Sport Relief Part 2 Sport Relief

Please go wild for your hosts, John Bishop, Claudia Winkleman and Davina

McCall! I am loving that. Clever people

watch the telly. You made it, welcome

to Sport Relief 2016 on BBC Two, live from the Copper Box Arena

at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park! It's rare that I ask someone to turn

over when I'm on telly. Usually they just do it -

which is upsetting. That's a bad joke. I said that joke

for charity. We've got Behind the scenes

of Some Mother's Do 'Ave 'Em. Two terrific Titans -

Harry Judd and Paddy McGuinness - Now, you may have noticed a few

weeks ago that Sport Relief legend Smithy threw his hat into the ring

for the Fifa presidency. I mean, who else would

you want running football? Hello. My name is

Edson Arantes do Nascimento, or as I am known around

the world, Pele. With the Fifa election coming up,

I am here to make an announcement. I will not be running

for the position of Fifa president. Because there is a better

man for the job. A man who understands

football like no-one else. A man who lives and breathes

the beautiful game. Ladies and gentlemen,

I give you my choice to be the next Or as he's known around

the world, Smithy. Since 1888, association football has

held its head up high But now, in 2016, it seems

to have lost its way. The good name of football has been

dragged through the mud. The game I love, tarnished

with allegations, and it And what makes it worse -

even the players are letting Players taking dives,

looking for cheap penalties. But worst of all, players insisting

on ripping their tops I'm determined to

change all of that. So today, I, Smithy,

announce my campaign to become As I was saying, I want to bring

football back to its former glory, and I want to share with you my plan

for how we get it all back on track. Firstly, a lot's been said

about grassroots football, Everyone knows Astroturf

is the superior surface. I'm talking 3G, rubber

crumb, sand field. No more cancelled games

because of waterlogged pitches, guaranteed crazy,

uncontrollable bounces - who's not going to want

to watch that, right, Now, I would like to go on record

and say that the rumours of my being a stakeholder

in Chinese Alan's Astroturf company The Lawn Of The Dead

are completely unfounded. My shares have been sold

to Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins, a woman whom I am not

in a relationship with. The next motion I propose is a ban

on teams bringing out new kits Right now, Man Utd have more costume

changes than Beyonce, Under my regime, all teams must

stick with the same strip Couldn't have said it

better myself, boss. Another part of my plan is to bring

back teams recording FA Cup songs. I'm talking Crystal Palace

giving it Glad All Over, the Anfield Rap,

Man Utd's Move, Move, Move. Yes, a terrible song,

a disgrace to music, but it connected us

as fans with the players. Under my regime, every football

league club must record a song and a video full of banter

every single season. You know me, Smithy,

I'm the king of banter. All I want to do is bring football

back to where it belongs. In the hearts and

minds of true fans. And it's these fans who are being

priced out of the game. I heard a story the other day

where a ticket to watch No-one should pay a penny to watch

Tottenham, but that's how This is football

we're talking about. But we, the fans,

are the only constant. Owners will change,

managers will change, We are ones who remain

through thick and thin. As Fifa president, I will make

sure we are listened to. But don't just take my word for it -

listen to my friend, my confidante, my campaign

manager, Mr Jose Mourinho. Three of the most inspirational

leaders of our time. But I don't think any of them

could save football like Neil Smith. Please vote Smithy for president,

and make him the new special one. Look, I want to go back

to a simpler time. Bobby Moore swapping

shirts with Pele. Gazza and Vinnie messing

about on the pitch. Becks pinging in that free

kick against Greece. Sir Geoff Hurst winning us

the World Cup in '66. These are the times that

I can take us back to. Sadly, Smithy didn't

make it to the top job, of course but with those

madcap policies, no one Still, seems to work

for Donald Trump. Anyway, now the election is over

Fifa can get back to what they're good at - holding the

World Cup in mad places. Over the years, on both

Sport and Comic Relief, we've shown you a lot

of films about Malaria. But it's still a deadly disease

and it's still out there. Every two minutes, a child

dies in Africa from this We're fighting it with your

donations and the help We're also working with GAVI -

the vaccine alliance - And the fantastic news

is that The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation are going to double

