Jess and Luke Don't Tell the Bride


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-Every girl dreams of her wedding.

-I want to be you now.

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But what happens when she has no say on her big day?

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-Don't Tell The Bride is back.

-This is all for the name of love.

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12 gallant grooms...

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are taking control.

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With 12 grand apiece and just three weeks to organise a wedding.

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What an absolute idiot.

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They're more daring...

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-Why are we here?

-..more ambitious...

-Why has he done this?

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-..and more outrageous than ever before.

-It's not a joke.

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-Will the glass slipper fit?

-Oh, my word.

-Hell, no.

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-Will true love conquer all?

-Horrid, horrid, horrid.

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Oh, my God, it's going to be on a beach.

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And will there be a fairytale ending...

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I don't like it.

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-Is it the right ring?

-Turn the camera off.

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..or just a damsel in distress?

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-Wishes do come true.

-Sometimes they don't.

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Tonight, motorbike-mad Luke aims to keep his wedding plans on track...

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-Incredible.

-..with a high octane wedding...

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The bikes come down here, drop her off.

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..his traditional bride-to-be won't forget.

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Whilst Jess has her heart set on an intimate church wedding...

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This would be my perfect place to get married. It really would.

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-I'm going to cry.

-Don't cry.

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..Luke is putting bikes before his bride.

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I think they will probably enjoy the day more than Jess might do.

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Will this groom stay in pole position...

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I don't think any of us thought

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we would be shovelling poo on my hen do.

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..or crash and burn before the finish line?

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It's looking like there's going to be no bridesmaids.

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I promised I wasn't going to do this over a bloody dress.

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Laid-back Luke met animal-loving Jess on a night out in Derby

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-eight years ago.

-We actually met on a corner of the street.

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She caught my eye. That short little skirt.

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I said, I know who you are. You're Paul Tomlinson's son, aren't you?

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And he kind of a little bit panic stricken,

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"How do you know that?"

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We actually met each other when we were just minutes old,

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due to the fact that our parents know each other, were good friends

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together, and I guess you could say

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our first actual meeting place was on the maternity ward.

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But there were something else that united these two families.

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Jess's mum and dad have got a motorbike. My dad has got two bikes.

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They are all Harley-Davidsons. That is the big...

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the big link, if you like.

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And like father, like son.

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Luke is never happier than when he's on his racing bike.

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I suppose you could say that

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I will ever ride my bike as much as I want.

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That'll probably be every day.

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But while her parents, future in-laws

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and fiance are all motorbike-mad, Jess, well, Jess isn't.

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I'm not really that interested in motorbike racing.

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It's just sounds like noise.

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They do share one big passion, though. Their home.

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And two years ago, they ploughed all of their money

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into buying their first place together.

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We bought a house which was virtually derelict and since then,

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any spare money has just gone straight into this place.

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Money is not always spare, is it?

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-It's either begged, borrowed or stolen.

-No.

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Yes, my now have to work evenings

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and weekends just to get an extra income every month to keep

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the house moving on, otherwise it would never end.

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And this hard-working duo aren't scared of hard graft,

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with Luke putting in long hours as a cable jointer

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and Jess working long shifts as a veterinary surgeon.

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-You won't feel a thing.

-She is ever so good.

-Oh, there we go.

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But Jess's dream of becoming a vet

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took its toll on their relationship.

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While she was studying in London, Luke stayed in Derby.

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It was a long-distance relationship.

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It started to get really tough after a couple of years.

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And I think at that point, when you been together three years,

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I think he needed to see a little bit more from me.

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I was, sort of, always nipping to London and back,

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and she was so focused on what she was doing then, you know,

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it just sort of boiled over a little bit

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and I was like, "You know what?

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"I want to finish this."

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When we separated, I felt like I had lost part of myself.

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It was really, really tough. Really tough.

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I couldn't think about him

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being with anybody else or being a bit of a lad.

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Met another couple of girls, which didn't really work out, to be fair.

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I never really just had that bond with them,

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never had that quite same connection.

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And I realised that actually, I needed to get through my degree,

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but then Luke was that other part that I wanted.

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So as soon as she called me up, five or six months later,

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it was just there straight away.

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The couple are back together,

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but it's not been an easy ride for Luke.

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Obviously, people are concerned from her side, that I leave her,

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sort of, really upset again.

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So it took a lot of convincing a lot of people, certainly her dad.

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I said to him, it's going to take a long time.

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Fingers crossed, things can get back to

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how they were, but you've got some

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proving to do, some trust to gain back and definitely some respect.

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Now, with the wedding day solely in Luke's hands,

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it's his chance to finally redeem himself.

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So if the wedding day is a success, if you like,

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her dad is going to see that as a good thing from my point of view.

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So long as Dad can see that he has taken it seriously and he's

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done the best that he can do, I think he will have his respect.

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But for this bride and her protective biker dad,

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only one type of wedding will do.

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Getting married in a church is really, really quite important.

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Not just to me, but to my family as well.

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It's going to be important to my dad that there is a traditional

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aspect, that it is a serious thing that you're doing.

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And luckily, bike fanatic Luke

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is taking his wedding plans very seriously.

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I want this to be a day to remember by incorporating the whole

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motorbike thing into it.

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I always talk about how passionate I am about the bikes and how really,

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if it wasn't for motorbikes,

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all them years ago, we wouldn't be together.

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For that reason, I want that to be the main focus.

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So this groom knows what he wants,

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but he also knows that there's a lot at stake.

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Yes, you have seen her dad.

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You will know that he's quite a scary guy

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so you don't want to upset him.

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If I was Luke, I'd be doing my homework

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and making sure that he not only makes a good day for Jess,

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but keeps Jessica's dad and mum - us - happy.

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It's almost time for the couple to say goodbye.

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And for an anxious Jess, it's a

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final chance for her to give Luke some gentle words of advice.

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-You'll know about it if you get it wrong.

-OK.

-Yes.

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I'm glad you've got confidence.

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Maybe for the first few months of marriage,

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it might not be wedded less.

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It might be more like, you know, that you have messed up.

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Might leave a mess.

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Hopefully you'll be happy with it.

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This is the first time they will have lived apart

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since Jess was at university.

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You ready?

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This is it.

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I'm going to miss you.

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I'll miss you too.

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-You'll be all right.

-So will you. Do a good job.

-Yeah.

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-Just think, 21 days I'll be counting down.

-20½.

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Don't get stressed.

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Stay laid-back. But not too laid-back.

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The next time they'll see each other

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will be on their wedding day.

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There will be times when I will have a bit of a cry

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and I will be quite upset because I just miss him so much,

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but it is all for a good reason, really,

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and that's that we are finally getting married after eight years.

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It is all starting to sink in now. Tough three weeks ahead.

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But I'm ready for a challenge. This is it. Just make it happen.

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Jess will spend the next three weeks down the road

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at her parents' house

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in the Derbyshire village where she grew up.

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There to welcome her home are mom Denise and adoring dad Rob.

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What have we done to deserve this? Hey up, you all right?

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But it's not long before talk turns to the wedding

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and their concerns for their only daughter's big day.

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What worries me about Luke is I know how laid-back he is.

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Normally we'd be having a lot more input.

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Because of the situation now, it goes on to Luke.

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It gives us some concerns, obviously.

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I think he's really desperate to prove something to you.

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Obviously with a time limit, and a budget, there's only

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so much he's going to be able to do.

