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Good morning. It's Something for the Weekend on Sunday 11th | :00:11. | :00:16. | |
September. Our first guest joining us live in the studio today is | :00:16. | :00:26. | |
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Irish rocker, honorary knight and celebrity Bob Geldof. And Russell | :00:27. | :00:33. | |
Kane. We'll cook, chat, drink, make cocktails and look at next week's | :00:33. | :00:43. | |
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telly. This is Something for the Weekend. | :00:47. | :00:52. | |
Welcome indeed to Something for the Weekend. It is a poignant day today | :00:52. | :00:58. | |
in terms of world history. 9/11. It doesn't seem ten years ago does it? | :00:58. | :01:04. | |
No. I was working at Xfm, on a radio show, I remember having to | :01:04. | :01:10. | |
prepare for that. I went to the mercury music awards, PJ Harvey won | :01:10. | :01:14. | |
that year and again in year. It is funny how it has come round again. | :01:14. | :01:18. | |
What were you doing? I was in Durham. A cookery demonstration. | :01:18. | :01:25. | |
About 30 people showed up. It seemed really inappropriate. | :01:25. | :01:28. | |
Everything seemed inappropriate. Was on a radio tour. We went to | :01:28. | :01:31. | |
radio stations to promote the record. All anybody was doing was | :01:31. | :01:35. | |
watching the TV and seeing how things were going to unfold. Yeah, | :01:35. | :01:40. | |
not very good was it? Very scarey. I'm going to New York on Wednesday. | :01:40. | :01:45. | |
Will it be interest position be there around the time of 9/11. Two | :01:46. | :01:50. | |
days. Other things which are happening this week, we've got the | :01:50. | :01:56. | |
Rugby World Cup. That started. So every time you turn your TV on | :01:56. | :02:06. | |
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you've got somebody going... Doing the haka. Just like that! Just like | :02:06. | :02:12. | |
that! Stick your tongue out. I have not watched any of it really. I'm | :02:12. | :02:16. | |
not a rugby fan, as people know. I'm not really into those minority | :02:16. | :02:26. | |
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sports. I'm more for foot. Yesterday in honour I had a Kiwi | :02:26. | :02:33. | |
Burger.? Honour of the rugby? It who cheese and salady-type | :02:33. | :02:40. | |
things, an egg, beetroot and pineapple. Nice. They do eat them a | :02:40. | :02:44. | |
lot down in Kiwi-land, and in Australia I believe. It was | :02:44. | :02:48. | |
delicious. In honour of it. That's good of you. And the other thing | :02:48. | :02:53. | |
which happened this weekend is Strictly is back on TV. I get | :02:54. | :03:00. | |
excited when Strictly comes on. There's the ladies and here's all | :03:00. | :03:07. | |
the men. Robbie Savage - brilliant. Donovan's got it hasn't he! He's | :03:07. | :03:11. | |
got it! I think it is going to be a really fun series. A lot of | :03:11. | :03:17. | |
characters are in there. Do you? know you clearly don't, Tim. There | :03:17. | :03:21. | |
is only one man who knows who is going to win that and that is | :03:21. | :03:27. | |
Russell Grant. He can tell what's going on can you believe he's made | :03:27. | :03:31. | |
a career out of pretending to know your future? I don't know if we | :03:31. | :03:37. | |
should say "pretending". He believes he can see your future. | :03:37. | :03:42. | |
We'll sit him down and say, "You tell us who is going to win this | :03:42. | :03:48. | |
tournament." Do you believe in the stars? I'm going to annoy people. | :03:48. | :03:55. | |
do a little bit. What are you? I change every week. I'm a Gemini at | :03:56. | :04:01. | |
the moment. I decided on Monday. I was Capricorn. I have twin | :04:01. | :04:04. | |
daughters and their personalities are so different, which prove this | :04:04. | :04:12. | |
is can't be, there is proof there that it can't work. They... It is | :04:12. | :04:16. | |
clever they manage to always write it that it could apply to so many | :04:16. | :04:21. | |
millions of people. They never say, "You're going to have a bad week." | :04:21. | :04:28. | |
They say, "You're going through a change." Or Stay in bed on | :04:28. | :04:33. | |
Wednesday." Brilliant. Russell Grant, well see what his future | :04:33. | :04:39. | |
entails on Strictly. One of the most preciously intelligent acts on | :04:39. | :04:44. | |
the comedy scene is here today, Russell Kane. He's here to tell us | :04:44. | :04:49. | |
about his new show, Manscaping. And how his personal life shaichs his | :04:49. | :04:58. | |
act. He is a dine -- shapes his act. He is a dynamic performer. Plus | :04:58. | :05:01. | |
Boomtown Rat Bob Geldof will be chatting about his upcoming tour. | :05:01. | :05:07. | |
Wift be impossible to have him on without talking about Band Aid and | :05:07. | :05:13. | |
Live Aid. You should see his skills on the trampoline. It is really | :05:13. | :05:19. | |
impressive. He's got a few tricks in his locker. If you have any | :05:19. | :05:29. | |
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questions, e-mail us or tweet us at @SFTW. Tell us your name if you are | :05:34. | :05:40. | |
going to send a tweet or an e-mail, so we know who you are, and stuff. | :05:40. | :05:47. | |
Simon, what are we making today? Russell Grant already knows what we | :05:47. | :05:54. | |
are making... Guys, please, I'm not having this the whole show! Until | :05:54. | :06:00. | |
he is knocked out, "But he knew that!" He isn't going to bother | :06:00. | :06:04. | |
training on Tuesday. Four tantalising dishes. Roasted squash | :06:04. | :06:11. | |
and pesto bake. It is a really nice, delicate flavour. Sometimes goats | :06:11. | :06:17. | |
cheese can be overpowering. This is a creamed goats cheese. The main | :06:17. | :06:21. | |
course is cod and smoked langoustine tails. These are one of | :06:21. | :06:28. | |
the most delicious things we've ever had on the show. I did a food | :06:28. | :06:31. | |
awards a few months ago and this they are divine. Absolutely | :06:31. | :06:39. | |
delicious. Penultimately we are doing Dublin Coddle with Bob Geldof, | :06:40. | :06:46. | |
who claims it is a made-up dish. was quite funny, that moment. | :06:46. | :06:51. | |
fundamentally a Luton Airported, backed breakfast dish, which I was | :06:51. | :06:56. | |
told originated in Dublin. Apparently it originated in my head. | :06:56. | :07:02. | |
And then dessert today is a classic swiss roll, we'll do that with | :07:02. | :07:09. | |
Russell. Look at that art we've created today. I like the | :07:09. | :07:12. | |
specifically-placed raspberries. did that sprinkling. That was me | :07:12. | :07:17. | |
doing that. Lover. That there you go. Our recipes are on our website | :07:17. | :07:20. | |
- bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend. Here's what else is coming up for | :07:20. | :07:27. | |
you today. It is a perilous line of work for | :07:27. | :07:37. | |
the bomb squad. There should be an explosion, just a pop, that's it. | :07:37. | :07:44. | |
There's Jurassic CGI in Planet Dinosaur. | :07:44. | :07:49. | |
And Rhod and Greg drive The World's Most Dangerous Roads. | :07:49. | :07:57. | |
Just keep on this side but don't let him push you off the road. | :07:57. | :08:02. | |
There is loads packed into the next 90 minutes. Wayne, you are skising | :08:02. | :08:09. | |
- I can't even look at him - a decade into two cocktails. | :08:09. | :08:14. | |
fashion world is inspired by the '40s revival, with older glamour. | :08:14. | :08:20. | |
Today we'll be talking about what we were drinking in the 1940s. | :08:20. | :08:26. | |
Delectable drifrpbgs. He looks good doesn't he? -- drinks. He looks | :08:26. | :08:31. | |
good, doesn't he? It is London Fashion Week on Friday. Are you | :08:31. | :08:36. | |
going? I'm away this week, so no. So you are not doing any of the | :08:36. | :08:42. | |
shows? No, not this time. Can I have your tickets? I'm not sure I | :08:42. | :08:47. | |
have any, but if I have any... We'll be throwing with Mr Rimmer. | :08:47. | :08:51. | |
We'll be throwing with Mr Rimmer. What are we making? This is a baked, | :08:51. | :08:57. | |
layered dish with squash and pesto. It is one of those things that have | :08:57. | :09:03. | |
nice flavours. Onions are cooking. Sun-blushed tomatoes, pecorino | :09:03. | :09:09. | |
cheese. A pesto of basil, garlic, olive oil, pine nuts and pecorino. | :09:09. | :09:19. | |
A soft, creamy goats cheese and an egg. Layered up, simple flavours. | :09:19. | :09:25. | |
We make them in ramekins and serve them as a onoff. It is great for | :09:25. | :09:34. | |
your new-found cooking skills, Lou. Yes! Into the bowl, both cheeses, | :09:34. | :09:40. | |
crack an egg and beat them together. The egg means that it sets. It is | :09:40. | :09:47. | |
purely to help set it all. OK. I sustained an injury this week, | :09:47. | :09:51. | |
two injuries, a running injury, hamstring. And yesterday I was in | :09:51. | :09:59. | |
