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-Happy Fathers' Day. -Oh. Yeah. Cheers. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
New shirt? Tag's hanging out. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
-From the girls. -Been thinking, it might be nice idea to get us all together this afternoon. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:44 | |
Fathers' Day barbecue, round at ours. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
-Good idea, Greg. -Great. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
Perfect. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
You can't put Auntie Bushra there. She'll have her back to us. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
-Finally. -Auntie? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
-The wedding is on top of us, OK? That seating plan has been locked in for a week. -I'm just saying. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
She reckons she has a neck condition | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
from turning around at the Afridi's wedding last year. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
-Oh, please. -She's been wearing a brace, Auntie. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
-A brace. -It is best to keep her happy. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
And what about Auntie Shameen? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
She's Mum's sister, I want her to be close. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
It's best to keep her happy as well. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
All right. Fine. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
-We'll move Shameen to this table, OK? -Where are we putting Dad? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:40 | |
Your father doesn't even deserve to be there, | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
not the way he's been behaving recently. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Fortunately for him, a lot of questions would be raised if he's not there. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Oh, so now not only is my brother banned, | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
but my Dad owes his place to the whims of Asian gossip. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
We haven't finished, Tamwar. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
It's not like you need me, is it, Mum? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
I'd better... | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
He's right, you know. Syed should come to the wedding. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
-No. Absolutely not. -I'm just saying. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
What, and bring his boyfriend? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
So they can bang on about wanting to adopt a baby? I don't think so. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
-I'm sure they've other things to talk about. -Syed, maybe. But Christian? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
I think he puts it on, you know. Nobody's that gay. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
I'd like to ask them, if that's OK? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
-No. I don't want him there. -I'm disappointed, Zainab. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
We've talked and talked about this and you've never budged. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
I suppose there's something admirable about that. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
But I would have thought that you, who knows how it feels to be mistreated, | 0:02:31 | 0:02:36 | |
would take this opportunity to be the better person. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
It'd just, it'd be really good if we could make a decision about our own wedding. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
Second wedding. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
Tamwar! > | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
Happy Fathers' Day. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
Thank you. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
-D'you fancy lunch at mine? -Yeah. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Yeah, fish and chips. I mean, I don't have much of a kitchen. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Afia? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
Er, beauticians. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Not that you need it! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
Right, well...I'll see you then. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
And come earlier if you want. Or not. I know you're busy. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
That says "happy", | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
so we'll put that one there... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
Do you want another one? Michael? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Michael, why don't you help her for a bit? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
She's making a card. Fathers' Day, for Jack. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
Nah, nah. You're all right. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
GREG YAWNS | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
This is it for us today. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
The sofa. Your snuggly shirt. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
I got a few sausage rolls from the posh bakery for lunch. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:03 | |
-Actually... -Maybe, maybe, I'll have a shower about, what, four o'clock? | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
But at this stage, I can't guarantee it, Greg. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
You know how it's Fathers' Day? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Well, we were thinking it'd be fun to get the kids around, have a little barbecue.... | 0:04:11 | 0:04:17 | |
-Who's "we"? -Well, me, Max... It's a great idea, isn't it? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
Great! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:22 | |
-Delivery for you. -On a Sunday? -Yeah. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Morning! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:29 | |
What do you want? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
-It's Fathers' Day... -So? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Tickets for the boxing. I... | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Cheers, bye. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
I'll leave your one here... | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
Enjoy your day. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
-My mother know about this? -It was her idea. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Like the engagement party was her idea? | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
That was my poor judgment, I apologise. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
But I assure you, she would like her whole family at the wedding. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
That's a lie. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
She doesn't want me anywhere near it. Him even less. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
She does ask that you don't flaunt the nature of your relationship or your plans for adoption. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
So my mother will generously permit me to attend my brother's wedding | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
if I conceal what I am, who I love, and how I plan to spend the rest of my life? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:27 | |
No way. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
Mummy and Daddy. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
Janet and William. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
The whole family, eh? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
-There's Uncle Phil. Say hello. -Fifteen missed calls, and now you don't pick up. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
Rainie, call me back, please! | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
I'll be taking him back in a bit, so we'll be out of your hair. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
