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PEABODY: Our story begins high over New York City | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
in the luxurious penthouse apartment | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world has ever known. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
Oh. Sorry. You caught me doing my yoga. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
You were expecting downward dog, perhaps? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
My name is Mr Peabody. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
And since we're going to be spending some time together | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
You see, ever since I was a pup it was clear that I was different. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
DOG BARKING | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
PEABODY: 'I tried to fit in...' | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
No, thank you. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
'..but never could.' | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
As I grew, I saw more and more of my littermates | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
being chosen by their new families. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
SNARLING | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
But for some reason, I never was. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Come on, boy! Fetch the stick! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
But why? Won't you just throw it again? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
It's an exercise in futility. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
I don't want this one, Mommy. He's sarcastic. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
Wait, wait! Come back! Throw the stick. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
I'll stay, I'll heel, I'll even shake hands. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Bark, bark? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
'So, without a family of my own' | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
I dedicated myself to the pursuit of knowledge, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
culture, and athletics. GASPS OF AWE | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
I received my degree at Harvard. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Vale-dog-torian, of course. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
-STUDENTS: -Yay! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
And then, I devoted myself to helping mankind. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
I pioneered new techniques in alternative energy. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
COW FARTS | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Yay! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
Resolved geopolitical conflicts around the globe. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
And in my spare time | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
I invented the fist bump, planking, tearaway pants... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Auto-Tune... | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
..the backside ollie | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
and Zumba. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:27 | |
# Now go | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
# Stop | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
# Drop | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
# Pause. # | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
But what I'm most proud of is my son, Sherman. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Hi, Mr Peabody. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Oh! (Have you told them about the WABAC?) | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
(I was just getting to that.) | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
When I adopted Sherman, I vowed to be the best father I could be. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:49 | |
To prepare him for all the wonders of the world, | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
present and past. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
And so, Sherman inspired the greatest invention of my life... | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
a time machine. | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
ELEVATOR BELL DINGS | 0:02:59 | 0:03:00 | |
Of course, time travel can be a bit unpredictable. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
There are bound to be a few mishaps along the way. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Let's just say, the Leaning Tower of Pisa wasn't always leaning. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
But there's nothing like learning the lessons of history first-hand. Right, Sherman? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Where are we going today, Mr Peabody? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Not "where," Sherman. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
"When." | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
Whoa! This is the biggest house I've ever seen! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
It's the Palace of Versailles, home of Marie Antoinette. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
You know, she was mostly famous for one thing. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Cake! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
I love cake so much. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
Marie Antoinette sure likes cake, Mr Peabody. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Indeed she does. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:58 | |
Marie was a woman with a prodigious appetite | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
for all things covered with frosting. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
But her expensive tastes made her the target of much criticism. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
-Why? -Because, Sherman, during Marie's reign, the common people | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
of France were exceedingly poor. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
You got any bread? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
No! I'm exceedingly poor. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
Now, can we have some cake? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Mais, oui. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
-Oh, yeah, sorry. -HE LAUGHS | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
"May we" have some cake? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
Mais, oui! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Maybe she can't hear me through the hair. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Sherman, what the queen means is... | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Ah! Let them eat cake! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
When the queen heard the poor of Paris could not even buy bread | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
she said, "Let them eat cake." | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
-No! -Oui! I heard it myself. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
-It's a scandal! -It's an outrage! -Down with the queen! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Down with the monarchy! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Wait! | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
What kind of cake? | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Vive la revolution! | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
CROWD CHANT | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
THEY ALL GASP | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Smashing party, Your Majesty. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
But now, I'm afraid Sherman and I must be... | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Sherman? Sherman? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Sherman! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
Sherman? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Sherman! Here, Sherman. HE WHISTLES | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
Hey, Mr Peabody. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
What are you doing in here? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
Trying these other cakes. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
There's one in here with whipped cream and strawberries that's... | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
pretty fantastic! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Sherman, | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
don't you remember why I told you to stay | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
close to me during the French Revolution? | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Because after the French Revolution | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
-it was going to rain? -Close. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
I said, "After the French Revolution comes | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
"the Reign of Terror!" | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
THEY ALL SCREAM | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
CROWD: Vive la revolution! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Round up the aristocrats. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
INDISTINCT CHEERING | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
GRUNTS | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
GROANS | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
The queen and her aristocratic cronies | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
must pay the price for their gluttony. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
We will slaughter them like the dogs they are. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Starting with this one! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Mr Peabody! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
What should I do? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Nothing, Sherman. Just stay right there. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
But, Mr Peabody! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
Everything is going to be fine, Sherman. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Just stay right there. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-Off with his head! -CHEERING | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
Mr Peabody! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
HE GROANS | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
A cantaloupe? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
The lowest of the fruits. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Who dares to insult me with this melon? | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Get that dog! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Mr Peabody, how did you escape? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
It's simple, Sherman. I noticed the distance between the sewer lids, | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
reasoned that there must be one directly under the guillotine, | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
noted the loose board under the basket, computed the angle | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
at which the setting sun would bounce off your glasses, | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
blinding the executioner, | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
and chose that moment to swipe the executioner's melon, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
giving me the added weight to tip the boards, facilitating my exit. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
That's amazing! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
It's not amazing. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:13 | |
It was just a matter of... keeping my head. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-SHERMAN LAUGHS -"Keeping your head." | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
I don't get it. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
There he is! After them! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Come, Sherman, quick! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Oh, this water tastes terrible. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Interestingly, that's not water. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
HE SPLUTTERS | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
I've got you now. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:37 | |
Indeed you have, Monsieur Robespierre. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
And what a master of the chase you are. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
-Oh, you noticed? -Of course. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Doubling back on me like that. That was genius. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Thank you. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
I just hope you don't take my little confederate, here. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
-I depend on him so completely. -Get over here, you. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Drats! You're devilishly clever. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
I know. And much quicker than you as well. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
But are you quick enough...for this? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
Ha-ha! See? Quick! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
Quick, yes, but not too smart. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Oh! Another cantaloupe! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Your sword! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
