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Oh what, you ain't coming dressed like that?

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Well, you ain't got a T-shirt or something I can borrow, have you?

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I don't do sports gear.

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You sure you want to do this?

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What, you saying I ain't up to it?

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We'll see about that.

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So, "Cokers and Grandson,"

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You could have that in 3D, maybe gold on black?

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That could be your home page.

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Do we really need all this newfangled nonsense?

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If it's going to bring in more trade.

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Pam?

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Sorry?

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-Oh, never mind.

-I think....

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I think you definitely need a big font, clearer prices,

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no hidden charges.

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You could even do online bookings for appointments?

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Oh, no... We're not a hair salon!

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But we have to move with the times, Les.

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-You know that.

-Your nan's bang on.

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People hate picking up the blower these days.

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You could even do reviews.

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Oh, now we're sounding like a B&B.

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Those reviews can ruin you!

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We've made our decision.

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We are going and leaving them to it.

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You must let the boys make their own choices.

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For the site.....

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I was thinking maybe we could get photos of all of you.

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Give it that personal touch.

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It's a good idea, Grandad. It shows that we're a nice family business.

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Great! When do I start?

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Well I never said I wanted you to start at all!

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-Grandad!

-He is the manager, remember?

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Ah, well, no time like the present, I suppose.

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Right, I'll just nip home and get my camera, then.

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Er, no, Billy. You're the one who isn't listening.

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You've always had cloth ears when it comes to Janet.

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Oi, Bill? You up for a kick about later?

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Oh, why not?

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He's got nothing better to do, seeing he's now unemployed.

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Yeah, well, I've just gotta get him off that thing, ain't I?

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You can try.

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Yeah. And he needs something decent inside him, rather than that muck.

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I've gotta take Will to the dentist, but we'll come and find you....yeah?

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-Nice one mate.

-See you.

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You all right?

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Why is he so pig-headed, Jack?

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I mean, we knew this was coming. We knew we had to consider

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our options when it comes to secondary school with Janet.

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We're just having to do it sooner than we thought.

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I'll have a word with him, if you like?

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I just don't know what's got into him!

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Tearing a strip off that teacher, walking out on his job,

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I mean, who does that?

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Leave it with me, I'll get him sorted.

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Cheers.

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Trouble is, he thinks he's put a stop to the blackmail.

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-Not now, Les!

-We got to talk about it some time.

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You were tossing and turning all night.

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It's getting to you, not telling him.

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I still think I made the right choice.

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Yeah, although it isn't really our choice to make.

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It's too late now. Jenny's gone,

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and I couldn't get in touch with her even if I wanted to.

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Right, OK, so maybe we just get everyone over here.

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Er, Les, maybe put your arm around Pam.

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Right, no pouting, all right?

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I do not pout.

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Only every time you see a camera.

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What's all this?

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I'm designing a new website for the Cokers. They're rebranding.

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-SCOFFS

-"Rebranding?"

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Well, Pam and Les, they're moving away,

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and those two are going to be running the business.

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Cosy.

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Abs...

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Oi, lend me a fiver?

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Shouldn't you be at school?

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Oh, chill, I've got my work placement.

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I just need some money to top up.

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Ben, could you maybe get in a bit more?

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-Yeah.

-Yeah, squish in, handsome.

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Aw, look at you two.

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Only seems like yesterday he was wrapping himself up in tinfoil,

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and making up dance routines to Lady Gaga.

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Go away.

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Er, 'scuse me?

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Tinfoil? Wow, you're full of surprises.

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You better believe it.

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That's it, everyone. Say cheese. ALL: CHEESE!

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Is this the best you could do?

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Well, you said something comfortable, didn't you?

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Yeah, well, I suppose Ed would approve...

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Hey. All right, ladies? Didn't know you were coming, Shirl.

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Denise roped me in to it, didn't you?

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-Oh, what, take the heat off you a bit?

-Yeah, maybe.

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Right, come on, let's get warmed up, then, shall we?

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Let's do a few lunges, yeah? Right, come on.

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Come on. There you go, nice and low. That's it.

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DOOR CLOSES

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Oh, I thought you'd be busy with your new mates?

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I'm starting my own business.

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They just happen to be my first clients.

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Well, lucky you. At least one of us is hitting the big time.

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Well, you've got the vets.

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What, answering the phone and pooper scooping

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while they look down their noses at me?

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Yeah, I'm living the dream(!)

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It'll pick up, Abs. It always does.

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At least you got your big sister back now.

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Ta, mate.

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What you up to later, sis?

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Hmmm, DJ night? Nah, I'm shaving my legs.

