-on grooms.

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-Dozens of dress disasters...

-Don't panic!

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..and one near miss.

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Please just get on the plane.

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I'm not coming. Game over.

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Now we're back for a whole new roller-coaster ride...

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..as 12 more blushing brides leave the biggest day of their lives...

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Oh, my God!

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..in the hands of the men they love.

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-The grooms get three weeks...

-No way!

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-..and £12,000...

-12 Gs, man!

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-Oh, my God!

-Are you ready, mate?

-All ready!

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..and the brides get no say in how it's spent.

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I just don't want to do this any more.

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-So saddle up for tears...

-Hope he got the right one!

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-..tantrums...

-Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day?

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..and total meltdowns.

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I can't even get the wedding planned. I can't... I can't do anything.

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Tonight, the pressure's on for tomboy Anna...

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This is the biggest decision I've ever had to make.

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-..to give her bride-to-be Sian...

-I'm getting nervous now.

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..the classy civil wedding of her dreams.

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-Oh, my God!

-We'll be divorced before the day's even over.

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But how will Anna's tomboyish brain...

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She's got big boobs.

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..cope in such a girly world?

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How do girls do this?

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Can her best woman...

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-Come on, kids!

-..keep her in check...

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and in one piece?

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Basically the poo's hitting the fan.

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Will she ever unleash her inner girliness?

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Oh, no!

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-Can this woman...

-I'm mad.

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-..give her woman...

-It's vile.

-..a day she'll never forget?

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I want to go home, just grab her.

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I feel like not marrying her now.

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Today, 24-year-old Sian's moving out of the home she shares in Liverpool

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with her 31-year-old girlfriend Anna

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and the two men in their lives, Zack and Laurence.

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These two Scousers are crazy about each other,

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but we need to rewind a little

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to see where their love story began.

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Neither support worker Anna nor fashion manager Sian

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were looking for a relationship when they first set eyes on each other

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in a gay bar in Liverpool.

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I just thought she was gorgeous. I went on to my friend all the time,

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"She's gorgeous." She's the nicest- looking thing I ever saw.

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-Just looks like a little doll. Oh!

-THEY LAUGH

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Cupid had struck. But Anna wasn't going to have an easy ride

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from her future girlfriend.

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I could see Anna giving me the eye, but I didn't really want to know.

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I was trying to act all cool. But we did bump into each other a few times.

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-'Oh, good few times.'

-'A good few times!'

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Now, when I look back, you were obviously stalking me,

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-and playing hard to get.

-Oh, my God! Dream on!

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It wasn't long before they knew they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together.

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'I think she's absolutely gorgeous, and I love her eyes and smile.'

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When she smiles, it lights her whole face up. I love that about her.

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I can't explain how I knew she was the one.

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I just loved everything about her,

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and just thought, "Bloody hell, this is a bit mad."

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Being with Sian finally gave Anna the courage she needed

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to come out to her parents.

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When I met Sian, I thought, "I'm going to have to tell her,"

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so I said, "Mum, I know you know I'm gay, but I've never told you. So I'm telling you."

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She was crying. "Oh, I just want you to be happy!"

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"What's her name? Can I meet her?"

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Anna knew Sian was the one, and four months later popped the question.

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# Baby, I think I wanna marry you #

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Anna's big romantic proposal was in a text.

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It wasn't. I knew you were going to say that.

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-It was in a text!

-It wasn't, because we spoke about it.

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Yeah. No, we'd spoke about it, and then in a text one day,

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she said, "Let's just get engaged. Let's just do it."

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But Anna's not quite so decisive at home.

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You haven't opened a single letter or a single bill, or paid one.

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'Anna's just hopeless, really.'

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She doesn't sort bills out. She can't open letters.

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SHE SIGHS Anna, you drive me mad, you know.

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Honest to God.

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Even her intended has to agree.

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Any mail, even... I don't know what it is. I haven't got a clue.

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If it's got my name on, I go... I don't open mail.

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I've never...never handled "male" in my life.

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I have once, but...

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SHE LAUGHS

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Excuse the pun. So it's no surprise

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that Anna's hopelessly wrapped around Sian's little finger.

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Who wears the trousers? Physically it's me,

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obviously. But...Sian wears the trousers.

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-She gets her own way all the time.

-Oh, glad you said that.

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Yeah, I agree with that as well. THEY LAUGH

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But that's about to change.

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For the next three weeks, it's going to be Anna's way all the way.

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Oh, Sian, that's ridiculous!

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We'll have to hire a lorry or something to get to your mum's.

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Don't be dramatic.

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The task ahead is huge, because these girls couldn't be more different.

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I'm a real girly girl, really.

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'I love all my fashion and clothes-shopping and stuff.'

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What do you think of this one?

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I'm very tomboyish. That's the only way I can describe me.

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I am. I'm a tomboy.

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But to give her woman what she wants,

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Anna will have to immerse herself in Sian's girly world, so to speak.

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I've never bought a dress in my life.

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I wouldn't know what was a nice dress and what wasn't.

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I'd know if the woman was nice that was in the dress,

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but I wouldn't know the dress was nice.

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Anna's a fish out of water in the world of weddings,

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and Sian won't be happy with anything less

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than a very big white one.

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I've always dreamt of quite a big day, really.

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'I want it quite traditional.'

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It doesn't mean that the day's got to be any different to if I was marrying a man.

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It's a gay wedding, so I wouldn't want us to do traditional.

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I want to do something different, cos we are different.

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This lesbian love affair is about to be put to the ultimate test,

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when Sian leaves her girly wedding in Anna's not-so-girly hands.

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Do you think it's going to be a disaster, me arranging it?

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Biggest disaster ever.

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I think I should've been the bride!

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The time has come to say goodbye.

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Oh, I've got to go!

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Seriously? It's only three weeks!

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Oh! This isn't shutting.

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Make it shut.

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Love you. See you soon.

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# When I see your face

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# There's not a thing that I would change

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# Cos you're amazing

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# Just the way you are #

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I feel sick. I feel like I've lost my right hand already.

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I'll have a chocolate. Always cheers me up.