All right, Sherman, looks like it's time | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
for a little pop quiz in the art of fencing. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Go! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
Attack! Parry! Thrust! Repeat! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
-No. -Remise! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
Good boy! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
SOLDIERS LAUGH | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
-Oh! -THEY GASP | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
GROWLING | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
-THEY GASP -Huh? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Ha-ha! You missed! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
I never miss. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
RUMBLING | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
THEY GASP | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
SOLDIERS SCREAM Hop on! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
Whoa! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
Whoa! Whoa! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Yeah! Whoa! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Yeah! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Do you smell that, Sherman? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
It wasn't me, Mr Peabody. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:55 | |
I know it wasn't you. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
It's the methane gas in the sewer system. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
And given the fact that it ignites at 306 degrees Fahrenheit | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
we're about to use it to blast out of here! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Hang on! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Whoo! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Wow! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
-Nice landing, eh, Sherman? -Oof! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
So, what did you learn today, Sherman? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
That the French Revolution was crazy. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
How so? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
All those guys getting their heads chopped off | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
and nobody standing up and saying it wasn't right. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
And think, Marie Antoinette could have avoided the whole revolution | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
if she'd simply issued an edict | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
to distribute bread amongst the poor. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
But then, she couldn't have had her dessert. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Why not, Mr Peabody? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
Because, Sherman, you can't have | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
your cake and "edict", too. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
I don't get it. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
MECHANICAL HUMMING | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Where are we going to go tomorrow, Mr Peabody? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Ancient Rome? The Wild West? 1492? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
No, Sherman, tomorrow we won't be going to any of those places. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
-Oh. Why not? -Because tomorrow's adventure | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
is one that you're going to be taking all on your own. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
What do you mean, Mr Peabody? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Don't you remember? It's your first day of school. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
-Oh. Can I drive? -Of course not. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Remember, Sherman, "i" before "e" except after "c." | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
I know, Mr Peabody! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
And don't forget about the commutative principle. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Two plus three equals three plus two. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
I know, Mr Peabody! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
And if you have to go to the bathroom just raise your hand proudly and say, "I have to go." | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
I will, Mr Peabody. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
And remember, the number two pencil is standard for most uses | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
but there are times when a number one comes in handy. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
I left a little pencil chart in your backpack | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
which you can consult if it ever becomes a judgment call. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
I think I'll be OK! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
-OK, bye, Mr Peabody. -Wait. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
-See you after school. -Sherman! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
I got to go. I got to sign up for the clubs. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
No-one is more in favour of participation | 0:11:13 | 0:11:14 | |
in fraternal organisations than I. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
But before you go, I want you to have this. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
Thanks. What is it? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:21 | |
A dog whistle. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
HE BLOWS | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
HE SHUDDERS | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
It doesn't work, Mr Peabody. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
HE GROANS | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
It works fine, Sherman. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:33 | |
It's just a frequency only dogs can hear. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Oh, cool. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
Let that little keepsake be a reminder to you | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
that no matter what challenges you face, | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
no matter how far away I might seem... | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
Bye, Mr Peabody! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
..I'm with you. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
George Washington. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Who can tell me who he is? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Oh, me! I can! I can! | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Uh... Sherman. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
The first President of the United States of America. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
Good job. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:12 | |
And when President Washington was a little boy | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
what kind of tree did he cut down? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Ooh! Ooh, me! Me! Me! | 0:12:18 | 0:12:19 | |
-Penny? -A cherry tree. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
-Apocryphal. -What kind of tree is that? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
It's not a tree. It's a word. "Apocryphal". | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
It means that story is not true. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
George Washington never cut down a cherry tree | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
and he never said he couldn't lie. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
People made those stories up to teach kids a lesson about lying | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
but they're not true. He did cross the Delaware River, | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
Christmas night, 1776, though. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
My dad took me there this summer. We crossed it, too. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
-I fell in. -STUDENTS LAUGH | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Looks like someone really knows their history, huh, Penny? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
SHE GROWLS | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
INDISTINCT CHATTER | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
It's really great meeting you guys. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Maybe you can come over to my house sometime. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
I could bring my new model. It's a hydrogen atom. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
You've only got one, huh? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
Guess we'll have to split it. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
-THEY ALL LAUGH -Good one! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Check it, guys. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
What do you got there, Sherman? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Kibbles or bits? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
Actually, I've got baby carrots, | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
organic apple juice, and a tuna sandwich. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
It's super-high in omega-3s. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
So, you eat human food, huh? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
Yeah. Why wouldn't I? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
Because you're a dog. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
No, I'm not. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:32 | |
Sure you are. Your dad is a dog, so you're a dog, too. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
I think you're confused. It's an adoptive relationship. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
-Zip it, Carl. -OK. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Here, I'll show you. Fetch! | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
STUDENTS GASP | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Go on, doggy. Go get your lunch. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
Go on. Go get it. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
THEY ALL LAUGH | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
Ugh. The humiliation. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Sherman, go get your food. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Make like a good little doggy. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
Ruff-ruff! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:13:57 | 0:13:58 | |
-What's this? -It's mine! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Give it back! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
-What is it? A whistle? -SHE BLOWS | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Ugh! Stupid thing doesn't even work. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
It's a dog whistle, Penny. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:13 | |
It operates at a frequency that only dogs can hear. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
-Back up, Carl. -OK. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Penny, that whistle is my private property. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
-Give it back! -Jump, doggy, jump. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
I am not a dog. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:23 | |
Come on, Sherman! | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
Just admit it. You're a dog. Say it. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Let me go! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:28 | |
Not until you beg like a dog. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
Come on, Sherman. Beg! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
STUDENTS CHANT: Fight, fight, fight! | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Mr Peabody, thank you for coming in on such short notice | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
to discuss the problem with Sherman. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Oh, it's not a problem at all, Principal Purdy. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
-I fully expected this. -You did? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
Yes. And, as with all things Sherman-related, I prepared for it. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
Here's a curriculum that takes Sherman's advanced preparation | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
into account but won't mean he has to skip one or more grades. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
-Mr Peabody... -Here are some pre-algebra worksheets, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
an advanced reading list and a link to a website I created | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
so he can start studying Mandarin Chinese. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
-It is, after all, the language of the future. -Mr Peabody! | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
I'm not saying he shouldn't study French, too, Principal Purdy. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
-I'm saying have him do both. -Mr Peabody! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
