The Diamond Jubilee Concert Highlights The Queen's Diamond Jubilee

it. You may want to see it again. # Hell is gone and heaven's here

# I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be

# You're my rock of empathy, my dear

# So come on Let me entertain you

# Let me entertain you

# Life's too short for you to die So grab yourself an alibi

# Heaven knows your mother lied Mon cher

# Separate your rights from wrongs Come and sing a different song

# The kettle's on, so don't be long Mon cher

# So come on Let me entertain you

# Let me entertain you

# Look me up in the Yellow Pages I will be your rock of ages

HE RAPS

# Let me entertain you

# Let me entertain you

# Let me entertain you

# Come on, come on # Come on, come on

Come on, come on # Let me entertain you

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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr Rob Brydon.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Diamond Jubilee Concert.

We have a line-up tonight that is out of this world. Some of the

biggest stars in the world playing their biggest hits. If you

recognise any of these names give a little cheer. We have Gary Barlow...

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Kylie Minogue, Annie Lennox, yeah,

yeah, yeah - Tom Jones. Shirley Bassey, Elton John, Stevie Wonder

and Paul McCartney. I want you to cheer. I want you to roar. I want

you to stamp your feet and bounce up and down as we welcome two

special guests and one very, very CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Clap your hands, ladies and gentlemen.

# I gotta feeling # That tonight's gonna be

# That tonight's gonna be a good, good night

# A feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night

# That tonight's gonna be

a good, good night

# That tonight's gonna be a good night

# Tonight's the night Let's live it up

# I got my money, let's spend it up

# Go out and smash it Like, oh, my God

# Jump off that sofa Let's get, get off

# I know that we'll have a ball

# Look at her dancing Just take it off

# Let's paint the town We'll shut it down

# Let's burn the roof And then we'll do it again

# Cos I gotta feeling, woohoo, that tonight's gonna be a good night

# That tonight's gonna be a good night

a good, good night

# A feeling, woohoo, that tonight's gonna be a good night

# That tonight's gonna be a good, good night

# Tonight's the night Hey!

# Let's live it up Let's live it up

# I got my money My pay

# Let's spend it up Let's spend it up

# Go out and smash it Smash it

# Like, oh, my God Like, oh, my God

# Jump off that sofa Come on!

# Fill up my cup Drink

# Mazel tov Le heim

# Look at her dancing Move it, move it

# Just take it off

# Let's paint the town Paint the town

# We'll shut it down Let's shut it down

# Let's burn the roof And then we'll do it again

# Let's do it, let's do it Let's do it, let's do it

# And do it and do it Let's live it up

And do it, do it, do it

# Let's do it, let's do it Let's do it, do it, do it, do it

# Here we come, here we go

# Feel the shot, body rock Rock it, don't stop

# Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop

# Round and round, up and down Around the clock

# And I'm feelin', woohoo, that tonight's gonna be a good night

# That tonight's gonna be a good night

a good, good night

# Love

# Love

# This is love

# This is love

# This is love, this is love

Thank

Thank you

Thank you very

Thank you very much UK for welcoming me to your wonderful

country. Thank you, Your Majesty. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Are you ready

# I'm feeling sexy and free # You're like a shot of pure gold

# I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air

# Now I'm breathing like I'm running Cos you're taking me there

# Don't you know You spin me out of control

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh We can do this all night

# This love is skintight Baby, come on

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Pull me like a bass drum

# Sparking up a rhythm Baby, come on

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Rock my world into the sunlight

# Make this dream the best I've ever known

# Dirty dancing in the moonlight Take me down like I'm a domino

# Every second is a highlight When we touch, don't ever let me go

# Dirty dancing in the moonlight Take me down like I'm a domino

# You got me losing my mind My heart beats out of time

# You got me losing my mind My heart beats out of time

# I'm seeing Hollywood stars You strum me like a guitar

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh We can do this all night

# This love is skintight Baby, come on

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Pull me like a bass drum

# Sparking up a rhythm Baby, come on

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Rock my world into the sunlight

# Make this dream the best I've ever known

# Dirty dancing in the moonlight Take me down like I'm a domino

# Oh, baby, baby Got me feeling so right

Dancing in the moonlight

Got me feeling so right

# Oh, baby, baby

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Rock my world into the sunlight