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Chocolate's the answer to everything.

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Sian's moving seven miles away, back to her mum's.

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-Her sister Stephanie lives just next door.

-You OK?

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Ooh, home, sweet home!

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Sian's homecoming has reminded Mum Shirley

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of the dreams she once had for her daughter's big day.

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I just had in my head that she was going to have this big white wedding

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one day, and a man! And marrying a man.

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But...

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I never imagined she'd...

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be gay, and marrying a woman.

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Sian settles back into her pretty pink bedroom.

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I think she looks gorgeous. Bit more of a girly side to her, as well.

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I'm going to talk to these every night, just warn her.

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Just...

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Please, just get this right for me.

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She needn't worry. Anna's just called for backup.

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# They wanna know

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# Who's that girl #

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Introducing rapper MC Stylee -

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or Jade, best mate of five years and her best woman.

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She's more into beat-boxing than bridal wear,

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and no more in touch with her feminine side than Anna.

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Anna and Jade together is just unthinkable, really.

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People assume two women planning a wedding, it'll all be amazing.

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But we both lead each other astray at times,

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so I don't know what's going to happen.

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Eager to give Sian her dream wedding, Anna reveals her vision

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for the reception venue - a warehouse.

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Something like an outbuilding, just looks wrecked on the outside.

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It's perfect for a girly wedding -

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assuming the girl in question drives a fork-lift truck.

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Don't do it all up on the outside, just the inside,

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so as she's coming down, she's going to be thinking,

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"What's going on here? Where am I going?"

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-Definitely.

-"This is not my venue."

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-We can do it inside, though.

-Dead classy. You know what I mean?

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Sounds it!

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And how do we achieve "classy"? Over to Jade.

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Do a masquerade ball, Anna.

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I swear to God, it would be amazing.

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It would be dead sexy and cool.

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Get, like, burlesque dancers on

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and all different entertainment and stuff.

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-Is that your mates we're on about?

-Trust me. Don't worry about it.

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This is your time to show Sian what you can do.

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-My time to shine.

-We'll do it.

-Cheers to that, definitely.

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Whoo!

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So, the idea for Sian's big day is to stick her in a dodgy warehouse

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full of guests she won't recognise because they all have masks on.

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They meet at the docks, where Jade's lined up a mass-cabaret night,

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keen to convince Anna of her plan.

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Just get an idea of the entertainment,

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an idea of the style, what they're wearing. Just pick up on stuff.

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Yeah, that'll be good. I'll have a look, but I just don't know.

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In they go. There's nothing wrong with this as a wedding theme -

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well, except her. And him.

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And him. And her. Is this really what Jade had in mind?

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HARD-DANCE MUSIC POUNDS

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CHEERING

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Oh, do you know what?

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Guess the masquerade-ball theme's definitely out the window.

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Them people are insane.

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Anna, I'm sorry.

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THEY LAUGH

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At least we know we can wipe that idea clean off the paper.

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It's an experience, but that's a bit too much of an experience.

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And with that, Jade's masquerade theme falls firmly on its arse.

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Anna's still set on a warehouse for the reception,

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but she wants somewhere much grander to say her vows.

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Today, P is for positivity.

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Let's go.

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-Are you nervous?

-Yeah, dead nervous.

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Liverpool's town hall is certainly grand enough.

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It could be the perfect setting for Sian's girly white wedding.

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But Anna doesn't want girly. She wants something

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more in touch with her masculine side.

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This is the seat of power. This is where all the decisions get made.

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I can feel it. That's why I'm so overwhelmed and so excited.

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It's powerful, Anna.

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It shows a side of you, though.

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This is a bit more me than Sian. This is a bit more manly.

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That's what I mean. It's...

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I'm speechless. Anna, it's amazing. It's absolutely amazing.

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You can feel what goes on in here.

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It's not Sian, though.

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Oh, imagine she hates it!

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This is the biggest decision I've ever had to make, ever.

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That's why I'm struggling. Yeah, it is about making a statement,

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but it could just go wrong.

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But Anna's prepared to risk £1,000 on making her manly statement.

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I just need to know dates. I need to know the availability.

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-It's free, yeah.

-Is it? Oh, Jade!

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THEY LAUGH

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-ANNA MOANS

-Go on, kid!

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Oh, I'm nearly crying! I need to hold it together!

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THEY LAUGH

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-Oh, my God!

-Oh, I'm made up!

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SONG: "Who's That Chick" by David Guetta feat. Rihanna

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It's back to reception planning, and there's one more woman

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Anna still needs to impress with her warehouse idea -

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her sister Louise.

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Come on, then! Spill.

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You might think I'm mad.

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Why?

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I think Sian's mad for letting you organise the whole wedding.

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Everyone's just going to think, you know,

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manor house, country garden. I know Sian would want that,

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but I'm doing something totally opposite to that.

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What?

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A run-down area with a warehouse.

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ANNA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

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For your wedding day? Sian's like a little princess, Anna.

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With the reception venue still to find,

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Anna wants to show sister Louise the kind of rough-and-ready style she's looking for.

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Meanwhile, just five miles away, Sian's brought her bridesmaid Hannah along to classic Croxteth Hall,

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where she's keen to show off the classy feminine style she wants.

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This country estate is set in elegant surroundings,

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with exquisite rooms perfect for Sian's classic wedding.

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This is, like, red carpet. Imagine me walking up the stairs,

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-right down here, and then in.

-The ceiling is just gorgeous.

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-Imagine just pictures out there.

-Yeah.

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Put some nice flowers around, couldn't you?

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-Is this what you'd want?

-Yeah.

-This style?

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-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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This exactly is perfect.

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I don't think Anna's got a clue what she wants,

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-let alone what she thinks I would want.

-She wouldn't like this.

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I can't see her here, no. Really.

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I can't picture what she'd even do.

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You couldn't even begin to imagine.

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# Love is in the air

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# Everywhere I look around...

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It stinks!

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# Love is in the air

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# Every sight and every sound...

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Somewhere like that. In that building, like that.

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-No. You're taking the piss.

