Verity & Scott Don't Tell the Bride


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-Has anybody got confetti?

-Yes!

-Come on.

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-Every girl...

-Ah!

-I do.

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..likes to take control of her wedding.

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So what happens when she has no say on her big day?

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Argh, they are awful!

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We're not doing it.

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Don't Tell The Bride is back.

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This is ridiculous.

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As ever, the grooms are in charge.

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I want there to be a donkey at the wedding.

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I'm going to look lovely on our big day.

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But with £12,000 to spend

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and just three weeks to throw the wedding of their dreams...

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Tell my mum I love her! Ah!

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..have the boys pushed themselves too far?

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-Oh, my God!

-You're fired!

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With more shocking,

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more outrageous,

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and more daredevil weddings than ever before...

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Will there be a happy ever after?

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This is not the thing you get wrong the day before your wedding.

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Will true love save the day?

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Mum, what is that? Mum, what is that?

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Or is it a countdown to disaster.

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Three, two, one!

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Tonight, wannabe rock star turned zoo keeper Scott

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plans a jungle themed wedding...

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I'm feeling like I'm in a real rainforest.

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..for the bride-to-be who tamed him, Verity.

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You're a nightmare.

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Will this showman act on his animal instincts?

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Who'd have thought you'd be coming to my wedding?

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Or give Verity the wedding she dreams of?

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I'm really worried that he's going to make it all about him.

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And will his eBay dress...

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I just clicked on "Buy It Now".

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..rock her world?

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Or will heads roll?

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Everything that should be special has been taken away from me.

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This programme contains some strong language.

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31-year-old Scott and 25-year-old Verity are getting married.

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But unlike most weddings,

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this one will be planned entirely by the groom.

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Scott has just three weeks and a £12,000 budget,

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whilst Verity has absolutely no say in her big day.

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And just to make sure, he's moving out

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and won't see her again until the wedding.

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-Exciting, eh?

-No.

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It's a bit exciting. The suit.

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Some T-shirts, cat.

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-Ha-ha, Don't take Misha!

-I'm taking the cat.

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-CAT MEOWS

-Aw, ha-ha.

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Oh, so you see? She wants to come.

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-You don't want to go do you, Mish?

-Izzy!

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Not the dog as well.

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How much you going to miss me?

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I'm dreading it.

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Left alone, Verity's worried Scott will return

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to his old rock and roll ways.

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Scott is the front man and lead singer of part-time rock band,

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Envy Of The State.

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Been in a band for 15 years.

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They've been the best years of my life, from playing,

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like, the smallest little venues when we were young with one person

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to playing to thousands of people at Donnington Park.

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It's the most epic time of my life and I love that so much.

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I definitely live the rock and roll lifestyle,

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the idealistic rock and roll lifestyle,

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and I definitely used my position and abused it well.

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The thought of you staying with the band -

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that is the worst case for me... The worst case scenario.

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It's going to be like you're on tour again.

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-That is not what we are going to be like.

-Yes, it is!

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We're going to be head in the game,

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we'll be so sensible that you're going to be shocked.

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That is a load of rubbish as well you know.

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Scott's lifestyle is a huge contrast to Verity's,

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who works for the emergency services.

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I work as a paramedic.

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I've worked in the ambulance service for just over three years now.

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It's good fun. It's hard work, but I really, really enjoy it.

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Before Scott met Verity, it was all about the female fans.

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Love the groupies.

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They were my favourite.

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So maybe when you're getting married,

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maybe being in a rock band isn't the best job to have.

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# Oh, foxy lady. #

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Scott was back stage with groupies when the first glimpse

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of Verity left him feeling flushed.

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Well, we first met in the girls' toilets of a local bar

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where Scott was singing a gig.

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He was like some massive celebrity that had been on tour

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around America and everything.

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-I can't remember meeting you that night, can I?

-I know. Boo.

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But I did the next time cos I fell in love with you the next time we met.

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Yeah, and you told me that you loved me on the first date.

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-I did.

-Awkward.

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Despite his awkward early professions of love,

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it was Scott's romantic lyrics that really won Verity's heart.

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I realised that I was in love when you wrote me a song

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and played it topless, I might add,

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on his guitar for me, and it was beautiful.

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-I cried, didn't I? A lot.

-You did cry, yeah.

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-That's beautiful.

-Did you like it?

-I loved it. Thank you.

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But Scott's not just a rocker. He's also a CROCKER-dile enthusiast.

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# Born to be wild. #

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Although he's not given up on dreams of superstardom,

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Scott's turned his focus from a wild life to, um...

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wildlife,

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setting up Telford's first exotic zoo.

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We've got crocodiles, we've got armadillos, we've got bats,

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we've got skunks, we've got porcupines,

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we've got monkeys, we've got wallabies...

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We like to tick all the boxes, don't we?

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But we just need a tiger.

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-Ooh, we do need a tiger.

-Tiger would be good.

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And when wonder woman Verity isn't saving lives at work,

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she's leaping to the aid of Scott and his animals.

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I work 12-hour shifts as a paramedic.

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It's pretty full-on, and then when I come home

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I generally go straight from work to the zoo before actually going home.

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Hello, Exotic Zoo.

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I help do all the admin things.

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I help to do all, like, the jobs that Scott doesn't like.

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Like cleaning out the bat poo.

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You like cleaning out the bat poo, though.

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Essentially, without me,

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I'm pretty sure the whole thing would just fall apart.

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And that's not the only backstage role

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Verity plays in their relationship.

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Scott definitely takes centre stage in the relationship,

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and he loves it.

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Our lives are basically like the Scott show,

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so what with him thinking he's sort of the front man,

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the main man, he's like the face of the Scott show,

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and I'm sort of the producer, like,

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I run everything behind the scenes of the Scott show.

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Scott thinks a lot of himself.

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After two years together, Scott finally popped the question.

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I think it's important to get married just to...

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You can fully confirm your love for each other

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and show in front of all your family and friends.

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Just to say in front of everyone, like, we are together forever,

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and no matter what happens we'll always be there for each other.

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And stability is extremely important to Verity.

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My upbringing was different, I think.

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My mum, Kim, and my dad separated when I was quite young.

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I don't remember too much about it but what I do remember

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is sort of having to be shuffled from one family to the other.

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Emotionally, it did get a bit tough.

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I'd definitely say me and Verity come from different backgrounds.

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My mum and dad have always been together.

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She'd like to have that foreverness

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and I think that this is definitely the one true thing

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that's going to make that a reality.

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When she marries me she's going to get a family.

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-I love living with you.

-It's a nightmare.

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No, it's not! It's so much fun.

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Nightmare or not, the couple have bought a house together in Telford,

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and they couldn't be happier.

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-Have your breakfast.

-I love everything about Verity.

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I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

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We complement each other pretty well, I think.

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We bring out the best in each other.

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She's got just, like, every perfect thing

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that just makes a perfect person, and I've bagged her!

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# There's a billion girls but there's only one. #

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But Verity is concerned that Scott will go wild

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with the wedding planning.

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I'm scared about Scott doing something

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that's too crazy even for him.

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I would like quite a traditional wedding that when you look at it,

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you say, "Ooh, look, that's a wedding."

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Normal is not in my dictionary.

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I just wouldn't want anything that's all about like a jungle theme,

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because obviously we have the zoo, or like all about the animals.

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I spend my life surrounded by some amazing animals,

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so I would like to take our wedding

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and throw it in to the middle of rainforest.

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And that's exactly what I'm going to do.

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On our wedding day, for once,

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I would just like people to look at me first

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and see that it's not just about Scott and the Scott show,

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it's about the Verity and Scott show.

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And I'm also worried that you do some god-awful wedding that I hate.

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Oh!

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It's time for our lovebirds to say goodbye.

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But first, some touching words from the blushing bride.

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Babe.

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-Yeah?

-Just don't BEEP up.

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I really mean that.

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I love you so much.