# Make this dream the best I've ever known

# Dirty dancing in the moonlight Take me down like I'm a domino

# Every second is a highlight When we touch, don't ever let me go

# Every second is a highlight When we touch, don't ever let me go

# Dirty dancing in the moonlight

# Take me down like I'm a domino Domino, domino, yeah. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Next

Next up,

Next up, an

Next up, an act with five number one singles and three platinum

selling albums. Please welcome JLS. # You know you need someone

# So the whole world is stuck in a moment

# Standing still until they come back

# You accept that they've got things to do

# But sometimes in the end There's nothing left for you

# If hurt is missing your baby I've done too much of it lately

# Cos every minute's like an hour Every hour's like a day

# Every day lasts forever But what else am I gonna do?

# I'd wait forever and a day for you I'd wait up, wait up

# I can't eat, I can't sleep What else could it be?

# Missing you so deep Long as I'm where you're going to

# I'd wait forever and a day for you

# I'd wait up, wait up for you Oh, I'd wait up, wait up

# Everybody in love Go on, put your hands up

# Everybody in love Go on, put your hands up

# If you're in love Put your hands up

# Everybody in love Go on, put your hands up

# Everybody in love Go on, put your hands up

# Everybody in love Go on, put your hands up

# If you're in love # Put your hands up

# Everybody in love Everybody in love

# Everybody in love Go on, put your hands up. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Now,

Now, ladies

Now, ladies and

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

Now, ladies and gentlemen, please give a very warm welcome to Mr Lee

Mack. Ladies and gentlemen, I cannot tell

you how exciting it is for me to be here performing at Buckingham

Palace. I can't believe they have had me back. Last time I was here,

I was dressed as Batman and stood on that window ledge. They still

won't let me see little Robin and it is hotting up backstage. I have

seen JLS and I have to tell you ladies, we are walking around with

their tops off. There is more six- packs back there than Prince Harry

has got stuffed under his seat! Is he laughing? Ladies and gentlemen,

I will be introducing Madness who will be performing on the Palace

roof. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING That is

genuine, standing outside Buckingham Palace and asking

everyone to cheer for Madness, what would George III think?

This man only looks about 23. Here he is ladies and gentlemen, please

go wild and crazy for the one and only Sir Cliff Richard.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. This song I

recorded in 1968, but I believe it # When I tell everyone

# I want the world to know # When I tell everyone

# I want the world to know # I want the world to know

It is time to introduce another favourite of mine. An opera singer

who was extraordinary in Les Mis, he is handsome and gorgeous. Please

welcome, give a huge warm welcome to my imaginary, future husband, Mr

Alfie Boe. # Che bella cosa e'

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# Pe' ll'aria fresca # Quanno fa notte e

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# Quanno fa notte e 'o sole # It's now or never

