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Five years of Don't Tell The Bride. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
48 brave brides. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
48 game-on grooms. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
Dozens of dress disasters. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
Don't panic. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
And one near miss. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
Please, just get on the plane. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
I'm not coming. Game over. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
Now we're back for a whole new rollercoaster ride, | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
as 12 more blushing brides leave | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
the biggest day of their lives... | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
..in the hands of the men they love. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
The grooms get three weeks... | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
No way! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
-..and £12,000. -12 Gs, man. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
-Oh, God! -Are you ready? -Born ready, mate. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
And the brides get no say in how it's spent. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:49 | |
I just don't want to do this anymore. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
So saddle up for tears... | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
He's got to get the right one. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
-..tantrums... -Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
..and total meltdowns. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
I can't even pull off the wedding. I can't do anything. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
Tonight, ex-footballer Steve wants to give his wannabe WAG bride... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
Shut up! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
Shut up! Proper, proper. Shut up. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
..the ride of her life. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
As soon as we say "I do", then it does the countdown | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
and then, boom! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
What happens when this controlling bride... | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
If he's not spending at least a thousand on my dress, I want to know why. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
..loses all control? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
Why has he done this to me? | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-And will his romantic idea... -Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my wedding day? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
..derail the entire wedding? | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
-I'm a bit annoyed I've upset my wife on our wedding day. -Will this ex-footballer... | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
Whatever I pick will be wrong. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
..give this wannabe WAG... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Vajazzle? Yes! What a ledge! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
..the wedding of her nightmares? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
SHE SOBS I just want to go home. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
This programme contains strong language. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:56 | |
26-year-old Steve Dark | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
spent his life dreaming of playing football for his country, | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
and seven years ago, as captain of the Surrey squad, | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
his goal was in sight. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
I reckon I could really easily have turned professional. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
I personally thought I was really good. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
I was happiest on the football pitch | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
and that's all I wanted to do, since a young age. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
But a month before national trials, | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
a back injury changed things forever. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
That just completely crushed me. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
That was my whole hopes and dreams just gone. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
I kind of lost my way a bit. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
But he was awakened from the nightmare of losing his football career, | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
when he met 23-year-old wannabe WAG Kayleigh, | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
in a local nightclub. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
I was having a little drink and a dance | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
and I saw Steve and he was in a suit and he looked amazing. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
And Steve knew instantly that Kayleigh was Premier League. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
I went over the her and asked her to teach me | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
how to dance the Macarena song. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
-So I made the first move. -You didn't. -But she thinks she made the first move. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Steve couldn't keep his eyes off Kayleigh's Macarenas, | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
and she saw through to the deeper, sensitive side of Steve. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
He's REALLY fit. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
So where would a fit footballer | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
without a fit wage take a glamorous girl for a date? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
We went for a date at Thorpe Park. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
Things didn't get off to a good start, | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
when Steve's favourite ride broke down for two hours. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
We were going on this ride. What was it - Stealth? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
-Oh, God. -Wasn't it? -Yeah. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
-Then the ride broke down. -It did. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
-And Kayleigh's not very good on rides anyway. -No. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
We couldn't go anywhere. We had to stand there and talk, | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
but I'm not a very big talker, but I had to talk, | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
and we really got to know each other, I think, | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
and just everything about her I just fell for. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
As Steve was falling for Kayleigh, she was freaking out. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
"I really don't want to go on it." | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
As we were getting closer, I really freaked out. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
"I really don't want to go on this ride." | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
We got in the seat and I was like, "I can't do it. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
"I'm really sorry - I need to get off the ride." | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
So Kayleigh didn't like the ride, but she fell for the man. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:13 | |
Six months later, the couple moved into a small two-bedroom flat | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
in Addlestone, Surrey, where they live with their two boys, Gray and Dexter. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
When I watch him with the boys | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
he's just... I just fall in love with him all over again. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
He's just amazing. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
He might be a Championship Dad, | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
but his marriage proposal was bottom of the league. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
He was three years into overtime when he finally popped the question. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:36 | |
If I do it when she expects it then it's not going to be a surprise. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
-So Steve... -I wanted it to be a surprise. I'm quite a surprisey guy. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:43 | |
-You're a surprisey guy?! -Surprisey guy. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
But our soccer stud's attempt at a surprise romance | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
was, frankly, a bit of a balls-up. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
I was disappointed, because I thought it would be somewhere special, | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
and somewhere really romantic, and somewhere that meant something, | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
and our couch isn't one of them, really. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
I'm sorry! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Leaving Steve in charge of anything | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
is a big step for control-freak Kayleigh. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
Whenever I ask to dress the kids, I always pick out their clothes | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
and get them dressed and as soon as Kayleigh sees them, "They're not wearing that." | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
And she gets them changed. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
I do things and I like the way that I do things | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
and I do things productively and proactively and it gets done. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
If Steve was to wear the trousers, the house would be burnt down | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
within about 30 minutes. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Maybe not that extreme. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
All right then, an hour. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
Running a tight ship at home and watching over Steve's every move means | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
Kayleigh doesn't live the jetset lifestyle. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
-But she doesn't have to compromise her standards. -Uh-oh. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
-It's not on the carpet, is it? -It is. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
-Do it now, babe. -I'll do it after. -Do it now. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
She wants everything done perfectly and straightaway. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
She's got very high standards, | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
very high expectations. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
Because I'm so lazy, it's just... | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
