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Good morning. Welcome to the show. It is 10.00 on the August bank

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holiday weekend. We are joined not only by Rich and Dan from The

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Feeling, but also Sophie Ellis- Bextor. As well as that, we have a

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man who is a popstar, operastar and has The X Factor, Joe McElderry.

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The studio is packed with people to do some cooking and to take a look

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at next week's telly. Yes, this is Good morning. Welcome. It is

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another Sunday. Another Something For The Weekend. It is Carnival Day

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on the streets today. The streets are blocked out there. It will be

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harder to get out. Is it the end of Edinburgh? No. Is it still going?

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They have already done the best joke, I think. The best joke of

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Edinburgh Festival was by Nick Helm. It said, "I need a password eight

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characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves!" You

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are not laughing. Time Vine came in at two. Louise? Crime in a multi-

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storey car park, that is wrong on so many different levels! Boom-boom.

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The worst joke went to Paul Daniels which we were discussing before the

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show. It is one of the better jokes. Stand up, Paul. I am standing up.

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Apart from that, he said - I said to a fella... Stop now! Is there a

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B&Q in Henley. He said no, there's an H, an E, an N, an L, an E, a Y

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am not going to read some of these, they are awful. I was in a band

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called The Prevention because people said which were better than

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The Cure! I'm going to go next year. I might not bother after those

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jokes! Stand up, Paul. I am standing up. You don't sound like

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Paul Daniels! More Ken Dodd! Isn't it funny when you go to Liverpool

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and there is a statue of Ken Dodd holding a kebab! People who know

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that station will know what I mean. X Factor. Yes, I watched it last

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night. I said it like I was excited. What do you make of it? I enjoyed

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it last night. The new line-up is fresh... Gary Barlow is really slow

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the way he speaks! Gary is very... She is good, she is, isn't she?

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like him. I like Gary. What happens when he gets excited?! It is like

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me, monotone! LAUGHTER He is good. What annoys me, right - and I am

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pointing out something that probably everyone notices - don't

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you think the way Louis Walsh claps is weird. Most people do that, or

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THAT, if you are on a football pitch. Louis is like back to front.

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I do like Gary, he is my favourite new judge. He showed too much man

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cleavage. Last night, he had this blue jacket on and he had a scoopy

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T-shirt number. What do you think about that? You guys notice...

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of the Boybands. I was concentrating on their comments,

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not T-shirts and clapping. Right. We should get Louis on the show.

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Joe McElderry is on later. He knows all about that. He won it. Did he?

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It will be interesting to hear what he thinks about the new show.

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on later on. He has a new album out. He is here to chat about his music,

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his life and what he thinks about the show that made him famous,

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minus Simon Cowell. Rich Jones has not only brought along his band

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mates from The Feeling, but also his wife, Sophie Ellis-Bextor. We

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will be finding out how they maintain harmony when home life and

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work life collide. Dan and Sophie will bang out a tune for us here. I

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heard it earlier and it is really good. I love it when they do that.

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If you have something you want to ask The Feeling and Sophie, or Joe

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McElderry, e-mail us via the website -

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bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend, or Tweet @SFTW. Tell us your name

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and we will be able to read out your questions. What are we making

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today? We are starting off with buffalo wings with apple and

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celeriac slaw. Are they going to be spicy? They are. Yes! APPLAUSE

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is a really nice build-up Tim, you'll like them. Main course is

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mushroom biryani. Table-topping on top there. Look at that! Everyone

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else below them, much like Liverpool at the moment! And

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dessert is a lemon meringue roulade. Look how pretty that is. It is a

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meringue that we wrapped around lemon curd, passion fruit, cream

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and raspberries. End of summer perfection! Finally, smoked haddock

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gratin. Very simple dish. Smoked haddock. Cheesy sauce. A crumb

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that's got hazelnuts, Parmesan cheese and breadcrumbs. Those

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recipes can be found at bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend.

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Is it good being a judge? It must be the best thing in the world? I

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would love that job! You have to dress it up a little bit. What a

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great job. A nice job. That is what you do in your normal life, you

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judge everyone. I don't get paid for judging! LAUGHTER We all judge.

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Wouldn't it be good to go, "I like your voice" or not! A nice job.

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Here is what else is coming up. are watching Simon Cowell - I can

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do it! This is what is coming up today. There's snow relief for the

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team in Harry's Arctic Heroes! The skis are coming off.

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It is blood, sweat and tears in Jig. She just performed like no-one's

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business and my mouth dropped. Meet The Woman Who Swims With

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Killer Whales. What a cutey. Come Killer Whales. What a cutey. Come

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That's all to come. This show wouldn't be a show without Wayne

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Collins. I can barely say this to you. CARNIVAL MUSIC I will be doing

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some great drinks. LAUGHTER attention seeking by the way!

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APPLAUSE Can I say, Wayne's got some moves! I tell you what... What

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nightclubs did you used to go to? All of them! Where? Where did you

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grow up? Camden. That is why you can dance like that, good rhythm!

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Carnival. You played there once? Years and years ago, before Eternal

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became successful in the charts. We went and played at carnival. What

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was it like? It was good. It was weird because you are in this road

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on the back of a truck. LAUGHTER Sort of shouting loud. No, it was

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good. I do like a bit of carnival. Not going this year. Have you been?

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No. It is all right. All right. don't like crowds! You don't like

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crowds?! LAUGHTER All that pushing through stuff. Don't you get crowds

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at football? That is different. They sit around for 90 minutes.

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carnival are crowds after crowds! You need to find a pub and watch

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them come past rather than move with it. Unless you have the moves,

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like Wayne! And you are on the back of a float. Wayne will be there.

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is food time. We will make buffalo wings. For that, we have chicken

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wings, some pwhuter, delicious chilli -- butter, delicious chilli

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sauce, some smoked paprika, then the slaw is apple, celeriac,

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vinegar, parsley, red onion. If you wouldn't mind, those three

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ingredients - I did a Louis Walsh clap then! I will be watching how

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he claps! He does a cupping clap. How do you clap? Like THAF! I do

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slightly like that, I think. Like a lady! I go on a half-beat! LAUGHTER

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In here? Yes, please. And the paprika. Mix that around. Chuck in

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the chicken wings and give those a good mix. Buffalo wings... Am I

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putting those in there? Yes. The chicken goes into there. Do it with

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a spoon. You can do it with hands if you want. I'm worried about your

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new top. I reckon you will get that over your cream top. I will get it

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all over YOURS! I will move this way. Buffalo wings. I didn't know

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buffalo had wings. They were called buffalo wings because they

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originated in the town of Buffalo in New York. Want to know another

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fact? Louise Redknapp used to take flying lessons. Get out of here.

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Did you? I did. If we go. I was really quite scared of flying so I

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went on a few lessons. Had a little course. Just to try and understand

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the mechanics better. Rich and Dan from The Feeling, Dan flies

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helicopters, Rich flies fixed-wing. Did you go fixed-wing or

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helicopter? Fixed Wing. It was a small one. Did you take the

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controls? I don't know if I ever got that far. I would love to be

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able to fly. I thought I was at the time and then I realised someone

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else was doing 99% of it. So, Tim, whilst we are mixing those around...

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Much better with your fingers. That is proper cooking. Am I grating the

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whole of this? No. It is just that nice flavour, rather than using

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carrot - you can use anything in a slaw. Careful! It should always

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have cabbage in it because it originates from a derivative word

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for cabbage salad. Can I say, I seem to get the boring jobs in the

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kitchen. You said you like grating. We let that marinate for a little

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while. Ideally, a couple of hours, perfectly overnight. Take them out

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of there. With our tongs, put them all on to there and then we grill

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side. Once you have grated that, I have some apple that I peeled and I

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will grate that as well for our slaw. Louise, do you like Ab Fab?

