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So how long until we get rid of you, then? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
I need to be at the airport for seven. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:31 | |
Can you not just stay a few more days? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
It's probably best I go. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Right, I just picked a few bits up for your journey. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Wine gums and them little apple pies you like. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
And I thought we could head up the high street later, | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
get you a few jumpers to take back with you. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
That's His Lordship all changed | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
and ready for his weigh-in. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
-Oh, thanks. -Hold up. I thought that was tomorrow. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
-I've got a delivery any minute. -It's fine. I can go on my own. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
I want to come with you, don't I? | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
-I'll come with you if you like, Mum. -Yeah. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Or not... | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
LEE: I would go, but I'd need someone to cover the stall. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
It's fine, I'll cover the stall. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
That's sorted then. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Uh-uh-uh! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Aren't you forgetting something? | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Well, the photographer sent it over this morning. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
I thought we could open it together. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Yeah, maybe later. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Is Dad about? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
He's at the bank. Why? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
I just really don't want to be on my own right now. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Why, what's happened? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
Well, she didn't hit me or anything. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
-This time, anyway. -Who? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Linzi. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
I could always get a payday loan. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Don't be silly. It's our problem. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
What's our problem? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
This month's rent. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
Don't worry about that, I'll sort it. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Really? You're skint. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Yeah, well, I'll pimp myself out if I have to. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
I don't fancy your chances. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
What are you talking about? People would pay good money for this body. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
Tell him, Stace. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Nah? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Right, well, listen. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
You just concentrate on getting Arthur ready for the weigh-in, yeah? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
I'm going to go and talk to Ian. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
See about expanding my stock on the stall. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Maybe, I don't know, introduce some exotic fruits. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
-Yeah, that's a great idea. -You see? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
It's only a matter of time before we see Phil Mitchell | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
sucking on a papaya. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Why didn't you reply to my text? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
I mean, what were you thinking, having a pop at Louise, eh? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
I just told her to keep her dirty hands off, all right? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Yeah, well, she's only a kid. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
She's a scheming little cow! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
And I swear, if she goes near you again, I'll scratch her eyes out. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
-You ain't jealous, are you? -What, of her? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
As if. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
Not interrupting, am I? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
Uh... | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
No, I've got to go, anyway. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-All right, text me later. -Yeah. -Ta. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Going well, then? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Yeah. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Except we can't ever get any alone time, but hey-ho. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
So, come on. Don't leave me in suspense. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
-Talk to Paul? -Yes. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
And? | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
Reckons he wants to take things slowly. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Take things slowly? | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
Phil caught you getting it on in the car lot. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
I think you're past the point of holding hands, don't you? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
The problem is, bruv, I've never really dated anyone else before. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
Except Abi. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Speaking of which, have you heard from her? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Couple of texts. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
She's not going to her mum's any more. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
So what are you going to do about Paul? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
I don't know. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Try and be romantic, I guess. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
HE SCOFFS | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
What? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
That's you finished, then, ain't it, eh? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
I can't believe you do this every day. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
This is nature at its finest, this is. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
It's not right, Grandad, a grown man getting excited about fish. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
Come on! There's got to be something | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
that puts fire in your belly, ain't there? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Not really. Not any more. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
Tamwar. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
Can I tempt you with my John Dory? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Is that a euphemism? | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
Knob of butter, bit of parsley... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Mmm! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Why are you working here, exactly? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
I'm helping my favourite grandad out, ain't I? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
And that's the only reason? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
Yeah, if you'll excuse me, I need to gut this. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
Tam, I owe you some rent. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
My receipt book's in the office. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-Since when have I paid you on time? -Good point. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
You've got to get rid of her. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Please, please. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
I've got cod in that van threatening to stage a walkout. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
-All right, I'll see what I can do. -Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Oh, good man. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
I've got to get a photo of this. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Oh, yeah, very funny. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
Wait, can you come here a minute? I need to ask you something. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Has something happened with Dad? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
We just had a few words, that's all. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
About what? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
I told him a few home truths, didn't I? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
He should've protected her. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
How, Johnny? | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Do you not think Dad wishes Dean was dead? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
So why isn't he? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