It's just too much work to try to do it. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Unfortunately for Kayleigh, she also has to control the family finances, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
-as Steve is a reckless spender. -I don't let him go to Tesco's, | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
because he comes back with really stupid, unnecessary things | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
that we just don't need. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
And never actually comes back with what I asked him to get! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
Yeah, that's true. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
With mounting debts and his football career on the sideline, | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Steve took up a job in IT to pay the bills. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
The price you pay for having a beautiful woman. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
While Steve can't afford to give Kayleigh the life | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
of a footballer's wife, it doesn't mean he can't give her a WAG wedding to remember. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:40 | |
It's very important to Kayleigh to have a massive wedding. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
If we weren't doing it this way, there's no way | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
we'd be able to afford to do it | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
as big as Kayleigh would want it. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
And, boy, it's got to be big, | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
as Kayleigh's got a list of demands as long as Victoria Beckham's arm. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
I love designer labels - what girl doesn't? | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
I like my hair extensions, my tan, my nails, my lashes. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
Lots of make-up, nice pretty outfits, got to have a new dress, shoes, bags. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:08 | |
This girl has high standards and controls everything, | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
and she's under no illusion how big she wants her wedding. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
You said you fancied feeling like royalty for the day. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
That would be it. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
I've got something to prove to Kayleigh and everyone, | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
that I can actually bring out the romantic side of me, | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
to show her just how much I care. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
But is a romantic wedding going to be big and bling enough? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
And how will Kayleigh cope giving up control | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
for the first time in her life? | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
I do trust him. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
I really, really do trust him. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
-A bit. -Uh-oh. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
It's time for the couple to say goodbye, | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
so Steve can make arrangements for the big WAG wedding. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
As it's their first time apart in four years, | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
-it could get emotional. -Don't bugger it up! -Or maybe not. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Before you make a decision, just think, "Would she really hate this?" | 0:07:56 | 0:08:02 | |
And if the answer's yes, don't do it! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Bye-bye. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
-Why are you going? -I'm going, mate. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
-Why? -Because I have to go and make Mummy really happy. -How? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
I'm going to give her the best wedding, that she deserves. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
-That's it now. -I can't believe you're really going. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
-I love you. -I love you so much. -Don't forget it. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
Don't mess it up. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
-OK, I'll try. -What, to mess it up? -No! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
For the first time in their relationship, | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Steve will be making all the decisions. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Kayleigh will have to keep her fingers crossed, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
as the next time they see each other will be at the altar. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Steve is off to meet best man and best mate Nick, | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
who he will be staying with for the next three weeks. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Are you parking there? Park there. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
Squaddie Nick is fresh back from serving in Afghanistan, | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
and straight into the front line of planning a wedding. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
Come back from Afghan, you've obviously been out in a war zone | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
for six months and coming back is weird. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
It took me a while to feel safe and to realise | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
you're home safe now, sort of thing. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Until Operation WAG Wedding's complete, Private Nick, | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
you're not quite in the clear. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Nick is incredibly unpredictable. I don't trust him as far as I can throw him. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
They're going to be terrible, terrible boys | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
and just drink and drink and drink. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
And I just really hope one of them wakes up one morning and goes, | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
"Oh, we really should do some wedding planning today." | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
So not going to happen, but I really hope it does. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Used to operating in demanding circumstances, | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
serving with Steve should be a breeze for soldier Nick. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
He's a lovely guy and that. He's a bit, um... | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
useless. He is absolutely useless. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
Kayleigh basically runs his life. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
We've got to start planning and that, haven't we? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
We've got three weeks to do a whole wedding, | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
and we're useless. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
-She's going to love it. She's going to love it. -I hope so. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
It's the first day of wedding planning | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
and the boys are off to find the perfect venue | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
to satisfy a wannabe WAG bride. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
It's got to be classy. It's got to be flash. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
And it's got to be posh. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Isn't that right, Steve? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
For a wedding thing, | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
I think a stately home is just a bit too boring, too normal. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-Don't you think, Nick? -Well... Yeah. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
Actually, a stately home is exactly | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
what this bride wants for her wedding. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
-Shut up! -Oh, my God! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Kayleigh and bridesmaid Abi are visiting Botleys Mansion, | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
an 18th-century manor house. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
It's big, it's impressive, and it's very posh. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
In fact, it's very Posh and Becks. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
Oh, wow! Look, the chandelier in the background. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Standing there, me and Steve, and both the boys. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
-Oooohhh! I can see that in a frame! -I know, I know. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
So what exactly does Steve think is better than a stately home? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
That's it - it's all about fun. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Seriously? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Just as soon as you're here, it puts a massive smile on your face. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
The heart of Steve's romantic plan is to marry Kayleigh | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
on the very rollercoaster they spent their first date. Ahh. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
Or maybe it's... | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
SCREAMING | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
As soon as we say "I do," | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
or Kayleigh might say, "No." | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
I've done it now, yeah. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
But as soon as we say "I do," then it does the countdown | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
and then, boom! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
"Steve!" | 0:11:46 | 0:11:48 | |
NICK LAUGHS | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
-It's the first place where I knew she was the one for me. -Does she know that as well, though? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
I don't think she knew that that's when I fell for her. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
She's going to now, isn't she? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
There's just a teeny, tiny, 210m problem. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
-She doesn't really like rides. -Does she like heights? -No. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Basically, all her worst fears into one, Steve, on her wedding day. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Our first wedding photo will be us at the start of the thing, going like that. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
Different. No-one else will have a wedding photo like that. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Let's get on it now. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:23 | |
If I throw up I'm going to kill you. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
KAYLEIGH SINGS "Here Comes The Bride" | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
That is amazing. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
With a roll call including the Beckhams, | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