the money we give to malaria We're guaranteeing ?3 million

and they're going to double that We're guaranteeing ?6 million and

they're going to double that In Africa, child dies

from malaria every two minutes. The simplest way to prevent

this happening is for children to sleep under

a treated mosquito net. And yet in Sierra Leone,

less than half of children Seven-month-old Mariatu has been

brought in by her mum. She is suffering from severe

malaria. The temperature is soaring. It means she can't be

breast-fed and is becoming But the sores in her mouth

make it hard for little With barely enough money

for food, for Mariatu, it meant there was no mosquito

nets to protect her. With every breath, this little girl

is fighting for her life. And with every moment that passes,

all her mum can do is wait ?5 buys two malaria nets,

?5 could save two lives, He's over in the Velodrome -

the scene of historic triumphs like Sir Chris Hoy's

and Laura Trott's golds, I can smell the

testosterone from here. OK, well maybe it's

the sweet smell of success for either Paddy McGuinness

or Harry Judd, as they go head Hello and welcome back to the

VeloPark. The crowd are ready because we are about to see two

prime cuts of human man go head-to-head on the wrestling mat.

Before we get into it, let's remind you of the scores in Clash of the

Titans. It couldn't be closer. Team Flintoff on six, matched by Tim

Redgrave also on six. It is level, you devils. -- Team Redgrave. This

is the final chance for both teams to get an extra point before the

team triathlon. This, everybody, is freestyle wrestling. If you are

ready, let's get grappling. Wrestling, one of the most ancient

competitive sports on planet Earth. It requires strength, technique and

determination. Tonight, this really is a Clash of the Titans. In the red

corner, Harry Judd. The man lives in the gym, he's got an eight pack.

Paddy is taller, bigger, heavier. I don't get scared.

Apparently today they have found somebody a similar sort of build as

Paddy for me to train with, so... You got him down! We are going to be

doing Olympic freestyle wrestling. The rules have been simplified for

us so it is two points, three points for a take-down, and four points if

you paint your opponent to the mat. He is killing it back. Good, good.

Soup legs and all that, none of that. That is it, yes. You didn't

think you would have Paddy McGuinness laying on you this

morning, did you? I'm trying to learn some tricks to negate Paddy's

height advantage. There we go, I am getting the hang of this. The plan

is to hurt him quickly. Stop what you are doing, this is

going to be unforgettable. Let's head to the commentators. This

is the first time for wrestling on Sport Relief. We were really looking

forward to it, as you should be as well. Awesome athletic entertainment

for you and two incredible athletes. Harry Judd goes against Paddy

McGuinness and the way to school, two points if you push your

opponent out of the mat, and if you force them onto the mat it is three.

If you get them onto their back for the pin, it is four. I think the

athletes are almost ready so it is back to the mat. He is spry and from

McFly. Put your hands together for Harry Judd!

Here comes Harry Judd, looking very composed. The former drama from

McFly, can he put eight foot down on Paddy McGuinness? To be honest, I

think he's got the advantage. I am only five foot three and, when I

competed in judo and wrestling, it really helped me.

Judd, time to get a jolt on, he is from Alton. But your hands together

for Paddy McGuinness! Paddy, the Big Daddy, McGuinness. Looking solemn in

the undertaker's arena. It's all about intensity. It's all about

wrestling here. Who will be the finest freestyler? It's big Paddy,

Big Daddy, McGuinness. He's on the move. For points for dancing. It

will be read against blue this evening.

Shake hands. Eyes down, look in, it's time for wrestling.

Straightaway, both men over anxious. Paddy McGuinness and Harry Judd. You

could cut the atmosphere with a knife. Both men's circling, the big

man from Bolton in blue. The young man from McFly, he's got the

footwork. Being the smaller, he could be the fastest. Normally you

wrestle against some believe the same weight as yourself. It will be

a bit different night. -- against somebody. It's getting tasty down in

the Sport Relief arena. Paddy, Big Daddy, is he playing for time? A bit

unfair. When I was competing in wrestling and judo I always was

against somebody the same, so it's difficult for the smaller man. Bad

small 's and -- sportsmanship from McGuinness. Impressive opening for

the man from McFly. Going forward. Good show cold from McGuinness, who

is looking strong. -- good chokehold. They need to get lower.

