Sinker's Return Swashbuckle

# A band of naughty pirates Took some jewels from me

# I hid on board their pirate ship And sailed off out to sea

# But they weren't watching where they went

# And shipwrecked on the sand

# I want to win my treasure back Will you give me a hand?

-ALL:

-# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Will you help me win my treasure back?

-ALL:

-Yes!

-Shall I make the pirates

-walk the plank? ALL:

-Yes!

Well, let's hear you, then, my hearties!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers, go Take on the pirates, go, go, go. #

Swashbuckle cheer!

Arrr-harr!

Ahoy there, my hearties, welcome to Swashbuckle.

Ahoy!

I'm Gem, and it's great to have you all aboard.

Ahoy!

Are you all ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?

Ahoy!

Well, let's! Now, Captain Sinker is off on her holidays.

I wonder what she's up to.

Oh. I don't know where Captain Sinker's got to

on her holiday.

We'll have to find Captain Captain instead.

LAUGHTER

Breaking news, Gem, there's no Captain Captain today.

She's been called away suddenly to a very important pirate meeting.

-All the cleverest pirates are going to be there.

-Yeah, so we're here.

Alone.

-BOTH:

-Par-tay!

FANFARE

LAUGHTER

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hang on a second.

The Scarlet Squid needs a captain.

Who's going to send down a jewel when my Swashbucklers win a game?

-Oh, yeah.

-No-one really thought this one through.

I know. How about we both take turns at being captain,

and you can decide who is best?

Brilliant!

Fine with me, as long as I get my jewels back.

-I'm going to be captain first!

-No, I get to be captain first!

Oh, dear, this is going to be interesting.

Right then, Squawk, let's meet today's team.

Playing today, we've got Ella!

CHEERING

Ella is six years old and likes drawing horses.

Her Swashbuckle name is Coral Ella.

Next, it's Kelsey.

CHEERING

Kelsey is seven and has got a pet budgerigar.

Her Swashbuckle name is Overboard Kelsey.

This is Phoebe.

CHEERING

Phoebe is six years old and loves to do gymnastics,

especially cartwheels.

Her Swashbuckle name is Shipwreck Phoebe.

Finally, meet Frankie.

CHEERING

Frankie is also six and likes running races.

Let's hope the Swashbucklers run rings around

the naughty pirates today.

Frankie Swashbuckle's name is Ferocious Frankie.

CHEERING

Welcome aboard to my newest team of Swashbucklers.

Thank you so much for coming to help me win back my jewels from those

naughty pirates. But I need to make sure you're ready for the challenge.

So let's do the Swashbuckle salute. Let me see you all marching.

Put your hands on your hearts.

Here we go.

-Eye patch! ALL:

-Eye patch!

-Pirates hat.

-Pirates hat!

-Swashbuckle cheer.

-Ahoy!

Great. We are ready. And, girls, look down here.

This is our treasure chest,

so when you win back my jewels from those pesky pirate captains,

we'll pop them in here to keep them safe.

Right, I'll do this bit.

I think you'll find I was here first.

-BOTH:

-Ha-ha, the jewels are mine now!

LAUGHTER

You both can't be captain at the same time.

So, Cook, why don't you be captain for the first game, and then, Line,

-you can be captain for the second.

-OK!

Great, let's get the game started. Squawk, what's the first one?

The first game is...

The aim of the game is to get six coconuts into the barrel.

All you have to do is use your raft to collect the coconuts and then

bull's-eye them into the barrel. But be careful.

Cook and Line will be naughty and try to stop you.

-CHEERING

-Good luck, Swashbucklers!

Thanks, Squawk. And here is the barrel where you have to

collect six of the soft coconuts from way over there,

the other side of the lagoon.

But, uh-oh, there's a pesky pirate about,

and he's going to be doing double the work today

to try and put you off. You have as long as it takes

for the octopus to reach out across the screen

and close the treasure chest to play the game.

Ella, Phoebe, will you go first for me? Thank you.