Clancys, Coles and Rooneys, | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
the classical country mansion is THE WAG dream venue. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
-Oh, look at the ceiling. -The ceiling's amazing. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Real elegance, real charm, real beauty. It's gorgeous. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
To our wedding! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
I want people to remember the day, and for it to be talked about. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:53 | |
When people plan their wedding, to think, "Kayleigh had this..." | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
-You want everyone to walk in to your wedding and be like... -SHE GASPS | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
I think we can guarantee that. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
STEVE AND NICK SCREAM | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
Woo! | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
Whoah! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
With a white wedding dress going round, she's going to... | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
I can't wait now. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
You've got to get married here. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
This is going to be the best wedding ever. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
And they will have the photo to prove it. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
With Steve's heart set on a rollercoaster ceremony, | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
it just leaves him to find the reception venue. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
With a vast conference centre slap bang in the middle of Thorpe Park, | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
what would be easier - I mean, a BETTER choice for a WAG wedding ? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
So this is the reception area... | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
But can the park accommodate Steve's romantic vision? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
I'm hoping to get married on the Stealth ride. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Right, unfortunately, we don't have a marriage licence... | 0:13:54 | 0:13:59 | |
-No! -..for the park. -So Steve's plans to get married on the roller-coaster | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
have been derailed, but there might be a solution. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
You will be able to be married off-site and then come into the park | 0:14:06 | 0:14:10 | |
to have your reception. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
Having the reception in the park | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
has a special "attraction" for Steve. Actually, several of them. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
Did you say that in the prices we have admission to the park? | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
-Yes, from noon. -So anyone can go in the park and go on anything? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
-That's correct, yeah. -That's still quite good. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
Yeah. Because this place is quite plain and white, | 0:14:29 | 0:14:33 | |
is it possible to dress it up a bit? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Yeah. What sort of things did you have in mind? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
My theme, really, is more... | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Steve, you have thought this through, haven't you? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
It's not anything particular. It's just...fun. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Fun? | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
Something tells me the bride might not be laughing. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
-You know your Thorpe Park characters? -Yes. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
Would they be able to come? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
Back in WAG paradise, | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
and the girls have discovered the grand west wing. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
Shut up! | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-Shut up! -Oh, my God! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Shut up! | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
Shut up! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
Dripping in bling, this crystal conservatory is proper perfect. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:18 | |
Proper, proper. Shut up. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
And there's plenty of space for the Gucci handbags. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
-Oh, my God! Look at the dancefloor! -Ah! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
Ooohhhh! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
There's no doubt the girls are in WAG wedding heaven. Ahh. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
-Oh, wow. Wow. -I know. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
-Would you like a buffet? -Oh, no! -Or sit down? No buffet? -No buffet. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
I'm not queuing up for food in my wedding dress! You're having a laugh. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
Three-course meal, really nice starter. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
-Beautiful, sumptuous... -When they come out and they're like... | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
this big and they've just got a little bit of juice | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
-and a crispy thing sticking up. -What's that word? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
A la carte? No, not a la carte. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
-I don't know! -What's it called? Oh! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
-Like, um... -Cuisine something. Oh, cuisine. -Yeah. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Did you think, when you were a little girl, | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
dreaming of your wedding venue...? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
-Yeah, this is pretty much it. -This is it. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
No, THIS is it. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Steve isn't used to making big decisions, so he makes a really big, expensive one, | 0:16:22 | 0:16:27 | |
and spends a whopping five and a half grand on the reception, | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
otherwise known as a day at the fun fair. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Not a bad price, really. I thought it'd be more. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
She'd love it. She'd love it. It'll be more fun. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:38 | |
So as soon as people come in, it's just like...wow. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
-Massive smiles on their faces. -It's done. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
-It'll be unique. -And to make the whole day even more unique, | 0:16:45 | 0:16:49 | |
Steve has arranged for Kayleigh | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
to have a solo ride on the Stealth rollercoaster | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
before she gets married. One last single fling, maybe? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:56 | |
I think this is the right decision. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah, definitely. | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
With Thorpe Park booked for the reception, | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
it's now time to find a venue for the ceremony. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
With Nick back at the barracks, Steve and mate Chris | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
have found a local hotel that might just fit the bill. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Hello. I'm Steve, the groom. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
The traditional decor of the Oakland Park Hotel may not be | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
brimming with bling, but it's a stone's throw from the park, | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
and it's available. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Yeah, I do like it. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
However, it comes at a price. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
At £1,200 for an hour, is his spending spinning out of control? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:32 | |
Yeah, I do normally go for the most expensive. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
I don't like going cheap. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
It's probably the reason why I'm in so much debt at the moment. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
Is he finally seeing sense? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Ah, sod it - it's my wedding. I'll do it. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
No, of course not. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
So, two days in and cash-happy Steve has blown seven grand | 0:17:47 | 0:17:52 | |
on a day his controlling bride will have absolutely no control over. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
It will start with her in her wedding dress | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
on an 80mph rollercoaster that she hates, | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
before being shuttled to a local hotel to get married, | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
only to return to Thorpe Park for a reception | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
in a titanic business conference centre. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:15 | |
Oh, and an afternoon of free rides. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
Sentimental Steve has given romance a whole new meaning. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:22 | |
Now he has his venue, | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
Steve is off to a prop house in London to find a theme. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
-Hiya, all right? -Hi, I'm Becky. -I'm Steve. -What have you got in mind? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
-So far...it's like a theme parky theme. -Yep. -At Thorpe Park. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:39 | |
She likes the whole, like, princessy theme and... | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
-big and bling, and... Yep. -Quite WAG-y, she is. -Yeah, quite WAG-y. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:48 | |
She's very glamorous, more than anything, I'd say. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
So, obviously, it's a couple of turrets... | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Either side of an entrance, or if you've got a stage area... | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
..a slightly fluorescent pony... | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
Kneel. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
-..and a crown, which seems to have gone to his head. -Bow. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
-What? -Bow. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
It might be a random collection | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
but at least Steve has a theme. Sort of. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Well, the theme now is... | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