-I'm not!

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I'm not messing, Louise.

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I mean, if they had a big room in there,

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a big square room, massive, and it was just for me to go in,

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a blank canvas, and do it up and make it look amazing...

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It looks awful.

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There's just no words.

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Outside's just perfect, isn't it?

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Just all this space, and just looking at the building itself,

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it's absolutely gorgeous.

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I can't see this being anything Anna would go for.

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What will she get?

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I dread to think.

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# Love is in the air

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# Love is in the air #

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-Looks like a tramp's little doorway.

-But this is the effect I want.

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If you go somewhere spectacular outside, you'll just expect it,

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and you won't appreciate it when you go in.

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If that was you on your wedding day, would you get out the car

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or would you turn round? Honestly?

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-I don't know. I don't know.

-Don't say that.

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I just hope she thinks along the same lines as what I think.

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If she doesn't get this right,

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I think we'll be divorced before the day's even over.

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HANNAH LAUGHS

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No. It'll be all right, won't it?

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What's the worst that could happen, really?

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Seriously?

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Probably best not to dwell on that.

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As the search for a gritty venue continues,

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Anna hooks up with Jade for a visit to Liverpool's Contemporary Urban Centre.

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Could this have the classy feminine feel

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that Sian would wish for her wedding?

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-This is the mezzanine.

-No.

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But it's exactly what Anna's had her heart set on.

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Oh, my God, it's amazing! Isn't it?

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-Eh?

-No way!

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-God!

-You're not stuck to the furniture that's in the room,

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-so you could use that...

-That would be well better.

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-A more loungey, cooler kind of space.

-Oh, I love it.

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-Can we go and have a look up there?

-Course, yeah.

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So it's set up at the moment for quite formal dining,

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-but you can just change it.

-I'd have these out.

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-I don't want these.

-You could have it out.

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-This is perfect.

-Anna's got her blank canvas,

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so now she can put all her love into making it what she thinks is girly for Sian.

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We've got work to do in here now.

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We can't just pick the venue and relax.

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We got to come and do it.

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-You'll be able to put your heart and soul into it...

-My stamp on it.

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-..your love into it.

-It's like the pressure's gone,

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but now there's a brand-new stress on our heads now, doing all this up.

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And the brand-new stress has just cost her two and a half grand.

0:17:530:17:58

Home alone - well, not quite.

0:18:020:18:05

And now she's ready to start striking more items

0:18:050:18:08

off her to-do list.

0:18:080:18:09

I can tick that off. Venue.

0:18:090:18:12

That's all I CAN tick!

0:18:120:18:14

Oh, my God!

0:18:140:18:16

Oh, so much to do.

0:18:160:18:19

At least someone appreciates her efforts.

0:18:240:18:27

Five days in,

0:18:310:18:33

and Anna decides it's time to prettify her warehouse.

0:18:330:18:36

She and sister Louise are in search of some decor

0:18:360:18:40

that will wow the bride to be... at a car-boot sale?

0:18:400:18:45

Oh, I think that would be boss, just like that! I love it!

0:18:460:18:50

A scooter! That's perfect!

0:18:500:18:53

That'll be the centrepiece.

0:18:530:18:54

I think you can call it a day, love. That's the decor sorted.

0:18:540:18:59

It's just not going good for me today.

0:18:590:19:01

I need to find something ASAP.

0:19:010:19:03

Not just any old thing, Anna. Something useful, maybe.

0:19:030:19:08

Have you got eight - four of them and four different ones?

0:19:090:19:12

That's eight chairs, for 200 guests. Do the maths.

0:19:120:19:17

And why not throw a couple of mirrors into the mix?

0:19:170:19:20

At least it will look like there are twice as many chairs.

0:19:200:19:23

Oblivious to the delights that Anna has so far laid on for her wedding,

0:19:230:19:28

Sian and her mum are wondering how her beloved is getting on.

0:19:280:19:31

If you was arranging it all, would you have it all done by now,

0:19:310:19:34

or...

0:19:340:19:36

Yeah. More or less, I would think, yeah.

0:19:360:19:38

Probably produce a little list of every single thing

0:19:380:19:41

that they can think at the beginning, that they're going to need,

0:19:410:19:45

and then tick them all off.

0:19:450:19:47

If you haven't got a list with you, you end up buying random things.

0:19:470:19:52

And Jade's about to see those random things.

0:19:520:19:55

OK. We got eight chairs and a mirror, as well.

0:19:550:19:58

-Oh, thank you very much.

-Okey doke.

0:19:580:20:00

-You feel like you shouldn't leave me on my own no more?

-Never again.

0:20:000:20:03

With things so clearly pear-shaped,

0:20:030:20:05

Jade decides it's time to have a quiet word. Well, a word, anyway.

0:20:050:20:10

This lady standing before us today

0:20:100:20:12

needs to be barred from the car-boot sale.

0:20:120:20:15

Do not ever sell her Chinese chairs for her wedding again.

0:20:150:20:20

Sian's going to be made up.

0:20:200:20:22

This is just a load of shit.

0:20:220:20:24

Oh, that's a bit harsh! I'll settle for "a pile of junk".

0:20:240:20:28

One week over, and so far Anna's approached the girly world of weddings like...well, a bloke.

0:20:310:20:37

But never mind. She's out celebrating her stag do

0:20:370:20:40

at Liverpool's Gay Pride.

0:20:400:20:42

Ashley! You look gorgeous!

0:20:420:20:46

-Don't tell the bride!

-You all right?

0:20:460:20:49

-Fine, gorgeous. How are you?

-All right. You look amazing!

0:20:490:20:52

But one person isn't feeling quite so gay.

0:20:520:20:55

Sian has somewhere else to go - work.

0:20:550:20:58

I feel horrible that I can't go with her.

0:20:580:21:01

It would have been nice for me to go

0:21:010:21:03

and kind of show my support and stuff like that.

0:21:030:21:06

-I hope you have a good day at work.

-All right. Thanks, Mum.

0:21:060:21:09

See you later.

0:21:090:21:11

It looks like it's going to rain, so I hope it rains on them all today.