-Are we ready to play? ALL:

-Ahoy!

Then Swashbucklers away! BELL RINGS

That's it, girls. Off we go!

That's it, girls, collect up

four coconuts and bring them back.

Come on, Line!

Row and throw, row and throw!

That's it, well done.

Brilliant. OK, girls, Swap over.

Let me take one of those for you. Ready? Throw it in.

Oh, just missed! Try again.

Well done, good girl!

One more. Let's have a look.

Yes. Brilliant, let's try again.

And another one?

Oh, Line!

Quick, knock some of the coconuts off.

Oh, Line! BOING!

There you go, ready, girls?

OK, girls, swap over. That's it. There you go.

Well done. Yes! Good work, Kelsey.

Go on, then, Frankie.

And another one. You've got one more. Try this one. That's it.

Yes! We've got five in. We only need one more.

Line, oh, stop it! Line! Oh, you are so cheeky!

THEY CHANT "PHOEBE, ELLA"

OK, Phoebe, we need one more in there.

Off you go, Frankie.

Oh, look.

Come on, girls.

Quick, girls, we're running out of time!

Pass it on. Well done.

That's it.

We're going to win! We're going to win!

-ALL:

-Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four...

Try again, try again, try again!

BELL RINGS

That was so close, girls! Well done.

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view. Over to you!

What a cracking Coconutty Raft!

Phoebe and Ella got two coconuts in straightaway.

And Line knocked two off in return.

The girls kept sinking those coconuts.

But with one still to get, the bell rang, so it's a lose.

Oh, girls, we were so close, but we didn't quite make it in time.

But don't worry, we can still win that jewel back a little bit later.

I guess I get to keep this jewel this time.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

How am I doing, Gem? Am I being really captainy?

Er, yes, really captainy, Cook.

But we could still have one of you naughty pirates

in the smelly ship's mess soon enough!

-ALL:

-Ew!

-BOTH:

-Yes, Captain Captain... Captain Sinker, Sir. I mean...

Oh, it's you.

Anyway, I thought you did like an OK job being captain in Coconutty Raft.

-Thanks very much.

-I'm going to be a way better captain in the next game.

Oh, yeah?

We'll see!

-Ooh, we'll see.

-Yeah!

Anyway, you've forgotten to slop out.

No, actually, I'm not going to slop out, because I'm the captain,

-so you can slop out.

-Er, I think you'll find I'm the captain.

-I'm the captain. So you slop out.

-I'm the captain.

I'm the captain, so you slop out.

Oh, look at the time, I've got to be captain in the next game. OK? Bye.

No, no, you need to...! Fine.

Oh, well, let's see how Captain Line does in the next game.

Squawk, what is it?

The second game is...

The aim of the game is to fill all six holes in the whirlpool.

All you have to do is collect the cannonballs and roll them

down the ramp and past the fish.

But be careful.

The whirlpool will be spinning and Cook and Line

will be trying to stop you.

Have fun, Swashbucklers!

Thanks, Squawk,

and here's one of the soft cannonballs you have to collect

from way over there to play the game.

Bring them back here and roll them down into the holes,

but look out, girls - there are pesky pirates about,

cos Cook is spinning around there.

He'll spin over here shortly, trying to put you off.

Watch out for Captain Line, as well,

as he starts to fling some fish over your heads. Ha-ha!

Girls, are we ready to play?

-GIRLS:

-Ahoy!

Then Swashbucklers away!

Off you go, girls, go on, Ella, go collect a cannonball.

You won't get that!

Is it going to go in?

That would have gone in then.

Oh, is it going to go in?

In and out again. Never mind, try again.

Yes, well done, Kelsey!

Well done, Phoebe!

Fantastic!

Fling some fish, Line!

Oh, wait, that's me.

We're on a roll now, girls.

It was a bit quick, that one, keep going.

Uh-oh, Line's coming down now to fling some fish.

Watch out for flying fish, girls.

Oh, is it going to go in?