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Don't be sad.

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I will be back in our nice house before you know it.

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Making it messy before I know it.

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I love you.

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I love you. I'm sorry I've got to go.

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Bye-bye, Izzy.

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I feel rubbish.

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Like, we've never really been apart, so...

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having to be apart

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and like not even being able to speak or do anything is crap.

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That was pretty tough. I hate seeing Verity when she's upset.

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And she was very, really upset.

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All that apart, it is very, very exciting, really.

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I'm going to be moving in with my best friends

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and my brother for three weeks to plan the most epic wedding ever.

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Very exciting. I can't wait.

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Yeah, enough soppy rubbish. Let's get the band back together.

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Ey!

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Hey, you all right? Man pad time.

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And there's one more person to join the party.

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My best man is also my brother, which means double trouble.

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Hey!

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I'm David, 27 years old, brother to the groom and the best man.

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In a way, we're kind of polar opposites.

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He's the clever one that's a solicitor,

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I'm the rock and roll one in a band.

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Come on, come on. Let's go.

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When you put us together, we're definitely

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a bad influence on each other.

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So in no time at all, Scott and the boys have hit the town,

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while Verity consoles herself with the dog.

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I'm just going to hate every minute of it,

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but I guess I'll just have to look forward to the fact

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that the next time I see him we're going to be getting married,

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which is pretty cool.

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ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

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# I should have bought you flowers... #

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It's all going to be really hard.

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It'll be harder for Scott.

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Planning a wedding and getting smashed. He looks gutted.

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It's the morning after the night before

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and the first day of wedding planning,

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but despite the huge task ahead,

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our nature-loving groom is a bear with a sore head.

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Oh, man, I feel rough.

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What time did we even get in last night?

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I can't remember. I don't know what went on.

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Just going to have to make a couple of calls,

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-see if we can book in the venue.

-Where you got in mind?

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The Eden Project Cornwall. You know me.

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It's all about the animals and the jungle.

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Look at this. It is a rainforest in England.

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It might be quite pricey, though.

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Well, if we can save some money on that wedding dress on eBay

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we'll be all right. Plough it in.

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Yeah, but Scott, you can't buy a wedding dress on eBay.

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I'm telling you, it is the way forward.

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Verity will blow her top if she knows you're...

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I'm not spending £1,000 on a dress.

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As long as Verity doesn't know it's from eBay.

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It doesn't fit, splits at the seams when she puts it on.

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So she won't be watching this then, Scott?

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Ah, no, it's going to be fine.

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A dress is a dress, man, you know what I mean?

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Let's call Eden and let's see if we can book an appointment

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-to see them tomorrow. OK?

-Yeah, do it.

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'Hello, and welcome to the Eden Project.

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'I'm sorry but our phone lines are now closed.'

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Agh, see.

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This is why I should have got up earlier and phoned earlier.

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We shouldn't have gone out last night.

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And that's a whole day wasted. Good start, boys.

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By contrast, Verity's wasting no time

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getting into the wedding spirit.

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My dream wedding venue is Polhawn Fort

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and it's got its own private beach.

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The venue's just very romantic, quite sort of whimsical,

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and not fairy tale as such,

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but just like really, really soft and delicate and fun,

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and just, it's just beautiful,

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like, and you don't need to do too much to it to make it look stunning.

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She's heading to her dream venue on the Cornish coast

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with stepmum Christine and best friend and bridesmaid, Ally.

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Oh, my goodness. Look at all of the lights.

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Oh, it's so lovely.

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Polhawn Fort is steeped in history with its own private beach

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offering an intimate and exclusive spot

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for romantic weddings by the sea.

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No way, there's a rainbow.

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Aww!

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I love it. Do you love it?

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It's absolutely stunning.

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I just really wish, like, Scott was here now.

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-I think he'd absolutely love it.

-Exactly.

-What's not to love?

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Worst venue?

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Anything that reminds me of our zoo and our jungle...

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just because it's the one day where we don't have to think about it.

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We can just get away from everything and just enjoy it.

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And I think if there's jungle things everywhere

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it will just be...be a nightmare.

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Nightmare.

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After yesterday's damp squib, Scott's travelled 250 miles

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to the Eden Project in Cornwall.

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Eden's rainforest biome is the world's largest indoor jungle -

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with a tropical temperature to match.

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Wow, I'm home, I'm home. I'm moving in.

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This is amazing.

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This is exactly what I was imagining that it was going to be like.

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I actually feel like I'm in a real rainforest.

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This is obviously your perfect venue,

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but what's Verity going to make of it all when she walks into this?

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I think she's going to be blown away.

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We ain't going to get more of a rainforest in England than this.

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Imagine that as a backdrop to your wedding photos.

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Dave, we're literally going to have this whole place to ourselves.

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Yes. Come on!

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I want to have my wedding here 100%.

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Still in Cornwall but a whole world away,

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Verity's fallen for lavish backdrops and beautiful sea views.

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That would look beautiful any time of the year you came.

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It's like amazing inside with all the lights.

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It's amazing outside with the sound of the waves.

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Do you think Scott would've picked somewhere like here, then?

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Probably not.

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I'm just really worried that he's going to make it all about him

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and kind of forget about what it's supposed to be about.

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This venue is perfect. It's so beautiful.

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It's rustic but without being overly so.

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It's just...yeah, it's just simple and beautiful and I just, I love it.

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And stepmum Christine is just as concerned

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that everything is perfect.

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It's very important. She's my eldest child.

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I might not have given birth to her but we brought her up

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as best we could and I want this day to be special for her...

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cos she's very special to all of us.

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Look, you've made cry now.

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Back in the tropical climes of South West England,

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Scott and brother, David, can't believe their luck.

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This is definitely it, isn't it?

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I know this is very me but I want to add a few extra little twists

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-to make it 100% me. So...

-Such as?

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Well, I've seen a couple of nice pools

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where we could probably slip a couple of the crocodiles in.

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Crocodile ring bearers. Yes.

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-Crocodile ring bearers?

-Yeah.

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So, crocodile ring bearers? Just what every girl dreams of.

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With Scott's plan up and running,

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it's time to meet Emma from the Eden Project.

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We'd love to see where the ceremony will actually take place.

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Yeah, no worries. Well, if I take you across.

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Scott's wedding will take place deep inside the rainforest

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in the spice area.

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There'd be an aisle up the middle here.

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And you've got this amazing backdrop for all your guests

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to watch you say your vows.

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It's all right, isn't it?

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This is the gallery which you could hold your reception.

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And at night the biomes are actually lit up.

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That's awesome.

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Now it's down to the nitty-gritty.

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Can Scott afford such an elaborate venue?

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The venue hire of the rainforest

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and the gallery is ordinarily £4,800.

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-Yeah. My background is animal-related.

-Right.

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Trying to include some live animals in the wedding

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-would be pretty awesome.

-OK.

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Maybe like a crocodile as a ring bearer.

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What about the bride and groom

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spending their first night in a rainforest?

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Well, as long as she doesn't mind any creepy crawlies.

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Hey, she lives with me.

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£4,800 is a huge chunk of Scott's budget,

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so he's keen to negotiate a bargain.

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-Obviously we are on a budget.

-Yeah.

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So where could we possibly save a little bit of money?

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-I can help you on the venue hire.

-Yeah.

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Including VAT...

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we could say £3,200.

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£3,200? OK, excellent.

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We've got ourselves a wedding.

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-Thank you.

-Fantastic.

-Perfect, cheers. Great. Lovely.

0:17:350:17:37

-Thank you very much.

-Cheers to you.

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Right, let's go to the pub.

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Deal done. He's talked the venue down to £3,200,

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leaving plenty of money to turn it into something

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Verity might want to get married in.

0:17:490:17:51

I can't believe in less than three weeks

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I'm going to be having my marriage in there.

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I'm going to get married in there.

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-Oh, my God, it's amazing!

-This is all coming together.

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Yes!