0:21:110:21:15

But no-one's raining on Anna's parade today.

0:21:160:21:20

RHYTHMIC MUSIC POUNDS

0:21:200:21:23

ANNOUNCER: The Dreams!

0:21:330:21:36

# We're your dreamgirls

0:21:360:21:38

# Boy, we'll make you happy

0:21:380:21:41

# Yeah, yeah, yeah

0:21:410:21:42

# We're your dreamgirls

0:21:420:21:44

# Boys, we'll always care

0:21:440:21:50

# We'll be there #

0:21:500:21:52

DANCE MUSIC BLARES

0:21:520:21:55

But what's missing from this stag?

0:21:590:22:02

I've booked you half an hour at Dreamers, all right?

0:22:020:22:05

-You haven't!

-I have, I swear.

-Oh, no!

0:22:050:22:08

I don't want to dance there. I'll go. I don't want to dance.

0:22:080:22:11

-Is that all right?

-Yeah, that's fine.

0:22:110:22:14

SONG: "Like A G6" by Far East Movement

0:22:150:22:18

# I'm feelin' so fly

0:22:180:22:21

# Like a G6 #

0:22:210:22:22

SONG: "Little Bad Girl" by David Guetta

0:22:220:22:25

# Go, little bad girl

0:22:260:22:29

# Little bad girl

0:22:290:22:30

# Go, little bad girl

0:22:300:22:32

# Go, little bad girl #

0:22:320:22:34

THEY CHATTER

0:22:340:22:36

It's week two. Anna's spent four grand,

0:22:360:22:40

and still only got two venues and some decor.

0:22:400:22:43

But she's still missing the gown, cars,

0:22:430:22:46

flowers, cake, rings, bridesmaids' dresses...

0:22:460:22:50

The good news is, she's up with the birds -

0:22:500:22:52

just not HER bird.

0:22:520:22:55

The bad news is, she's got to go back to work.

0:22:550:22:57

# Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen

0:22:570:23:00

# Pour myself a cup of ambition...

0:23:000:23:02

I'm freezing, and my clothes are wet.

0:23:020:23:04

I really shouldn't have to go in, but I do.

0:23:040:23:08

Booked my taxi.

0:23:120:23:14

# Working nine to five

0:23:140:23:16

# What a way to make a living #

0:23:160:23:19

Anna's back at her job as a support worker all week,

0:23:190:23:22

so she'll have to put her wedding plans on hold...

0:23:220:23:26

..and reality's beginning to bite.

0:23:270:23:30

Don't know what I'm going to do.

0:23:300:23:32

I think it's impossible, isn't it?

0:23:340:23:37

# Time goes by

0:23:370:23:39

# So slowly #

0:23:390:23:41

The next four days slip through her fingers...

0:23:410:23:44

just like that.

0:23:440:23:47

KNOCK AT DOOR

0:23:510:23:52

It's high time for some best-womanly intervention.

0:23:520:23:56

-All right?

-Oh!

-THEY LAUGH

0:23:560:23:58

I need you!

0:23:590:24:01

We haven't got nothing.

0:24:010:24:03

-Oh, my God!

-What am I going to do?

0:24:050:24:08

Basically, the poo's hitting the fan.

0:24:080:24:10

-THEY LAUGH

-Oh, no. It's not even funny.

0:24:100:24:13

It's a new day, but the same old obsession.

0:24:140:24:18

Anna's back on the hunt for warehouse decor.

0:24:180:24:21

At least this time she's brought sensible Jade to keep her in line.

0:24:210:24:25

Come on, kids!

0:24:250:24:27

Or maybe bringing Jade wasn't such a good idea.

0:24:290:24:32

SHE SIGHS

0:24:320:24:34

Up!

0:24:340:24:36

Agh!

0:24:410:24:43

THEY LAUGH

0:24:430:24:45

-"Mr Humphries, are you free?"

-"I am free!"

-"Menswear."

0:24:450:24:49

That's more random clobber sorted.

0:24:490:24:52

And to the front desk, please. And to the front desk.

0:24:520:24:55

-Thank you.

-THEY LAUGH

0:24:550:24:58

Roger that.

0:24:580:25:00

THEY LAUGH

0:25:000:25:02

In all the stress, the woman who's in charge of her whole wedding

0:25:040:25:09

has forgotten her own birthday. But her future missus hasn't.

0:25:090:25:12

Arriving home with her sister Louise,

0:25:120:25:15

Anna's in for a surprise.

0:25:150:25:17

Oh, my God!

0:25:170:25:20

Oh, isn't that lovely? Open it!

0:25:200:25:23

Oh!

0:25:250:25:26

To my Annie. I can't believe, on your first birthday

0:25:260:25:30

we should have been spending together, we're apart.

0:25:300:25:33

I'm missing you more than anything.

0:25:330:25:35

You truly are the most amazing person ever.

0:25:350:25:37

You are beautiful inside and out.

0:25:370:25:40

SHE SOBS

0:25:400:25:42

I'm proud to know that I'm about to become your wife.

0:25:440:25:47

Can't wait to see you and your gorgeous smile.

0:25:470:25:50

I hope you're not stressing too much, even though I know you will be.

0:25:500:25:54

Whatever happens, I love you and always will. Thank you so much.

0:25:560:26:00

Love you the whole world and back. Your Sianie.

0:26:000:26:02

-SHE SNIFFS

-God!

0:26:060:26:09

Oh, my God.

0:26:090:26:11

With just over a week to go,

0:26:210:26:23

Sian's touching words have given Anna new focus for the wedding.

0:26:230:26:27

If she wants to give her beloved the day of her dreams,

0:26:270:26:31

Anna will have to find her the bridal gown of her dreams.

0:26:310:26:34

But this is the girl who's never bought a dress in her life,

0:26:340:26:38

so she won't be leaving without Jade by her side.

0:26:380:26:41

I still haven't got a clue about dresses, to be honest,

0:26:410:26:44

but I can go and have a look, can't I?

0:26:440:26:47

Not yet, she can't, because Jade's not into dresses either,

0:26:470:26:51

and has no intention of trying one on,

0:26:510:26:53

even for her best mate.