I thought you were supposed to be a lawyer. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
Cos he loves our mum and he knows he'd be absolutely no use | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
to her if he was banged up for murder. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
He was amazing. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
He held this family together. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
But... | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
No, Johnny. But nothing. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
You weren't here. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
You don't understand how hard it was for him. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
All set? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
If he's anything like his brothers or sisters, it's going to be sweet. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
He's not like them, is he? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
All he needs to do is hit his targets. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
We'll deal with the rest later. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Now, go and whack His Lordship on them scales | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
cos I'm very proud of them moobs that I've given him. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
All right? OK. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
That'll be the drayman. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
See, the problem with you and Paul is, right, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
is you've missed the dating bit, haven't you? | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
The sex, I can do. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
It's just the talking bit I find difficult. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
That's all right cos girls are bang up | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
for blokes who make out they listen. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
All you've got to do is nod, right? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
"Yeah, yeah," even if you ain't got a clue what they're saying. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
-"Yeah, yeah." -Hang on, hang on. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
Paul ain't a girl, though, is he? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
Yeah, well, it works both ways, don't it? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Right. Pretend we're in a club. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Right, yeah, here we go. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-What kind of club? -It don't matter. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
Gay or straight? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
Well, we're two men, ain't we? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
So, come on, chat me up. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
All right? | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
-Yeah, you all right? -Yeah. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
They're really nice specs, mate. Are they designer, are they? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
HE STIFLES A LAUGH | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Do you want to know how to do this or not? | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
All right. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
Has anyone ever told you, mate, | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
you've got really beautiful eyes, you have? | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
BUSTER COUGHS | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
As touching as this little scene is, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
I need one of you to look at my van. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
I think the clutch is slipping. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
Yeah, look, Buster, we were just... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
No, no, it's all right. I understand. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
I've been inside, don't forget. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:24 | |
Don't pick the soap up in the showers and all that. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
Look, I'll drop the van round after work, OK? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
Yeah, all right, mate. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
-Right, from now on, you are on your own. -Right. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
You all right? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
So it turns out that you are contravening regulations. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
-Come again? -Yeah. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
So all assistant... | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
market stall assistants, have to be registered. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
What? Since when? Oh, no! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
Rules is rules, so... | 0:08:02 | 0:08:03 | |
But I can't leave Grandad on his own, can I? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
HE SIGHS DRAMATICALLY | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
I suppose I can muddle along by myself. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
-Are you sure? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Sorry. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
-See you later. -See you. Ta, love. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
I had no right saying all that stuff I said before. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Look at this thing, it's like a fossil. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
I just wanted someone to blame, that's all. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
Talk to me. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
About what? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
I mean, you're right. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
I should have been there to protect your mum... | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
..and I let her down. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
And what makes it worse... | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
..is I was the one that sent him up here. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
You weren't to know what was going to happen. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
And I held him. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
And I had him this close... | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
..and I didn't even know. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
I'll never forgive myself for that. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
When I was a kid growing up, | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
all I wanted was a family of my own. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
And I thought I was the only one in the world who never had one. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:40 | |
I just wanted a dad who'd take me to Upton Park, | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
a mum who'd give me a little cuddle when I had a gash on my knee. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:49 | |
I was determined to give you kids everything I never had. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
But you've been an amazing dad. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
I got a son on antidepressants. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
I've got a daughter I don't even recognise. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
And as for Ollie, he's just a little baby, Johnny. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
What happened to Ollie wasn't your fault. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
And it wasn't Nancy's either. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
You've got to try and fix this. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
I'm trying. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
I just don't know how to do it. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Because every time I look at her I just get this knot | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
in my stomach. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
And then the anger. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
The anger starts to build. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
And I hate her and I hate Lee. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
But most of all... | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
I hate myself. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
He fell. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
And it was my job to catch him. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
I let him down. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
I let you all down. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Don't say that. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
I love you, son. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
But trust me, get back on that plane as fast as you can | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
because I'm no good for no-one. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Do you remember what you said to me on this sofa? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
You told me how proud you were. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
And that it didn't matter what I was because I'd always be your son. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
I left here a boy... | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
and I came back a man. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