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What about his best men -

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do you think they'll kick his butt if they need to?

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Just depends how much they know about weddings.

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Neither of them are married.

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I don't think they've been to a lot of weddings.

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Fingers crossed things will come together over three weeks.

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But Jess's dad needn't worry. Luke is already on the case.

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And what better place for him

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to reveal his master plan to best man Ben...

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-Hey up, mate.

-How's it going?

-All right?

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..than the local arcade?

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-So, mate, why are we down here?

-We need to talk about the wedding theme.

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It's all about the bikes. Ideally a racetrack. Donington Park.

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Which part of Jess's wedding scrapbook

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-had a picture of a Ducati in there?

-When she handed over to me, mate.

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So, are you getting her dad on the bike as well? He rides bikes.

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-Potentially, yes. Definitely.

-Jess?

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-She could have a jacket, couldn't she?

-White leather wedding dress.

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To top it all, mate, we could even use a podium.

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Use the podium to get married on. Yeah, that's not bad, is it?

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That's a great idea. See? Coming round now, aren't you?

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Best man could be in second place. That would be all right.

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-Maid of honour in third. That is all right.

-Exactly!

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Exactly? I think he's being sarcastic, Luke.

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MUSIC: "Shut Up And Drive" by Rihanna

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It's day one of wedding planning

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and with his heart set on a biker wedding, Luke has

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brought Ben to the home of British motorcycle racing, Donington Park.

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It's got everything a bride would want - tarmac, noise, petrol fumes

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and a close proximity to the East Midlands Airport flight path.

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-Now we're talking.

-So are you excited, now you're here?

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-Very excited. You get that buzz, don't you?

-YOU do.

-I do, definitely.

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Not quite as much my scene but, yes. No, it's good.

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I can see how you could use this, if they were coming down here.

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-This could work.

-It would be amazing.

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-The place is massive, isn't it?

-Great view out there.

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-You think Jess would appreciate a quick lap of honour?

-I reckon so.

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I think so.

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Or she might just appreciate this.

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The stunning Calke Abbey in Derbyshire,

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where she has brought Mum and bridesmaids

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Nick, Josie and Kirsty for a glimpse of her dream rustic venue.

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This is lovely, Jessica. This is just what your dad would want for you.

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The historic site dates back to medieval times and most

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importantly for Jess and her dad, it features a 19th-century church.

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Oh, my God. Look how lovely it is. Oh, this is lovely.

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What you think Dad would think?

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-I think this is possibly what your dad would...

-Yeah.

-..would picture...

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-..for you. I could cry.

-Don't cry!

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Well, you might when you see where you could be getting married.

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So, what are you thinking?

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Maybe we could get, like, a marquee or something on there?

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-Quite big, isn't it?

-This feels good.

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It feels different to be stood here.

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Puts some perspective on it doesn't it?

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I think this could work, mate.

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The bikes come down here. Everyone is set up here.

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Come down that little slip there

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and actually ride past over the brow of the hill,

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back up, and then they'd

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actually have to drop down into the Melbourne, park up, drop her off.

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-Down the aisle.

-Down the aisle! Down the Melbourne.

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-You reckon? Yeah?

-Falling into place, isn't it?

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-Let's do it.

-All right.

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-Shall we walk down the aisle?

-Shall we?

-Have a practice.

-Do it.

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I'll pretend to be your dad.

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-And you'd see everyone.

-I know. And flowers.

-Yeah.

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And then Luke would be looking like your mum is looking.

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I mean, this place is just stunning.

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This would be my perfect place to get married, it really would. But...

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Ideally, what we would love,

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or what I would love and Mum and Dad would love...

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This is ideal for Jessica. A church wedding.

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It would be everything that was always pictured for her,

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right from a little girl.

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She has always wanted to be able to walk up an aisle in a church.

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But who needs a church aisle when you've got an entire racetrack?

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Today, I just got that buzz of being at Donington.

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It's just somewhere that every time I come here, you know,

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whether it be for track day or whether it be to watch the racing,

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I just get that instant buzz from being here.

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And buzzing, the boys book catering

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and a spot on the track for four grand - a third of his budget.

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It looks like it could be game on.

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Nice one!

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So, having committed to the racetrack,

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Luke's decided that now might be a good time to actually plan

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the wedding, all over Jess's wall.

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This is the bit that we are going to get.

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Like the aisle, the seats and the podium?

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-Yeah.

-Down here? On the track?

-Yes.

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I think we should definitely do it on the track.

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-We've got to, haven't we?

-Yeah. Marquee..

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I was thinking maybe the whole game reserve, type...theme.

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What are you thinking? Just some stuffed teddies, some lions.

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A giraffe. Personally, I think

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people might be confused by a superbikes safari kind of wedding.

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It doesn't really go. She comes into Donington we have like Harleys.

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She goes around there, all of these Harleys are coming around the loop.

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Jess will get out there.

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-That's where she can walk down the aisle. OK?

-That's a plan.

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So, a procession of Harley-Davidsons,

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a safari-themed themed tent for his animal-loving bride

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and a ceremony on a racetrack.

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Standard.

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# Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. #

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Unaware of Luke's racy plans,

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Jess's mum has her own dreams for her daughter's big day.

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I'd like to see you in a... I would, I suppose really,

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quite a traditional type of dress.

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I would love to see you in a veil,

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-but I know that might not be your idea.

-I am not really sure.

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You'd not go for anything that is retro style.

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-Flowers and fairy lights...

-Bunting and candles.

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I mean, that is beautiful, isn't it?

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With all the bunting hanging down, the lights, colourful lights

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-and stuff.

-I mean Calke Abbey was absolutely...

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it's a beautiful, beautiful place.

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Isn't it? Absolutely stunning.

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Because I am quite creative, well, I think we are

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-quite creative together, aren't we?

-Mm.

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-I think we could do absolute wonders with it.

-Mm.

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It's the start of week two and the day that Luke is dreading.

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Dress shopping.

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He's brought his brother Ben and best man Ben to help him

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-find a dress for his superbikes ceremony.

-Hello.

-Hello, how are you?

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-All right, thank you. We've an appointment to view some dresses.

-OK.

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He might know his Hondas from his Harleys,

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-but will he know his silk from his satin?

-Look at this one. Wicked.

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It's not too blingy apart from the belt.

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-Which I presume you could chop off?

-Chop it off?

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-Is that a technical term, Ben?

-Need to check the size.

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It says 6 to 30 on it. I presume that is the size. Or is that the age?

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It is very curtain-like, isn't it?

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# Maybe I'm out of my mi-i-ind. #

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Unlike her groom, Jess is taking dress shopping very seriously.

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And she knows exactly what she wants.

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She's come to a designer boutique in Nottingham to show her mum

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and bridesmaids the dress she would choose if she had her say.

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Hi. You all right? Nice to see you.

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-You can have a look round here.

-Yes, do have a look.

-Thank you.

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ALL: Oh!

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-I don't like the flowers and stuff on that.

-No?

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I really, really do not want a big, pouffy dress.

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I do want something that is really sleek, really very elegant,

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that's beautiful material, beautiful cut and fits really nicely.

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The one up there is absolutely amazing, like amazing, amazing!

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That one.

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And with her heart firmly set on one dream dress,

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it is time for Jess to reveal it to her loved ones.

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ALL: Ohh!

0:18:170:18:19

-It's so delicate, so intricate.

-Absolutely stunning.