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Yes. They were filming outside Stella McCartney's shop. I got my

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phone out and started taking pictures. Did you? I was like

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paparazzi. I did see pictures in the paper. It wasn't you? I was

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BEFORE the papers! I was sorting myself out. A good job that.

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Weren't you embarrassed taking pictures? I was worried. Being

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paparazzi I was worried Hugh Grant was going to come and punch me!

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That will do. Yeah, you are right. I didn't think about it. I thought

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this is interesting. That Tim Lovejoy taking our picture! He is

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standing there taking pictures of people. I love it. We grill those

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for six or seven minutes each side. The rest of the marinade... Stick

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them in. In there, we have our apple, celeriac. Tim, half that

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onion. I will chop some parsley. All of that mayonnaise and the

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vinegar goes into there. What we have, the vinegar cuts through the

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cream. I find that coleslaw is on the creamy side. I agree. I like it

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with a bit more of a zing to it. had anchovy mayonnaise the other

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day. I don't fancy that. It's a good thing to put in if you are

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having a salad, a bit of Worcester sauce. I don't get that anchovy

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thing. I love them! So, that all goes in. We need plenty of pepper...

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Do you need the red onion smaller than that? Would you have them

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smaller than that? Yes. You like long, stringy bits? Then you get

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big bits of onion in your mouth! It's got to go in somehow! LAUGHTER

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What would you have? Finely diced? Finely diced. No! OK. Never pick

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things up with a wet towel. Water conducts heat! As they have been

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cooking, we turn them over, the excess marinade we basted them with.

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These fellas... What are you looking for? That is incredibly

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easy to make. Dead easy! Just rinse these. Then all we do to serve -

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how nice do they look? You simply stack up - it's the buffalo wing

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festival the 4th and 5th September in Buffalo. 70,000 wings they go

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through. I like them with blue cheese sauce. The traditional way.

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I avoided it because sometimes the cheese is a bit clawing... A bit

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what? Clawing! It means it's a bit claggy. There we go again! Then

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what we do - those fellas on there. The excess marinade, all this oil

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we want a bit of that. Tip that to have coleslaw. If you want to

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dip them, you can have a blue cheese dip. Are you going to be

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disappointed? Yes. You should try that coleslaw. That is delicious.

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Because the butter softens it up, and the paprika, at first you think

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you could eat more cheery but it grows and grows and then you get

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that lovely warm... For the main cause we are doing a mushroom

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biryani. That is really hot. All of the recipes are on our website.

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Prince Harry describes his world being split into three lives, his

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personal life, army life and official life. This is probably a

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mixture of the last two and it is certainly a mixture of freezing and

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dangerous. This is Harry's Arctic The progress is really slow. It is

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difficult to move around. The terrain is quite difficult.

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Where the ice breaks up it forms mini mountain ranges called

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pressure ridges. Sometimes it is one metre high and sometimes it is

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six metres high. They are messy mixture of hard, concrete lumps of

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ice all piled on top of each other. These skis are coming off. We are

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crossing something big. Guy lost his leg in a rocket-propelled

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grenade attack in Afghanistan, so for him it is hard to negotiate the

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rough stuff. It is difficult terrain. It is hard work getting it

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over those bits but you just have to deal with it. For Martin and

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Jaguar with missing or damaged arms, getting over the boulders is

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equally challenging. Steve needs to be extra careful with his fragile

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back. Having Harry along is a great help. Everybody is helping

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everybody. It is the only way to do it. The team have no choice but to

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scramble over the pressure ridges, hauling their heavy sledges all the

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way. You can watch the final part of that in Harry's Arctic Heroes on

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today at 9 o'clock on BBC One. first three guests have more than a

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little in common. They have platinum-selling albums, they have

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produced top tunes and they have dominated the top 10. They have two

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brand new albums between them. It's # I thought it was over, but

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it's not. # I am in love with a fall.

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# You don't know what you've lost. # Fine dust under the Starlight,

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# I don't care, I don't care what you say.

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# I love you more, I love you more every day.

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# I know I shouldn't go but something makes me crave the heat.

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# Your Love is bittersweet. Two of them are married, two are

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band mates, one has just been a cameo on the other's album. Can you

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work that out? Welcome to Something For The Weekend. Welcome to the

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show. What is going on? You both have albums out at the moment. Are

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they going out at the same time? They come out about one week apart,

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something like that. They are both already out. They came out in the

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spring. You are singing on their album but they do not feature on

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yours? No! When did the idea hatched that you would sing a song

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together? You play a lot together, don't you? Yes, Rich and I met

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because he was in my band. I think it was when the song was written.

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Yes, the song happened and we had always wanted to do some singing

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together but it happened naturally, you cannot force these things. The

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song does came about and it sounded like it would be perfect for so

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the's voice. It is handy because when you are at home and you hang

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out together, you think you are going to write a song. I could not

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say to my husband, let's have a song writing session! But it must

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be quite handy. Is this something you have always done? Do you write

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together? Are there signs that do not make the album? We wrote a song

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together for her last record. a couple. It is very natural

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because we are all in the same house. I played the bass on her

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last album. We used to live together. When we started dating, I

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was living with Dan. And we have all got studios in our houses and

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often we are visiting and the end up in the studio. It is quite

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natural. After a big party? You go to the studio? You play corporate

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Giggs sometimes and Sophie will come on stage with you and play and

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sing. You are used to playing with each other. Yes, not just the

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corporate stuff. It just makes it interesting. If everybody is there,

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Paul's wife gets up as well sometimes, and maybe yourself next

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time! I will be there. What about me? You can bring the tambourine.

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In the corner! I would not give you that much responsibility. Talking

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about going on tour, we had another band on the other day that spends a

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lot of time in Eastern Europe. You do, too. Yes, I have just played a

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gig in the North of Ukraine. There were 200,000 people in the town

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square. It is weird to go away. It was Ukrainian independence day.

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Extraordinary. Do you know how you have become so huge in Eastern

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Europe? The last four or five singles have done quite well there.

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They love a Metro and dance music which is predominantly what my

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album is. -- electric music. I have nurtured it by going to St

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Petersburg and things. They like it when you go and visit and perform

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there. You are invited to come and sing. That other Bain said to me it

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is not so much about the record themselves but they come to the

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gigs. Hundreds of thousands come to the concerts. Definitely. There is

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a lot of piracy in Russia as well so it is hard to tell how many

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records you are selling sometimes, but I have been to very far flung

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places and I have a lovely passport collection of stamps now. Last week

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he played to 200,000. Today you are going to play to... 10 in here and

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millions at home! You are going to do a song from the album. This is

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our new duet. It goes something like this.

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# Leave Me Out Of It. # You are alone and that is your

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thing, baby, that is your thing. # I don't hear your voice.

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# You are alone and that is your choice.

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# Baby, that is your choice. # But you don't know what love is

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until you have had mine. # You don't know what love is until

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you have had mine. # You don't know what love is until

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you have had mine. # Coming through your door.

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# You don't know what love is until you have had mine.

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# You don't know what love is until you have had mine.

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# You Don't Know What Love Is but you need some.

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# A crack in your heart that can be undone.

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# You don't know what love is until you have had mind coming through

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your door. # And soon I will have you calling

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out for more. # Coming through your door, so I

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That was amazing! Very good. I love it. I love when people come on and

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they sing live. I enjoyed that. Let's talk about rock and roll.