I've got you to thank for that. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
I'm sorry, son. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:29 | |
You've got nothing to be sorry for, you hear me? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
We're like West Ham, aren't we? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
If we play as a team, nothing can get past our defence. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
What? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
I've been waiting 20 years to talk football with you! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
Is everything all right? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
Yeah. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
How was the weigh-in? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
He's put on 4lb. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
That's good, then. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
Yeah, it's just... | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
What? | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
He didn't interact with any of the other babies, so... | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
Well, he's a lone wolf, just like his old man. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:08 | |
He's in the kitchen with Lee if you want to get his lunch ready. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
What was all that about? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
Do you remember where you used to take us | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
when we'd been fighting as kids? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Course! It was the only way to shut you three up. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Tell Dad to meet me downstairs in 20 minutes. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-Why, where are you going? -Just do it, yeah? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
I'll text Nancy. Oh, and I'll phone Lee. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
Someone looks pleased with themselves. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
I need you to pack an overnight bag. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
I'm taking you away Monday night. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
Where? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:43 | |
It's a surprise. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
And would this surprise involve an overnight stay in a hotel somewhere? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
Come on, Ben. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Is that the best you can do? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:55 | |
What are you doing? | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
I'm hungry. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
Ah, so you're just going to eat for the rest of your life, is that it? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
I've nothing better to do, have I? | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
You're all right, you've got drive. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
Direction. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
It's a bit like being a samosa, really, isn't it? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
Come again? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
Everything inside you is trapped in that tight pastry. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
All you really want to do is escape and be free. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:37 | |
That's a bit more like a bhaji, actually, isn't it? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
Is this some kind of existential food crisis or...? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:46 | |
I just feel completely trapped. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Like my life's on hold. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
I have no idea who I am any more. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
I'm fighting with Lee. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Getting myself into stupid situations. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:12 | |
It's like the whole world is racing past | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
and I'm just sat there getting stale in your fridge. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
OK, well, if you don't like it, then do something about it. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
I've got to be here for Ollie. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
Well, then, your life just gets put on hold again. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
Is that what it is? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
-It's Johnny. -What's he saying? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Got to meet him in the pub. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
Nancy... | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
..you'll always be my onion bhaji. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Thanks, mate. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
-Right, I need your help. -No, no, no, no. I just got him back. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
It's important. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:00 | |
Let's have a look. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
My area of expertise, this. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:03 | |
Waterproof nappies. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:04 | |
Yeah. Chemist, chemist, chemist, Maggie's stall, chemist. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
Go on, hurry up. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:09 | |
Right, I've got to go. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
Go on, go on, quickly! | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
Ian. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Martin, what are you doing here? | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
I just wanted to talk to you about a few ideas I've got for the stall. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Yeah, I'm a little bit busy today. So can we talk about it tomorrow? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Yeah. Well, what do you think of that? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
-That's dragon fruit. -Exactly. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
Now, hipsters, apparently, are snapping these up. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Yeah, I know, but, Martin, can we talk about this tomorrow? | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
The thing is, these, these set me back a little bit | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
and I was hoping for a bit of an advance. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
I'd like to, but I'm a bit short myself this month. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
What with the wedding and everything, you know... | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
-You set a date? -End of May. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Right, I tell you what, how about I do the catering for you for free? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
-You serious? -Yeah, yeah. Least I can do. Come on. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Who's that? The new owner, is it? | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
Yeah, he's just...he's just measuring up. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
-Let's have a butcher's. -No, Martin. It's... | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
It says CostMart on it. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Yeah, I was going to tell you. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
They're opening up a supermarket here? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
I couldn't turn down their offer, it was too good. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Do you have any idea what this is going to do for the trade? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
I know, but a little bit of healthy competition | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
never hurt anyone, did it? | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
Healthy competition, Ian? This is going to destroy the market. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
Yeah. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
You and me both. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
All right? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
Where's your brother? | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
I don't know, he just text to say meet him here. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
What's this, a wind-up? | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 | |
-Come on. We're going to be late. -Late for what? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
We're taking Ollie swimming. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Bit random, ain't it? I don't think he's ready for all that. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
Well, we started early, why can't Ollie? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Well, he ain't got no trunks, has he? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Well, that's sorted. Go and get your swimming gear, go on. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Don't forget your armbands. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Strong, strong. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Come on. Mum's waiting outside with Ollie. Let's go. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
-Trace? You're on your jack, babe. -OK. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
