Kavos Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

The freedom of your first-ever holiday with your mates...

This programme contains strong language

..cheap booze...

..dirty dancing

and that all-important independence...

..a chance to get away from Mum and Dad.

Sorry, Dad.

If my mum saw me right now, she'd be like, "What?"

But on this holiday, the parents are coming too.

Secretly watching...

Sophie!

-..sneakily spying...

-Oh, stoned it!

..and outrageously hiding.

-Get down!

-All to see if their kids can stand on their own two feet.

Well, I think that's bloody disgusting.

She's gone for a vajazzle!

This is not what a mum wants to see.

Sorry, stop filming.

But will it bring them closer together...

I love that boy so much.

..or drive them further apart?

-You're nicked!

-Oh, my God!

Coming up...

Oh, my God!

..it's sun,

sex,

and seriously bad behaviour...

Jesus Christ!

..in Kavos,

as 18-year-old Asher leaves his doting mum behind...

I cannot imagine him leaving home.

..for a blow-out week before heading to university.

I'm going to live my life once.

And 18-year-old virgin Charlie escapes his overprotective parents...

We don't want him to grow up. That's the thing with us.

We want him to stay young and be our kid.

Sorry, Dad.

-..for a chance to do things his way.

-I'm a free man. I'll do what I want.

But will the parents like what they see...

-Get down.

-Get down, they can see!

..as they secretly watch their kids' every move?

-I don't want to see any more.

-This is not what a mum want is to see.

And give Asher and Charlie the shock of their lives.

I'm still shocked. I don't even know what to say.

In south-west Wales, rugby boy Asher

is about to head off on his first ever lads' holiday.

This holiday is a chance for freedom.

It's a chance to get away from my mum. It's a holiday to go out with the boys

and to drink as much as I can so I'm really excited for this.

I really think that this holiday will help him decide,

to a certain degree, however much you can when you're 18, who am I?

Ready to party with Asher are his rugby mates..

First round in - shots.

..wild man Wilson...

About two in the afternoon, yeah, he is.

..sensible Liam...

Got to like the girls straightaway, like.

..and girl-hungry Liam, aka Turts.

I've got to give all these to Liam.

He thinks he's going to have an absolutely mega week.

I don't need them. I've got someone at home.

Asher is determined to stay faithful to his long-term girlfriend while he's away.

See, I love my girlfriend to bits but, as much as I say that,

there is always going to be a small part of me that...

There is an 18-year-old guy who's going on his first lads' holiday

but I want to prove that I am maybe more mature than that.

I'm just going to have a sneaky look at his case.

I think the temptation will be high.

It will be very interesting to see how he deals with that.

Oh, no!

What's going on here?

It's fine. Mum, that's for Liam.

Ha-ha, can you prove it?

Can you just exit my room?

The time has come for Asher to escape Mum...

Be nice and loving. Give me a hug.

..and head off on the adventure of a lifetime.

See you in a week, boys.

No, I won't be seeing him in a week.

Actually, I'll be seeing you a lot sooner.

How are you going to feel about that?

Over in Cambridge, fashion-conscious hairdresser Charlie

is looking forward to getting away from his strict parents.

This holiday will be off the hook!

It means everything to me and I'm going to enjoy it, I'm going to have a blast.

I want you to be careful of drinking too much and going in the sea.

But overprotective dad Barrie has other thoughts.

I don't want you going on any quad bikes.

We don't want you going on jet skis neither cos they're dangerous.

-Be careful when you're crossing the roads.

-All right.

I don't want you getting hurt, my little gorgeous lad.

I won't think, "Charlie, you're not allowed to do this or do that."

I'm on holiday, I'll do what I want.

Right, what's on your list, then?

And, right now, Charlie wants his dad to help him pack.

-Clean shirts?

-Yeah.

Put them in neat. Put my tops in that bit.

I like my jeans in a separate bit.

A decision he may come to regret.

Just one other thing, Charlie, you haven't packed.

-My toothbrush?

-You may need these.

Ha-ha, I love how they're ultra safe!

Ultra small with a featherlight touch.

I've still got my V plates. I'm still a virgin.

I've dipped in but it was only for like five minutes

and then I went soft because I was really, really drunk.

So I'm not counting it, like.

I'd be very surprised if Charlie takes a girl back to his room.

To be honest, he'd prefer to wait till that special girl comes along.

He wants to be within a proper relationship.

The whole popping-my-cherry thing, or losing my V plates,

it's not really an aim.

I think it's going happen, like, a lot more than once. Well, it will.

It has to. It will. I guess that means it is an aim, doesn't it?

Helping Charlie on his pulling mission will be...

..cousin Frankie...

..best friend Ryan T...

..and ladies' man Ryan B.

-Where are we going, boys? ALL:

-Kavos!

-See ya!

-Bye!

-I love you lots.

-You too, baby.

Don't call me every day either. I'll call you if I need to talk to you.

-Have a nice time. Love ya.

-Love ya.

Charlie's gone. Little does he know...

-We're going to see him tomorrow.

-Yeah.

We're going to be in Kavos in five hours.

Kavos - nestling on the southern tip of the historic island of Corfu...

..and party playground for young British tourists who descend

in their thousands in search of freedom, independence

and cheap booze.

The 24-hour party resort where everyone's up for it

and everything goes.

Class!