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Your hobbies, you fly a helicopter. It is a fixed-wing plane. It is

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nice that you have got rock'n'roll hobbies. How are they going? Are

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you keeping up with it? I did my qualifying cross country two weeks

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ago. That is a two-and-a-half-hour solo flight. You have to land at

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two separate airfield, totally so low. You get marked by air traffic

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control and they signed you off. Now I can take another test. Will

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you let Rich fly you anywhere? we have been pretty cool about it.

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We have done it, actually. We flew down to Goodwood Ladies Day for the

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horse racing. It was a cool way to turn up. I remember talking to you

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about helicopters for two hours because you love it, don't you?

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love it but it is hugely expensive. I bought a pub in the East End and

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turned it into a recording studio. I got excited there! Let's go to

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the park! But it is a recording studio? There is still a bar so you

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can get drinks. It is brilliant. And you can play your tunes as well.

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And I can play the tambourine! has taken over my helicopter but I

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will go back to it when I have saved up some money. We cannot have

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Sophie Ellis-Bextor on the show without doing this. Do you know we

:26:40.:26:44.

are doing this? It is a clip of you from yesteryear. That is what

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happens every time you get on TV. That is because your mother used to

:26:48.:26:55.

put you on Blue Peter all of the time. What colour would you like?

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The green. You simply poppet over your head. You do not really need

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it in here with the studio lights. It is nice if you double it back

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around the outside like mine. What do you think? It looks very nice.

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Have a look in the mirror. It goes with your pink cheeks. You can

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really play about with these. Twist that one around as well. What do

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you think? Very nice. I say it looks nice about four times.

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you enjoy it when your mother got you on the show? Yes. It was quite

:27:34.:27:39.

seldom. In four years I think I was on twice. I have seen that snood

:27:39.:27:42.

clip since she left but there is another one when I have a dress

:27:42.:27:46.

made for me out of bin bag and I would love to see that! I tried to

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keep it but it was noisy. That is all for now but these guys are

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going to hang around to cook and we are looking at the greatest apps

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for your phones and tablets. You can contact us on Twitter and

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through our website. But you know on it, please. For those that have

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not seen this before, let me explain. Deja View. We play a song,

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some classic headlines and a film and you have to try to known than

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year that it happened. Obama named the year.

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# If You tolerate this, then Your children Will Be Next, will do next.

:28:35.:28:39.

-- will be next. The Angel of the North has been

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raised into position at the sight of an old coal mine in Gateshead.

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The 800,000 pounds structure towers over the A1 and will be seen by

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90,000 people every day. The four hours videotapes of Clinton's

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testimony to the ground jury have been put on television.

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encounter did not consist of sexual intercourse. The Union Jack dress

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worn by ex Spice Girl Geri Halliwell has been sold for �41,000

:29:12.:29:18.

with the proceeds going to charity. # If You tolerate this, then your

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:29:28.:29:32.

children will be next. Are you employed, Mr about? Let me

:29:32.:29:39.

explain something to you. I found the do. That is what you call me. -

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:29:49.:29:55.

He like so White Russian. That should be simple, the late 90s. The

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manic Street Preachers. I am going to say 99. I was going to say 1997.

:30:02.:30:10.

I would go this season 98-99! Now we have lots of photographs,

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brownies. What we have done here, we have a dog with the corn dogs.

:30:27.:30:37.
:30:37.:30:43.

Heather Massey from Cheshire and her 12-week-old... It's a Shar Pei.

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My friend owns one. They bite and they turn and they can bite - that

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is why they have all that baggy skin. Have they been bred for that

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purpose? I don't know. This is Gee. Where's the rice? Oh there, hidden.

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Then we have the corn dogs. We also asked people in That's Life style

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some funny food photos. Thank you very much for a man in the moon

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fried egg. Mr Strawberry from Alison Wild. They have added stuff

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to it. I do like this one. The Scottie dog crisp. That is a pork

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ball in the shape of a pig. Did you see that? There you go. We have

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turned into That's Life. This is a ginger man. A man-made of ginger. I

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like these ones. That is apparently Osama Bin Laden in a chapatti. This

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is our favourite. Not sure what that is on. That is Elvis there.

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looks more like Roy Orbison. It is like a greasy stain. It is a place

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mat with a greasy stain. That is what I want to see. When you spot

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people in food and... Fine, yeah! It amuses me and us. No doubt that

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will run and run. So, if you want to send pictures of cooking, or

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your own creations from funny food, send them via the website -

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bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend or Tweet @SFTW. The wings were great.

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Everyone went on them as soon as we finished. There are none left.

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most important side dish that you need with the wings are napkins.

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They are the stickiest things in the world. Yes. Main course, we

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will do a mushroom biryani. There's lots of ingredients. The paste...

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Biryani means rice? Yes. Traditionally, as we are going to

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do, it is a layered dish. You will get it as a plate of rice with

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stuff in it. But it should be layered and baked. So, for the

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paste, for the curry paste, garlic, ginger, chillies, salt, turmeric

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and garam masala. We have blended all that together. Mushrooms,

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whatever you have got handy. The marinade, lots of yoghurt, cumin,

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chilli powder, paprika, garlic, ginger and rice, stock, onion,

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lemon, bayleaf, rose water and mint. A lot of ingredients. That

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sometimes puts people off cooking Indian food. You need to buy a lot.

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Once you have got them, they are interchangeable. first, the

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marinade. I shall fry off... finely do you want it grated?

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Whatever you fancy. We are looking to get flavour into it. You can

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slice it if you want. Most of the marinade stays within the mushroom.

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Because we want to soften the mushrooms, we chop them and then

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quickly fry them. We are looking to get a bit of softness going...

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mushrooms? Chestnut and buttons. If all you have got are field

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mushrooms, pretty much anything will work. You are better off with

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a more robust one like this. The good thing is, because button

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mushrooms are cheap, it makes it a reasonably priced dish. There is

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nothing expensive in this dish. Chuck those into the pan, nice hot

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oil and cook those for a couple of minutes. You are not looking to

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cook the mushrooms through. All you are looking to do is just soften

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them slightly, get some flavour in there. A touch of salt, touch of

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pepper. OK. While you do that, I shall slice some onion. You know I

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have a good fact for you, an interesting thing for you. When I

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lived in Norway last week, for four days, I went to a sardine museum.

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Did you? LAUGHTER And? It wasn't - sorry to my friend - it wasn't the

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most stimulating thing I have done in my life. Really(!) I met this

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guy who worked there who again wasn't the most charismatic fella I

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had ever met in my life but he told me that since they were able to

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sterilise the tins in sardines, they pretty much reckon they can

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last forever. They opened a tin of sardines which was 99 years old and

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it was still edible. How's about that then?! Last week we discovered

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you spotted trains when you were younger. Now we discovered on your

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holiday - I bet your daughters were enthraled by their trip to the

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sardine museum? Who needs Disney! What do you think you do there?

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There is a lawnmower museum in crumb bri in Cumbria. That must be

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great(!). They have their eyes taken out of them so they can teach

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you how to put them on the thing ready for smoking. Then they give

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you tins with plastic sardine fish and then you learn how to line them

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up in the tin. LAUGHTER Needless to say I sat in the corner on my

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phone! You know that sort of thing, maybe we should do joint family

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holidays, we are busy! We leave that for a couple of hours or

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preferably overnight. You are in a crisis time. What you need to do -

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I'm frying off some onions. Cut that in half. Also finely chop the

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mint. I'm doing this too quickly. Cook this slowly, five or six

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minutes. Then we add the paste into there and we give that a stir

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around as well. The sardine museum is an interesting one. LAUGHTER

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There's a pencil museum. What goes on in a pencil museum? I suppose

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you work out how they put the lead in it. Do they put the lead in it?

