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# Every day when you're walkin' down the street

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# Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view... #

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Ha-ha-ha!

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# And I say, hey! Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day If we can learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm The rhythm of the street

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# Open up your eyes Open up your ears

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# Get together and make things better by working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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# Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start

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# And I say, hey! Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

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# If we can learn to work and play And get along with each other

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# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day

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# Hey! What a wonderful kind of day hey! #

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(Hey, DW!)

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Hey!

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Whoa!

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Three!

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OK!

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One...

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Two...

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Three.

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Dunking booth?

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Whoa!

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What's the question?

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Who wrote Beethoven's Fifth Symphony?

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Erm...

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Beethoven!

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Who?

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-MACHINE:

-"Who" is incorrect.

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Whoa!

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Aw.

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My turn!

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Four!

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One, two, three, four.

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Pick a card.

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-Wow!

-What's it say?

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It says, "You're going away."

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Bye! See you later!

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Wait! Come back! Don't leave!

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Come back. Come back.

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HE GASPS

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I had the weirdest dream last night. You were going on a trip.

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That's weird. Guess what I'm doing Friday?

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Noooooooo!

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Ohhhhhh!

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Hang on.

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Buster, it's only for a couple of days.

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My uncle Fred invited me to go bird-watching.

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I don't get it.

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-You're going to drive for over a day...

-Right.

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-..look at a bird...

-Right.

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-..then turn around and drive back?

-That's what bird-watchers do.

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-You remember. You were part of the birding club.

-Exactly!

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Did you tell him there are birds here in Elwood City?

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He doesn't have to go away far away.

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Uncle Fred goes all over the world to see birds he's never seen before.

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We're going to a place where he thinks he can see three new ones.

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Hasn't he heard of a zoo?

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But what am I supposed to do when you're gone?

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It's going to be boring.

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We'll just have to do twice as much this week.

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King me.

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And go fish.

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Aw.

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Knock, knock.

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Who's there?

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Whee!

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Whee who?

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Sorry, I was just saying "Whee!"

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Wheee!

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-TV:

-You haven't seen the last of me, Turbo-Troopers!

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HE SIGHS

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KAZOO AND TUBA BLARE

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-Is it cooked yet?

-Not yet. Time for one more.

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KAZOO AND TUBA BLARE

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Grr!

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What will we do today? Juggle and fish?

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How about thumb wrestling and drawing?

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Buster! It's Friday.

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Friday? How can it be Friday?

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There need to be more weekdays!

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If only more students were like Buster Baxter.

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I'll only be gone a few days.

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You were gone for a lot longer than that, remember?

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-But what am I supposed to do by myself?

-Lots of stuff.

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Go to the joke shop. Go swimming.

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See ya!

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Bye!

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Bye!

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Bye!

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Bye.

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HE SIGHS

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SAD PIANO MUSIC PLAYS

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HE SIGHS

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Oh, what's the point?

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King me.

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I give up.

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Me, too.

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This is the world's longest Saturday.

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Honey, it's still Friday.

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Ah! Time stopped!

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That's because you're sitting around by yourself.

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Why not call your other friends?

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But what am I supposed to do with them?

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The same things you do with Arthur.

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Hmm...

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Staring contest...

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Oh! Board games...

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Sure, I'd love to play Megalopolis.

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I think the rules are back in my room.

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Oh, Arthur and I have our own rules.

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Six.

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One...

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Na-ah-aah.

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Oh, right.

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HE SIGHS

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Park Circle.

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When you land there, you have to walk in a circle and pat your head

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until I finish my turn.

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-That's ridiculous.

-That's how we play.

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HE SIGHS

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Three. Squeak, squeak, squeak.

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Squeak, squeak, squeak.

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Hey! I made it all the way around! King me!

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This game doesn't have kings.

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The shoe is the king.

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Plus then, I can go in both directions.

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I think I just got dumber.

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Yeah, it's official. I lost two IQ points.

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I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean to hurt your brain. Is there a game you want to play?

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Yeah, Megalopolis, by the rules.

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Erm, that sounds hard.

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We could ride the roller-coaster.

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Nope. Motion sickness.

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Camp out on the yard?

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-Bugs.

-Dig a hole?

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Touch dirt?

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Right. Erm...

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Hey! Mud sled! That's this invention I've been...

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Erm, never mind.

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I know something we can do!

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-What?

-Clothes shopping!

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Erm, that's not on the list.

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Thumb wrestling? Watch clouds?

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You know what?

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Based on that list, you guys lead the world's most boring lives.

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What else is on there? Staring contest?

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Erm, no.

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Oh, brother.

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Hey, I know! We could pay tree ball!

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What's that?

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The person in the tree is the pitcher.

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They throw the ball at the empty juice boxes.

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If they miss, they are the pirate.

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That means they have to walk the plank or hop on one leg

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while the gopher, that's the person in the blindfold,

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takes a turn trying to knock down the bottles.

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If he...

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Francine?

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I'm going to play tennis. You hit the ball over the net. Want to come?

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I've never played tennis. Sorry.

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SHE SIGHS

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Quit it! Quit staring at our house!

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Is it OK if I come in just for a minute?

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SHE SIGHS

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This is boring. You want to play a game?

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Megalopolis?

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Three.

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HE MIMICS CAR

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Stop! You're doing it wrong!

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Huh?

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If you get three, you're supposed to go like this!

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Three! Three! Three!

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Like that!

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-Don't you even want to try to play it my way?

-Nope.

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Two.

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-Two, two, two!

-Wait a minute.

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I'm turning into...

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DW!

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I don't want to try tennis!

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I want to go like this!

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HE YELLS

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Two! Two! Two!

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-This game is good exercise.

-I have to go now.

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Thanks a lot, DW.

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For what? Whatever it is, you owe me a dollar!

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Can you show me how you play Megalopolis?

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Argh!

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Scarborough Street with one bungalow on it. 20, please.

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WATCH BEEPS

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Oops. Got to go.

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Oh, do you know where he is, Mrs Baxter?

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Right here.

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Francine and I are going over to Muffy's to play tennis.

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-You want to come?

-Tennis?

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Yeah! It turns out it's fun.

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I'll show you how.

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I learned a new way to play Megalopolis, too.

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-It's even better than the way we do it.

-Are you feeling OK?

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I guess I learned something from DW.

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-DW?

-Yeah. And you know what?

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Turns out clothes shopping is kind of fun, too.

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Shopping? Tennis? DW?!

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A lot happened while you were gone. Hurry up.

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DW?!

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