0:18:190:18:23

-It's beautiful, isn't it?

-You actually look so small, like tiny.

0:18:230:18:28

-That's really nice.

-It's amazing, like absolutely amazing.

0:18:280:18:33

What is it they always say? The first dress you try on.

0:18:330:18:36

-It's the one you fall in love with.

-It's absolutely incredible.

0:18:360:18:40

I love this dress.

0:18:400:18:42

# See beneath your beautiful Would you let me... #

0:18:420:18:47

It's a good job I put waterproof mascara on, isn't it?

0:18:470:18:51

-Beautiful.

-Would someone give her a hug, please?

0:18:510:18:54

Could imagine walking down the aisle on this. It's absolutely stunning.

0:18:570:19:00

-It really would be amazing.

-It'll be fine, whatever he chooses.

0:19:000:19:05

It'll be fine.

0:19:050:19:06

Well, it might not be.

0:19:070:19:09

Ben might have joked about leather,

0:19:090:19:11

but Luke isn't joking about this huge, pouffy number.

0:19:110:19:14

-It looks good.

-Yeah.

-I do not think it's one million miles off at all.

0:19:140:19:17

What's your plan for the day?

0:19:170:19:19

-We've actually managed to get Donington Park racetrack.

-Very good.

0:19:190:19:24

-So, we're actually going to have a ceremony on the track.

-OK.

0:19:240:19:28

-Is she a racing fan?

-No.

-OK(!) Good luck with that one.

0:19:280:19:32

Do you do a helmet that comes with that?

0:19:320:19:35

I hope he is taking it seriously

0:19:410:19:42

and doesn't sit there and go, "That will do."

0:19:420:19:45

-I bet he doesn't even know dresses like that exist.

-No.

0:19:450:19:47

I don't think he would.

0:19:470:19:48

I think he thinks wedding dress, white, traditional, go for something

0:19:480:19:52

like that because that is what every bride wants,

0:19:520:19:54

-but obviously it is not.

-He wouldn't know that they were wedding dresses.

0:19:540:19:57

-No.

-You know, even though he's been living with her for eight years,

0:19:570:20:02

you know, he could still get it terribly wrong.

0:20:020:20:06

But it's a case of we have to wait and see.

0:20:080:20:11

-That is the one, isn't it?

-Yes.

-I reckon so.

0:20:220:20:25

Not sure it is the one Jess would choose,

0:20:250:20:28

though, but with Luke splashing £800 on a full-skirted,

0:20:280:20:31

Cinderella-style dress, it's the one she is going to get.

0:20:310:20:35

Desperate for a break from bridal boutiques and dress shops, the lads

0:20:430:20:47

have headed back to Donington Park for a Harley-Davidson bike rally.

0:20:470:20:51

But it is not just for pleasure.

0:20:520:20:54

They're hoping to recruit some leather-clad bikers to escort

0:20:540:20:57

Jess to the wedding.

0:20:570:20:58

We're just on our way to find a dude called Roy who runs the show.

0:20:580:21:03

He makes all the decisions round here, apparently,

0:21:030:21:06

so we will see if we can find him. Hopefully, he's a name badge on.

0:21:060:21:08

Is this him? Roy?

0:21:080:21:11

-Hi, how are you doing? Name's Luke.

-Nice to meet you.

-I'm Ben.

0:21:110:21:15

Nice to meet you too. What can I do for you?

0:21:150:21:18

-We've heard you're the man to speak to...

-Regarding...

-We're after

0:21:180:21:22

-trying to get some Harleys involved in a wedding.

-Right.

0:21:220:21:27

-What's the actual plan? We know you're getting married.

-Yes.

0:21:270:21:30

We're getting married on the loop on the circuit itself.

0:21:300:21:34

-On the actual race circuit?

-Yes.

0:21:340:21:36

I have never heard of anyone actually getting married on that.

0:21:360:21:39

Yeah, well, I want to start the whole wedding with really

0:21:390:21:43

-a life's obsession with Harleys.

-Coming from Derby?

0:21:430:21:47

-Coming from Derby.

-She'll be picked up in Derby.

0:21:470:21:49

What I can do is ask around and see what we can come up with.

0:21:490:21:53

See if we can help you in some way.

0:21:530:21:55

Had a look around and seen a few bikes and spoke to a few of the

0:21:590:22:02

-guys here.

-Everybody has loved the idea of the day, I think.

0:22:020:22:06

I think they will probably enjoy the day more than Jess might do!

0:22:060:22:10

Hey, you can't please everyone.

0:22:100:22:12

Unaware of her groom's petrol-powered plans,

0:22:160:22:18

Jess is out with her bridesmaids who are keen to find out how

0:22:180:22:21

she is coping with not being in the driving seat.

0:22:210:22:24

How have you been feeling this past week?

0:22:240:22:26

All right. I miss him a lot now.

0:22:260:22:27

I think mainly over the last couple of days

0:22:270:22:29

I have really noticed that I miss him a lot.

0:22:290:22:31

-Jess is too calm for my liking.

-Yeah, too calm for my liking.

0:22:310:22:34

-I feel more stressed than you do.

-But I don't know why

0:22:340:22:37

-everyone thinks I am going to have a meltdown.

-You are at some point!

0:22:370:22:40

-I am not.

-I can read you like a book.

0:22:400:22:42

But best man Ben is about to deliver some news that might

0:22:420:22:45

get Jess in a flap.

0:22:450:22:47

-Hello, ladies.

-Hi.

0:22:470:22:50

-I am here to talk to you about the hen do.

-OK.

0:22:500:22:53

You are going to need your overnight bags. It's an early start. 7:30 AM.

0:22:530:22:57

-What?

-You're not going to be ready. You're not going to be ready.

0:22:570:23:01

I am not going to be ready.

0:23:010:23:04

Not only do you have to be ready at 7:30,

0:23:040:23:06

you must be dressed to impress.

0:23:060:23:08

That early in the morning?

0:23:080:23:10

Apart from you obviously, Jess, because it's your hen do,

0:23:100:23:12

it does cost £53 each for everything we've put on.

0:23:120:23:16

-Conditional, Jess. You do have to wear the flashing sash.

-Yes.

-Enjoy.

0:23:180:23:25

-Take care.

-Bye!

-See you later.

-Wow!

0:23:250:23:30

We need to be ready at 7:30 which I'm sure that Luke completely

0:23:300:23:34

understands that is a nightmare for me, especially all my friends.

0:23:340:23:38

But I am sure they have got something good planned

0:23:380:23:40

otherwise they wouldn't have us up ridiculously early.

0:23:400:23:43

ALL: Chin-chin! Cheers.

0:23:430:23:45

It's the morning of the hen

0:23:510:23:52

-and the girls have a very early 7:30am start.

-Hello, love!

0:23:520:23:57

Thank you for coming. I still do not know what we are doing.

0:23:570:24:01

But at least Luke's been

0:24:010:24:02

thoughtful enough to text through some instructions.

0:24:020:24:05

"Travel in convoy. The car in front will have directions.

0:24:080:24:12

"Have a great hen do. Love, Luke!" Ahhh!

0:24:120:24:15

So, with the lead car following instructions to an unknown

0:24:150:24:19

destination, the girls set off.

0:24:190:24:21

The hen do is the first chance for Luke to show Jess just how

0:24:250:24:28

well he knows her. And this bride has got high expectations.