0:26:530:26:56

So she's on the hunt for a model.

0:26:560:26:58

# I like them tall girls

0:26:580:26:59

# I like them short girls...

0:26:590:27:01

Which one of youse want to be Sian? Anyone?

0:27:010:27:04

Never get lonely in here, would you? Ever.

0:27:040:27:07

# I get all the girls

0:27:070:27:09

# I get all the girls #

0:27:090:27:11

I think you're going to be perfect for the job.

0:27:120:27:16

Jade's found her replacement. But she's a bit legless.

0:27:160:27:19

Oh, shit!

0:27:190:27:21

Finally the best woman arrives with her newfound friend.

0:27:210:27:25

-All right?

-Oh, what's that?

0:27:250:27:27

-Sian.

-ANNA LAUGHS

0:27:280:27:31

We're not carrying that round with us.

0:27:310:27:33

Oh, don't worry. She comes to pieces. Look. Hi, babe!

0:27:330:27:37

Anna, Jade, and, er...Sian head off to shop.

0:27:390:27:44

Whatever happens, the trio can't return home without a wedding dress.

0:27:450:27:50

Oh, Sian, sorry.

0:27:500:27:53

But with the dummy in pieces, Anna, the blonde bombshell,

0:27:530:27:56

drops - well, a bombshell.

0:27:560:27:59

When we go to the next shop, maybe you could try something on.

0:27:590:28:03

-Would you do that?

-I'll have to.

0:28:030:28:05

I'll get more of an idea of what it looks like on.

0:28:050:28:08

Oh, this is going to be funny, isn't it?

0:28:080:28:11

Do you know what size she is?

0:28:180:28:20

I think she was a ten last time I seen her.

0:28:200:28:23

This girl needs help.

0:28:230:28:26

I'm a bride and a groom at the same time,

0:28:260:28:29

but I'm looking for a dress for, obviously, my wife to be,

0:28:290:28:32

-but I don't even know what I'm looking for.

-You don't say!

0:28:320:28:35

That's a lovely plain one, but it's not too...

0:28:350:28:38

That's a lovely Grecian style what Kylie's got there.

0:28:380:28:41

-Oh, I like that.

-And there's that one here, as well.

0:28:410:28:44

That's nice, as well. There you are, Jade.

0:28:440:28:46

-Totally different.

-It is!

0:28:460:28:48

-Are you all right to try that on?

-No, she really isn't.

0:28:480:28:52

Not very happy about it, are you?

0:28:520:28:54

I'm fine, Anna.

0:28:540:28:56

THEY LAUGH

0:28:560:28:58

She won't even know how to put it on.

0:29:020:29:05

Across town, Sian's also taking mum Shirley and bridesmaid Hannah frock-shopping.

0:29:050:29:11

And Shirley picks out the dream dress she thinks Sian would love.

0:29:120:29:16

-That is absolutely fabulous.

-I do quite like that.

0:29:160:29:20

Mum waits with bated breath.

0:29:200:29:22

I would like to see her get married in a real one.

0:29:220:29:25

-Wow, Sian!

-Oh, my God!

0:29:270:29:31

Oh, my word, Sian!

0:29:310:29:34

Oh, it's so beautiful!

0:29:340:29:36

SHE LAUGHS

0:29:360:29:38

Oh, my, Sian, it's fabulous!

0:29:400:29:42

You look like a real princess!

0:29:420:29:45

While Sian's feeling like a real princess,

0:29:450:29:48

Jade's feeling like a right Charlie.

0:29:480:29:52

THEY LAUGH

0:29:520:29:54

-Jade! Oh!

-THEY LAUGH

0:29:580:30:01

Do you like this dress, Anna? Do you want this one?

0:30:030:30:07

No, listen... Yeah, it's nice.

0:30:070:30:10

SHE LAUGHS

0:30:100:30:13

I feel like I'm looking at my brother in a dress.

0:30:130:30:16

You can take a picture if you want.

0:30:170:30:19

Oh, man!

0:30:190:30:22

THEY LAUGH

0:30:220:30:24

Yes, photographic evidence is just what she wants!

0:30:240:30:27

Never did I think, as a best man, I would be doing this.

0:30:270:30:33

SHE LAUGHS

0:30:330:30:35

With half the day gone, the girls are yet to be wowed by anything.

0:30:350:30:39

Got to have it done by today. I'm doing it today. I'm on a mission.

0:30:390:30:44

Sian's on a mission of her own.

0:30:460:30:48

She's got something much sexier than a princess dress in mind.

0:30:480:30:52

HANNAH GASPS

0:30:520:30:54

-Isn't that just fabulous?

-Oh, my God!

0:30:540:30:57

In the name of love, Anna's braved the bridal world.

0:30:570:31:02

But eight hours in, she's still empty-handed,

0:31:020:31:05

and the shops are closing.

0:31:050:31:07

Got no dress, no nothing.

0:31:090:31:12

No bird.

0:31:130:31:15

Luckily one bridal shop is still open.

0:31:180:31:21

This is Anna's last chance to get it right for the girl she loves.

0:31:210:31:25

I'm up the wall, so I need help.

0:31:250:31:26

This is where I need your help, to tell me what her style is.

0:31:260:31:30

She's a very girly girl.

0:31:300:31:33

She's not your typical-looking-type lesbian,

0:31:330:31:37

if you want me to say it just how it is.

0:31:370:31:39

-Feminine, floaty, girly look...

-Yeah.

-..would she?

0:31:390:31:44

Sian's found her show-stopper.

0:31:440:31:46

-Sian!

-It's absolutely gorgeous.

-It's beautiful.

0:31:460:31:49

-Absolutely beautiful.

-Isn't it gorgeous?

0:31:490:31:54

Oh, Sian!

0:31:560:31:59

This is just me. I want it, and that just fits dead nice.

0:31:590:32:03

I just love the style of it, and I love this.

0:32:030:32:05

-Yeah, I do.

-It's all just glittery and just...