# Kiss me, my darling # It's now or never

# Kiss me, my darling Be mine tonight

# Tomorrow will be too late

# It's now or never My love won't wait

# It's now or never My love won't wait

# It's now or never

# My love won't wait. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

There

There is

There is nothing

There is nothing like a big Royal celebration to lift the nation's

mood. The Royal Wedding in 2011, the Diamond Jubilee in 2012. No

pressure, Harry, in your own time, son! Me and you, 2013, sorry. No,

it is an amazing night. I'm going to stick my neck out, Lee and say

this is better than the The Tweenies on ice. I even met Tom

Jones. I through my pants at him. You probably should have taken them

off first. Now, we are spoiling you tonight,

big time. I think they might have seen him. He has got two Brit

awards and a number one album. Let's here it for the brilliant, Ed

Sheeran. # White lips, pale face

# Burnt lungs, sour taste # Long nights, strange men

# Been this way since 18 But lately her face seems

# Slowly sinking, wasting Crumbling like pastries

# And they scream

# The worst things in life come free to us

# Cos we're just under the upper hand

# And go mad for a couple of grams

# And she don't want to go outside tonight

# And in a pipe She flies to the Motherland

# Or sells love to another man

# It's too cold outside for angels to fly

# Angels to fly

# Ripped gloves, raincoat Tried to swim and stay afloat

# Dry house, wet clothes Loose change, banknotes

# Weary-eyed, dry throat Call girl, no phone

# And they say

# She's in the Class A Team Stuck in her daydream

# Been this way since 18 But lately her face seems

# Slowly sinking, wasting Crumbling like pastries

# And they scream

# The worst things in life come free to us

# Cos we're just under the upper hand

# And go mad for a couple of grams

# But she don't want to go outside tonight

# And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland

# Or sells love to another man

# It's too cold outside

# For angels to fly

# Angels to fly

# An angel will die

# Covered in white

# Closed eye

# And hoping for a better life

# This time, we'll fade out tonight

# Straight down the line

# And they say

# She's in the Class A Team Stuck in her daydream

# Been this way since 18 But lately her face seems

# Slowly sinking, wasting Crumbling like pastries

# They scream

# The worst things in life come free to us

# And we're all under the upper hand

# Go mad for a couple of grams

# And we don't want to go outside tonight

# And in a pipe we fly to the Motherland

# Or sell love to another man

# It's too cold

# For angels to fly

# Angels to fly

# To fly, fly

# Angels to fly, to fly, to fly

# Angels to die. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Thank

Thank you

Thank you very

Thank you, Ed Sheeran. Now please welcome one of our most

consistently brilliant singers and performers, it's Annie Lennox.

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# No-one on earth # I'm thrown and overblown

# There must be an angel Playing with my heart, yeah

# I walk into an empty room And suddenly my heart goes boom

# It's an orchestra of angels

# And they're playing with my heart, yeah

# Must be talking to an angel Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel Must be talking to an angel

# Must be talking to an angel

# No-one on earth could feel like this

# I'm thrown and overblown with bliss

# There must be an angel Playing with my heart, yeah

# And when I think that I'm alone It seems there's more of us at home

# It's a multitude of angels

# And they're playing with my heart, yeah

# Must be talking to an angel Must be talking to an angel

# I must be hallucinating Watching angels celebrating

# Could this be reactivating All my senses dislocating?

# This must be a strange deception by celestial intervention

# Leaving me the recollection of your heavenly connection

# Hey...

# Yeah...

# Oooh...

# Come on

# Come on

# Yeah

# Hey

# Oooh

# Come on

# Yeah

# La da da da da

# Da da

# La da da da da

# La da da da da da da da

# Da da

# Da da

# Must be talking to an angel

# Yeah

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Wherever

Wherever you

Wherever you are

Wherever you are watching this in the world, I would like to say a

big welcome to London. It is the place to be. We have, of

course, the Olympics. It is London 2012 and it is all we are hearing

about in London at the moment. Olympics, Olympics, Olympics. If I

had a pound for every time someone mentioned the Olympics, I could

almost afford a ticket! Ideally for the women's volleyball.

No, we are quite tense about our chances here because let's face it,

we didn't make the World Cup final. We came second to last in

Eurovision, but on the plus side, I'm confident we can win the Great

British Bake Off. I think we will do very well. How about Tom Daley?

Only 18 years of age. 18 years old. They're getting younger these

athletes, yeah. If we carry at this rate for the 2016 Olympics, they

will be drug testing for Calpo! Calpol! Here is somebody is nothing

short than the king of music. Some say he is on The Voice!

Some say he won The Voice. I say he is the voice! This is Tom Jones.

# Want some whiskey in your water? # What's all these crazy questions

# This is the craziest party that could ever be

# Don't turn on the lights cos I don't wanna see

# Mama told me not to come

# Mama told me not to come

# She said, that ain't the way to have fun, son

# Open up the window Let some air into this room

# I think I'm almost choking from the smell of stale perfume

# And the cigarette you're smoking 'bout to scare me half to death

# Open up the window Let me catch my breath

# Mama told me not to come

# Mama told me not to come

# Mama told me not to come

# She said, that ain't the way to have fun, son

# That ain't the way to have fun, son, son, son

# The radio is blasting Someone's knocking at the door

# I'm looking at my girlfriend She just passed out on the floor

# I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before

# Don't know what it is But I don't wanna see no more

# Mama told me not to come

# Mama told me not to come

# She said, that ain't the way to have fun, no

# That ain't the way to have fun, son

# And Mama told me, Mama told me Mama told me, Mama told me

# Mama told me not to come

# That ain't the way to have fun, son

# That ain't the way to have fun

# That ain't the way to have fun, no

# That ain't the way to have fun

# And Mama told me, Mama told me Mama told me, Mama told me

# She told me not to come Mama told me not to come

# That ain't the way to have fun That ain't the way to have fun

# That ain't the way to have fun, son

# That ain't the way to have fun Oh, no, no. #

Maybe I should've listened.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Thank

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank

Thank you

Thank you very

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. Well, I would like to say that this is a

fantastic feeling to be up here tonight. For The Queen's Diamond

Jubilee. I was here ten years ago when we did the Golden Jubilee and

we were at the back of the Palace then. Tonight, we're in the front.