What? Not enough? Swahili? | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
HE SPEAKS SWAHILI | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
Sherman got into a fight today. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Pictures were taken | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
for insurance purposes. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
He bit her. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
I must say, it doesn't look good for you, Mr Peabody. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
After all, you are a dog. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
Who, may I ask, are you? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
I am Ms Grunion from the Bureau of Child Safety and Protection. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
We're required by law to contact them whenever there's an... | 0:15:42 | 0:15:46 | |
..incident. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:48 | |
Sherman's never done anything like this before. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
I'm sure he must have had a reason. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:52 | |
Well, the girl was being a bit of a bully... | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
Quiet, Purdy! | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
It's normal for children to tease. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
It's not normal for them to bite. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
Clearly, it's because of how he's being raised. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
In my opinion, a dog can never be | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
a suitable parent to a little boy. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
I must point out, Ms Grunion, | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
that I won the right to adopt Sherman in a court of law. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
And the court can take it away from you. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
I'll be coming to your home tomorrow evening to conduct an investigation. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
If I discover that you are, in any way, an unfit parent | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
I will see to it Sherman is removed from your custody. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
PENCIL SHARPENER WHIRS | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
Permanently. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
I hope I've made myself clear. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
Crystal. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
I'm sorry I bit her, Mr Peabody. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
I won't do it again. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:48 | |
You're darn tooting you won't do it again. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
This kind of wanton violence is totally unacceptable. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
And rather uncharacteristic, given how you feel about Mr Gandhi. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
What on earth provoked it? | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
She called me a dog. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Well, all right, then. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Thank you for telling me. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
Try and get some sleep. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
I love you, Mr Peabody. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
I have a deep regard for you as well, Sherman. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
# Close your eyes | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
# Have no fear | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
# The master's gone He's on the run | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
# And your daddy's here | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
TRUMPETING | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
SPECTATORS CHEER | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
# Before you go to sleep | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
# Say a little prayer | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
# Every day, in every way | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
# It's getting better and better | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy | 0:18:45 | 0:18:50 | |
# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
# A hard road to hoe | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
# Yes, it's a long way to go | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
# But in the meantime | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
# Before you cross the street | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
# Take my hand | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
BABY CRIES | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
# Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans | 0:19:24 | 0:19:28 | |
# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy | 0:19:30 | 0:19:36 | |
HE COOS | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy... # | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
Mr Peabody... | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
you are a Nobel Prize-winning scientist. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
An advisor to heads of state. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
A captain of industry. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Why would you want to adopt a boy? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Because, Your Honour, | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
when I found Sherman, it reminded me of how I started out in life. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:03 | |
And now, I want to give him the one thing I always wanted. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
A home. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
of raising a human boy? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
With all due respect, how hard could it be? | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Very well, then. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
If a boy can adopt a dog | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
I see no reason why a dog cannot adopt a boy. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
SHERMAN GURGLES | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
Da-da! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
No, Sherman, not "Da-da." | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
You shall call me "Mr Peabody". | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
Or, in less formal moments, simply "Peabody". | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
SHERMAN BABBLES | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
That's right. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
"Mr Pea-baba." | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy. # | 0:20:41 | 0:20:46 | |
SIZZLING | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
-What's cooking, Mr Peabody? -Oh, nothing much. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
Just a little Dungeness crab with a passion-fruit basil concasse. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Some truffled quails in a juniper-berry reduction. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
And Baked Alaska. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
Wow! Is today some kind of special occasion? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
-You could say. -It's not my birthday. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
No, it isn't. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
It's not your birthday. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
Right again. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
It's not fathers' day. Is it? | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
Nope. It's not fathers' day. DOORBELL RINGS | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
Is the President coming to dinner again? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
-No. -Oh. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
So, who's coming to dinner? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:50 | |
Let's just say, if the evening is a success | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
we can put this whole "biting" business behind us. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
HE GASPS | 0:21:57 | 0:21:58 | |
The Petersons! Welcome. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
So, he's literally a dog. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
Paul! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
No, that's all right. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
Although, I prefer "literate dog". | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
That's funny. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:12 | |
Isn't that funny, Paul? | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
HE GRUMBLES | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
He's not a big laugher. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
We're so delighted you could make it on such short notice. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Aren't we, Sherman? | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Aren't we, Sherman? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Yeah, we're interested in what's going on, that's for sure. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
Say hello to Penny, Sherman. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:28 | |
Hi, Penny. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Hello, Sherman. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Now, why don't you go show Penny | 0:22:32 | 0:22:33 | |
your mineral collection, Sherman? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
I'm sure she'll find those new geodes | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
of yours fascinating. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
Come on. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
I am so glad you accepted my invitation. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
Now, the kids can resolve their differences | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
before Ms Grunion arrives. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:48 | |
You're barking up the wrong tree, mister. In fact, | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
if it weren't for Patty, I would have pressed charges already. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:53 | |
And I have to tell you, Peabody, | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
-where my daughter is concerned, nothing is more important than... -PHONE RINGS | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Hello. Sure, I'll take a survey. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
RHYTHMIC CLACKING | 0:23:03 | 0:23:04 | |
Everything going swimmingly? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
Ugh. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
Why didn't you tell me she was coming over here? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
Because I didn't want you to worry. HE SNARLS | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
OK, because I didn't want to listen to your bellyaching. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Thank you for your honesty. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
You're welcome. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:22 | |
I don't know what you think we're supposed to do in here anyway. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
She hates me. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
Share your interests. Tell a witty anecdote. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
Mr Peabody... | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
I hate her. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
Sherman, every great relationship | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
starts from a place of conflict, and evolves into something richer. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
Bonne chance. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:39 | |
Make it work. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
But don't tell her about the WABAC. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:43 | |
Don't even think about it. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Ah. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
PEABODY PLAYS "Rhapsody In Blue" by Gershwin | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
Peabody, that was amazing! | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Paul, wasn't that amazing? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
I'm more into rock-'n'-roll. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
HE PLAYS "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix | 0:24:09 | 0:24:11 | |
I meant flamenco. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
HE PLAYS FLAMENCO | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
Bagpipes? | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
Uh, didgeridoo. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
Sitar. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:30 | |
Steel drums. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
Trombone. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
Xylophone. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:34 | |
Djembe? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
Calliope. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
Oboe. Piccolo. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Tuba. Dobro. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
