Theatr Mwldan-Ieuan Rhys Noson Lawen

-Subtitles

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

-Hello! How are you?

-I'm Ieuan Rhys.

-Welcome to Theatr Mwldan

-in Cardigan.

-To start Noson Lawen,

-we have a crew of local lads.

-They're all proud

-to come from Pembrokeshire.

-They're going to sing

-Yr Hebog Tramor.

-Please welcome The Dhogie Band.

-# Mewn diwrnod haf

-# Yn fy mywyd i

-# Atgofion melys

-# Sydd yn gorlenwi

-# Crwydro lan trwy y caeau

-# Edrych dros y mor ac yn mwynhau

-# Pethe diddorol i'w gweld

-# Ac yn mwynhau

-# Ac yn mwynhau

-# Cerdded llwybrau cul

-# Gyda'm ffrind Roy

-# Uwchben oedd yr hebog tramor

-# Yn cylchdroi

-# Yn y mor oedd y morloi

-# Yn edrych arnom ni'n dou

-# Ishte yn y claw'

-# Ac yn mwynhau

-# Ac yn mwynhau

-# Atgofion o'r hen amser

-# Bydd yn aros gyda mi

-# Fel gwymon ar y traeth

-# Yn gwylio'r adar bach

-# Jyst crwydro mlaen yn yr awyr iach

-# Arogl blodau wrth i ni

-fynd ar ein tro

-# Gwres yr haul ar ein cefn

-# Ac yn goleuo

-# Dringo lawr ar y creigiau

-# Camu lan ar yr ynys

-# Diwrnodau mor felys

-# Ac yn mwynhau

-# Ac yn mwynhau

-# Ac yn mwynhau

-# Ac yn mwynhau #

-Thanks to The Dhogie Band.

-Have you noticed...

-AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS

-AUDIENCE MEMBER COUGHS

-

-..the coughing?

-Have you noticed,

-these days, you can't be ill?

-That was on cue!

-You can't be ill these days.

-You have to phone

-the doctor and say...

-"..I think I'll be ill

-a week Wednesday.

-"Can you fit me in?"

-I went to the doctor last week.

-I was in the surgery waiting room.

-A door opened and a nun ran out,

-sobbing and screaming.

-I found out later that the doctor

-told her she was pregnant.

-She wasn't,

-but her hiccups were cured.

-The old bloke sitting

-by me went in next.

-The doctor asked,

-"Mr Jones, what can I do for you?"

-He replied, "I want your advice.

-"I'm 87.

-"Last week, I married

-a 21 year-old girl.

-"She's a blue-eyed blonde.

-"I'd like some advice

-about doing certain things."

-The doctor said, "Mr Jones,

-do you realize it could be fatal?"

-Mr Jones replied,

-"If she dies, she dies."

-As Mr Jones left, the doctor said...

-"..By the way, is the other

-problem you mentioned better?"

-He replied, "It's champion,

-it's been sorted.

-"Every time I get up to go

-to the toilet in the night...

-"..God turns on the light.

-"When I finish,

-God turns off the light."

-The doctor said, "What?!

-"When you go

-to the toilet in the night...

-..God turns the light on and off?"

-Mr Jones said, "Yes."

-The doctor said, "I think

-you're peeing in the fridge."

-Next, the stage is full

-of more local talent for you.

-They all go to school in Crymych.

-Trystan Phillips is the conductor

-and Siriol Jenkins, the accompanist.

-They're singing a song

-by one of my heroes, Ryan Davies...

-..Pan Fyddo'r Nos Yn Hir.

-Please welcome Cor Ysgol Y Preseli.

-Thanks.