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Wow, that's cold as ice. Er, how about I chuck in

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some free drinks if you come before nine?

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-Can't be fairer than that, c'mon.

-All right.

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Yeah, look at it. Mmm.

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Pam, I know this is going to be hard to talk about,

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but I'm sorry, you're going to have to come clean.

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Sorry....?

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My Billy loved his job. Why on earth would he walk out?

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He didn't. Not exactly. We just couldn't afford to keep him on.

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We're having a bit of a bad patch.

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-That's not what he told me.

-No, well we asked him to keep quiet.

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Bad business is bad for business, as Les would say.

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-So it isn't his fault?

-Not at all.

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Brilliant(!) I've had a right go at him.

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He's probably trying to be loyal.

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Yeah, that's my Billy. Loyal as you like.

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I'm sorry about this, Honey.

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And you know, if circumstances change, then...

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Yeah, yeah, I know, Pam. Well, I'd better get off.

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I don't want to lose my job and all.

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Oh, don't forget these.

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Oh, thanks. Just picked up a few bits for Jack.

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Do you know what? His little boy's mother has practically let

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him fend for himself.

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He's eating all sorts. Chocolate, crisps, fizzy drinks.

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She couldn't care less.

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Isn't it awful?

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My Laurie always had a proper breakfast

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and a dinner to come home to. Paul as well.

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Mmm. Well, giving them what they want is easy. Less earache.

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But if you love them, you don't take the easy option,

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you take the right one.

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Do anything for our kids, wouldn't we, Pam, eh?

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Go to the moon and back.

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Hey. Guess who's gone and got herself the job?

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I am designing the Cokers' new website.

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I know it don't sound like much but it's a start, innit?

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-Yeah, congratulations!

-I knew you could do it.

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Do you fancy going to The Albert later? Ian will babysit.

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Er, no, it's my night off, I'm going to spend it with Lee.

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Bring Lee with us!

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Oh, come on, it's been ages since we've had a night out, Whit.

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And I need to cheer up Abi.

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She's been on a downer for ages...

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Ah, Lee, er, you'll come out with us later, won't you?

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-Whitney's up for it.

-Er, I didn't say that!

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Yeah, sounds sweet. John boy!

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Oh, Johnny? Yes!

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Johnny. You'll come out to The Albert, won't you?

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You look like you could do with a drink.

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A drink? I need the whole bottle after working in hell's kitchen.

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Well, don't go getting in a state.

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You lot are in charge tomorrow while we're at this horrific wedding.

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And by the way, this hell hole is keeping you in uni.

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Yeah, well, let's hope they let me back in September.

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Get me out of here.

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You'll have passed your exams with bells on.

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You always were the brains of this family.

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Does someone think it's break time?

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There's prawns in there need peeling.

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Oh, there's an offer I can't refuse(!)

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You'll have to up your game tomorrow.

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We've 15 from Dot's church in for the PCC lunch.

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Doing a nice fish pie.

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They love a bit of fish on a Friday.

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-Just kill me, please. It'll be kinder.

-Oh, bless.

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My little sausage just weren't cut out for slaving over a hot stove.

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- Abi loved that job, more than the vets.

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Yeah, she did.

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Let's get her back, then.

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Please! I'm begging you.

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She was a good little worker. I'll say that for her.

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Well, it's a shame the way things worked out.

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Ain't it just. Lord only knows how we'll cope with the rush tomorrow.

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Yeah, well I don't think it's a good idea, anyway.

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She's a bit full-on, you know.

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Lee, don't be nasty. She's our mate.

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Yeah, everyone has their moments, don't they?

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And everyone deserves a second chance in my book.

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But that's me. Always did have a big heart.

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All right, bring her in. I'll have a word.

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Yes, handsome, what can I get you?

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Nice and low. Keep your thighs strong, right?

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Back straight, chest up, yeah. Keep your heels to the ground,

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and keep that bottom tucked in a little bit, all right?

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Shirl, what you doing?

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Giving my lungs a workout.

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Look, if you don't want to be here...

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-Ow! Ow!

-Ooh, you all right?

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-Yeah.

-Yeah?

-No, no. I think it's... It must be cramp, I think.

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Is it OK? Let me have a look at that. Yeah. I got it,

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I got it, its OK. Just try and relax.

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-How does that feel? All right?

-Yeah..

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Cramp!

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You just wanted to feel a bit of muscle, didn't you, Dee?

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Any time.

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Going to give me a rub down now?

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You haven't used any muscles, Shirl, yet, have you?

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Except for your tongue.

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Yep, sorry, can't do this.

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Nah, fine, we'll call it a day, shall we? Same time tomorrow?