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Inspired by the visit to her dream venue,

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Verity has brought stepmum Christine

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and bridesmaids Elita, Claire, and Ally

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to a bridal boutique to see her dream dress.

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Oh, my goodness, it looks beautiful.

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My perfect dress is timeless and floaty and elegant.

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I want to feel like a princess but not like a big princess,

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just like an understated princess.

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Oh, wow.

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The worst scenario for my dress would either be full lace,

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really heavy, itchy,

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can't move very well,

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or like sequins and beads and things everywhere.

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Do you think he'll go for a big...big dress?

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No, I think he'll go for something quite, like, fitted.

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Sort of show my curvy bits.

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You know, he's got a fair...an all right amount of money to spend

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and I'd like to think he's going to put a decent amount aside

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for my wedding dress to make me feel special.

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£1,000, that's all right for a wedding dress, isn't it?

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I'm sure it'll be fine.

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So, £1,000. Over to you, Scott.

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To me, spending £1,000 on a wedding dress, that's crazy!

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You can't spend £1,000 on a dress that you wear for one day.

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It's a dress, man.

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I've seen dresses that look awesome on eBay.

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I think that I can save a lot of money.

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So I'm still a bit concerned about what Verity's going to think

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about having an eBay dress.

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As long as she doesn't know where it's come from it's going to be fine.

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-Yeah?

-OK.

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So women's wedding dresses... 183,000.

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-Now that's choice.

-It's going to take us a while.

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Ooh, see that's the type of shape I want. Mermaid.

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Oh, it says "mermaid".

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See what I mean?

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Look these are beautiful dresses that look like probably

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the designer dresses that we go and see for like £2,000 to £3,000.

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And this is like £100.

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Back in the boutique, Verity is trying on a wedding gown

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with a price tag well over £1,000.

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-It's so big and pretty.

-Do you like it?

0:19:520:19:56

-Yeah.

-It's beautiful.

-Yeah.

-And it's classy.

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It is. It feels like really expensive and really classy.

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Verity has fallen in love with a classic satin dress

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without a hint of lace or beading.

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I want it now.

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The dress, for me, has always been the biggest part, one

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of the biggest parts of the wedding. For once, it's all about me.

0:20:120:20:15

I really hope he understands how important it is

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for me to feel special. I think it really will ruin the day for me

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if I don't have the right kind of dress.

0:20:200:20:22

-Beautiful-est eldest daughter in the whole wide world.

-Aw!

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And it's not just Verity Scott will have to deal with if he messes up.

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If Scott does get it wrong, I shall find it very hard not to punch him,

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because it's her special day

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and she needs to look beautiful and feel beautiful.

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So it says, "Lace mermaid/fishtail bridal wedding dress."

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This one's £96.

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-So we're around the £100 mark, aren't we, still?

-Yeah.

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Is that kind of the budget you've got in mind, is it?

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They all seem to be about the same price so I think that fits in well.

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Would I go into a wedding dress shop

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and find something exactly the same as that?

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I'm sure they would have some of those styles as well, but...

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-Yeah, but for £1,500.

-Yeah.

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-You going to do it?

-Come on, China, don't have a postal strike!

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Could you imagine?

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I just clicked on "Buy It Now".

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It was £96.

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Is that an OK amount to spend?

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I suspect it's a bit less than Verity thought you'd probably spend,

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-but at the end of the day, she turns up...

-She never has to know.

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-..if it turns out being the perfect dress.

-She never has to know.

0:21:260:21:30

Bought yourself a wedding dress. Yeah, boy!

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Scott has spent £96 on a figure-hugging, lacy, beaded dress,

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plus an extra £50 on express delivery from China.

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Not quite the £1,000 Verity was hoping for.

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I'm totally happy with the dress so as long as it arrives in time,

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I'm feeling pretty positive right now.

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I'm really not sure about the eBay dress.

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I've managed to get a dress that I think is beautiful.

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Managed to spend not a stupid amount of money on it.

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Hopefully it will be all right but...

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it's a gamble.

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So when you've saved a fortune on a cut price wedding dress,

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what do you spend all the spare cash on?

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Well, life-size fake jungle animals, obviously.

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Off to the life-size fake jungle animal showroom we go, then.

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-Awesome.

-This looks pretty cool stuff.

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Just the thing to make that jungle feel like, well, a jungle.

0:22:210:22:26

Here we go, here we are. Ooh.

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Nice gorilla.

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It's cool. It's a zebra seat.

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That's the croc.

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That's a nice tiger actually, I quite like that one.

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You could end up spending too much, way too much around here.

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I think coming here might have been a bad idea.

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Cancel the wedding dress.

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Oh, yes.

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Look at that, Dave.

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There's a lot of good stuff here.

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My concern is that there's perhaps too much good stuff here

0:22:520:22:54

and Scott's going to want to blow too much of the budget.

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With Scott loving everything on show,

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these animals could cost the lion's share of the budget.

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The whole total with everything included it comes out to £2,219.

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Uh-oh.

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Yeah. Your budget can't stretch that far.

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So that's the bridesmaids gone. The dresses gone.

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That's the venue gone now as well.

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Time for some tough decisions on which animals get a wedding invite.

0:23:170:23:21

We're definite on the zebra seat.

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We're definitely going to go for the American alligator, that's a must.

0:23:220:23:25

We like the idea of the gorilla money box,

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so we're going to go for that one. And the Bengal.

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I really like the tortoise but we've already, like,

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gone 50% over what we budgeted for these things.

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So I think we're going to have to leave it at that.

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And I'll just round it to the £1,500.

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-OK.

-Sounds like a deal.

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-All right?

-Sounds like a deal. Thank you very much.

0:23:410:23:43

-Good luck.

-Excellent. Very excited. Thank you.

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Job done. Scott's just spent £1,500

0:23:470:23:50

on a bunch of life-size animals for the wedding.

0:23:500:23:52

That went awesome. That was very exciting.

0:23:520:23:54

That's one of the things I've been looking forward to coming and doing.

0:23:540:23:57

We've blown the budget out of the water and now we need to go back

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and work out where we're going to save money elsewhere.

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The life-size models are ten times more expensive

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than the wedding dress, but hopefully that won't be an issue.

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Ah, I'm a little bit gutted

0:24:100:24:11

that we didn't get to come away with a dinosaur.

0:24:110:24:13

Yeah, shame that.

0:24:130:24:14

Still, it's time to head back to Telford

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where Verity has received instructions

0:24:170:24:19

and props for her hen night.

0:24:190:24:21

"Dear Verity, your hen do starts here.

0:24:210:24:24

-"Your car picks you up at 7.30."

-What?!

0:24:240:24:26

-What time is it now?

-7.25!

0:24:260:24:28

Tonight?!

0:24:300:24:31

"Now is your chance to rock and roll."

0:24:310:24:33

But we're not ready!

0:24:330:24:35

The girls have all got shades

0:24:350:24:37

and there's a white rock jacket for Verity.

0:24:370:24:40

And there's a tour bus full of drink,

0:24:400:24:43

which Scott's probably got off eBay.

0:24:430:24:45

Scott's bought this before and it's like the cheapest wine ever,

0:24:460:24:49

but he's got us something and it's amazing.

0:24:490:24:52

Whoo, hen do!

0:24:520:24:54

-Cheers!

-Whoo!

0:24:540:24:57

Hi, guys.

0:24:570:24:59

The girls have arrived at a venue for karaoke parties.

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Children's karaoke parties.

0:25:020:25:04

And Scott's arranged for them to make their very own rock video.

0:25:040:25:08

INDISTINCT SINGING

0:25:080:25:12

Rock on.

0:25:120:25:14

MUSIC: "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake

0:25:140:25:17

The girls have literally rocked until they dropped.

0:25:240:25:28

But for our actual rock star it's all about the glamour.

0:25:280:25:31

Tonight is my stag do and we are in London town.