-# Pan fyddo'r nos yn hir

-# A phell y wawr

-# Brwydro drwy'r oriau hir

-# Heb gwsg un awr

-# Ymladd a throi a throi

-# Drwy'r oriau maith

-# Heb weled diwedd ddoe

-# Na phen i'r daith

-# Yna drwy'r t'wyllwch du

-# Gwelaf dy wyneb di

-# Wrth gofio'r rhamant

-# Cau mae'r amrant

-# Pan fo'r nos yn hir

-# Pan fyddo'r nos yn hir

-# A phell y wawr

-# Brwydro drwy'r oriau hir

-# Heb gwsg un awr

-# Ymladd a throi a throi

-# Drwy'r oriau maith

-# Heb weled diwedd ddoe

-# Na phen i'r daith

-# Yna drwy'r t'wyllwch du

-# Gwelaf dy wyneb di

-# Wrth gofio'r rhamant

-# Cau mae'r amrant

-# Pan fo'r nos yn hir

-# Yna drwy'r t'wyllwch du

-# Gwelaf dy wyneb di

-# Ac ofn a gilia

-# Braw ddiflanna

-# Pan ddaw'r nos

-# Yn ddydd #

-Thanks, Cor Ysgol Y Preseli.

-Our next artiste has performed with

-opera companies all over Britain...

-..including the English

-National Opera, Scottish Opera...

-..and of course,

-the Welsh National Opera.

-He's going to sing an enchanting

-love song from Italy, Core 'Ngrato.

-Please give a big welcome

-to Robin Lyn Evans.

-# Core

-# Core ingrato

-# Ti sei preso

-# Lavita mia

-# Tuto e passato

-# E non mi pensi

-# Piu

-# Catari

-# Catari

-# Perche mi dici sol parole amare

-# Perche

-# Mi parli e ognora

-# Mi tormenti, Catari?

-# Non ti scordar

-# Che un di t'ho danto

-il core, Catari

-# Non ti scordar

-# Catari

-# Catari perche vuoi fingere?

-# Piu non far ch'io soffra e spasimi

-# Tu mai non pensi

-# A questo mio dolore

-# Tu non ci pensi

-# Tu non te ne curi!

-# Core

-# Core ingrato

-# Ti sei preso

-# Lavita mia

-# Tuto

-# E passato

-# E non mi pensi

-# Piu #

-.

-Subtitles

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

-Since winning the Urdd Eisteddfod

-band competition in 2010...

-..our next singer's musical career

-has gone from strength to strength.

-She has been chosen

-for the Horizons project...

-..which encourages new talent.

-Singing a marvellous song,

-Caru Byw Bywyd...

-..please welcome Danielle Lewis.

-# Mae'r haul yn gwenu, adar canu

-# Dyma diwrnod braf

-# Does dim cymylau

-na gwynt yn chwythu

-# Dim ond awyr las

-# Mae rhaid ni byw, byw, byw

-# A ca, ca, ca, caru

-# Byw, byw, byw, byw pob dydd

-# Mae rhaid ni byw

-pob dydd yn yr eiliad

-# Cymryd pob un siawns

-# By' nhw ddim yn dod o hyd

-# Heno, heno, heno, heno am byth

-# Caru byw bywyd

-# Fy ffrindie a teulu i gyd bwys fi

-# Efo'r haul yn machlud

-# Mae'r nos o gwmpas,

-ti'n dod yn agos

-# A fi'n teimlo'n iawn

-# Mae rhaid ni byw, byw, byw, byw

-# A ca, ca, ca, caru

-# Byw, byw, byw pob dydd

-# Mae rhaid ni

-byw pob dydd yn yr eiliad

-# Cymryd pob un siawns

-# By' nhw ddim yn dod o hyd

-# Heno, heno, heno, heno am byth

-# Dwi mynd i fyw fel nad oes yfory

-# Dim ond caru

-fel nad oes dim byd ar ol

-# Heno, heno, heno, heno am byth

-# Dwi mynd i fyw pob dydd

-# A caru'n llawn o hyd

-# Heno, heno, heno, heno

-# Dwi mynd i fyw

-pob dydd yn yr eiliad

-# Cymryd pob un siawns

-# By' nhw ddim yn dod o hyd

-# Heno, heno, heno, heno am byth

-# Caru byw bywyd #

-Thanks.