0:32:050:32:08

But not too much, not over the top, is it? Do you know what I mean?

0:32:080:32:11

It's dead glamorous.

0:32:110:32:13

It's graceful and girly all the way for this Grecian goddess.

0:32:130:32:16

-Wowzers!

-That's lovely!

0:32:160:32:19

Against all the odds, dress-phobic Anna's thinking along the same lines.

0:32:190:32:23

Is Sian, would you say, a size smaller than Jade,

0:32:230:32:26

-or body-wise...

-No, she's probably the same. Yeah.

0:32:260:32:30

She's got big boobs, as well.

0:32:300:32:32

Well, we've got room in there to fit big boobs into.

0:32:320:32:36

I really like that. I like that bit there at the top.

0:32:360:32:40

It's different, isn't it?

0:32:400:32:42

-I don't make decisions, as a rule.

-Buy it.

0:32:420:32:45

Never made a decision in my life, never mind a huge one like this.

0:32:450:32:49

I am getting quite nervous now,

0:32:490:32:51

because I've seen exactly what I want now, more or less.

0:32:510:32:54

Unless she bought that, I am going to be disappointed, even if it's nice,

0:32:540:32:58

because my heart's set on it now.

0:32:580:33:01

-Prepare to be disappointed, then...

-Oh, it's stunning.

0:33:010:33:04

..because Anna's gone from Grecian to fitted lacy fishtail.

0:33:040:33:08

That's... That's what I like.

0:33:100:33:12

But I'm thinking, "What if Sian doesn't like it?"

0:33:120:33:16

But I think that's stunning. I've got my dress. That's the one.

0:33:160:33:20

-Really? Congratulations.

-Thank you.

0:33:200:33:23

Oh, it's so emotional, isn't it?

0:33:230:33:25

No going back now. You've said it! No going back.

0:33:250:33:28

She's gone sappy.

0:33:280:33:30

Not again.

0:33:300:33:32

I just think it's the most stunning thing I've ever seen,

0:33:320:33:36

but I don't know whether Sian will.

0:33:360:33:38

Anna's put 12 hours, £1,000 and every ounce of her love

0:33:380:33:43

into finding something special for her Sian.

0:33:430:33:47

With less than a week to go,

0:33:510:33:53

Sian's about to get her first taste of Anna's planning at her hen do.

0:33:530:33:58

Oh, my God!

0:33:580:34:00

SHE SCREAMS Oh, my God! Look, look, look!

0:34:000:34:03

So excited now, and can't wait to see what it is now.

0:34:070:34:12

Hiya! Oh, wow!

0:34:130:34:16

"Use the props in the bags, no ifs, buts or maybes."

0:34:160:34:19

No! Oh, no! Rollers!

0:34:190:34:22

I've never put in a roller in my life.

0:34:270:34:29

The unwary hens don't get the significance of the rollers.

0:34:290:34:33

-Cheers!

-Do we even know where we're going?

-No.

0:34:330:34:36

-We're not going skating.

-She wouldn't send us skating.

0:34:390:34:42

But roller skating's exactly where she's sent them.

0:34:420:34:46

"The budget - £150"! Not much!

0:34:480:34:52

Turns out that's not even enough.

0:34:520:34:54

She hasn't even paid the skating, which has just set us back £30.

0:34:540:34:57

# Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend...

0:34:570:35:00

Best get their skates on.

0:35:000:35:02

# Think you need a new one

0:35:020:35:03

# Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend

0:35:030:35:06

# Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend

0:35:090:35:12

# No way, no way, it's not a secret

0:35:120:35:15

# Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend

0:35:150:35:18

# No way, no way

0:35:180:35:20

# No way #

0:35:200:35:21

Sian's still banging on about the budget.

0:35:210:35:24

She gave us £150. £30 spent on roller skating.

0:35:240:35:27

We could've got six bottles of wine with that.

0:35:270:35:31

"This is on Anna." Yes. How generous! A portion of chips each.

0:35:320:35:38

Enjoy!

0:35:380:35:40

Thank you!

0:35:400:35:41

Ever romantic, my Annie. Sends me skating with a portion of chips!

0:35:410:35:46

THEY CHATTER

0:35:460:35:48

Who'd have thought we'd come roller skating?

0:35:480:35:51

We thought we'd have been eating a slap-up meal. I can't believe it.

0:35:510:35:54

I keep thinking it's funny, and then I think, "No, it's not."

0:35:540:35:57

The gloves are off and the heels back on.

0:35:570:36:00

But Sian's not skating around the subject.

0:36:000:36:03

I was expecting a spa weekend or something for my hen,

0:36:030:36:07

not two hours of skating.

0:36:070:36:09

Anna's failed her first girly test,

0:36:090:36:11

and Sian can't hide her disappointment to sister Stephanie.

0:36:110:36:15

I can't do this. If this is how I'm going to feel on the wedding day,

0:36:150:36:19

it's not right. I just want to go home now and... I know I can't,

0:36:190:36:22

but just grab her.

0:36:220:36:23

I'm just scared now what the wedding's going to be.

0:36:230:36:26

Four days to go, and Anna's blown half of her budget.

0:36:290:36:32

But she needs to find her feminine side

0:36:320:36:35

if she's to get this wedding right.

0:36:350:36:37

-I don't know how much bridesmaids' dresses are.

-Underwear, shoes,

0:36:370:36:41

earrings, makeup, hair...

0:36:410:36:43

-Oh, fuck off.

-Oh, Anna!

0:36:430:36:47

Time is money. Money is time, isn't it?

0:36:470:36:49

They're going to have to step it up a pace.

0:36:490:36:53

First up, girly, glamorous bridal shoes.

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I don't know if that looks nice or not.

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-Try it on.

-Oh, it's not for me! Fuck trying that on.

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I can do it myself, ta.

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I don't know how these go.

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Don't ask her.

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Oh, how do girls do this?

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Whoa! Feel like I'm on stilts.

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Oh, I'm scared in case I fall! What do you think?

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Anna, you look amazing.

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It's the blind leading the blind.

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You just put one foot in front of the other, don't you?

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Can't do it.

