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# Every day when you're walking down the street

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# Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say, "Hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day!"

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# If you can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other!

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# You gotta listen to your heart

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# Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm

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# Rhythm of the street Open up your eyes

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# Open up your ears

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# Get together and make things better by working together

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# It's a simple message and it comes from the heart

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# Believe in yourself - for that's the place to start!

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# And I say, "Hey! What a wonderful kind of day!"

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# Learn to work and play

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-# And get along with each other! #

-Hey!

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-# What a wonderful kind of day... # (TOGETHER)

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day #

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Hey!

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Hey! DW!

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-Hey!

-Whoa!

-THUMP!

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One pack of Crinklechaw bubblegum, please.

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Sprinkles of crinkles!

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That's 60 cents.

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I used to like Crinklechaw too until I found out the crinkles

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are grasshopper eyeballs.

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So much for that sale.

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-You're kidding, right?

-It's public information.

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There are factories in Japan where they pluck the eyeballs off...

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or is it France?!

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OK then. I'll have a bag of Red Rovers.

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Your call. But you know how they get that bright red colour, right?

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Buster! You're putting us out of business here!

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I'll just have a grape drink.

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I heard a couple of months ago,

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this guy who found a rat in a bottle of grape drink,

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and the company gave him a million dollars!

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Where does Buster get all this stuff?

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The new album rocks!

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Nobody will have a clue that I, Johnny Crude,

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secretly quit Mood-a-Crude months ago.

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Not unless they listen to the secret backwards message on track 13!

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And especially not with me, Jeanie Crude, >

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your secret identical twin, filling in for you on drums.

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They were separated at birth.

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They never even knew about each other.

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But it's all secret.

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-TOGETHER:

-Wow!

-Amazing.

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If they were separated at birth, why are they both named Crude?

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Hey! I heard an amazing story too.

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One day, this guy was out fishing on a lake.

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Oh, oh, oh!

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Ah! Gotcha!

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Ouch!

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Hey! He got my ring.

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A whole day on the lake, and all I have to show for it

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is a lost...

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His ring was in the fish he'd just ordered!

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It was the same fish!

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That's, um, pretty neat, Arthur.

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Who wants to play some basketball?

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Was my story really that boring?

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No, but it would have been much cooler

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if it were about someone famous,

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or had some special inside information.

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Where would I get a story like that?

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You have to visit a lot of different sites

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to get the real insider stories.

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There's a website called,

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Embarrassing Secrets About Movie Stars"?

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Oh yeah. They're a great source.

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Hey, did you know Kieren Moody from snowboard patrol

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has six fingers on each hand?

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"The Gross Ingredients In Junk Food" website?

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That site's pretty scary. Not for the faint of heart.

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It says here that the shakes at the Chickin Lickin'

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are made of chicken fat.

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Buster, how do you know if any of this stuff is true?

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What do you mean?

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How do you know someone didn't make it up?

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What? You mean just lie?

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You really think someone would do that?

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Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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I just mean that some of the details...

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Whoa... I never thought of that.

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This is terrible. What if none of it's true?

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What if they're all lying? How would we ever know?

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Well... snowboard patrol is almost done.

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We could do some research on Kieren Moody's six fingers.

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LOUD HEAVY METAL MUSIC

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WHOOSH!

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OK.

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One. Two. Three.

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Aww, I can't count his fingers with those ski gloves on.

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-ARTHUR YAWNS

-That's enough research for one day.

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Arthur! I just found out the most amazing story.

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It's right here in Ellwood City!

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But it's a secret and nobody else can know.

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Then, why are you shouting?

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Oh, right.

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I read on this website, "Ultra Wacky Animal Stories",

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that last year, the Ellwood City Zoo started this programme

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to preserve the endangered Siberian tiger.

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One male and one female were shipped to Ellwood City,

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but the airline got the boxes mixed up and instead,

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they got shipped to a farm outside Ellwood City.

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GRRRR!

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You sure this is that prize milk cow from Wisconsin?

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GRRRR!

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Sweet Shirley Temple!

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Yaaahhaa!

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GRRRR!

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So these tigers are still around somewhere!

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They're probably in Turkey Hill Park.

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Siberian tigers? Here? Buster...

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Didn't you hear on the news about those dogs disappearing?