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Is the lead melted first? I reckon it is extruded... How do they make

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the lead that thin? They must melt it. How do they do it? That is why

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it is a good museum. No-one has the faintest idea how lead arrives in

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the pencil. So that could be your next holiday! LAUGHTER Then we add

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our rice. We have soaked the rice in some water to soften it. Stir

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that around and make sure every grain of rice is coated with that

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delicious paste. Once that's done, we pour our stock on to the top.

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I'm doing this in a flat frying pan so you can see it. Let that cook

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for 15 to 20 minutes. Where is this going? We end up with this

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delicious... In there? With a squeeze of lemon and our rose water

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which gives us some fantastic fragrance. My favourite secret

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ingredient is rose water. It brings a delicious aroma. I said a biryani

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is a layered dish. We have our presentation ring. Fill it to about

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a third up with the rice and pack that down as much as you can.

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was a film with John Travolta, he came back as an angel, he had a

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name, Frank? I'm being told it is Michael. He used to look at the

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biggest things in America. That was good. That is fine. Press that down.

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A spoonful of the mushrooms and top it with our rice. I forgot to put a

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bayleaf on the bottom. It is not essential. The other essential part

:39:37.:39:47.
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of a biryani is the omelette top. We are going to shred this as our

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garnish on the top. We have this lovely eggy garnish. Then pack that

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down. It is important you pack it down. You want it to hold together.

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If when you take the ring off, it falls, it doesn't matter. Can I use

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my hands? Yes. Cover it with foil. We bake it for 10 to 15 minutes. We

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are looking to cook out the mushrooms further. We end up with

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this delightful biryani. Make sure that is packed down. What we do to

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serve this is... I have missed a bit of this! I was thinking about

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sardines. Omelette, eggs and coriander and then what we do to...

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Eggs and coriander? Yum! The egg is essential. It is a traditional

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ingredient in this. LAUGHTER Then what we have also got with it, a

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little bit of shop-bought curry sauce which we will garnish with

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again. That is something that you always should have with a biryani.

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Then we pop our eggy bits on the top. Sardines, my granddad used to

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give me sardines on toast. They are really good. He wouldn't let me

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take the bones out. You should eat them! We are done. Now we can

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destroy it. Would you like to have a go? Can you go at the same time

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otherwise we will be here all day! It will be really hot. Does look

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good. Spicy, the mushrooms... good? Gorgeous! Really hot. What

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are we cooking next? A lemon meringue roulade. That recipe - in

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fact all our recipes will be on bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend.

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You can e-mail questions from there for our guests as well or Tweet

:41:56.:42:00.

@SFTW. Not forgetting to send your name, please. That is very hot.

:42:00.:42:05.

Time for a dance. This is a documentary that follows wannabes

:42:05.:42:10.

preparing for the 40th Irish Dancing World Championships.

:42:10.:42:20.
:42:20.:42:25.

There's grit, blisters and fierce She was extremely quiet, so shy, so

:42:25.:42:30.

nervous. So when they said they were going to a dancing competition,

:42:30.:42:35.

you had said, "She's never going to get up and do it." So I went to the

:42:35.:42:39.

competition. They were coming out to dance and the next thing she

:42:39.:42:43.

stepped forward and she just performed like no-one's business.

:42:43.:42:49.

My mouth dropped. I literally called you in Ireland. "We had a

:42:49.:42:59.
:42:59.:43:37.

boots for a Jig on Thursday at 9.00pm on BBC Two. It is the mums

:43:37.:43:41.

that were doing it with them. you going to be a pushy parent?

:43:41.:43:46.

I am! I will push my children away from entertainment. Are you?

:43:46.:43:51.

yourself a job in medicine. People are always needing medicine. That

:43:51.:43:55.

is what I think. Our second guest shot to fame after winning The X

:43:55.:44:00.

Factor in 2009. Since then he's gone on to have two top ten singles.

:44:00.:44:06.

He's been a popstar who has turned into an operastar. Welcome to

:44:06.:44:08.

Something For The Weekend, Joe McElderry. How are you? Very well.

:44:08.:44:13.

How are you two? Good. Very good. Are you enjoying your life at the

:44:13.:44:16.

moment? Yes. Very hectic but it is all fun. I get to do something I

:44:16.:44:23.

love. It is good. So you are King of the Reality TV Shows now.

:44:23.:44:28.

get a lot of votes. With us going into the second one, people will be

:44:28.:44:33.

like, "Here we go again, I won't vote for him!" It was amazing. The

:44:33.:44:36.

support was amazing again. There is nothing better than getting that

:44:37.:44:40.

direct public support where you know people are picking up the

:44:40.:44:45.

phone. Was you as nervous on the operastar one? X Factor, you were

:44:45.:44:50.

young, you didn't have no expectations, didn't know what you

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were going to do. Was that the biggest? I was already known for

:44:54.:44:58.

something else, so I was like oh God, and obviously you had the

:44:58.:45:01.

whole thing of winning The X Factor, then going on to something like

:45:01.:45:05.

that. I was thinking, "Like everybody will be watching." It was

:45:05.:45:08.

because I was aware how big the last show was, after coming out of

:45:08.:45:14.

it, I realised how big a task it was going to be. Why did you go

:45:14.:45:24.
:45:24.:45:26.

Why did you go into it when you have that decision to make? I to be

:45:26.:45:30.

approached us in January and February when I had just been on a

:45:30.:45:35.

three-week holiday. I was chilled out and relaxed and I just said,

:45:35.:45:41.

sounds great! It was going to be miles away, but it was really

:45:41.:45:47.

demanding. They everybody assumes that if you can sing you can reach

:45:47.:45:51.

this note and that note, but opera does not work like that. It is

:45:51.:45:57.

training your voice. It was like going to the gym every day and it

:45:57.:46:02.

was exhausting. I take my hat off to anybody that classically-trained.

:46:02.:46:06.

The breathing exercises, everything you have to do. I thought I would

:46:06.:46:10.

just have to pretend to sing opera. When you go back to the pop songs,

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do you find that you have a wider range India for a sound? -- and a

:46:18.:46:23.

fuller sound? It is so much easier. I learned so much about my voice.

:46:23.:46:28.

If you train your voice as a muscle, he's into it and do it properly,

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you can do it. I can't! Have you had the greatest time since leaving

:46:37.:46:41.

X Factor? From the outside perspective it does not seem like

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it has been all roses compared to some of the other guys. The X

:46:46.:46:49.

Factor was one of the best experiences of my life, ever. It

:46:49.:46:54.

put me somewhere where I would never have got without it. It was

:46:54.:46:58.

kind of painted worse than what it was in the press and things like

:46:58.:47:02.

that. It was made to be this huge kind of like he's moved back home,

:47:02.:47:09.

he's depressed. It was not like that. I was just like, whatever. I

:47:09.:47:16.

will carry on. Matt Cardle won last year. He said that he was talking

:47:16.:47:21.

this week about holding back the releases of other artists. Do you

:47:21.:47:27.

think that is a problem? Who were you in with? SyCo. Yes, but

:47:27.:47:33.

whichever contestants? Olly Murs, Stacey Solomon. So they release

:47:33.:47:38.

immediately and you have to wait? It is part of your contract. You

:47:38.:47:41.

are relaunched on the first show and that is the big reveal. It

:47:41.:47:45.

works for some people but for others it would be better to put it

:47:45.:47:54.

straight out. A year is a long time in the music industry. It is. And

:47:54.:48:00.

people have an iPod, things are flitting in and out. Have you been

:48:00.:48:05.

watching the X Factor? I have. I really like Kelly. I think she is

:48:05.:48:09.

holding the fort with a big personality. She seems to be the

:48:10.:48:14.

head one, at the minute. What do you think of the way that Louis

:48:14.:48:22.