Poor little Janet, stuck in bed. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
One of them 24-hour bug things, Honey said. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Bit rotten innit, Fathers' Day. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-Phil, d'you remember that Henry Mason bloke? -Who? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
You know, the carer... at my home. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-What, the nonce? -Yeah. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
They dropped all charges against him. Not enough evidence, they reckon. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
If I'd said anything... Could've helped... | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
-Seen my Hammers mug? -Phil. All them kids. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-What about 'em? What do you want me to do? Have you seen it? -No. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
-Julie was using it the other day. -So? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-So she might know where it is! -She'll be back in a minute, why don't you ask her yourself? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:34 | |
Come on, let's do another picture. What shall we do this time? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
Hello, everyone. Come through. Greg's in the kitchen. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
-GREG: -Hi, everyone! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
No Vanessa? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
No. Girls' day with Jodie. Looking at wedding venues. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
All right, Greg? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
-GREG: -All right, mate? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
-You OK today? -What? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-Tough day for you. With your Dad and everything. -It's not your problem any more. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
-Greg's my husband now. -Yeah, course he is(!) | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
Yes, he is. And today is important to him. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Don't wind him up, don't make him feel stupid. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Try listening and say, "That's interesting, Greg, tell me more". | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
"Oh, yeah, Greg. That's really interesting. Tell me more". | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Please. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
All right. Message received. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Come on, Tommy. Say, "Come on Bobby! Come on Bobby!" | 0:07:29 | 0:07:34 | |
Oh, great shot! Even Tommy liked that one. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
-That's my point. 40-15. -What? -We said... -It went... | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
No, listen, we said anything wider than here... | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
past there, or wider than here... is out. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
-So it's my point. 40-15. -Hold on a second. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Me and Tommy agree, that might have been in. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Who made you umpire? | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Trying to help, that's all. Ain't we Tommy? Trying to help. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-40-15. -Watch your Uncle Ian. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Set. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
The colours work well together, don't they? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
-Well? -He's very stubborn. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Knows when he's not wanted. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
-You should stop bothering. Right. Masoods. Khans. -I am bothering. -What are you guys talking about? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:23 | |
Your mother suggested we invite Christian and Syed to the wedding. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Did she? On what condition? He stops being gay? | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
Everyone makes compromises. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
-And he said no? -I was as surprised as you are. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Not surprised at all? I would have said no. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
To your brother's wedding? Really? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Look at that, Greg. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Smells amazing. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-Oak woodchips. Gets the smoke up, adds a bit of flavour. -Lovely. Superb. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
Wait till you try it. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
-Long way from a washing machine. -What? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Back in the day, we used to get an old washing machine drum, | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
hammer in some star pickets to keep it off the ground... | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
-Voila, barbecue. -Know what that is? That is genius. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Out in the garden in Canning Town. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
-Few beers. -Happy days. -Yeah. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
-Fancy a lager? -Thank you. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
-Is it ready yet? -Hang on, babes, I only just got it started. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Hang on a minute, you shouldn't be drinking! You're ovulating this week. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:23 | |
Thanks, darling. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
-Phil says keep the noise down. It's driving him mad. -Nice of him to come and tell us himself(!) | 0:09:28 | 0:09:33 | |
Sorry, sweetheart, we'll go somewhere else. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-OK. -Hold on, there ain't nowhere else quiet! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
Right, I win. You quit. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
-You what? -Yes. Bobby's right. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Yes, you quit, so that makes him the winner. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
No, no, no. I have not quit. It's a, what do you call it... rain delay. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
-Shut up, rain delay! You walked off the court. Which means you're a big loser. -Yep. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
-Thank you. -Loser. -Loser. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
Like hell. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Oh, Ian... | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
Do you know what that sound is? | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
Sweaty little runt trying to play tennis, by the looks of it. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
No. Fathers' Day. Me and Alfie playing with our sons. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Must be a right little jolly to you. Three kids done a runner. And a wife. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
-Soon as Bobby gets his Oyster card he'll be doing one and all, won't he? -Yeah, maybe. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
But until then, I'll enjoy every moment with my son. Which is more than you can say. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
You've got five seconds to get out before you eat that racquet. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
All right, I'm going. I'm going back out there to play with my son. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
-Shabnam sent this? -From Lahore. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Wow. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
We thought we'd put our handprints on it, and then write our names and a message or something. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:46 | |
I don't know. Might be a bit weird. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
And what about Dad only getting a card from three of his four children? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
