Ayia Napa Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents

This programme contains some strong language.

The freedom of your first-ever holiday with your mates.

Where everyone's up for it.

And anything goes.

Cheap booze,

dirty dancing and that all-=important independence.

A chance to get away from Mum and Dad.

Sorry, Dad.

If my mum saw me right she'd be like... what?

But on this holiday the parents are coming, too.

Secretly watching.

Sophie!

Sneakily spying.

I can't stand it!

And outrageously hiding.

Get down!

All top see if their kids

can stand on their own two feet.

SCREAMING

-I think it was pretty disgusting.

-She's gone for a Vajazzle.

This is not what a mum wants to see.

I'm sorry, stop filming.

But will it bring them closer together?

I love that boy so much!

Or drive them further apart?

You're nicked!

Coming up, a good boy goes bad.

I don't think I should go home, I think I should stay out.

A bad girl goes wild.

I probably will be branded a slapper of Ayia Napa.

Stop filming.

And a parent walks out.

In the hotbed of hedonism, Ayia Napa.

As 18-year-old virgin, Tom Price...

My mum is definitely scary.

..cuts the apron strings from his super-strict mum, Jane...

Be aware, Tom, I'm coming.

..to take his first taste of freedom.

And 20-year-old party girl, Lyndsey,

lives the high life at the expense of her doting mum and dad.

She's never going to spell the words out there?

But how will the parents cope

when they see what their little treasures are really like?

As the secretly spy on their every move.

We know what you've been up to!

And give Lyndsey and Tom a holiday they'll never forget.

We've been seeing what you've been up to, and you.

Oh, God!

Come on,

we said we're going to the bank to get your euros, so come on.

18-year-old Tom is finding life hard.

He's the youngest of three brothers and the last to fly the nest.

Making sure he flies straight is his mum, Jane.

Don't go swimming with alcohol.

That's your passport - guard it with your life,

and don't jump off the cliffs!

I'm not going to jump off cliffs!

My mum is definitely the boss

of the household. She can be quite scary if you get on the wrong side of her.

Hopefully I've brought him up so that he will respect everybody.

I wouldn't like to think that Tom's going out there creating mayhem.

You will be careful?

I never swear in front of my mum. It's something you don't do.

Because my brother once swore in front of my mum

and he got his mouth washed out with soap, literally.

My friends say that I am a strict mum.

If that wasn't enough, Tom's also itching to bust out

of backwater life in rural Leicestershire.

I live in a village and it is just not that good as a teenager

because no-one's around and there's nothing to do.

The nearest town is Loughborough.

It is quite boring here.

With home life not cutting it,

Tom can't wait to take his first taste of freedom.

I am going to let loose on this holiday seeing as there's no parents.

It's just going to be mental. Because girls, there are no limits on girls.

There are no limits on drinking. There are no limits on activities.

You can literally do anything.

This is, actually, Tom going away, being responsible for himself.

That's a scary thought.

Joining Tom on the great escape are his three best mates.

A flower bra would be pretty Ayia Napa.

There's wingman Finn, Tom's partner on the pull.

-Fat, muscly guy.

-Hard-core Henry, who's always up for a laugh.

I am buying a mankini.

And, finally, gentle giant Rhys, the guardian of the group.

Like the good friends they are,

there's only one thing they all want out of this holiday.

Goal one. Get Tom laid.

My sex life is completely... there is none at the minute.

I don't have a sex life.

He's a virgin and we all plan to help him.

Those are my lucky pair of boxers.

But if he does get lucky, his mum doesn't want to know about it.

I think that if Tom actually took a girlfriend back to a hotel room,

I think I would be quite embarrassed.

Let's be hard-core.

Also hitting the holiday trail is 20-year-old unemployed care worker and full-time party girl,

Lyndsey from Sunderland.

My parents think I'm this innocent, little girl.

But they don't know what happens behind closed doors

or what goes on on a night out.

Smasher.

She's very secretive, she doesn't tell us very much. She's deep.

She'll go out

and I'll say, "Lyndsey, where you going?"

"I'm not telling you, you don't need to know."

I think they think I'll just go out, have a few drinks.

When I do stop out on a night, I'm like,

"Oh, we had a good night, we ended up back at the lasses."

When, really, I ended up in a hotel room with a lad.

They might only know the half of it

but Debs and Graeme are worried about

where their only child's life is heading.

At the minute, 20 year old, she just wants to party

and live her life. I'm thinking, "No, you got to go out,

"you got to work before you get older and settle down.

"Get yourself a bit of a career, get yourself a good job."

I was a carer, I lost the job. I was on a six-month trial.

I slept in and, to be fair, I had someone back

so I couldn't really go in anyway.

Can you come and help us pack?

You'll be having long trousers

and I might even go as far as putting a chastity belt in.

With no job, Lyndsey's partying is being bankrolled by Mum and Dad.

From being a child,

she's had everything what we didn't have.

We always we were going to have one, give her everything we didn't get.

-And if she doesn't get her own way she just takes a...

-Kicks off.

-You need some Super Noodles.

-Shut up.

-No, you do.

-I'm not taking food.

You're taking in Super Noodles and you're taking Cup a Soup

-so you don't dehydrate.

-I don't eat...

Despite having things her own way at home,

Lyndsey still wants to spread her wings.

Living in Sunderland is, it's the worst,

there's nowt keeping us here.

Abroad is definitely heaven for me. Definitely, definitely.