Walsh claps?! We have some clips of the judges. I hope you enjoyed that.

:48:22.:48:26.

I certainly did. I was expecting a little person to pop out from under

:48:26.:48:34.

the hat. The singing was truly horrible. We expect people to be

:48:34.:48:41.

off with the nervous feeling that you did not sink into ones. A

:48:41.:48:50.

terrible audition. We have been waiting for a group like you guys.

:48:50.:49:00.
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You you rock it and everybody loved it. You take three big stars away

:49:00.:49:05.

from it. There will obviously be an element of change. It is a matter

:49:05.:49:10.

of time and people will get used to it but I miss Cheryl Kohl. Are you

:49:10.:49:15.

still maids with her? Yes, but you miss her on the panel as well

:49:15.:49:22.

because she is the nation's sweetheart. She is doing a new chat

:49:22.:49:28.

show. What do you think? It must be true if it is on the front of a

:49:28.:49:36.

newspaper! And what about your new album? It is called Classic. It is

:49:36.:49:43.

the journey from my pop music to the more classical stuff. Nessun

:49:43.:49:49.

Dorma, somewhere Over the Rainbow, Canto Della Terra. I just wanted to

:49:49.:49:53.

release it straight away and get it out there instead of that long wait.

:49:53.:49:56.

It was a really quick turnaround and we had lots of quick meetings

:49:56.:50:01.

in a week and we bashed out all of this repertoire. Then I went into

:50:01.:50:05.

the studio and recorded it in six days, which was pretty hectic.

:50:05.:50:15.
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it is you -- looking healthy in the charts. Last time I looked, it was

:50:16.:50:26.
:50:26.:51:00.

number two. Let's have a look. # It is time to say goodbye.

:51:00.:51:09.

There you go. Quick question, did you enjoy winning The X Factor or

:51:10.:51:15.

Popstar to Operastar most? That is hard. I enjoyed them most. Come on!

:51:15.:51:19.

I think X Factor because it was where it all started. But Popstar

:51:19.:51:23.

to Operastar was nice as well. you fall out with Simon Cowell in

:51:24.:51:28.

the end? Not at all. We are still friends and I would still talk to

:51:28.:51:33.

him. People think we hate each other. You would not go out for a

:51:33.:51:37.

pint with him, but you know! Air still think highly of him for the

:51:37.:51:43.

opportunity I was given. You are not on his label now. I am with

:51:43.:51:51.

Universal. A new beginning. Joe is going to stick around to show us a

:51:51.:51:56.

new apps. Thank you to him for coming in. Here is a taste of what

:51:57.:52:06.

is still to come today. You can get up close to killer whales. She is

:52:06.:52:10.

just so curious. I am not feeding her. She is just interested in what

:52:10.:52:17.

we are doing. Our final dish is smoked haddock gratin. Bill Nighy

:52:17.:52:27.
:52:27.:52:34.

Mr and Mrs Jones. Rich from The Feeling and Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

:52:34.:52:39.

Who does the cooking? I do the majority but Rich is a very good

:52:39.:52:47.

cook as well. I do some lovely blackened cod. Nice! How do you

:52:47.:52:57.
:52:57.:53:07.

Blacon part? -- do blackened cod? You'd use Japanese miso. There is a

:53:07.:53:11.

level of skill compared to doing it at home as compared to a

:53:11.:53:20.

restaurant! All right! Do you ever could deserts? That is not really

:53:20.:53:25.

something we do. We are more likely to spend ages making starters and

:53:25.:53:31.

main courses and then buy a box of chocolates. My children get fruit

:53:31.:53:38.

for deserter and that is it. As a grown-up you think you don't want

:53:38.:53:43.

to make a whole pudding. We want a spoonful of your child's pudding to

:53:43.:53:47.

annoy them and then move on. I used to love custard and rice pudding

:53:47.:53:53.

and things. Other people's are always better, like other people's

:53:53.:53:58.

chips. I have bought some semolina because they think they should have

:53:58.:54:03.

to beat the horrible things we had as children! I like them both.

:54:03.:54:06.

like it when my children tell me they are bored. That is part of

:54:06.:54:16.
:54:16.:54:18.

life. Being bought is being a child! -- being bored. This is a

:54:18.:54:22.

lemon meringue roulade. Passion fruit, raspberries, whipped cream

:54:22.:54:27.

with icing sugar. Then some egg white so that on 99% on with loads

:54:27.:54:37.
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of sugar for a meringue base. -- egg whites that are 99% done. So if

:54:38.:54:45.

you can whisk them up, you gradually add the sugar. A can you

:54:45.:54:54.

see how already it is like toffee? That kind of thing. This is a happy

:54:54.:55:00.

marriage! I read in my notes that you bought Rich a cookery course.

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Is that right? Yes but we have not done it yet. We have done a Fish

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Cookery Course, which was another present. And did you make blackened

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cod?! We did lobster. You need confidence when you are cooking. We

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used to be intimidated in the fishmongers but now I know which

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:55:35.:55:36.

one I want. Really? Yes, we it predominantly fish and seafood. We

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get live lobsters. At that is fun with the children. When I lived in

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Norway last week for four days, we caught a crab and had to do that.

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One of my daughters wanted to kill it and eat it and the other wanted

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to set it free. It is kind of exciting. We once got a crab. We

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thought we had paid more than we had previously but it was double

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the size and we did not have a big enough saucepan. We boiled the

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water and we were about to put it in but it did not fit. That was a

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mistake. I think we had to do it upside down in the war in the end.

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-- in a frying pan. OK, you can turn that off. Beautiful. All you

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need to do is take all of that out with the spatula. Put it on there.

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Basically we are going to bake a flat blanket of a meringue. I do

:56:42.:56:52.
:56:52.:56:55.

like to do this bachelor on a Sunday. -- spatula. How did you get

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together? In Barcelona, on one knee on the beach. Cocktails and the

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full moon? We had been working together for a year-and-a-half

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before we got together because I was in her band. Had she always

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been looking at you? When I auditioned, she was in a panel of

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judges watching me play. She was whispering to her friend. She said

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that she was just saying nice amplifier, but we know what that

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means! Bake that for 15 or 20 minutes because it is very thin.

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The Tate with meringue, when you stop baking them, set the oven at

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180, but the meringue in and drop it down to 120 so the outside is

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crispy and the inside is juicy. Put all of the lemon curd into there,

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scrape out the passion fruit and mix it together. We have a question.

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Do you get competitive over album sales?

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go on tour? You must go out at the same time. We tried to make a two-

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week rule so that we never go for longer than two weeks with the kids

:58:25.:58:31.

and everything. That generally holds. Now Sophie can sing with us

:58:31.:58:38.

as well. When you are together, do people become more interested in

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your relationship than your music? Is that annoying? Now everybody

:58:43.:58:48.

accepts it. But did you used to find it annoying? I think we made a

:58:48.:58:53.

habit of being really boring early on. We have never been on anything

:58:53.:58:59.

before together. How is it going? Are was quite nervous! It is a bit

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weird! When I was reading through my notes last night, I was thinking

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that it is refreshing that you are married but you don't talk about it.