And arriving to join the fun are the boys from Wales.

Mega-excited!

Taxi!

Asher's been raised by his mum since his parents divorced

when he was 10 years old.

I do think that Asher and I have got a special bond, possibly because

he's the youngest child, but I think I probably do mollycoddle him.

Oh, my God! Look at that pig there.

I've always had a bit of ribbing from my brothers

and sisters that my mum does everything for me

and I'm spoilt rotten but I want to prove as well

that I can do things on my own,

and I'm not just, you know, babied for her.

Wild man Wilson will be sharing with Liam,

whilst girl-hungry Turts keeps Asher company.

From what I've seen so far, there should be a few girls, like.

See what comes from that, like.

I just want to get on it. Really want to get on it now.

So, let the carnage commence, like.

First of many.

One, two, three.

Everyone's getting the rounds in.

Amazing. Amazing!

If every day could be like this, I'd love it.

They've only been here a few hours

but already the boys are causing mayhem...

..as Asher and Wilson start a fight with the fire extinguisher...

Jesus Christ!

..leaving an unimpressed Liam to take the brunt of it.

Oh, for fuck's sake, boys, I've got to get changed now.

-That is appalling.

-Boys, we'll call a truce now.

What's going to happen to cleaning the room, like?

Do they clean the rooms?

What the fuck are they going to say?

Charlie and his friends have just arrived on the late-night flight.

I think this holiday is going to show that I can look after myself

and not have to rely on Mum and Dad to do everything for me.

I can be a man in a boy's body, kind of thing.

You all right, Mum? Yeah, we just landed.

And this man is straight on the phone to his mum.

Did I wake you up? Oh, right. I'll let you get back to sleep.

I would say he's a bit of mummy...

He's going to kill me for saying it but I would say he's a mummy's boy!

See you in a week.

A car accident 14 years ago has only brought the family closer.

Mum had a car accident when I was younger.

I can only remember her always having, like, a bad back.

I don't know if that's got anything to do with why she worries a lot.

It might do.

That's my favourite.

Mum Lisa is in constant pain and dad Barrie had to give up work

and become her sole carer.

Your life changes in a moment and it's never, ever the same again.

I think I am overprotective.

I just feel if I keep everything so tight-knit,

that the chances slim down that he's ever going to get hurt

or something's going to go wrong.

Charlie is sharing a room with Ryan T.

-Are you going to do my ironing?

-Pay me, I'll be your nanny!

Yeah, of course I will.

Ryan's going to be looking after me this holiday because I can't iron

and I ain't going out with creased clothes.

And cosying up next door are cousin Frankie...

Yeah, it's good!

..that top!

..and Ryan B.

Ah, this is amazing. I can't believe this.

Lush rooms, everything. Oh, this is going to be mental!

It will be...tomorrow, as the boys decide to go to bed.

In the UK, the teenagers' parents are setting off.

There's a whole side to Charlie that we just don't know who he is.

From ten until four in the morning,

we've not got a clue because we've tried asking him

-and we get told to shut the door on the way out.

-Yeah.

It will test our relationship without a doubt because

I don't know how he's going to react but I'm hoping that

we'll be able, at the end of it, to be proud of each other.

A new day brings bad news for the boys from Wales.

Basically, we've just been told that we have to pay 560 euros

because of last night's, like, little prank, whatever it is.

560 euros is just stupid.

I'm going to pay half, Wilson's going to pay half.

That's 250 there.

Mum's going to be really pissed off with me.

I don't want to ring her to ask for money to be transferred over.

The boys head down to the beach and Asher makes the dreaded call.

Hi, Mum, just a quick message.

I would really appreciate it if you could wire me out some money to pay for something.

Cheers.

-That's probably the worst thing ever.

-Oh, shut up, Turts.

-Shut up, Turts. Shut up, Turts.

-"Oh, dammit! What has he done?"

On the other side of the island, Asher's mum Anita has just arrived.

I love this.

Here to offer moral support is her friend Jill

who's known Asher since he was 12 years old.

-Well, we're here, Kavos.

-Yeah.

They're are about to meet Charlie's parents - Lisa and Barrie.

-Hello.

-Hello. How are you? So nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. I'm Barrie.

-Hello, I'm Lisa.

-Come this way.

-Your name is?

-I'm Anita.

-Let's go find them kids.

-Definitely.

Are you worried about Charlie at all, any concerns?

-Yeah, well...

-We're worried he's going to get over-the-top drunk.

Is there anything you're expecting from Asher?

-Good manners.

-Good manners?

-Good manners, Barrie.

I don't care if he's in the gutter, I still want him to be polite.

But having only just arrived in the country...

Oh, God, I'm nervous now.

..Anita receives a surprise answerphone message.

Oh, God, he's only just been there and he said he wants me

to wire him out some money.

Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable.

-Hello.

-Hi, Mum.

-Hiya, darling, I've just picked up your message.

I want you to tell me everything.

Basically, like, last night... fuck that hurt!

Look, can you concentrate on me?

Hang on, are you messing about, pissing about with the boys

and you've left me a message?

Sorry, hold on.

Yes, yeah, I'm talking now.

I'm in the train. I'm in the toilet in the train. God's sake.

OK, OK. Hold on.

Um, basically, last night, er, fire extinguishers were let off

in our apartment and we've now got to pay 560 euros.