0:25:310:25:36

Tell you what, I am going to have an awesome night tonight

0:25:360:25:39

and it's going to be so messy.

0:25:390:25:41

-Here's to a big BLEEP night, right?

-Big night!

-Big night!

0:25:420:25:46

In Coventry, things are really kicking off.

0:25:470:25:50

Scott's laid on free sweets and there's more cheap plonk.

0:25:500:25:54

Lambrini!

0:25:540:25:56

Whoo!

0:25:560:25:57

Scott loves cheap alcohol. Lambrini, Chantanel.

0:25:570:26:01

Whoo!

0:26:010:26:02

It's just like a real children's party.

0:26:020:26:05

If that children's party was full of drunk adults, obviously.

0:26:050:26:09

But for Scott, it's a much more adult affair.

0:26:100:26:13

Our guitar-loving rocker

0:26:130:26:15

is in search of a very different kind of G-string.

0:26:150:26:18

The boys have headed to a strip club in Soho.

0:26:180:26:21

Hey, don't tell Verity I've remortgaged the BLEEP house.

0:26:210:26:24

Back at party central...

0:26:240:26:26

This looks a bit lame.

0:26:260:26:28

But I do wish that there was, like,

0:26:280:26:30

a bit of just being able to go out and let my hair down and.

0:26:300:26:34

That's what hen nights are about.

0:26:340:26:35

Don't worry, Verity, we've got loads of Chantanel, so you know.

0:26:350:26:39

That we do. Get it down you!

0:26:390:26:41

I want to get my money's worth.

0:26:460:26:48

Oh, what will my girlfriend think, eh?

0:26:480:26:50

Scott seems very pleased with himself.

0:26:510:26:54

Time to go home.

0:26:540:26:55

But the girls' night has fizzled out.

0:26:550:26:58

It's been different.

0:26:580:26:59

I do feel like I kind of wanted to go out and party a little bit.

0:26:590:27:02

Verity's band tour bus is going home.

0:27:020:27:05

We're in the best strip club in the world. It's full of girls.

0:27:050:27:09

We've had lap dances. This is what a stag do is all about.

0:27:090:27:11

It's all good fun.

0:27:110:27:13

I'm kind of disappointed because I would've liked to have

0:27:130:27:15

one big party, like, with all my friends,

0:27:150:27:18

and see everyone all like, all the other girls that mean a lot to me.

0:27:180:27:21

Boys!

0:27:210:27:22

I'm out with my favourite boys. We're having an awesome night.

0:27:220:27:26

It's a night to remember for sure.

0:27:260:27:28

Because there was only five of us there, it was more of a

0:27:280:27:30

sober affair. And I would have liked to have a bit of party

0:27:300:27:33

and a bit of a...bit of more drinking.

0:27:330:27:34

As the girls take the tour bus home,

0:27:350:27:38

the lads continue to enjoy the sights of London.

0:27:380:27:41

It's the morning after the hen do.

0:27:460:27:48

Verity and sister, Elita, are having a debrief.

0:27:480:27:50

It wasn't what I expected.

0:27:500:27:52

Like, I thought we were going to go and get really drunk

0:27:520:27:54

and go a bit crazy, so...

0:27:540:27:56

Are you disappointed, then?

0:27:560:27:57

Part of me's a bit disappointed but it was still fun.

0:27:570:27:59

It was something different anyway,

0:27:590:28:01

-I think I'll never have something like that again.

-Yeah.

0:28:010:28:04

Nor will you. It was really different.

0:28:040:28:05

But it definitely wasn't what I was expecting.

0:28:050:28:07

But a text from Scott might change their opinion.

0:28:070:28:11

"Please pass this message to Verity.

0:28:110:28:13

"Dear Verity, welcome to part two of your hen do."

0:28:130:28:16

Oh, my God.

0:28:160:28:18

Let's go.

0:28:180:28:19

Just when they thought it was all over, Scott's got a surprise.

0:28:200:28:24

They're off for an afternoon of pole dancing.

0:28:240:28:28

What on earth made Scott think of that?

0:28:280:28:30

At least he's remembered to tell all Verity's mates this time.

0:28:300:28:34

Verity takes to the pole like a natural.

0:28:370:28:40

And so do the other hens.

0:28:410:28:42

Well, maybe not all of them. Sorry, Christine.

0:28:440:28:46

I don't think Verity would have picked pole dancing.

0:28:480:28:50

-Never.

-No. But she seems to be enjoying it, though.

0:28:500:28:54

She's definitely up for it. She's a sexy little minx.

0:28:540:28:57

She was good.

0:28:570:28:58

Keep going round, keep going round. Lift your legs. ALL: Yes!

0:28:580:29:01

I'm not entirely sure where Scott got the inspiration from,

0:29:010:29:04

but he is going to want me to come home

0:29:040:29:06

and show him some moves, so, yeah.

0:29:060:29:07

THEY CHEER

0:29:070:29:11

Oh, it was so easy.

0:29:110:29:12

Next up, the girls are whisked off in a limo to a swanky restaurant.

0:29:140:29:18

Let's go!

0:29:180:29:19

Where Scott's laid on a lavish meal.

0:29:210:29:24

VIP, VIP, VIP!

0:29:240:29:27

Followed by cocktails in a VIP lounge.

0:29:270:29:29

Are we ready to have a boogie?

0:29:320:29:35

And dancing until the early hours.

0:29:350:29:38

# Let me take a selfie. #

0:29:400:29:42

Tonight's been the best night ever.

0:29:430:29:45

I never thought Scott would do anything incredible like that.

0:29:450:29:49

Can't even comprehend how much money Scott's spent on tonight.

0:29:490:29:52

There's been food, there's been drink.

0:29:520:29:54

Everyone's had an amazing time. All my really close friends are here

0:29:540:29:57

and it's just been amazing. I'm so happy.

0:29:570:30:00

But will her happiness come at a price?

0:30:000:30:03

It's the week of the wedding

0:30:070:30:09

and Scott's got a delicate mission ahead.

0:30:090:30:12

I'm about to buy dresses with the bridesmaids.

0:30:120:30:14

I'm kind of feeling a little bit nervous because I find it hard enough

0:30:140:30:19

to buy for one girl, let alone to buy for...

0:30:190:30:22

four girls.

0:30:220:30:23

I think they'd look awesome in that.

0:30:260:30:29

Scott's splashed the cash on the hen do, not to mention the gorilla

0:30:290:30:32

and all the other plastic animals.

0:30:320:30:34

So he needs some cut-price bridesmaid dresses.

0:30:340:30:37

It's £15.00. It's a little bit more than I was hoping.

0:30:370:30:40

These little beauties are £5.00

0:30:400:30:42

so that definitely fits in with my budget.

0:30:420:30:44

What will the bridesmaids think of his scrimping?

0:30:440:30:46

I'm 100% hoping they're going to like the dresses.

0:30:460:30:49

And if they do, hey, we could be out of here in an hour.

0:30:490:30:51

That would be a bonus.

0:30:510:30:54

Scott's about to find out because here come the bridesmaids,

0:30:540:30:57

Elita, Claire, Bev, and Ally.

0:30:570:31:00

I think he should spend as much as he can on a bridesmaids dress.

0:31:000:31:02

-Yeah, I think he should spend quite a lot.

-Yeah.

0:31:020:31:05

-It wants to be quality. It doesn't want to look cheap or tacky.

-Yeah.

0:31:050:31:08

I don't want to wear pink. I don't want to wear pink.

0:31:080:31:11

I don't want to wear pink.

0:31:110:31:12

Oh, well that's not great because the dress is pink and £15

0:31:120:31:17

with £5 shoes to go with it.

0:31:170:31:19

Shall we choose some dresses? ALL: Yeah!

0:31:190:31:21

So go and try them on and then come and show me, yeah?

0:31:210:31:23

OK.

0:31:230:31:24

He never does this!

0:31:240:31:27

Go, go.