That's why I want to move there for.

I say to her, "Do it, you'll never be able to cope on your own."

-She never will.

-I don't think she's ready to look after herself yet, no.

Also swapping Sunderland for Cyprus are Lyndsey's partners in partying.

What happens in Napa, stays in Napa.

I'm not going on holiday for culture.

-Best mate Sara.

-I'm just planning on not sleeping.

And Sara's hairdressing friend Alex.

In Leicestershire, it's time for Tom to say goodbye to his dad,

-escape his mother's clutches...

-Think about what you're doing.

..and hit the road to freedom.

If only they knew that I'm going to see what's on this holiday.

In Sunderland, Lyndsey and the girls are escaping the north-east summer

to head to the Med.

-I'll tell you again, be safe.

-We will.

-Give us a hug.

You're getting us wet.

-See you next week, flower, enjoy yourself.

-I will. Bye.

We're going out in 24 hours. She's going to crazy.

Woo! Napa!

Ayia Napa, nestling in the south-east of Cyprus,

famous for its beaches and watersports.

But better known as the hedonist heaven

that offers all-night parties,

bucket-loads of booze and anything goes attitude.

But the boys are going nowhere.

They've hit gridlocked traffic caused by an accident.

We've just arrived at Gatwick airport,

five minutes after our flight has been scheduled to leave.

If we run we still won't make it.

With the flight re-booked for tomorrow,

Tom and his mates have checked in to a hotel in Gatwick

and are spending a quiet night indoors.

I want to be out there clubbing and I have to wait an extra day

to get out there so it's a bit, yeah, I feel a bit gutted.

It's 11pm and the girls have arrived in Cyprus

and are on their way to Ayia Napa.

I can see hotels now. I'm getting excited cos I can see hotels.

Our new home for a week, let's go.

-It's an absolute dive.

-It's a bit of a dive.

-Oh, we've got air con.

-Oh, turn it on.

-It's on.

-Is it? Fuck.

Napa, woo!

Despite their accommodation, the girls are in the mood to party

and the male population of Ayia Napa had better watch out

because Lyndsey's on the pull.

-Raped?

-You're getting raped off three lasses, aye.

Yeah!

I probably will be branded a slapper of Ayia Napa

but, end of the day, I couldn't give two fucks

because I'm young, free, single, I'm enjoying my life.

You only live once. That's the way I see it, anyway.

But Lyndsey's mum and dad see things differently.

I would really like Lyndsey to go out there with the girls,

enjoy herself but keep her dignity, keep her self-respect,

don't go, why, as we would say, don't go shagging about.

In Gatwick, the boys are also on the pull.

We saw two girls at the bar and then, basically,

we figured out that we saw them on the lift and we followed them

and Tom's going to knock on the door.

I'm not going to knock on the door. This is so stupid.

Holiday goal number one is to help their mate lose his virginity.

So, the lads are keen for Tom to make contact.

-Hey.

-Hi.

We were wondering if you wanted to come round for tea and coffee

-or something.

-OK.

Moments later,

the neighbours arrive and the tea party is underway.

Really good.

TOM LAUGHS

-My favourite film's The Exorcist.

-Yeah.

-Have you seen it?

-Yes.

-It's so scary.

-Yes.

With Tom's chat-up lines not going down quite as well as the tea,

it's not long until the girls call it a night.

At a late-night pool party in Napa,

Lyndsey and the Sunderland girls are trying a more direct approach

with the opposite sex.

My friend Alex is actually behind that rock having sex with a boy

who she's just met in the pool.

He was all right.

We played a bit of badminton.

After kissing goodbye to their new friends,

at 7am, the girls finally call it a night.

When did daylight come? Like, seriously.

BOTH: # Daylight come and we wanna go home. #

In Sunderland, Lyndsey's mum and dad, Deb and Graeme,

are about to head off to Cyprus to spy on their daughter.

I hope she's not taking drugs. If I see her taking drugs, I, phwww.

I'm hoping to learn, really, that she can be open with us

in the future and that she can trust us.

She'll think, "Well, you've seen what I go on like now, Mum,

-"so I can be able to tell you a lot more."

-Tell you, aye.

Without her shouting and screaming, "Keep out my life, butt out."

In Leicestershire, Tom's mum Jane is about to head off too.

I think I want to go to Ayia Napa just to see

whether the stories are true about these 18 to 30 experiences.

And see whether Tom is going to go with the crowd

or whether he's going to stand back

and be the character that I know, or I feel, he is.

Due to work commitments, Tom's dad can't go on holiday.

So joining Jane is family friend Karon.

She knows exactly what Jane's going through because her son Rhys

is Tom's best friend and both boys are heading to Napa together.

I'm hoping to see that I actually have done a good job

of bringing Rhys up to be decent person who I can be proud of.

OK, boys, here we come.

-Go.

-It's the start of night two in Napa

and the girls have already been drinking for some time.

But after getting back at 7am this morning, Sara can't hack the pace

and is heading back to the hotel.

Is it all right if we go out? Are you going to be all right in here?

While Lyndsey and Alex dance their way on to the strip,

the boys have finally arrived in Napa and are at their hotel,

Raring to go, Tom's already trying to work the moves on the ladies.

Hiya.

-She saw Tom and she cringed.

-Do you want half a Carlsberg?

-Yeah.

-Get your arse out.

-I thought you just guessed, I was like, what.