So that's the way it goes. Is everybody having a good time?

AUDIENCE: Yes. # I saw the light on the night

# I saw the flickering shadows # As she deceived me

# I could see that girl # But I was lost like a slave

# At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting

# I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door

# She stood there laughing

# I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

# My, my, my, Delilah

# Why, why, why, Delilah

# So before they come to break down the door

# Forgive me, Delilah I just couldn't take any more

# She stood there laughing

# I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

# My, my, my, Delilah

# Why, why, why, Delilah

# So before they come to break down the door

# Forgive me, Delilah I just could not take any more

# She stood there laughing

# I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more

# My, my, my, Delilah

# Why, why, why, Delilah

# So before they come to break down the door

# Forgive me, Delilah I just could not take any more

# Forgive me, Delilah I just could not take any more. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

When

When The

When The Queen

When The Queen came to the throne in 195 2, there were only two

million cars on the road, now there are 27 million and all of them are

stuck at Trafalgar Square now! Everybody in the Mall say yeah.

I said everybody in the Mall say yeah. Everybody down here say yeah.

AUDIENCE: Yeah. Everybody the posh seats say ya

slam all right over there. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Her

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING This is a tremendous celebration,

ladies and gentlemen of the last 60 years. I think it is right and

proper that we all turn to the Royal Box now and say with one

voice loud and clear, you just missed Tom Jones!

LAUGHTER Black people in People in the house

say yeah. Let's introduce someone special, a

founder member of Take That. He sold 70 million records, won so

many BRIT Awards, his mantelpiece is 20 foot long. Some say he

deserves to be decorated. He is a natural born star. It's Robbie

Williams. # Oh, the shark, babe

# Just a jack-knife # You know, when that shark bites

# And fancy gloves though # So there's never, never

# On the sidewalk, oh Sunday morning, don't you know?

# Lies a body, just oozing life

# And someone's sneaking around the corner

# Could that be our boy Mack the Knife?

# From a tug boat down by the river Don't ya know?

# There's a cement bag just dropping on down

# That cement's there It's there for the weight, dear

# Five'll get you ten old Macheath's back in town

# Do ya hear 'bout Louie Miller? He disappeared, baby

# After drawing out all his hard-earned cash

# And now Macheath spendsHe spends just like a, like a sailor

# Could it be? Could it be?

# Could it be our boy's done something rash?

# Look out, Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown

# Yeah, the line forms on the right, babe

# Now that Macheath's back in town

# I said, Jenny Diver Oh, Sukey Tawdry

# Look out, Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown

# Yeah, the line forms on the right, babe

# Now that Macheath's back in town. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Robbie

Robbie Williams

Robbie Williams up

Robbie Williams up there on stage, everybody, giving a razor-sharp

performance. Good on you, Rob. It has been 60 years since The Queen

ascended the throne and became our glorious Queen. And to mark the

occasion, and specially for tonight, distinguished musical composer,

Andrew Lloyd Webber and award winning songwriter Gary Barlow have

come together to write a brand-new piece of music. Tonight the song

they have created receives its live premiere with an exclusive

performance featuring The Military Wives.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Conducted by Gareth Malone.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING The Australian musician, the

drummers of Kenya and the African Children's Choir. It is a heck of a

line-up, but a very simple title. It's called Sing.

With over 200 people appearing on stage, stand by for a performance

of a lifetime in honour of Her Majesty's Diamond Jubilee. This is

Sing. Gary, over to you. Thank you. OK,

everybody. For one performance only, the Commonwealth Band is here and

we're going to sing, Sing. Please # Some words

# So hear a thousand voices # In this life when you sing

# Don't you see, right now the world # Sing it louder, sing it clearer

# Make some noise Find your voice tonight

# Sing it stronger, sing together

# Make this moment last forever

# Old and young Shouting love tonight

# To sing We've had a lifetime to wait

# And see a thousand faces celebrate

# You brought hope You brought light

# Conquered fear It wasn't always easy

# Stood your ground, kept your faith

# Don't you see, right now the world is listening to what we say

# Sing it louder, sing it clearer

# Knowing everyone will hear you

# Make some noise Find your voice tonight

# Sing it stronger, sing together

# Make this moment last forever

# Old and young Shouting love tonight

# Some words They can't be spoken, only sung

# To hear a thousand voices

# Shouting love and light and hope

# Just sing

# Just sing

# Just sing

# Sing it louder, sing it clearer

# Knowing everyone will hear you

# Make some noise Find your voice tonight

# Sing it stronger, sing together

# Make this moment last forever

# Old and young Shouting love tonight

# To hear a thousand voices

# Shouting love and light and hope

# Shouting love.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Wasn't

Wasn't that

Wasn't that lovely?