0:31:270:31:28

Dealing with four upset or angry girls is probably the least thing

0:31:310:31:36

on my list of things to handle today.

0:31:360:31:38

It's impossible. You're never going to get it right.

0:31:380:31:41

What?

0:31:410:31:43

Ah, this looks wedding-y, right?

0:31:430:31:45

So is this it? This is the one we're going to wear?

0:31:450:31:48

I think so.

0:31:480:31:49

This is the dress that I think fits in with the wedding the best.

0:31:490:31:52

I think it looks bridesmaids-y.

0:31:520:31:54

But no matter what Scott says, Ally isn't impressed.

0:31:540:31:58

OK, tell me, what style or look would've been better?

0:31:580:32:01

-Not a waistband.

-Not a waistband?

-Ally doesn't like a waistband.

0:32:010:32:04

-I like waistbands.

-See I think that the waistband's good

0:32:040:32:06

cos we've got something work for,

0:32:060:32:08

for somewhere to put flower or corsage or we can work.

0:32:080:32:10

Thought you were going to say lose weight!

0:32:100:32:12

Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but you know. ALL. Ohh!

0:32:120:32:15

I don't like it.

0:32:170:32:18

-It looks nice, Ally.

-It does look nice.

0:32:180:32:20

I like it how this is the best word you can come up with, "nice".

0:32:200:32:24

Go on get them off, I'll go and buy them.

0:32:240:32:26

-OK.

-I'm happy to take it off.

0:32:260:32:28

I don't want to wear the dress.

0:32:280:32:29

Like, it's not what I would've picked.

0:32:290:32:31

If we went bridesmaid shopping,

0:32:310:32:33

I wouldn't have picked that at all, but...

0:32:330:32:35

Mm.

0:32:370:32:38

They were 70% happy with it.

0:32:390:32:43

To me, that is a complete result.

0:32:430:32:45

I can't believe how cheap they are.

0:32:450:32:47

-This best be because you're...

-Yeah. Verity's best be amazing.

0:32:470:32:51

..dress, Scott Adams.

0:32:510:32:52

Everything's amazing.

0:32:520:32:54

I think if we'd have found the same dress in a designer shop,

0:32:540:32:56

Ally would have probably been smiling a little bit more.

0:32:560:32:59

£20 budget, complete.

0:32:590:33:01

But how will Verity feel?

0:33:030:33:05

She's met up with the girls for a coffee and a catch up.

0:33:050:33:08

I'm assuming that the hen party cost so much money.

0:33:080:33:10

The fact that we did so many activities

0:33:100:33:12

and then there was food included for so many,

0:33:120:33:14

like, there was 17 of us there.

0:33:140:33:16

I honestly think that's eaten up quite a lot of the budget.

0:33:160:33:18

As it is, we really know that's

0:33:180:33:20

-what's taken away from the wedding.

-Yeah.

0:33:200:33:22

Went bridesmaid shopping yesterday with Scott.

0:33:220:33:25

The budget was a lot lower than what I thought it would've been.

0:33:250:33:28

Lower than what you thought?

0:33:280:33:30

The dress and shoes cost £20 each.

0:33:300:33:33

Ohh, £20!

0:33:330:33:35

I'm hoping your dress is going to be pretty good to make up for it.

0:33:350:33:39

I can't believe the whole thing cost £20.

0:33:390:33:41

I really can't see it looking nice.

0:33:410:33:43

I thought the like the maximum low would be like £30,

0:33:430:33:47

and then shoes on top. I feel a bit sick now, to be honest.

0:33:470:33:50

I am getting a bit nervous

0:33:500:33:51

about what he's prioritising in terms of money.

0:33:510:33:54

If he doesn't think it's worth spending much on the bridesmaids,

0:33:540:33:57

it does make me wonder, is he going to spend much on me?

0:33:570:33:59

Speaking of the dress, Scott's had some big news from China.

0:34:000:34:05

I've just had a phone call.

0:34:050:34:06

The dress has arrived at my folks' house.

0:34:060:34:09

I'm going straight there now because I am absolutely desperate to see it.

0:34:090:34:13

Really, this dress needs to be perfect

0:34:130:34:15

because I've not got any other options left on the table now.

0:34:150:34:17

-All right, mate. How you doing?

-Yeah, man.

-So, it's arrived?

0:34:210:34:24

Oh, my God. Thank God it's arrived.

0:34:240:34:26

Right, it's upstairs.

0:34:260:34:28

Behold, either the best idea or the worst idea

0:34:290:34:33

I've had for the whole wedding.

0:34:330:34:35

This is the defining moment of the planning process.

0:34:350:34:37

This is either going to make or break it.

0:34:370:34:39

I've got you a knife, there you go.

0:34:390:34:42

What do you think? Is it going to be a win?

0:34:420:34:44

I think it has to be because we've actually blown

0:34:440:34:46

the safety 1.5K on life-size animals now.

0:34:460:34:49

HE LAUGHS

0:34:490:34:51

Don't say that.

0:34:510:34:53

This is it. It's this or nothing.

0:34:530:34:55

Right do it, do it, do it.

0:35:010:35:03

Here it is. The dress.

0:35:060:35:09

This is probably going to make Verity cry for one of two reasons,

0:35:090:35:12

either because she's really happy or because she's really, really mad.

0:35:120:35:15

To be fair, it looks quite nice.

0:35:150:35:17

It's turned up on time. I've just opened it.

0:35:200:35:23

I feel like a massive weight has just been lifted off my shoulders

0:35:230:35:26

because I personally think it looks awesome.

0:35:260:35:28

Wow. I don't think that that is bad at all, do you?

0:35:280:35:30

Ah, that actually looks really nice.

0:35:300:35:32

I'm hoping that I've just made, like,

0:35:320:35:34

the best choice for the whole wedding.

0:35:340:35:36

Well, I can't be disappointed because that's what the picture was.

0:35:390:35:42

I really like that detail on the back.

0:35:420:35:45

Scott's bought Verity a heavily beaded, tightly fitted,

0:35:460:35:49

full-lace dress.

0:35:490:35:51

Exactly the opposite of what she was hoping for.

0:35:510:35:53

I think that there might be some wedding dress shops

0:35:530:35:55

up and down the country that'll be shaking their fist at me.

0:35:550:35:58

-Doesn't feel like it's bad quality, does it?

-No.

0:35:580:36:00

The dress is beautiful

0:36:000:36:01

and I haven't had to blow a massive proportion of my budget on it.

0:36:010:36:05

Maybe I've started a new craze.

0:36:050:36:07

Scott's pulled another winner.

0:36:070:36:10

Good job. Good job.

0:36:100:36:12

I am 100% happier than a pig in shit.

0:36:120:36:14

HE CHUCKLES

0:36:140:36:15

Verity and the bridesmaids are still in the dark

0:36:170:36:19

about when the wedding will be.

0:36:190:36:21

But a text from Scott is about to change that.

0:36:210:36:24

Ohh.

0:36:240:36:25

"Band about to be played on BBC radio, 96FM. Listen in if you can."

0:36:250:36:30

-What does that mean?

-Who's that from?

0:36:320:36:34

Scott's gone down to BBC Radio Shropshire

0:36:340:36:37

for a very important broadcast.

0:36:370:36:40

RADIO PLAYS

0:36:400:36:42

It's him!

0:36:420:36:43

Rocker band, Envy Of The State,

0:36:430:36:45

Scott Adams is with me in the studio.

0:36:450:36:47

Scott, hi, how you doing?

0:36:470:36:49

Hello, Jim. I am fine. Thank you for having me.

0:36:490:36:51

Over the last few weeks I have been planning a wedding all on my own.

0:36:510:36:54

You've what?

0:36:540:36:55

That's my wedding!

0:36:550:36:57

Her name is Verity Clarke

0:36:570:36:59

and she's obviously the most beautiful girl in the world

0:36:590:37:02

and so I would like to invite Verity Clarke to our wedding

0:37:020:37:05

that happens to be this Saturday.