-Yeah!

While Tom's getting an eyeful and Lyndsey's had a skinful...

..at the airport, their parents have landed.

-Hi. I'm Jane, I'm Tom's mum.

-I'm Deb.

-Lyndsey's dad.

-Pleased to meet you.

-I'm Karon, Rhys's mum.

-All right, Karon.

-Are you nervous to see what you're going see?

-Yeah, I'm not sure.

I mean, I feel that he's great, he's mine, you would, wouldn't you?

But I don't know what the outcome of this will be.

I never stopped out till six o'clock in the morning,

seven o'clock in the morning.

-All the nightclubs all shut.

-The nightclubs shut at two.

-Not Lyndsey, little alley cat.

-I've not had any of this with Tom.

What's your son like when he's out?

I don't know, I just get this impression

that he's s quieter person.

-Shot, shot, shot!

-Woo!

We have met some really nice girls and they are, apparently, taking us

to another bar so I'm buying them some drinks.

They said have whatever I'm having

and I'm having the strongest thing they have.

-No.

-Ooh. Fucking hell.

Tom's stomach would really turn if he knew

that his mum Jane has just arrived in Napa and is looking for him.

-It doesn't seem very busy, does it?

-It's still only early.

Do you think it is? This is early for them.

If the parents are spotted now, it could blow everything.

So, it's lights out in the taxi.

I just hope our Lyndsey hasn't got her tongue down some guy's throat.

-There's Lyndsey. This she is.

-Ayia.

-Napa.

-Ayia.

-Napa.

-LAUGHTER

-Did she have my bloody dress on?

-Their bottle's nearly gone.

-One, two, three.

-Who's them girls they're with?

-I don't know.

They haven't wasted any time, have they?

ALL: # But it's just the price I pay. #

At the airport, I really just wanted to turn round and go back,

it didn't seem right.

But it seems quite funny now, after seeing what he is actually up to.

We've seen her, it's put my mind at ease.

I thought she might have been a little bit rowdier

but she might have burnt herself out after last night's drink.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

Lyndsey's trying all sorts, including laughing gas.

Sold in most of the bars in Ayia Napa,

laughing gas is also known as nitrous oxide

and is used in surgery.

Down it. Down it.

Loving the Napa buzz, unemployed Lyndsey is starting to think

she'd like to take up a full-time position here.

-Starsky's.

-Starsky's.

Tom and the boys are heading to a club

with the girls they met earlier.

And the lads sense that Tom's luck could be in.

It's likely Tom's pulled.

But, at the moment, you can't guarantee anything.

Oh, they're dead cute, they're quite geeky but they're really cute.

It's the lads' first night of Napa nightlife

and pumped up on Dutch courage, Tom makes his move on one of the girls.

Ah! Ah!

You need to get me a drink.

Three hours of solid drinking has taken its toll.

-Just crawl.

-Tom isn't the only one having problems with gravity.

Party animal Lyndsey is also feeling the effects of a heavy night.

BOTH # Show me how you get down Man, I said swear down,

# I want to see the migraine skank. Let me see the migraine skank. #

It's 4am and Tom's out of the club and on to the street.

And, unfortunately for him, so is his secret.

ALL: Virgin! Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!

I'm feeling fine. Everyone's saying that I should go home.

I don't think I should go home, I think I should stay out.

You are drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk.

No, no, swallow.

Do you want some water? We'll go home, OK?

It's 5am and Tom's taken a turn for the worse.

Fuck off, fuck off.

Getting him back to the hotel is proving tricky.

I've never seen him this drunk ever.

We've been here for less than six hours now and this is how Tom is.

And, like, this is barely the first day.

Finally, Karon's son Rhys takes charge.

You owe me big-time, Tom. Where's the car?

Five hours later at the boys' hotel,

it's an unsurprisingly slow start, following last night's exploits.

One way to describe Tom this morning is pretty much dead.

Apparently, it was an amazing night.

Because if I can't remember it and it was messy then it was amazing.

So, it was good. But still, all I want to do is sleep.

While Tom sleeps off his hangover and Lyndsey catches some rays,

it's time for the parents to take a long, hard look

at exactly what their kids get up to when they're not around.

They're going to watch highlights

of Tom and Lyndsey's first night out in Napa,

played back to them on the laptop.

Debs and Graeme are about to have a first look at Lyndsey's secret life.

It's going to be a little bit stressful watching her,

how she's going on.

I hope she's not flirting about with the boys

because I don't want her to, like, really let herself go.

Jane's going to see what her little boy is like

free from the apron strings.

I'm not quite sure how I'm feeling.

I'm hoping to see that Tom is everything what I think is.

-Ready?

-Yeah.

Yeah!

-Are you single?

-Me, I am.

You're getting raped off three lasses tonight.

LAUGHTER

I knew she was wild but that's like whoa. I'm in shock.

I just saw her kissing somebody's bloody arse.

Ah, it's not all bad, there's worse than Lyndsey.

-There may be worse to come.

-Come on, play it now.

-I'm ready.

-What this?

-Oh, my God, no.

-Where are they going? What are they doing?

-No.

Oh, they're in the pool, man.

Ah, he tried to get her boobs out, but she stopped him.

Oh, she's being a bit sensible.

What's she getting up to! He better be bloody single.

-Look, morning, what time? How long she's been out?

-Probably all night.

-That was daylight.

-Well, she's a party animal.