560 euros, you want me to send out to you?

I cannot tell you the level of disappointment I feel.

-All right, I'm so sorry.

-Bye.

-How long have they been there?

-24 hours.

-24 hours.

-Yeah.

And he's got to phone his mother. I'm surprised Asher did that.

-I'm surprised.

-I'm really surprised, honestly.

That's the thing with this holiday, we going to learn a lot, I think,

about our kids that we didn't know.

It's not a brilliant start as Mum has to hand over

Asher's 280 euro share of the fine.

He's immature. He's immature. He's a fool. He's an idiot.

Buffoon!

Buffoon of the first order.

It makes me more nervous because

that was one of the things I didn't tell Charlie.

Don't do any damage because we'll have to foot the bill for it

so I'm really worried about that now.

Hurry up, Charlie!

Charlie's getting ready for his first night on the strip.

My first night on the town tonight.

I've got to make sure I'm looking my best.

He's got blusher on!

Preening complete, the boys are out on the town.

Lights, camera, action!

And away from the watchful eye of Mum and Dad,

Charlie's about to break every rule in the book.

Now that I'm on a mates' holiday and Mum and Dad ain't here,

I'm going to get up to whatever I want.

I'm a free man. I'm 18 and I'll do what I want.

Wahey!

And he does exactly what he wants.

Go, go, go, go!

Dad don't like any of this.

I had pictures on my Facebook of me

with a shisha pipe with my mates and he didn't like it.

Sorry, Dad.

Asher and his mates are also taking advantage

of Kavos' range of quality cocktails.

Oh, fucking hell!

But, tonight, Asher and Charlie are not alone.

-Let hit the strip, guys!

-Yeah, let's go and find them.

Hoping to enjoy the delights of the strip

and catch a glimpse of their sons are the parents.

Oh, God! I think I actually I might be sick.

Yeah, Barrie, you've gone really quiet.

Well, you know, I've got a little bit of nervous tension, I think!

Barrie, you're never nervous, come on.

I just pray that boy's behaving himself.

As Charlie tries his luck with the ladies at the top end of the strip,

the parents' van is getting closer.

I want to see him. I can't see him.

If the parents get spotted by any of the teenagers, it's game over.

I see nice girls.

Concentrate, Barrie!

SPEECH INAUDIBLE OVER MUSIC

Cos I'm skinny!

I've got a big sausage, though!

And it nearly is all over before it's even begun

as Charlie rushes the van.

HE BANGS ON WINDOW

-Oh, my God! Was that Charlie?

-That was Charlie!

-No!

-That was him.

Shit!

-How do you feel?

-Where's my boy?

Oh, that was brilliant!

With the parents in bed,

the Welsh lads are partying the only way they know how...like mad.

And Turts is proving a hit with the ladies.

And, for now, faithful Asher isn't tempted.

The boys have pulled about 50 between us.

If I was single, it'd be about 150 between us.

The girls out here are easy, like. They give it away for free, so...

I'm just wingmanning at the moment so it's fine.

Whilst Asher's trying not to get lucky,

Charlie and his mates are trying the opposite.

Give me a little kiss!

We're having an absolute bubble!

We've only just started, really, to be honest,

and we're already way on our way.

We're having a right laugh!

The boys hit one of Kavos' busiest nightspots where one

of the main attractions is their nightly fire stunt.

But with the party in full swing

and the boys topped up on booze, the evening takes a dangerous turn...

..as Ryan B is set on fire.

Right, this is getting silly now.

On the right side?

When you say you fell in the burning fire,

what kind of fire was it?

-It was an alcohol fire.

-Alcohol fire.

They set it alight and I went to jump on one of my mates

and I fell into it.

I almost burnt the back of my arm.

That's what happens when you're pissed, really.

I'm so pissed!

An abrupt end to the night means Charlie's heading home with just the boys.

Hey, there's our stairs. I don't know how I'm going to get up them.

And his mission to lose his virginity will have to wait for another night.

Yeah, boy!

I decided to go and meet some girl at half seven.

After a heavy night on the strip,

it's time for a conquest count for Welsh lotharios Turts and Wilson.

Oh, I got a picture of you with this girl bent over on the bum.

-Who, me?

-Yeah.

-Class!

-She's pretty fit, like.

-Is she?

-Yeah.

-Did I pull her?

-Yeah, you did.

-Sound!

But Asher stayed faithful to his girlfriend back home,

which is hard in a place like Kavos.

He's having a good time but he wishes he could

do so much more things, like.

And he wishes he could go out with the boys, like, more.

Because, obviously, he loves his girlfriend so he's like,

"What can I not do...?" to, like, you know...

Fuck 'em. One life, live it.

Girls are the hot topic for the Cambridge boys, too.

Our mission of the holiday is to get Charlie laid because he's a virgin.

Cos he's a virgin!

The lads are always on my case about it. We'll see what happens.

I don't care if I do or don't. I'm a cool kid.

If I want to lose it, I'll lose it.

-I reckon he needs a bit more pushing, like.

-Yeah, he does.

Saying he's got a massive cock!

Telling all the girls he's got a 12-inch wang!

I wouldn't say 12. 11½.

-Well, well, well!

-What's happening, Big Man?

The Welsh lads have torn themselves away from the girls

to indulge in another of Kavos' finer attractions,

the exhilarating art of doughnuting.