0:37:050:37:08

-THEY SQUEAL

-Oh, my God!

0:37:080:37:10

Yes, this Saturday, so she's got a couple of days. Pack your bags.

0:37:100:37:13

-I've got two days.

-'Get your hair done.'

0:37:130:37:14

-I hope she turns up.

-I will. I'll be there. Promise!

0:37:140:37:17

Thank you very much.

0:37:170:37:18

That invite was very Scott, very dramatic. Kind of about me,

0:37:180:37:21

-but still mostly about Scott cos Scott was on the radio.

-Yeah.

0:37:210:37:24

I hope Verity was listening. I'm very, very pleased.

0:37:240:37:28

I'm buzzing.

0:37:280:37:29

As time and money run short,

0:37:290:37:30

Scott splashes out on decorations for the venue,

0:37:300:37:33

sexy wedding undies costing almost as much as the dress itself,

0:37:330:37:38

and diamond encrusted wedding rings for almost 1,000.

0:37:380:37:42

Nice. Very sparkly.

0:37:420:37:44

There's also matching suits for the groomsmen at a total of £525.

0:37:440:37:48

With money disappearing fast, the last thing Scott needs

0:37:490:37:53

is some kind of unfortunate surprise.

0:37:530:37:56

It's the day before the wedding

0:37:570:37:59

and Verity is at stepmum Christine's house

0:37:590:38:01

where the one thing that's played on her mind the most

0:38:010:38:04

is about to be revealed.

0:38:040:38:05

-How are you feeling, darling?

-Amazing!

-Are you? That's good.

0:38:050:38:08

-No, I'm not. I'm really nervous.

-You look lovely this morning.

0:38:080:38:10

-Thanks.

-Why, what you nervous about?

-What do you think?

0:38:100:38:13

Today is the day of the dress.

0:38:130:38:16

And I feel a bit sick. I haven't slept all night.

0:38:160:38:19

Yeah, I'm cacking it, to be honest.

0:38:190:38:20

I want to feel special on my wedding day,

0:38:200:38:22

and if I don't feel right in the dress,

0:38:220:38:24

I'm just not going to feel comfortable for the whole day.

0:38:240:38:27

I'm sure it will be fine.

0:38:270:38:29

Well, she's about to find out,

0:38:290:38:31

because Scott and his brother David

0:38:310:38:33

are just around the corner with the dress.

0:38:330:38:35

Here you go then, bro. I guess you should do the honours.

0:38:380:38:41

Cheers, mate.

0:38:410:38:42

Wish me luck.

0:38:420:38:44

-Yeah. I'm sure it'll be fine.

-See you later, dress.

0:38:440:38:46

The dress is just on its way to Verity.

0:38:480:38:50

Personally, I think it looks amazing,

0:38:500:38:53

so I'm just really keeping my fingers crossed that Verity thinks the same.

0:38:530:38:56

As the dress disappears into the fog,

0:38:560:38:58

the bridesmaids gather round for moral support,

0:38:580:39:01

wondering which bridal boutique they'll be going to.

0:39:010:39:04

There's some nice shops.

0:39:040:39:05

I haven't been but there are some nice, like,

0:39:050:39:07

little boutiques and stuff.

0:39:070:39:09

I'm sure whatever he's got you, he will have put a lot of thought

0:39:090:39:12

into it, and I'm sure it will be beautiful.

0:39:120:39:14

But it'll be nice to know when you're trying it on, though.

0:39:140:39:17

I want to go see my dress.

0:39:170:39:18

Oh!

0:39:190:39:21

Verity won't need to go and see the dress

0:39:210:39:23

because the dress is coming to her.

0:39:230:39:26

Why is David here with a box?

0:39:260:39:30

Oh, my God, no!

0:39:300:39:32

Oh, my God!

0:39:320:39:35

-Christine.

-Hello...

-This for Verity.

0:39:350:39:37

-It is David! It's David!

-I told you it was David.

0:39:370:39:40

Bye. See you tomorrow, guys.

0:39:400:39:42

Oh, my God. Why am I not going to a boutique?

0:39:420:39:46

-Verity's first impressions...

-Shit.

-..are not good.

0:39:460:39:50

How'd it go?

0:39:500:39:51

I didn't hear any screams when I left.

0:39:510:39:54

-Hopefully it'll be all right.

-We'll know very soon.

0:39:540:39:57

I'm more nervous about this than anything else that we've done,

0:39:580:40:01

-to be fair.

-I'm turning my phone off.

0:40:010:40:04

Shitest thing ever.

0:40:040:40:06

And it seems that David was right to be nervous.

0:40:060:40:09

No, but she didn't want to be trying it on here.

0:40:090:40:11

-She wanted to go to like a proper shop.

-Yeah, be in a proper shop.

0:40:110:40:14

-This is not what she wanted.

-It might be really nice.

0:40:140:40:17

It just means that we don't get to go anywhere now.

0:40:170:40:19

Yeah, but that's bollocks,

0:40:190:40:20

the whole thing with a bride is going to the bridal boutique.

0:40:200:40:23

You get to try on a dress. You get to feel like a princess.

0:40:230:40:25

And I don't even, what if I don't like it, I can't go anywhere,

0:40:250:40:28

can't get, like, look for anything else, can I?

0:40:280:40:31

Everything I wanted, like, I haven't been able to do it.

0:40:310:40:34

And I thought the one thing I would get to do would be

0:40:340:40:36

to go to a nice dress shop and see my dress hanging up

0:40:360:40:39

the way that everyone normally does. And now I don't.

0:40:390:40:42

I know.

0:40:420:40:43

Like, everything that should be special has been taken away from me.

0:40:450:40:49

Oh, come on.

0:40:490:40:50

I feel a bit sick now.

0:40:520:40:53

You don't know where it's from either. Maybe somewhere really cheap.

0:40:530:40:56

Why don't you and Ally open it together? OK.

0:40:560:40:59

See you in a minute, darling.

0:40:590:41:01

This is the most BLEEP up thing ever.

0:41:010:41:03

I really hope, like, I'm being dramatic and it's just perfume.

0:41:030:41:07

Coco Chanel.

0:41:070:41:08

Yeah, no, it's not just perfume, it's a dress...

0:41:080:41:11

with a lot of lace on.

0:41:110:41:13

It looks very tight.

0:41:170:41:19

It's just the principle, like, why am I not in a nice boutique

0:41:190:41:23

and get to, like, try it on and have a glass of wine, and...

0:41:230:41:26

You can have wine.

0:41:270:41:29

It's got some threads hanging off here. That's nice,

0:41:290:41:31

A nice little detail there.

0:41:310:41:34

There's a mark up here.

0:41:340:41:36

And what's that? Oh, a bit of the netting's coming away there.

0:41:360:41:40

Well, this experience just keeps getting better and better.

0:41:400:41:43

My dress is going to be falling apart as I wear it.

0:41:440:41:47

I can almost guarantee because it's come here it's come off eBay.

0:41:470:41:50

Like, why does he think I don't want to feel special in my wedding dress?

0:41:500:41:53

The one time I'm going to wear a wedding dress.

0:41:530:41:57

I've never felt more unspecial in my entire life, to be honest.

0:41:570:42:00

Well, if you put it on you might feel different.

0:42:000:42:02

SHE CRIES

0:42:030:42:05

He hasn't even put any thought into it.

0:42:080:42:11

And Scott's spending on the dress isn't the only thing that's tight.

0:42:110:42:15

Yeah, it's not going to fit.

0:42:150:42:17

Ow, ow, my hair! Oh, God.

0:42:180:42:20

Right, so there's, like, a catch missing

0:42:230:42:25

so we can't actually do the catch up.

0:42:250:42:27

-So it hasn't even got a catch on it?

-No.

0:42:270:42:29

These seams are pulling so tight

0:42:330:42:34

they're literally about to rip here and here.