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Maybe this is why! We should at least try to find out if it's true.

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If it is, it'll be the biggest story ever!

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Uhhh!

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Correct! If there were Siberian tigers living outside Ellwood City,

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it would be the biggest story ever.

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So, do you think there are any?

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Let's put it this way.

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I've never heard of any evidence to suggest so.

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Aha! It's possible then?

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Well, ha ha, I guess anything's possible, Buster.

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But what about all those dogs disappearing in Turkey Hill Park?

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That is a bit of a mystery.

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Tell you what.

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I'll see if Clarisse from Turkey Hill Park can meet you.

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We've got Canada geese, Rocky Mountain elk,

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Carolina chickadee, Virginia Creeper and European widgen...

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But to my knowledge, nobody's ever spotted Siberian tiger.

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What if they were hiding in a giant underground cavern?

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They'd have to come out to hunt.

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GASP!

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Those poor dogs!

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They're probably just getting lost.

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We advise people to keep dog's on leaches!

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(She's hiding something.)

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Have you ever been to, er, China?

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No, but I'd love to go some time.

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Aha!

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OK. Thank you for your time!

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Aww, you always want to leave when we're getting somewhere.

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Buster, nobody believes there are Siberian tigers in Turkey Hill Park!

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GASP!

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Arghh!

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CRASH!

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That was a tiger hunter. >

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100% tiger hunger.

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You don't know that. It could have been a...

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umm...

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Arthur! What more proof do you need?

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There are tigers in Turkey Hill Park,

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and the rangers don't want people to know!

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Why would they do that?

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They don't want to scare people away.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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There must be another explanation.

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PHONE RINGS

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-Hello?

-I imagine right about now you are looking for an explanation.

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-Who is this?

-Meet at the ice cream shop in half an hour

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and I will explain everything.

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Which one do you think we're looking for?

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I'm not sure but I've got a hunch.

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I'll have a root beer, please.

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Yes, Mr Deep Float, right away.

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THEY WHISTLE

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So, you want to know about the tigers, huh?

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-Why are you wearing a mask?

-I know too much.

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There are people who'd like me out of the picture.

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-People like...tiger hunters?

-It's not true. Right, Mr Deep Float?

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Tell Buster there are no Siberian tigers in Turkey Hill Park.

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Hahaha!

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-HE SLURPS

-Tigers are the tip of the iceberg.

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You mean there's something bigger than tigers out there?

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Much bigger.

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We're talking about a sinister menagerie

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of chromatically inappropriate vertebrae.

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You lost me there.

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Weird animals. Right here - in Ellwood City.

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Rattlesnakes in sidewalk cracks, scorpions in shoeboxes,

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sharks in swimming pools.

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The zoo is the key. Just follow the monkeys.

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Would anybody like to try my new flavour. Peaches and crab. >

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Here, have a taste, Alan.

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TOGETHER: Brain!

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Mom! I asked you not to blow my cover.

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Oh no! I forgot.

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What's going on?

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-Brain, do you know something about the tigers or...

-Tigers?

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What's this about tigers?

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There are no tigers.

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I made it all up, OK?

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-I knew it!

-But why?

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It was an experiment.

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I wanted to see if someone could invent a story people would believe

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without one shred of truth.

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So I posted it on that "Ultra Wacky Animal Stories" website.

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Allan! That's not a very honest thing to do.

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And you even hired an actor to pretend to be a tiger hunter? Wow!

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I'm impressed.

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Tiger hunter? What tiger hunter?

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There's this guy in the park with a trap.

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You didn't...

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The serial dognapper was arrested today in Turkey Hill Park,

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where he had stolen dozens of Ellwood City dogs

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over the past year. Isn't that right, Ranger Vebert?

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That's correct. Anyone who lost a dog up here in the past year

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please come pick it up.

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Please! They're very noisy!

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There are have been related reports

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that the park may be home to a pair of Siberian tigers. Any comment?

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You're not serious, are you?

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Hey Buster! They've got snacks here for the TV crew.

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Want an Moogie Bar?

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You know how they get the tingly-tasting filling

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in those things, right?

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How, Buster? Mashed snake livers?

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Pureed spider webs?

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Snail grease?

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Pig brains?

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No. They use a chemical called sodium benzoate.

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How about an apple?

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