The lower they get, try to get the single leg take-down. WHISTLE

It doesn't get any more intense than that. Slight marginal lead for Harry

Judd. Paddy Big Daddy Magennis looks like he's breathing heavily as he

heads back to his coach and training partner. It's a difficult time, if

you were the coach in the corner, what would you say to Paddy? They

are both standing to hide, to be honest. I would go lower, try to

take the single leg, try to get down on the ground. They stood up for the

whole round. They perhaps need to fight on the ground and try to get

the pin. That's where you get the most points. Standing up, you don't

get as many points, get on the ground, get the pin, get as low as

you can. Both men engaging in some kidology straightaway. Paddy

McGuinness from Bolton in blue, can he put the pressure on? This is the

penultimate event. Points make prizes for the big battle here. A

slap to the head from McGuinness. Perhaps thinking back to his karate

championship days. They need to get lower, stop standing up. There is a

push out. Wonderful strength and skill from McGuinness will stop he's

feeling the effort there. Three points to blue. Checking his

shoelaces. It was strength and technique, but I think it was purely

body weight, strength and height. It was a bit like sumo wrestling, not

freestyle wrestling. Good tactics from McGuinness. Finding a loose

shoelace and buying himself some precious seconds of respite. Harry

Judd, 12 years younger than him. Trying to get low. This is good, but

he's holding on. What Paddy McGuinness is doing is holding on,

holding his points. And killing the clock, successfully. The referee is

hot on this. There is a push forward there. Tries the sacrifice of throw,

Harry Judd. He's got the points! The small man wins against the bigger

man. In the last seconds, Harry Judd pulling it back. Time for the

result. Harry Judd! CHEERING Indeed, Harry Judd, wonderful

victory. Down for the reaction, tremendous comeback. Let's hear the

thoughts. Paddy, did you catch Harry on the

nose? I have a bad knee, tendinitis into elbows. And the lung capacity

of a 57-year-old, so I did all right. Harry is the champion.

Illegal shot, I talked the referee. He rushed me! We saw how much that

meant, you secured the victory in the last few seconds. I didn't

realise in Wesley Newton punch people in the face. That was a

surprise! -- in wrestling you could once people. Well done, Paddy. Tags

get confirmation from the commentators. -- time to get.

We had to the ultimate final event. One more event to go, the team

triathlon, before we crowned one of these two as a Clash of the Titans

winners for 2016. Truly memorable scenes,

although I do hope I forget them That means Team Flintoff have 8

points and Team Redgrave Team Flintoff have a one second

advantage. Now, we've all been

there when we forget where we are in the middle

of a sentence - happens to me And don't even get me

started on the TV remote. But for some of us,

these are the early signs I'd like you to meet a really,

truly wonderful woman called Jo. The first inkling was when we were

watching television, and it happens to everybody,

I would say, oh, look, it is that bloke there,

you know, what's his name? So I made an appointment

with the GP. And she said, unfortunately,

you have got early-onset... The diagnosis was

a kick in the guts. But you can't, you can't

dwell on it on it, But you can't,

you can't dwell on it, because it just doesn't

do any good at all. Jo was only 57 when she was

diagnosed, and she is not alone. In the UK there are over

40,000 under-65s who are I was driving to my daughter's

and I think two or three There was a sort of bit of an oops!,

should not have done that really! And I realised that I was not

a safe driver any more, Jo's life has changed dramatically,

but she is getting the help and support she needs

to deal with those changes. Just around the corner,

there is a project, funded by your donations,

that is making a real difference. That first time I went

to a support group, everybody knew exactly what I

was going through. It doesn't matter if we start

or absolutely farm at, because we have forgotten

where the sentence Erm, and it is erm,

you are totally normal again. Jo, if you're watching,

thank you for talking to us. I'm so glad you've found

support from that project. You see, talking to people

about things like this Feeling part of a group, belonging,

knowing you're not alone. It really does make all

the difference in the world. ?100 could run a three-hour support

group for 20 people suffering That's 20 people who won't

have to feel frightened 20 people's lives made

better when their future I'd be so grateful if you'd call

and support this important work. Standard geographic charges from

landlines and mobiles will apply. Or please donate online

at bbc.co.uk/sportrelief. Now, you know earlier,

when you saw what you thought was Michael Crawford,

a 74-year-old man, flying round the Velodrome,

hanging upside down off a fire engine and cycling

on the roof of a moving car? Well, we can reveal that really

was Michael Crawford. Yes, that's right - we made an

elderly man do that for your That's got to be worth

a donation, hasn't it? Here is Behind the Scenes

of Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em. I can't believe after 42 years that

I'm actually bringing Frank back. That it's such a great cause. It was

irresistible. The first thing he said to me was, I will only do it if

I can do all my own stunts. For a man in his early 70s, it's

absolutely incredible. Everything we do is risky, but I don't get scared.