glamorous WAG. Princessy. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
She'll like it. Definitely. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
You have to admire his confidence. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
With the venues sorted, | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Steve decides he deserves an afternoon of fishing, | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
but it's not long till his dad starts "angling" for information. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
How's it going, Steve? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
-What, the wedding planning? -Of course. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
All right, so far. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
-Should be good. -Should be good. -Should be very good. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-But it's us, so it won't. -Something's bound to go wrong, isn't it? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:50 | |
-Probably a minor thing, but...you know. -But it won't be to Kayleigh. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:55 | |
It's her wedding day. Anything minor will be massive. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
But Kayleigh's not the only woman he needs to fear. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
-Hiya! -Hello, Mama. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
# The female of the species is more deadly than the male... # | 0:20:04 | 0:20:10 | |
I am yet to meet the perfect man, | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
but for Kayleigh, he will do for Kayleigh. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
I will turn into the mother-in-law from hell if he messes up, | 0:20:15 | 0:20:20 | |
and if you think Kayleigh's going to be Bridezilla, I could be worse. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:25 | |
You've still got flowers. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
What's the difference between wedding flowers and normal ones? | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
-You're asking me? -You've had a wedding! | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
-What else is there? -Wedding dress. -Oh, wedding dress. Oh, God, yes. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
-I cannot believe I have no say in your dress. -You can't? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
I can't believe I don't! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
I'm going to get it the day before and just have to hope for the best. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
It's a killer. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
It's the beginning of week two, | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
and Kayleigh is taking her mum and bridesmaids | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
to see her dream wedding dress. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Hiya! | 0:20:57 | 0:20:58 | |
Kayleigh is in a WAG wonderland, | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
and she knows exactly what she's looking for. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
-Has to have sweetheart neck. -So no straps at all? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
No, no, no straps, and not straight across either, | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
because it's not very flattering. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
-Just like this? -Sweetheart neck, yes. -Over the boobs? -Over the boobs. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
Tight, tight, tight, and then ruffles. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
-OK. I'm on a mission. -Go. -I'm going. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
And it doesn't take long for magpie Kayleigh to spot the bling. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
Oh, shut up! | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
She's like a kid in a sweet shop. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
-Oh, my God. -Just have them! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
But it's Steve who must pick the dress that will make Kayleigh | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
feel like a true WAG at her wedding. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
Posh had a 20-foot train, and Abbey Clancy spent ten grand on hers. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:39 | |
But Steve isn't a footballer, he's an IT analyst, | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
and he's blown most of the budget on a theme park. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
It's very critical I get this right. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
It's going to be the first thing she sees at the wedding. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
-Don't worry. -So it has to be good. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
Steve knows that for a wannabe WAG, looking good is everything. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
He's been super-confident with his decisions until now, | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
but dress shopping is a whole different ball game. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
Paralysed with the fear of getting it wrong, | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
Steve cannot make a decision. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
It's hard because I don't really know what Kayleigh wants. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:12 | |
THEY GASP | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
-Wow! -Oh, mate! | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
-Oh, wow, that is gorgeous. -Stunning! -I'm so scared. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:23 | |
What the hell is he going to pick? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
I don't know. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Struggling to decide, the boys persuade | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
the shop staff to try on dresses until they see something they like. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
We've got the bride-off. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
-Left one? -No. -Right one? -No. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Next! Go, go, go! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
-Left. -No. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
-Nah. -Next. -Next. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
-So we'll keep this one in and will take this one out. -Yeah. -Traumatic. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:49 | |
But whilst Steve's in wedding dress hell... | 0:22:49 | 0:22:52 | |
-Oh, my gosh! -..Kayleigh is in wedding dress heaven. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
With its sweetheart neckline, tight-fitting dropped waist | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
and bags of bling, she's found her perfect dress. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
Perfect. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
-What one do you prefer? -Shit! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
I'm officially shitting myself cos it's not going to look like this | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
and this is the dress. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
With no idea of what they're looking for, | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
the boys have narrowed it down to three completely different dresses. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:21 | |
While Steve descends into confusion, Nick takes command. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
OK, could you put that one on and then you put that one on? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
Or maybe actually just make... Sorry! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Could you wear the second one, you wear that one and you wear that one? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
You be quiet, OK? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Which dress can you imagine her when you turn round to be in? | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
Which one do you think she would pick? | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
I know whatever I pick is going to be wrong. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
You're supposed to marry the perfect man to spend your lives together. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
So if you're not comfortable and you're not happy in what you're wearing, | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
it's just going to show. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:05 | |
It's too much for Mum to bear. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
I'm just a bit worried that Kayleigh's expectations | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
of the perfect day are doable, | 0:24:11 | 0:24:14 | |
and I hope that she hasn't blown it out of all proportion | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
and whatever Steven does | 0:24:17 | 0:24:18 | |
isn't going to be the right thing on the day. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
She looks so happy, | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
and I just really hope Steven doesn't let her down. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:25 | |
Oh, shit! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
Yeah. Yeah, I think that's the one. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
You've won. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
Exhausted from the pressure, Steve plays it safe. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:41 | |
It's a simple A-line dress with plain design and no bling. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:45 | |
It's in stark contrast to Kayleigh's extravagant meringue mountain | 0:24:45 | 0:24:50 | |
dripping in crystals. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
Oh, mate, I'm not being funny, if he is not spending | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
between at least £1,000 and £2,000 on my dress, I want to know why. | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
-So what is the damage? -She's 650. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
-Sold. -Sold. Job done. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Suffering wedding fatigue, | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
Steve takes a break to catch up with his sons. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
-I miss you. -Missed you too. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
It's a chance for him to spend quality time with his boys. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
-Dup! -Daddy! | 0:25:19 | 0:25:22 | |
Being with Dexter and Gray has been a painful reminder | 0:25:22 | 0:25:26 | |
of just how much he misses his family. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Yeah, I've missed them immensely. Every day. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Missed them waking me up in the night, really. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:34 | |
Sometimes I wake up thinking I'm at home, | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
and expecting one of them to jump on me. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
But then they never come. I just feel proud, really. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:43 | |
To have two stunning boys like this, just like mini-mes, really. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:47 | |
Just want to have fun all the time. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
Just getting married is... It will probably cement us a bit more. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:55 | |
I think Kayleigh feels a bit like an outsider, | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