Slide whistle. Yodelling. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:41 | |
Hurdy-gurdy. Ocarina. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:42 | |
Harmonium. Musical saw. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:43 | |
You know what? This has been great | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
but a complete waste of time. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Now, let's get Penny and go home! | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
HE GROANS | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
-Are you all right, Paul? -I'm...fine. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
This happens whenever he's tense. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
-Paul, if I might... -Stay away from me, Peabody! | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Just get back! I need traction. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:00 | |
You can trust me, Paul. I'm a licensed chiropractor. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
Ow! Huh. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
HE GROANS | 0:25:08 | 0:25:09 | |
Ooh... | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Ah... | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
Peabody... | 0:25:17 | 0:25:19 | |
I feel great. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
I... I really feel great! | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Peabody, you're a miracle worker. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
Ha-ha! Look at me! | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
I'm dancing! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
You know, Penny, | 0:25:32 | 0:25:33 | |
Sigmund Freud says if you don't like a person | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
it's because they remind you of something you don't like about yourself. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:39 | |
What do you know about Sigmund Freud? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
More than you think. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:42 | |
Sure. Just like you know all that stuff | 0:25:42 | 0:25:45 | |
about George Washington not really cutting down the cherry tree. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
Ugh. What a crock. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
But it's true! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
-How do you know? -I just know! | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
-Did you read it in a book? -No! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
-See it in a movie? -No! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:55 | |
-Did your brainiac dad tell you? -No! | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
So, how do you know, Sherman? | 0:25:57 | 0:25:58 | |
How do you know? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:00 | |
He told me. | 0:26:00 | 0:26:01 | |
Who told you? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:02 | |
George Washington. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:03 | |
George Washington? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Yeah. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
Ugh! Liar. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
But don't tell her about the WABAC. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
He calls it the "WABAC". | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
So, where have you gone in it? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
Not "where," Penny, "when." | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
OK, smart guy, when? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
Oh, 1965, 1776, 1620... | 0:26:25 | 0:26:30 | |
1492, 1215, 4. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
-Can it go back to an hour ago? -Why? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Because I could take it home, pretend to be sick, | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
and not come to this lame dinner party. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Ha-ha. Mr Peabody says you should never use the WABAC | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
to travel to a time when you existed. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
-How come? -There would be two of you. | 0:26:45 | 0:26:47 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
I guess the world's not ready for that. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Wow. | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
Um, well, now that we've seen it, maybe we should go back. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:00 | |
Are you kidding? Where should we go first? | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
Mr Peabody says I'm not allowed to drive it till I'm older. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:07 | |
Do you do everything Mr Peabody says? | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
Yeah. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:10 | |
You know what that makes you, Sherman. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
An obedient son? | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
Nope. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
A dog. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:16 | |
LATIN MUSIC PLAYS | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
-Ooh! -Nice control. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
Look at him go! Take it, Patty! | 0:27:32 | 0:27:33 | |
-Heads up, Paul! -Whoa! | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
Here you go. Zing! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:38 | |
HE HUMS | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
-Oh! -Hey, look at that. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:46 | |
This is fun! | 0:27:46 | 0:27:48 | |
This is a little homespun concoction I like to call... | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
.."Einstein on the Beach." | 0:27:55 | 0:27:56 | |
Yummy. | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
To the kids. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:01 | |
BOTH: To the kids! | 0:28:01 | 0:28:04 | |
(Mr Peabody.) | 0:28:04 | 0:28:05 | |
Sherman? | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
Can I talk to you a second? | 0:28:07 | 0:28:08 | |
Of course. | 0:28:08 | 0:28:09 | |
Excuse me. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:10 | |
I've really hit it off with Penny's parents. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:16 | |
I think we can file this night under "Unqualified Success". | 0:28:16 | 0:28:19 | |
Uh, I would hold off filing it just yet. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
What do you mean? Where's Penny? | 0:28:22 | 0:28:25 | |
Uh... Ancient Egypt. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
You used the WABAC? | 0:28:27 | 0:28:29 | |
HE GROWLS | 0:28:29 | 0:28:30 | |
What's happening, big guy? We're running low. | 0:28:30 | 0:28:32 | |
HE CONTINUES GROWLING | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
I'll be right there, Paul. How could you do such a thing? | 0:28:35 | 0:28:38 | |
She called me a liar | 0:28:38 | 0:28:39 | |
for saying George Washington never cut down a cherry tree. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
So, you took her to see George Washington? | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
Yeah. She was into it. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
Hey, Pea-buddy. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:48 | |
Hey. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
-Where's Penny? -Playing hide-and-seek. -Pooping. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:52 | |
-Pooping. -Playing hide and seek. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:54 | |
-Well, which is it? -Uh... | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
Hey, what's going on here? | 0:28:58 | 0:28:59 | |
Yeah. What's going on here? | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
-What have you done with Penny? -Penny? -Penny? Penny! | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
-Oh, my gosh! -Where's our daughter? | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
PEABODY CLEARS THROAT | 0:29:06 | 0:29:07 | |
It's hard to say, Paul. | 0:29:07 | 0:29:09 | |
She could be here, or here, or here, or here... | 0:29:09 | 0:29:14 | |
or here. | 0:29:14 | 0:29:15 | |
HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS | 0:29:15 | 0:29:17 | |
That will hold them. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:18 | |
I learned that trick from a swami at the Begawan Giri in Ubud, Bali. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
Let's go! | 0:29:21 | 0:29:22 | |
Ancient Egypt. Land of the Pharaohs. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
A beacon of progress on the horizon of humanity | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
but a cruel and barbarous civilisation just the same. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:45 | |
I just hope Penny isn't suffering too badly. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
SHE SPITS SERVANT: I got it. | 0:29:59 | 0:30:01 | |
What are you doing here? | 0:30:01 | 0:30:02 | |
We have come to take you home. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:04 | |
Ugh! What's the Egyptian word for "tattletale"? | 0:30:04 | 0:30:07 | |
HE SPEAKS EGYPTIAN | 0:30:07 | 0:30:08 | |
But that's beside the point. Get your clothes on, we're going home. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:11 | |
Who died and made you Pharaoh? | 0:30:11 | 0:30:13 | |
Now, bring on the mani-pedi. | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
See, Mr Peabody? Impossible! | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
Indeed, but watch what happens | 0:30:18 | 0:30:20 | |
when an immovable object meets an irresistible force. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:23 | |
Penny... | 0:30:23 | 0:30:24 | |
come here, right now. Penny, come! | 0:30:24 | 0:30:27 | |
I'm not Penny any more. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:28 | |
Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput, precious flower of the Nile. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:33 | |
"Precious," perhaps, but if you think we're going to leave you here | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
you are most definitely in "de-Nile." | 0:30:36 | 0:30:37 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
I don't get it. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:40 | |
Now, come along. | 0:30:40 | 0:30:41 | |
-BOY: -Unhand her! -WOMEN GASP | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
What's the matter, my sweet little desert blossom? | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
Are these barbarians bothering you? | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
As a matter of fact, they are. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
Bow, barbarians. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
As you wish, Your Highness. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:55 | |
Who's that, Mr Peabody? | 0:30:55 | 0:30:57 | |
That, Sherman, is the living image of Amun, | 0:30:57 | 0:30:59 | |
son of Akhenaten, lord of the 18th Dynasty of the New Kingdom, | 0:30:59 | 0:31:02 | |
King Tutankhamen. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:03 | |
Otherwise known as "King Tut". | 0:31:03 | 0:31:05 | |
-My boyfriend. -King Tut is your boyfriend? -Mmm-hmm. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:09 | |
Would you like me to have them skinned, covered with honey | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
-and laid in a pit of fire ants? -SHE GASPS | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
You would do that for me? | 0:31:14 | 0:31:16 | |
Anything, my desert flower. Consider it a wedding gift. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
What? You can't marry this guy! | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
Why not? Well, for one, his name rhymes with "butt". | 0:31:21 | 0:31:25 | |
I don't care. I'm going to have a big, fat, Egyptian wedding. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
Spoiler alert, King Tut dies young. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
Are you sure you've thought this through? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
Oh, trust me, I've thought it through. I'm getting everything. | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
The royal astronomers have decreed | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
the wedding must take place tomorrow at dawn. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
-Who is he? -He is Ay. -He is you? | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
I am Ay. The Grand Vizier. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
-Yeah, that's his name. -Oh. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:47 | |
Oh, Grand Vizier, would you mind telling the precious princess here | 0:31:47 | 0:31:51 | |
precisely what it means to marry the young Pharaoh. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:53 | |
Gladly. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:54 | |
It means she will be bound to him in eternity | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
through the sacred ceremonies | 0:31:57 | 0:31:59 | |
of disembowelment and mummification | 0:31:59 | 0:32:02 | |
as described in the holy texts. | 0:32:02 | 0:32:04 | |
Um, hold up a second. | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
Can you walk me through that, somebody? | 0:32:06 | 0:32:08 | |
What he means, Penny, is that when I die they'll kill you, too. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:11 | |
And then they'll rip out your organs, stuff them in canopic jars, | 0:32:11 | 0:32:14 | |