the park with the kids and I got -- a conker fell out of the tree, | :09:59. | :10:08. | |
smacked me on the head and really, really hurt. LAUGHTER It went bam! | :10:08. | :10:14. | |
If you don't have any hair it bounced off? It stuck in. Did you | :10:14. | :10:20. | |
play conkers at school? Yeah. you heat them up and put them in | :10:20. | :10:27. | |
vinegar? I did that as well. I put them in vinegar and put them in the | :10:27. | :10:32. | |
oven. I think I did that with my grandparents. If yours was a | :10:32. | :10:37. | |
threeer or a sixer and you played someone with a five, yours became | :10:37. | :10:43. | |
an eighter and you took their points as well. You've had people | :10:43. | :10:50. | |
walking around with a 116er. Good days. It should come back. My kids | :10:50. | :10:55. | |
love collecting conkers. Aren't they banned now? From taking them | :10:55. | :11:04. | |
to school? Health and safety. Not at our school. Basil, garlic. Cut | :11:04. | :11:09. | |
the edges off the pecorino and grate it. It is quite a strong | :11:09. | :11:14. | |
smell, this. It is a nice smell, because it is a subtle goats cheese. | :11:14. | :11:22. | |
Goats cheese is overpowering. with this? It is a fine grater that. | :11:22. | :11:29. | |
Would you have gone for a coarser grater? I would have just put in | :11:29. | :11:33. | |
lumps. You could do that but it never breaks down. We want it to | :11:33. | :11:40. | |
come together, so the finer it is grated, the better. I went to an | :11:40. | :11:44. | |
open-air cinema. I would love to do that. It is not really good in | :11:44. | :11:49. | |
England, because it rained What did you do? Sat there with our coats | :11:49. | :11:55. | |
and brolly above us. It was good though. It was Grease. It was funny, | :11:55. | :12:00. | |
because everyone sings along and claps. Where was that? Chiswick | :12:00. | :12:05. | |
House? West London. It was very entertaining. But the moral story | :12:05. | :12:11. | |
of Grease is awful isn't it? The ind. Smoke cigarettes to get the | :12:11. | :12:16. | |
man, dress in a leather jacket. good morals. Some of their | :12:16. | :12:25. | |
behaviour was awful. Ken Clarke doesn't need to go further than | :12:25. | :12:31. | |
Travolta and Olivia Newton-John really to know what's wrong with | :12:31. | :12:36. | |
our youth. I did think it was clean cut and then I remembered bits of | :12:36. | :12:45. | |
the film, and I had kids. They said, "PG" I was embarrassed. Pepper in | :12:45. | :12:53. | |
there, whizz that around. As it is going, drizzle at a gentle rate. | :12:53. | :12:58. | |
This is really all about... You didn't put the pine nuts in there. | :12:58. | :13:08. | |
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Lou, this is all about Assembly. Onions, pumpkin, pepper and sun- | :13:08. | :13:14. | |
blushed tomatoes. Spoon half the onions into the base of our dish. | :13:14. | :13:24. | |
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a handful, probably half of the tomatoes. All of this in? All of it, | :13:34. | :13:38. | |
mates. Because we are using this as a bit of a sauce, you want it all | :13:39. | :13:44. | |
to come together. Why just half of everything? It is not really | :13:44. | :13:52. | |
filling up. What isn't? The dish. It will, Lou. It will. Dribble half | :13:52. | :13:57. | |
our pesto. Now we are getting more flavour and nice colours. Spoon | :13:57. | :14:05. | |
half the cheese. You can sprit or dollop it. As it cooks it -- you | :14:05. | :14:11. | |
can dollop it. There is nothing holding it together other than the | :14:12. | :14:19. | |
egg. I can't see you enjoying this, Tim. I like squash but I'm not | :14:19. | :14:24. | |
really into goats cheese. Fine, so one out of the six ingredients you | :14:24. | :14:30. | |
like! I like pesto. I'm looking forward to trying it. This is our | :14:30. | :14:37. | |
veggie dish of the day, so if you don't endorse it, it is a sad state | :14:37. | :14:41. | |
of affairs. I'm feeling quite defensive about it now, "Don't | :14:41. | :14:47. | |
worry your pretty little head, I'll do it myself!" You've completely | :14:47. | :14:53. | |
taken over my role. Spoon the rest of that on. I love the smell of | :14:53. | :15:01. | |
pesto. And finally, we sprinkle on the pecorino. Maybe a bit generous | :15:01. | :15:07. | |
on the first layering Lou. Was I? Just a tad. I didn't know we were | :15:07. | :15:15. | |
thought we was saving some. That's what I said, it is not filling up. | :15:15. | :15:23. | |
I thought the word "half" was a clue. If you had given me a heads | :15:23. | :15:33. | |
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layer so you cover it, and as it breaks the except sit. You could do | :15:44. | :15:51. | |
this in advance this week. No, you are working away this week. Lovely, | :15:51. | :15:59. | |
thanks. That goes into the oven, and then what we end up with is | :15:59. | :16:09. | |
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this. That smells delicious. All we do, the big scoop of this. It does | :16:11. | :16:21. | |
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look lovely. I am going to pretend it is healthy by putting some | :16:21. | :16:31. | |
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lettuce alongside it. Feel free to begin, Tim! You don't get an | :16:34. | :16:39. | |
overpowering flavour of goat's cheese. It doesn't. Yes, lovely. | :16:39. | :16:45. | |
It's is just a subtle flavour that works well with tomatoes. What is | :16:45. | :16:53. | |
the main course? Cod with langoustines from Scotland. All of | :16:53. | :17:00. | |
today's recipes are on the website. This is a new two part documentary | :17:00. | :17:05. | |
following bomb disposal officer Adam and their team on tour in | :17:05. | :17:09. | |
Afghanistan. Everything they do is filmed and the tension is | :17:09. | :17:14. | |
unbearable as we watched the day- to-day work of The Bomb Squad. | :17:14. | :17:24. | |
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Adam will try to cut the wire, but Start getting ready to move. Just | :17:30. | :17:40. | |
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watch the cables. There should be a pop, not an explosion. The wire at | :17:47. | :17:55. | |
his court but it does not mean the bomb is now safe. The device is | :17:55. | :17:59. | |
placed to target an individual and is based on what they do, where | :17:59. | :18:05. | |
they go, what time they go for, what they torch. As soon as we find | :18:05. | :18:10. | |
a way to counter that, they try to change it and introduce something | :18:10. | :18:15. | |
else. We are like, they have developed this now, and it is a | :18:15. | :18:20. | |
game of cat and mouse. It is ongoing. There will be times when a | :18:20. | :18:25. | |
new device is discovered, and in a lot of instances it will involve | :18:25. | :18:29. | |
someone being injured before we have established what it is. | :18:29. | :18:34. | |
Everything we do is watch closely in order that we can be targeted in | :18:34. | :18:42. | |
the future. You can watch The Bomb Squad on | :18:42. | :18:47. | |
Tuesday at 10:35pm on BBC One. first guest is the driving force | :18:47. | :18:51. | |
between Band Aid and Live Aid, but he first burst of fame as the lead | :18:51. | :18:57. | |
singer of the Boomtown Rats. He is now back with a critically- | :18:57. | :19:07. | |
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acclaimed albums, including this Ash so today is the day we are | :19:16. | :19:25. | |
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going to come and declare our victory. Just you and me and our | :19:29. | :19:39. | |
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Silly Pretty Thing. You silly pretty little thing now. Welcome to | :19:42. | :19:47. | |
Something For The Weekend, a very bouncy Bob Geldof. For get the | :19:47. | :19:52. | |
music, let's discuss your trampolining career. That was | :19:52. | :19:59. | |
amazing! That is what I am going to do on stage as well. Forget music, | :19:59. | :20:06. | |
I am just going to get a trampoline. So, her new album out. Exciting | :20:06. | :20:12. | |
times for you to be releasing a new album now? I mean that is what you | :20:12. | :20:20. | |
do, but I do music all the time, I play all the time. New songs, the | :20:20. | :20:25. | |
impulse to music occurs infrequently, and when it does I do | :20:25. | :20:30. | |
an album. Much to my dismay, people like it. You never think about it | :20:30. | :20:34. | |
really but they like it and you think that is nice. Say you go | :20:34. | :20:40. | |
through stages without writing music? It's not that I don't want | :20:40. | :20:46. | |
to, but I do other stuff. At a certain time it presses on you. I | :20:46. | :20:52. | |
know it sounds weird, but it does. It pushes and there is this impulse | :20:52. | :20:58. | |
towards picking up the guitar and then it just comes out. 32 songs in | :20:59. | :21:03. | |
this case. Do you lock yourself away and do it as and when you feel | :21:03. | :21:13. | |