Well, the boys were leading her on and the boys were doing

what they'd normally do in that situation,

fooling and clowning around.

Well, I think Lyndsey being easily led,

I think she needs to come to terms with her life a bit.

To give her head a shake and think "What the hell was I doing here?

"This is not really me. I'm easily led by other people."

I'm hoping it doesn't go any further, like, with Lyndsey.

Because I'd like her to keep her respect and her dignity.

So, I wouldn't like to think that she's going out

and just abusing herself, like, with the boys.

-And do you think your son would be like that?

-I don't know.

In my little world, Tom will be Tom.

I hope.

Be good.

-Don't.

-LAUGHTER

He's enjoying himself.

Whatever I'm having and I'm having the strongest thing they have.

You would. You be good.

-Is this Tom?

-This is Tom. This is Tom having shots.

Oh, he's being sick.

Get it up, boy.

LAUGHTER

-That's all right.

-That's all right.

-Still enjoying themselves.

-He's been sick, well, that's his fault.

OK, one more.

-Oh, Tom. He doesn't look with it.

-No, I think he's had a few.

-He looks a bit drunk. He's hammered.

-Drink this water, we go home.

-That water. No, he's going to be sick.

-Oh, dear.

-Everyone's saying that I should go home.

-I think you should.

I don't think I should go home, I think I should stay out.

No, I think you should go home.

Rhys is taking him home, we're all right.

-He's going to put him to bed and he's all right.

-OK.

I'm just pleased that he's OK

cos it's a bit worrying to see him that far gone.

And when I see him I will be giving him a severe telling off.

So, be aware, Tom, I'm coming.

Shocked by seeing a different side of Tom,

Jane is now questioning if she can continue on with the holiday.

On the strip, Tom is embarking on his second night in Napa.

I'm not going as crazy as last night because that was a bit too mental.

But I am planning getting drunk, just not completely paralytic

so that people are carrying me home.

Shall I put the whole thing of vodka in?

As part of an economy drive, the Mackem girls are mixing up

Sunderland's answer to a fish bowl cocktail.

It looks like piss.

Fuck. Ooh.

Look at the colour of it.

When it's in white it looks like a greenie, pooey diarrhoea. Hmm.

All the special effort is in aid of the night's main destination.

The Club Ice foam party.

And the girls aren't the only ones heading out.

Won't be long. We might catch them.

Lyndsey's parents, Debs and Graeme, are also bound for the Napa strip

to keep an eye on the proceedings.

We've heard that she's going to the nightclub.

We'll be two steps behind.

But we'll have to be careful. Really careful.

While Mum and Dad are taking up position in the back of the club,

Lyndsey's heading in the front and spreading the love.

Yeah!

-And to think, she's in there.

-I know.

Is that her there? Oh, she's dancing, man.

He's dancing behind her.

Oh, I think she'll turn around and give him a crack.

-Oh, he's into her.

-Oh, God, necking off with him.

-Where's she going?

-She's on the stage.

-Eh?

-Bloody Alex getting off with somebody on the stage.

DJ: Napa. ALL: Slapper.

Ey, my God.

Never.

You are the biggest slapper in Ice Club tonight, you know that?

I think Lyndsey might be doing it next.

She cannot be doing this.

Full on.

-No.

-I don't think she's a Napa Slapper.

-I don't think she's a Napa Slapper.

From what I've seen, I think she's just enjoying herself.

-Let's be off then, eh?

-Aye, away.

I know she's all right now, I know she's safe.

While Lyndsey and the girls are left to get submerged at the foam party,

the boys are being challenged to neck Brain Damage,

a potent cocktail made from Sambuca and tequila.

All the boys have done it, all the boys have done it.

You did not see me yesterday. I can't. No, I actually can't.

-I'll neck it for you.

-I'm not being sick again.

Stop being a girl. I don't care if you're sick, you're necking it.

-Neck it.

-Do it. Do it.

-Neck it.

-This is peer pressure.

-Go on. Come on.

I can't.

Tom might have dodged his quota but his mates Finn and Henry...

Come here, gorgeous.

..are feeling the full affects of Brain Damage.

What's happened is that Henry's had a few drinks,

Rhys is taking him home.

So, now, I'm looking after Finn

and, probably, depending on what Finn chooses to do,

I think I'm going to try and get Finn home quite quickly.

Which might be easier said than done.

Can you not lurch at girls, please.

-We're going this way.

-Going that way.

No, you're not climbing.

We're not doing climbing, we're not doing climbing.

Finn, why are you trying to pick someone up?

Me and Finn have definitely swapped roles tonight, but it's only fair.

I made him look after me, I've got to look after him.

I'm like his guardian angel, put it that way.

Yeah. We'll get into the hotel, come on.

Finn, it's the kitchen, you're not allowed in the kitchen.

You're allowed into your bedroom.

Henry's not in a good state. But, yeah.

And Rhys has been sick, so, yeah, I don't think he's in a good state.

I'm quite glad I stayed soberish tonight

cos it means that I've managed to, actually, look after them.

Because I don't know what it would be like if we were all in this state.

It's day four at the parents' hotel

and, after a bad reaction to her first look at Tom's private life,

Mum Jane was unsure if she could continue with the holiday.

With another viewing due to take place,

Rhys's mum Karon is concerned.

Jane didn't appear upset initially, but later on, throughout the night,

she did become quite upset over what she'd seen.