-Thanks, Danielle.

-Many elderly people

-live in Cardigan.

-Aren't there? Answer me!

-I walked round town earlier.

-All the shop windows are bifocal.

-This person doesn't miss a thing.

-You'll enjoy this.

-Please welcome Mrs OTT!

-Oh!

-WOLF WHISTLE

-APPLAUSE

-How are you?

-It's marvellous to come

-to Theatr Mwldan, Cardigan.

-I can't believe I'm on Noson Lawen!

-You all look lovely.

-Gillian Elisa

-was supposed to be here.

-But she didn't know what to wear.

-I have a wardrobe

-bursting with costumes.

-I've become very, very popular.

-People ask me

-to open and close things.

-Do you like the outfit?

-Do you like the outfit?

-

-Yes!

-Salmon pink!

-If the salmon was off-colour,

-it'd be salmonella.

-Last year, I was invited

-to Noson Lawen in London.

-Do you remember Tomi, my son?

-You're smiling!

-You have nice teeth.

-Are they your own?

-Tomi was working in the Albert Hall.

-I was in the Britten Theatre,

-just opposite.

-He sold programmes there.

-I was very proud of him.

-Would you like to know

-where he is now?

-He works on the coracles in Cenarth.

-He helps people

-in and out of the coracle.

-I was there this morning.

-He helped me in and out.

-But I fell in the water!

-I was soaking.

-I said, "Tomi,

-what's the matter with you?"

-I sat on the grass, to dry myself.

-Actually, I went

-behind a hedge to dry myself.

-Suddenly, a stick poked me there.

-A farmer said, "Hey, woman!

-"What are you doing?

-"Do you realize

-you're on private property?"

-I said, "Listen, pal!

-"Do you realize your stick

-is on my private property?"

-He said, "Get moving!

-"You look as if

-you're doing your business."

-I said, "Maybe I'll have to do

-my business in your field later.

-"The council has closed

-all the county toilets."

-I sat there minding my own business,

-but I noticed a whiff.

-I was starting to smell.

-I thought I'd put on some deodorant.

-I looked at the tube's instructions.

-It said, "Unscrew cap."

-I'd done that.

-"Then push up bottom."

-Right.

-So I did that.

-Every time I passed wind

-from the back passage...

-..it smelled of rhododendrons.

-Anyway, I have

-a gentleman friend now.

-Ooh!

-At last!

-Do you know where I met him?

-Up in the attic...

-..in my house.

-He was checking a burst pipe...

-..the overflow and a blocked sink.

-He arrived with a plunger

-in his hand.

-Things are developing.

-He promised to take me on a trip.

-He's going to splash out...

-..to take me on a trip.

-He's going to splash out.

-Has the penny dropped?

-He's taking me on a trip.

-Guess where?

-Cenarth Falls.

-I've gone full circle.

-I've enjoyed being here

-and seeing your happy faces.

-I'd like to end

-with an uplifting song.

-Is that alright? Cue band!

-# Sdim iws diflasu

-a bod wrth ych hunan

-# Mae'n amser i glywed y gan

-# Dewch lawr i'r cabaret,

-fy 'rhen ffrind

-# Dewch lawr i'r cabaret

-# Rhowch lawr y gweu 'na,

-a'r llyfr a'r brwsh

-# Mae'n amser cael gwyliau haf

-# Dewch lawr i'r cabaret,

-fy ffrind

-# Mae'n amser cael cabaret

-# Dewch i dasto'r gwin

-# Dewch i glywed y band

-# Dewch nawr a chwythwch y trwmped

-yn uchel

-# Ffordd hyn, mae'ch ford yn aros

-# Sdim iws meddwl am broffwyd o ddwm

-# A chael gwared o'r gwenu llon

-# Dewch nawr i joio mas draw fan hyn

-# Theatr Mwldan,

-s'dim lle gwell i fynd

-# I gael noson

-# Mor lawen

-# A hyn #

-What can we do with her?!