Wasn't that lovely? A

A totally

A totally unique

A totally unique performance

A totally unique performance for a truly wonderful occasion. The song

was composed for Her Majesty's jubilee with singers and musicians

drawn from all over the Commonwealth.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING That was lovely. I have no doubt

that The Queen will be listening to that on her iPod!

I know she has got one. She was given it by President Obama. He is

the President of America. This iPod came fully loaded up with songs

from the Broadway Musicals which I thought presumptuous, yes, she is a

queen, but she doesn't necessarily like show tunes. It is good it take

stock, we are in London. That's where we are, only a fool wouldn't

realise that and we are at the top of the mall. A big hello to

everybody in the mall. I thought it would be nice, given how far back

the Mall people go, the people at the back may as well be in Norfolk.

Let's be honest. Let's try something. This is for the people

in the Mall. Let's try and do for the first time ever a forward

moving Mexican wave. From the back of the Mall to the front, OK? So

what this will involve is, if you are at the back of the Mall, it

will involve you starting it off, OK. I will count new. Ready? 40,

39... LAUGHTER

We may do that later. You know, if introducing one glorious Welsh

singer... You want to do it now? AUDIENCE: Yes.

All right, we'll do it now. Let's see the Mexican wave start at the

back. Go! I have no idea if they are doing it.

If introducing one glorious Welsh singer wasn't enough excitement for

one evening, it is my pressure to bro deuce another. - introduce

another. She is the one and only Shirley Bassey.

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# I can see every part # Men are mere mortals who

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# Diamonds are forever Here comes another superstar. It's

Kylie Minogue. # When you can't find the music

# Ball of confusion when nothing is new

# And there's nothing doing

# Step back in time

# I wanna funk, I wanna funk

# I wanna f-f-funk

# I wanna funk

# I wanna funk, I wanna f-f-funk

# Step back, step back

# Keep on trucking along

# Riding on a love train Love train, love train

# And then we can float on You'll never go wrong

# When you can't find the music to get down and boogie

# All you can do is step back in time

# Ball of confusion when nothing is new

# And there's nothing doing

# Step back in time, woah

# Step back, step back, step back

# Do your remember the old days? Remember the O'Jays?

# Walking in rhythm Life was for living

# When you can't find the music to get down and boogie

# Step back in time

# And there's nothing doing Step back in time

# When you can't find the music to get down and boogie

# All you can do is step back in time

# Ball of confusion when nothing is new

# And there's nothing doing Step back in time

# Dance, it's all I wanna do So won't you dance?

# I'm standing here with you Why won't you move?

# I'll get inside your groove

# Cos I'm on fire, fire, fire, fire

# It hurts when you get too close

# But, baby, it hurts

# If love is really good You just want more

# Even if it throws you to the fire, fire, fire, fire

# All the lovers that have gone before

# They don't compare to you

# Don't be frightened Just give me a little bit more

# They don't compare, all the lovers

# Dance, it's all I wanna do So won't you dance?

# I'm standing here with you Why won't you move?

# Even if it throws you to the fire, fire, fire, fire

# All the lovers that have gone before

# They don't compare to you

# Don't be frightened Just give me a little bit more

# They don't compare All the lovers. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# Life is for living Thank

Thank you.

Ladies

Ladies and

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to crank things up. If you are

still standing, he is the rocket man.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING He is The Lion King.

He is both Benny and his jet - Elton John.