And she's concerned that when it's all finished,

there is going to be a change in their relationship

which she doesn't want.

Everybody else was seeing Tom as passed out

and that it wasn't an issue.

But I'd gone one step further and it was a big issue.

And my automatic reaction was I need to get to him.

I don't know, maybe I'm questioning this now,

whether I am actually a good parent.

Jane's got to think that when he's on his holidays,

he has been enjoying himself and he's maybe had one too many.

But to me, he seems, he seems like a fine boy, he seems really nice.

I'm finding this all quite nerve-wracking, really.

And to have this opportunity, I think I've been a bit too brave.

It's time for the parents to take their second look

at what their kids have been up to.

And Jane has decided to take the plunge and continue.

Drink it. Get it down you. Stop being a girl.

Who is that silly man?

-I'm not being sick again.

-Stop being a girl.

-Be a girl.

-I was going to say, just say no.

-Say no.

-Come on.

-I can't.

-Well, he's sensible. He's saying no.

-Tom's taking Finn home.

Well, that's sensible.

I'm quite glad I stayed soberish tonight

because it means I've managed to, actually, look after them.

Ah, bless him.

So, he's been really sensible. Tom's been so sensible there.

-Sorry, guys.

-It's all right.

-OK.

-All right, then?

-Let's do another.

-What's she drinking?

-How many straws has she got in her mouth?

LAUGHTER

Eh, God, I'm going to...bloody.

That'll be that bloody laughing gas.

I'm a dinosaur to all this,

I don't even know what that was that they've taken.

From a medical point of view, it would scare the life out of me.

Cos that's what they use in theatres, nitrous oxide.

-Is it?

-Oh, right.

Oh dear, that's a bit concerning.

So, I need some serious talking with Lyndsey when I go home.

Yeah, goodness.

Yes, I was a bit concerned when Karon, with her being a nurse,

saying, like, the gas could be harmful.

They should have more sense not to take stuff like that.

And I thought our Lyndsey was a bit more wised-up.

While Debs and Graeme are seeing a different side to their daughter,

being in Napa is only confirming Lyndsey's feelings about home.

I'm having fun, I'm having a really good time. I don't want to go home.

My mum, like, really doesn't get this,

like party malarkey when I'm back home.

I honestly think it's because she's reached her peak now,

she cannot pull and she just wants to be, like, young again.

After a couple of days looking after himself,

real-life Inbetweener Tom is enjoying

standing on his own two feet.

LAUGHTER

I think that every young person should get the chance to have fun

and get messy and drink and everything

without being frowned upon.

But then, yeah, everyone has to become an adult one day

and become responsible one day.

Henry. My mum is the rule-maker of the house.

But, yeah, I'm now 18, I'm basically an adult

so she has to stop worrying and, kind of, let go.

I think we did a good job.

Hm. Bit of fun as well.

It's 7:30 and Lyndsey's heading out to a local bar

that offers an intimate form of body art.

-We're off to get a vajazzle.

-A nice, pretty fu.

That's what it is, a designer fagina.

Hot on her heels to catch Lyndsey in the act are parents Deb and Graeme.

They're going to be watching Lyndsey from the back room,

only metres away from where she's heading to.

-But they have no idea what they're going to see.

-There she is.

There she is, there. Just starting the night, like.

God, if she knew that we were scheming.

What's that?

I bet she's going for a... She's going for a bloody vajazzle.

Vajazzling involves gluing plastic crystals

almost anywhere on the body, usually in a private place,

not the sort of thing you'd let your mum and dad see.

I want, fill me up with jizz, on my arm.

-Fill me up with jizz.

-Eh?

-She's getting that written on her hand.

That's where the vajazzle's going to go. Diamantes on her hand.

-I cannot believe I've got to get my fanny out.

-Eh, ah!

Really low, about there.

She's never going to spell the words out there, fill me with jizz. Quick.

Lying on a bar, getting jazzled, it doesn't happen.

You get one in the same place, same words.

Shut that up, one in the same place.

-What's that? B-B-Y. B-F-In.

-B-B.

-B-F.

-Girls, do you want to see it?

-Yeah, look like a right slag.

What does it say?

-Bite me.

-Bite me. Bite me, she better not be bloody getting bit.

Well, Lyndsey's always said she wanted one of them vajazzles.

Ah, it's not so bad.

-Bye.

-See you.

Right, gone. God, I'm sweating.

While Mum and Dad sneak away,

the girls had back to get ready for a night out.

Already well on their way, the lads are on an organised bar crawl

and getting friendly with fellow revellers.

It's time for the third club. Third, number three. Let's go.

And nobody's more up for it than Tom.

Judging by this, I'm going to be meeting a lot of girls tonight.

There's an "anything goes" atmosphere

and even sensible Rhys is experimenting with laughing gas.

I do find laughing gas funny.

It just made me go tingly all over, my ears went a bit weird.

I didn't laugh, though.

DJ: You are each going to get a chocolate bar, a KitKat Chunky.

With his confidence riding high, Tom's game for anything.

Three, two, one, go. Suck.

And he's getting ever closer to what he wants, intimacy with a lady.

All the ladies in this game, suck, suck, suck, suck that truck.

-It's all good. It only happens in Ayia Napa.

-Crazy.

-Yeah!

Lyndsey and the girls are out and up to their usual tricks.

They're in the same bar for the second night running

but Lyndsey has a good reason.

The object of Lyndsey's affections has work to do,

so it's not going to be her lucky night.