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like it? You don't set time aside? Unfortunately I don't have to set | :21:14. | :21:19. | |
times but it does come, there is this sort of dam burst, and I | :21:19. | :21:23. | |
suppose part of you is collecting sentences and ideas in your | :21:23. | :21:27. | |
subconscious. Ultimately that demands to be out and that is what | :21:27. | :21:35. | |
happens. I go to my friend's Place, Pete who still plays for me, and he | :21:35. | :21:40. | |
knows how to use this stuff. We sit in his bedroom like kids and we | :21:41. | :21:48. | |
construct it from there. The album has not got a theme to it, it is an | :21:48. | :21:53. | |
eclectic mix. It is because there are 32 tracks that I recorded and I | :21:53. | :21:59. | |
can't tell which are the ones... Obviously they are all works of | :21:59. | :22:05. | |
genius, which is what you were saying earlier. "why isn't it a | :22:05. | :22:13. | |
tribute album?" for that is what I said! He play it to people and | :22:13. | :22:17. | |
ultimately you distil it down to 10, 10 that are for some reason what | :22:17. | :22:23. | |
you want to here, what feels like you at that moment. Like a man | :22:23. | :22:28. | |
doing paintings in the gallery, he made do many but he only shows 10 | :22:28. | :22:33. | |
because that is what he wants to be at that time. You distil it down to | :22:33. | :22:39. | |
10, and when you hear it back it is right. As a result, having done 30 | :22:39. | :22:44. | |
songs, the net result is that they would be from all over the place | :22:45. | :22:50. | |
musically but there is one central feeding to it. When you tour, do | :22:50. | :22:57. | |
you do Boomtown Rats? Of course because it is 35 years of writing | :22:57. | :23:07. | |
songs. Some of that work at the moment, they are just songs to me | :23:07. | :23:15. | |
so I do a lot of them. The Boomtown Rats were massive when I was a kid | :23:15. | :23:19. | |
but Live Aid was so much bigger than it, that it has eclipsed your | :23:19. | :23:26. | |
music career. I remember seeing on Top Of the Pops ripping up posters | :23:26. | :23:32. | |
of Olivia Newton-John and people being enraged by it, Boomtown Rats | :23:32. | :23:37. | |
were massive but Live Aid has eclipsed it. That is because | :23:37. | :23:41. | |
millions of people watched Top Of the Pops but the vast bulk of the | :23:41. | :23:47. | |
population didn't, but the vast bulk of the population participated | :23:47. | :23:53. | |
in Live Aid. It was practically the entire country, royal wedding plus, | :23:53. | :23:58. | |
and everybody contributed. When you are buying a Boomtown Rats record, | :23:59. | :24:07. | |
I don't want this to sound like an old man, but to get there we have | :24:07. | :24:15. | |
to sell 690,000 records to get there. It has changed a lot. | :24:15. | :24:18. | |
Monday's was one of the best- selling records, even do They Know | :24:18. | :24:27. | |
It's Christmas sold a million out of a population of 52, but nearly | :24:27. | :24:33. | |
all of that 52 watched Live Aid. It dwarfs everything you do and you | :24:33. | :24:39. | |
have got to live with that. Music was quite political back then. I | :24:39. | :24:44. | |
have got to tell you this - my kids were so excited to meet you today | :24:44. | :24:53. | |
because at school they were asked to do a project. They had to choose | :24:53. | :24:55. | |
between three people - Oskar Schindler's, Dr Barnardo or you - | :24:55. | :25:05. | |
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it is fantastic, isn't it? My kids would be mortified at pictures of | :25:10. | :25:15. | |
me picking my nose! The news about that was quite political. Music | :25:15. | :25:21. | |
these days, is it as political, do you think? Could somebody do what | :25:21. | :25:27. | |
you did now? Certainly the conditions. I am desperate and | :25:27. | :25:31. | |
waiting for the voice that grabs this moment and somehow you just | :25:31. | :25:37. | |
feel it is Absalom be right. That is what it feels like to be alive | :25:37. | :25:41. | |
now in these conditions. You have got to remember when the punk thing | :25:41. | :25:47. | |
exploded, it was similar, unemployment, the economy was | :25:47. | :25:51. | |
changing to a service economy and the reaction of young people coming | :25:51. | :26:01. | |
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out of school was "where's the jobs?" back in the 60s there were | :26:02. | :26:08. | |
people like the Rolling Stones, like the Beatles, saying what is | :26:08. | :26:13. | |
this? I am waiting for that and I listen to a lot of new music. | :26:13. | :26:18. | |
Sometimes it is suggested but they never quite nail it. I am not | :26:18. | :26:23. | |
talking about overt political songs, they are boring, but when | :26:23. | :26:27. | |
rock'n'roll can still articulate its time it is a powerful thing. | :26:27. | :26:32. | |
You get a voice, a time to say something and be heard. You might | :26:32. | :26:39. | |
not even know what it is about. I saw a clip of I Don't Like Mondays | :26:39. | :26:42. | |
and most people thought that was about going to work on Monday after | :26:42. | :26:48. | |
a hard weekend. In fact it was about something else, but it was | :26:48. | :26:52. | |
during a time of a lot of strikes in Britain so the engineers unions | :26:52. | :26:57. | |
went on strike every Monday and asked if they could use it for | :26:57. | :27:02. | |
their banners. It is what is suggested by an idea, and that is | :27:02. | :27:10. | |
why sometimes this minor art form of pop music is bigger than is | :27:10. | :27:14. | |
suggested by some television programmes like the X Factor. | :27:14. | :27:19. | |
you got into music, did you ever think you would have as much power | :27:19. | :27:23. | |
through the music that you have actually had? On the first | :27:23. | :27:27. | |
interview I ever did it was with the New Musical Express, and they | :27:27. | :27:33. | |
said do you want to be famous? I said yes, and they said that is a | :27:33. | :27:38. | |
bit naff. I said I want to use the platform to talk about things that | :27:38. | :27:43. | |
bother me, and that was 1976. have got a brilliant clip to show | :27:43. | :27:50. | |
later. It will be mortally embarrassing. Do I look good? | :27:50. | :27:55. | |
Otherwise I want to see it now! are talking to Margaret Thatcher, | :27:55. | :28:01. | |
hammering her and going. We will share that later. I will be talking | :28:01. | :28:11. | |
:28:11. | :28:16. | ||
more with Bob Geldof later in the show. You have just made it up! | :28:16. | :28:21. | |
There is still time to send any of your questions on Twitter, and also | :28:21. | :28:27. | |
for the comedian Russell Kane. is time to peel back the years now. | :28:27. | :28:31. | |
You don't need to sing the lyrics, you don't need to name the actors, | :28:32. | :28:36. | |
even know the stories behind the headlines, you just need to name | :28:36. | :28:46. | |
:28:46. | :28:58. | ||
It was, said the Queen, the beginning of a new and historic | :28:58. | :29:03. | |
journey for the Scottish people. She was speaking as the first | :29:03. | :29:09. | |
Scottish parliament for 100 years was officially opened in Edinburgh. | :29:09. | :29:14. | |
Today the national minimum wage came into first, set at �3.60 an | :29:14. | :29:23. | |
hour. Two Libyans accused of murdering people by blowing up a | :29:23. | :29:33. | |
:29:33. | :29:51. | ||
Look, here he comes. It looks like Sky Walker is moving up the field. | :29:51. | :29:56. | |
That was Star Wars and I saw the original that, number three, it in | :29:56. | :30:01. | |
1976 or something so that must mean it is from the 60s or something. | :30:01. | :30:11. | |
:30:11. | :30:12. | ||
have never seen Star Wars. Never How can you not have seen them? I | :30:12. | :30:18. | |
blame your mum and dad. Did they never take you to the cinema? | :30:18. | :30:23. | |
Sometimes when everyone tells you how brilliant something is, I think, | :30:23. | :30:30. | |
I'm not going to do it then. In 1977 I was 14, really stroppy then. | :30:30. | :30:35. | |
Surely Star Wars would have intrigued you? Probably, but I was | :30:35. | :30:43. | |
probably just grumpy. What year was that? Ten years ago? I have no idea. | :30:43. | :30:51. | |
2001? I don't know. I don't know. I will go 2000. I don't know. I don't | :30:51. | :30:54. | |
even know the record. It is something that youngsters listen to, | :30:54. | :31:04. | |
:31:04. | :31:08. | ||
Tim. Clearly I had lost interest. And this was by? Hm. I don't know. | :31:08. | :31:14. | |
We revisited my mum's classic We revisited my mum's classic | :31:14. | :31:24. | |
:31:24. | :31:28. | ||
lasagne this week. Christopher from Glasgow in a Paolo | :31:28. | :31:34. | |
Maldini shirt. He said it was like Maldini -- packed a punch and was | :31:34. | :31:41. | |
extremely memorable. Two beautiful ladies from Lancashire made it and | :31:41. | :31:51. | |
:31:51. | :31:51. | ||
said it was fantastic. And from the new romantic era, Julie made the | :31:51. | :31:59. | |