0:42:340:42:37

Then there's a bead falling off. Course there is.

0:42:380:42:41

It is actually painful. Is it really red there?

0:42:410:42:44

It hurts, like, there

0:42:440:42:45

and I've only had it on for like, what, ten minutes?

0:42:450:42:48

I literally can't move in it. Like, it is so tight here.

0:42:480:42:51

This is ridiculous.

0:42:510:42:53

Well, we're going to have to, like, speak to him,

0:42:550:42:57

cos you can't wear it.

0:42:570:42:59

With Verity barely able to even walk down the stairs,

0:42:590:43:03

it seems the dress Scott bought for £96 online is off-kilter.

0:43:030:43:08

Oh! Oh, my God.

0:43:080:43:11

-You can't walk in it, can you?

-I can't move.

0:43:110:43:13

It's lovely, but you can't move.

0:43:160:43:18

The bust is going to have to be shrunk.

0:43:180:43:20

The tummy's going to have to be shrunk.

0:43:200:43:22

It's going to have to be loosened, these panels here, they're pulling.

0:43:220:43:25

It's going to have to have the beads sewn back onto it.

0:43:250:43:27

-It's going to have to have the hook sewn back onto it.

-Oh, my God.

0:43:270:43:30

There are is so much stuff that has to be done.

0:43:300:43:32

So we've got quite a long list of things

0:43:320:43:35

-we need to get changed here, don't we?

-Yes.

0:43:350:43:37

We can't do that in a day. That's not going to happen.

0:43:370:43:39

Time for an emergency phone call to Scott.

0:43:390:43:42

Hey, Ally.

0:43:430:43:44

Hey, Scott, how you doing?

0:43:440:43:46

Yeah, how's it going?

0:43:460:43:47

Yeah, she's hating the fact that she hasn't gone to a bridal shop though,

0:43:480:43:53

but it doesn't fit her.

0:43:530:43:54

She can't walk, she can't sit down, she can't do anything.

0:43:540:43:57

It's ripping at the seams it's that tight.

0:43:570:44:00

Right, OK.

0:44:000:44:01

So we need it, like, sorted.

0:44:010:44:04

-I don't know anything about dresses.

-Well, that's not good enough, Scott.

0:44:040:44:07

OK, right leave it with me, OK?

0:44:070:44:10

OK, then, keep in touch.

0:44:100:44:12

-OK, bye-bye.

-'Bye.'

0:44:120:44:14

It could've gone better, really.

0:44:150:44:17

It's a worry that she can't move in it.

0:44:170:44:19

Time for a last minute ring around to find a seamstress

0:44:190:44:22

and hopefully a miracle.

0:44:220:44:24

I'll get the girls down ASAP, then, to you.

0:44:240:44:26

Verity has to make the half an hour journey in the vague hope

0:44:260:44:29

that the seamstress can do the impossible.

0:44:290:44:32

I really hope she can.

0:44:330:44:36

-Hi.

-Hello.

-Can you save our dress?

0:44:360:44:38

I don't know. Let's have a look, come on in.

0:44:380:44:40

Oh, I'm really worried that you can't. It is very small.

0:44:400:44:43

If there's nothing in the seams there is nothing we can do.

0:44:430:44:46

OK.

0:44:460:44:47

I'm disappointed that this is the dress he's chosen.

0:44:490:44:52

I think it's just majorly backfired.

0:44:520:44:54

They've put glue all over the dress.

0:44:540:44:56

They've put seams where there shouldn't be them,

0:44:560:44:58

and this is what happens when you buy a cheap dress.

0:44:580:45:00

-Is it tight up here?

-No, it's too loose at the top.

0:45:000:45:03

-Too lose at the top, too tight on the hip.

-Mm-hmm.

0:45:030:45:06

When you're planning a wedding, one of the biggest things

0:45:060:45:08

on the budget is deciding the dress.

0:45:080:45:10

I get the fact that we've got cheap bridesmaids dresses,

0:45:100:45:13

and we accepted that because we wanted Verity

0:45:130:45:15

to get the best dress possible. But this has caused so much stress today.

0:45:150:45:19

I just really hope for Verity's sake

0:45:190:45:21

that this lady is as good as she seems to be

0:45:210:45:23

and can pull it out the bag

0:45:230:45:25

cos we're going to need a miracle, I think, on this dress.

0:45:250:45:28

The seamstress will have to work through the night

0:45:280:45:30

to even stand a chance of getting the dress finished.

0:45:300:45:33

I'm really nervous. Like, I am terrified

0:45:330:45:35

that she is not going to be able to do it in time.

0:45:350:45:37

I just don't want 7.00 tomorrow morning, or whatever time it is,

0:45:370:45:40

to arrive and for me to still not have a dress.

0:45:400:45:43

That would be a disaster.

0:45:430:45:45

It's now out of Verity's hands.

0:45:450:45:47

All she can do is hope the dress will fit.

0:45:470:45:50

The night before the biggest day of her life

0:45:500:45:53

might well be a sleepless one.

0:45:530:45:54

Scott's arrived at the venue to check out his animal display.

0:45:590:46:02

Wow!

0:46:040:46:06

We need to make sure people don't sit on this.

0:46:060:46:08

But Scott just couldn't let go of the Galapagos tortoise

0:46:080:46:11

he wanted so badly, so he shelled out another £300,

0:46:110:46:15

bringing his total animal spend to £1,800.

0:46:150:46:17

With its animals in place, the boys are having a final tot up.

0:46:180:46:22

-£3,200 on the venue.

-£154.

-1-5-4.

-Dress.

0:46:220:46:27

£1,800 for these animals.

0:46:270:46:31

With the unexpected expense of the seamstress,

0:46:310:46:33

the boys have stitched themselves up.

0:46:330:46:36

£250 today for the dress alterations.

0:46:360:46:39

Oh, my God.

0:46:390:46:40

We've rinsed that budget, haven't we?

0:46:420:46:44

To be perfectly honest, it's not a massive surprise

0:46:440:46:47

that we've blown all the budget.

0:46:470:46:48

That's entirely in keeping with Scott's character.

0:46:480:46:51

We're going to have to cut back a little bit on the bubbly

0:46:510:46:53

for the guests, but hey, when the guests know that it's because

0:46:530:46:56

we've had to get Verity's dress perfect, they'll totally understand.

0:46:560:47:00

She possibly might have liked some of the money that's spent

0:47:000:47:03

on the animals to have been put towards a wedding dress.

0:47:030:47:07

It's possible she might think that.

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No, I'm certain, that's exactly what she'll think.

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It's the day of the wedding and Verity and her bridesmaids

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have arrived in Newquay.

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With his focus elsewhere, Scott's forgotten to book a make-up artist,

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so Ally fills in.

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I do not know what I'm doing.

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And concerns about the dress are still high.

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I am nervous about putting on the dress cos I've tried it on once

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after having it altered slightly, and there's some more alterations

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going on two or three hours before the wedding.

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I really hope it fits.

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Down the coast at the Eden Project,

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the boys are busy dressing the reception room

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with their jungle theme,

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giving the cakes a scrub, standard.

0:47:510:47:53

Just cleaning the cakes. You know, we don't want to be serving

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cakes with fluff on.

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Is this what the pros do?

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And perfecting his precious menagerie.

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In Newquay, what will Verity make of those £15 bridesmaid dresses?

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Oh, I like it.

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I really do, I love it.

0:48:120:48:13

Ally, your face. You look lovely.

0:48:130:48:16

I really, really like the colour.

0:48:160:48:19

Ally, your face... Aww.

0:48:190:48:21

I think you look beautiful.

0:48:210:48:23

Ally is putting on a brave face.

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Let's hope verity doesn't have to do the same with her £96 dress.

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Has the seamstress worked her magic?

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Aww!

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Oh, my God.

0:48:360:48:38

-And it fits so much better.

-It does. It really does.

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It looks amazing.