0:24:280:24:32

So, ideal for me would be something that'd be outdoors,

0:24:320:24:35

maybe something a bit mooching round,

0:24:350:24:38

-a little bit of shopping in the day...

-Ladies that lunch.

0:24:380:24:41

-Ladies that lunch.

-I think we are going to the horse races.

-Do you?

0:24:410:24:46

-That's what I think as well.

-I might need to change my shoes, then.

0:24:460:24:50

I don't know what dress to impress would mean otherwise.

0:24:500:24:54

-I don't either.

-Or this could all be a bit of a nasty joke!

0:24:540:24:57

Surely he wouldn't do that? Would he?

0:25:000:25:03

45 minutes in and animal-loving Jess smells a rat.

0:25:050:25:09

We're going to the zoo.

0:25:090:25:10

There's nobody else dressed like we are.

0:25:130:25:15

Why have they told us to dress to impress when we're coming to the zoo?

0:25:150:25:19

I am just glad I did not put a dress on!

0:25:190:25:21

We're at the zoo.

0:25:230:25:25

In stupid shoes.

0:25:250:25:27

Well, I do look after animals every day,

0:25:280:25:31

so I kind of get why he's done it, but I look after animals every day!

0:25:310:25:35

And it turns out today is going to be no different.

0:25:350:25:40

-Hi!

-You're looking very lovely.

-ALL: Yes.

0:25:440:25:47

-Don't know what you're doing today, do you?

-ALL: NO!

0:25:470:25:50

-You're going to be zookeepers for the day.

-Oh, no!

0:25:500:25:54

-We are going to be dealing with poo.

-What!

-Smelly food.

0:25:550:26:00

Sorry, message that we got was be ready at 7:30am dressed to impress.

0:26:000:26:05

Ohhhh!

0:26:050:26:09

I have got nothing to do with this!

0:26:090:26:12

Really cruel.

0:26:120:26:14

-It's a little bit, isn't it?

-Really cruel. I wouldn't have done that.

0:26:140:26:17

-Are you all ready?

-ALL: Yes!

0:26:170:26:20

Excellent. I decided to dress to impress also!

0:26:200:26:22

# Take that money, watch it burn... #

0:26:220:26:26

While the girls prepare to get down and dirty,

0:26:270:26:30

the lads have arrived for a posh day at the races.

0:26:300:26:33

Tanked up, a few beers. Took some bets on.

0:26:330:26:36

# Take that money, watch it burn Sink in the river... #

0:26:360:26:40

Very cushty day so far.

0:26:400:26:42

# ..That kills me

0:26:420:26:44

# Makes me feel alive

0:26:440:26:47

# Lately I've been I've been losing sleep

0:26:470:26:50

# Dreamin' about the things that we could be

0:26:500:26:54

# Sink in the river... #

0:26:540:26:57

Having a great day, obviously.

0:26:570:26:59

Opposite end of the spectrum for Jess, hopefully,

0:26:590:27:02

cleaning some animals out.

0:27:020:27:04

Wasn't expecting to be shovelling poo on my hen do

0:27:080:27:11

but he's going to be picking up dog poo for the rest of his life now.

0:27:110:27:14

Look to the floor!

0:27:140:27:15

-Oh, this is horrible.

-It's pretty gross.

0:27:170:27:21

There had better be some wine at the end of it, that's all I can say.

0:27:210:27:24

-I need a baby wipe.

-I have got it on my fingers.

0:27:280:27:32

So, still dressed to impress,

0:27:320:27:34

the girls now have giraffe poo under their nails.

0:27:340:27:37

Meanwhile, Luke has hit a winning streak.

0:27:370:27:40

Last race, look at that.

0:27:400:27:42

Clawed it back.

0:27:420:27:44

Lucky Luke.

0:27:440:27:46

20, 40, 60, 80, 100, 120, 130, sir. Thank you.

0:27:460:27:51

-All the best, thank you.

-Cheers, mate.

0:27:510:27:53

Luke just had one bet on a horse. And won. Typical Luke.

0:27:530:27:59

130 quid in.

0:27:590:28:00

Wouldn't be fair to put that in the wedding budget, would it?

0:28:000:28:03

I think we can we can find somewhere else for that to go tonight.

0:28:030:28:06

After a hard day's graft, the girls have had a hotel laid on for them.

0:28:080:28:13

Well, laid on in the sense that they have to pay for it.

0:28:130:28:15

"The total to pay is £847, split between you. Jess has been paid for.

0:28:150:28:21

-"Have a good night. Luke."

-Bit different, innit?

-Slightly(!)

0:28:210:28:26

-It's £10 more than we thought it was going to be.

-It's 13 quid more.

0:28:260:28:30

£13 more.

0:28:300:28:31

So, on top of the £53 they've already paid,

0:28:310:28:33

the girls dig deep to cover another £13 each.

0:28:330:28:37

Lucky Luke, however, has his winnings to spend.

0:28:390:28:42

MUSIC: "Lost Generation" by Rizzle Kicks

0:28:420:28:44

Everyone is having a good time, which is ultimately what I want.

0:28:530:28:56

I think from a day perspective,

0:28:560:28:58

Jess has probably had a slightly different day to us,

0:28:580:29:00

but she likes that sort of thing. We've all had a good time

0:29:000:29:03

and hopefully she's doing more of the same tonight.

0:29:030:29:05

And in an attempt to give the girls a good time, Luke's

0:29:050:29:08

sent them all to a swanky bar.

0:29:080:29:11

So swanky, in fact, that

0:29:110:29:12

the money he's put behind it

0:29:120:29:14

won't even cover one round of drinks.

0:29:140:29:16

Looks like the girls are paying...again.

0:29:160:29:19

Oh, God. This place is a bit pricey.

0:29:190:29:20

With the budget we had of only £100,

0:29:200:29:23

and there's 17 of us.

0:29:230:29:25

It didn't really go very far as getting everybody a first drink.

0:29:250:29:29

We didn't think we were going to be spending this much money.

0:29:290:29:33

It's the morning after

0:29:400:29:41

and a slightly delicate Luke's arrived at his parents' house

0:29:410:29:44

to share his venue plans with his dad.

0:29:440:29:47

Hello, Dad.

0:29:470:29:49

-Hey up, Luke.

-All right?

-How's it going?

-All right.

0:29:490:29:52

Good.

0:29:520:29:54

Yeah, we've got some plans now, Dad.

0:29:540:29:57

Go on, then, tell us.

0:29:570:29:58

Well...we've got Donington.

0:29:580:30:01

Flippin' heck!

0:30:010:30:02

Guess where we're having it, the ceremony.

0:30:020:30:05

-Go on, then.

-Have a guess.

0:30:050:30:06

I don't know. In one of the executive boxes, or...?

0:30:060:30:10

No. On the Melbourne Loop.

0:30:100:30:12

HE LAUGHS

0:30:120:30:14

Actually on the circuit?

0:30:150:30:18

So we're going to have the ceremony

0:30:180:30:20

on the track, right at the bottom of the loop,

0:30:200:30:22

and then you have all the run-off, so we'll put a marquee up there.

0:30:220:30:26

Flippin' heck, it'll take some organising, a marquee.

0:30:260:30:28

-We've got one.

-Have you?!

0:30:280:30:31

Yeah, got a marquee.

0:30:310:30:33

What about the catering and all that stuff?

0:30:330:30:35

We could have a bit of refreshment, couldn't we?

0:30:350:30:37

Oh, yeah, there'll be drinks.