But it could be Tom's.

In the final bar, at the end of the crawl, he's pulled.

# In love

# Words are so easy to say... # TOM MOUTHS

# Oh, yeah. #

-I found a girl I like and I've got her number.

-Is tonight the night?

Tonight might not be the night

but tomorrow night, you never know what'll happen.

Let's go back to the hotel, yeah?

It's day five in Ayia Napa and the parents have gathered

for the third time to watch what their kids have been up to.

For Debs and Graeme,

they know what they don't want to see Lyndsey doing.

Yes, I was surprised about seeing that, with that laughing gas

but I haven't seen her to have words with her yet.

Maybe when I have words with her she might realise and think, "Oh, well..."

She doesn't know what it is.

She's just buying it, isn't she? Because everyone else is.

Right, let's see what we've got today.

I'm having fun, I'm having a really good time, I don't want to go home.

My mum, like, she really doesn't get this,

like partying malarkey and that when I'm back home.

She's like, "You're taking the piss,"

but I honestly think it's because she's reached her peak now,

she cannot pull, she just wants to be, like, young again.

Right, she think she's stopping in Napa, her mother is,

she's going home with you.

What she got to say next?

Oh, she's at it again, oh, no.

-She seems to be doing it on a regular basis.

-Yeah.

-You know, she's...

When she's out enjoying herself, having a drink.

She's always said she wouldn't do drugs, she wouldn't try drugs.

-Then she is.

-Aye.

The fear for me is,

-is it the stepping stone to something else?

-Yeah.

-That's what I got to find out when I get home.

-Yeah.

I do worry about Lyndsey taking this gas

because if she's hooked on it or if she can get hooked on it

or if it's like a buzz to her and she likes the feeling of the buzz

and she can't get it in England,

she might think, right, I'm going to try something different

to get the same effect of the buzz. And it might lead to worse things.

-Oh, no, is that it?

-Oh, he's having a go.

That was the first time I've ever done laughing gas.

It'll be the last time, sunshine.

It didn't make me laugh but it, kind of, made my whole body tingle.

-So...

-Rhys is about to be murdered.

No, seriously.

He's tried it and hopefully he's not going to do it again.

No, he won't be doing it again.

Right, looks like we've got to really speak to our kids

-when we get home.

-Yeah.

-Oh!

-Ha-ha.

Kissing.

I found a girl I like and I've got her number

-and she stays at the same hotel.

-Oh.

Tomorrow night, you never know what'll happen.

Oh, has he got his condoms? Have you packed them?

Course not, I didn't pack his suitcase.

I hope the girl's got one, then.

I think that every young person should get the chance to have fun

without, yeah, being frowned upon or things like that.

But then, yeah, everyone has to become an adult one day

and become responsible one day.

-He was speaking sense there.

-Yeah.

-No worries.

-He was speaking sense.

-He was.

-And he could actually see it from an adult's point of view.

Yeah, and he does know when to stop.

Watching that footage has made me really reassess

and decide now that that's it.

I've learned what is out there

and know that he is sensible enough to cope with it.

I think the experience I've had has been good

to know that he's OK, he can cope with this.

It's a scorching afternoon in Ayia Napa and both the girls

and the boys are heading to a pool party to ease their hangovers.

Sneaking in the back entrance to the apartments

overlooking the pool are the parents.

Oh, party. Let's have a look behind the curtains.

They're pitching up in the penthouse.

And they're going to keep a close eye on Lyndsey and Tom.

-There's Lyndsey.

-There she is. She's got a good tan on now.

-They're getting four drinks.

-Each.

-And another four.

-They might be filling the table up.

-They're buying them and all.

Where they getting the money from?

-I can see Tom.

-He looks all right, there.

-Yeah, he does, there.

# Let me see you splash. #

Come on, boogie on down. See, your mother can still do it.

LAUGHTER

Having a right boogie on down, aren't they?

Go on, girl, go on.

-Yes, I really want to get down there and in join in(!)

-She's looking.

Everybody down. She's all right, wait a minute. She's looking up.

I fell like a right peeping Tom here. Drop that curtain.

Oh, she'll see, drop the curtain.

Let's go.

With both the girls and boys looking like they're going nowhere

for the afternoon, the parents take the opportunity

to sneak into the kids' hotels and inspect their bedrooms.

My God, look at the state of this. Bloody hell.

-Little tramps.

-They're like tramps, aren't they?

-Oh, that's not as bad as I thought.

-It's quite tidy, really.

-Dirty dishes, that's acceptable.

-What's the bed off the wall for?

You tell me. Ha-ha.

-There's not a thing in the wardrobe, Deb.

-I don't know.

I daren't touch it, something might jump out at us.

Ew, ew.

Oh, Rhys.

The false tan mitt.

She's going to come home and say, "Look at may tan".

Aye, bloody false.

Been in bed all day, haven't you?

No. You know what this means?

-He's dressing up.

-Is it Andy Pandy?

-No, it's Bananas in Pyjamas.

Eh, what's that?

-Pan.

-What's that?

-Give us a smell. Give us a smell.

God, that smells like bloody orange cocktail, orange and vodka.

-There you go.

-Oh!

-Bananas in Pyjamas.

They cannot live in this, it's a mess.

They're like bloody hobos.

It all just looks too tidy. This is tidier than his bedroom normally is.