lasagne. They've started keeping obese and haven't worked out how to | :31:59. | :32:07. | |
take off the outfit yet! Have you done it? No. You know you are | :32:07. | :32:15. | |
protected but the bees are buzzing round your head. If they sting | :32:15. | :32:21. | |
you... It is quite scary, even though you know you are protected. | :32:21. | :32:27. | |
As ever, our funny food pictures. Dog in a hot chocolate cup. That is | :32:27. | :32:35. | |
a dog, yeah. Is it as good as the hippo carrot from last week? Yes, I | :32:35. | :32:43. | |
prefer, I supermuch more of a preference for things looking like | :32:43. | :32:48. | |
something to seeing stuff in food. A happy cocktail. You can tell | :32:48. | :32:55. | |
that's ghostly. Brilliant. Haunted cocktail. A happy cocktail. That's | :32:55. | :33:02. | |
Wayne's challenge, to create something like that. If you do find | :33:02. | :33:06. | |
things in food that amuse you, e- mail via | :33:06. | :33:11. | |
bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend, or you can tweet us at @SFTW. | :33:11. | :33:18. | |
smell is amazing. It is the smell of smoked fish. We are going to do | :33:18. | :33:25. | |
smoked langoustines with cod. We've got cod, our smoked langoustines, | :33:25. | :33:29. | |
peeled tomatoes, butter, green peppers, garlic and tarragon. These | :33:29. | :33:37. | |
are the fellas when they are cooked. I was at the Grampian Food Festival | :33:37. | :33:42. | |
a while ago and tasted them there. Really good. Anything smoked is | :33:42. | :33:47. | |
good but it it was first time I had a smoked langoustine tail. That's | :33:47. | :33:51. | |
really good. Really strong flavour. Impossible | :33:51. | :33:58. | |
not to continually eat them. gutted for everybody at home who | :33:58. | :34:03. | |
can't taste these. That is delicious. If you get hold of them, | :34:03. | :34:10. | |
you could maybe do half and half of cod, and smoked salmon. Where did | :34:10. | :34:15. | |
you get them from? A company in Aberdeen shipped them down for us. | :34:15. | :34:21. | |
Search on-line. Delicious. We are going to cook the cod. As ever, the | :34:21. | :34:28. | |
fish is up to room temperature so it will cook well in the pan. Oil | :34:28. | :34:35. | |
on there. Salt, pepper. Rub it in. Beautiful. I love cod. It is still | :34:35. | :34:42. | |
one of my favourite fish. And there are still sustainable sources of it. | :34:42. | :34:49. | |
As long as you buy sustainable... How would you know? Nowadays if it | :34:49. | :34:55. | |
doesn't say on there that it is a recognised source, you can't | :34:55. | :35:03. | |
guarantee it. Fishmongers will know, and if it's been caught off the | :35:03. | :35:10. | |
north Irish coast. The sauce: onion. Cooked nice and gently. This is | :35:10. | :35:18. | |
quite an oilly sauce for our langoustine tails. We need diced | :35:18. | :35:23. | |
peppers to go in there. Diced peppers. Little squares of, however | :35:23. | :35:28. | |
small you want to make them. So this week's news, anything | :35:28. | :35:32. | |
exciting? Not for me. I've been watching a lot of sport. Have you | :35:32. | :35:37. | |
watched the ten is? No. Murray sadly got knocked out last night. | :35:37. | :35:42. | |
It is the US Open. Djokovic went through. He annoys me a bit. He | :35:42. | :35:47. | |
does that ball bouncing. All the tennis players have something but | :35:47. | :35:55. | |
he does that bouncing thing for hours. Nadal picks... I was | :35:55. | :36:00. | |
thinking about spitting. No-one's doing that, Tim. That would get | :36:00. | :36:07. | |
people talking about me. LAUGHTER At every point. What do you think? | :36:07. | :36:11. | |
I like the thing you were telling me about mind games in tennis. You | :36:11. | :36:16. | |
should do that more, criticising other people. I like that. I was | :36:16. | :36:24. | |
watching a bit of an an ture tour, and they were talking to each other | :36:24. | :36:34. | |
a lot -- an amateur tour. That would be maybe better than the | :36:34. | :36:39. | |
spitting one, to be honest. No, I think spitting. You can imagine the | :36:39. | :36:45. | |
outrage? Only too well. I'm talking now as if I'm going to make it as a | :36:45. | :36:50. | |
pro! You do think it. What happened to the football results this week? | :36:50. | :36:55. | |
I didn't see. Liverpool are on fire, how did they get on yesterday? | :36:55. | :37:00. | |
Liverpool lost 1-0 to Stoke with a controversial penalty. We had many | :37:00. | :37:07. | |
chances and should have won the game I'm friendly with Tony Pulis | :37:07. | :37:15. | |
the manager. Did he pick up the phone and sing Delilah to you? | :37:15. | :37:21. | |
That's the song they sing. I was going on Saturday but couldn't, I | :37:21. | :37:26. | |
hate going to watch my team lose. I can't find any comfort in a good | :37:26. | :37:30. | |
display with a defeat, can you? don't know. Sometimes when you go | :37:30. | :37:37. | |
and you lose, you kind of feel you've done your bit. It makes me | :37:37. | :37:42. | |
depressed. Have I done enough? Beautiful. Chuck those in with the | :37:42. | :37:52. | |
onions Tandgar lick. This is quite an oilly -- chuck those in with the | :37:52. | :38:02. | |
onions and garlic. This is quite an oily fish. Muck in the delicious | :38:02. | :38:07. | |
Lang -- chuck in the delicious langoustine tails. We've skinned | :38:07. | :38:11. | |
the tomatoes and chopped them. If you want to leave the skins on you | :38:11. | :38:19. | |
can. They tend to stick in your teeth. It only takes seconds to do | :38:20. | :38:25. | |
it. Put a cross on the bottom, put them in boiling water and count to | :38:25. | :38:29. | |
ten and the skin comes off. You can use tinned tomatoes but I think | :38:29. | :38:34. | |
this needs to be a fresh different we've got delicious flavours in | :38:34. | :38:39. | |
there. Bring it to the boil and simmer it. The trooments will cook | :38:39. | :38:46. | |
down. We want -- the tomatoes will cook down. You want the oily sauce, | :38:46. | :38:54. | |
that lovely flavour coming through. The next job for you, Tim, is chop | :38:54. | :39:00. | |
tarragon. Do you think we could knock out your mum's lasagne in our | :39:00. | :39:07. | |
catering vans? I think so. We would have to do it under licence. She's | :39:07. | :39:14. | |
not cheap. It is not long until the Olympics. We had better pick some | :39:14. | :39:19. | |
menus. Remember the duck meatballs? That is always going to work for us. | :39:19. | :39:23. | |
Do you have the stalks in this as well? It doesn't really matter, but | :39:23. | :39:28. | |
in an ideal world, take the leaves off and go for it. If you were | :39:28. | :39:34. | |
cooking a slow-cooked casserole with tarragon, it is nice to have | :39:34. | :39:39. | |
the stem in. Back to this. It is nice and oily. Once you've chopped | :39:39. | :39:45. | |
it, that can all go straight in to the little stew. You get all that | :39:45. | :39:50. | |
lovely tarragon flavour. To finish the figures as we sa often do, we | :39:50. | :39:57. | |
are going to -- so often do, we are going to add butter. Did you like | :39:57. | :40:06. | |
the Boomtown Rats? I did. It was a great album. I've got their first | :40:06. | :40:13. | |
two albums. I remember Johnny Fingers, he played the piano in his | :40:13. | :40:20. | |
pyjamas. And Angus from AC/DC in his school uniform. Why don't | :40:20. | :40:30. | |
:40:30. | :40:30. | ||
people do it any more? Or do they? Dappy from N-Dubz. He dresses as a | :40:30. | :40:38. | |
toddler. Yes there, is that! Drain the excess butter so the butter | :40:38. | :40:44. | |
puts richness into that. The tarragon gives us a flavour. | :40:44. | :40:48. | |
There's got to be somebody who dresss in a strange way. I think | :40:49. | :40:54. | |
Wayne is trying to do it in a cocktail man. Bob, when did Johnny | :40:54. | :41:01. | |
Fingers decide to wear pyjamas? the very beginning. Did he come in | :41:01. | :41:11. | |
:41:11. | :41:14. | ||
one day and say, "I've decided to wear pyjamas.", Snow, that was - No, | :41:14. | :41:20. | |
it was from the get-go. You can walk around shopping centres | :41:20. | :41:30. | |
:41:30. | :41:31. | ||
anywhere in Britain and see people in pyjamas. Do dig in. Try some of | :41:31. | :41:39. | |
this Bob or is it materially for you? What is the this? Cod. And try | :41:39. | :41:49. | |
the smoked langoustines tail. are you doing later? Swiss roll | :41:49. | :41:54. | |
with Russell and with Bob the classic Irish dish of Dublin Coddle. | :41:54. | :42:01. | |
I've never heard of it. Johnny fingers loved it. The famous doubly | :42:01. | :42:08. | |
Coddle. I thought this was it. They'll be on our website - | :42:08. | :42:15. | |
bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend. Langoustine is Irish for prawn | :42:15. | :42:19. | |
isn't it? It's the same address if you want to e-mail questions to our | :42:19. | :42:25. | |
guest. Or you with tweet us at @SFTW. If you fancy a big helping | :42:25. | :42:35. | |
:42:35. | :42:36. | ||