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No, I mean I can't... I can't do this, you know? All of it.

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I've had enough. I gotta go.

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Denise, where you going?

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Pam?

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I should have done this years ago. Jenny sent them.

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She wanted to see Paul, but we'd just lost our son,

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and I wasn't going to lose our grandson too.

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She's been writing? All this time?

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The letters stopped when we moved here, and I felt safe again.

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-Until...

-Oh, Birdie.

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How could you keep a secret like that from Paul?

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Well, you know all about secrets. You tell me.

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That was uncalled for.

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I spent all these years feeling the way I did, but...

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now she seems different.

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-Mature.

-People can change.

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I thought I was doing the right thing for Paul.

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But if I have, then why can't I look him in the eye?

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No fillings. At least the dentist thinks I'm doing something right.

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Look, mate, about Janet...

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this teacher must know what he's on about.

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I'm not moving her out of that school. It's good for her.

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Don't you think you should at least have a chat about it?

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You know, see what Janet thinks?

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"Special" schools. She don't want to be special.

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She just wants to be like everyone else.

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I think you'll find the term is "specialist."

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Dad, are you playing or what? This is well lame.

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-Come on, son. It's time to warm up...

-In a minute.

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You know, when I drop her off at them school gates, I feel so proud.

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I've been a loser all my life, Jack,

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and I've missed out on a lot of things,

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-and I'm not having that happen to her.

-No, I get that.

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But her going to the right school don't mean she's going to be

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missing out, does it?

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She's going to be getting everything she needs.

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Come on, Dad! We've only got ten minutes!

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I don't think you got much choice, mate. Right, that.

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Just this one, mind, then I've got to get back to work.

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Am I going to get that back?

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Maybe. So how's your cramp?

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You made such a song and a dance about that.

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You couldn't wait to get away.

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All right, ladies.

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I hear my Kushy's been putting you through the mill.

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-Ah, what's all this?

-Don't ask!

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Oh, they've had a personal training session with my boy.

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Anyway, look, these sports bras have just come in.

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Three quid or two for a fiver. Stop the sag.

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-You been training with Kush?

-Well, we were,

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but Pepsi here, she's not as fit as she thought.

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Well, you will be, if you stick at it.

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My boy's as fit as a butcher's dog.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, you've got to keep at it.

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If you want to feel good about yourself.

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I know, and I do. But this isn't about Buster.

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Yeah, well, who don't want to feel a few years younger, eh?

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Or feel someone a few years younger!

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I see you put your hair back to normal. Hair looks better.

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Mind you, there's a lot to be said for experience in a bloke.

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You got someone in mind?

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No, I'm just saying, age is just a number, innit?

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I mean, I can do things now I never even imagined in my twenties.

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What? Knitting?

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I'm going to the khazi.

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All those lunges are playing havoc with my pelvic floor.

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I'd better get going and all.

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-Er, Dee.

-Yep?

-Erm, that stuff with Buster, it was just, er...

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-a moment of madness.

-Tell me about it.

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-You won't...?

-Look, whatever you get up to, you know, it's not

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really any of my business.

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I'm not in the mood for a nuclear war this week.

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Abi! Just the person.

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Why, what do you want?

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Oh, that's charming(!)

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I hope you won't speak to my punters like that,

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if you decide to say yes.

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Say yes to what?

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We'd really like it if you came back, wouldn't we, Babe?

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-What?

-Put all that palaver in the past.

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That's great, ain't it?

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You can work around your shifts at the vets. Get some extra cash.

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Yeah, we'll have a right laugh.

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Not that much of a laugh, mind.

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Say yes. Set me free from my misery.

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Erm, yeah. Yeah, all right, then!

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See? Now we have two reasons to celebrate.

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Er, tell you what, why don't we have a drink here like we used to,

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then we'll all head down to The Albert?

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-Yeah, OK.

-I'm in.

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-Great.

-Cool.

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-Will back in school?

-Yep.

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Look, I just popped out, Denise is holding the fort, but...

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Look, I just came to say I'm sorry. Not about Janet.

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I meant what I said there.

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You really should have told me what went on with the Cokers.

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-So you know?

-Yeah. Pam's told me what Les has done.

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I just don't understand why it's such a big secret, though.

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It's nothing to be ashamed of, really.

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You having a laugh?

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No. You can't treat these things like they're dirty.

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It's best to put it out there in the open.

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Especially where your mates are concerned, eh?

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-I know it can't be good for business but...

-You can say that again!

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But he's had to do what he had to do, I guess.

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Till business picks up and they can afford to take you back.

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Hang on, what exactly did Pam tell you?

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That Les had to let you go.

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They can't pay your wages.