While the parents stay out of sight and sneak out,

at the pool, an afternoon's drinking in the sun,

has put Lyndsey firmly in the party mood.

And she's determined to get everyone involved, by any means necessary.

At the boys' hotel, they're getting ready for a big night out.

Tonight is the fancy dress night

where we're all going clubbing in fancy dress.

Tom might be dressed as a banana,

but he's thinking about losing his cherry.

My lucky pants,

I will be wearing underneath my Banana in Pyjamas costume today.

So, if I see the Scottish girl around, you never know,

they might bring me luck.

The bananas are getting plenty of attention.

And the costumes are going down just as well as the drinks.

After a day of excess at the pool party,

the girls are also preparing to hit the town in fancy dress.

But one member of the team is not living up to her billing.

-Ready? Let's go.

-Lyndsey's peaked too early.

I think Lyndsey's on a bit of a downer.

She's got changed so she might feel better.

The only thing going down with the boys is loads of booze.

And a little bit of peer pressure.

Basically, Tom really liked this Scottish girl.

We met this Scottish girl last night.

So, what we're going to do tonight, we're going to get him to call her

and, hopefully, that'll be the time that Tom loses his virginity.

Call her, right now.

-Call the girl.

-Later. I actually will.

On the other side of Napa Square, Lyndsey's still feeling rough.

But trying to get in the party mood with her old favourite,

laughing gas.

I love laughing gas, I don't care what it does to us, I love it.

But once the laughing gas has worn off, Lyndsey's feeling glum again.

I feel absolutely ill, just the heat and I feel sick.

And I just feel shaky and faint like I just need to sit down.

Fuck off.

I want to go and help, man, right.

My head's battered, I've just vommed all over.

I need to go back to the room.

I just feel ill, really ill, the heat.

While Lyndsey's heading home,

Tom's finally plucked up the courage

to get in touch with the girl he fancies.

-"We were wondering when you were around Napa."

-I think a few kisses.

-One. Yeah, two, three.

-Send. Send, send, send, send.

We'll wait for the reply.

PHONE BEEPS

"One unread message."

"Think we are heading to Aqua later." One kiss.

Tom's heading over to Club Aqua just in case tonight is the night

that his lucky pants work their magic.

Either the girl from last night is there.

If not, a swimming pool is there. Either way, I want to get refreshed.

So, swimming pool or kissing, done.

After a fruitless search, Tom does strip down to his lucky pants

but the only fooling around Tom is doing is in the pool with Finn.

There is pressure to lose your virginity by 18, basically.

But, then, I really don't care.

I'll lose it when I want to lose it. I'm not going to submit to pressure.

The girls are back at the hotel and getting changed again.

Alex and Sarah are going out but Lyndsey's invited a friend round.

Lyndsey, Juan's here.

"Oh, I'm staying in, I'm poorly."

-And then, who turns up? The man with the mole.

-Bye.

They're going to do it. They're totally going to do it.

The next day, and at the girls' hotel,

Lyndsey's tight-lipped about what went on with last night's visitor.

He left this morning, about an hour ago. We were just talking for ages.

And then, he spooned us and I went to sleep. His name, I cannot remember.

The holiday's almost over and, after a week of excessive partying,

Lyndsey seems to have finally got it out of her system.

For the last time, the parents are gathering to watch footage

of what Tom and Lyndsey were up to last night.

For Deb and Graeme, their worst fears have not yet been realised.

I haven't really seen her do anything out the ordinary,

what other girls do on holiday in Ayia Napa.

All right, she's been a little bit silly,

she's been a little bit drunk but she's still kept her dignity.

This week has been a culture shock for Jane

and she's still coming to terms with seeing Tom's other side.

I'm a typical dinosaur.

I live in this golden world but I am changing myself,

I'm beginning to think, get your head out the sand

and see things as they should be.

Right, come on, let's see what they're up to.

There is pressure to lose your virginity by 18, basically.

I've had, yeah, people always go, "What, you're still a virgin?"

And things like that.

I'm sorry, stop filming.

I've had to walk out on the filming today

because once we got through to Tom

and his words were talking about sex,

it was panic that I was, it was going to go too far for me.

I do have family values. In our house, we don't talk about sex.

So, hence, why I walked out today.

After taking a break for 30 minutes, Jane agrees to continue.

LAUGHTER

Bananas in Pyjamas.

I think Tom sees them as a pulling thing.

Slow it down, slow it down, guys. Henry.

"We are heading to Aqua later."

-One kiss.

-One kiss.

-That's a friendly kiss, then.

-Phew.

Oh, well, he's not up to much, is he?

His ego is going ten to the dozen. I think he's all mouth, no trousers.

-Let's see what happens next, then.

-All right, then.

This is what we were watching through the curtain.

Yeah!

-Well, I think she's been told to do that.

-Aye.

He must've turned up to her and said, "I'm up for it."

She's silly, she's always led, isn't she?

-She's always led on by other people.

-Yeah.

Lyndsey, you don't need to be doing this.

She being sick?

-She's not feeling very well, is she?

-No, she's wiped herself up.

-Yeah.

-Perhaps she's learnt she's not a party animal.

-Maybe she's learnt.

Maybe she's took too much of that bloody balloon stuff

and she's been in the sun and it's tortured her.

-We're talking to her when she gets home. Definite.

-You ready, guys?

-Come on.

-Let's see what's next.

Lyndsey, Juan's here.

Into her room.