of something Jurassic this is for you. As well as CGI. This is Planet | :42:36. | :42:42. | |
you. As well as CGI. This is Planet Dinosaur. | :42:42. | :42:52. | |
:42:52. | :42:54. | ||
Land-based killer. A meat eater, a carnosaur. A cousin | :42:54. | :42:59. | |
of allosauru suction but four times bigger, with serrated teeth. It was | :42:59. | :43:06. | |
a giant killer. Up to 13 metres long and weighing | :43:06. | :43:16. | |
:43:16. | :43:17. | ||
around 7 tonnes, like spin osaurus it was bigger than T Rex. This may | :43:18. | :43:22. | |
superneed up to 500 square kilometres each. | :43:22. | :43:32. | |
:43:32. | :43:37. | ||
Making competition for the best Knees young male s both want | :43:37. | :43:44. | |
supremacy over this territory. Dominating the land is the key for | :43:44. | :43:54. | |
:43:54. | :44:10. | ||
survival of these killers, and that You can walk with the carnivores of | :44:10. | :44:17. | |
Planet Dinosaur on Wednesday at 8.30pm on BBC intck and BBC is HD. | :44:17. | :44:23. | |
Our second guest has taken the comedy world by storm since winning | :44:23. | :44:27. | |
the Comedy Award in Edinburgh for his Smokescreens And Castles. | :44:27. | :44:35. | |
is quite an unfriendly ack sense. The London accent a open -- accent. | :44:35. | :44:45. | |
:44:45. | :44:47. | ||
I'm in first class, I'm fine. Taught my mum to use Skype. And | :44:47. | :44:57. | |
:44:57. | :45:02. | ||
there's my mum with her eye against Even his urine used to scare me as | :45:02. | :45:11. | |
a child. Dad up to the toilet, naked, discharge urine, retreat. | :45:11. | :45:16. | |
Comedian, presenter, welcome to the programme, Russell Kane. Change of | :45:16. | :45:23. | |
image. If you have got it, restyle it. Is that just something you | :45:23. | :45:28. | |
thought about, you would do? If I wear it like this on stage, I sweat | :45:28. | :45:38. | |
:45:38. | :45:40. | ||
so much. My default haircut is Lego. I am straight! Last week there was | :45:40. | :45:46. | |
an issue with your luggage, you lost it. How precious these things | :45:46. | :45:52. | |
are, I am supposed to promote myself and my tour, but I had flown | :45:52. | :45:56. | |
in for this interview on the morning TV station. I won't mention | :45:56. | :46:04. | |
the airline, but whatever they asked me I said "where is my | :46:04. | :46:11. | |
luggage?"! One bloke thing I have got is that I don't need too many | :46:11. | :46:19. | |
shrews, and like an idiot I put all of them in my luggage. I have to | :46:19. | :46:26. | |
wear special Archers. What is going on with that? I have flat feet. I | :46:26. | :46:32. | |
think I have a syndrome, don't pretend this is normal what I can | :46:32. | :46:37. | |
do with my skin. You can put a clove of garlic and some basil in | :46:37. | :46:44. | |
there, cooking reference to! you good at yoga? Are and stretchy, | :46:44. | :46:48. | |
but people who are double-jointed are more prone to injury is because | :46:48. | :46:53. | |
you stretch more than your skeleton is capable of. When I'm on stage I | :46:53. | :46:59. | |
do an impression of my dad doing his cockney voice, and I stretched | :46:59. | :47:07. | |
too much with the pose. You are at Essex, is that right? A my dad is | :47:08. | :47:12. | |
from Berkeley, which is Essex. Every week we went down to Southend. | :47:12. | :47:18. | |
When my mum got pregnant she was just over the border in Enfield and | :47:18. | :47:23. | |
that is where the council flat was, but the connection was always with | :47:23. | :47:28. | |
Essex. As soon as I could, I moved out there. Do you like being in | :47:28. | :47:34. | |
Essex? It has so much publicity at the moment. Do you play on that? | :47:34. | :47:42. | |
The reality of the best bit is a pigeon pecking, the reality of a | :47:42. | :47:48. | |
tramp fallen out of a nightclub. It is not really that part of Essex, I | :47:48. | :47:53. | |
like the peer. Use seen quite proud of Essex, what do you think of the | :47:53. | :47:57. | |
image Essex is being given at the moment. You are intelligent and | :47:57. | :48:04. | |
they are trading on being stupid. think it is brilliant, it is folly. | :48:04. | :48:09. | |
People from Essex get it. It is ironic. You are laughing at it in | :48:09. | :48:14. | |
two ways but some people don't get it, say I don't understand it at | :48:14. | :48:24. | |
all. Do you want the sambuca?! Many people say my region is being | :48:24. | :48:31. | |
traded badly. Going down with hair straightness, saying we will not be | :48:31. | :48:39. | |
depressed! Let's talk about celebrity Mastermind. I don't know | :48:39. | :48:48. | |
if I can talk about it. No, because you might get in trouble. It is | :48:48. | :48:55. | |
pretty good, isn't it, going on Mastermind? Yes, because when I was | :48:55. | :49:00. | |
growing up books and Radio 4 were like transmissions coming from the | :49:00. | :49:04. | |
Republic of middle-class coming through my wall. My dad was like I | :49:04. | :49:09. | |
have never read a book, I have never needed to, look at these | :49:09. | :49:14. | |
hounds! He was a doorman, rugby player, scuba diver, so of course I | :49:14. | :49:24. | |
:49:24. | :49:25. | ||
hate sport, I am as camp as I can be. What did he think of you? I | :49:26. | :49:31. | |
know he is dead now, isn't he? is like a lot of working-class | :49:31. | :49:36. | |
dance. He was all do when he had meso he was like some people's | :49:36. | :49:43. | |
grandad. I was never abused, I never went without food or clothes, | :49:43. | :49:47. | |
but they have no emotional literacy. Sometimes they say having a | :49:47. | :49:53. | |
daughter brings that out more in a man, but we were two boys. My | :49:53. | :49:58. | |
mother said as soon as we could move we were more like men to him! | :49:58. | :50:02. | |
When I see photos I don't recognise the softness of the expression on | :50:02. | :50:08. | |
his face, but as soon as I got older he was getting me into a | :50:08. | :50:13. | |
metal sheet work, getting the asbestos out of the loft. Men are | :50:13. | :50:18. | |
still like that. I have daughters and I am very soppy with them. | :50:18. | :50:26. | |
Maybe you are right, otherwise I would be playing football. My mum | :50:26. | :50:34. | |
said "he is very proud of you in private." I thought what kind of a | :50:34. | :50:39. | |
person needs to say you have got a degree, have you? I will be in the | :50:39. | :50:47. | |
shed. What is your new show about? Last year I metaphorically and | :50:47. | :50:53. | |
literally grieved for my dad, I wasn't coping with it so I buried | :50:53. | :50:58. | |
him at the end of the last show. This time I am talking about myself. | :50:58. | :51:02. | |
It is nice everyone thinks I am super successful but in my mind I | :51:02. | :51:06. | |
am just at the top of the upper and coming breaking through, which is | :51:06. | :51:13. | |
nice but quite scary. The amount of labels you had to say when you were | :51:14. | :51:19. | |
introducing me. You must relate to that, I have been through many | :51:19. | :51:27. | |
incarnations. At the same time my personal life went a bit haywire, a | :51:27. | :51:31. | |
long-term relationship broke up. it is quite a good time now for | :51:31. | :51:36. | |
what you are doing. Comedy has a lot of platforms. You can be as | :51:36. | :51:41. | |
outrageous as you want to be and people are enjoying it, and being | :51:41. | :51:46. | |
open-minded on comedy nowadays. At the alternative has become more | :51:46. | :51:55. | |
mainstream so I discovered about five fake selves I could be. It was | :51:55. | :52:01. | |
a complete disaster, so I talk about that. I am supposed to be on | :52:01. | :52:06. | |
BBC One Dancing for charity, that is not me. I thought rather than | :52:06. | :52:11. | |
pretending, why not talk about being lost? I hear you were very | :52:11. | :52:16. | |
successful at Edinburgh. Once you have won an award it is hard | :52:16. | :52:23. | |
following yourself. Russell is staying with us to help Simon Cook, | :52:23. | :52:33. | |
:52:33. | :52:34. | ||
so no excuse not to send in your questions for him or Bob Geldof. | :52:34. | :52:42. | |
Here is a bit of what else is on the show today. It is getting hairy | :52:42. | :52:49. | |
on The World's Most Dangerous Roads. It is the maddest thing I have ever | :52:49. | :52:59. | |
:52:59. | :53:03. | ||
seen in my life. Simon is making a swiss roll. And the waking the dead | :53:03. | :53:13. | |
:53:13. | :53:15. | ||
spin-off, the Body Farm. Our retail expert will be guiding us threw | :53:15. | :53:22. | |
everything you need to go back to university or school. Now we are | :53:22. | :53:28. | |
joined in the kitchen by Bob Geldof. We are talking about this dish, the | :53:28. | :53:35. | |
Dublin coddle. Amanda who sometimes presents this show as well, she | :53:35. | :53:42. | |
says it was always her grand mothers speciality. She made it up. | :53:42. | :53:50. | |
For she has made it up as well? We are making this dish and Bob is | :53:50. | :53:58. | |
not convinced it exists. Maybe our family told it's something | :53:58. | :54:08. | |