-Our next artiste studied at

-the National Opera Studio in London.

-She is the Dunraven

-Welsh Singer Of The Year.

-She's performed on a variety of

-stages, including the Albert Hall.

-She shared the stage

-with Bryn Terfel in Llangollen.

-She's with us tonight.

-To sing Cartref,

-please welcome Eirlys Myfanwy.

-# Wedi teithio mynyddoedd,

-llechweddi a chymoedd

-# A llawer o diroedd blinderus

-# Does unlle mor swynol

-na man mor ddymunol

-# A chartref bach siriol, cysurus

-# Pan fo'r gwyntoedd yn chwythu

-# A'r storm yn taranu

-# Ei chan i groesawu y gaeaf

-# Mae nefoedd fy mynwes

-# Yn yr hen gornel gynnes

-# Yng nghwmni fy nheulu anwylaf

-# O, fel mae'n dda gen i nghartref

-# Mae swn bendigedig mewn cartref

-# Chwiliwch y byd

-# Drwyddo i gyd

-# Does unman yn debyg

-# I gartref

-# Mae yr aelwyd ddirodres

-yn agor ei mynwes

-# I'm derbyn yn gynnes heb gennad

-# Ac mae'r hen gadair hithau

-# Yn estyn ei breichiau

-# A bron a dweud geiriau o gariad

-# Mae y dodrefn yn gwenu

-# I gyd o fy neutu

-# A phrin mae'r piseri heb siarad

-# Ac mae'r hen awrlais tirion

-# Pan gura ei galon

-# Yn siarad cysuron croesawiad

-# O, fel mae'n dda gen i nghartref

-# Hen le bendigedig yw cartref

-# Chwiliwch y byd

-# Drwyddo i gyd

-# Does unman yn debyg

-# I gartref #

-.

-Subtitles

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

-Welcome back to Noson Lawen

-from Cardigan.

-Our next artiste is a talented

-17-year-old from Caerphilly.

-She plays with the National Youth

-Orchestra Of Great Britain...

-..and Tredegar Brass Band.

-She's playing Helter Skelter

-tonight.

-Please welcome Heledd Gwynant.

-Thank you, Heledd Gwynant!

-A mother entered

-her son's bedroom at 7.30am.

-"Hari, get up.

-It's time for school."

-"I don't want to go, Mam."

-"It's 7.30am. You have to get up."

-"Why do I have to go?" he said.

-"The children don't like me.

-The teachers don't like me."

-"You have to go," said his mother.

-You're the headmaster."

-I remember when my children

-started school.

-"What did you learn today?"

-I asked my eldest.

-"Not a lot," he said.

-"I have to go back tomorrow."

-He got caught copying in an exam.

-He wouldn't accept it. "You copied

-Bedwyr," said the teacher.

-"No!" he said.

-"Yes, you copied Bedwyr."

-"How do you know, Miss?"

-"He was sitting next to you.

-"Bedwyr's third answer was

-'I don't know.'

-"Your third answer was

-'Me neither.'"

-Teachers can ask stupid questions.

-I have a few examples here.

-"If you have 15

-in your left pocket...

-"..and 9 in your right pocket,

-what have you got?"

-"Someone else's trousers."

-"Which X Factor judge

-refused to drink his cawl?"

-"Simon Cawl."

-Ifan Tregaron wrote that one.

-"What is the Japanese word

-for nappy?"

-"Sackapoopoo."

-"What do you call someone who speaks

-three languages?" "Trilingual."

-"What do you call someone who speaks

-two languages?" "Bilingual."

-"What do you call someone who speaks

-one language?" "English."