0:30:370:30:38

-Well, that's it, then.

-There'll be a bar.

0:30:380:30:40

That'll do, won't it?

0:30:400:30:42

I think it's superb, absolutely brilliant.

0:30:420:30:46

The whole family's into bikes, really.

0:30:460:30:48

So it'll be spot-on. Can't think of anything better.

0:30:480:30:50

With Jess's dress already in the bag,

0:30:560:30:59

Luke and the two Bens

0:30:590:31:01

have come down to pick out the bridesmaids' dresses.

0:31:010:31:04

Oh, feathers!

0:31:040:31:05

But with eight bridesmaids to dress,

0:31:050:31:09

Luke's come up with a cunning plan.

0:31:090:31:12

I put £38 in each,

0:31:120:31:15

and they'll have to foot the rest.

0:31:150:31:16

OK. That's very generous of you, Luke.

0:31:160:31:20

-What about that pale pink?

-Snazzy.

0:31:200:31:22

Yeah, 220 quid.

0:31:220:31:24

Is it?!

0:31:240:31:25

And with his plan in place to make the bridesmaids pay

0:31:250:31:28

the lion's share,

0:31:280:31:31

Luke's focused on getting the job done.

0:31:310:31:34

Do it for 120?

0:31:360:31:37

120, so only 80 for them to pay.

0:31:420:31:44

Yeah, 80 for them. It's reasonable!

0:31:440:31:47

Sure they'll be more than happy to fork out for more stuff, Luke(!)

0:31:470:31:52

It's time to see what the girls make of the dresses...

0:31:540:31:57

See what you think.

0:31:570:31:59

..and the price.

0:32:000:32:02

But you're paying all of it?

0:32:040:32:06

Erm, they'll do us a deal on it.

0:32:060:32:09

With all the alterations and everything, it's going to be

0:32:090:32:12

120.

0:32:120:32:15

Less 38, then.

0:32:190:32:22

Well, yeah. It'll be, like, 80.

0:32:220:32:24

I'm not trying to be difficult, I just don't have £80.

0:32:240:32:27

I haven't got £80, I haven't got 80 quid.

0:32:270:32:30

(We're going to do a mutiny and say none of us can be bridesmaids.)

0:32:320:32:35

I've put more in for their dresses

0:32:350:32:37

than I've put in for the lads' suits.

0:32:370:32:40

We've had to pay more ourselves.

0:32:400:32:43

It's not like we've been over-subsidised,

0:32:430:32:46

it's that she's got so many.

0:32:460:32:47

That was her call.

0:32:470:32:49

We're thinking if we say none of us are going to be bridesmaid,

0:32:530:32:57

it might pull at Luke's little heartstrings

0:32:570:33:00

and he'll cough up the cash.

0:33:000:33:03

It's looking like either there's going to be no bridesmaids,

0:33:030:33:08

or we half-and-half, or we pay 50 and you guys somehow make up

0:33:080:33:10

the difference.

0:33:100:33:13

There's no "somehow" about it.

0:33:130:33:14

You need to have this conversation with Jess.

0:33:140:33:17

But how can we? She'll be in bits!

0:33:170:33:20

She'll be mortified!

0:33:200:33:22

How can you say you're happy to put money in and now you've decided no?

0:33:220:33:25

Cos we didn't quite know we'd be forking out 80 quid.

0:33:250:33:28

I'd love to pay for them all.

0:33:280:33:30

I'd love that dress to be 50 quid, but it's not.

0:33:300:33:33

-This is the situation that I'm in.

-You're such a drama queen!

0:33:330:33:37

A drama queen?!

0:33:370:33:39

We're not paying more than 50 quid.

0:33:390:33:41

We're not budging on it.

0:33:410:33:43

He will cough that money up.

0:33:430:33:45

I wouldn't be so sure, girls.

0:33:450:33:49

If I pay for them dresses, what will that come to - 900 quid?

0:33:500:33:53

That'd be more than Jess's dress,

0:33:530:33:55

so if they think their dresses justify spending more

0:33:550:33:58

on their dresses than hers...

0:33:580:34:02

I think they need to have a good look at themselves.

0:34:020:34:04

It's up to you, mate, if you want to pay for it out your own pocket,

0:34:040:34:07

but we're paying for enough as it is.

0:34:070:34:09

You have to make a decision.

0:34:090:34:10

You have to make one as well.

0:34:100:34:12

I've already made it, it's up to you lot.

0:34:120:34:13

And with that,

0:34:130:34:15

Luke disappears.

0:34:150:34:17

Right.

0:34:200:34:22

So it's £80 or no bridesmaids' dresses, girls.

0:34:220:34:25

...fuckin' head in for that.

0:34:250:34:28

Job well done.

0:34:290:34:31

We haven't got a choice. We can't not pay it

0:34:310:34:34

because Jess wants her bridesmaids. If we don't pay it,

0:34:340:34:36

we have no dress, and he's gone.

0:34:360:34:38

So, for the sake of their friend,

0:34:380:34:41

the girls dig deep once again.

0:34:410:34:43

Next day, Jess drops back to see bridesmaid Rosie for a catch-up.

0:34:450:34:50

And it's not long before the cat's out the bag

0:34:500:34:52

about that row over the bridesmaid dresses.

0:34:520:34:55

He wasn't very nice last night.

0:34:550:34:57

Why wasn't he very nice?

0:34:570:34:59

Basically, we've all had to fork out...again.

0:34:590:35:02

And there was just no budging.

0:35:020:35:04

No budging from who, though?

0:35:040:35:06

-Him.

-That's not on.

0:35:060:35:07

It's not fair to all of you guys,

0:35:070:35:10

especially considering what you've all put up with so far.

0:35:100:35:12

How dare he seem like he doesn't care about you!

0:35:120:35:16

When guys are together...

0:35:160:35:18

But Luke's burnt his bridges once with you lot,

0:35:180:35:21

-when he upset me four years ago.

-Exactly.

0:35:210:35:23

And it's taken him a long time

0:35:230:35:24

to build that trust back with you guys...

0:35:240:35:27

I think he went in the mindset of,

0:35:270:35:29

"The only way I'll beat these eight girls is

0:35:290:35:32

"if I don't budge and I'm dead firm with it."

0:35:320:35:34

But he's upset you all!

0:35:340:35:36

In the process, he's not been very nice about it

0:35:360:35:38

and that was the worst thing.

0:35:380:35:39

But now if he puts me in a situation

0:35:390:35:41

where I don't like my dress

0:35:410:35:43

and he's upset you guys the way he has and not thought

0:35:430:35:46

about what he's saying, or how he's saying it...

0:35:460:35:48

Imagine if he's not took as much care in your dress,

0:35:480:35:51

I think he's not that bothered about the bridesmaid dresses.

0:35:510:35:54

I'm sure he would have thought about your dress.

0:35:540:35:58

Mm.

0:35:580:36:00

With their bike-racing theme taking pole position

0:36:040:36:07

in Luke's plans, he can't think of anything better

0:36:070:36:10

than getting married on a winner's podium,

0:36:100:36:12

so he's off to meet joiner pal, Rich,

0:36:120:36:14

to try and blag a favour.

0:36:140:36:16

How would you feel about building

0:36:160:36:19

a podium...

0:36:190:36:21

-..for me?

-I think we could do that, mate.