and then mummify whatever is left. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:15 | |
OK, I'm seeing this now. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:16 | |
Thank you. I'm going to go with them. | 0:32:16 | 0:32:19 | |
THEY GROWL There's no turning back now. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
To the palace! | 0:32:22 | 0:32:23 | |
Let the wedding preparations begin! | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
Mr Peabody! Sherman! | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
Do something! | 0:32:28 | 0:32:29 | |
Don't worry, Penny! | 0:32:29 | 0:32:30 | |
We'll save you! | 0:32:30 | 0:32:32 | |
Hey, wait! You can't just... | 0:32:35 | 0:32:37 | |
..leave us here. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:40 | |
Mr Peabody? | 0:32:40 | 0:32:41 | |
Yes, Sherman? | 0:32:41 | 0:32:43 | |
Can I hold your hand? | 0:32:43 | 0:32:44 | |
Of course you can. | 0:32:44 | 0:32:46 | |
Boy, your hand is cold, Mr Peabody. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
-Sherman? -Yeah? | 0:32:48 | 0:32:50 | |
That's not my hand. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:52 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:32:54 | 0:32:56 | |
That's disarming. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:00 | |
Now, to find a way out of here. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:03 | |
Yuck! | 0:33:03 | 0:33:04 | |
Look around, Sherman. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:05 | |
These tombs are lined with hieroglyphics | 0:33:05 | 0:33:07 | |
designed to assist the pharaohs' souls | 0:33:07 | 0:33:10 | |
in their journey to the afterlife. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:12 | |
And they may assist us as well. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:15 | |
Oh, this depicts the god Anubis | 0:33:17 | 0:33:18 | |
sailing the boat of Ra to the underworld. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:21 | |
It appears the boats of Ra are the key to our escape. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:24 | |
We must find them in time to stop the wedding. | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
Well, if you ask me, we should let her marry that guy. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:29 | |
They deserve each other. | 0:33:29 | 0:33:30 | |
What's that, Sherman? | 0:33:30 | 0:33:31 | |
Tut? Give me a break. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
Bald, wears a skirt, and make-up. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:36 | |
If I didn't know any better, Sherman, I would say you were jealous. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
Jealous? Of what? | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
Tut's affection for Penny, of course. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
You think I like Penny? | 0:33:43 | 0:33:44 | |
Mmm-hmm. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:45 | |
Give me a break! | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
It's not like I want to hold her hand, or go to the park, | 0:33:47 | 0:33:51 | |
or watch her while she's brushing her hair. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:54 | |
Or anything. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
Hmm. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:00 | |
A-ha! | 0:34:01 | 0:34:02 | |
Quickly, Sherman. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:06 | |
Ah, ah, ah! Careful, Sherman. | 0:34:09 | 0:34:12 | |
It's a booby trap. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
SHERMAN LAUGHS What's so funny? | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
You said "booby". | 0:34:16 | 0:34:17 | |
One wrong step and we're done for. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:22 | |
"The boat | 0:34:23 | 0:34:24 | |
"of Ra sails straight... | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
"to day. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:28 | |
"Take the wrong boat... | 0:34:28 | 0:34:32 | |
"man will pay." | 0:34:32 | 0:34:33 | |
All right, Sherman, now it's your turn. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:36 | |
Do the puzzle exactly as I did. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:37 | |
Huh? | 0:34:37 | 0:34:38 | |
Think it through, one step at a time. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
SHERMAN GRUNTS | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
The boat of Ra sails straight... | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
-HE MUMBLES -..play. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
Uh, I mean, "pay." | 0:34:48 | 0:34:49 | |
Oh, my. | 0:34:49 | 0:34:50 | |
RUMBLING | 0:34:50 | 0:34:51 | |
Uh-oh. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:55 | |
Run! BOTH SCREAM | 0:34:57 | 0:35:00 | |
The boats of Ra! | 0:35:04 | 0:35:05 | |
One boat is the way out, the other will send us | 0:35:05 | 0:35:07 | |
plunging into darkness and certain death. | 0:35:07 | 0:35:09 | |
-What? -Sherman, get in the boat. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
As soon as I move these blocks together, it's going to move very fast. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
-Which boat, Mr Peabody? -What? | 0:35:14 | 0:35:17 | |
Which boat is the "not-certain- death-plunge" boat? | 0:35:17 | 0:35:19 | |
That one! | 0:35:19 | 0:35:20 | |
We did it, Sherman! | 0:35:34 | 0:35:35 | |
Sherman? | 0:35:35 | 0:35:36 | |
Mr Peabody! | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
What are you doing over there? | 0:35:38 | 0:35:39 | |
I thought you pointed to this one! | 0:35:39 | 0:35:41 | |
Ahhh! | 0:35:51 | 0:35:52 | |
HE GASPS | 0:35:55 | 0:35:57 | |
SHERMAN SCREAMS | 0:36:00 | 0:36:02 | |
Sherman? Sherman? | 0:36:06 | 0:36:08 | |
Are you all right? | 0:36:08 | 0:36:10 | |
-MUFFLED: -I'm good. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:11 | |
The sun god, Ra, | 0:36:24 | 0:36:26 | |
commands us to begin the sacred ceremony! | 0:36:26 | 0:36:30 | |
CHEERING | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:36:34 | 0:36:36 | |
SHE GRUNTS | 0:36:38 | 0:36:40 | |
Bring forth the blade for the blood oath. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:43 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
Where blade meets flesh in this sacred rite... | 0:36:47 | 0:36:52 | |
SHE WHIMPERS | 0:36:53 | 0:36:54 | |
..we pay tribute | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
to the sun god, Ra! | 0:36:56 | 0:36:57 | |
SHE WHIMPERS | 0:36:57 | 0:36:58 | |
PEABODY ECHOING: Wait! | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
ALL GASP | 0:37:00 | 0:37:01 | |
-Anubis! -The god of death! | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
PEABODY: The wedding must not continue. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
Why, Anubis, why? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
Plagues. Plagues! | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
If this marriage pact is sealed | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
I will shower down upon the land uncountable plagues. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:17 | |
Oy, again with the plagues! | 0:37:17 | 0:37:18 | |
Why did I ever move to Egypt? | 0:37:18 | 0:37:20 | |
But, Anubis, the sun god, Ra, has decreed | 0:37:20 | 0:37:24 | |
that this girl is to be the boy-king's wife. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
PEABODY: That's so funny. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:28 | |
I was talking to the sun god, Ra, just the other day | 0:37:28 | 0:37:31 | |
and he told me he changed his mind. | 0:37:31 | 0:37:34 | |
Really? | 0:37:34 | 0:37:35 | |
Old "Flip-Flop Ra," we call him here in the underworld. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:39 | |
But it's too late. We've already paid for the catering. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
Too bad! You're going to lose your deposit. | 0:37:43 | 0:37:47 | |
GROANING | 0:37:47 | 0:37:49 | |
More smoke, Sherman. This canine subterfuge is working. | 0:37:49 | 0:37:52 | |
Deliver the girl | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
to the gates of the city, and leave her there | 0:37:54 | 0:37:57 | |
where the gods will retrieve her forthwith. | 0:37:57 | 0:38:00 | |
Only in this manner may the plagues upon this land be avoided. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:04 | |
-ALL: -The girl must go! | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
Ow! | 0:38:07 | 0:38:08 | |
Anubis has spoken! | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
Take this girl to the gates! | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
Ow. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
CONTINUES SCREAMING | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
Anubis, you sound unwell. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
Well, I have been feeling a little under the weather | 0:38:21 | 0:38:24 | |
but I'm feeling much better now. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:27 | |
Thank you. | 0:38:27 | 0:38:28 | |
-Phew! Huh? -RUMBLING | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
BOTH SCREAM | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
CROWD MURMUR | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
CROWD GASPS | 0:38:38 | 0:38:39 | |
Penny, Sherman, quickly. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
-Come on, Penny. -Sherman! | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
Ah! | 0:38:45 | 0:38:46 | |
Runaway bride! | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
Stop them, you fools! | 0:38:50 | 0:38:51 | |
Ah! | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
ALL SCREAM | 0:38:56 | 0:38:57 | |
GUARDS SHOUT | 0:39:01 | 0:39:02 | |
Penny, Sherman, climb aboard. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
Whoohoo! | 0:39:14 | 0:39:15 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:39:16 | 0:39:17 | |
They're getting away! | 0:39:23 | 0:39:25 | |
Ah! | 0:39:25 | 0:39:26 | |
MECHANICAL HUMMING | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
Whoa! | 0:39:35 | 0:39:36 | |
HE SHOUTS IN FRUSTRATION | 0:39:40 | 0:39:41 | |
I got it. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:42 | |
-PENNY CHUCKLES -Whoohoo! We made it. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:45 | |
-Where do we go next, Mr Peabody? -Home. | 0:39:45 | 0:39:47 | |
We've got to get back to the dinner party | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
before Penny's parents realise she's missing. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:51 | |
We don't have to mention the whole... | 0:39:51 | 0:39:53 | |
uh, King Tut wedding thing, right? | 0:39:53 | 0:39:55 | |
Certainly not. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:56 | |
Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, | 0:39:56 | 0:39:58 | |
they get married too young in Ancient Egypt. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:00 | |
Or, perhaps, I'm just some old "Giza". | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
Huh? | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
THUDDING | 0:40:06 | 0:40:07 | |
-WABAC: -Warning. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:08 | |
WABAC power supply insufficient. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:10 | |
Charge now. Warning. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:13 | |
Uh, what's the matter, Mr Peabody? | 0:40:13 | 0:40:14 | |
All this zipping about the cosmos has drained our power supply. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:17 | |
We're going to have to make an unscheduled stop. | 0:40:17 | 0:40:19 | |
As luck would have it we have just enough power to make it to the Renaissance. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:23 | |
-LEONARDO: -I can't even tell my left brain from my right any more! | 0:40:35 | 0:40:39 | |
How many times I got to tell you, Mona Lisa? | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
-Mona Lisa? -I can't paint the picture... | 0:40:41 | 0:40:44 | |
until you smile! | 0:40:44 | 0:40:46 | |
Leonardo, tell me one thing I have to smile about. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:50 | |
The sunshine, the pasta. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:51 | |
All the things that make Italy such a popular tourist destination! | 0:40:51 | 0:40:55 | |
But I have not seen any of them, Leonardo! | 0:40:55 | 0:40:58 | |
Because I'm sitting here all day on my abbondanza! | 0:40:58 | 0:41:02 | |
I don't think that means "chair" in Italian. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:05 | |
-HE CLEARS THROAT -Ah, Peabody, my old friend. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
What a welcome interruption! | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
Believe you me, this woman is making me nuts. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:14 | |
So, how you been? | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
Good to see you. What do you want? | 0:41:16 | 0:41:18 | |
We're in a desperate hurry to get home, | 0:41:18 | 0:41:19 | |
but the WABAC needs a jump start | 0:41:19 | 0:41:21 | |
and we thought, who better than | 0:41:21 | 0:41:24 | |
Leonardo da Vinci to help us on our way? | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
Peabody, I would love to help you, | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
but you come at a very bad time. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
I don't know what I'm going to do with this crazy woman. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY | 0:41:34 | 0:41:35 | |
-You see what I mean? -What seems to be the problem? | 0:41:35 | 0:41:38 | |
-"What is the problem?" -HE CHUCKLES | 0:41:38 | 0:41:39 | |
I am halfway done with the painting, she won't even smile. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:42 | |
Fine. I smile. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
No! That's a fake smile! | 0:41:47 | 0:41:49 | |