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Billy, what are we going to do?

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I mean, we've got enough going on as it is...

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Well, erm...

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Now you know, there's something that I wanted to say to you too.

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-Can I have a cake?

-I already told you.

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I shouldn't have banged on about Janet like I did.

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I wasn't listening, and it's not just my decision.

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So I'm sorry. Tea, please.

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Refined sugars? After training?

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Yeah?

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You got any idea how many calories there are in... ?

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Ah, forget about it. How are your legs?

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Bit wobbly.

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Mmm, yeah, I have that effect on ladies, actually.

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They just fall at my feet. What can I do?

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Look, erm... It's not that, erm...

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..I don't want to train with you.

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Cos I do, and that. I really do.

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-Really?

-Yeah. But it's just,..

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it was harder to hack than I thought.

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I'll try harder next time.

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Next time? I'm going to have to see if I've got any slots available.

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Eh?

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How's tomorrow lunchtime?

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Yeah, well, won't bring Shirl this time.

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Just you and me, then. Yeah. I like the sound of that.

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Do you think I've overdone my fake tan?

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Look, I miss Italy, yeah?

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-Everyone bronzed and exotic.

-Excuse me, we're exotic.

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Erm, I'm sorry, babes, but you're about as exotic as...

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-Pie and mash? Yeah, I know.

-That's a bit harsh.

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I mean I was thinking more like you know, like, pickled egg.

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-What?

-Bit tart.

-What?

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All right, I meant spicy!

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I wouldn't mind a bit of exotic myself.

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Really? No, I'm happy with my Londoner.

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Oh, that reminds me, guys, the boys are going to meet us there.

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I thought it'd be nice to, you know, have some girl time.

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Just like the good old days, eh? But with better hair.

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-Yeah, and less vodka in me.

-Oh, speak of the devil.

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How them lashes feel, all right?

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Oh, yeah, do they look natural?

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Well, you know, in a kind of sort of Drag Race kind of way.

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-Well, I think they're amazing!

-Thank you.

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You look gorgeous, Abi. Honestly.

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Ah, wait till you get out there tonight, Abs.

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Blokes won't know what's hit them.

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I hope so. I don't want to be the only sad spinster.

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Hey, we're not sad, we're choosy.

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Well, I hope both of you get pick of the blokes tonight.

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-Cheers to that.

-Cheers.

-Johnny, that is so strong!

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-What?

-Well, I'll have it.

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Paul, your father would be so proud. Managing the family business.

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And I know you are going to make a go of it.

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I know you are.

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Well, let's just hope I can make you two proud.

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Oh, you do that every day.

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If I got any prouder, my heart would burst.

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Nan!

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Oh, I didn't mean to embarrass you in front of Ben.

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Nah, please, carry on. It's... It's nice.

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I am going to make this work. You know, not just for us,

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but I want to repay you for everything you've done,

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my whole life.

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Oh, don't be silly! We were doing our job

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No. You were doing Mum's job.

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Er, this pork's nice and moist.

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Nothing is as straightforward as it seems.

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Pass the, er, salt, please, Ben. Ah, thank you.

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Anyway, what I mean is... You two are the best.

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I've got the best family in the world on this table right now.

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You're not allowed salt. You know that.

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Here you go, guys, enjoy.

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Ah. Looking good, all of you.

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Glad you noticed. Don't look too bad yourself.

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You not having that, babe?

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No. I don't want to be as drunk as Abi, look at her!

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Sure you're all right?

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I'm fine, why wouldn't I be?

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Not been a bad day, has it, Abs?

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I got myself a little job, you're back in The Vic.

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Yeah, not forever, though.

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I'm still going to be a veterinary nurse one day.

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Oh, Abs, do you know what? I would rather sweat it out in

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-Babe's kitchen than have me hand up a cow's backside.

-Anyway, we've all

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got to dream. Don't want to be stuck around Walford forever.

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Oi, oi, oi, what's the matter with Walford? With your family, yeah?

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Yeah, that's all I've ever wanted, a family of me own.

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Well, Linda was practically begging me.

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I mean, Babe needs me in that kitchen.

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Right, then, so don't go mucking it up for yourself and getting drunk.

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Lauren put a really good word in for you.

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Lauren?

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Ah, nice one, mate.

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-I reckon Roxy would've said no if it had just been me.

-Yeah?

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Er, what was with that file I saw the other week?

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I mean, photos of her, I get, kind of.

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But her sister? What's that all about?

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I tell you what it's all about.

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Absolutely none of your business, mate. You got that?

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-Here you go.

-Thank you.

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All right. Good evening, ladies and gentleman. And, as promised,

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-drinks are on the house.