0:36:220:36:24

Right, so the vision is,

0:36:240:36:27

you have a standard podium,

0:36:270:36:29

three boxes. Do you reckon we could

0:36:290:36:31

-do something a bit different to that?

-Right.

0:36:310:36:33

-It's probably easier if I draw it out.

-Yeah.

0:36:330:36:35

What do you think?

0:36:350:36:37

The shape isn't a problem,

0:36:370:36:39

it's framing

0:36:390:36:41

all round and then bordered.

0:36:410:36:43

What do you reckon?

0:36:430:36:44

It can be done.

0:36:440:36:46

-Sure you have enough time?

-No.

0:36:460:36:48

THEY LAUGH

0:36:480:36:50

Time might not be the only issue.

0:36:500:36:51

How will he feel when Luke asks for it for free?

0:36:510:36:54

Now, I'll need a massive favour off you.

0:36:540:36:57

I might not have any budget.

0:36:570:37:00

You might not have ANY budget?!

0:37:000:37:03

Would you....?

0:37:030:37:06

Being as I've given you loads of jobs at my house...

0:37:060:37:08

-I think I could manage that for you.

-Do you reckon?

-No problem, mate.

0:37:080:37:13

I will definitely slip you in an invite, all-day.

0:37:130:37:15

HE LAUGHS

0:37:150:37:18

No problem, mate, I can do that for you.

0:37:180:37:21

So you can stand and admire your handiwork.

0:37:210:37:24

All right, just hope it don't collapse, eh?

0:37:240:37:26

THEY LAUGH

0:37:260:37:27

No pressure(!)

0:37:270:37:29

With news of the bridesmaid shop playing on her mind,

0:37:370:37:40

Jess has taken some time out for a much-needed

0:37:400:37:42

pamper session.

0:37:420:37:44

People keep saying, "Do you know when it's going to be?"

0:37:460:37:49

I'm like, "I don't know. Stop asking!"

0:37:490:37:52

Not until he decides to give you an invite to your own wedding,

0:37:520:37:55

which would be quite nice at some point soon!

0:37:550:37:58

I'm nervous about my dress, my dress is tomorrow.

0:37:580:38:01

I think if the dress stands up on its own,

0:38:010:38:04

if it's that big...

0:38:040:38:06

A big meringue.

0:38:060:38:07

Yeah, like, massive. I would just be like,

0:38:070:38:09

"No, I'll look like a toilet-roll holder."

0:38:090:38:11

Just when she'd almost given up hope,

0:38:140:38:17

Luke's brother Ben is about to surprise her

0:38:170:38:19

with a little help from Jake.

0:38:190:38:21

What is he doing here?

0:38:260:38:29

Who is it?

0:38:290:38:30

SHE LAUGHS

0:38:300:38:32

It's Ben!

0:38:320:38:33

His brother Ben.

0:38:330:38:35

Oh, no!

0:38:350:38:36

THEY LAUGH

0:38:360:38:37

BOTH: Ooh!

0:38:370:38:40

So, so, so worried.

0:38:460:38:49

You all right, Jake?

0:38:510:38:53

There's something attached to you. Am I allowed to take it?

0:38:560:39:00

That's for you to take away.

0:39:000:39:01

Oh!

0:39:010:39:03

Ah! Got an invite!

0:39:030:39:06

See you.

0:39:060:39:08

Little bit pushing it when it's Wednesday

0:39:100:39:12

and the invite's for Friday.

0:39:120:39:14

I'm increasingly nervous.

0:39:140:39:17

I've been absolutely fine up until last night

0:39:170:39:19

and then I've stopped sleeping properly.

0:39:190:39:21

And Jess isn't the only one with a surprise in store.

0:39:240:39:26

Luke's been called down to Donington

0:39:260:39:29

where racing legend Ron Haslam

0:39:290:39:31

has heard about his plans.

0:39:310:39:32

-Hi, Ron.

-Pleased to meet you.

-Good to meet you, mate.

0:39:380:39:40

If we can do something on Friday,

0:39:400:39:42

what ideas have you got?

0:39:420:39:44

We've got a procession of bikes and stuff,

0:39:440:39:46

they'll come over in the car.

0:39:460:39:48

I thought it would be nice if there was a few of the Hondas parked...

0:39:480:39:52

I would have liked to do something for her

0:39:520:39:54

but it's a little difficult.

0:39:540:39:55

She's in this lovely dress...

0:39:550:39:57

We'll get some bikes round.

0:39:570:39:59

-No problem.

-Would you like to have a lap round the circuit,

0:39:590:40:02

seeing you picked this for your wedding?

0:40:020:40:04

Wow! This has took me by surprise.

0:40:040:40:06

On the back of Ron?

0:40:060:40:07

Pillion on the back?

0:40:070:40:09

-Perfect.

-Wow!

0:40:090:40:10

I was not expecting this when I turned up.

0:40:110:40:14

This is incredible.

0:40:140:40:15

Ready for go, mate.

0:40:190:40:20

So a free ride with your hero

0:40:200:40:22

and some bikes donated to decorate the ceremony.

0:40:220:40:25

Lucky Luke strikes again.

0:40:250:40:27

That's incredible!

0:40:310:40:32

Incredible!

0:40:320:40:34

God, I'm on cloud nine now.

0:40:340:40:36

Let's hope it's not one big dream.

0:40:370:40:39

It's the day before the wedding

0:40:480:40:50

and Jess is about to discover if her dream of a vintage, beaded gown

0:40:500:40:54

has become a reality.

0:40:540:40:56

If I hate it

0:40:560:40:57

and I think I'm going to display some animosity towards him,

0:40:570:41:00

that's the last thing I want

0:41:000:41:02

on a day that's meant to be the most-special day we've had yet.

0:41:020:41:05

I just want the dress to be everything that Jessica hopes

0:41:050:41:09

it will be.

0:41:090:41:11

But with Luke prioritising princess over period detailing,

0:41:110:41:14

things aren't looking too promising.

0:41:140:41:16

-Do you want to come through and see your dress?

-Yes, thank you.

0:41:160:41:20

Are you ready to see your dress?

0:41:320:41:34

Oh, my God, it looks big!

0:41:340:41:36

Oh, no!

0:41:360:41:39

Oh, God!

0:41:390:41:40

SHE CRIES

0:41:590:42:00

I promised I wasn't going to do this for a bloody dress!

0:42:000:42:03

He's doing so well!

0:42:050:42:07

Just don't cry!

0:42:070:42:09

My hon's done so well!

0:42:100:42:13

THEY CHEER

0:42:130:42:15

That's better than anything I could have chosen myself.

0:42:170:42:21

Stop weeping and put it on!

0:42:210:42:24

-THEY GASP

-Oh, Jess!

0:42:300:42:33

It's amazing!

0:42:340:42:35

-Gosh, it's beautiful.

-Wow!

0:42:350:42:37

-He did well.

-Did well.

-Did well.

0:42:390:42:41

Oh, my God.

0:42:410:42:43

I love the dress. It's absolute stunning.

0:42:430:42:47

Three blokes choosing my wedding dress

0:42:470:42:49

and they end up with something that beautiful.

0:42:490:42:51

-It's just unbelievable.

-Oh, my God!

0:42:510:42:55

I want to see what else he's done

0:42:550:42:56

because he's obviously thought about you.

0:42:560:42:59

Unbelievably, lucky Luke has managed to pick a dress

0:42:590:43:01

that ticks none of Jess's boxes but is still somehow perfect.

0:43:010:43:06

-I can't believe this.