she doesn't have the same name as us three. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:01 | |
Oh, they're going to love Thorpe Park. Absolutely love Thorpe Park. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:07 | |
It's the end of the second week, and time for the hen and stag parties. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
The girls are warming up for a night out, | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
but with £9,000 of the budget spent, | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
Steve cuts costs by sending over shady-looking Nick. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
Steve has given me the task of going round to strip for Kayleigh | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
and pass on her note about her hen do. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
And as you can see, I'm so thrilled about the whole thing. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
-Delivery for Kayleigh Doyle! -It's Nick! | 0:26:37 | 0:26:42 | |
-Guess who's stripping for you tonight? -No, you're not. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:44 | |
-Oh, yeah? -Steve wouldn't allow you to strip. -Cue the music. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
No, Nick, you're not stripping for me! | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
You're my husband-to-be's best man, don't be such a sicko! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:54 | |
# Young man | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
# There's no need to feel down | 0:26:56 | 0:26:58 | |
# I said young man | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
# Pick yourself off the ground | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
# I said young man | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
# Cos you're in a new town | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
# There's no need to be unhappy | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
# YMCA | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
# It's fun to stay at the YMCA | 0:27:12 | 0:27:17 | |
# Young man... # | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
You're shaking, put some clothes on. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
-I know, cos I'm still hungover from yesterday. -Oh, you twit! | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
-Put some clothes on? I've just taken them off! -I know! | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
Oh, my God. Sometimes you're so selfish. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
My work here is done. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:30 | |
-Steve owes you for this, big-time. -Oh, darling, thank you. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
Anyone else need a stripper, just give us a call, yeah? | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
-Fair play to him for stripping, though. -I know, love him. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
He was sat on my lap, he was proper shaking. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
And the surprises keep on coming. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:44 | |
-I've been sent by Steve to do you a vajazzle. -Vajazzle, yes! | 0:27:44 | 0:27:49 | |
What a ledge! | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
I've got to take all this shit off now! Fucking hell! | 0:27:51 | 0:27:55 | |
# Cos you're filthy... # | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
We can have I'm Yours, I Love You, Eat Me, Enter... | 0:27:57 | 0:28:01 | |
-OK, can I have I Heart You, please? -Yeah. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
# Cos you're filthy | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
# Ooh, and I'm gorgeous... # | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
-There we go, done. -Is that it? Perfect. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
Let's have a look! | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
Let me see! | 0:28:14 | 0:28:15 | |
# Ooh, and I'm gorgeous... # | 0:28:15 | 0:28:17 | |
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
That looks great! | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
Meanwhile, Steve's out on his own hen do. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Despite cutting back on the hen, | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
he's decided to spend £250 on his champagne limo ride. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:32 | |
It's not cheap, but there's no point flapping! | 0:28:32 | 0:28:36 | |
Oh, yeah, baby. | 0:28:36 | 0:28:38 | |
Grrr! | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
Back in Surrey, Steve's organised Kayleigh's hen do | 0:28:40 | 0:28:43 | |
in a local club where they first met. | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
Steve is sending us to a nightclub that I can go to any day | 0:28:45 | 0:28:49 | |
or night of the week, | 0:28:49 | 0:28:50 | |
and probably get free entry, cos I used to work there. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
And I'm not blagging it like I'm all that, | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
but he's basically paid for us to go somewhere where he didn't have to, | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
which is a little bit silly. | 0:28:58 | 0:28:59 | |
She's so not bovvered by Steve's romantic gesture. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
THEY SCREAM DRUNKENLY | 0:29:02 | 0:29:06 | |
He's even organised for his princess to have the VIP treatment. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:10 | |
But despite his efforts, | 0:29:10 | 0:29:11 | |
this particular chicken is still getting a roasting. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:15 | |
But can I just say, let's not forget, this wasn't Steve. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
This was because I used to work here. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:20 | |
-ALL: -Aaah! | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
Oh, don't "aaah" him! | 0:29:22 | 0:29:24 | |
Talk about henpecked. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:26 | |
The boys have arrived in London, | 0:29:29 | 0:29:30 | |
and our big spender is getting his feathers ruffled. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:35 | |
# Hey, big spender | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
# Spend a little time with me. # | 0:29:38 | 0:29:45 | |
The last couple of weeks have been really hard | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
and really stressful, and it's just good to go out | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
and just completely forget about the whole wedding thing, | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
organising it and everything, and just have fun, really. | 0:29:55 | 0:29:57 | |
Just have so much fun. | 0:29:57 | 0:29:59 | |
Oh, fucking hell. I've got a beer. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:03 | |
# Yeah, yeah | 0:30:03 | 0:30:06 | |
# Oh, yeah. # | 0:30:06 | 0:30:07 | |
Aaah! | 0:30:07 | 0:30:08 | |
It's early the next day, and big chicken Steve is totally plucked. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:18 | |
I'm a little bit hungover today. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
But no time for feeling fowl. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:24 | |
There's a mother-in-law at the door. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:26 | |
Being left in the dark is hard for the bride, | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
but it's proving even harder for her mum. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:32 | |
How was it last night? | 0:30:32 | 0:30:33 | |
-It was pretty good last night. -Good. -Definitely. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
-Won't be happening again for a while. -I know. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:39 | |
Now to the nitty-gritty. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:40 | |
I need you to keep me up to speed. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:42 | |
How far are you into the preparations? | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
Pretty much all of it is done. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:50 | |
You are aware that he's terrified of me, aren't you? | 0:30:50 | 0:30:53 | |
I am a bit scared of you. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
Just cos you can turn sometimes. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:00 | |
You're just like Kayleigh, really. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
You are aware of the consequences | 0:31:02 | 0:31:03 | |
if you let Kayleigh down, aren't you? | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
This is where you reassure me that you're not going to let us down. | 0:31:07 | 0:31:11 | |
-She'll absolutely love it. -Really? | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
-The proof will be in the pudding, young man. -We'll see. -Exactly. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:18 | |
The dressing-down by his mother-in-law | 0:31:22 | 0:31:24 | |
has made Steve question all of his decisions. | 0:31:24 | 0:31:28 | |
Suddenly the idea of putting his bride on a rollercoaster | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
the morning of her wedding doesn't seem like such a good plan. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
-She won't marry me. -Of course she will, get a grip. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
-Stop flapping. -She won't do it, she won't get on the ride. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
-You honestly think so? -Yeah. -The first time, | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
-she loved it at the end of it, didn't she? -Yeah. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
-Yeah, exactly. -No. -OK, don't worry about that. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
Everything else, sorted, mate. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:49 | |
Go and get her hair done, over to the park, bish, bash, bosh, | 0:31:49 | 0:31:52 | |
married, back to Thorpe Park, happy days. | 0:31:52 | 0:31:54 | |
You actually have nothing to worry about. | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
Just if she turns up! That's all I'm worried about! | 0:31:57 | 0:32:00 | |
She's going to see them two thrones, she'll absolutely love that. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:04 | |
The white carpet, the archway, the turrets, the chaise longue, | 0:32:04 | 0:32:08 | |
everything, mate. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:09 | |
-Mate, sold. -Yeah, she's going to love it, isn't she? -Exactly! | 0:32:11 | 0:32:15 | |
Look at you! You know she's going to love it. So, sorted. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
What's that? | 0:32:18 | 0:32:19 | |
Over at Kayleigh's, the postman has delivered a surprise. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:24 | |
Oh, it's Disney, love him. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:28 | |
"To my beautiful princess, you will be getting up at 8.30am?!" | 0:32:28 | 0:32:33 | |
What? That is well early! | 0:32:34 | 0:32:38 | |
"You will be taken for a surprise before the wedding. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
"Your hair will be done at 10am." | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
So what the hell are you doing at 8.30? | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
-I don't even know. -Breakfast? | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
Maybe he's taking me for a nice breakfast or something. | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
-Yeah, like a champagne breakfast. -Yeah. -That's probably it. | 0:32:50 | 0:32:53 | |
Hang on, if my hair is getting done afterwards, then I'm doing something. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:57 | |