I've seen pictures of it and the people are, like, sky-high

and everyone's saying how much, like, crazy it is, so fuck.

It's going to be thrills, spills

and, according to the owner, a little messy.

You wouldn't like to shit your pants, right?

Please do not shit in my rings because you have to clean them up.

But it's not what's in the water they should be scared of.

It's what's on the cliff top.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME

# Doo, doo, doo-doo. Doo, doo, doo-doo. #

This is Mission Impossible, right?

Anita and Jill have hiked their way to a secret hiding spot.

-I think you should be ducking, Jill, a little bit.

-OK.

It's Anita's first big test. On holiday in Italy with Mum aged nine,

Asher nearly drowned when a strong current swept him out to sea.

Ever since then, Anita has been terrified of him going anywhere near water.

-What are they going to be doing on this water?

-Well, something wet.

I'm hoping that it will be cathartic,

seeing him in the water, enjoying himself.

Will I be cured? I'm hoping so. I really hope so.

-You like to go fast, yeah?

-Yeah, as fast as possible.

Well, you're going to go fast as fuck.

It's not kicking in, my fear of water, now because, like,

you know, you're in a boat but I haven't thought about it actually.

Fuck! I'll be fine.

But fuck it! You've got to do it, ain't you?

-There he is.

-No!

-you can't miss him.

I'm not focusing it very well.

Look at me.

Look!

You big nana! You've got your flaming sunglasses on!

Wait a minute!

-Now have a go.

-I think that's better.

-Is that better?!

-Oh, my goodness!

They're not going to just shoot off, are they, and drag them?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, stay on. Please stay on, Asher.

Oh, how can that be fun?

Oh, my Lord! I don't want to watch.

-I'm... I'm almost...

-Oh, they're bouncing into each other now.

-Oh, God!

-Do you feel sick, Anita?

-I don't want to see any more.

-I wouldn't mind going on there now.

-There we are. You should do that.

That would cure us, wouldn't it? That would be fantastic therapy.

That's fucking awesome!

I'll have to check your pants now!

Well, they're going back in. How fabulous. How fantastic.

-And he's safe. I'm really, really so thrilled I've seen this.

-Oh, good.

That was absolutely insane.

That was amazing, one of the best things I've ever done.

I think what a fabulous way to have therapy, just, you know,

I'm going to let go.

I did think, "Fuck this, I've got to let go."

All right then, guys, we've got 28 shots going in it.

-Go on, then.

-Go for it, bro.

Another night and another chance for the Cambridge boys to go wild.

Dad went to me, "Don't make yourself look like a right tit."

After this, we're going to look like a tit.

Three, two, one, go!

Was that good? Strong enough? Bit more?

Bastards! Do you know how long this takes?

Charlie's making the most of his time away from his parents

and those parents are a lot nearer than he thinks,

and they're getting closer.

So we're off to go and spy on Charlie, then.

Oh, it's really exciting. I can't wait.

I just don't know.

It just doesn't seem real that we're going to be that close, sort of...

with him live, out, doing whatever he's getting up to, basically.

With his parents heading his way, Charlie's in high spirits...

..and he's heading to one of the most raucous bars on the island...

Come and have a dentist's chair, sunshine!

..for a chance to experience the stupor-inducing dentist's chair.

How pissed are you?

The risks are high as the parents pass within feet of the bar.

Here's Charlie.

It's really nerve-racking cos he's only literally just behind us.

He must be just literally over our shoulders here.

Oh, this is not what a mum wants to see.

CROWD: Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!

What are they shouting out?

"Virgin!" they're shouting out, ain't they?

CROWD: Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!

CROWD BOOS

It looks like he's not going to get himself absolutely drunk

because he said, "No, I've had enough."

-Yeah, he did stop.

-So he's being responsible tonight.

He got up and walked off.

CROWD: Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!

Upset by the taunts,

Charlie walks off out of range of the parents' monitor.

Why didn't they like me?

They all hated me.

How did they know I was a virgin?

-Oi! How the fuck...

-They're wankers in there, mate.

How the...how the fuck did they know I'm a virgin?

They were shouting out...

They were saying that to the other boys. Don't worry.

Hey, boys, are we going back on the strip or are we going back on the strip?

We're going back on the strip.

Determined to put it behind him and have some fun,

Charlie heads back to the bar, in range of Mum and Dad.

That really makes you want to go out and say, "Look, do you mind?"

Are we going to get more to drunk, then? Come on, boy!

See, this is a side of Charlie that I've never seen.

He looks like lad Charlie. He wants to be like one of the lads.

I don't like to see that.

I probably will have words with him about the way

he's sort of with the girls here.

For dad Barrie,

seeing his son in a new light is having a profound effect.

I'm finding it really hard just to, you know, because I'm his father

and I don't want him to sort of, like, grow up, basically.

I just want him to be my little boy, you know?

I feel a bit of a hypocrite, really, because I've been there

and done it and I'm holding that poor boy back.

Well, I have been for so many years.

And I know that I've got to let go

and it's just such a hard thing to do.

-What, down all that... Straws?

-Just down it.

The Welsh boys are hard at it

and they've come up with a novel way to plan their evening.

Decided that the best option would be to flip a coin.

It came up heads so we're having a heavy one again, I reckon.