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-Whoo!

-Whoo-hoo!

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I couldn't wear something like that for a million pound.

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-Can I have them, then, please?

-Yeah, sure.

-Thank you very much.

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On a roll, the girls head to women's wear

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for blue bridesmaids' dresses.

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Hannah and Stephanie can only wait and worry.

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Are youse here for bridesmaids' dresses?

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-HANNAH SCREAMS

-All right?

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Before you've even seen them, you're slagging them off!

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Now, you don't mind hot pants, do youse?

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-Oh!

-What do you think?

-They're nice.

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-What do you think of the colour? Do you like it?

-Yeah.

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Are they all right? Really?

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I think she's getting the hang of this.

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Ooh, very nice. Turn around. Let's see the twirl.

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-ANNA LAUGHS

-Yeah, very nice.

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Do you like them, Jade? Nice, aren't they?

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That's £600 well spent on a very ladylike choice.

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After three weeks of wedding planning,

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it looks like the tomboy's finally found her inner girl.

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Got a feminine side I didn't know I had.

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It's the day before the wedding,

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and Sian's about to come face-to-face with the only dress

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that Anna's ever bought in her life -

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the bridal gown that she spent 12 hours lovingly looking for.

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THEY CHATTER

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, it can't be anything like that.

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-You all nervous?

-Oh, God, yeah.

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Do you want me to bring it out and let you see it first?

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-You should see it first.

-You were going to blindfold yourself.

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No, go on. I'll see it. I'll see it first, please.

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-OK.

-Thank you.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-It'll be... It'll be lovely.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, no!

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I don't believe it.

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Oh, I don't like it. I don't like it.

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I just don't see why she'd think I'd like that.

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-SHE SOBS

-Go try it on.

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It will look different.

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Will things look up when she tries the dress on?

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They certainly can't get much worse.

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You see, sometimes, like you say,

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things can look well nicer on than they do off, so...

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Wait there.

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Look.

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-It's gorgeous.

-Oh, my God, Sian.

-It's fabulous.

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Oh!

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Oh, I don't know.

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Oh, I don't know.

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-It's not me.

-It's lovely, Sian.

-It's not me.

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It looks lovely on you, absolutely beautiful.

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-I think it looks gorgeous.

-Oh, I don't know.

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I'm not, like, dead happy with it.

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I'm not going to lie.

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-SHE SIGHS

-Do you think it'll grow on you?

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No. I just feel, like, dead frumpy.

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It's not me at all.

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I don't believe that she'd pick this.

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It's not my style. It's not me.

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I can't see why she would look at this and go, "That's my Sianie."

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No. It's vile.

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What are you going to do, then?

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Kill her. Absolutely kill her.

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Your other option is to go into the shop and pick something else.

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Can she do that?

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Obviously it's got to be within the same price range,

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-or we'll have to ring Anna.

-Which is?

-£949, so...

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I'm going to have to have a look for something else and see.

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It's because she's had her heart set on that one in the other shop.

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Remember the first dress, with the side cut out?

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I don't know what she's going to do, then.

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Are you ready to come in, ladies?

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THEY LAUGH

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I love it. It's absolutely beautiful, Sian.

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All the detail here, and it's got colour, as well, in it.

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It is gorgeous.

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I do actually really like it.

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I think it's absolutely gorgeous.

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I'm going to kill her. I can't believe what she's done to me.

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I'm dreading the day tomorrow,

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because the hen night was wrong, this was wrong...

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What else? It comes in threes.

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Do you want me to ring Anna?

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I think someone should, yeah.

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RINGING TONE

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-Hello? Is that you, Hannah?

-Yeah, it is.

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-What's up?

-She tried the dress on,

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but she just feels like it's not her,

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so she's gone for a different dress.

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Are you OK?

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Anna?

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Yeah. Sorry.

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Er, hold on.

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She just feels like... The dress, it made her feel uncomfortable.

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OK. As long as she's comfortable, that's all right.

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-SHE SIGHS

-All right, then.

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"Is it OK?"

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Yeah.

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"OK."

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Ta-ra.

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Oh...

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She didn't sound too happy then, did she?

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-She sounded a bit disappointed, didn't she?

-She did say that.

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Yeah. No. I've got to... It's got to be this one.

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Yeah. I'm going for this.

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It's the night before the wedding...

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..and Anna's trying to put her last bit of love into the venue.

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But the earlier call has made her question how well she really knows her woman.

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Just today's been the worst day ever.

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It's just...

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I don't know. Just depressed me, today.

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The worst bit was when Hannah phoned me

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saying Sian didn't like the dress.

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I feel like not marrying her now.

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Three weeks of worry, stress and tears,

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and it's the day they say "I do".

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Anna's girly surprises start to turn up,

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as she's splashed out on makeup for her future wife.

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Oh, wow! Yay! Come in!

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Bring the two bridesmaids in for me, please.

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THEY LAUGH

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She's even remembered to capture the moment.

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SIAN GASPS Hello! Oh, my God!

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Ooh!

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, how gorgeous!

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SHE SOBS

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I'm crying again.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Oh, they're gorgeous!

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Oh, that must be for our Mad.

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SHE SOBS Oh, wow!

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-Look at your magic wand.

-She's done us so proud,

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honest to God.

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SHE SOBS

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Why are you crying? Oh, my God!

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Even Anna and Jade are getting dolled up.

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THEY LAUGH AND SHOUT

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That is really lovely.

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More surprises. Anna's arranged vintage cars for her traditional bride.

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Ooh, Sian!

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Oh!

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Now everything's kind of fitting into place,

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and she's thought of everything. Little angel. Can't wait to see her.

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-CHEERING

-All right, baby?

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All right? Where's my little brave boy?

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Hello, my little man!

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That looks boss!

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I done it, and with two minutes to spare.

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We're going to be so late, aren't we?

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That's the bride's prerogative, though, isn't it?

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Sian!

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Sian!

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Oh, my goodness, Madison, look at you!

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Oh, you look like a princess, like me!

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THEY SCREAM

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-THEY LAUGH

-Oh, Sian!