-It's just baffling. -You said you like surprises! | 0:32:57 | 0:33:01 | |
With three days till the wedding, | 0:33:01 | 0:33:02 | |
Steve is off to tackle his least favourite task - dress shopping. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:06 | |
And he's meeting the bridesmaids at a local shopping centre. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:09 | |
-Hello, you all right? -All right? -Looking forward to this? -No. | 0:33:09 | 0:33:13 | |
Like a hole in the head? | 0:33:13 | 0:33:14 | |
Has Steve been brushing up on the latest ladies' fashions? | 0:33:14 | 0:33:18 | |
They can wear anything, can't they? | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
I think the more ridiculous, the better. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
He wasn't joking about ridiculous! | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
-This doesn't look too bad. -Oh, Steve, this is gross. I'm sorry, I just... | 0:33:26 | 0:33:30 | |
-Steve, I'm sorry, but no. -OK. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
Yeah, we'll try them both on. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:36 | |
Do you think Kayleigh is going to like it | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
when we walk into the room on her wedding day in a black dress? | 0:33:39 | 0:33:43 | |
What do you honestly think? | 0:33:43 | 0:33:45 | |
Think? Who knows what's going on in there?! | 0:33:45 | 0:33:48 | |
So that's £173 on two black dresses. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
Add to that outfits for the boys and a suit for the best man. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:59 | |
Yep, he's going for a black and white theme. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
Sorry, Kayleigh. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:03 | |
Next up are diamond rings, | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
but at £800, can he afford them? | 0:34:05 | 0:34:08 | |
-Worry about it later. -Yeah. -THEY LAUGH | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
Steve's been spending like a soccer star, | 0:34:10 | 0:34:12 | |
and with just days to the wedding, | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
the boys decide now is the time to check the budget. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:18 | |
I'm over by £26.35. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:19 | |
But I've got to get best men's shoes, bridesmaids' shoes, | 0:34:21 | 0:34:25 | |
oh, and I need to get like drinks and stuff. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:27 | |
It'll have to be tap water, cos I've run out of money. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:31 | |
-Bugger. -Shite. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
It's because I just get stuff and not even think about the money. | 0:34:35 | 0:34:39 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
It's not funny! I'm screwed. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:34:44 | 0:34:47 | |
But it's no laughing matter. | 0:34:48 | 0:34:51 | |
Steve knows he shouldn't cut corners when it comes to Kayleigh. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:55 | |
So with his tail between his legs, | 0:34:55 | 0:34:57 | |
Steve has to plead with the bank of Mum and Dad. | 0:34:57 | 0:35:00 | |
-Hello. -How's it going? -I've run slightly over budget. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:04 | |
-Would you be able to lend me some money, please? -Depends how much. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:07 | |
-400? -What!? -I can give it back to you after the wedding. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:12 | |
I'm like a walking bank with you, aren't I? | 0:35:12 | 0:35:16 | |
-Yeah, get you out of blooming debt again. -Thank you. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:19 | |
I feel a bit bad, but then I can always rely on my mum. | 0:35:19 | 0:35:24 | |
She'd never let me go without type thing. | 0:35:24 | 0:35:26 | |
I want it to be the best day Kayleigh's ever had | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
and for her to be really proud of me, and now I've just got to crack on | 0:35:29 | 0:35:33 | |
and get all the stuff I need and all the jobs done. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
It's the day before the wedding, | 0:35:38 | 0:35:41 | |
and Kayleigh has come to see the dress | 0:35:41 | 0:35:43 | |
Steve struggled so long to pick for her. | 0:35:43 | 0:35:46 | |
Her dream dress was a £1,400 sparkling extravaganza. | 0:35:46 | 0:35:50 | |
If Steve got it catastrophically wrong, I wouldn't wear it. | 0:35:50 | 0:35:54 | |
If it's OK, then, you know, maybe I'll deal with it, | 0:35:54 | 0:35:59 | |
but obviously everyone wants perfection. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:02 | |
Kayleigh always wanted the WAG lifestyle, | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
but as a hard-working mum of two with no money to spare, | 0:36:05 | 0:36:09 | |
the high life has always been out of reach. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
Do you girls want to take a seat? | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
And I'll take Kayleigh into the changing room. | 0:36:14 | 0:36:16 | |
But if Steve's picked the right dress, | 0:36:16 | 0:36:18 | |
Kayleigh could live her dream for one perfect day. | 0:36:18 | 0:36:22 | |
-OK, you ready? -Yeah. | 0:36:26 | 0:36:27 | |
Oh! | 0:36:30 | 0:36:31 | |
My heart's doing this! I'm just praying that he hasn't got it wrong. | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
The one I tried on, there was less detail, | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
it was pretty plain up there, and it just had a bit of detail there, | 0:36:46 | 0:36:49 | |
and it went out a bit more, but we'll see. | 0:36:49 | 0:36:54 | |
More used to being in control, | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
Kayleigh's put all her trust in her fiance. | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
Will she live to regret it? | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
Are you ready to see your wedding dress? | 0:37:00 | 0:37:03 | |
-Please, now. -Are you excited? -Yes! | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
OK. Hands down. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
Oh, wow. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:10 | |
-Do you like it? -Oh, yeah, I love it, I love it, I love it. | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
I just can't believe it. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
-Oh, my God. -Marks out of ten, now. -Ten. | 0:37:15 | 0:37:18 | |
-I can't believe it. -That's so stunning! -It is beautiful. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:24 | |
-Do you like it? -Yeah. It's lovely. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
-Look at the train on that. Oh, my God. -Oh, it's just stunning. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:31 | |
I cannot believe that a man has chosen that, honestly! | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
Honestly, I'm gobsmacked, I wasn't expecting that at all. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:38 | |
The boy done real good. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
And it's time for the shoes. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:42 | |
I want to see, shoes, shoes, shoes. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:46 | |
Close your eyes. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:47 | |
-Oh, wow! -Shut up! | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
Wow. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:53 | |
Oh, my God. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:57 | |
-He knows you far too well. -They're just so fucking sexy. Oh, my God. | 0:37:57 | 0:38:03 | |
Kayleigh loves the dress | 0:38:03 | 0:38:04 | |
and the proper sparkly shoes Steve's picked for her. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:08 | |
Against all odds, her confidence in her fiance couldn't be higher, | 0:38:08 | 0:38:12 | |
much like a rollercoaster just before its 80mph freefall. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:17 | |
Finally the wedding day has come. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:29 | |
Will Steve's romantic plan to take Kayleigh back | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
to the rollercoaster where they fell in love sweep her off her feet? | 0:38:31 | 0:38:35 | |
Or will it crash and burn? | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
It's 7.30 in the morning | 0:38:40 | 0:38:42 | |
and Steve's neglected to arrange a make-up artist, | 0:38:42 | 0:38:45 | |
and Kayleigh will have to wait | 0:38:45 | 0:38:47 | |
until after her surprise trip to Thorpe Park to have her hair done. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:51 | |
It might be early, but the bride's itching to get started. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:55 | |
I want to go now. I want to see him now. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:58 | |
I want to go and get married now. | 0:38:58 | 0:39:00 | |
I keep looking at my watch thinking "Right, it's 8.30am. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:03 | |
"How much longer?" Do you know what I mean? | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
I've been doing that for the last three weeks! | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
First up it's the gothic bridesmaids. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:12 | |
I would never pick black for a bridesmaids' dress. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
I just think you can wear black on a day-to-day basis, | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
on a night out, to a funeral. | 0:39:26 | 0:39:28 | |
Hoping to avoid his own funeral, | 0:39:28 | 0:39:30 | |
Steve is putting the finishing touches to his romantic surprise. | 0:39:30 | 0:39:34 | |
I'm writing Kayleigh a love letter as a surprise | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
for when she gets to the Stealth ride this morning. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:41 | |
Hopefully she'll like this. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:42 | |
With her hair the only thing left to do, | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
Kayleigh is nearly ready for her big day. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
-How do I look? -Absolutely beautiful. -She looks lovely. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:51 | |
-You look like a princess. -Cheers, darling. And the shoes! | 0:39:51 | 0:39:55 | |
THEY GIGGLE | 0:39:55 | 0:39:57 | |
# Oh so pretty Oh so pretty! # | 0:39:57 | 0:40:01 | |
She might be happy, but Steve senses there's a storm brewing. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:04 | |
It's going to rain. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
At last the princess bride is ready to make her elegant exit. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:11 | |
For fuck's sake. | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
But what will the bride make of Steve's spooky choice of transport? | 0:40:13 | 0:40:18 | |
Oh well, at least it matches the bridesmaids. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:22 | |
Oh my God! Oh my God! | 0:40:23 | 0:40:28 | |
She likes her car but she might not be so happy | 0:40:28 | 0:40:32 | |
when she finds out where it's taking her. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:34 | |
-I've an important thing to do. -OK. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
Request from Steve. I have to put a blindfold on you. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:40 | |
Mind my make-up, please. | 0:40:40 | 0:40:42 | |
Please. I spent so long doing my eyes. | 0:40:42 | 0:40:47 | |
Kayleigh's in the dark about her destination, | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