-You look so lovely. I'm so, so pleased.

0:43:060:43:10

I'm glad you're pleased.

0:43:100:43:13

This is like a wedding dress.

0:43:140:43:16

He's gone very traditional with the dress and, actually,

0:43:160:43:19

what is going to look fabulous

0:43:190:43:21

on the one day that you wear a wedding dress,

0:43:210:43:23

is something that is traditional.

0:43:230:43:25

Luke's vision of a perfect wedding involves bikes,

0:43:260:43:29

a racetrack and more bikes.

0:43:290:43:30

But knowing how much Jess loves animals,

0:43:300:43:33

he's keen to keep the claws at bay with something she'll like.

0:43:330:43:37

And he has the ideal plan -

0:43:370:43:39

picking up where he left off with the zoo trip

0:43:390:43:42

and taking his marquee to the wild side.

0:43:420:43:45

We'll put some animal props in and some big trees and stuff,

0:43:450:43:49

and just make it kind of that more wild sort of natural feel to it.

0:43:490:43:53

With less than 24 hours until her big day,

0:44:000:44:02

Jess is taking time to reminisce with her parents

0:44:020:44:04

about their wedding more than 30 years ago.

0:44:040:44:07

Have you seen this one of you and grandad?

0:44:070:44:09

Mmm...

0:44:090:44:10

-That was a long time ago.

-It was.

0:44:120:44:14

-Oh, that was when he was giving you a way to me, dear.

-It was. Yes.

0:44:140:44:18

Look at your dad. He was so slim.

0:44:180:44:20

DAD LAUGHS

0:44:200:44:23

Is that all she can say?!

0:44:230:44:25

And all that hair.

0:44:250:44:27

I've still got some.

0:44:270:44:29

Yeah, not a dark though. You're a silver fox now, aren't you?

0:44:290:44:32

Yeah.

0:44:320:44:34

-Where did you get ready?

-Where did I get ready?

0:44:340:44:37

At home with my mum and dad. Yeah. And we went from there.

0:44:370:44:41

I think we'd been out the night before, but steady.

0:44:410:44:44

Yeah, yeah, I know YOUR steady.

0:44:440:44:46

We had...

0:44:460:44:48

Just think, this time tomorrow night...

0:44:480:44:50

-The reality is kicking in now.

-..I'll be related to Tommo.

0:44:500:44:53

Yes, I'll be the awful mother-in-law, won't I?

0:44:530:44:56

I don't think there's much awful about you as a mother-in-law.

0:44:560:44:59

With time running out,

0:45:010:45:03

Luke's still at Donington, cracking on with

0:45:030:45:05

the wedding preparations.

0:45:050:45:07

Fortunately, his podium has arrived.

0:45:070:45:09

Less fortunately, it still needs putting together painting.

0:45:090:45:13

Doesn't even fit in the van, that's how big it is.

0:45:130:45:16

It should be over there somewhere.

0:45:180:45:20

I've got to go home and sort my speech out.

0:45:210:45:24

ROLLING STONES: # Hold on

0:45:240:45:29

-# Yeah, you got to hold on...

-#

0:45:320:45:38

Hello!

0:45:460:45:48

Are you all right?

0:45:480:45:50

It's the morning of the wedding,

0:45:500:45:52

and things have got off to a good start

0:45:520:45:54

with a trip to the salon for Jess and her bridesmaids.

0:45:540:45:58

He had the broach eight lovely ladies

0:45:580:46:01

with their bridesmaid dresses.

0:46:010:46:04

-Yeah, that didn't get go down well, did it, girls?

-No, no.

0:46:040:46:07

And, true to form, once again,

0:46:110:46:13

Luke's only allocated enough money to pay for Jess.

0:46:130:46:18

-There you go.

-Thank you.

-There you go.

-Thank you.

0:46:180:46:21

Yeah, we've had to pay for everything.

0:46:210:46:24

Let's face it. We paid for the dress, the hen do,

0:46:240:46:26

the hotel, our hair

0:46:260:46:29

but at least he's managed to organise it and we are

0:46:290:46:32

all here and we are all together which is what Jess wanted.

0:46:320:46:35

But it seems Luke might have overlooked one other

0:46:360:46:39

important detail regarding the bridesmaids.

0:46:390:46:43

-By the way, how are the bridesmaids getting here?

-On foot.

0:46:430:46:46

GUFFAWS

0:46:460:46:47

That might have been an issue.

0:46:470:46:49

I don't think we'll foot the bridesmaids a taxi.

0:46:490:46:52

I meant to ask you the other day, how the bridesmaids

0:46:520:46:54

-are getting here.

-Yeah. I thought...

0:46:540:46:55

Well, maybe I did and you were just like, "I'm not bothered.

0:46:550:46:58

-"Sort themselves out."

-I'll ask them to book us a taxi.

0:46:580:47:02

Better late than never.

0:47:020:47:04

Back at home,

0:47:060:47:07

the bridesmaids are ready to reveal those controversial pricey dresses.

0:47:070:47:10

Ah, ha-ha ha...

0:47:100:47:13

you look lovely.

0:47:130:47:15

Yay, everyone together.

0:47:150:47:16

But when it comes to putting her own dress on,

0:47:160:47:19

there's a bit of problem

0:47:190:47:21

-It's just bursting open.

-It's not fitting.

0:47:250:47:28

I bet if you take your bra off, it will help.

0:47:290:47:32

-Yeah, but it's not going to help here.

-No.

-I can't breathe.

0:47:320:47:35

I'm not going to be able to sit down.

0:47:350:47:37

With only enough time for one fitting,

0:47:370:47:40

Jess's perfect dress is not a perfect fit.

0:47:400:47:43

What we'll have to do when you get in the car, we'll unzip it.

0:47:430:47:46

It's going to have to be open until you get there.

0:47:460:47:48

When you get out, we'll zip it up

0:47:480:47:50

and we'll have to go straight to wherever we're going, OK?

0:47:500:47:53

And when you sit down for your meal, we'll unzip it.

0:47:530:47:57

-OK? It's not a problem.

-All right.

0:47:570:47:59

But you'll have to take your bra off.

0:47:590:48:02

Jess, it's that padded, the dress, that it

0:48:020:48:04

-won't make that much difference with your bra off.

-OK.

0:48:040:48:07

-All right?

-Yes.

0:48:070:48:08

It's not a great start for Jess.

0:48:100:48:11

But holding back the tears,

0:48:110:48:13

it's time to show the dress to her friends and family.

0:48:130:48:16

-Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God.

0:48:210:48:23

Beautiful.

0:48:230:48:25

You look lovely too. I'm very proud of you.

0:48:250:48:28

Gorgeous.

0:48:300:48:31

HAPPY CHATTER

0:48:330:48:36

-Well done. Well done, Luke.

-Don't stand on it, anyone.

0:48:380:48:40

My little princess looks a princess.

0:48:400:48:42

INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION

0:48:420:48:44

# Let's go! #

0:48:470:48:48

Luke's guests are beginning to arrive.

0:48:480:48:52

And with the final touches to his theme in place,

0:48:520:48:55

he is starting to feel the pressure.

0:48:550:48:58

You guys seem pretty calm but I'm starting to get a bit nervous now.

0:48:580:49:01

It's time for the bridesmaids and Jess's mum to leave,

0:49:010:49:04

but Luke's last-minute taxi

0:49:040:49:06

doesn't have enough seats for the bride's mum.