Only got himself to blame, Tam. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
He's still our father. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Apparently Mum invited you to the wedding? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Yeah. Well, firstly, she sent over Yusef. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
More importantly, if I do go, I'm not allowed to be gay. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:15 | |
That's not entirely true, is it? She probably wants you to keep it small. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
Keep what small? The fact I've found the person I want to be with forever? | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
Wooh! I would not go in there for a while, if I was you. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
I tell you, your mum's chooza palak does not agree with me. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:29 | |
I like physics, yeah? I love physics. It's who I am. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
But I don't always go on about the foundational flaws of quantum mechanics. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:40 | |
Which are many and grave. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
I know it's not the same. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
But it's my wedding... | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Well, my sham wedding, but I want you to be there. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
It's about us being together and saying, | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
"Yeah, there are differences | 0:11:54 | 0:11:57 | |
"mainly caused by our psycho parents, but... | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
"we're still one thing." | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
"We're still a family." | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Have you cut your hair? | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
Eyelashes, of course! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
-And what did you... -Extensions. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
-They look lovely. -For 80 quid, they'd better. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
-Is that really necessary? -Are you an idiot? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Sorry. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Like I need that before my wedding. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
You seem stressed. This should be a happy occasion. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
Two families coming together. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Syed might be coming, you know. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
-Really? -Tamwar's talking to him right now. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
All the Masood men will be there. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
That's a good thing, isn't it? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
I haven't forgotten what his Dad did to you. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
I can manage. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
You say that, but I can tell. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
-I know you're terrified of him. -I'm fine. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:59 | |
Have you mentioned it to Tamwar? | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
He wants him there. What could I say? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
-You're going to be his wife. -It's family. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
So what are you? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
It's not hard, is it? | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
-Tell him to shut up. But I get him in here moaning like an old woman. -Sorry. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
-Can't do anything right, can you? -Oi! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
Got something to say, Billy? | 0:13:18 | 0:13:19 | |
No. It's fine. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
She tell you what to do, does she? Let a thief push you around? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
-I ain't stolen nothing. -West Ham mug, ain't seen it? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
-No, I haven't. -Liar an' all. -Don't talk to her like that. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Or what Billy, eh? Or what? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Just...show some respect. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
How about you having a bit of respect that I can say whatever I want under my own roof. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:38 | |
-It's just a mug. -If you don't like it, you can walk out. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
-Come on, Phil. -My house, my rules. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
You got a problem with that, you can leave, but you ain't man enough for that, are you? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:47 | |
Maybe I am. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
THEY LAUGH AND CHAT | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
-Lads. -All right, mate. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
-Edward. All right? -Michael. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
Nice day for a barbie. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:20 | |
-Remember the washing machine? -Eh? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
Barbecue in the backyard. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
Oh, yeah! He burnt everything to a crisp, this bloke. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
-No-one complained. -To your face. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
We've got tickets for the fights at Bethnal Green. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Over at York Hall. Like our front room, wasn't it, Dad? Growing up? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
-Yeah. -Been a while, though. -It has. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:40 | |
Should be a good one. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
Nice eyelashes. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
What, is that the wrong thing to say? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Really nice. Astronomically beautiful. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
I don't want your dad at the wedding. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
I've been trying to tell you... | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
-Tam? -I just don't think it's entirely reasonable... | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
-to ban my dad from my own wedding. -Sham wedding. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Yeah, but he doesn't know that. So as far as he's concerned, this is it. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
And the things he did? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
He's family. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
And what about my family? What about what he did to my Dad? | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
Do you think that has no effect on me? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
-Of course not. -But my feelings don't seem to matter. Or yours. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:36 | |
Look at how tense he makes you. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
I'd just rather this wasn't totally your decision. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Maybe try, for once in your life, to not see everything in just black and white. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:47 | |
Enlighten me, then, on the wonderful shades of grey that I'm missing. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
I am scared of him! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
I'm scared for me, and I'm scared for my dad. | 0:15:55 | 0:16:00 | |
Do you understand that? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
I know he's your father and he's been there all your life, | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
but I don't feel safe around him. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
-He's not really like that. -He tried to kill my Dad, Tam. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