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You get so many people on and you are told not to mention the famous

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wife or husband because they don't talk about it. That is a level of

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intrigue that is probably not really necessary. You are married!

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Spread that cream across there. Rich, it makes that together, lemon

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curd and passion fruit combined. You need to work it so you get it

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really mixed up. Then you have that lovely lemon curd and passion fruit

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flavour. An end of summer dish. Spread out the cream. Pick of then,

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whatever you like. Just nicely covered. -- thick or thin. Then put

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the lemon curd and passion fruit along the top of it. Cream,

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sweetened with icing sugar, egg whites, sweetened with icing sugar,

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then the lemon curd and the passion fruit to give some acidity. You can

:00:08.:00:18.
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make patterns when you put that on lovely because of the passion fruit.

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The rolling up is the exciting bit. Because it is a meringue, it is

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going to break. So what we are going to do... What does the

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roulade mean - rolling? Rolled. What we do, a little bit over like

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that... I would have gone the other way! You will end up doing both

:00:46.:00:50.

ways. Then the next bit like that. Then all you need to do is come

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back the other way... We would have gone longways... I see what you

:00:57.:01:06.

mean. Roll it right back. Perfect. Good. Then what we do - this is the

:01:06.:01:11.

most difficult bit, getting it from the paper on to here. All you do is

:01:11.:01:16.

literally go the other way and we have icing sugar on the paper as

:01:16.:01:26.
:01:26.:01:26.

well. How about that?! Then all we do, we simply serve a good big

:01:26.:01:36.

wedge. If you chill this afterwards - one for you, Sophie. Don't be shy,

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Joe! Why are you doing that? Tell us what you are going to make for

:01:42.:01:52.
:01:52.:01:54.

the last... A smoked haddock gratin. I will dig in. Wayne will be

:01:54.:02:01.

concocting some carnival cocktails next. What is that like? How long

:02:01.:02:08.

does that cook for? 15-20 minutes. Now it is your second and last

:02:08.:02:18.
:02:18.:02:25.

chance to guess the year in Deja # If you tolerate this... #

:02:25.:02:28.

Britain's biggest sculpture the Angel of the North has been raised

:02:28.:02:36.

into position on the site of an old coal mine near Gateshead. The

:02:36.:02:41.

�800,000 structure towers over the Four Miracles hours, videotapes of

:02:41.:02:44.

President Clinton's testimony to the Grand Jury about what he did

:02:44.:02:48.

and didn't do with Monica Lewinski went out on television. These

:02:48.:02:54.

encounters did not consist of sexual intercourse. The famous

:02:54.:03:00.

Union Jack dress worn by Geri Halliwell has been sold for more

:03:00.:03:04.

than �41,000 with the proceeds going to charity.

:03:04.:03:09.

# If you tolerate this # Then your children will be next.

:03:09.:03:19.
:03:19.:03:24.

Dude. Hey. I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance,

:03:24.:03:29.

my cycle, at Crane Jackson's Theatre on Tuesday night. I'd love

:03:29.:03:37.

it if you came and gave me notes. I'll be there, man.

:03:37.:03:42.

That was The Manics plus headlines on Bill Clinton, Ginger Spice and

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the Angel of the North. What is today's Deja View year? When that

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film was around, did lots of people ask for white Russians? Yes. I love

:03:52.:04:02.
:04:02.:04:03.

a white Russian. What is in it? Vodka, coffee Liqueur and cream.

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What year was that? 1998. I think '98. I have to go a bit different.

:04:10.:04:17.

I will say '99. LAUGHTER Carnival cocktails today. We have rums from

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cocktails today. We have rums from all over the Caribbean. So I am

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going to bring some of the flavours from the island. I have aloe vera

:04:28.:04:38.
:04:38.:04:40.

juice, which is really good. Where is that? Right here. When you break

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an aloe vera... It is high in acid. Do you drink this neat? You can do.

:04:47.:04:57.
:04:57.:04:57.

It adds freshness to the drink. We have some... Like licking a

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battery! This is the Calypso Swizzle. Rum... Don't do that

:05:03.:05:08.

anyone, don't lick a battery! I don't know why I said that! Stupid!

:05:08.:05:12.

LAUGHTER I will get myself in trouble. Some sourz pineapple

:05:12.:05:18.

liqueur. Please don't do that. Whatever you do, don't do that.

:05:18.:05:24.

Lime juice, vanilla syrup. Or drink to excess, don't do that either!

:05:24.:05:30.

You are covered. You are fine. shot of aloe vera juice. Aloe vera

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grows wildly all over the Caribbean. What is this one? Guava juice.

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love that. Used to combat... Sunburn. You break the leaves on

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the beach and rub it on the sunburn. In Barbados there is a guy that

:05:48.:05:53.

comes around - I know one man in particular - he breaks aloe vera

:05:53.:06:01.

and he offers everybody a massage. He's always outside Sandy Lane.

:06:01.:06:09.

massages everyone... Look at you two! This is a traditional

:06:09.:06:19.
:06:19.:06:20.

Caribbean swizzle stick. No shaking involved. We have more ice. That's

:06:20.:06:26.

like... Trinidad rum over the top. Like a stick? Couple of pineapple

:06:26.:06:31.

leaves. And our wedge of guava. That is Calypso Swizzle. That is

:06:31.:06:36.

delicious. The freshness comes from the aloe vera juice. Mmm. I better

:06:37.:06:45.

crack on. Give us a straw, please. I think the guava juice makes it.

:06:45.:06:55.
:06:55.:07:00.

Guava juice is really fresh. This is falernum. Jamaican white rum

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:07:10.:07:17.

followed by rum from Barbados. Oops! This is coconut and mango

:07:17.:07:27.
:07:27.:07:33.

water. You can buy that? It has twice the potas sum -- potassi

:07:33.:07:43.
:07:43.:07:45.

murks -- potassium... Exclusive supermarket. I am trying to be old-

:07:45.:07:54.

fashioned. Shake it up. I read it rehydrates you. It is meant to be a

:07:54.:08:00.

very good sports drink. Yeah. is why I am not buying it. As I'm

:08:00.:08:10.
:08:10.:08:10.

an athlete, I thought I better have a go! We have the rums from

:08:10.:08:19.

Barbados, Jamaica, a bit of -... These kind of drinks are fun drinks.

:08:19.:08:28.

Yes. A slice of freshman go. This one is called? -- A slice of fresh

:08:28.:08:36.

mango? This one is called? Up north, with the Dom Republic, that is

:08:36.:08:42.

called Sweet Meringue. That is lovely. The rum in there, the kick

:08:42.:08:47.

of the rum. That is really nice. That is my favourite. I will swap.

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Happy carnival! Cheers. Both of those cocktails are on the website,

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bbc.co.uk/somethingfortheweekend. If you are heading... What time we

:08:58.:09:03.

leaving?! LAUGHTER I'm not going with you in that! Have a fun and

:09:03.:09:09.

safe carnival. Have you got the top to go with it? It suits you, though.

:09:09.:09:17.

I love your moves. Right. Killer whales are some of the most

:09:18.:09:21.

dangerous predators in the world's oceans. One person has dedicated

:09:21.:09:30.

her life to correcting this. Here she is The Woman Who Swims With

:09:30.:09:32.