0:49:060:49:08

There's nine of us. Do we need to phone him

0:49:080:49:11

and tell him he's messed up?

0:49:110:49:12

There's not enough room in the taxis for all of us,

0:49:120:49:15

so I'm going to have to drive

0:49:150:49:17

as I'm the only one that's not been drinking.

0:49:170:49:19

So it's a bit... A bit of a... Mm...

0:49:210:49:25

With the bridesmaids and Denise on their way,

0:49:260:49:29

it's finally time for Jess to leave with her dad.

0:49:290:49:31

Oh, well, he's got a traditional car.

0:49:310:49:35

Thank you.

0:49:350:49:37

But before they head to the racetrack,

0:49:370:49:39

there are a few guests they need to pick up first.

0:49:390:49:43

Where are we going?

0:49:430:49:46

It looks like I might be getting married at the pub.

0:49:480:49:50

ENGINES REV

0:49:500:49:53

Oh, my God!

0:49:580:50:00

Oh, my God! Look at them all!

0:50:000:50:03

Oh, wow!

0:50:050:50:07

-Oh, my God! Did you know?

-I didn't. No, no.

0:50:100:50:14

Really, absolutely shocked that all of these guys are here for this.

0:50:160:50:20

It's absolutely amazing.

0:50:200:50:23

All the bikers are taking us wherever we're going.

0:50:240:50:27

It's absolutely unbelievable. I'm so honoured.

0:50:270:50:30

So, so honoured. They are all here for me and Luke.

0:50:300:50:33

It's amazing! Absolutely amazing.

0:50:330:50:36

With Jess overwhelmed by the bikes,

0:50:360:50:39

Luke's managed to appeal to both the bride and his future father-in-law.

0:50:390:50:43

Aye, fair play to him. Nice show. Nice sound.

0:50:430:50:47

It's awesome really.

0:50:470:50:49

ENGINES REV

0:50:490:50:51

She's got a Harley-Davidson convoy

0:50:570:51:00

but she's still in the dark over where she's headed.

0:51:000:51:04

I just literally have no idea where I am. Like I just don't know

0:51:040:51:07

-what is around.

-Don't you?

-No.

0:51:070:51:10

-Donington Park.

-Pardon?

-Donington Park.

0:51:100:51:14

Do you see it now?

0:51:140:51:16

There.

0:51:160:51:18

Just off. You've seen it.

0:51:180:51:20

Just never, never in a million years would have guessed that

0:51:300:51:33

this would've been the way it would go.

0:51:330:51:35

It's the moment everyone's been waiting for.

0:51:370:51:40

The groom, the best man,

0:51:400:51:42

and 60 bikers on Harleys that nobody's ever met before.

0:51:420:51:45

Oh, my God! Look how many people there are!

0:51:450:51:49

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:490:51:51

But, a long last, it's time for Jess to become Mrs Tomlinson.

0:52:010:52:06

SHE MOUTHS

0:52:230:52:25

I can't help it. Sorry.

0:52:270:52:29

Luke, in placing the ring on Jess's finger, please repeat after me.

0:52:350:52:39

-I give you this ring...

-I give the you this ring...

0:52:390:52:42

-..as a sign of our marriage...

-..as a sign of our marriage...

0:52:420:52:45

-..and a token of my love for you.

-..and a token of my love for you.

0:52:450:52:48

Jess, in placing the ring on Luke's finger, please repeat after me.

0:52:500:52:54

-I give you this ring...

-I give you this ring...

0:52:540:52:56

-..as a sign of our marriage...

-..as a sign of our marriage...

0:52:560:52:59

-..and a token of my love for you

-..and a token of my love for you.

0:52:590:53:02

Congratulations, Luke and Jess, Mr and Mrs Tomlinson.

0:53:020:53:06

I pronounce your husband and wife. Luke, you may kiss your bride.

0:53:060:53:10

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:53:100:53:13

-Amazing.

-I still think it's a bit surreal.

0:53:190:53:23

Yeah, but that's an amazing feeling.

0:53:230:53:25

Yeah, it is. You've done an awesome job.

0:53:250:53:28

-Amazing.

-Isn't it?

-Yeah.

0:53:280:53:30

As the couple head off to legalise their wedding,

0:53:320:53:34

it seems the ceremony has gone down a treat with the guests.

0:53:340:53:38

It was fabulous. Its the best day of my life. It's been fantastic.

0:53:380:53:42

I couldn't be happier.

0:53:420:53:44

-He could've just pulled it off.

-Yeah, he could've.

0:53:470:53:49

See what the rest of the day's got to bring, shall we?

0:53:490:53:52

It's possibly hard to accept,

0:53:550:53:57

or take on board that she's going for good finally.

0:53:570:54:01

But it's nice to know that she's going to be looked after

0:54:010:54:04

by somebody who, I am quite confident, has that capability.

0:54:040:54:08

Bless him.

0:54:080:54:09

MUSIC: "Africa" by Toto

0:54:090:54:11

It's time for Luke to reveal the safari-themed marquee

0:54:110:54:14

he's created in Jess's honour.

0:54:140:54:16

Wow! You've never done this?

0:54:200:54:22

How the hell have you managed this?

0:54:220:54:26

This is for you, this bit.

0:54:260:54:28

This is amazing. And there are safari animals!

0:54:280:54:31

Oh, look at all the balloons in all the different leopard print

0:54:310:54:34

and zebra print.

0:54:340:54:35

That's awesome. I am literally blown away. It's amazing.

0:54:350:54:40

No, you've done brilliantly. Absolutely amazing.

0:54:430:54:45

I can't wait for everyone to come in and see it.

0:54:450:54:47

With his mix of birds and beasts, Luke's managed to pull off

0:54:470:54:51

a room to remember for his beautiful bride.

0:54:510:54:54

But most importantly,

0:54:540:54:56

his in-laws seem to be impressed with the decor too.

0:54:560:54:59

-That is so beautiful.

-Just fantastic, isn't it?

0:54:590:55:03

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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APPLAUSE

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It's been an emotional day.

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But has Luke managed to convince Jess's parents

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that he's finally a man worthy of their daughter's hand.

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Fair play to you. Good job done. Brownie points earnt.

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-OK?

-APPLAUSE

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I think that's a yes.

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It's a special day. A special feeling.

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-I'll remember it for a long time.

-He's done a remarkable job. Um...

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HE CHUCKLES

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And I've just so pleased that Jessica is so happy with the day.

0:55:400:55:44

No, it's just...

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They're so happy together and I know that Luke loves her so, so much

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and she'll have a good life in front of her.

0:55:520:55:54

If he'd have told me three weeks ago, "Jess, I'm going to plan

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"a wedding, it's at Donington." I'd have gone, "No, it's not."

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-"It's definitely not."

-What?

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After the bridesmaid dresses,

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I really wanted him to do something wrong...

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Oh, you need to get over the bridesmaids' dresses!

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Nobody knows me as well as you do.

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You even know me better for choosing my wedding dress.

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Maybe it's YOUR turn to buy MY clothes for me and I'll sit at home.

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Oh, no, I'm looking forward to you going out shopping for me.

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My shopping days are well and truly done now. That's it.

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# Yeah, I'll carry you

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# I'll carry you, I'll carry you

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# So you know that I'll carry you

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# I'll carry you, I'll carry you

0:56:380:56:43

# So you know that I'll carry you I'll carry you... #

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