Following his friends' lead,

Asher gives the other revellers more than they bargained for.

But his girlfriend will be pleased to know he's only attracting

male attention tonight.

As the Cambridge boys party into the night,

attentions have turned to the fairer sex and everyone is getting lucky...

..all except Charlie who is determined that tonight will be his lucky night

and opts for a more direct approach.

Undeterred, Charlie keeps on searching.

Will tonight finally be his lucky night?

After a big night drinking and going on the pull,

the boys are beginning to stir and they're not the only ones.

It appears it was a big night for Charlie.

But was it the night he hoped for.

Caught Charlie having sex last night.

All you could see was his little white arse!

How are you feeling, Charlie?

I'm feeling all right. I'm a bit shaky.

But it'll be all right.

I'm cold. That air con gets really cold, doesn't it?

-Didn't you have somebody to keep you warm?

-Nah.

I didn't have anyone to keep me warm.

Yeah, I had someone to keep me warm. She was only giving me a cuddle.

Despite the overwhelming evidence, Charlie's in denial.

I swear to God.

We succeeded with Charlie Rawles.

He got his willy wet!

So that's one thing off the list.

Round of applause for Charl.

Whilst the facts are still coming to light this morning about Charlie's conquest...

-Scary moment.

-Yes.

..the parents are yet to catch up on the events from yesterday.

This is when I get nervous.

-Oh, the trousers are off.

-Oh, they're mine!

-He's in his knickers.

-No!

If Asher pulls that out, he's never done that before.

Oh, they're still on. Oh, they're coming off!

He's pissed. Totally pissed. His hand's down there now.

Oh, he's going to have a quick scratch while he's down there.

They're your mother's trousers.

That's so funny.

Don't tell the world he's wearing his mother's trousers.

-Oh, God, no!

-What's the matter with you?

My concern has been, prior to coming out here,

that Asher would succumb to peer pressure.

I think, so far, Asher has succumbed to peer pressure,

no doubt about it, seeing him there.

I wonder, by the end of the week, will we actually see him going,

"You know what, boys? Not acceptable."

It'll be interesting to see if Charlie puts that on his hair.

Go on, get it on your head!

Wahey! Well done!

Oh, it ain't moved!

Oh, Charlie wouldn't like her. No!

-No!

-Charlie!

-That, I didn't like.

-No.

I don't like that.

So there will be words with him.

Sorry, Dad.

-I don't... I don't like that.

-What is it?

-It's laughing gas.

It's the stuff they give you when you're in an ambulance.

Well, he'll be in an ambulance in a minute.

No, I don't like that.

I mean, I'm not disappointed in seeing him doing that

because it's there, they're going to try it.

I think at the start of it, I was, like, I don't want him to do any of them things.

As a parent I was, like, you know, guarding him close,

and now I feel that holding him back for all of them years,

he just wants to go out there now

and try all the things that he's been missing out on, basically.

Good boy, really, cos you're living your life.

You give him your blessing.

You're living your life now and Dad no longer has got that influence over you

and I say, "Good for him."

Today, the Cambridge boys are heading out

for every teenager's favourite holiday activity, the booze cruise.

Joining them aboard are the boys from Wales.

I'm not ready to get back on it yet.

Three nights of heavy partying has started to take its toll on Asher.

I drank way too much.

Asher right now is a fragile mess.

Look at him!

Whilst Asher enjoys the snooze cruise...

You lot have to pass it only using your mouth.

..a newly confident Charlie

is throwing himself into the drinking games, tongue first.

Five spins. One, two, go! Run, run, run, run!

Away from the games,

Charlie's reflecting on what happened last night.

Before I came away, I was giving it the "Yeah, I want to lose my V plates on holiday,"

but I kind of wish I hadn't.

I wanted to keep them for a little bit longer.

I wanted to play on the fact cos the girls were loving it but now that's gone.

I'm just going to have to be in denial and say,

"No, I've still got it." I'll just lie about it.

It's not how I wanted it to be.

I wanted it to be special, but Kavos has taken it from me.

Back on the boat, and the party's in full swing

and the lads have all met up.

Can everyone give Charlie a big round of applause

because last night he did actually lose his virginity?!

But little do they know

the parents are about to gatecrash the booze cruise.

I can see the boys as clear as a bell on that boat.

They're just literally not far away from us, are they?

-No. Is that Charlie dancing? He's just going to jump in.

-Whereabouts?

-Yeah, I see.

-You see him? That's Charlie.

He's going to jump in, I think. He's facing us now.

That's brilliant! Here, do you want to have a look through those?

It's lovely to see him.

I saw Charlie and he did a wonderful swallow dive

off the side of the boat.

I can see all these kids and it's making me feel quite seasick.

It's really funny, looking through these things.

Everyone get in quickly because the boat's about to go.

I thought I saw him in the water, then.

Look at them over there, An, they're doing YMCA in the water.

It's really funny.

# Young man, there's no need to feel down

# I said, young man... #

They're trying to do YMCA without sinking.

# Y-M-C-A

# It's fun to stay at the Y-M-CA... #

Right, everybody be careful now we don't see them.

-Get down!

-Yeah, get down, get down!

-We're right next to that one.

-We're that close, they can see us.

Look, they're looking over.

-Oh, no! Get down! Down.

-I wanted to look!

-Oh, my God!