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THEY CHATTER AND LAUGH

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-Oh, my God, I love them!

-You look like a princess.

-Wow!

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Oh, wow!

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So far, so feminine.

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But what will Sian make of the town hall she'll be taking her vows in?

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Bye!

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HORN BEEPS

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-I just want to know where it is.

-I know.

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Maybe it's going to be, like, a hotel.

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I know it's going to be the registry office.

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-Hasn't he gone too far for it to be the registry office?

-I don't know.

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-Oh, my God, it's the town hall.

-Not really.

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It is. It's the town hall. Oh, my God, there's Annie!

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Oh, my God!

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SONG: "At Last" by Ella Fitzgerald

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# At last

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# My love has come along

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# My lonely days are over

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# And life is like a song #

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-Doesn't she look beautiful?

-Beautiful, yeah.

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-Anna, are you going to start us off?

-Yeah.

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-I, Anna Marie Mumford...

-I, Anna Marie Mumford...

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-..pledge to share my life...

-..pledge to share my life...

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-..with Sian Marie Williams.

-..with Sian Marie Williams.

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I promise to cherish and care for you...

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I promise to cherish and care for you...

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-..to honour and encourage you...

-..to honour and encourage you...

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-..and this is my promise to you.

-..and this is my promise to you.

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-Sian, I give you this ring...

-..as a token of my abiding love...

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..as a token of my abiding love...

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..and as a sign of the promises we have made here today.

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..and as a sign of the promises we have made here today.

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-Wear it always...

-Wear it always...

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-..as a reminder of my love for you.

-..as a reminder of my love to you.

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It is now my great pleasure to pronounce you as partners in love

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and partners in law. Shall we give them a big round of applause?

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-You look stunning.

-Even though it's not the dress you picked?

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Even though it's not the dress.

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-I love you.

-I love you.

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-It's perfect.

-You might divorce me when you see what's going on.

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I'll save judgement on that one. THEY LAUGH

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Time to whisk the bride off to her industrial estate.

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HORN BEEPS

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Don't judge a book by its cover, Sian.

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It's going to be like an old building or something, isn't it?

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There's nothing round here!

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Nothing at all.

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Sian, you're worried. You're all worried.

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Of course I'm worried. Look where you've brought me!

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-You've got to go up in a lift.

-Who the hell comes up in a lift

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-on their wedding do?

-Me and you.

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-I like this.

-I've got the butterflies.

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SHE GASPS

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Looks like Anna ditched her junkyard theme...

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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..to display an understated elegance she never knew she had.

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Oh, wow!

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Wow, wow, wow! Let's go and look at the cake!

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SHE GASPS Anna!

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Oh, and it's got butterflies on the cake!

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Oh, my God, Anna, that is just absolutely gorgeous.

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Thank you!

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Ah, stop crying!

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-SHE SOBS

-You don't have to cry.

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I just really... What the hell's that over there?

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THEY LAUGH

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That's who we took around to try all the dresses on!

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THEY LAUGH Oh, my God!

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Where did you find her?

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Oh, my God, Anna, this is just un-... Like, unreal.

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Unreal. When I was thinking I was getting married,

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I'd never have thought of anything like this.

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Who would have seven Chinese chairs...

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Eight. Eight Chinese chairs.

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I wouldn't have thought of anything like this.

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Thank you.

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You're worth it, OK?

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Oh, baby, I love who you are!

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You're the best! Thank you.

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I'm proud of myself. Made up.

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It's been a roller coaster. I haven't cried for years,

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and I've cried every day doing this. Every day.

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Most days. I was in tears yesterday.

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But it's worth it.

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It's been amazing.

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I'd like to announce the newlyweds downstairs.

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The newlyweds, Anna and Sian. Congratulations, girls!

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-Whoo!

-CHEERING

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And a round of applause for Sian and Anna!

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Anna put her heart and soul

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into making a wedding fit for both of them,

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and all in the name of love.

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I think today she's pulled it off perfect.

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I really do believe that, like. She couldn't have done better.

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PARTY MUSIC PLAYS

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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, doesn't it?

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Especially when you've got this at the end of it.

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Amazing. It's fabulous.

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I wouldn't have had this day if it weren't for Anna.

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I love her more than anything in the world.

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I couldn't ask for a better person to be marrying today.

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THEY CHEER

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I can't even explain how proud I am, cos she'll get a fat head.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-We done it, didn't we?

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-We pulled it off.

-We pulled it off.

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-Done it.

-Civil partnership. Everyone, do it.

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SONG: "One Kiss From You" by Raphael Saadiq

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# It was that one kiss from you

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# That changed my life in just a minute, girl...

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Today has just completely blown me away.

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Every single thing about today has just been perfect.

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'She just outdone anything that anyone could have imagined.'

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I'm just so happy. I'm amazed with that.

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Obviously I've got to marry someone I can, er...

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She's done this for me. I just can't thank her,

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and even Jade, enough.

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# It was just that kiss from you

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# That showed me life could be so beautiful

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# Beautiful, beautiful...

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-My Sianie!

-Ah, my Annie! Yeah!

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# Took the words right out of my mouth #

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I couldn't wait to see you,

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and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

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Ahh!

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Next week - the stakes couldn't be any higher.

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Here's to having a second chance at life!

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We didn't know if she'd die, if she'd end up paralysed.

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Will the groom put a smile on her face...

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This is my wedding day! It's not a joke!

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..and survive the sister-in-law from hell...

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Get this sorted, or you'll see my bad attitude!

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..before the bride loses control?

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Not many women would let a rugby player do the wedding for them.

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Definitely buy more than knickers now.

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-Tell Monobrow I'll see her on Thursday.

-I don't want to get married now! It's just a sham!

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SONG: "Bass Down Low" by Dev

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SHE RAPS UNDER POUNDING BASS

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# If you want to get with me, there's some things you gotta know

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-# Put your hands in the air one time

-# I like my beats fast

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# And my bass down low

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# Bass down low

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# Bass down low

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# I like my beats fast

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# And my bass down low

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# I like my beats fast

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# And my bass down low #

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