I would have too much fear and I wouldn't do it at all. It's an

honour to be working with a living legend. Let's hope he's still living

at the end of the day! Action! The bus scene is an homage to a very

famous scene in the 70s. I've got some change this time. I can't do

any faster than that. Let's try one more. We had so many wonderful

people who joined us, not least of which was Paul McCartney, who was a

friend from wage, way back. Sorry! Bloody kids! Excuse me mad,

would it be possible to borrow your helmet? It's an absolute privilege

to do something with Michael Crawford. He's a hero. Do you live

locally, do you have a place of work? Have you just arrived in our

country? He last big stunt in the sketch is with Sir Bradley Wiggins,

which took a lot of training to get right. Hello, Mr Wiggins. It's Sir!

We did about seven laps, that's it until tonight is now.

Have you seen Jessica Spencer? Know, get off! I don't know who was more

scared, me telling a 74-year-old man or him hanging on to me a week

before the World Championship. We had such an amazing team. When we

finally got it, there were tears in everyone's eyes and it was the most

wonderful moment. It was really wonderful.

And, I am so very excited to say this, here he is in person -

the man beneath the beret, Mr Michael Crawford!

Thank you. Just before Debbie Matts speaks to you, she is your biggest

fan, we all are. We were all stood backstage and Michael was there and

we were... What was it like getting back with Michele Dotrice to play

that part of Betty? A great treat. We were together so long ago and we

have stayed friends. I call her regularly and we have a lots of

laughs. She is a tremendous girl. She is as lovely as she seems when

you see it on the screen. We giggle too much, but... Nothing wrong with

that. And your own stunts, that is crazy. What was the scariest one? I

suppose the Bradley one was, because it was in front of 6000 people and

they had just been watching the world cycling championships, so you

came out there dressed in a beret and... And they were not sort of

expecting you to appear. So you had to make friends very quickly. When

they saw the speed we started to go, it was quite... They joined us and

they were very enthusiastic about it. But, to be going 30 kilometres

per hour behind a bike, I needed new Lycra afterwards, for sure! You have

been an inspiration to everybody. Everyone here would like you to take

Boris Johnson's helmet every week. I think it is very important. If you

haven't had your fix of Frank, don't worry, because you can download the

full length version and our brilliant package with loads of

other Sport Relief items on the BBC store.

Michael, just before you go, I know you wanted to say

The reason that we brought the sketch back is the same reason

that each and every one of these guys are up on this stage tonight -

and is the same reason that The Hell on High Seas team, Greg James,

Eddie Izzard and Jo Brand pushed their bodies and minds

to the limit - to help change the lives people

For every one of the heartbreaking stories they have told us,

there are hundreds more, just like them.

But, we can make a difference, and, if we come together as a nation

and stick together as a team we can help right these wrongs.

And then, who knows, maybe in a few years time the likes of Greg,

Eddie, Alex and Jo won't have to do these madcap challenges and an OAP

won't have to roller-skate off the back of a moving bus!

Seriously, thank you to everyone who has donated so far tonight

and if you haven't yet, please don't put it off.

Life, as we've seen, is too precious.

Please go online to donate at bbc.co.uk/sportrelief.

You're a legend. CHEERING

Since last Sport Relief, comic relief funded projects have helped 7

million people living in some of the poorest countries build a better

future for themselves. Next, I want you to meet an amazing little boy

called Russell. Russell is one of many children in

Dakar who have to fend for themselves.

But the streets hold greater dangers. Russell and his friends are

sometimes chased and beaten at night.

These children go through this struggle every single day. With no

one to care for them, they only have each other. Imagine your child is

going to bed like this tonight. Please, give what you can to help

children like Russell get off the streets. Call us or go online. Thank

you. We've been talking about children

who live on the streets a lot tonight, because it's

a huge global problem, and we are committed

to making a difference. ?5 would give 25 children

a hot nutritious meal. Before you do anything, go upstairs

and kiss your kids good night and then call us.

Okay, we're about to say goodbye to BBC2...

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