How did the new stock go down? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Don't ask. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
-Can I have a bottle of beer, please? -Stick it on my tab, Trace. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Look, I'm not really much company at the moment, mate. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
It's just, what happened yesterday, with Jean... | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
What about it? | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
We never got a chance to talk about it. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Funnily enough, I've had more important things to think about. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Look, I'm sorry. I'm just stressing about this flat situation. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
I could ask Ian for more shifts at the restaurant. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
-I wouldn't bother. -Why not? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Don't worry about it. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Look, you just concentrate on sorting out my stag, yeah? | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
Your stag? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
You're Stace's little brother, aren't you? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
Everything's going to be all right, though? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
With the rent, I mean. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
You want the truth? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
I'm up the creek without a paddle, mate. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
But you said... | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
Yeah, I know what I said, but... | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
I can't tell Stace I've spent all my money on the van, can I? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
She's got enough on her plate. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
I think, if it's that bad... | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
..you should tell her. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Where's everyone else? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
I dunno, I thought they'd be out here. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Right. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
We better get His Highness in the pool | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
before he starts giving it the big'un. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Do you want a hand? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
No, no, I'm sweet, I'm sweet. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Ready? Ready? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
It's going to be a little shock to the system. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
But, we'll treat it like a big bath, yeah? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
Whoa! | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
What are we supposed to do now? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
I don't know. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:09 | |
I never really did this with you mob, did I? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Look at you now. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
He's smiling, Pop! | 0:19:14 | 0:19:15 | |
Well, let's hope it's the water | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
and he ain't left us a little yellow surprise. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
Do you want to go... Do you want your sister? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
There you are. Take him, take him. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
-Are you sure? -Take him. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Pop, he's kicking! | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
HE LAUGHS, BABY SQUEALS | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
What are you getting upset for? Don't get upset. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
I'm not. I just... | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
If I could swap places with him, I would. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
You know that, don't you? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:52 | |
-Don't say that. -I mean it. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
What happened to Ollie was an accident, OK? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
I'm sorry, Pops. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Listen, I don't want to hear no more of that talk, all right? | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
Do you hear me? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:06 | |
Otherwise, otherwise... | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
I'll be whacking your head under this water. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:11 | |
I miss you so much. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
I miss you. Come here. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
I miss you, baby. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Right, boy. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Get them legs kicking. BABY BABBLES | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
Oi, oi! I'm talking to you! | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
Get them legs kicking cos your mother won't be happy | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
until you've done ten metres, all right? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
-Yeah! -He loves it, Pop. He loves it! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
Well, that was a complete waste of money. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Well, it's hardly a wonder Paul's kicked off, is it? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
He wanted a bit of romance, you know. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
Not a leg-over in a hotel. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
I mean, it is the little things that make the difference, isn't it? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Another cup of tea? | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Another cup of tea, please, darling. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
I remember the first time we took you all swimming, | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
I was in my big rubber ring | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
and you jumped straight in, | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
-like, no armbands, nothing. -What? What happened? | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Well, your mother nearly had a heart attack. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Lee and Johnny were scared of the water, like me, but you, | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
no fear. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
Like, you just had a touch of the Flipper about you, | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
you know what I mean? | 0:21:21 | 0:21:22 | |
Oi, easy! Watch it! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
You're putting Michael Phelps off his stroke here. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:28 | |
Come here, you, come here. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
You striked me right up there, didn't you? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
It worked, though. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:34 | |
Here you are. Talk to him. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
Good boy. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
Ooh, hello! | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Hello. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:43 | |
I think we might have a world champion on our hands, to be honest. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:47 | |
You couldn't give me a hand, babe? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
I can't be bothered with them ladders. Drive me mad, they do. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
Come on, then. What are you doing? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -Mick! | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
-No! -Come in, Mum! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
Look at her little skirt! | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
-Leave my skirt alone! -Love that skirt. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:07 | |
It's practical... | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
# Mr Sandman, bring me a dream | 0:22:08 | 0:22:13 | |
# Make him the cutest thing that I've ever seen. # | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
Why aren't you on the stall? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
It's all right, I left Shrimpy covering. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
How did you get on with Ian? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
Yeah, yeah, all right. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
He's actually offered to do the catering for our wedding. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
Ooh, that's nice of him. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Yeah, tell me about it. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:32 | |
Kyle told me what you said about the stag. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
That really did mean the world to him. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Yeah, well. The last few months have opened my eyes, haven't they? | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
You see. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
I told you your daddy would fix everything, didn't I? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