-I really wanted to look!

They're all looking!

-Are they waving?

-We are so close.

Did you see anything?

For overprotective dad Barrie, spying on his son

is having an unexpected effect.

When Lisa had her accident, from that day on, I just wanted

to keep my family so close that nothing could happen to them.

And, through doing that, I've held my children back

from experiencing life and there's a time when you need to let go.

And I realise now that the time for Charlie is now.

I want to run down there now and pick him up and say,

"Charlie, I realise what a twat I've been.

"I did it for the right reasons

"and I'm sorry that I've held you back for so many years."

I didn't want to say this on camera.

I didn't want to do this on camera.

I love my children.

I'd die for my children, like...any other parent would do,

and...I love that boy so much.

And this experience has opened up all my emotions

that I'd kept locked up for so long.

And I'm glad, I'm so glad, that it's out now and I've been able

to talk about it and get it out so we can all move on as a family.

Barrie's got a lot of issues he's dealing with

and I think it's going to do him the world of good.

That pressure of trying to tell him

all the time how to live his life has gone and it's such a relief.

It'll definitely be a relief for Charlie.

-Yeah, it will be for him.

-He's going to be, "Thank you!"

On the strip, Asher's living the dream, partying around the clock...

..again.

Tonight, the brakes are off and, full of cheap booze and bravado,

Asher makes a dangerous split-second decision...

..and hitches a lift on a fast-moving bus.

The Cambridge boys are taking things a little slower,

heading home for a game of cards.

But hiding in the room next door are Charlie's parents.

Armed with a new sense of respect, they're keen to see him

-in his natural habitat.

-Now let's do some drinking games.

Mum and Dad still haven't had the bombshell news of Charlie's overnight guest.

Are we going to smash it tonight or what?

Well, I'm going to smash it.

If she wants round two, mate, fuck it, I might as well give it to her.

Oh, dear me!

Hello. Who's this?

Georgia. Where are ya?

-'Erm, I don't know. Where are you?'

-I don't know. You want round two?

'Yeah!'

He's not my son so I'm all right with that.

You need some more pussy, you do.

You've had your practice now it's for the fucking main course.

He wouldn't do that, would he?

I don't know. He's on holiday, isn't he?

He doesn't treat girls like that.

He doesn't just take a random girl back to bed. He wouldn't do that.

He wouldn't do it at home

so I don't see why he should do it on holiday.

-Yeah, but, again, it's peer pressure.

-So?

-It's Frankie trying to say...

-He will not do that. I don't care.

"You're getting the main course tonight." He's getting pushed in.

BARRIE COUGHS

Sorry.

You're lucky they're in the bedroom.

They didn't hear that.

Stop looking at yourself in the fucking mirror.

Hey, look, if you looked as pretty as me,

you'd look at yourself in the mirror.

Good on ya, boy!

Charlie heads back onto the strip,

leaving his mother clinging on to the hope that he is still a virgin.

Did you just fart?

Did someone just fart?

Tonight, Asher knows no boundaries.

I'm in fucking disarray, like.

D-I-S-S-A-R-A-Y.

It's the fourth night of resisting temptation

to cheat on his girlfriend and, after one cheap cocktail too many,

he makes his second mistake of the night and crumbles.

I genuinely fucked up on a major extent.

I've cheated on my girlfriend like a prick.

And I just feel stupid right now.

I fucked up so badly.

He may be feeling sorry for himself but, within moments,

Asher's changed his tune.

You know what? Fuck it! I'm going to live my life once.

And that's the problem. And I'm worried about it.

Fuck 'em! Let's go get some more drinks.

But Asher doesn't get as far as the bar.

-Do you want to be with me? Yes or no.

-Yes.

Well, be with me, then.

All right? Just be with me.

After a bit of smooching, Asher heads off alone.

I've got the Frosties on the go.

We're going to get fucking blindo on Frosties.

Five in the morning and, at the boys' flat,

wild man Wilson's been left to party alone.

Bit of brekkie for him in the morning.

I don't think Asher and Liam came home.

They're obviously with some birds right now.

I don't have a fucking clue where they are.

When Turts returns, the boys are less than sympathetic about Asher.

Asher - what a fucking ledge!

He's got no respect for his girlfriend.

I'm glad he's having a hell of a time. Fair do's, like.

He's fucked after necking that drink.

Why have you got Frosties?

I was fucking starving!

Asher has woken up to the realisation that he cheated on his girlfriend.

Slipped up so badly.

What's going to happen?

I can't even remember what she looks like.

Genuinely don't trust myself any more.

On this holiday, you can't hide from anything you've done.

The parents are about to catch up on what they missed yesterday.

OK, what surprises have we got today, then?

-Oh, it's a bus.

-Oh, my God!

-Oh, he's riding on the back of the bus.

-No!

Get off there!

This is ridiculous. Completely selfish.

Completely only thinking of himself.

Back on the drink.

He's taking anything. Doesn't know what's in it.

Not a clue what's in it.

Disgusting.

Right, OK.

-OK, you don't want this to be seen, you stupid fool.

-Oh, dear.

-That doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

-It doesn't, does it?

That doesn't surprise me in the slightest...

Oh, I really didn't want him to do that.

..because he's such a little shit.

You know what? Take responsibility now. I wash my hands.

I wash my hands. All the bullshit that he talks about.