:54:08. | :54:09. | ||
completely different! It appears in several Dublin literary references | :54:09. | :54:18. | |
including James Joyce. Russell, you did Mastermind with Evelyn Waugh, | :54:18. | :54:24. | |
right? I don't know if I'm supposed to reveal that. But you're | :54:24. | :54:34. | |
:54:34. | :54:42. | ||
literature buff. Look up references to Dublin coddle! It is a layered | :54:42. | :54:46. | |
breakfast style dishful stock do you do cooking? When I am in the | :54:46. | :54:54. | |
mood, yes. What do you cook? Name it, I will give it a go. My dad was | :54:54. | :55:00. | |
a chef, and a very good one. He was on the Queen Mary, in the best | :55:00. | :55:06. | |
hotels in Paris and London so he knew his kick. I was brought up | :55:06. | :55:13. | |
around that. My sisters are better but I picked up by osmosis. What | :55:13. | :55:20. | |
are we making? It is a layered breakfast dish. The theory goes | :55:20. | :55:25. | |
that it is something we made with any leftover bits of bacon, sausage, | :55:25. | :55:30. | |
meet that can be cooked on Thursday so it would last until past the | :55:30. | :55:35. | |
Friday when you could only eat fish. We have sausages, bacon, butter, | :55:35. | :55:45. | |
:55:45. | :56:00. | ||
shopping? Sure. You do the potatoes. See, I get the potatoes! Irish stew | :56:00. | :56:07. | |
slicing, thinly. Did you ever think about doing politics? I know you | :56:07. | :56:14. | |
are into politics, but becoming a politician yourself? Cooking! | :56:14. | :56:19. | |
Representing a party. Did you ever think about doing it yourself? | :56:19. | :56:25. | |
because I am not a party man. I vote whatever feels right at that | :56:25. | :56:31. | |
moment. Also you end up being part of many people, and if you stand | :56:31. | :56:34. | |
for election in a constituency and save vote for me, we represent this, | :56:34. | :56:41. | |
then you are lying if you don't go along with what the party platform | :56:41. | :56:46. | |
is. We have this clip of you talking to Margaret Thatcher. | :56:46. | :56:52. | |
think it is the one where I bumped into her by accident. I didn't know | :56:52. | :56:58. | |
she was there so I seized my moment. You did, and it is brilliant TV. | :56:58. | :57:07. | |
have a problem with VAT. But don't forget, we have used some of 80 | :57:07. | :57:13. | |
your VAT to give back. At the moment you have got a problem with | :57:13. | :57:17. | |
the butter mountain commune don't have to dispose it. Selling it to | :57:17. | :57:27. | |
the Russians is the cheapest way. If you can get it down... But it is | :57:27. | :57:31. | |
a by-product of butter. A lot is going, a lot of surface food is | :57:31. | :57:36. | |
going, but don't forget... People are dying and that is the terrible | :57:36. | :57:43. | |
thing. Where were you when that happened? It was an awards lunch | :57:43. | :57:48. | |
and I saw, and I knew I wouldn't get another moment. I also had the | :57:48. | :57:53. | |
presence of mind to keep my voice respectful and low because she got | :57:53. | :57:59. | |
more insistent. I also stood next to her because she would have to | :57:59. | :58:08. | |
look up to me, and that was it. Were you nervous? I was nervous. | :58:08. | :58:12. | |
After that there was a lunch and she turned around and said would | :58:12. | :58:17. | |
you like to come and see me at Number 10. I said yes, and they | :58:17. | :58:23. | |
made an appointment. Again, kind of afraid that I would make a fool of | :58:23. | :58:30. | |
myself, I brought my dog with me, a Yorkshire terrier. They were there | :58:30. | :58:35. | |
like this, and he sat there with his paws on the table. Mrs Thatcher | :58:35. | :58:40. | |
fell in love with him and I was in. What did you make of her? Did you | :58:40. | :58:47. | |
respect her? I did. It is the prime minister of Britain. That is the | :58:47. | :58:52. | |
thing. Whatever country you are in, this is the President, this is the | :58:52. | :58:56. | |
prime minister, they represent the entire country. You must show | :58:56. | :59:01. | |
respect, but you also must be on your game because as leaders they | :59:01. | :59:06. | |
are generous. They are not experts on your specific thing, their | :59:06. | :59:10. | |
advisers are there, you have got to know at least as much as them and | :59:10. | :59:16. | |
it is a way of... It is a game. It is a way of behaving. I stick | :59:16. | :59:20. | |
strictly to the subject I know about. If I was seeing Tony Blair, | :59:20. | :59:29. | |
I would not go on about Iraq. When I travelled through Africa with | :59:29. | :59:35. | |
George Bush he kept bringing that up, he insisted and I said my piece. | :59:35. | :59:41. | |
He didn't disrupt the rest of the trip or the Conversation, so it is | :59:41. | :59:51. | |
:59:51. | :59:53. | ||
something you learn. Rather like This is probably slightly above all | :59:53. | :59:58. | |
those discussions. And probably those discussions. And probably | :59:58. | :00:02. | |
more pleasant! The sausages, we've cooked them off. We've done that | :00:02. | :00:08. | |
for colour. We layer those up. Put a layer of potatoes on there. It is | :00:08. | :00:16. | |
all about layering. If you've got left over pork chop or whatever... | :00:16. | :00:23. | |
Stop it, I haven't layered yet. I'm going to do this on tour. I'm going | :00:23. | :00:29. | |
to insist on this live on stage. How many dates have you got? Are we | :00:29. | :00:33. | |
talking about just Britain or the rest? In Britain there's ten and | :00:33. | :00:38. | |
then Europe and south and North America in the new year. But I | :00:38. | :00:44. | |
don't play here very much. I'm looking forward to that. We do the | :00:44. | :00:51. | |
next thing, we layer up our bits and pieces and then a bit more. | :00:51. | :01:00. | |
Onion, thyme. It looks very nice. It is just baking it together. It | :01:00. | :01:06. | |
is theoreticly leftovers. As James Joyce famously said in many of | :01:06. | :01:12. | |
husband novels... Poirt on, another layer of spuds and we -- pour it on, | :01:12. | :01:22. | |
another layer of spuds and we bake it. It does look good. It must make | :01:22. | :01:28. | |
you proud to be Irish. All we do, it is a big old stick it in the | :01:28. | :01:33. | |
middle of the table and dig in kind of dish. And because it's got stock | :01:33. | :01:38. | |
and butter, it stops it drying out and it is that which makes it a | :01:38. | :01:43. | |
cracking leftover dish. Your first memories will come back as you fast | :01:43. | :01:53. | |
:01:53. | :01:56. | ||
Now I remember! You see! There you go. I don't really eat meat but. | :01:56. | :02:00. | |
was explaining to me what a metrosexual is. This is part of it, | :02:01. | :02:10. | |
is it? What are we making for dessert? A swiss roll. Wayne is | :02:10. | :02:17. | |
next with some "40-fied" cocktails. But now your second and last | :02:17. | :02:20. | |
opportunity to win bragging rights by guessing what year is today's | :02:21. | :02:30. | |
:02:31. | :02:41. | ||
It was, said the Queen, the beginning of a new and historic | :02:41. | :02:44. | |
journey for the Scottish people. She was speaking as the first | :02:44. | :02:48. | |
Scottish Parliament for 300 years was officially opened in Edinburgh. | :02:48. | :02:52. | |
2 million people were give an pay rise today as the national minimum | :02:52. | :02:59. | |
wage came into force. It's been set at �3.60 per hour and applies to | :02:59. | :03:04. | |
all adult workers over the age of 21. The two Libyans accused of | :03:04. | :03:09. | |
murdering 270 people by blowing up a Pan Am plane over Lockerbie have | :03:09. | :03:13. | |
appeared in a Scottish court sitting in the Netherlands. | :03:13. | :03:23. | |
:03:23. | :03:42. | ||
# I have a blue house with a blue What year did the Scottish | :03:42. | :03:49. | |
Parliament open and Phantom Menace get released? I've gone too early | :03:49. | :03:58. | |
with 2001. Phantom Menace. I think it is about ten years ago. | :03:58. | :04:06. | |
going 04? We'll find out later. You are making cocktails from the '40s, | :04:06. | :04:16. | |
:04:16. | :04:17. | ||
because that's all the rage at the moment. Especially with the hair. | :04:17. | :04:24. | |
Pencil skirts. Pencil skirts Wayne? And gentlemen will be wearing | :04:24. | :04:34. | |
:04:34. | :04:46. | ||
My granddad always had a hat on. hat, a cravat and a three-piece | :04:46. | :04:54. | |
suit. What we were drinking in the 1940s, or post-war everyone wanted | :04:54. | :04:58. | |
to celebrate and have fun again. They were looking at drinks which | :04:58. | :05:05. | |
were simple, either to the more aromatic side or the pungent sour | :05:05. | :05:15. | |
:05:15. | :05:16. | ||
drinks. This is Begin and - thsh is Gin and It. | :05:16. | :05:23. | |
I remember that. Bitters. That's a great bottle. | :05:23. | :05:32. | |
Double gin to one of our sweet vermouth. Two gin and one of the | :05:32. | :05:40. | |
sweet vermouth, bitters. Chim it down. This -- chill it down. They | :05:40. | :05:48. | |