-The next pair

-have been friends for a long time.

-They met on Tip Top in 1995.

-Deiniol was competing,

-Gill was a judge.

-Deiniol now looks after Gill.

-They're singing a song from

-Yr Opera Pishyn Tair.

-Please welcome Gillian Elisa

-and Deiniol Wyn Rees.

-# Mae gan siarcod ddannedd hyfryd

-# Mae pob dant yn lan a gwyn

-# Dim ond cyllell

-sydd gan MacHeath, wir

-# A mae'n ei guddio fe

-# Reit fan hyn

-# Wrth i'r siarc gnoi

-# Gyda'i ddannedd

-# Dafnau gwaed sy'n dod o'i foch

-# Ond mae Mack yn gwisgo menyg

-# Fel nad oes, nad oes, nad oes,

-nad oes, nad oes 'na olion coch

-# Ar y palmant

-# Yn y bore, cred ti fi

-# Mae 'na waed yn

-# Dod o'i safn

-# Mae 'na sgwlcwr rownd y gornel

-# Ond pwy yw hwnnw

-# Ond Mack Y Llafn

-# O rhyw dynfad

-# Ger yr afon

-# Mae'r bag sement 'na

-# Yn suddo i lawr

-# Dim ond pwyse yw'r bag sement 'na

-# Rhaid bod Macky nol yn awr

-# Louie Miller

-# A ddiflannodd un prynhawn

-# Ar ol tynnu pres o'r banc

-# Pres o'r banc

-# Ond mae Mack yn gwario'n wirion

-# Ai fe laddodd yr hen lanc?

-# Jenny Diver a Sukey Tawdry

-# Lotte Lenya

-# A Lucy Brown

-# Ond mae'r ciw ar yr ochr dde nawr

-# Gan fod Macky nol yn y dre

-# Jenny Diver a Sukey Tawdry

-# Lotte Lenya

-# A'r hen Lucy Brown

-# Ond mae'r ciw ar yr ochr dde nawr

-# Gan fod Macky

-# Nol yn y dre

-# Watchia, fydd Macky 'na nol!

-# Ie! #

-.

-Subtitles

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

-Welcome back to the final part.

-The band are singing an original

-song this time.

-It's Can Arthur.

-Please welcome The Dhogie Band!

-# O'r niwl a'r eithin daeth ar frys

-# Arthur a'i farchogion dewr o'i lys

-# I hela y Twrch Trwyth yn y Preseli

-# I geisio ennill llaw y ferch

-# A chyfri meillion gwyn ei serch

-# I Culhwch ac i Olwen gael priodi

-# Dere lan i ben Carn Ingli

-# Fe yfwn wydraid cyn cysgu

-# Breuddwydiwn am wawr yfory

-# A chlywed y swyn

-# Am naw niwrnod a naw nos

-# Hela'r creadur hyd y rhos

-# I ateb her y cawr a chael y tlysau

-# Y grib a'r gwellau,

-cael oedd rhaid

-# Pob marchog chwimwth

-oedd o'i blaid

-# O 'Werddon i Borth Clais

-trwy hallt y tonnau

-# Dere lan i ben Carn Ingli

-# Fe yfwn wydraid cyn cysgu

-# Breuddwydiwn am wawr yfory

-# A chlywed y swyn

-# Pwy oedd y brenin ar y llwyth?

-# Pa ddrwg gyflawnodd

-y Twrch Trwyth?

-# Does neb ar ol

-i olrhain ach ei deulu

-# Y chwedl sydd yn tyfu'n rhydd

-# Yn rhwym ag Arthur eto fydd

-# Am byth yn niwloedd llwydion

-y Preseli

-# Dere lan i ben Carn Ingli

-# Fe yfwn wydraid cyn cysgu

-# Breuddwydiwn am wawr yfory

-# A chlywed y swyn

-# A chlywed y swyn

-# A chlywed y swyn #

-Thank you.