Hey. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Ooh, you look lovely! | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
Oh, no, this? I just chucked it on. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
Well, come on, let's get a shift on cos the film starts soon. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
That's what I meant to say to you. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Monday night, what are you doing? | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Uh...nothing. Why? | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
I was thinking... | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Little four-star hotel, you know, Jacuzzi, the lot. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
Oh... | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
I said that I'd help my mum out with something that night. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
Oh, did you? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
But, listen, I'm sure I can get out of it. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
-So we're good? -Yes. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
Let's go, cos we're late, we're late, | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
we're late, we're late, we're late! | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
-How did you get on? -He's a shoo-in for the 2032 Olympics. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
-Aw! -I'm just going to help Mum put the baby down. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
He don't like Oasis no more, he's a Stone Roses nut. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Ooh, how did you get so smart, eh, boy? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
I take after my mum. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
When's the food? I'm starving! | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
20 minutes. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
-Ah, grazie mille! -Buongiorno! | 0:23:55 | 0:23:59 | |
What's this all about, then? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
I thought it was about time I showed you what else I learnt in Italy. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
No-one said anything about a family dinner. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Just as well I got some chops in. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
No, you're all right. Johnny's cooking. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
-Is that right? -My bucatini all'amatriciana! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
I always find pasta repeats on me. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
You all right, Mick? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Yeah, I'm just going to miss the boy, that's all. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
What are you doing later? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
A night in front of the TV, probably. You? | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Well, I have got a date, actually. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:40 | |
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah. -Anyone I know? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
Well, maybe... | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
Where are we going? | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
You'll see. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
You did all this for me? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
Well, everything except the weather, yeah. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Would the gentleman care for some cod and chips? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
It helps when your brother's the owner. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:10 | |
Listen, Paul, I know I've messed you about in the past, | 0:25:11 | 0:25:15 | |
but I'm serious about this. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
Then prove it. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
Go and get me some ketchup. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
"Go and get me some ketchup"! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
Grub's up! | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
Oh, here we go! | 0:25:32 | 0:25:33 | |
Woo! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:35 | |
-Wow. -Just dive in. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Looks a bit rubbery to me. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:38 | |
Room for one more? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Wa-hey, here he is. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
Of course there is! | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
How's everything? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:46 | |
Really good. We took Ollie swimming. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
-All good? -Really good. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Right, enough of all this postcard stuff. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:52 | |
What did you REALLY get up to in Italy? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
You were as good as gold, weren't you, Johnny? | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
Well, I did wake up in a hospital one night in Venice. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Uh-oh. Go on... | 0:26:02 | 0:26:03 | |
We got drunk and stole one of those gondolas. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
-You did what?! -And took it out on the Grand Canal. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
Then I stood up and started singing that song from the Cornetto advert. | 0:26:10 | 0:26:14 | |
-OTHERS LAUGH -And? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
And I smashed my face on a bridge. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
Got knocked clean out. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
Yeah, well, let that be a lesson to you. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
I think we'll have a little toast. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
-Ooh, OK. -Whack that on. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
To Pavarotti and his bent-up hooter. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
ALL: To Pavarotti! | 0:26:31 | 0:26:35 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
I got to say, Johnny boy, | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
this Zaby-whatsit is like sex on a plate. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
Yeah, well, that's all you'll be getting | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
if you don't shut your mouth. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:00 | |
That's told him! | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
It's a bit rich. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
Well, it's official. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:05 | |
Babe, your trifle has been elbowed off the menu, I think. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
OTHERS LAUGH | 0:27:09 | 0:27:11 | |
No, as we're all here... | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
I know that it's been a tough couple of months for all of us. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
So I think it's time we move on. We look to the future. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
Hear, hear. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Right, shall we have a bang on that? Have a look at that? | 0:27:22 | 0:27:24 | |
-Oh, yeah! -Do you want to do the honours, Nance? | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
I will. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
I can't wait to see it. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
It's going to be strong, this will be, watch. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
Be careful with that knife, be careful. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
Oh, get on that, look at that. | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
That's good genes, that is. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
-Yeah, they get them from me. -Yeah! | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
Well, seeing as we're all making speeches... | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
What are you doing? | 0:27:45 | 0:27:46 | |
I thought I'd do this properly. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:47 | |
What's going on here? | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
Don't! | 0:27:51 | 0:27:52 | |
Ta-da! | 0:27:54 | 0:27:56 | |
What are you doing? | 0:27:56 | 0:27:57 | |
Whitney... | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
will you marry me? | 0:27:59 | 0:28:00 | |
Again. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:01 | |
Yes. | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
-CHEERING -Congratulations. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
You do realise she fancied me first, don't you? | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
OTHERS LAUGH | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
Oh, we better start thinking about getting you to the airport. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
-Yeah... -I'm not going. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:15 | |
What? | 0:28:15 | 0:28:17 | |
I want to stay. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:19 | |
But you've got your ticket, though, ain't you? | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
I'm not going. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:23 | |
Well, can you change the name on the ticket? | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
Yeah, course you can, yeah. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
All right, well, I'll take it. | 0:28:27 | 0:28:28 | |
Nancy... | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
No, I want to go. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:33 |