So to me, he is really like that. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
And to have to see him, | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
and then to have to be in the same room as him on my wedding day... | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
-Sham wedding day. -It won't be a good day! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Is family not important to you? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
I'm family! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
I'm your wife! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
You're meant to protect me and make me happy. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
That's your only job. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
That's why I married you. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Because you make me happy. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Do you understand that? | 0:16:48 | 0:16:52 | |
You know I'm not someone who gives orders. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
You know how much I love you and I love our little team. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:59 | |
But if you don't do this, | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
then you stop being that person that makes me happy. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
You become the opposite. And then I don't understand... | 0:17:09 | 0:17:14 | |
I don't understand why... | 0:17:14 | 0:17:15 | |
..I love you at all. No, Tam. Please, just go. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
Please, just go. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
How much more? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
60p. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
I saw two pence in some dog muck out there if you need it. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
Thanks very much. Hang on. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
"It's only a mug". | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
-Thought that fat scone was going to explode. -There y'are. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
50. 70! Keep the change. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Thank you. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
So, we're like, proper housemates then. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
-Looks like it, doesn't it? -That's good, cos I got you a present. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-Eh? -Happy housewarming. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
You're unbelievable, you are. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
Does that mean we get to talk about domestic things now? | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
-Like lampshades? What glasses will define us as a couple? -I want to find him. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
Find who? | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
I want to find our son. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:07 | |
Why? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:09 | |
I don't know. Fathers' Day, you know... | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
having to take William back to Honey, all this Henry Mason stuff... | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
-Just got me thinking. -No. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
-Why not? -Because we spoke about it before. And no! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
Jules... | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Good people. Max. Tanya. Greg. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
Yeah. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
My people. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-You understand that? -Yeah! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
So you can try playing at friendly Eddie Moon, try to be everyone's mate, | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
but sooner or later - with my help, if they need it - | 0:18:39 | 0:18:45 | |
they'll find out what you really are. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
A dog... | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
..that I wouldn't be seen dead in a sweaty, old boxing gym with. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
Happy Fathers' day...Dad. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Come on, Tommy. Say, "Bobby's the champion, Bobby's the champion!" | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
Come on, get a move on, this stuff's heavy. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Ian is a loser! Yes, he is, he's a big loser! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
Good girl, good girl. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
All right? | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
-What's the matter with you? -Nothing. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
All right sweetheart, all right. We'll tidy it up, then. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
In you go. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
Are you mad? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
Oh, yeah. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Come on, I have crayons. Where's the thing? There. These... | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
Get in there. I'll see you shortly. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Go on, get a wriggle on. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Now, butterflies. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
You don't like that colour? What about purple? | 0:19:54 | 0:19:58 | |
I have no idea what I want. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Tamwar. Are you OK? | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
Afia doesn't want Dad at the wedding. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
I see. And what do you want? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
It won't feel right if he's not there. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
I admire your loyalty. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
I'm sorry. I know what he put you through. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
I can manage. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
I agree with you, you know? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
-Really? -Of course. It's not my wedding. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
It's yours and Afia's. The decisions belong to you. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Afia says she's scared of him. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
She's family now. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:46 | |
You'll be sharing a life together. A home. Children, Inshallah. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
I suppose it depends what kind of man you want to be. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:54 | |
A man who honours his wife, who puts her wishes first... | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
that's the kind of man to welcome into a family. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
You'll do the right thing, Tamwar. I'm sure of it. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
This meat is amazing. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
It's the oak woodchips, isn't it, Greg?. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
Gives it that smoky flavour. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
Still a dead animal, isn't it? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
-What about your tofu? -It's made from beans. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
That's what they tell you. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
-I heard it was puppies. -Dad! -What? | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
Well. Happy Fathers' Day. Good to have you all here. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
-Could be you next year. -What's that? | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
-Fathers' Day and all that. -Shut up, Dad. -What? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
It's nothing to hide, is it? We're trying for a baby, we all know that. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
-See? Exactly. -Hard work though. As you're aware. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