-Thanks to The Dhogie Band!

-A Cardigan man was flying from

-Cardiff to do business in France.

-He called in the bank first,

-wanting to borrow 5,000.

-The bank manager said, "We'll lend

-you 5,000. But we need collateral."

-"How about my Mercedes?"

-"Perfect," said the bank manager.

-The manager drove the car

-to an underground car park.

-The Cardi went to France.

-He returned to the bank

-a fortnight later.

-"I want to pay back the 5,000,"

-he said.

-"I remember," said the bank manager.

-"There is a small amount of interest

-on the 5,000.

-"You owe us 5,020."

-"No problem," said the Cardi.

-He wrote out a cheque for 5,020.

-"We did some research while

-you were away," said the manager.

-"You own several hotels in

-Ceredigion. You're a millionaire."

-"Yes," said the Cardi.

-"Why did you want to borrow 5,000?"

-"Where else could I park my car

-in Cardiff for a fortnight for 20?"

-We're almost out of time.

-Have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Yes.

-Great.

-I'd like to thank the artistes...

-..and to thank you

-for being a fantastic audience...

-..here in Theatr Mwldan.

-We close with a lovely song,

-called Ffrindiau Oes.

-Please welcome Robyn Lyn

-and Eirlys Myfanwy. Goodnight.

-# Does dim eisiau dwedyd wrthyt ti

-# Mae'n debyg

-dy fod ti'n synhwyro nheimlad i

-# Fel petawn i'n gwybod erioed

-# Ond it weld fy llygaid

-gelli ddweud

-# Beth yw fy hwyl

-a beth mae'r byd i mi'n ei wneud

-# Byw i mi yw cael dy gwmni

-# Amigos para siempre,

-dwed dy fod yn ffrind am byth

-# Amigos siempre,

-dwed fod cariad yn ddi-lyth

-# Ffrindiau oes

-ac nid am wanwyn neu dros haf

-# Amigos para siempre

-# Fe'th deimlaf di yn agos

-er bod arwahan

-# Mae gwybod dy fod yma'n

-rhoi fy mron ar dan

-# Ffrindiau oes

-ac nid am wanwyn neu dros haf

-# Amigos para siempre

-# Rhannwn gofion nad ant byth

-ar goll

-# Cawn gyfaill rannu llwybrau,

-dechrau yw hyn oll

-# Digwydd rhywbeth pan nawn ni gwrdd

-# Edrych arnat wna im ofyn

-# Fel mae'n rhaid i'r amser ddod

-im orfod dweud ffarwel

-# Byw i mi yw cael dy gwmni

-# Amigos para siempre,

-dwed dy fod yn ffrind am byth

-# Amigos siempre,

-dwed fod cariad yn ddi-lyth

-# Ffrindiau oes

-ac nid am wanwyn neu dros haf

-# Amigos para siempre

-# Fe'th deimlaf di yn agos

-er bod arwahan

-# Mae gwybod dy fod yma'n

-rhoi fy mron ar dan

-# Ffrindiau oes

-ac nid am wanwyn neu dros haf

-# Amigos para siempre

-# Edrych arnat wna im ofyn

-# Fel mae'n rhaid i'r amser ddod

-im orfod dweud ffarwel

-# Byw i mi yw cael dy gwmni

-# Amigos para siempre,

-dwed dy fod yn ffrind am byth

-# Amigos siempre,

-dwed fod cariad yn ddi-lyth

-# Ffrindiau oes

-ac nid am wanwyn neu dros haf

-# Amigos para siempre

-# Fe'th deimlaf di yn agos

-er bod arwahan

-# Mae gwybod dy fod yma'n

-rhoi fy mron ar dan

-# Ffrindiau oes

-ac nid am wanwyn neu dros haf

-# Amigos para siempre

-# Amigos para siempre #

-S4C Subtitles by Gwead

-.