Everybody knows that! | 0:41:49 | 0:41:51 | |
Why don't you make it a real smile? | 0:41:51 | 0:41:53 | |
Why don't you say something funny? | 0:41:53 | 0:41:54 | |
I paint the paintings. I make the machines. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:58 | |
I don't tell the jokes! | 0:41:58 | 0:42:01 | |
Perhaps, I can be of assistance. You see | 0:42:01 | 0:42:03 | |
humour is not immune to the laws of science. | 0:42:03 | 0:42:05 | |
Using algorithms, we can extrapolate | 0:42:05 | 0:42:07 | |
what is universally considered "funny" | 0:42:07 | 0:42:09 | |
thus producing a formula that is | 0:42:09 | 0:42:11 | |
scientifically certain to cause laughter. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:14 | |
Case in point, the pratfall. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:16 | |
Is everyone amused? | 0:42:22 | 0:42:24 | |
Hmm. | 0:42:26 | 0:42:27 | |
The data was so clear. Ooh! | 0:42:27 | 0:42:29 | |
Don't worry, Mr Peabody. | 0:42:29 | 0:42:30 | |
-I got it! -Sherman... Ahh! | 0:42:30 | 0:42:31 | |
-Oh! -CRASHING | 0:42:31 | 0:42:34 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:42:39 | 0:42:40 | |
HE SPEAKS ITALIAN | 0:42:45 | 0:42:46 | |
Hold that smile! | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
Hold it right there! No move! No move! | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:42:51 | 0:42:52 | |
Well, Leo, if my calculations are correct | 0:42:57 | 0:43:00 | |
this machine of ours should generate enough centrifugal force | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
to send us home. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:04 | |
I got one last piece I got to pound in place. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
Sherman, why don't you fetch the hammer for Mr Da Vinci? | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
OK, Mr Peabody. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:12 | |
Mr Peabody! | 0:43:16 | 0:43:17 | |
Well done, Sherman. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:19 | |
But, Mr Peabody! | 0:43:19 | 0:43:20 | |
Very helpful. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:21 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:43:27 | 0:43:28 | |
Sherman! | 0:43:35 | 0:43:36 | |
Yes, Mr Peabody? | 0:43:36 | 0:43:39 | |
The hammer. | 0:43:39 | 0:43:40 | |
Da Vinci. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:41 | |
Oh. OK, Mr Peabody. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:44 | |
Oh! | 0:43:45 | 0:43:48 | |
-Here you go, Mr Da Vinci. -Ahh! | 0:43:48 | 0:43:49 | |
Do you need any help? | 0:43:49 | 0:43:50 | |
No, no. That's quite all right. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
Thank you. | 0:43:52 | 0:43:54 | |
Psst! Sherman. | 0:43:54 | 0:43:56 | |
-Huh? -Let's go. Let's go explore. | 0:43:56 | 0:43:59 | |
Uh, well, I'm supposed to be having | 0:43:59 | 0:44:01 | |
father-son time with Mr Peabody. | 0:44:01 | 0:44:03 | |
Wouldn't you rather have fun with me? | 0:44:03 | 0:44:05 | |
Uh... | 0:44:05 | 0:44:06 | |
OK. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:07 | |
Sherman... | 0:44:07 | 0:44:08 | |
where are you going? | 0:44:08 | 0:44:09 | |
-Exploring. -But we need your help. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:12 | |
No, we don't! I mean, we can manage. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
Somehow. | 0:44:14 | 0:44:16 | |
He's a boy, Peabody. | 0:44:16 | 0:44:17 | |
Let him have his fun. Let him go. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
Thanks, Mr Peabody! | 0:44:20 | 0:44:23 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
He's growing up, Peabody. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:27 | |
Like a baby bird leaving the nest. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:30 | |
Isn't it wonderful? | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
It's like a museum. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
It's like a toy store. | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
Wow. | 0:44:49 | 0:44:51 | |
Check this out. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:56 | |
It's the world's biggest model airplane. | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
It's not a model, Penny. It's a prototype. | 0:44:58 | 0:45:01 | |
-And we should probably just leave that alone. -OK. | 0:45:01 | 0:45:05 | |
But wouldn't it be cool if we could fly it? | 0:45:05 | 0:45:07 | |
I don't think Mr Peabody would like that. | 0:45:07 | 0:45:09 | |
Well, Mr Peabody isn't here. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:11 | |
Just tell me how it works. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
Please? | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
For learning. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:16 | |
Oh. OK. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:18 | |
The thrust comes from this kind of crossbow doohickey here. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:21 | |
Then it shoots along the track until the wind catches the wings. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:25 | |
-But how does it go? -Huh? | 0:45:25 | 0:45:27 | |
How do you take off? | 0:45:27 | 0:45:29 | |
Oh, you just pull down that lever. | 0:45:29 | 0:45:31 | |
This one? | 0:45:32 | 0:45:33 | |
Oh, boy. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:35 | |
Ah! | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:45:37 | 0:45:38 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -Wow! Whoohoo! | 0:45:38 | 0:45:41 | |
This is crazy! | 0:45:43 | 0:45:44 | |
No, it's not Sherman. It's fun! | 0:45:44 | 0:45:47 | |
We're going to die! | 0:45:47 | 0:45:48 | |
Oh, stop being such a party pooper and enjoy it! | 0:45:48 | 0:45:51 | |
Whoo! | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 0:45:53 | 0:45:54 | |
Ah... | 0:45:56 | 0:45:57 | |
Nothing is as beautiful as an elegant equation | 0:45:57 | 0:46:00 | |
translated into perfect engineering. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:03 | |
Why can't children be so simple? | 0:46:03 | 0:46:05 | |
Because children are not machines, Peabody. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:08 | |
Believe me, I tried to build one. | 0:46:08 | 0:46:11 | |
Oh! It was creepy. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:14 | |
HE SHUDDERS | 0:46:14 | 0:46:16 | |
Here, Sherman! You fly it! | 0:46:16 | 0:46:17 | |
But I don't want to fly! | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
Sure you do. It'll be fun! | 0:46:19 | 0:46:21 | |
No, seriously, Penny, I don't want to! | 0:46:21 | 0:46:23 | |
I'm letting go. One... | 0:46:23 | 0:46:25 | |
-Don't let go! -..two... | 0:46:25 | 0:46:27 | |
-No! -..three! | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:46:29 | 0:46:30 | |
Penny, fly the plane! | 0:46:32 | 0:46:33 | |
No, Sherman! You're going to have to save us! | 0:46:33 | 0:46:36 | |
But I can't do it! | 0:46:36 | 0:46:37 | |
I'm serious, Penny. I don't know how to fly! | 0:46:37 | 0:46:40 | |
You can do it! I know you can! | 0:46:40 | 0:46:42 | |
Come on, Sherman. Fly! | 0:46:42 | 0:46:44 | |
Ah! | 0:46:51 | 0:46:52 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:46:52 | 0:46:54 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:46:57 | 0:46:59 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:46:59 | 0:47:01 | |
HE YELLS | 0:47:01 | 0:47:02 | |
CHOIR SINGS | 0:47:05 | 0:47:07 | |
See? You got this, Sherman. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
You're right. I have got this. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:15 | |
Whoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:47:15 | 0:47:16 | |
Da Vinci's at it again! | 0:47:22 | 0:47:24 | |
You ever see that child he made? | 0:47:24 | 0:47:25 | |
So creepy. | 0:47:25 | 0:47:27 | |
-AUTOMATED VOICE: -Papa. Mama. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:28 | |
Papa. Mama. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:31 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:47:46 | 0:47:48 | |
All done up here, Leonardo. | 0:47:57 | 0:47:58 | |
And I am all done down here. | 0:47:58 | 0:48:01 | |
It is beautiful, isn't it? | 0:48:01 | 0:48:02 | |
Every piece in its place doing precisely what it's supposed to do. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:07 | |
Look, Peabody! | 0:48:07 | 0:48:08 | |
It's my flying mach... | 0:48:08 | 0:48:10 | |
My flying machine? | 0:48:10 | 0:48:12 | |
Sherman. Sherman? | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
Sherman, what are you doing up there? | 0:48:14 | 0:48:16 | |
I'm flying! | 0:48:16 | 0:48:18 | |
But, Sherman, you don't know how to fly! | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
I don't? | 0:48:20 | 0:48:21 | |
No! | 0:48:21 | 0:48:22 | |
HE SCREAMS | 0:48:22 | 0:48:24 | |
Turn! Turn, Sherman! | 0:48:29 | 0:48:31 | |
Lean! | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
BOTH: Oh, no! | 0:48:36 | 0:48:38 | |
CLUNKING AND BIRDS SQUAWKING | 0:48:40 | 0:48:42 | |
Sherman? Sherman! Are you OK? | 0:48:45 | 0:48:49 | |
That was pretty fantastic! | 0:48:49 | 0:48:51 | |
Oh! I can't believe it! | 0:48:52 | 0:48:54 | |
My flying machine! It's work! | 0:48:55 | 0:48:58 | |
Sherman! You are the first flying man! | 0:48:58 | 0:49:02 | |
Oh, you should be very proud, Peabody. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:04 | |
Very, very proud! | 0:49:04 | 0:49:06 | |
"Proud" doesn't begin to describe it. | 0:49:06 | 0:49:08 | |
Leonardo, will you please fire up the mechanism? | 0:49:09 | 0:49:12 | |
Papa. Mama. Papa. Mama. | 0:49:30 | 0:49:33 | |
-Mona! -HE WHIMPERS | 0:49:33 | 0:49:35 | |
-Papa. Mama. -The kid! | 0:49:37 | 0:49:39 | |
I'm sorry I broke the plane, Mr Peabody. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:07 | |
Well, you should be. You could have been killed. | 0:50:07 | 0:50:09 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:50:09 | 0:50:11 | |
Sherman flew a plane. He was amazing! | 0:50:11 | 0:50:13 | |
Sherman destroyed a priceless historical artefact. | 0:50:13 | 0:50:17 | |
Whatever. You should be happy. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:19 | |
It turns out Sherman is not a complete and total loser, after all. | 0:50:19 | 0:50:22 | |
Yeah, Mr Peabody. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:23 | |
It turns out I'm not a complete and total loser, after all. | 0:50:23 | 0:50:27 | |
Ms Peterson... | 0:50:27 | 0:50:28 | |
stop turning my son into a hooligan. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:31 | |
It's not my fault he's a hooligan. | 0:50:31 | 0:50:32 | |
Yeah, it's not her fault I'm a hooligan. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
Well, it's certainly not my fault! I've spent the last seven years | 0:50:35 | 0:50:38 | |
teaching Sherman good judgment. | 0:50:38 | 0:50:39 | |
If you're such a great parent, | 0:50:39 | 0:50:41 | |
why is Ms Grunion trying to take Sherman away from you? | 0:50:41 | 0:50:43 | |
Is that true? | 0:50:46 | 0:50:47 | |
Is somebody going to take me away from you? | 0:50:47 | 0:50:50 | |
No, Sherman, I'll never let that happen. | 0:50:50 | 0:50:52 | |
You just need to trust me. | 0:50:52 | 0:50:54 | |
Oh, dear, a black hole! ALARM SOUNDS | 0:50:54 | 0:50:56 | |
What's happening? | 0:51:01 | 0:51:03 | |
If I can't pull us out of here | 0:51:03 | 0:51:04 | |
we're going to be smashed to smithereens on the event horizon. | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
There's not enough power to resist the gravitational pull! | 0:51:12 | 0:51:15 | |
I've got to divert everything to the reverse thrusters. | 0:51:15 | 0:51:18 | |
-Why didn't you tell me? -Tell you what? | 0:51:18 | 0:51:20 | |
Why didn't you tell me Ms Grunion was trying to take me away from you? | 0:51:20 | 0:51:23 | |
It's not your job to worry about these things. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:25 | |
You just didn't think I could handle it! | 0:51:25 | 0:51:26 | |
We'll discuss it later. Now, sit down. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:29 | |
I don't want to discuss it later! | 0:51:29 | 0:51:31 | |
Sherman, sit! | 0:51:31 | 0:51:32 | |
You can't talk to me like that. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:34 | |
I'm not a dog. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:35 | |
What did you say? | 0:51:35 | 0:51:37 | |
I said, I'm not a dog! | 0:51:37 | 0:51:39 | |
You're right, Sherman, you're not. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:42 | |
You're just a very bad boy! | 0:51:42 | 0:51:44 | |
-WABAC: -T-minus ten... | 0:51:44 | 0:51:46 | |
Nine, eight... | 0:51:46 | 0:51:48 | |
Seven... | 0:51:48 | 0:51:49 | |
Six... | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
Five... | 0:51:51 | 0:51:52 | |
Four, three... | 0:51:52 | 0:51:54 | |
Two... One. | 0:51:54 | 0:51:56 | |
CRASHING | 0:52:06 | 0:52:07 | |
Sherman? | 0:52:10 | 0:52:11 | |
Penny? | 0:52:11 | 0:52:13 | |
Sherman, are you OK? | 0:52:13 | 0:52:15 | |
Sherman? | 0:52:18 | 0:52:19 | |
He's gone. | 0:52:26 | 0:52:28 | |
Where are we, anyway? | 0:52:28 | 0:52:30 | |
Oh, no. | 0:52:31 | 0:52:33 | |
We're on the brink of one of history's most ferocious conflicts. | 0:52:33 | 0:52:36 | |
-AGAMEMNON: -Delivery. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:53 | |
GIGGLING | 0:52:53 | 0:52:54 | |
How are we doing, heroes of Greece? | 0:52:59 | 0:53:02 | |
Feeling good? | 0:53:02 | 0:53:03 | |
Feeling strong? | 0:53:03 | 0:53:05 | |
ALL CHEER | 0:53:05 | 0:53:06 | |
OK, let's get warmed up! | 0:53:06 | 0:53:08 | |
We don't want to pull something out there. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:10 | |
Remember what happened to Achilles. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:11 | |
That whole thing with his heel. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:13 | |
-Looking good, Diomedes. -HE GROWLS | 0:53:15 | 0:53:17 | |
-Menelaus, my man! -HE GRUNTS | 0:53:17 | 0:53:19 | |