# You could never know # Your blood like winter

# And there's a cold and lonely light that shines from you

# You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use

# And did you think this fool could never win?

# Well, look at me I'm coming back again

# I got a taste of love in a simple way

# And if you need to know

# While I'm still standing You just fade away

# Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did

# Looking like a true survivor Feeling like a little kid

# I'm still standing after all this time

# Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

# I'm still standing Yeah, yeah, yeah

# I'm still standing Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Once I never could hope to win

# You starting down the road Leaving me again

# The threats you made were meant to cut me down

# And if our love was just a circus You'd be a clown by now

# Y'know, I'm still standing better than I ever did

# Looking like a true survivor Feeling like a little kid

# I'm still standing after all this time

# Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

# I'm still standing Yeah, yeah, yeah

# I'm still standing Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Don't you know that I'm still standing better than I ever did

# Looking like a true survivor Feeling like a little kid

# I'm still standing after all this time

# Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

# I'm still standing Yeah, yeah, yeah

# I'm still standing Yeah, yeah, yeah

# I'm still standing Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Let me entertain you I'm still standing

Thank you very much. Good evening. AUDIENCE: Good evening.

Your Majesty, congratulations on an incredible achievement and we are

very honoured to be here tonight to # I remember when Rock was young

# Had an old gold Chevy # Doin' a thing called

# We were hoppin' and boppin' to the Crocodile Rock

# Well, Crocodile Rocking is something shocking

# When your feet just can't keep still

# I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will

# Oh, Lawdy, mama Those Friday nights

# When Suzie wore her dresses tight

# Crocodile Rocking was entirely out of sight

# Laa, la la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# But the years went by The Rock just died

# Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy

# Long nights crying by the record machine

# Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans

# But they'll never kill the thrills we got

# Burnin' up to the Crocodile Rock

# Learning fast as the weeks went past

# We really thought the Crocodile Rock would last

# Well, Crocodile Rocking is something shocking

# When your feet just can't keep still

# I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will

# Oh, Lawdy, mama Those Friday nights

# When Suzie wore her dresses tight

# Crocodile Rocking was almost out of sight

# Come on, now

# Laa, la la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# Laa, la la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# Laa, la la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# I remember when Rock was young Me and Suzie had so much fun

# Holding hands and skimming stones

# Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

# But the biggest kick I ever got

# Was doin' a thing called the Crocodile Rock

# While the other kids were rocking round the clock

# We were hoppin' and boppin' to the Crocodile Rock

# Well, Crocodile Rocking is something shocking

# When your feet just can't keep still

# I never knew me a better time I guess I never will

# Oh, Lawdy, mama Those Friday nights

# When Suzie wore those dresses tight

# Crocodile Rocking was almost out of sight

# Laa, la la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# Laa, la la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# Laa, la la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# La la la la, laa

# Hoo, yeah. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

OK.

OK. This

OK. This is

OK. This is a big moment for me. Our next performer is a huge hero

of mine and I am sure for many people here and around the world.

He sold 72 million albums. He won 22 Grammy Awards. He is in two

halls of fame. He is a multi- instrumentalist and he is an active

campaigner for civil rights. He is a legend. He has so much soul.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you This is for you!

It's to celebrate the jubilee. It is my honour to be here.

I love you. # This moment is lovely

Apology for the loss of subtitles for 74 seconds

# This moment is lovely # Isn't this lovely

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# When you believe in things Ladies and gentlemen, Stevie Wonder.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Isn't this brilliant, ladies and

gentlemen, 20,000 of us stood here being entertained outside

Buckingham Palace with another 250,000 stood outside on the Mall

and St James' Park, but spare a thought for the people stuck at

home watching on telly, with their feet up, in the warmth, with a

fridge full of beer and no queues for the toilet. Do you know what

Your Majesty, do you mind if we nip into yours and watch it on the box?

It is time for one of these. It is time to welcome one of Britain's

best loved bands. Now they are playing on the roof of Buckingham

# Father wears his Sunday best # The kids are playing up downstairs

# Our house In the middle of our street

# Our house, in the middle of our

# Our house, in the middle of our

# Our house, in the middle of our

# Father gets up late for work Mother has to iron his shirt

# Then she sends the kids to school Sees them off with a small kiss

# Our house In the middle of our street

# Our house, in the middle of our...

# Our house In the middle of our street

# Our house In the middle of our street

# Our house was our castle and our keep

# Our house In the middle of our street

# Our house That was where we used to sleep

# Our house In the middle of our street

# Our house In the middle of our street

# Our house In the middle of our street. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Thank

Thank you

Thank you very

It is the last act of the night, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh yes, I have come dressed for the occasion, but he weren't best

pleased when he saw me backstage dressed as a beef eater. Because he

is a big vegetarian. Anyway, he was in Quarrymen, the Quarrymen, it was

all downhill for him after that. He joined a four-piece band which

changed the face of music forever. So that rules out Buck's Fizz. Any

ideas who it might be, anybody? Tony Christy?