think this dates back to the gin Palace days of the 19th century. | :05:48. | :05:58. | |
:05:58. | :05:59. | ||
Aromatic from Europe, and port. Double gin, the bitters and sweet | :05:59. | :06:06. | |
vermouth. Quite a serious drink. is elegant. It is based on a sweet | :06:06. | :06:12. | |
Martini. The dry vermouth would be a dry Martiny, and a twist of | :06:12. | :06:19. | |
orange. You can't drink this today? I'm taking malaria tablets and I'm | :06:19. | :06:28. | |
off to Uganda. I'm feeling slightly nauseous and I think a double gin, | :06:28. | :06:33. | |
you know... I'm going to Uganda for sport releaf. Back in the day with | :06:33. | :06:42. | |
mall airia, quinine -- malaria, quinine, that was the treatment. | :06:42. | :06:52. | |
:06:52. | :06:54. | ||
This is my favourite part of the show. That is so good. This one has | :06:54. | :07:01. | |
lemon and sugar syrup. I can Snell it just sitting here. This was a | :07:01. | :07:09. | |
popular drink in the 1930s. In the late 40s, it was risque. It was | :07:09. | :07:18. | |
called Between The Sheets. It was cognac, Curacao and lemon. This was | :07:18. | :07:23. | |
one of the most fashionable drinks of the 40s and 50s. This came off | :07:23. | :07:33. | |
:07:33. | :07:36. | ||
the back of silk stockings and you know. Silk stockings? You shake | :07:36. | :07:42. | |
this down. That lemon and sugar balance. Equal measures of orange | :07:42. | :07:50. | |
liqueur, the rum and the cognac. They even have a '40s look about | :07:50. | :07:57. | |
them colour-wise. Tom and jery should be mucking about in them. -- | :07:57. | :08:06. | |
Tom and Jerry. In America, such a simple brilliant drink. These are | :08:06. | :08:12. | |
really nice. I'm not just saying this. We like old school drinks. | :08:12. | :08:16. | |
Try this at home. Both cocktails are on our website - | :08:16. | :08:26. | |
bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend. Rhod Gilbert and Greg Davies are | :08:26. | :08:30. | |
deciding to take on the small challenge of driving ridiculously | :08:30. | :08:34. | |
unsafe roads of Nepal and China. I can't think why they called this | :08:34. | :08:43. | |
show The World's Most Dangerous According to the local newspaper, | :08:43. | :08:49. | |
floods, landslides take their toll across the country. Continuous rain | :08:49. | :08:52. | |
has triggered landslides across the country. A woman was injured and | :08:52. | :08:57. | |
her three sons all died when a landslide swept them away. She was | :08:57. | :09:03. | |
on her way to a nearby tap to fetch water. Oh, no. | :09:03. | :09:11. | |
It just brings it on, a nearby tan. Look at this! SOUNDS HORN | :09:11. | :09:19. | |
Look at this loir. Keep on this side but don't let him push you off | :09:19. | :09:25. | |
the road. He wants to come in now. I have not seen one place where I | :09:26. | :09:32. | |
would overtake. He's telling you to go. Let's take his advice. Oh, no, | :09:32. | :09:37. | |
a lorry right over our side! can't believe it. I lost the back | :09:37. | :09:46. | |
end then. Look at this! What the... What can I do with that! | :09:46. | :09:53. | |
Unbelievable. Just eating on a bend! On a blind bend! That is | :09:53. | :09:59. | |
incredible. A family laid out a carpet rug and are having a full | :09:59. | :10:03. | |
picnic taking up the entire lane on a blind bend. That's the maddest | :10:03. | :10:10. | |
thing I have ever seen in my life. Chickens. They're alive! They are | :10:10. | :10:17. | |
not. They are! Even the chickens are going, "This is a crazy place | :10:17. | :10:21. | |
to overtake." The World's Most Dangerous Roads with Greg and Rhod | :10:21. | :10:28. | |
is on tonight at 9 on BBC Two and BBC HD Some Things for the Weekend | :10:28. | :10:34. | |
we have lots ots products. Lots of schools are back. Universities are | :10:34. | :10:37. | |
schools are back. Universities are starting at the end of the month. | :10:37. | :10:45. | |
We've got some gadgets. This is the Livescribe Echo pen. If I was at | :10:45. | :10:51. | |
uni now this is what I would want. You need this paper, it has | :10:51. | :10:55. | |
microdots on. It is like a GPS system. You are taking notes while | :10:55. | :11:00. | |
it is recording. Press record and away it goes. If I press there, | :11:00. | :11:07. | |
tell it where I wanted to play from... That's from Simon's recipe | :11:07. | :11:12. | |
next week. We made some notes, which you can do. You press it and | :11:12. | :11:19. | |
record it and it connects to this? Exactly. It acts a bit like a GPS | :11:19. | :11:24. | |
system is. You have to use the microdot paper. You can print it | :11:24. | :11:29. | |
off for free. You can write free notes. How much is this one? This | :11:29. | :11:36. | |
is a 4GB one and it is �178. You can buy bigger or smaller. | :11:36. | :11:43. | |
I hate scanning but this is simple. This is the Docuscan. It comes with | :11:43. | :11:51. | |
a plastic wallet I saves it to an SD card. How much is that? This is | :11:51. | :11:58. | |
�120. You are interest ed in this? A Teasmade. Once voted the fifth | :11:58. | :12:02. | |
worst ever household gadget. It is back with a venge es this time. It | :12:02. | :12:08. | |
makes tea but it has an alarm clock, a reading life. There's a little | :12:08. | :12:14. | |
kettle. You put two tea bags in or two scoops of instant coffee. When | :12:14. | :12:18. | |
the alarm goes off it boils the water. Permanent shoe have a | :12:18. | :12:25. | |
toaster on the side. That's perfect �60 for that one. We have to move | :12:25. | :12:30. | |
on to this. This is fantastic. If you know anybody who is going to | :12:30. | :12:37. | |
university, this is the uni sack. When I was a kid not everyone went | :12:37. | :12:42. | |
to university. Now everyone goes. Not everyone, apart from the | :12:42. | :12:51. | |
tuition fees. Lets's not go there. Kitchen sink, a toilet roll... | :12:51. | :12:56. | |
a cuddly toilet. There is even a toilet roll. A duvet. You can order | :12:56. | :13:06. | |
it to arrive to your house or halls of residence. That's �150. There is | :13:06. | :13:13. | |
no Leveller CDs in there. �120, 20% cheaper than buying everything | :13:13. | :13:18. | |
individually. This is just a bit of phone. An iPhone bottle opener. It | :13:18. | :13:26. | |
comes with a free app. Click that off like that. There's a counter on | :13:26. | :13:31. | |
there. It tells you how many beers you are drifplgt Students can have | :13:32. | :13:39. | |
a competition. -- it tells you how many beers you are drinking. This | :13:39. | :13:45. | |
is quite cool. These stack on one another. It has a strap, so you can | :13:45. | :13:50. | |
carry. When you have finished, that one goes inside that, so you have | :13:50. | :13:55. | |
half the space to take home with you. That's �16. We've got these | :13:55. | :14:00. | |
for the kiddies. Your girls are probably a bit old for these. | :14:00. | :14:05. | |
wouldn't let my girls have crisps for lunch. You can substitute these. | :14:06. | :14:13. | |
�6. This is my favourite. It comes with a spork in the top. Everybody | :14:13. | :14:19. | |
love as big lunchbox don't sne You start with your sandwiches in | :14:19. | :14:25. | |
the morning and this packs away to half the size. Clever. �10 for this | :14:25. | :14:34. | |
one. A quick minute to do these. This one here is the Scratch N' | :14:34. | :14:39. | |
Scroll mouse mat. How many times have you been caught short without | :14:39. | :14:44. | |
a pen. If somebody rings you up and you haven't got anything to hand, | :14:44. | :14:51. | |
you can scratch with your finger or use a style us. That's �15. This is | :14:51. | :14:56. | |
a retro pixelated finger mouse. A right and left click button. That's | :14:56. | :15:02. | |
�15 as well. If you like a bit of bling and want a wireless mouse, | :15:02. | :15:12. | |
:15:12. | :15:22. | ||
heats your cup of tea. Just make sure you don't use a plastic mug. | :15:22. | :15:28. | |
This is a CataPencil, it does what it says on the tin, a catapult with | :15:28. | :15:34. | |
a pencil to torment your teacher. This one is �8. We will see you | :15:34. | :15:43. | |
again next week when you do sports stuff for us. If you like pathology | :15:43. | :15:48. | |
drama for waking the dead, you will be leaping for joy because Tara | :15:48. | :15:58. | |
:15:58. | :16:05. | ||
Fitzgerald is in a new show. This So you would take the job? I would | :16:05. | :16:11. | |
love it. You and the team? whole team? The Body Farm is a | :16:11. | :16:15. | |
research facility. The are closing down the laboratories. I am sending | :16:15. | :16:20. | |
samples to Germany. And you think we would be cheaper? And no, I | :16:20. | :16:26. | |
happen to think you are the best at what you do, simple as that. So? | :16:27. | :16:32. | |
I have just got to run it by my partner. It just would have been | :16:32. | :16:37. | |
nice to have discussed it before you ran off, that is all. Wait | :16:37. | :16:47. | |
:16:47. | :16:52. | ||
until you see it. I will get the pick up. Great, I will get started. | :16:52. | :16:57. | |