-Oh, cheers.

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What, just the one?

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We'll be carrying you home.

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I think you should be so lucky, mate!

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I'm only staying an hour or so. Best behaviour at all times.

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-That's me.

-Yeah, right!

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Right, come on, then. You got me here, let's dance.

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Come on. Come on.

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I can't believe you did that!

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I only mentioned that you liked working there.

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It's not a big deal.

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Oh, Abi, who cares how you got the job? You've got it now.

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Well, there was me thinking that they actually wanted me back.

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But all of you lot were laughing at me.

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No, they do want you back!

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Pfft. Yeah, whatever!

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-Oi, watch it!

-You watch it, idiot!

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Why do I bother?

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-Here you are, Rox, give us a hand with these.

-Yep.

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-Hey.

-You all right?

-Yes, cheers.

-Cheers.

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I am sick of being treated like a loser.

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I'm not a loser.

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Tell me about it!

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People underestimate us.

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I suppose that's another thing we got in common, eh?

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Another thing?

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You know what I mean. That night, under there, when we...

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What you talking about that for?

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Well, I'm just saying, that sh... Oh!

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It's our little secret...

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Yeah, it better be.

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Oh, chill out, will you?

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You were hardly worthy of headline news.

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Whit's looking for you. - Ta.

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What do you think your playing at? All over Whitney's bloke?

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Oh, I'm not allowed to speak to Lee, now, am I?

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-No, not like that.

-Oh, give me a break!

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I thought we were supposed to be having fun,

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celebrating your amazing new job.

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I didn't sort this night out for me, I did it for you!

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Oh, really?

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Is that what this is? You invited all of them out,

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and they're pretending to be my mates?

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I wanted to cheer you up, Abi.

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Well, I think we can safely say you failed, then.

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Right, that's it, we're going home.

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Babe, I'm taking Abi home.

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You're taking Abi home? What am I, four?

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You can't make me, Lauren!

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All right, then. OK, go on. Go throw yourself at Lee!

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Give yourself another reason to mess up your job

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before you've even started.

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-Um...

-Move.

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Actually, babe, sorry, can we go?

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-I don't really feel in a party mood any more.

-Yeah, please.

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-Right, boys, we're off, all right? See you later.

-See you.

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Well, well, well. A coffin with your own photograph on.

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What's the world coming to?

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Don't forget your cocoa.

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It's not worth torturing yourself.

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Like I said, it's too late.

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Well, I lied. Jenny did give me her number.

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I'm going to put it right. I'm going to tell him tomorrow.

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Shh! You're going to wake up Grandma Dot.

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-I was having fun.

-Yeah, a bit too much.

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Yeah, well. Shame we can't all be as perfect as you.

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Yeah. Yeah. You'll thank me in the morning.

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Something wrong with you, I'm telling you.

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Oh, right, er,... Thanks for walking me home, and for the chips.

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Mm. Thanks for not lamping me this time.

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-Do you want a bite of my saveloy?

-No.

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OK, look, erm... You better get back to Donna and Kyle,

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-and my duvet's calling me.

-Oh.

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Yeah, I think I can hear it calling me, too.

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-What, not even a coffee?

-Cafe's open!

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Your loss.

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You're so drunk! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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-What you like?

-I need the toilet.

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Lee, no. No, that's not the toilet, is it?

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No, don't wee on my clothes.

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-Wait.

-Oh, Whit, guess what?

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What?

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I really, really fancy...

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-Ah, yeah.

-..a little nightcap. Do you fancy going to get it for me?

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I fancy you going to the bathroom, please. Go to the bathroom.

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-All right.

-Thank you!

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-Oh, Whit?

-What?

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I really love you.

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I love you too, idiot!

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TOILET FLUSHES

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You can't speak for m...

0:26:560:26:59

You can't speak for me. All right, put me to bed.

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I don't need a carer, Lauren, I'm not a baby!

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I am sorry that you are mad at me, but I was only trying to help.

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You know that.

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Well, maybe one day, I won't need help, eh?

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I can find my own job, have my own mates, find a decent bloke,

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be lucky like you and Whitney.

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Oh, come on.

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What, that's why you were throwing yourself at Lee tonight?

0:27:240:27:27

Because... Cos you're jealous?

0:27:270:27:29

I wasn't throwing myself at him!

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Oh, you're always the same, Abs. You never learn.

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You always want what you can't have!

0:27:340:27:37

You know that Lee loves Whitney.

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He would never go anywhere near you.

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Well, he already did!

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What?

0:27:430:27:45

Me and Lee had sex,

0:27:450:27:47

so maybe they ain't a perfect couple after all.

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