LAUGHTER It is Queen's Diamond Jubilee. It

is not happy hour at Center Parcs. Anyway, it gives me enormous

pleasure to welcome on stage the biggest influence on popular music

the world has ever known. They don't come much bigger than this.

The party wouldn't be complete without him. In conjunction with

Her Majesty and the bronze and gold Tanning centre Southport, look them

up! Would you please welcome Sir Roll up, roll up

# Roll up That's an invitation # The Magical Mystery Tour

# Roll up for the Mystery Tour # The Magical Mystery Tour

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# The Magical Mystery Tour # The Magical Mystery Tour

# Dying to take you away # When you were young

# You know you did You know you did, you know you did

# But if this ever-changing world in which we live in

# Makes you give in and cry

# Say live and let die

# Live and let die

# Live and let die

# Live and let die

# What does it matter to ya

# When you've got a job to do You gotta do it well

# You gotta give the other fellow hell

# Yeah

# You used to say "Live and let live"

# You know you did You know you did, you know you did

# But if this ever-changing world in which we live in

# Makes you give in and cry

# Say live and let die

# Live and let die

# Live and let die

# Live and let die. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Thank

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank

Thank you

Thank you so

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE AND

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING It's

It's true.

It's true. It's

It's true. It's true.

# Desmond has a barrow in the market place

# Molly is the singer in a band

# Desmond says to Molly "Girl, I like your face"

# And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand

# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on, brah

# La-la, how the life goes on

# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on, brah

# La-la, how the life goes on

# Desmond takes a trolley to the jewellery store

# Buys a 20-carat golden ring

# Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door

# And as he gives it to her she begins to sing

# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on, brah

# La-la, how the life goes on

# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on, brah... #

# La-la, how the life goes on

# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on, brah... #

OK, now you!

# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on, brah

# La-la, how the life goes on

# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on, brah

# La-la, how the life goes on

# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on, brah

# La-la, how the life goes on

# Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on, brah

# La-la, how the life goes on

# And if you want some fun Take ob-la-di-la-do. #

Ladies

Ladies and

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Her Majesty, The Queen and

the Royal Highnesses, HRH The Prince of Wales and the Duchess of

Cornwall. Your Majesty, mummy...

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING I'm sure you would want me to thank

on your behalf all the wonderful people who have made tonight

possible. All the performers, the artists, the musicians, the

comedians, who made such jolly good jokes!

LAUGHTER Gary Barlow for helping to make the

whole thing possible. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

And above all, all those remarkable technicians, all 600 of them behind

the scenes. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Without which nothing would happen. And if I may say so, Your Majesty,

thank god the weather turned out fine.

LAUGHTER APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

And the reason, of course, is because I didn't do the forecast!

LAUGHTER Your Majesty, millions, we are told,

dream of having tea with you. Quite a lot, quite a lot of people have

very nearly had a picnic dinner with you in the garden of

Buckingham Palace. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

The only sad thing about this evening is that my father couldn't

be here with us because unfortunately he is taken unwell,

but ladies and gentlemen, if we shout loud enough, he might just

hear us in hospital and get better. Your Majesty, a Diamond Jubilee is

a unique and special event. Some of us have had the joy of celebrating

three jubilees with you. And I have the medals to prove it!

LAUGHTER And we are now celebrating the life

and service of a very special person over the last 60 years.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING I was three when my grandfather,

King George VI died and suddenly, unexpectedly, your and my father's

lives were changed when you were only 26. So as a nation, this is

our opportunity to thank you and my father for always being there for

us, for inspiring us with your selfless duty and service and for

making us proud to be British. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Proud at a time when I know how many of our fellow countrymen are

suffering such hardship and difficulties. Proud to be lining

the banks of the Thames in their millions, despite the rain, and the

cold. Proud to be part of something as unique as the Commonwealth which

through your leadership has given us that essential sense of unity

through diversity. So Your Majesty, we offer you our humble duty and

with it three resounding cheers for Her Majesty, The Queen. Hip-hip.

AUDIENCE: Hooray. Hip-hip.

AUDIENCE: Hooray. Hip-hip.

AUDIENCE: Hooray. # Send her victorious