So, now, she's not like that, she's quite shy and naive.

Just sitting on the bed, talking, that's as far as I got up to.

What went on after that, well, she's 20, she's got her own mind.

Why didn't the girls say, "No, out, she's not very well,

"she's just been sick, out."

I'm worried in case anything's gone a big step further

and if anything has gone a big step further,

I hope she's used protection.

And whether she has, she's not, I wouldn't know

because of the state of mind she was in.

I would worry about Lyndsey if she had a reputation, any parent would.

I don't want her to have a reputation.

After six days of living it up in Ayia Napa,

Lyndsey is totally unaware that her mum and dad have seen everything

she's been up to.

It's time for Deb and Graeme to reveal to Lyndsey

that they've been spying on her.

And after what they've witnessed,

there are going to be big changes at home.

She's going to have to start standing on her own two feet,

and think, "Right, I'm not going to take the mick out of mum and dad no more,

"I'm going to face up to myself."

I think Lyndsey,

when we tell we've been following her around for the week

and spying on her, she's either going to go one way or the other.

I'm hoping she goes the right way and not the wrong way.

-It's warm, isn't it?

-God, it's right hot.

-Why-aye, what an idiot.

-# We know what you've been up to. #

-Fill me with jizz!

-Where's this vajazzle, like? Give us a look at it.

-Oh, my God.

What's these frigging balloons? You were spaced out with them balloons.

-And how would you know? You didn't even see.

-I've been watching you.

When you are on the stage, I was about ten foot away from you.

Aye, and who's this lad? Who was lying on your bed with you.

-Last night. Come clean.

-What's it got to do with you?

-Come clean.

Seriously, why is this any of your business?

Well, talk to us and tell us and I might learn to trust you a bit more.

I did... Trust us. Do you think I can trust you two after this?

I don't fucking think so. Piss off.

Absolute pricks.

Lyndsey, what you storming off for? Come here.

I think she's took a bit too much of a strop. They're her mum and dad,

-she shouldn't talk to her mum like that.

-Aye. I do agree.

Not going to be trusted again.

I can live with that. I'll have to until she comes round.

I'm pissed off because I've just been made a total mug of.

And they really expect me to trust them after this?

Just lying to us constantly. They've got no chance.

DJ: Shoes and socks off, please.

On Napa's strip, Tom and his mates are spending the last moments

of their holiday in fitting tradition.

Playing drinking games.

I've got, in my pocket, some blindfolds that you need to put on.

Heading their way, to catch them in the act and have their own say

are mums Jane and Karon.

-Surprise!

-Oh, God.

We've been watching you all week.

We've been seeing what you've been up to, you've been up to,

you've been up to and you.

Oh, God.

-We've seen you being sick.

-Drinking.

-That's not good.

-And you.

We've seen you taking gases. We'll talk about later.

We're going somewhere else now, guys,

can you come down off the stage.

TOM LAUGHS

It's meant to be my holiday, not yours.

I don't know what I'm thinking right now.

I've just been drinking ale out of a sock and then my mum turns up.

It's just so good to see them all. It really is just so good.

Yeah, I'm happy to see my mum. Be good to catch up.

I don't know what you're laughing at, Finn.

It's the last day in Cyprus and, after a bad reaction

to seeing her parents again,

Lyndsey's agreed to listen to what they have to say.

We only come out here to prove a point to ourselves

to see what you're getting up to.

-We don't...

-But you've made a mug of me in the process.

We haven't made a mug of you, Lyndsey. We've cared about you.

We love you to bits, you're the only one we've bloody got, man.

You don't tell us anything.

I used to let my mum know where I was going.

You don't tell us.

Things will change when we get back home.

We're going to give you more independence

but we're going to stop all the finances

cos you've been spoilt from being a child.

You're going to have to learn to stand on your own two feet.

We're trying to put you down the right path.

You need to learn, really, to be able to stand on your two feet.

After this, this holiday, I can be independent.

Like you say, I've proved this on holiday.

I understand that you care about us, I would,

I just don't understand why you do this to us.

We have had a few worries about Lyndsey

but now, seeing what she was getting up to through the week,

we're very proud of her.

And she knows that we do love her to bits.

She needs reassuring but we do love her to bits

and she knows that.

I think, after this experience, my parents understand us better now.

If my parents stand by their word, like they say,

they're going to give us leeway

then we probably could have a positive relationship.

We'll just have to wait and find out. Wait and see.

If that is what they're actually going to do.

For Tom and his mum Jane,

there's a last chance to let each other know

how they feel about the holiday.

I was so scared about what you might think

about what we'd been up to and everything.

Tom, I've had a really incredible journey.

I've absolutely freaked out over seeing you so poorly.

I've definitely learned about moderation with alcohol.

I know that I was an overprotective parent, Tom.

And I'm not so sure that's a good idea.

And I know that I need to back off now

and let you go and live the rest of your life.

She seems to, yeah, be slowly accepting that I can go out

and have a drink and things and have fun.

Tom, I feel we always have been close but, I don't know,

I think we're even closer now.

Yeah, I definitely think we are.

I think you've been an amazing mum.

Seeing him today, this morning, Tom's no longer a boy,

he's actually a man.

It's been a really good holiday.

It's been a great first lads' holiday. First of many, I think.

Next time. It's boozing, banging...

-I'm naked.

-She's far too old for him.

..and baring all...

No.

..on the Balearic island of Ibiza.

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