It didn't quite.

This might help you out here.

Yes! It DID help us out!

We've got three in now, girls. Three more to get.

Nearly four, not quite.

Yes, another one in!

Ooh, they're very good!

Two more holes to fill.

We've got plenty of time.

Oh, is it going to go back in?

It did, it did, it went in! Brilliant!

One more hole to get, girls, one more hole.

Ohh, looks like they're going to win!

We're getting close to treasure chest now, running out of time.

We need to get this one last hole filled.

Yes!

You did it! Come over here, my superstar Swashbucklers.

Squawk, you got the bird's-eye view, over to you.

What a whirlpool, Swashbucklers!

The girls got the first two in right under Cook's feet.

Captain Line slid down to distract them,

but with one hole left to fill,

careful Kelsey took aim, fired,

and got it in!

It's a win!

Yes! Brilliant! Well done, my hearties -

you've won back our first jewel, so, Captain Line, you know the rule.

-ALL:

-Send down a jewel!

Oh, yes, I know the rule.

What's the rule again?

Oh! Send down a jewel!

Ah...

Oh, yeah, yeah, I got it.

Yeah!

Hee-hee!

Oh, look, everyone - it's the purple one.

There you go, Kelsey, pop it in the chest, please.

Brilliant, well done! Yeah!

Right, time to go down to my captain's cabin,

and check on my crew.

LAUGHTER

SNORING

-BLOWS WHISTLE

-Cook! Where are my jewels?

Two, three, four.

Yes, Captain Chief Admiral Pirate... Oh, it's you.

-Ha-ha-ha! Got you!

-Oh, wait, watch this.

-"Cook, Line, you two are a pair of blithering buffoons!"

-Ha-ha-ha!

That's Captain Sinker! Let me have a go.

She's always like,

"Those Swashticklers are picking on my precious jewels!"

Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Or she's like this.

"Slop out that stinky slop!"

"I'm Captain Stinker, and I'm really, really silly!"

Ha-ha-ha!

OK, yeah, wait a minute, yeah.

She's always like,

"Hmm! I'm Captain Stinker

"and I like three-week-old smelly sewage!"

-Ooh!

-Ha-ha-ha!

Cook! Line!

Ooh, that was good that time - you didn't even move your lips!

That wasn't me. That was...

Captain Sinker!

That was less good.

No, behind you!

Oh, Captain Sinker!

Aren't you supposed to be on holiday, Captain?

Well, Captain Captain sent me a message saying she'd left you alone,

so I have taken a break from my holiday to check up on you.

Right! Take off that captain hat!

Tidy this place up! It's a mess!

-Cook, make me a sandwich! Line, do my laundry!

-Ooh!

BOTH: Oh... Yes, Captain Sinker, sir. I mean ma'am.

What?

Captain Sinker, let me give you a welcome home cuddle!

No, I don't do hugs!

No, absolutely not!

No, stop it, there's no need for this. Absolutely not!

You must be glad to be home, Captain.

Well, I admit it is quite nice to see you boys.

I've just had an idea! Why don't you join us for the shipwreck moment?

That is an excellent idea!

ALL: Let's go!

Oh, yes, it's actually quite tricky.

No, but... I really... Aaargh!

Ha-ha-ha!

OK, girls, you've managed to win back one of my jewels,

so we have to find four more now in the Shipwreck Rummage.

So let's get ready for it

by doing the Swashbucklers salute one more time!

Let me see you all marching! Put your hands on your hearts.

Here we go. Eye patch.

Eye patch.

Pirates hat.

Pirate hat.

Swashbuckle cheer.

Ah-ha.

We're ready.

It's the Shipwreck Rummage!

The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels

that have been hidden around the shipwreck.

Use the map, because X marks the spot

where each of the jewels could be found.

But be careful!

Cook, Line and Captain Sinker have hidden the jewels well,

and they must all be in the chest before the time runs out!