My man. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
Are you ready to get on the field, Shermanus? | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
Sure thing, Mr Agamemnon. | 0:53:23 | 0:53:25 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:53:25 | 0:53:26 | |
That's cute. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:28 | |
KNOCKING ON DOOR | 0:53:28 | 0:53:29 | |
Sh. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:31 | |
Odysseus, what news do you bring? | 0:53:32 | 0:53:36 | |
Someone left this for us. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:38 | |
A present. Nice. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:39 | |
It looks just like our horse. | 0:53:39 | 0:53:41 | |
Should I bring it inside? | 0:53:42 | 0:53:44 | |
It would be rude not to. | 0:53:45 | 0:53:47 | |
ALL GASP | 0:53:50 | 0:53:51 | |
-CHUCKLES -I did not see that coming! | 0:53:51 | 0:53:54 | |
Ugh! Jeez, Louise, what is that smell? | 0:53:54 | 0:53:57 | |
Oh! | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
Ooh. That is the smell of victory. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:01 | |
-Yeah! -Victory! | 0:54:01 | 0:54:04 | |
Greetings, men of Athens, Sparta and Thebes. | 0:54:04 | 0:54:06 | |
Peabody, here. | 0:54:06 | 0:54:08 | |
I've come for Sherman. | 0:54:08 | 0:54:09 | |
-Do you know this guy? -I thought I did | 0:54:09 | 0:54:11 | |
but now I'm not so sure. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:13 | |
Then he must be a spy. Kill him! | 0:54:13 | 0:54:15 | |
-SOLDIERS YELL -No! No! | 0:54:15 | 0:54:18 | |
He's...my dad. | 0:54:18 | 0:54:20 | |
-Your dad? -Huh? | 0:54:20 | 0:54:21 | |
It's an adoptive relationship. | 0:54:21 | 0:54:24 | |
Aw! | 0:54:24 | 0:54:26 | |
Thank you for taking such good care of my son, Agamemnon, | 0:54:26 | 0:54:29 | |
but it's time for him to come home. | 0:54:29 | 0:54:31 | |
Sorry, Mr Peabody, I've joined the Greek army. | 0:54:31 | 0:54:34 | |
Shermanus is one of us now. | 0:54:34 | 0:54:35 | |
-He's a brother. -I'm his brother. -He's my son. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:37 | |
-He took an oath. -I took an oath. -He's seven! | 0:54:37 | 0:54:40 | |
-SHERMAN WHISPERS -And a half! | 0:54:40 | 0:54:42 | |
All sons must prove themselves to their fathers. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:45 | |
Today, Shermanus will prove himself on the field of battle. | 0:54:45 | 0:54:50 | |
But he's only a child. | 0:54:50 | 0:54:52 | |
Your dad may not think you're ready to become a man, Shermanus, | 0:54:52 | 0:54:54 | |
-but we do. -ALL: Yeah! | 0:54:54 | 0:54:57 | |
Yeah, Mr Peabody. | 0:54:57 | 0:54:58 | |
Now, I'll show you what I can handle. | 0:54:58 | 0:54:59 | |
FYI, a lot of heroes have father issues. | 0:54:59 | 0:55:02 | |
My old man is a minotaur. | 0:55:02 | 0:55:03 | |
Half man, half bull, all judgment. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:07 | |
Ajax, here, strongest guy in the world, | 0:55:07 | 0:55:09 | |
but his father never accepted that his real dream was to sing. | 0:55:09 | 0:55:12 | |
IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: I wanted to be in the Greek chorus. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:15 | |
Uh, yeah, and don't even get me started about Oedipus. | 0:55:15 | 0:55:17 | |
Let's just say that you DO NOT want to be at his house over the holidays. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:20 | |
It's awkward. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:22 | |
Sherman, I'm concerned you haven't thought this through. | 0:55:22 | 0:55:24 | |
This is war. Do you realise what's about to happen? | 0:55:24 | 0:55:27 | |
I'll tell you what's going to happen. | 0:55:27 | 0:55:29 | |
We're going to destroy their houses! | 0:55:29 | 0:55:31 | |
Pull down their temples! | 0:55:31 | 0:55:32 | |
And make the streets of the city run red | 0:55:32 | 0:55:36 | |
with Trojan blood! | 0:55:36 | 0:55:37 | |
SOLDIERS: Yeah! | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
CHANTING: Blood! Blood! Blood! | 0:55:39 | 0:55:43 | |
Zeus on three! One! | 0:55:52 | 0:55:53 | |
Sherman, I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:56 | |
It's not fair! All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:59 | |
-Two! -Sherman, it's dangerous. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:01 | |
I'm wearing a helmet. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:02 | |
-Three! -You're not going! | 0:56:02 | 0:56:03 | |
Oh, yes, I am. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:04 | |
Zeus! | 0:56:04 | 0:56:07 | |
SOLDIERS: Zeus! Zeus! | 0:56:07 | 0:56:09 | |
AGAMEMNON WHOOPS | 0:56:09 | 0:56:11 | |
Eat my bronze, you Trojan dogs! | 0:56:11 | 0:56:14 | |
Eat my bronze, you Trojan dog! | 0:56:16 | 0:56:18 | |
-HE ROARS -Ahh! | 0:56:20 | 0:56:22 | |
HE BLOWS | 0:56:27 | 0:56:28 | |
Well, that's cutting it close. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:33 | |
This is why I ask you to obey me, Sherman. | 0:56:35 | 0:56:37 | |
Because I'm your father, and it's my job to keep you safe. | 0:56:38 | 0:56:42 | |
But are you sure Ms Grunion won't take me away? | 0:56:43 | 0:56:46 | |
Not as long as I'm around. | 0:56:48 | 0:56:50 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:56:58 | 0:57:00 | |
Mr Peabody! | 0:57:01 | 0:57:02 | |
Help me! | 0:57:02 | 0:57:05 | |
-Penny! -HORSES WHINNYING | 0:57:05 | 0:57:07 | |
Smell my victory! | 0:57:13 | 0:57:15 | |
Smell it! | 0:57:15 | 0:57:16 | |
Hey! That's my ride! | 0:57:16 | 0:57:19 | |
PENNY SCREAMS | 0:57:23 | 0:57:24 | |
Mr Peabody...hurry! | 0:57:25 | 0:57:27 | |
I'll take that. | 0:57:30 | 0:57:31 | |
NEIGHING | 0:57:51 | 0:57:52 | |
SHE WHIMPERS | 0:58:02 | 0:58:04 | |
-You did it, Sherman! -Mr Peabody helped. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:20 | |
Now, let's get to the WABAC, go home, | 0:58:20 | 0:58:22 | |
un-hypnotise Penny's parents, | 0:58:22 | 0:58:24 | |
finish that dinner party, eat my Baked Alaska, charm the pants off Ms Grunion... | 0:58:24 | 0:58:27 | |
-and make sure none of this ever happens in the first place. -Sounds good. | 0:58:27 | 0:58:30 | |
I'm in. | 0:58:30 | 0:58:32 | |
Ah! | 0:58:32 | 0:58:33 | |
Sherman! | 0:58:35 | 0:58:37 | |
-Penny! -Sherman, no! | 0:58:37 | 0:58:38 | |
BOTH SCREAM | 0:58:40 | 0:58:42 | |
Whoa! | 0:58:48 | 0:58:50 | |
SPLASHING | 0:58:55 | 0:58:56 | |
Mr Peabody... | 0:58:56 | 0:58:58 | |
Mr Peabody? | 0:58:58 | 0:59:00 | |
Mr Peabody! | 0:59:01 | 0:59:03 | |
Dad! | 0:59:08 | 0:59:09 | |
HE SOBS | 0:59:17 | 0:59:18 | |
Oh, Mr Peabody! What should I do? What should I do? | 0:59:19 | 0:59:23 | |
There's nothing you can do, Sherman. | 0:59:26 | 0:59:29 | |
I just want to go home. | 0:59:32 | 0:59:34 | |
-Home. -HE SNIFFLES | 0:59:36 | 0:59:38 | |
That's it. | 0:59:38 | 0:59:40 | |
I got an idea. | 0:59:40 | 0:59:42 | |
Come on! | 0:59:42 | 0:59:43 | |
-Where are we going to go? -We're going home. | 0:59:45 | 0:59:47 | |
There's only one person who can help us | 0:59:47 | 0:59:49 | |
and that's Mr Peabody. | 0:59:49 | 0:59:51 | |
What are you talking about? How is that even possible? | 0:59:51 | 0:59:54 | |
We've got a time machine, Penny! | 0:59:54 | 0:59:55 | |
I can set it so that we'll get home when Mr Peabody is still there. | 0:59:55 | 0:59:59 | |
But I thought you're not supposed to go back to a time when you existed. | 0:59:59 | 1:00:02 | |
What choice do we have? | 1:00:02 | 1:00:04 | |
-WABAC: -Error. You are attempting to travel to an era in which you exist. | 1:00:04 | 1:00:08 | |
This could alter the fabric of space-time. | 1:00:08 | 1:00:11 | |
Error. Error. | 1:00:11 | 1:00:14 | |
-Hang on! -MECHANICAL HUMMING | 1:00:14 | 1:00:17 | |
This is fun! | 1:00:23 | 1:00:25 | |
This is a little homespun concoction I like to call... | 1:00:27 | 1:00:31 | |
"Einstein on the Beach." | 1:00:31 | 1:00:33 | |
Yummy. | 1:00:33 | 1:00:35 | |
To the kids. | 1:00:37 | 1:00:38 | |
BOTH: To the kids! | 1:00:38 | 1:00:41 | |
-KIDS: -(Mr Peabody.) | 1:00:41 | 1:00:42 | |
Sherman? Penny? | 1:00:42 | 1:00:44 | |
Can we talk to you a second? | 1:00:44 | 1:00:45 | |
Of course. Excuse me. | 1:00:45 | 1:00:47 | |
I've really hit it off with your parents. | 1:00:50 | 1:00:52 | |
I think we can file this night under "Unqualified Success". | 1:00:52 | 1:00:55 | |
-BOTH: -I'd hold off filing it just yet. | 1:00:55 | 1:00:58 | |
What do you mean? Why are you two dressed like ancient Greeks? | 1:00:58 | 1:01:01 | |
-You used the WABAC! -I did. | 1:01:01 | 1:01:02 | |
-I know, it's terrible! -But why? | 1:01:02 | 1:01:05 | |
Penny and I got into an argument about George Washington. | 1:01:05 | 1:01:07 | |
-So, I made him show me the WABAC. -And I lost her in ancient Egypt. | 1:01:07 | 1:01:10 | |
And I got engaged to King Tut. | 1:01:10 | 1:01:11 | |
-So, I came back and got you. -Then we ran out of gas. -In Florence. -Went into a black hole. | 1:01:11 | 1:01:15 | |
And then you died in ancient Troy. | 1:01:15 | 1:01:16 | |
Died? I have a hard time believing that. | 1:01:16 | 1:01:18 | |
-BOTH: -It's true! | 1:01:18 | 1:01:20 | |
But now you're here, and everything's going to be OK. | 1:01:20 | 1:01:22 | |
I told you never to come back to a time when you existed | 1:01:22 | 1:01:24 | |
because there would be two of you! | 1:01:24 | 1:01:26 | |
Yeah, but the other one of me is in ancient Egypt. | 1:01:26 | 1:01:28 | |
ELEVATOR BELL DINGS | 1:01:28 | 1:01:30 | |
-BOTH: Ahh! -Who are you? | 1:01:31 | 1:01:34 | |
He's you, but from another timeline. | 1:01:34 | 1:01:36 | |
But I thought you said never to come back to a time when you existed. | 1:01:36 | 1:01:39 | |
-Exactly! -I know. | 1:01:39 | 1:01:41 | |
But what was I supposed to do? Mr Peabody died in ancient Troy. | 1:01:41 | 1:01:45 | |
Died? I have a hard time believing that. | 1:01:45 | 1:01:47 | |
Thank you. | 1:01:47 | 1:01:48 | |
What are we going to do? | 1:01:48 | 1:01:50 | |
Well, for starters, both Shermans can't stay here. | 1:01:50 | 1:01:52 | |
Why? We could get bunk beds. I was thinking the same thing. | 1:01:52 | 1:01:55 | |
That's so weird. It's like we're twins! | 1:01:55 | 1:01:57 | |
-I was thinking that, too! -BOTH: Ow! | 1:01:57 | 1:01:59 | |
You see? We can't have two Shermans in the same timeline. | 1:01:59 | 1:02:02 | |
It puts too much strain on the space-time continuum. | 1:02:02 | 1:02:05 | |
What to do? The Petersons can't know any of this. | 1:02:05 | 1:02:08 | |
-PAUL: -Hey, Pea-buddy. -Hey. | 1:02:08 | 1:02:12 | |
How's it going? | 1:02:12 | 1:02:13 | |
Patty and I are working up an appetite. | 1:02:13 | 1:02:16 | |
Mmm. The smells coming from your kitchen are yummy! | 1:02:16 | 1:02:18 | |
Especially that Baked Alaska. | 1:02:18 | 1:02:20 | |
So, what's going on here? | 1:02:20 | 1:02:22 | |
Yeah, what's with the getups? | 1:02:22 | 1:02:24 | |
Toga party! | 1:02:24 | 1:02:25 | |
Toga party? | 1:02:25 | 1:02:27 | |
Yes, it is a toga party! | 1:02:27 | 1:02:30 | |
Well, what about dinner? | 1:02:30 | 1:02:32 | |
I'm starving. Why don't we head into the dining room | 1:02:32 | 1:02:34 | |
-and tuck into those quails you've been yakking about? -No! | 1:02:34 | 1:02:37 | |
-Why not? -Because it's so fun right here! | 1:02:37 | 1:02:41 | |
Whoohoo! | 1:02:41 | 1:02:42 | |
MR PEABODY HUMS | 1:02:42 | 1:02:44 | |
ELEVATOR BELL DINGS | 1:02:47 | 1:02:48 | |
Ms Grunion! | 1:02:50 | 1:02:51 | |
How delightful. | 1:02:51 | 1:02:53 | |
-We were having such a good time I almost forgot you were coming. -Oh! | 1:02:53 | 1:02:56 | |
Well, why don't you join the party? | 1:02:56 | 1:02:58 | |
I'm not here for a party. I'm here for the investigation. | 1:02:58 | 1:03:02 | |
Good. Why don't you start investigating over here? | 1:03:02 | 1:03:05 | |
Or here, or here, or here... | 1:03:05 | 1:03:08 | |
Stop waving your hands around! | 1:03:08 | 1:03:10 | |
HE MOANS | 1:03:10 | 1:03:12 | |
-PETERSONS: Sherman? -Wait! Is that...? | 1:03:12 | 1:03:15 | |
PETERSONS: Sherman! | 1:03:15 | 1:03:17 | |
Dos Shermanos? What's going on here, Peabody? | 1:03:17 | 1:03:20 | |
Oh... HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY | 1:03:20 | 1:03:22 | |
Um... ELEVATOR BELL DINGS | 1:03:22 | 1:03:23 | |
Nobody move! | 1:03:23 | 1:03:25 | |
Sherman, I've got to get you out of here before you touch yourself. | 1:03:25 | 1:03:28 | |
THEY GASP | 1:03:28 | 1:03:30 | |
Mr Peabody! You didn't die! | 1:03:30 | 1:03:32 | |
Of course I didn't die. Thank you. | 1:03:32 | 1:03:35 | |
Hey. How did you get back? | 1:03:35 | 1:03:37 | |
Well, after a few failed experiments | 1:03:37 | 1:03:38 | |
I hit upon a combination of bones, stone and yak fat | 1:03:38 | 1:03:41 | |
and constructed a rudimentary WABAC. | 1:03:41 | 1:03:43 | |
You know what they say, | 1:03:43 | 1:03:44 | |
"If at first you don't succeed, Troy, Troy again." | 1:03:44 | 1:03:47 | |
This is no time for puns! Even good ones. | 1:03:47 | 1:03:50 | |
Penny, Sherman, quickly! | 1:03:50 | 1:03:51 | |
You're not going anywhere. | 1:03:51 | 1:03:53 | |
I've seen quite enough to remove the boy... | 1:03:53 | 1:03:56 | |
-(STAMMERS) -..both boys, from this home. | 1:03:56 | 1:03:58 | |
No, don't, Ms Grunion, please! | 1:03:58 | 1:04:01 | |
This is all my fault. I started it. | 1:04:01 | 1:04:04 | |
I'm so sorry, Sherman. | 1:04:05 | 1:04:07 | |
You have nothing to apologise for, Penny. | 1:04:08 | 1:04:11 | |
A dog should never have been allowed | 1:04:11 | 1:04:12 | |
to adopt a boy in the first place. | 1:04:12 | 1:04:14 | |
Now, come along. | 1:04:14 | 1:04:15 | |
Ms Grunion, be careful! | 1:04:15 | 1:04:17 | |
-Ah! -Oh! -What's happening? | 1:04:17 | 1:04:20 | |
BOTH YELL | 1:04:22 | 1:04:23 | |
Mr Peabody, help! | 1:04:25 | 1:04:27 | |
Sherman! | 1:04:27 | 1:04:29 | |
SCREAMING | 1:04:29 | 1:04:31 | |
Oh! | 1:04:32 | 1:04:33 | |
Hey! Where did the other two go? | 1:04:41 | 1:04:43 | |
Our cosmic doubles combined in order to reconcile a paradox | 1:04:43 | 1:04:48 | |
in the space-time continuum. | 1:04:48 | 1:04:50 | |
OK, that makes sense. | 1:04:50 | 1:04:52 | |