Killer Whales. Some of them will just, no matter

:09:32.:09:36.

how long I have known them, will swim right past the boat and they

:09:36.:09:39.

are doing their orca thing. Others, my boat turns up and they are

:09:39.:09:42.

my boat turns up and they are racing over and they want to play.

:09:42.:09:49.

I will drop out of here and see what she will do. A young female

:09:49.:09:53.

approaches the boat. Just five years old, she's followed closely

:09:53.:09:59.

by her mum. Come on. Mum's coming in too. You coming in for a play as

:09:59.:10:03.

well? Ingrid greets them by slapping the water and blowing

:10:03.:10:13.

bubbles. Incredibly, the orca often blow bubbles back at her. This is

:10:13.:10:17.

the thing that fascinates me about these animals, they are so curious.

:10:17.:10:23.

I'm not feeding her, but she's interested in what we are doing.

:10:23.:10:28.

Blowing bubbles, the orca are mimicking Ingrid. What a cutey!

:10:28.:10:36.

Come on. Far from being ruthless killers, this remarkable

:10:36.:10:40.

interaction shows just how inquisitive and gentle wild orca

:10:40.:10:50.
:10:50.:10:51.

can be. Hello. You are a little calmer. Not so excited. And The

:10:51.:10:56.

Woman Who Swims With Killer Whales is on Wednesday at 8.00pm on BBC

:10:56.:11:00.

Two and BBC HD. It is gadget time and Joe McElderry and Dan from The

:11:00.:11:04.

Feeling are standing by to help us. That is where the noise is coming

:11:05.:11:10.

from. Dan has a driving game. Lucy Hedges is here. Apps this week. You

:11:10.:11:15.

have six apps. Our first app which Dan is going to show off for us, as

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you can hear... Spin it around for us, Dan. This is Real Racing 2.

:11:22.:11:32.
:11:32.:11:32.

Like most racing games, it uses the accelerometer. He is playing in the

:11:33.:11:37.

Appwheel. It enhances your game experience and makes you feel like

:11:37.:11:45.

you are playing on something bigger than a phone. It is better

:11:45.:11:50.

precision on control. What do you think, Dan? It is fun. I feel like

:11:51.:11:58.

a seven-year-old! It is very much like the Wii wheel. The game is

:11:58.:12:06.

also... How much is this? It's �2.99, the Appwheel is �9.99. You

:12:06.:12:11.

don't need the Appwheel to play it. It works with loads of games.

:12:11.:12:20.

look at the next one. The next application is something called

:12:20.:12:28.

android, it is called Swype. you swipe from letter to letter to

:12:28.:12:35.

spell a word. This is the latest thing, apparently? It is very cool.

:12:35.:12:45.
:12:45.:12:47.

Have a go. With a bit of practice You swipe along the words. It is

:12:47.:12:51.

quite difficult do do when it is facing this angle. We are doing it

:12:51.:12:58.

for the purpose of television. You can be really quick. If it doesn't

:12:58.:13:02.

recognise a word, it offers up a selection of words. If it still

:13:02.:13:05.

doesn't know what you are talking about, you can save it to the

:13:05.:13:10.

dictionary. So next time you put in your mystery word... They reckon

:13:10.:13:14.

that is what everyone is going to be doing? Yes. It is not an

:13:14.:13:17.

application in the typical sense where you can download it, it is in

:13:17.:13:22.

Beta at the minute. You have to download an installer and whack it

:13:22.:13:30.

on. Golf time now. Joe, come over. I will run round you this way.

:13:30.:13:37.

will get you going. Do you play golf? I'm not a golf player.

:13:37.:13:44.

not either. The idea is to putt. This is called iPing. Start putting.

:13:44.:13:46.

This is called iPing. Start putting. Keep putting. What it does, in

:13:46.:13:51.

conjunction with this cradle that you can see on the putter shaft. It

:13:51.:14:00.

uses, the built-in gyroscope to identify impact angle... Swing from

:14:00.:14:10.
:14:10.:14:11.

the body. Soft hands. You are not that bad. I'll go. FOUR! LAUGHTER

:14:11.:14:17.

wasn't good. It measures your consistency. You can kustmiez it.

:14:17.:14:24.

What this does is establish your consistency. After five putts, you

:14:24.:14:28.

establish your putting handicap. It is a way to improve your putting

:14:28.:14:36.

skills. Do one more. Do we need to see... It measures all your putts.

:14:36.:14:41.

What you can do, if you want to show off your stats, you can post

:14:41.:14:46.

it on Twitter and Facebook. You can compare your stats with the pros.

:14:46.:14:53.

Let's find someone. It won't be good. I agree with you. LAUGHTER

:14:53.:14:58.

There's his stats, the consistency is quite on point. You need more

:14:58.:15:03.

work. You are not a golfer, it is fine. What sport do you do? I do a

:15:03.:15:10.

lot of running. I love running. Loads of great apps... Not football

:15:10.:15:16.

or golf. It is all about singing! I won't ask you if you like that

:15:16.:15:23.

because you don't really know. really! If you would like to come

:15:23.:15:29.

round with for this one. We have an awesome application, it is called

:15:29.:15:36.

Google Goggles. You are on the internet and searching, and...

:15:36.:15:43.

is like the visual version of Shezam. You take a picture of

:15:43.:15:53.
:15:53.:16:04.

And what it does... It has crashed on us. Loaded back up. What it does

:16:04.:16:08.

is utilise Google's expansive search engine. It is scanning the

:16:08.:16:12.

photograph and it will pull up search results pertaining to that

:16:12.:16:20.

image. What does it say? Similar image? It has not identified the

:16:20.:16:28.

flag, not this time. It has not identified the British flag?! How

:16:28.:16:33.

much is that? We have run out of time. This is completely free on

:16:33.:16:41.

the iPhone and Android. Thank you. If you would like more information,

:16:41.:16:46.

e-mail us through the website. And now, a new spy drama that crackles

:16:46.:16:56.
:16:56.:17:00.

with tension. Bill Nighy stars in What about you? Isn't your father a

:17:00.:17:05.

writer? Writer and activist, yes. It must be odd having a famous

:17:05.:17:10.

father. I am surprised you have heard of him. How famous can you be

:17:10.:17:16.

in Syria? You were born in Damascus? Yes. My brother was

:17:16.:17:26.
:17:26.:17:27.

killed by the Israelis. When? years ago. What was he doing?

:17:27.:17:33.

Waving a white flag, trying to stop them trying to knock down a house.

:17:33.:17:36.

The Israelis were building a wall through occupied territories and

:17:36.:17:44.

the Wall went right through the house. Been in that part of the

:17:45.:17:52.

world? What were you doing? Oh, you know. I don't know. You are going

:17:52.:17:57.

to have to tell me. I was on holiday. On the West Bank? Where

:17:57.:18:07.
:18:07.:18:07.

else do you go on holiday? Afghanistan? A maybe this is the

:18:07.:18:17.
:18:17.:18:20.

And you can watch Page Eight tonight on BBC Two at 8 o'clock. In

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the kitchen we have Joe, who tells me his cooking is quite bad.

:18:26.:18:36.
:18:36.:18:36.

never cook. I like bacon. Baking or bacon? Baking cakes! It is the

:18:36.:18:45.

accent! I was going to say bacon sandwiches! You like baking, I have

:18:45.:18:51.

got you! Cooking is a bit of a nightmare. This is relatively

:18:51.:18:55.

straightforward. If you have never done any cooking before, the

:18:55.:19:05.
:19:05.:19:10.

paprika, tarragon. And we have poached the smoked haddock in milk.

:19:10.:19:14.