Russell Kane is in the kitchen with me and Simon. Hello. I am a bit | :16:57. | :17:07. | |
:17:07. | :17:25. | ||
some court action but this is scaring me. -- cod. Pudding suffix | :17:25. | :17:33. | |
are quite exact. You can't mess around with them. Truly posh people | :17:33. | :17:40. | |
say pudding, middle-class try hard people say desert, and working- | :17:40. | :17:50. | |
:17:50. | :17:51. | ||
class people say afters. Starters, middles, afters, toilet. I think I | :17:51. | :17:59. | |
am an afters person. I am thinking, we sometimes change the words on | :17:59. | :18:08. | |
the menu. And for your afters sir? I would like bread-and-butter | :18:08. | :18:16. | |
pudding please! This is a very simple pudding, we are making | :18:16. | :18:20. | |
classic swiss roll. We have loads of cream, raspberries, jam, and | :18:20. | :18:27. | |
eggs and sugar we have been whisking away. I know how this is | :18:27. | :18:32. | |
going to end. It is going to be fine, we have wrecked many people's | :18:32. | :18:39. | |
clothes with this whisk. We need pinafores. Do you say pinafore or | :18:39. | :18:49. | |
:18:49. | :18:51. | ||
apron? It is a minefield. You want loads of volume. Like in my hair. | :18:51. | :18:57. | |
Five minutes of whisking. More volume than a pensioner's | :18:57. | :19:07. | |
:19:07. | :19:08. | ||
television. One-down, yes? Go right the way down, you can go for it now | :19:08. | :19:15. | |
it is started. Your memories of swiss roll, fluffy and light, that | :19:15. | :19:23. | |
is what we want to do. So we whisk and whisk. What is in here again? | :19:23. | :19:30. | |
Eggs and sugar. So we are whisking eggs and sugar, get a nice | :19:30. | :19:34. | |
consistency. Is that enough? could do slightly more but we have | :19:34. | :19:44. | |
:19:44. | :19:48. | ||
another one for what we are going to do. Then we tip the plain flour | :19:48. | :19:53. | |
in and we are looking to fold it together. It is like powdery | :19:53. | :20:03. | |
:20:03. | :20:17. | ||
origami. Do you still remember your fiance dance? -- Beyonce. | :20:17. | :20:24. | |
really, I have danced on holiday but I had never learnt to dance, | :20:24. | :20:34. | |
:20:34. | :20:34. | ||
that is the left hand side of the brain, but I have done my shoulder | :20:34. | :20:38. | |
in doing it. I don't want to complain because it is for charity | :20:38. | :20:45. | |
but I do need an operation on my shoulder! I turned it on and I | :20:45. | :20:51. | |
thought he with that? It confused a lot of people. I got a lot of | :20:51. | :20:56. | |
messages from straight girls on Facebook. When I was wearing the | :20:56. | :21:00. | |
outfit they were saying that is disgusting, but a lot of the | :21:00. | :21:07. | |
messages I got were "I don't understand what I felt when I saw | :21:07. | :21:13. | |
you dressed in that". When my confidence is low I don't want to | :21:13. | :21:22. | |
meet someone who likes me dressed as a woman. Tip all that into there. | :21:22. | :21:32. | |
:21:32. | :21:34. | ||
So I just empty my creamy contents into here. I am looking for another | :21:34. | :21:44. | |
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good question. You have got a cat called Wayne. It was after Wayne | :21:45. | :21:52. | |
Collins, definitely. I have Keith and Wayne, two caps. It is amazing | :21:52. | :21:56. | |
how many tears a cat can absorb, quite a lot when you are single. I | :21:56. | :22:06. | |
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am not single any more though, so... What we end up with is this. You to | :22:07. | :22:10. | |
pick out onto a piece of greaseproof paper with a lot of | :22:10. | :22:14. | |
sugar on. How many people have tried to make this, they get to | :22:14. | :22:21. | |
this stage, and it falls apart when you roll it - why? People who like | :22:21. | :22:27. | |
symmetry and prime numbers, like me. I like things to be tidy. As you | :22:27. | :22:35. | |
roll it, it will crack. But I have had ones that fall apart. If you | :22:35. | :22:39. | |
roll it in the greaseproof paper, put it in the fridge for 20 minutes, | :22:39. | :22:44. | |
it will almost miraculously seal itself because the moisture or will | :22:44. | :22:48. | |
hold it together again. Is there anything I am getting wrong at the | :22:48. | :22:54. | |
cooking stage? Cooking it for too long. You have to be careful when | :22:54. | :22:57. | |
you do this part that you don't press too hard because you will | :22:58. | :23:02. | |
break the swiss roll. Maybe that is another problem. I am so stressed, | :23:02. | :23:07. | |
I am just putting the spoon down into the desk, down into the | :23:07. | :23:16. | |
neighbour's flat. It comes out drier than Oscar Wilde's wit funny | :23:16. | :23:24. | |
most of the time. I am just impressed that you make swiss roll. | :23:24. | :23:34. | |
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I am just sensitive. Do you go right to the edges? They never do | :23:34. | :23:40. | |
details on cooking programmes. think it is nice... If I do toast, | :23:40. | :23:45. | |
I have to have bought a right to the edges. I do, right up to the | :23:45. | :23:51. | |
crust. Sandwiches with filling only at the front are very annoying. | :23:51. | :23:58. | |
Don't start me on that. Now, the cream. Same spoon? It doesn't | :23:58. | :24:07. | |
matter because it will mix with the jam. If you are worried about | :24:07. | :24:16. | |
washing up, then... Will rustle be rolling it? Yes. I am looking | :24:16. | :24:20. | |
forward to the rolling of the swiss roll. We have one minute left, | :24:20. | :24:30. | |
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interesting. I feel like I am giving sponge bought a shave. -- | :24:31. | :24:40. | |
Sponge Bob. You have got very large Roseberry's, where are they from? | :24:40. | :24:49. | |
Scotland have beautiful raspberries. Euros breezed are massive. Sambuca, | :24:49. | :24:59. | |
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please! This is the bit you always worry about. Look how moist it is. | :25:00. | :25:10. | |
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Because it is not overcooked. Go for it, just Rollitt. -- roll it. | :25:14. | :25:24. | |
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I'm shaking! We end up with that beautiful thing. Perfect, nicely | :25:25. | :25:33. | |
done. I have to wash my hands, slightly obsessive. Of course. Cut | :25:33. | :25:39. | |
a great big slab of lovely swiss roll and we had done. Now it is | :25:39. | :25:46. | |
over to Tim and Bob. The Year in Deja View was 1999. Do | :25:46. | :25:53. | |
you prefer a recording songs or touring them? Touring them. It is | :25:53. | :26:02. | |
like Russell, digging is where it is that. The enjoyment of working | :26:02. | :26:06. | |
out where they can go further. My tour starts on Wednesday in | :26:06. | :26:14. | |
Newcastle. We have a lot of people asking the same thing... Why are | :26:14. | :26:20. | |
you such a genius? I don't know. you agree with platforms such as X | :26:20. | :26:24. | |
Factor? They all want to know what you think about modern music and | :26:24. | :26:30. | |
artists. What do you think? I think X Factor is brilliant television, | :26:30. | :26:35. | |
really brilliant. It is fantastic entertainment. You get great | :26:35. | :26:38. | |
singers coming out of it but original music and stuff like that, | :26:38. | :26:43. | |
that is not what it is meant to do. In terms of watching television, | :26:44. | :26:51. | |
fantastic. In terms of people in it to be stars, some, but most | :26:51. | :26:58. | |
musicians are remit to make good music, and then they get famous. | :26:58. | :27:03. | |
I have a question from Al Murray, who says tell Ruston the ink has | :27:03. | :27:13. | |
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come out. -- Russell. I was a bit new, and I got invited to his place. | :27:13. | :27:19. | |
I was with my partner at the time, and we went over and he had done a | :27:19. | :27:23. | |
posh dinner and laid it out on the side. He was helping me with a | :27:23. | :27:31. | |
panel show. I put my pen in my back pocket. The soap there was a long | :27:31. | :27:35. | |
suede version. I was so greedy I went up three times to get more | :27:35. | :27:42. | |
done it. I didn't realise my pen had exploded in my pocket, and the | :27:42. | :27:47. | |
History Of My Creed was indelibly marked on his sofa. I was running | :27:47. | :27:56. | |
and the tears were going like that, it was so humiliating. Have some of | :27:56. | :28:06. | |
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that. They are loganberries. Not raspberries. Did you say give me | :28:08. | :28:17. | |
your swear word money on Live Aid? It is a myth, isn't it? No, I said | :28:17. | :28:26. | |
spare me the address. The DJ said "write-in...". This was the new | :28:26. | :28:35. | |
world, we had mobile phones just invented. I didn't say that. Coddle | :28:35. | :28:45. | |
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