I don't know what just happened here but I know it was wrong! | 1:04:52 | 1:04:57 | |
-This boy is coming with me! -Mr Peabody! | 1:04:57 | 1:04:59 | |
-No, Ms Grunion! -Ow! Let me go! | 1:04:59 | 1:05:01 | |
Get back here! | 1:05:01 | 1:05:02 | |
Ow! Ow! You're hurting me! | 1:05:02 | 1:05:04 | |
HE GROWLS | 1:05:06 | 1:05:07 | |
Oh! Oh! | 1:05:07 | 1:05:08 | |
BOTH GASP | 1:05:10 | 1:05:12 | |
SHE GASPS | 1:05:12 | 1:05:13 | |
He bit me! | 1:05:13 | 1:05:15 | |
He bit me! | 1:05:15 | 1:05:17 | |
Yes, hello, police? | 1:05:18 | 1:05:20 | |
I'd like to report an assault. | 1:05:20 | 1:05:22 | |
A bite. | 1:05:22 | 1:05:23 | |
Mr Peabody, what are we going to do? | 1:05:23 | 1:05:25 | |
Get here as soon as possible. | 1:05:25 | 1:05:27 | |
Run! | 1:05:27 | 1:05:29 | |
He's kidnapping the children! Oh! | 1:05:29 | 1:05:31 | |
I can't believe you bit her, Mr Peabody! | 1:05:33 | 1:05:35 | |
I know, Sherman, it was wrong. | 1:05:35 | 1:05:37 | |
"Wrong"? It was awesome! | 1:05:37 | 1:05:40 | |
And now, to return to our proper timeline and erase this mess. | 1:05:40 | 1:05:43 | |
There he is! He's got my daughter in that giant space apple! | 1:05:46 | 1:05:50 | |
-MUFFLED: -My face is numb. | 1:05:57 | 1:05:58 | |
Whoohoo! Yes! | 1:06:00 | 1:06:02 | |
RUMBLING | 1:06:02 | 1:06:03 | |
What's wrong? | 1:06:03 | 1:06:04 | |
-WABAC: -Time travel failed. | 1:06:09 | 1:06:10 | |
Oh, dear. | 1:06:10 | 1:06:12 | |
What is it, Mr Peabody? | 1:06:12 | 1:06:14 | |
Our cosmic doubles colliding ripped a hole in the space-time continuum. | 1:06:14 | 1:06:17 | |
That's why we didn't get to the past. | 1:06:17 | 1:06:19 | |
SCREAMING | 1:06:19 | 1:06:20 | |
GRUNTS | 1:06:20 | 1:06:22 | |
Hey, Peabody! | 1:06:22 | 1:06:24 | |
Looks like the past is coming to us. | 1:06:24 | 1:06:26 | |
Oof! I will get you, dog! | 1:06:28 | 1:06:30 | |
And your little boy, too! | 1:06:30 | 1:06:32 | |
SCREAMING | 1:06:32 | 1:06:34 | |
Penny! My bride! | 1:06:34 | 1:06:36 | |
SCREAMING | 1:06:37 | 1:06:39 | |
What? | 1:06:40 | 1:06:41 | |
Oh, dear. | 1:06:43 | 1:06:46 | |
Follow that orb! | 1:06:54 | 1:06:55 | |
SCREAMING | 1:07:02 | 1:07:04 | |
Incoming! | 1:07:08 | 1:07:09 | |
What sort of creature are you? | 1:07:13 | 1:07:15 | |
The name is Grunion! | 1:07:15 | 1:07:17 | |
I'm in love! | 1:07:20 | 1:07:21 | |
I just need to find a wormhole. | 1:07:24 | 1:07:26 | |
Hey, Einstein, it's a red light. | 1:07:33 | 1:07:35 | |
Hey, I'm walking, here! | 1:07:35 | 1:07:38 | |
-Cake! -LAUGHING | 1:07:38 | 1:07:39 | |
Mmm! | 1:07:39 | 1:07:41 | |
SIREN WAILS | 1:07:41 | 1:07:42 | |
There they go. Don't lose them. | 1:07:44 | 1:07:47 | |
ELECTRONIC VERSION OF BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY PLAYING | 1:07:47 | 1:07:49 | |
I'm trying to find another wormhole | 1:07:52 | 1:07:54 | |
-but they all lead back to the present! WABAC: -Time travel failed. | 1:07:54 | 1:07:57 | |
Time travel failed. | 1:07:57 | 1:07:58 | |
Whoo! | 1:08:03 | 1:08:05 | |
There he is. After them! | 1:08:05 | 1:08:07 | |
Penny, my queen, I know you're in there. | 1:08:07 | 1:08:09 | |
We're coming, Shermanus! | 1:08:11 | 1:08:12 | |
-WABAC: -Time travel failed. -Mr Peabody! | 1:08:16 | 1:08:18 | |
Look out! | 1:08:18 | 1:08:19 | |
ALL: Whoa! | 1:08:21 | 1:08:23 | |
Shermanus, hold on. | 1:08:28 | 1:08:30 | |
We shall release you from this egg. | 1:08:30 | 1:08:32 | |
SIREN WAILS | 1:08:32 | 1:08:33 | |
Drop the sabre and step away from the futuristic orb. | 1:08:35 | 1:08:37 | |
I take orders from no man! | 1:08:37 | 1:08:40 | |
Unite, egalite, fraternite! | 1:08:40 | 1:08:43 | |
HE LAUGHS | 1:08:46 | 1:08:47 | |
Don't tase me, bro. | 1:08:47 | 1:08:50 | |
Come out, Peabody, with your paws in the air. | 1:08:50 | 1:08:52 | |
Mr Peabody, you're under arrest | 1:08:54 | 1:08:56 | |
for kidnapping, reckless endangerment... | 1:08:56 | 1:08:58 | |
And a multiplicity of major traffic violations. | 1:08:58 | 1:09:01 | |
You don't understand. There's a rip in the space-time continuum! | 1:09:01 | 1:09:05 | |
If you arrest me, I won't be able to fix... | 1:09:05 | 1:09:07 | |
Blah, blah, blah. For too long | 1:09:07 | 1:09:09 | |
you've bamboozled the world with your fancy jargon | 1:09:09 | 1:09:12 | |
and that little red tie of yours and look what's come of it. | 1:09:12 | 1:09:14 | |
-Take him away! -Wait. | 1:09:14 | 1:09:16 | |
HE GROANS | 1:09:16 | 1:09:17 | |
-Mr Peabody! -Sherman! | 1:09:17 | 1:09:20 | |
What's going to happen to Mr Peabody? | 1:09:21 | 1:09:23 | |
Don't you know what happens to dogs that bite? | 1:09:23 | 1:09:26 | |
Let me go. | 1:09:26 | 1:09:28 | |
You don't know what you're doing. Please, before it's too late. | 1:09:28 | 1:09:31 | |
Wait! | 1:09:31 | 1:09:33 | |
Give him another chance. | 1:09:33 | 1:09:35 | |
He's through with chances. Now, he has to pay for his mistakes. | 1:09:35 | 1:09:39 | |
But I'm the one who made all the mistakes. | 1:09:39 | 1:09:41 | |
I'm the one who used the WABAC without permission. | 1:09:41 | 1:09:43 | |
The only mistake Mr Peabody ever made... | 1:09:43 | 1:09:46 | |
..was me. | 1:09:47 | 1:09:49 | |
Sherman. | 1:09:50 | 1:09:51 | |
You're absolutely right, Sherman. | 1:09:51 | 1:09:54 | |
What kind of a father could this dog ever be to a boy? | 1:09:54 | 1:09:58 | |
Maybe you're right, Ms Grunion. | 1:10:00 | 1:10:02 | |
But there's one thing you haven't considered. | 1:10:02 | 1:10:05 | |
What's that? | 1:10:05 | 1:10:06 | |
I'm a dog, too! | 1:10:07 | 1:10:09 | |
If being a dog means you're like Mr Peabody, | 1:10:11 | 1:10:13 | |
who never turns his back on you | 1:10:13 | 1:10:15 | |
and who's always there to pick you up when you fall | 1:10:15 | 1:10:18 | |
and loves you no matter how many times you mess up... | 1:10:18 | 1:10:22 | |
if that's what it means to be a dog, | 1:10:22 | 1:10:25 | |
then, yeah, I'm a dog, too! | 1:10:25 | 1:10:28 | |
I'm a dog, too. | 1:10:30 | 1:10:32 | |
I'm a dog, too! | 1:10:33 | 1:10:34 | |
-I'm a dog too! -I'm a dog too! -I'm a dog too! | 1:10:34 | 1:10:38 | |
I'm a dog as well. | 1:10:38 | 1:10:39 | |
A poodle dog! | 1:10:39 | 1:10:40 | |
I am a dog, too. | 1:10:40 | 1:10:42 | |
Ditto on that dog thing! | 1:10:42 | 1:10:44 | |
I'm a dog, too. | 1:10:44 | 1:10:46 | |
ALL SHOUT AGREEMENT | 1:10:46 | 1:10:47 | |
I'm a dog, too. | 1:11:01 | 1:11:03 | |
I'm Spartacus! | 1:11:10 | 1:11:12 | |
All right, fine, you're all dogs, but you can't change the law. | 1:11:12 | 1:11:16 | |
I know someone who can. | 1:11:16 | 1:11:18 | |
PEOPLE MURMURING | 1:11:20 | 1:11:21 | |
BOY: George Washington! | 1:11:21 | 1:11:23 | |
We hold these truths to be self-evident, | 1:11:23 | 1:11:26 | |
that all men, and some dogs, are created equal. | 1:11:26 | 1:11:32 | |
I hereby award Mr Peabody a presidential pardon. | 1:11:32 | 1:11:36 | |
Me, too. | 1:11:36 | 1:11:37 | |
I've done worse. | 1:11:37 | 1:11:39 | |
ALL CHEER | 1:11:39 | 1:11:40 | |
-EXPLOSION -Huh? | 1:11:47 | 1:11:48 | |
Uh, Mr Peabody, look! | 1:11:53 | 1:11:54 | |
PEOPLE SCREAM | 1:11:58 | 1:11:59 | |
Ahh! | 1:11:59 | 1:12:01 | |
Ooh! | 1:12:02 | 1:12:03 | |
It's getting closer! | 1:12:06 | 1:12:08 | |
What are we going to do? | 1:12:08 | 1:12:09 | |
This is the greatest collection of geniuses ever assembled! | 1:12:09 | 1:12:12 | |
Surely we can come up with another way of getting to the past. | 1:12:12 | 1:12:15 | |
I can build a catapult. | 1:12:15 | 1:12:16 | |
We go very fast. | 1:12:16 | 1:12:18 | |
But, remember, as you approach the speed of light | 1:12:18 | 1:12:21 | |
gravity will get too strong. | 1:12:21 | 1:12:23 | |
Oh, indeed. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." | 1:12:23 | 1:12:27 | |
How about we just punch that big hole in the face? | 1:12:27 | 1:12:30 | |
OVERLAPPING CHATTER | 1:12:30 | 1:12:32 | |
I have an idea. | 1:12:39 | 1:12:40 | |
Hey, everybody, I have an idea! | 1:12:40 | 1:12:43 | |
Yes, what is it, Sherman? | 1:12:43 | 1:12:46 | |
Why not go to the future? | 1:12:46 | 1:12:48 | |
The future? | 1:12:48 | 1:12:49 | |
I've never been there before, so it's probably not as messed up. | 1:12:49 | 1:12:53 | |
Sherman, that's it! | 1:12:54 | 1:12:56 | |
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? | 1:12:56 | 1:12:57 | |
Not usually. | 1:12:57 | 1:12:59 | |
It's exactly what you all just said, | 1:12:59 | 1:13:01 | |
except the total opposite! | 1:13:01 | 1:13:03 | |
If we set the WABAC for the future, and go very, very fast, | 1:13:05 | 1:13:07 | |
we'll create our own gravitational field | 1:13:07 | 1:13:10 | |
that's equal and opposite | 1:13:10 | 1:13:12 | |
to the rip in the space-time continuum! | 1:13:12 | 1:13:15 | |
-LAUGHS -Oh, my... | 1:13:16 | 1:13:18 | |
I don't get it. | 1:13:18 | 1:13:19 | |
We're going to fly up there and punch that big hole in the face! | 1:13:19 | 1:13:23 | |
Yes! | 1:13:23 | 1:13:24 | |
Sherman, you're a genius. | 1:13:25 | 1:13:28 | |
But, Peabody, | 1:13:30 | 1:13:31 | |
how far into the future must you go? | 1:13:31 | 1:13:34 | |
Just a few seconds ought to do it, | 1:13:34 | 1:13:36 | |
and then we'll slingshot right back. | 1:13:36 | 1:13:37 | |
Are you sure this is going to work? | 1:13:37 | 1:13:39 | |
Don't worry, Penny. | 1:13:39 | 1:13:41 | |
-Just remember, I'm a... -HE GRUNTS | 1:13:41 | 1:13:43 | |
Genius! | 1:13:44 | 1:13:46 | |
Sherman, I need to reprogram the WABAC. | 1:13:46 | 1:13:49 | |
-All right, Mr Peabody. -That means you have to drive. | 1:13:49 | 1:13:52 | |
In order to make the leap into the future | 1:14:20 | 1:14:22 | |
the WABAC will have to go very fast. | 1:14:22 | 1:14:24 | |
Faster than it's ever gone before! | 1:14:24 | 1:14:25 | |
Are you ready, Sherman? | 1:14:26 | 1:14:29 | |
I'm ready. | 1:14:29 | 1:14:30 | |
HE EXHALES | 1:14:30 | 1:14:31 | |
Come on, Sherman, you can do it. | 1:14:34 | 1:14:36 | |
Now, Mr Peabody? | 1:14:46 | 1:14:48 | |
Sherman, we need more speed. | 1:14:48 | 1:14:50 | |
Now? | 1:14:53 | 1:14:54 | |
Just a little more! | 1:14:54 | 1:14:56 | |
HE SHUDDERS | 1:14:56 | 1:14:58 | |
Not yet, Sherman. Not yet. | 1:14:58 | 1:15:00 | |
Now! | 1:15:01 | 1:15:03 | |
ALL GASP | 1:15:06 | 1:15:08 | |
SHE GASPS | 1:15:14 | 1:15:16 | |
Whoa! Whoa! | 1:15:36 | 1:15:38 | |
Farewell! | 1:15:38 | 1:15:40 | |
ALL SAYING GOODBYE IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES | 1:15:40 | 1:15:43 | |
Ooh! | 1:15:48 | 1:15:49 | |
You haven't seen the last of me, Peabody. | 1:15:49 | 1:15:51 | |
You'll make a mistake eventually, and when you do, | 1:15:51 | 1:15:54 | |
I'll be there! | 1:15:54 | 1:15:57 | |
-The Grunion is mine! -Ooh! | 1:15:57 | 1:15:58 | |
AGAMEMNON LAUGHS | 1:15:58 | 1:16:00 | |
Come on, Sherman. Come on! | 1:16:18 | 1:16:21 | |
WHOOSHING | 1:16:34 | 1:16:36 | |
EXCITED MURMURING | 1:16:37 | 1:16:38 | |
Whoohoo! Yeah! | 1:16:43 | 1:16:45 | |
CROWD CHEER | 1:16:56 | 1:16:57 | |
If you want to watch television before I get home | 1:17:09 | 1:17:11 | |
simply press "input" three times | 1:17:11 | 1:17:13 | |
-and then use the remote control as usual. -Yes, Sherman. | 1:17:13 | 1:17:15 | |
And if you're worried about making friends at the PTA meeting | 1:17:15 | 1:17:18 | |
consider bringing snacks for everyone. | 1:17:18 | 1:17:20 | |
-Bagels are always appreciated. -Yes, Sherman. | 1:17:20 | 1:17:22 | |
And remember, Mr Peabody, | 1:17:23 | 1:17:25 | |
I have robotics club after school today. | 1:17:25 | 1:17:28 | |
Sherman, wait. | 1:17:28 | 1:17:30 | |
Yes, Mr Peabody? | 1:17:30 | 1:17:32 | |
I... | 1:17:34 | 1:17:35 | |
I love you, Sherman. | 1:17:36 | 1:17:38 | |
I have a deep regard for you as well, Mr Peabody. | 1:17:42 | 1:17:45 | |
Hey, Mr Peabody! | 1:17:56 | 1:17:58 | |
Hey, Sherman! | 1:17:58 | 1:17:59 | |
Wait up! | 1:17:59 | 1:18:00 | |
No doubt about it. | 1:18:03 | 1:18:04 | |
Every dog should have a boy. | 1:18:04 | 1:18:07 | |
CHEERING | 1:18:21 | 1:18:22 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 1:18:24 | 1:18:26 | |
Oh! | 1:18:27 | 1:18:29 | |
WOMEN: Ooh! | 1:18:32 | 1:18:34 | |
WOMEN: Ah! HE SIGHS | 1:18:34 | 1:18:36 | |
A-ha! | 1:18:38 | 1:18:39 | |
Ooh la la! | 1:18:47 | 1:18:48 | |
I now pronounce you husband and wife. | 1:18:52 | 1:18:56 | |
You may kiss the Grunion. | 1:18:56 | 1:18:58 | |
-NERVOUS GIGGLING -Come here, soldier. | 1:19:00 | 1:19:02 | |
CHEERING | 1:19:02 | 1:19:04 | |
MUSIC: Way Back When by Grizfolk | 1:19:14 | 1:19:16 | |
# There's always time for living | 1:19:16 | 1:19:19 | |
# Can we just do it again? | 1:19:19 | 1:19:22 | |
# One more time like it once was way back when | 1:19:23 | 1:19:28 | |
# You gave me something to believe in | 1:19:30 | 1:19:32 | |
# We were the best of friends | 1:19:33 | 1:19:36 | |
# Well, I remember the good times way back when | 1:19:37 | 1:19:43 | |
# Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go | 1:19:49 | 1:19:54 | |
# I've got you on your way | 1:19:56 | 1:19:58 | |
# I feel it for you, don't you know | 1:19:58 | 1:20:00 | |
# We're superheroes and villains | 1:20:00 | 1:20:04 | |
# When we used to pretend | 1:20:04 | 1:20:06 | |
# We'd go wherever our minds would take us way back when | 1:20:07 | 1:20:13 | |
# Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go | 1:20:17 | 1:20:21 | |
# I've got you on your way | 1:20:24 | 1:20:26 | |
# I feel it for you, don't you know | 1:20:26 | 1:20:29 | |
# It's a promise that I made Never be afraid | 1:20:31 | 1:20:36 | |
# I know we'll be OK | 1:20:39 | 1:20:40 | |
# This luck we have, it cannot go | 1:20:40 | 1:20:43 | |
# Cos you're on your own | 1:20:44 | 1:20:46 | |
# You're not alone | 1:20:47 | 1:20:50 | |
# I know I'll see you again Again | 1:20:51 | 1:20:56 | |
# And if all these things | 1:20:58 | 1:21:01 | |
# Come to an end | 1:21:01 | 1:21:05 | |
# We'll always have a way back when | 1:21:05 | 1:21:09 | |
# Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go | 1:21:16 | 1:21:20 | |
# I've got you on your way | 1:21:23 | 1:21:25 | |
# I feel it for you, don't you know | 1:21:25 | 1:21:27 | |
# It's a promise that I made Never be afraid | 1:21:30 | 1:21:34 | |
# I know we'll be OK | 1:21:37 | 1:21:39 | |
# This luck we have, it cannot go. # | 1:21:39 | 1:21:42 |