You do that because it takes away the salty taste and the overt smoky

:19:14.:19:24.
:19:24.:19:31.

it down so that it is just simmering, turn it down. Do you

:19:31.:19:38.

expect people to know that? I have just told them! Just checking.

:19:38.:19:42.

can put this in the gratin and bake it and it will just be fine but it

:19:42.:19:48.

will be smoky and salty. We do that to make it taste better but it is

:19:48.:19:52.

not essential. We are doing a crumbly top with hazelnuts, butter

:19:52.:19:57.

and tarragon. You can relax for a moment, Joe. First we make the

:19:57.:20:02.

sauce, melting butter in a pan. I am going to do this too fast. When

:20:02.:20:07.

you go home, Joe, with your new- found talent for cooking, slow it

:20:07.:20:12.

down. Do it gently. But I am ramping it up to do it quickly.

:20:12.:20:20.

Melt it gently, then add the plain flour. I want to do this e-mail.

:20:20.:20:25.

Would you consider being a judge on the X Factor? Well, yes, I would

:20:25.:20:30.

actually. It would be good fun. Would you be able to be hard

:20:30.:20:34.

because you know what it is like to be up there? That is the only

:20:34.:20:39.

problem. When I watch it now, I feel their pain. I actually cry,

:20:39.:20:44.

Joe. Simon, I cry when people get through. I was crying on my own on

:20:45.:20:50.

the sofa last night. I cried at the girl that sank Respect. She was

:20:50.:20:57.

just so happy. And that day is so build up. You arrive at 5 o'clock

:20:57.:21:03.

in the morning and you wait all day, doing interviews. Just the anxiety

:21:03.:21:06.

before you even step on the stage and then you get on and everything

:21:06.:21:10.

is heightened. You know that there are cameras, an audience, big stars

:21:10.:21:16.

in front of you. When I watch it now, it brings back memories.

:21:16.:21:21.

Emotional, I bet. But they think I would be OK. I would be realistic

:21:21.:21:25.

but sympathetic. Now you have the classical training. We have the

:21:25.:21:29.

butter and the plain flour and the spices, and you gradually add the

:21:29.:21:34.

milk. I am doing it way too quickly. Had it gradually and when it

:21:34.:21:41.

bubbles, add some more. Are we going to ruin it? If you do it so

:21:41.:21:51.
:21:51.:21:53.

quickly, you stretch the flour. And it can taste a bit like flour. Then

:21:53.:21:58.

we add the cream, the Parmesan, the cheese, then we stir it together.

:21:58.:22:05.

What you need to do, slice those potatoes. You have got a job!

:22:05.:22:09.

them in half and a layer them in the dish. Would you like me to

:22:09.:22:15.

help? He will be all right. We are not so bad on time. Just if you

:22:15.:22:21.

need me, shout, Simon. I always need you! When you did your

:22:21.:22:26.

audition, was it in front of a live audience? We were the first year

:22:26.:22:31.

when it was and my audition day was the first day. Did you all get on

:22:31.:22:35.

instantly? Actually, I change my question. You know instantly when

:22:35.:22:39.

you saw people getting on stage, did you think they would get

:22:39.:22:43.

through and be on the live show? You are kept away from that room so

:22:43.:22:48.

you do not know what is going on. You are in another room doing the

:22:48.:22:53.

interviews, you know, that you see. It is only at bit camp that you

:22:53.:22:59.

watch everybody and that is when everybody is looking at you.

:23:00.:23:05.

competition. You can never tell who they will go for. It changes from

:23:05.:23:10.

day to day. If you are a good one day but bad the next... And choice

:23:10.:23:16.

of song as well. And the style of the song. No matter what they throw

:23:16.:23:22.

at you in the competition, you nailed it every time. But it is

:23:22.:23:26.

hard. Because if you are raid jazz singer and they decide to do this

:23:26.:23:33.

go, you are in trouble. -- a jazz singer. A handful of spinach on

:23:33.:23:37.

there and then some big flakes of this. With the fish, peel it off

:23:37.:23:45.

the skin and just dollop it on. When you were doing Popstar to

:23:45.:23:49.

Operastar, you had to learn some Italian. Give me some Italian lines.

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I actually don't know any! I was expecting some romantic lines! I

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only know the words of the songs. I am not fussy. I cannot even think

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of something to say. You have let me down. Come on, Simon. You have

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let us all down. I am concentrating on the fish! It is very messy.

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this gets messy, that is the joy of it because it will all get baked.

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Chuck it all end? Yes. It does not matter about the size of the pieces.

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The bigger the better. From an eating point of view, you want a

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nice big chunk of fish rather than little flakes. Nobody would eat my

:24:32.:24:38.

cooking. Look at it! I hope you washed your hands! It is all about

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confidence. And maybe not stabbing yourself. When that has gone in,

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all we do is we dollop this lovely cheese sauce. It is going loopy

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because we brushed it. You want it to be looser than that. The -- of

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we rushed it. If it is too thick like that, you can add more cream

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and milk. Now, the final part. This audition is nearly over! Tarragon,

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battered, breadcrumbs, hazelnuts, rub them together. -- butter. Like

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making a crumble, which is basically what we are doing. This

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is delicious flavour on the top. It does not matter if the butter does

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not melt when we are doing this. It will melt in the oven. Then

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sprinkle it on top. It is nice to have a crispy top on something. It

:25:34.:25:40.

is a meal in one. All you need. However much you feel is

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appropriate, Joe. Use your creativity. While you are doing

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that, another question. Which classical song is the hardest to

:25:50.:25:56.

sing? Probably Nessun Dorma. It is really hard and the timing is funny

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so you have to concentrate. It was the one that I had panic attacks

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about. Sleepless nights, I am sure. We take that for 20 minutes or so

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and this is what you get. The joy of it is we have hazelnuts,

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Parmesan cheese, so you get really delicious smells and the flavour.

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It has not taken very long at all. How much does that go in for?

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20 minutes. You are looking at a dead simple dish that will feed a

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big fat family, I mean in number, not that you are fat. Thank you.

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Let's go back to Tim. Thank you. We can reveal the year of Deja View

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when Bill Clinton made the headlines for the wrong reasons and

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the manic Street Preachers were number one. It was 1998. We sort of

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got it right. Talking about The X Factor. One of the questions on

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Twitter, Sophie, which you consider being a judge? It looks like a

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great job. It looks good from the sofa at home, so probably fantastic

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on the television. Do you watch it? Yes. I like that the girls get on.

:27:18.:27:22.

There is good chemistry. It is nice to see them having banter and

:27:22.:27:27.

laughing over the guys. It is nice to watch. I don't know whether you

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asked this in cooking, but do you keep in touch with the X Factor

:27:32.:27:42.
:27:42.:27:42.

contestants? Yes, Olly Murs, Stacey, Jedward. Jedward?! Do they have one

:27:42.:27:48.

mobile phone between the two of them? Yes, they actually do. They

:27:48.:27:52.

don't have my number now because I used to get random phone calls and

:27:52.:28:02.
:28:02.:28:05.

they did not say anything. It was like constant pranks. Hello?!

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Feeling, have you got any concerts? Yes, we have a tour in October.

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any festivals? Yes, Harvest. It is Alex Jones's Farm, which is food as

:28:18.:28:27.

well. Lots of cheeses. And we are playing there. Will there be plenty

:28:27.:28:36.

of cheese? Yes, plenty of cheese. Is that this weekend? No. Your

:28:36.:28:44.

keyboard player is getting married. Oh, yes! We are almost out of time.

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