I wash my hands.

Get on with it, Asher. Take responsibility.

I mean, that is one of my things with Charlie.

I don't want to see my son do that,

get off with a girl on holiday, just a random girl in a club.

Hitch up with her, off they go.

If he's been with someone out here, you deserve all you get, mate.

Maybe, actually, I need to see all this, and go,

"Let me take this apron off and let me hang it up.

"Job done. I've done my job."

-Oh. Charlie, with a girl.

-Not necessarily.

No, that's the other Ryan.

No, it's not because the hair's too long for Ryan.

-It's a girl.

-It's a young lady.

We succeeded with Charlie Rawles. He got his willy wet.

That's not how I wanted it to be. I wanted it to be special,

but Kavos has taken it from me.

See, he told me that he wanted it to be special.

Yeah, he was waiting for the right girl, wasn't he?

Charlie did say to me that if he goes with a girl,

he wants it to be, like he said, special.

It was something that he said to me that he wanted to do.

It wasn't me saying to him.

But these boys, they were on a mission for that to happen

and it makes me sick,

physically sick, to know those two boys tried to do that to my son.

He's 18. He doesn't need boys to tell him when to go with a girl.

I felt quite sorry for him, to be honest.

He said that it's not with that special someone

so he still is taking on board our values that we've sort of

drummed into him, which I'm really pleased about.

So I'm proud that I heard him say that after.

That really did please me.

In less than 24 hours, the parents will surprise the teenagers.

But Charlie's already missing Mum and Dad and decides to call home.

How you doing? You all right, Grandad?

It's Charlie. Oi, Grandad, I'm having a wicked time so far.

There's lots of girls.

Yeah. You'd love it, Grandad.

Yeah, no, exactly. You'd love it.

They're all in miniskirts and...

No, they love a man with experience!

CHARLIE LAUGHS

Is Mum and Dad there?

Charlie's parents aren't at home.

PINK PANTHER THEME

They're in his hotel room.

Bit stinky!

Dirty, smelly, grubby boys. Ugh!

What's it like? A bit messy, is it?

Absolute disgusting.

Look at the state of that bed.

Fire extinguisher. That's where the fire extinguisher was.

Look at the state of this.

-Did he get to unpack?

-Erm, yeah, on the floor.

I'm going to count the condoms that I put in here.

Not a condom in there.

Anita, over there.

Oh, look.

Oh! Shush, shush, shush!

They're using them.

Oh! I know where to look - the bin in the bathroom.

Oh, there's a packet of condoms down there.

But I'm not going to look in them because that's none of my business.

Beds together. What does that mean?

Looking for any sperm.

-Come on, Anita. I think we've risked it enough now.

-OK.

I'll switch the light off.

After this, every boy in Britain is not going to feel ashamed

from straightening their hair.

Lisa and Barrie have got the message from Grandad that

Charlie's been in touch

and decide to risk calling him themselves.

-Hello, Mum. You all right?

-Hello, darling. Are you all right?

-Yeah.

-Are you being safe?

-Been keeping yourself safe, yeah?

-Yeah.

Dad wants to say a quick hello. Hang on.

-Hello, Rawlesy, boy. You all right?

-Yeah, you all right, Dad?

-You lost your virginity, Charlie!

-Yeah, yeah, I'm having a good time.

-Good lad.

-Oi, Barrie, he lost his virginity!

I'll see you a bit later, Dad.

Yeah, all right, then. Love you, boy.

All right, see you later. Love you, Dad.

-He has not got a clue.

-Do you know what Frankie was shouting out in the background?

-What?

-"Guess what, Barrie? Charlie's lost his virginity!"

-Oh-h!

That's for me to tell him, not you.

Charlie and Asher's time on the island of Corfu is drawing to an end.

This holiday's been absolutely phenomenal.

Brilliant memories, just, you know, class nights

and blown off a lot of steam this week.

In terms of how I've changed, I don't know,

I think I'm just more accepting and more impulsive, I reckon.

And some of the best memories I'll ever have now

because of not, like, thinking about things too much.

I feel really free being here with my mates. No-one to tell me what to do.

No parents to think, "Oh, I'm not allowed to do that."

And I couldn't have wanted more.

It's been a wicked first holiday and I wouldn't have changed a thing.

There we go. Here's the sun.

I feel like I have rebelled a little bit from Dad's will,

quite a lot from Dad's points.

We have got excessively drunk which he told me we're not allowed to.

I've jumped on a couple of quad bikes. He told me not to.

But I understand why Dad does worry about me a lot

because I'm exactly like he was when he was younger

and he didn't think about things.

He just did it and then thought about it later.

I need to be more responsible, I know that, but I'm only young once

and I want to make the most of it.

The moment has come for Barrie and Lisa to reveal themselves

to Charlie.

I am nervous, really nervous, but I'm really excited at the same time.

So I can't wait, really. Just can't wait to get down there.

I'd like to say how proud I am of him.

Obviously, there's a few little issues we're going to have to have a few words about.

And, yeah, should be good.

-Looking forward to it?

-Oh, my God. I'm nervous now.

-Nervous.

-I am looking forward to it. I can't wait. I can't wait.

Charlie and his friends are heading to one of their favourite bars.

Right then, guys. Remember when you had melons on your head, yeah?