which might be a good thing! | 0:40:50 | 0:40:52 | |
Is it like a fun fair? | 0:40:52 | 0:40:54 | |
I can hear music and I swear I just heard something to do with a clown. | 0:40:56 | 0:41:00 | |
HONKING | 0:41:00 | 0:41:02 | |
Is he taking me to a fun fair before the bloody wedding? | 0:41:02 | 0:41:06 | |
Do I look in the mood for a fun fair?! | 0:41:06 | 0:41:08 | |
The reality of giving up control of the most important day of her life | 0:41:08 | 0:41:12 | |
is becoming all too real for Kayleigh as it dawns on her where she is. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:16 | |
I know where we are. I know where we are. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:20 | |
Shut the fuck up! Why are we here? Oh, my God! | 0:41:20 | 0:41:24 | |
I'm not going on a ride, I'm not going on a ride. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
-Where d'you think we are? -Thorpe Park, we're at Thorpe Park. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
-We're actually at Thorpe Park. -Why would we be at Thorpe Park? -Cos Steve's a prick. Mum! | 0:41:29 | 0:41:33 | |
Why haven't you controlled this? | 0:41:34 | 0:41:37 | |
Why am I at Thorpe Park on my WEDDING DAY? | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
-OK, let's just go. Come on, it's fine. -Where? | 0:41:41 | 0:41:44 | |
Keep walking straight, we've got you. Hold my hand. | 0:41:44 | 0:41:48 | |
Mate, I can hear rides and people screaming. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
If we're at fucking Thorpe Park I'm going to go mental. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:54 | |
Maybe just keep the blindfold on, then. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:56 | |
Why the hell are we at Thorpe Park on my WEDDING day?! | 0:41:56 | 0:41:59 | |
-Listen to me. -I don't care. My wedding isn't a fucking joke! | 0:42:01 | 0:42:05 | |
With no idea why she was brought here, | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
Kayleigh's hopes for her perfect wedding day are fading fast. | 0:42:10 | 0:42:15 | |
Steve's banking on Kayleigh reading the letter | 0:42:17 | 0:42:21 | |
and understanding why he's brought her to the Stealth ride. | 0:42:21 | 0:42:24 | |
I'm scared. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:25 | |
Don't want to open my eyes. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
OK, Kayleigh. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:30 | |
Stealth?! I'm not even in the mood. | 0:42:30 | 0:42:34 | |
"To my beautiful baby." | 0:42:34 | 0:42:37 | |
Please don't. Oh my God. | 0:42:37 | 0:42:42 | |
"To my gorgeous wife to be. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
"These last three weeks have been the hardest weeks of my life | 0:42:44 | 0:42:47 | |
"and it has really made me realise that I do not want to spend another night without you. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:51 | |
"You're my princess, you're my soulmate and my best friend and I love you so much it hurts." | 0:42:51 | 0:42:57 | |
"I wanted to bring you back to the place that I knew..." | 0:42:57 | 0:43:00 | |
I can't speak! | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
"..that I knew you was the one." Beautiful grammar, babe. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
"The last time we were here, the Stealth ride broke down | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
"and there was nowhere to run so we had to stand and talk | 0:43:10 | 0:43:14 | |
"which I am not good at but I know you really well because of it | 0:43:14 | 0:43:18 | |
"and I fell for you right there and then. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:20 | |
"I knew from then that I had to have kids with you and marry you. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:25 | |
"The last two weeks have been a rollercoaster for me | 0:43:26 | 0:43:29 | |
"so please experience a little bit of what I've been through | 0:43:29 | 0:43:32 | |
"and go on what is now my favourite ride of all time | 0:43:32 | 0:43:36 | |
"because this is the ride that I found the real you who I adore. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:40 | |
"All my loves and kisses for the rest of my life, your soon-to-be husband." | 0:43:40 | 0:43:44 | |
SHE GIGGLES AND SNIFFS | 0:43:44 | 0:43:46 | |
No. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:47 | |
Shall we just go and have a look for a laugh? | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
I'm not going to laugh if I get my dress dirty. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
My pretty shoes! | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
Finally, the girls manage to convince her to at least try. | 0:43:56 | 0:44:00 | |
Why has he done this?! | 0:44:00 | 0:44:01 | |
For fuck, fucking, raping, | 0:44:01 | 0:44:04 | |
cock, rape, fucking, ugh! | 0:44:04 | 0:44:09 | |
-I don't like scary rides. -Can you sit? | 0:44:09 | 0:44:11 | |
No. Why has he told me to do this in my wedding dress? | 0:44:13 | 0:44:17 | |
For fuck's sake! | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
I just don't understand. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:22 | |
I just really don't fucking get it. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:25 | |
No, I don't want to do this, I'm sorry. No, not doing it. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:29 | |
No. I just want TO GO! | 0:44:29 | 0:44:33 | |
So, we've done all this for no reason whatsoever? | 0:44:35 | 0:44:38 | |
What a fucking prick. | 0:44:38 | 0:44:39 | |
Why has he done this to me? | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
I just want to go. Let's roll. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:44 | |
As a furious Kayleigh storms off, | 0:44:44 | 0:44:48 | |
the guests are beginning to arrive at Oatlands Park, | 0:44:48 | 0:44:51 | |
and Steve is on tenterhooks. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:53 | |
I don't think I've ever felt this nervous in my life. | 0:44:56 | 0:45:00 | |
I am starting to feel sick. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:01 | |
Fuming with rage, the bride still needs to get her hair done. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:05 | |
I've got to get my hair done in my wedding dress. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:10 | |
Hello, for some reason, | 0:45:10 | 0:45:12 | |
-like a -BLEEP -I've got to get my hair done with my dress on. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:15 | |
-Are you getting married today? -Yeah, in a matter of hours. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:19 | |
Really big and volumised and sort of loose curls. Cheryl Cole-esque. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:25 | |
Even if she makes it to the ceremony, | 0:45:25 | 0:45:28 | |
will she be in any mood to get married? | 0:45:28 | 0:45:30 | |
Kayleigh's now running 40 minutes late, | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
and clueless Steve is beginning to fear the worst. | 0:45:36 | 0:45:40 | |
Unless she didn't like surprises and not turned up. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:43 | |
Could be that. | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
Back at the salon and Kayleigh has made a transformation. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:49 | |
Yeah. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:52 | |
Love it. I look like Wonder Woman. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:58 | |
She has her fashionable hair-do, | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
and she's now running fashionably late. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:02 | |
I've had a few guests on the phone asking me where we are. | 0:46:02 | 0:46:06 | |
Asking how long we're going to be cos everybody's waiting. | 0:46:06 | 0:46:09 | |
But it's every bride's prerogative to be late on her big day, so they'll have to wait. | 0:46:09 | 0:46:13 | |
-What's the time?! -12. -12 o'clock?! -Quarter to. | 0:46:13 | 0:46:17 | |
He shouldn't have sent me to fucking Thorpe Park, should he? | 0:46:17 | 0:46:20 | |
No, he shouldn't have. Should have sent you to get your hair done. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:23 | |
An hour late and a smiling bride can finally make her way to see her man. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:28 | |
And on seeing the ceremony venue, | 0:46:33 | 0:46:36 | |
Thorpe Park is a distant memory. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:40 | |
Mate, you're getting married! | 0:46:40 | 0:46:42 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:46:42 | 0:46:44 | |
Shut up. | 0:46:44 | 0:46:45 | |
The nightmare has turned into a dream, | 0:46:50 | 0:46:53 | |
and she can't take her eyes off Steve. | 0:46:53 | 0:46:56 | |
Please take your seats. | 0:46:57 | 0:46:58 | |
From strops to smiles, | 0:46:58 | 0:47:00 | |
the morning has been a rollercoaster of emotions for Kayleigh | 0:47:00 | 0:47:05 | |
and just to make sure she's happy, Steve sends in the clowns. | 0:47:05 | 0:47:08 | |
What are you wearing?! | 0:47:08 | 0:47:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:47:10 | 0:47:15 | |
What are you wearing?! | 0:47:15 | 0:47:18 | |
What's wrong with it? | 0:47:18 | 0:47:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:47:20 | 0:47:22 | |
Steven, do you take Kayleigh to be your wife? | 0:47:22 | 0:47:26 | |
I do. | 0:47:26 | 0:47:27 | |
Kayleigh, do you take Steven to be your husband? | 0:47:27 | 0:47:31 | |
I do. | 0:47:31 | 0:47:33 | |
Kayleigh, I give you this ring. It's an everlasting symbol of our marriage | 0:47:33 | 0:47:36 | |
and is a token of my love. | 0:47:36 | 0:47:38 | |
Steven, I give you this ring as an everlasting symbol of our marriage. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:43 | |
I promise to care for you... | 0:47:44 | 0:47:47 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:47:47 | 0:47:48 | |
..to remain true to you and above all to respect and love you always. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:53 | |
Thank you, Kayleigh. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:56 | |
So, I am very happy to tell you | 0:47:56 | 0:47:59 | |
you are now husband and wife. Congratulations to you both. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:04 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:48:04 | 0:48:08 | |
Finally, Kayleigh has scored her man. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:11 | |
He might not be a footballer, he may not be loaded, | 0:48:11 | 0:48:14 | |
but she feels like the richest girl in the world. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:17 | |
After three weeks apart... | 0:48:17 | 0:48:18 | |
I've missed you so fucking much. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
..the happy couple can't keep their hands off each other. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:24 | |
Oh, so much better now. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
Don't ever, ever leave me again. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:30 | |
-You sent me away! -Ever! No, I didn't! Don't say that! | 0:48:30 | 0:48:33 | |
Three weeks. Three weeks of hell. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:37 | |
It was worth it. | 0:48:37 | 0:48:39 | |
But Steve has to find out about the Stealth ride. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:43 | |
How did the surprise go? | 0:48:43 | 0:48:45 | |
I did throw a massive strop. I did go into one. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:47 | |
I was just like, "Why the hell has he sent us here? In our finery?" | 0:48:47 | 0:48:51 | |
I tried to get on, but I couldn't fit the dress on. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:54 | |
But the sentiment behind it was just amazing. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:59 | |