0:48:410:48:43

I can walk. I've got boobs.

0:48:430:48:45

You're going to get married!

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Incredibly, the dress fits.

0:48:510:48:53

It's time for Cinderella to go to the ball...

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Well, jungle.

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To Verity. You look so beautiful.

0:48:580:49:01

Don't make me cry.

0:49:010:49:03

After a frantic few hours, Scott and his band are ready to rock and roll,

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but they're not the only ones making things snappy.

0:49:110:49:14

Who'd have thought you'd be coming to my wedding, eh?

0:49:140:49:16

And Scott's got some explaining to do to the registrars.

0:49:190:49:22

The rings are going to be placed in here.

0:49:220:49:24

-They all right?

-Yeah.

0:49:240:49:25

As the girls make their way to the venue,

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there's a pit stop for a very special guest.

0:49:280:49:31

My dad!

0:49:310:49:32

-Hello, ladies!

-Are you OK?

-Yeah, I'm fine.

-I'm so glad you're here.

0:49:330:49:38

I want to find out where we're going.

0:49:380:49:40

-Have you no clue?

-No, I haven't got a clue.

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The guests arrive at England's biggest rainforest.

0:49:440:49:47

Back in the bridal carriage, the penny's finally dropped.

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The Eden Project. Oh, my God!

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Are you kidding me?

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Oh, of course he chose a bloody jungle, didn't he?

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The only jungle he could find in England.

0:50:010:50:03

-It's going to be so sweaty!

-Oh, my God!

0:50:030:50:05

Walking towards England's only massive jungle.

0:50:130:50:16

Inside England's only massive jungle, the guests are in place.

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Scott's just got one interesting task left.

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He's dunking the rings in with the crocodiles

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which means the only way to get them out is to put your hands in.

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Let's hope our bride has still got a finger left to put it on.

0:50:350:50:38

It's taken three weeks, £12,000, and one plastic gorilla.

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Now all Scott can do

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is hope that Verity is happy to walk on the wild side.

0:50:480:50:52

# I've put diamonds on my promises

0:51:020:51:09

# So you know that they will stay... #

0:51:090:51:14

-You OK?

-You've brought the crocodiles.

0:51:170:51:19

-Look where the rings are.

-Oh, my God!

0:51:190:51:22

Will you take Verity to be your wife?

0:51:240:51:26

I will.

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And, Verity, will you take Scott to be your husband?

0:51:270:51:31

I will.

0:51:310:51:33

# It's all for love

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# It's all for love

0:51:350:51:40

# I will do anything for your love...

0:51:400:51:45

Lovely.

0:51:450:51:47

# Carry your story wherever I may go...

0:51:510:51:57

So, Scott and Verity, it is now my very great pleasure

0:51:570:52:00

to announce that you are husband and wife.

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Congratulations. You may kiss your bride.

0:52:030:52:06

# It's all for love

0:52:060:52:08

# It's all for love

0:52:080:52:13

# I will do anything... #

0:52:130:52:16

Well, I can expect anything from Scott,

0:52:160:52:19

but I wasn't expecting the crocodiles.

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It's different, isn't it?

0:52:210:52:23

I can't describe it. Don't, you'll make me go.

0:52:240:52:27

It was beautiful. It was lovely.

0:52:270:52:29

Yeah, I can't believe he managed to get this. Incredible.

0:52:290:52:34

Incredible. Very, very proud. Sorry.

0:52:340:52:37

I'm very happy for her.

0:52:380:52:40

As the sun sets on the Eden Project,

0:52:410:52:44

it's time for Verity to see the reception area,

0:52:440:52:48

and where a large of the budget has been spent.

0:52:480:52:51

No way.

0:52:520:52:54

He's a handsome fellow.

0:52:540:52:56

Is this is where the money for my dress went, Scott?

0:52:560:52:58

How much were the animals?

0:53:000:53:01

The animals in total with delivery cost...£1,800.

0:53:010:53:05

Yeah, you could've spent that on my wedding dress, but that's OK.

0:53:050:53:08

You didn't.

0:53:080:53:09

Luckily, Verity hasn't gone ape,

0:53:090:53:12

and soon everyone's caught jungle fever.

0:53:120:53:14

I think the day has been absolutely fantastic.

0:53:160:53:18

I don't think Scott could have done better if he'd have tried.

0:53:180:53:21

I think Scott is a very lucky boy

0:53:210:53:24

that everything came off so well tonight.

0:53:240:53:26

He said he spent nearly £2,000 on plastic animals.

0:53:260:53:29

THEY LAUGH

0:53:290:53:30

I'm wearing a 15 quid dress!

0:53:320:53:35

And he spent two grand!

0:53:350:53:37

I'm going, right. He owes me.

0:53:400:53:43

Right, where is he?

0:53:430:53:45

You spent £1,800 on plastic animals.

0:53:530:53:58

Yeah, I did. Do you like them?

0:53:580:54:00

Have you had a photograph with them all yet?

0:54:000:54:02

What the hell went on in your brain for that?

0:54:020:54:05

Ordering a dress from eBay is not the best thing to do

0:54:110:54:16

if you want a stress-free wedding.

0:54:160:54:19

-Do you like it?

-Yeah, it's absolutely beautiful.

0:54:190:54:21

I don't think I can eat very much in it, but that's OK.

0:54:210:54:23

But actually, at the end of the day, miraculously,

0:54:230:54:27

he's pulled it all off.

0:54:270:54:29

It seems Scott's jungle-themed wedding is a roaring success.

0:54:290:54:33

It's been so good. You've done the best job ever.

0:54:330:54:35

Like, I couldn't ever imagine doing this and it's just amazing.

0:54:350:54:39

I'm so proud of you. You've done so good.

0:54:390:54:41

And there's a romantic tropical treat in store.

0:54:410:54:44

Check out our bridal suite.

0:54:440:54:46

What?! Oh, my God!

0:54:460:54:49

For me the bridal suite I was thinking plush interior,

0:54:510:54:54

Jacuzzi bath, um, four-poster bed, a bit of air-con maybe.

0:54:540:55:01

-Awesome. Is that a mosquito net?

-Yeah.

0:55:030:55:05

She's going to hate sleeping in the rainforest tonight, I can just tell.

0:55:050:55:08

Is this is where you'll be tonight?

0:55:080:55:10

-It's where we're spending the night.

-Yep.

0:55:100:55:12

He likes to think he's his own little Tarzan.

0:55:120:55:14

-We're not really staying here, are we?

-Yeah.

0:55:140:55:16

We're not, are we?

0:55:160:55:17

I think Jane won't like it.

0:55:170:55:19

Well, if she doesn't like it, hopefully she'll enjoy

0:55:190:55:22

the final wedding surprise.

0:55:220:55:24

Put your hands together for the bride and groom!

0:55:240:55:26

Scott has written a special song just for Verity.

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# I'm so in love with you

0:55:300:55:35

# You're all I ever think about

0:55:350:55:39

# You're all I ever dream about... #

0:55:390:55:41

Next week, risk-taker, Dave, pushes the boat out.

0:55:410:55:45

Are you with me or are you against me?

0:55:450:55:47

As he plans a wedding on a remote island

0:55:470:55:49

for his sea-fearing bride, Rosie,

0:55:490:55:52

as her close-knit family watch his every move.

0:55:520:55:54

He can't always put you after surfing then golf.

0:55:540:55:58

Will this groom's wedding plan stay afloat?

0:55:580:56:00

-Is she good with boats, is she, Dave?

-No.

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Or will he be made to walk the plank?

0:56:030:56:06

Regrets? Yeah, maybe.

0:56:060:56:09

Maybe I've done something really stupid.

0:56:090:56:11

# You're all I ever dream about

0:56:130:56:17

# You're the butterfly that makes my day

0:56:170:56:23

# Your lantern always lights my way

0:56:230:56:26

# And that'll never change

0:56:260:56:30

# That'll never change. #

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