These are going to be blind melons

and you're not going to be able to see what you're putting on.

So I've got the first melon here.

-Ready? On your head.

-What am I doing after this?

Wait there, I've got to get the rest of the melons. Wait there, lads.

As the boys prepare for some tomfoolery, what they don't realise

is that Barrie and Lisa are approaching from a side entrance.

One second, bro. One second.

Hey, stop it!

My nose is in here, all right, and that hurts.

It tastes quite nice in here.

THEY CHEER

No way! You've stitched me up. Oh, my God!

Charlie, we've been here all week, mate. We've seen everything.

Seen some bird in your bed, mate.

Dad, I tell you, she weren't ginger when I took her back.

We see you lifting them girls' tops up

and we're going to have to have a few words about that.

-What girls' tops up?

-You were drunk.

-Quite a few of them.

-Showing their tips and bits and...

Charlie, we are proud of you.

You've handled yourself brilliant on this holiday.

-Love you.

-Love you, too.

I'm just still shocked. I don't even know what to say. I'm really happy.

-I'm glad you're here, as long as you're not in a mood with me.

-No.

We're really pleased we got to see that side of you that we never knew.

But, don't worry, we won't be coming on the next one!

Too right, you ain't!

Asher and the boys have hit the go-karting track.

At the other end of town,

Anita and Jill are getting ready to surprise Asher.

Feeling nervous.

Really quite anxious because I think it can go either way.

I think I want to get it over with.

Let's do it, please.

As Turts is declared go-karting champion,

Anita and Jill make their move.

Asher, the best one was when you tried to push me off the track

and you went flying over the fucking tyres!

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

-I thought...

-It's not driving cars, yeah. It's driving go-karts.

..champers all night the night before and thought,

"Oh, I can't be arsed with this."

Oh, my fucking God!

He wasn't expecting that!

You're on camera. Look as if you love me. I love you.

Where have you been, then?

-Everywhere.

-Fuck off!

-Wherever you've been, I swear.

Oh, Asher, I've seen your bum, your naked bum!

Oh, my God!

With the excitement over,

Anita finally gets a chance for some alone time with Asher.

I can't believe I'm in Corfu with my mum.

All this talk about independence and then, suddenly, who pops up? Anita.

Can I just remind you, darling?

You weren't here 24 hours and you were phoning Mummy for what?

-For money.

-For money. Let's not lose sight of that.

-I know.

You know your jumping on a coach, I would love to be able to blame somebody else for that,

that it wasn't your doing.

Because what you did, all those people that care about you

and saw you, and even if they didn't, all those strangers,

-if they'd seen you coming off that coach...

-Fair enough.

-Can you see where I'm coming from?

-Fair enough.

-Enjoy this youth. Enjoy yourself.

Be respectful, and particularly to girls, women.

-No, I've messed up there.

-Sorry?

-I messed up there.

-I need to talk about it, to be honest.

-OK.

-But stay clean, you know. Use condoms.

-Yes, OK.

-Do a check in the clinic.

-All right, OK!

-I can't.

-I see that now.

There's some things we don't have to speak about.

-Some things we do.

-No.

-I'm going to write you a letter.

Why would you write me a letter? I live in the same house as you.

Well, because you're not letting me talk.

I'm a bit ashamed of what I've done, obviously, but it was funny.

-Love you.

-This holiday's been brilliant, though.

I've had a really good time. I wouldn't take it back for the world.

-Never trust you again.

-I've never trusted you.

I've never trusted you, not once.

I think that Asher and I

will have grown stronger as a result of this but very, very proud of him.

I couldn't be more proud of him.

It's been a week of spying but now

Barrie and Lisa can finally meet up and talk with Charlie.

What did you think of what I got up to?

You enjoyed yourself, had plenty of fun. That's what you come away for.

Watching you and hearing the stories that were coming out,

it triggered emotions that were in the back of my head

that had been kept locked away for a long, long time.

I realised, like, when Mum had her accident, I didn't want

you out of my sight no more and I was very protective over you.

And I've really... I've held you back and I shouldn't have done that

but I'd like to say sorry for doing that.

You don't need to say sorry, Dad.

We won't pull the reins in any more.

I might be able to tell you a bit more, so this could work out good for both of us.

Well, that's what I'm hoping.

I'm glad that, all right, youse were at the end of my holiday.

It didn't bother me that much. I'm glad you came, to an extent.

But now that I've just heard

what you've just said and that's just made everything worth it.

But, overall, the whole holiday, I'm so proud that you're my son.

-I'm so pleased.

-Don't think you're getting let off the hook, though.

I am going to get you back!

Oh, no doubt you will. I'm sure.

This whole experience has been a complete life-changer.

Not just that I've gone on my first lads' holiday,

but the fact that my parents have seen the completely other side of me

and I can be myself a lot more around them

and everything's going to change from here on.

-Love you both.

-Love you too.

-Tell me how much you love me.

I love you loads.

-I don't think it could have gone any better, yeah?

-No, that's right.

We've really enjoyed it.

It's been an absolutely amazing experience

and I recommend it to any parent.

Next time,

a good boy goes bad, a bad girl goes wild...

I'm sorry. Stop filming.

..and a parent walks out, in the hotbed of hedonism, Ayia Napa.

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# And oh, my God, I can't believe it

# I've never been this far away from home... #

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