But just as Kayleigh begins to relax, there's an announcement. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:03 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve and Kayleigh are going to make a move. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:07 | |
-Where to? -You'll find out. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:09 | |
-Does everyone else know where they're going? -They will do. OK. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
We're going to the next venue which is...Thorpe Park. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:20 | |
Thope Park again! | 0:49:24 | 0:49:26 | |
Erm... | 0:49:26 | 0:49:28 | |
It can't be any worse than it was this morning. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:30 | |
You want a bet? | 0:49:30 | 0:49:32 | |
-Are we going back to Thorpe Park? -Why? | 0:49:32 | 0:49:35 | |
Are we going back to Thorpe Park? | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
We're going back to Thorpe Park! Why?! | 0:49:41 | 0:49:44 | |
So here we go again! | 0:49:44 | 0:49:47 | |
Oh! Fuck off! | 0:49:47 | 0:49:50 | |
Babe, this is such a stupid idea. | 0:49:50 | 0:49:53 | |
It looks like Steve has finally realised he's made a mistake, | 0:49:53 | 0:49:56 | |
but the rollercoaster wedding day isn't over. | 0:49:56 | 0:50:00 | |
So you don't want to go round the park? | 0:50:01 | 0:50:03 | |
No. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:05 | |
Everyone's got, like, queue jumps and everything. | 0:50:05 | 0:50:08 | |
Are you joking? | 0:50:08 | 0:50:11 | |
Oh my god. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:13 | |
We have a few hours before the meal. Everyone can go and have fun. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:18 | |
It's special. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:20 | |
I know it's a special place, babe, but we can come here any time. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:24 | |
So while the wedding guests are assuming the brace position, | 0:50:24 | 0:50:28 | |
Kayleigh and Steve head towards the conference centre half a mile away. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:33 | |
Could they not have provided us with fucking transport? | 0:50:33 | 0:50:36 | |
This stupid thing is fucking falling down! | 0:50:36 | 0:50:38 | |
Oh my god! | 0:50:38 | 0:50:39 | |
How was transport not fucking arranged? | 0:50:41 | 0:50:45 | |
Look, I'm so sorry. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:47 | |
And just when things couldn't possibly get any worse... | 0:50:47 | 0:50:51 | |
My heel's broken! | 0:50:51 | 0:50:53 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:50:53 | 0:50:55 | |
We'll get it fixed. | 0:50:55 | 0:50:57 | |
I just want to go home! | 0:50:57 | 0:50:59 | |
I just want to go home! | 0:50:59 | 0:51:02 | |
We'll get it fixed, OK? | 0:51:02 | 0:51:05 | |
I don't want them to see me crying. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:07 | |
I've proper fucked up. | 0:51:08 | 0:51:10 | |
No, you haven't. | 0:51:10 | 0:51:12 | |
I just don't understand. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
I can't believe my fucking heel's broken. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:17 | |
With Kayleigh in tears once again, | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
her wedding day has been a total disaster. | 0:51:22 | 0:51:25 | |
-Sorry. -Don't be. | 0:51:25 | 0:51:26 | |
Steve leaves Kayleigh to calm down with the guests, | 0:51:27 | 0:51:31 | |
and runs off to get some glue to fix her shoes, | 0:51:31 | 0:51:33 | |
but he knows the damage is already done. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:36 | |
I probably made the wrong choice coming here. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:39 | |
I didn't think about Kayleigh's big dress. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:41 | |
I didn't think her shoes were going to break that easily. | 0:51:41 | 0:51:45 | |
So I'm a bit annoyed that I've upset my wife on her wedding day. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:49 | |
With a little champagne and sympathy, | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
Cinderella has finally regained her composure. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:57 | |
After the rollercoaster day from hell, | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
one more disappointment will surely tip her over the edge. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:03 | |
And Steve is yet to show her his WAG reception room. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:08 | |
But would Wayne give Colleen a chaise longue, fake castle turrets | 0:52:10 | 0:52:13 | |
and a pink pony? | 0:52:13 | 0:52:15 | |
Oh my god! | 0:52:19 | 0:52:21 | |
Oh my god, what is that? | 0:52:21 | 0:52:25 | |
Chaise longue. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:27 | |
Oh, babe. | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
Oh my god, why's there a unicorn? | 0:52:29 | 0:52:32 | |
-It's a pony. -Is it a pony? | 0:52:32 | 0:52:33 | |
It doesn't have a horn. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:35 | |
Oh, look at the centrepieces. | 0:52:35 | 0:52:38 | |
-Oh, darling. -We did them. | 0:52:38 | 0:52:42 | |
Oh my god, the cake! The cake's perfect! | 0:52:42 | 0:52:45 | |
Oh my god! Oh my god! | 0:52:45 | 0:52:48 | |
Oh, baby. | 0:52:48 | 0:52:52 | |
Oh, it's perfect. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:53 | |
Gold crown, silver crown. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
Oh, you're kidding me? | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
Against all the odds, Steve has managed to give her a tiny bit | 0:52:58 | 0:53:01 | |
of the WAG wedding she was wishing for. | 0:53:01 | 0:53:04 | |
Baby, it's perfect. I love it. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:07 | |
Good, isn't it? | 0:53:07 | 0:53:08 | |
It's just amazing. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:09 | |
I love it, I love it, I love it. I love you. | 0:53:09 | 0:53:13 | |
Perfect. Thank you so much. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:16 | |
The WAGgy decor might be plastic fantastic, | 0:53:16 | 0:53:20 | |
but after a day of ruined shoes, rain and rollercoasters, | 0:53:20 | 0:53:24 | |
Kayleigh is relieved. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
And let's face it, it could have been much worse. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:29 | |
Oh, but wait a minute. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:30 | |
The only thing I probably would have done differently... | 0:53:30 | 0:53:32 | |
Yeah. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:33 | |
I'd never have thought to put the, what are they called? | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
Turrets. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:37 | |
-Tourette's? -Turrets. -Turrets. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:41 | |
I'd have never put the turrets in cos I would have never thought to. | 0:53:41 | 0:53:45 | |
But I love them. I think they're wicked. It proper sets off the theme. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:48 | |
You have a theme. You thought of a theme. | 0:53:48 | 0:53:51 | |
Yeah. | 0:53:51 | 0:53:52 | |
So proud of you. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:53 | |
'I've absolutely no idea how I got away with this.' | 0:53:56 | 0:53:59 | |
I thought I'd stuffed the whole day up | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
after getting married in this really gorgeous place | 0:54:01 | 0:54:04 | |
and then taking her to Thorpe Park | 0:54:04 | 0:54:06 | |
and completely messing it up really | 0:54:06 | 0:54:10 | |
because she didn't want to do anything. | 0:54:10 | 0:54:12 | |
I didn't know what to do. I was absolutely crapping myself. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:15 | |
Fresh off the rides, the guests are in for another shock. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:22 | |
I just... I just... I'm a little... I'm... | 0:54:22 | 0:54:26 | |
Um, I don't really know what to say. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:30 | |
It's quite flamboyant, isn't it? | 0:54:30 | 0:54:33 | |
I'm not sure about the crowns. | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
Well, Kayleigh, you did want a wedding people would talk about! | 0:54:35 | 0:54:39 | |
I feel like I've accomplished something. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:42 | |
I've been to war, I've got a medal for Afghanistan, | 0:54:42 | 0:54:44 | |
but this is much more of an accomplishment than what I've done. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
And now apparently she's amazed. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:50 | |
So hopefully she'll come out and give me a big fat kiss. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:54 | |
These three weeks have been the hardest of my life not seeing you, | 0:54:54 | 0:54:59 | |
and it made me realise I never want to spend another day without you. | 0:54:59 | 0:55:03 | |
Don't cry. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:04 | |
I'm very much looking forward to Kayleigh making all the decisions | 0:55:04 | 0:55:09 | |
because I can't stand making decisions | 0:55:09 | 0:55:13 | |
and these three weeks have just proved that. | 0:55:13 | 0:55:16 | |
See, exactly. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:17 | |
It's not like I'm a diva that says this has to be so and so. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:20 | |
It's just easier because you don't like it. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
Definitely. You make the decisions. I don't mind at all. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:25 | |
See, so nothing will change. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:26 | |
No, that's fine by me. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:28 | |
-Job's a good 'un. -Definitely. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:29 | |
They're a very striking couple. Kayleigh looks amazing in her dress. | 0:55:30 | 0:55:33 | |
Steven's suit is really stunning. | 0:55:33 | 0:55:36 | |
Not sure about the best men, but you know... | 0:55:36 | 0:55:38 | |
I was peeved this morning with the whole thing | 0:55:38 | 0:55:41 | |
because I didn't understand why we'd gone in our finery. | 0:55:41 | 0:55:44 | |
So, minus her finery, will this bride finally get on the ride | 0:55:44 | 0:55:48 | |
she's so stealthily been avoiding all day? | 0:55:48 | 0:55:52 | |
MUSIC: "Life Is A Rollercoaster" by Ronan Keating | 0:55:52 | 0:55:57 | |
I wanted to get married there. | 0:55:57 | 0:55:59 | |
Shut up! | 0:55:59 | 0:56:00 | |
And so he finally gets his wannabe WAG on the ride. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:06 | |
No, it'll be over. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:09 | |
He's not a footballer and she's not a WAG | 0:56:09 | 0:56:12 | |
and he didn't pull off the fairytale wedding. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:15 | |
But at least they got a trophy they can have forever. | 0:56:15 | 0:56:19 | |
Next time, Essex boy Andrew is a groom torn between two worlds. | 0:56:19 | 0:56:24 | |
You're not listening. My fucking wedding! | 0:56:24 | 0:56:26 | |
On one side, his bride-to-be Amanda Demander. | 0:56:26 | 0:56:29 | |
I will go mad. I probably won't speak to him for a year. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:32 | |
The other side, best man Neil... | 0:56:32 | 0:56:33 | |
Andrew! | 0:56:33 | 0:56:34 | |
..who wants him to lighten up and relive the old Essex days. | 0:56:34 | 0:56:37 | |
His friends won't stay much longer. | 0:56:37 | 0:56:40 | |
-Trapped between his laddy past... -You're stressing me out! | 0:56:40 | 0:56:42 | |
-..and his future wife... -I'm not happy with that. | 0:56:42 | 0:56:44 | |
..which Andrew will shine through? | 0:56:44 | 0:56:46 | |
You may kiss the bride. | 0:56:46 | 0:56:47 | |
What's he done? | 0:56:47 | 0:56:49 | |
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