CHEERING

OK, girls, you have to find four more of my jewels now

in the Shipwreck Rummage, so let me show you where they're hiding.

Up on the top deck, we have the red jewel in one of the birds' nests,

and look out for Captain Sinker up there.

Then on second deck, we have the white jewel over in the laundry,

And a green jewel in the crates of rats and mice.

And down on the lower deck, the blue jewel is over in the cannonballs.

-Frankie and Phoebe, you're first. Which colour will you go for?

-Green.

OK, then, are we ready to play?

-Ahoy!

-Then Swashbucklers away!

Oh, they're off.

It's a four-jeweller for the Swashbucklers,

and they'd better watch out for Captain Sinker.

She'll want to keep her hands on those jewels today!

Frankie and Phoebe are making their way up to the rats and mice.

It's raining pearls!

Frankie's found the green jewel!

Great, they've got the green one,

so girls, where are you going to go next for me?

We're going to... The blue one.

The blue one? OK, brilliant.

Quick, slide!

That's it, well done.

Good work. And off you go!

Well done, put it in the chest.

That's the green home.

Three more jewels to get.

Ella and Kelsey are already at the cannonballs.

Dig deep, girls!

Kelsey's bagged the blue!

Great! Now we've got the blue one,

so girls, where are you going to go next?

-The red one.

-The red one, at the top?

Watch out for Captain Sinker, OK?

Come on, girls, quick as you can!

That's it, and off you go!

Well done. You've got the jewel,

let's pop it in there.

That's it, good girl!

The blue is in the chest.

Frankie and Phoebe are off to the top deck

to face Captain Sinker.

Quick, into the tunnel, girls!

-COOK:

-They don't know it's in the middle one.

-SINKER:

-Don't tell them that!

-I didn't tell them!

You did, you just said...!

Thanks, Cook, that's the red reached!

Yes! They've got the red one.

So, girls, I need you to get the last one,

it's the white one in the laundry, OK?

Slide, girls, slide!

Time's running out!

Well done, Phoebe.

Look out for the flying fish.

Girls, off you go!

Brilliant! Into the middle. Yes!

The red jewel is back.

Just the white to go.

Faster, Kelsey!

Faster, Ella!

Well done, Line, very good.

She's got it!

Come on, girls, quickly!

Can they make it back in time?

The octopus is getting close to the chest!

Come on, Kelsey, bring it down!

Ten,

nine,

eight,

seven...

Yes!

We did it! Well done, my hearties.

That was fantastic!

Squawk, you've got the bird's-eye view. Over to you.

What a great Rummage!

Even Captain Sinker couldn't stop our Swashbucklers.

The green was grabbed in the rats and mice,

then the blue in the cannonballs.

Captain Sinker lost the red,

and Kelsey found the white in the laundry.

Well done, girls.

It's a win!

CHEERING

We did it! Well done, my hearties.

Thank you so much, girls, for winning back all of my jewels,

so now I can share them out with you to hold on to for me.

-There you go, Frankie.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

-Ella.

-Thank you.

-That's OK.

-One for Kelsey.

-Thank you.

-It's all right.

-And Phoebe.

-Thank you.

-No, thank you!

And a blue one for me. Let's hear it for my Swashbucklers!

CHEERING

And now we've got all five of the jewels,

you know what it's time for?

One of these naughty pirates has to walk the plank!

But who's it going to be?

Phoebe, let's spin the wheel to see.

Come on, a big spin.

Brilliant!

Will it be Cook, with the white hat?

Captain Sinker, with the black hat?

Or Line, with the red bandanna?

It's going to be...

Cook!

No, no, no!

Cook, it's time for you to walk the plank!

ALL: Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

Walk the plank!

Oh, oh, ah!

Eugh.

We do love it when a naughty pirate ends up in the smelly ship's mess.

We'll see you soon for more Swashbuckle!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho!

# Hey-ho, Swashbucklers go

# Take on the pirates, go, go, go! #

Swashbuckle cheer!

AUDIENCE: Arr-harr!