-It's pre-watershed! -Thank you, Lauren. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
-But we're focused, got a plan. I run the calendar. -That way... | 0:21:46 | 0:21:50 | |
Yeah, all right, Greg. Thank you. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
That's really interesting, Greg. Tell me more. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Well, like any project, it's all about management. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
Certain things you can only do at certain times. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
Once it's planned, it's a case of turning up on site and getting the job done. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:04 | |
Greg, why don't you give me a hand with the barbecue? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
-No, no. You cooked, you relax. -No, it's all right. We'll manage. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
-Don't be silly. -If you want. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
We'll come back to this project management stuff. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
Fascinating. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
-Top bloke, isn't he? Greg. -Just stop it! | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Or what? What you going to do, Tan? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
You going to shout at me? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
You'd love that, wouldn't you? It's how we got started the other night. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
You just going to deny it? | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
What, what? The massive mistake that it was? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
-I thought was all right. -Hang onto that thought. It won't happen again. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
-So that's where we're at? -That's where we're at. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
Don't remember it being "hard work" with us, all that baby stuff. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:52 | |
-No? -Nah. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:53 | |
Never needed much encouragement in that department. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:57 | |
Over at mine, I couldn't have stopped you if I'd tried. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
Even by your standards, Tanya, that was very spirited. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
Right. We're done here. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:06 | |
No, we ain't. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
That's it. Put your hand right into the paint. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
Into the paint. And then... | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
hands out, like that. Onto the card, yeah! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:19 | |
There you go. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
-I'll be back in a minute. -Yeah. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
And... | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
..me. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
Hey, Tommy, how good was Bobby today? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
High five, mate. You were a beast out there on the court. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
Eddie, big Fathers' Day with the kids? | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
You kidding? | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
Last time they did that, I had to by the drinks myself! | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
AND finished up paying for Tyler's new exhaust. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Yeah, that sounds about right. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Nah, I got a call from Frankie. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
That's good enough for me. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
Happy Father's Day fun? | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
Yeah, isn't it mate. Great day. Mind you, the tennis is rubbish, isn't it? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
What do you think? "It's rubbish! Rubbish, Bobby!" | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
Leave the plants alone. What's the matter with you? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Your mum will go mad at you, won't she? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Nice fag? | 0:24:25 | 0:24:26 | |
I don't know what you're talking about. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
The shirt looks nice. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
Oh, yeah. It's lovely. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:35 | |
Is it you? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
As if. No, Abi. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
Happy Fathers' Day, loser. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
Thank you. Come here. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Good that you and Mum are getting along again, ain't it? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:50 | |
Yeah. It is. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:51 | |
Both of you. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Please. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
-Ta-dah. -I brought... | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
I know it rots your teeth, but...special occasion. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Right, OK. Well, take a seat, I'll pour you some. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Nah, it's OK. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
Ice! There's got to be some ice around here somewhere. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
You can't come to the wedding. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
What? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:46 | |
-It's just you... -Er... | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
You take a seat, um... | 0:25:52 | 0:25:54 | |
-You wanted ice, right? -Dad... | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
It's not appropriate, the way you've been behaving. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
I explained that. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
-I'm your father. -I know. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
It's just, it's how I want it. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
-Come on, Tam! -It's how I want it. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
Really? | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
-Yes. -This is all your decision? -Yes. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
-Nothing to do with Yusef? -No! -Your mother? Afia? | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
-No opinion? -No. -Just my son. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:31 | |
-It's your wedding day. -I know. It's how I want it. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
No, you don't, Tam! It's not! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
What did he say to you? "If you don't do it, you're not fit enough to marry my daughter?" | 0:26:44 | 0:26:49 | |
Don't you see what he's doing, Tam? | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
He's pushing me out. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
He's determined to destroy this family | 0:26:55 | 0:26:57 | |
and the only thing stopping him, the only thing holding it together, is you and me. | 0:26:57 | 0:27:02 | |
Dad, it's how I want it. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
No, you don't Tam! You don't! | 0:27:04 | 0:27:06 | |
I'm your father! | 0:27:08 | 0:27:09 | |
Times table, remember? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
A little boy who wouldn't go to sleep until his father sat there, | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
and rubbed his back, and went through his times table? | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
It's how I want it. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
Tam, don't. I'm your father! | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
You. I know it was you. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
It's not going to happen. Do you hear me? | 0:28:19 | 0:28:22 | |
There's not going to be a wedding! | 0:28:22 | 0:28:24 | |
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