Pick a Car, Any Car Arthur


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# Every day when you're walking down the street

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# Everybody that you meet

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# Has an original point of view

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-# And I say hey!

-Hey!

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# What a wonderful kind of day

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# If you could learn to work and play

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# And get along with each other

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# You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat

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# Listen to the rhythm Rhythm of the street

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# Open up your eyes Open up your ears

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# Get together, make things better Working together

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# It's a simple message And it comes from the heart

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-# Believe in yourself That's the place to start!

-Start!

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-# And I say, hey!

-Hey!

-What a wonderful kind of day

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# If we can learn to work and play

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-# And get along with each other

-Hey!

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-# What a wonderful kind of day

-Hey!

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-# What a wonderful kind of day

-Hey! #

-Hey! DW!

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-Hey!

-Whoa...!

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HORNS BLAST I'm sure it's just a minor problem.

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I'll have us back on the road in no time.

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As far back as I can remember, we've always had the same car...

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HAPPY CHORTLING

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LAUGHTER

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Hey, Pal! Come here, boy! (Where are you?)

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Pal!

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Wow! I guess you could say I grew up in this car.

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-HORNS BLAST

-Sure hope Dad can fix it.

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LOUD BANGING

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-HISSING

-See, the car's sick,

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so we took it to the car doctor. He'll make our car all better.

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-This is bad. Very bad...

-What's wrong?

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The belt's overloading the transmission and the fuel injection.

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- Can you fix it? - Can I FIX it? Of course I...can.

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- Well...WILL you? - I dunno. It's a big job.

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How much will it cost?

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First, we got the timing belt... then there's the head gasket, and...

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Oh, yeah, the piston rods... Here you go.

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We'll, um, need to think about it.

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Fixing that car will cost more than buying a new one.

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-You mean we're getting a new car?!

-No way, DW!

-Not a NEW car.

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We can only afford a USED car, but, hey...it'll be new to us.

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A NEW car...

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Arthur? At the next red light, could you bring me more juice?

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Mom, can we get a camper? Can we? Can we? Ple-ease...

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DW, we'll have to get something smaller than that. Much smaller...

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Sorry, no room.

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SPLUTTERING

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Ah...

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Ay, ay, ay...

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Dad? Aren't you worried some stuff'll spill back there?

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No, DW, I'm not.

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HE SIGHS

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What's gonna happen to our car?

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It's in bad shape. If we can't sell it, we'll give it to the junk yard.

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-The JUNK yard?!

-That's what happens when cars don't work any more.

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BARKING

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EVIL LAUGHTER

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NO!!

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Look at the bright side, Arthur.

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You could get an even better car, like mine, for instance.

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Come on, Arthur! If we bounce high enough, we can touch the roof.

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EVIL LAUGHTER

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Boys, today is Saturday. Know what people do on Saturday? Buy cars.

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Which means on Saturdays, we SELL cars,

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or should I say, ONE of us does.

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I made it as easy as I could,

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gave my 20-minute training course, offered fabulous sales incentives.

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Can anyone tell me what customer's the best kind of customer?

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Dunno.

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The kind that HAS to buy a car... today.

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Follow me! Learn from the master.

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Rule number one - you're selling a dream.

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Well, if it isn't the Reeds! My favourite family!

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David, how are you? ..Jane, it's been too long. And little Kate.

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Arthur! In shape for the soccer season.

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-DW, already know which car YOU want, don't you?

-You bet I do!

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Ed, the reason we're here... I know why you're here.

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To buy the car of your dreams.

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The only think I don't know is which of these fine cars will that be...

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ALL SHOUT AT ONCE We should've talked about this.

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Let's agree we won't buy a car unless we ALL like it. OK?

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Rule number two, only ONE person decides which car they buy. ME.

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Then we subtract the Special Friends discount, and we get... Bingo!

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How do I make a living offering prices like this?

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Yikes!

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Rule number three,

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"Yikes" minus I-K is yes.

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-Oh, what's the top of your price range?

-A third of THAT.

-Follow me.

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Pick out the one you love.

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Oh, she's special, isn't she?

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These seats aren't as comfy as the ones in our car.

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..You said we ALL had to like it.

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Sorry, Ed. We'll come back next Saturday and try again.

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For now, we'll use the catering van.

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Rule number four, if you get into trouble, call for help.

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-Hi, Arthur. Would you like a ride to school?

-Great!

-JUST Arthur.

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-So... This is a pretty nice car, don't you think?

-I guess.

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Sometimes Dad lets me ride in a car from his lot. Only special cars.

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Like this one. Say...

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-isn't your family looking for a new car?

-Yes?

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Why don't you buy this one? It's perfect. It looks great on you.

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-I know what you're up to, Molly.

-It's time to let go of the past.

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Cars die, cars get replaced. It happens every single day.

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-The Crosswires are here to help.

-That car's like one of our family.

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It's a hunk of metal.

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Come on, Arthur! You LOVE this car. This car will make you popular.

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-Pull over.

-You'll be sorry, Arthur!

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This baby won't be around for long.

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I can take it off your hands for... 200.

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200?! Gee, I was sure I could get more than...

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Nobody's gonna buy it in this condition. I'll sell it for scrap.

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..Well, OK...

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200. I'll be by to pick it up tomorrow.

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-What's wrong, Arthur?

-Dad sold the car to the mechanic.

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He'll collect it tomorrow, sell it to the junk yard.

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-You know what my mom says when I feel like you do?

-What?

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-"When one door closes, another door opens."

-What does that mean?

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Dunno. It never makes ME feel any better.

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SPLUTTERING What's that noise?

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If I knew, I could save the car.

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-Hey! I know who can tell us what's making that sound!

-Who?

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You'll find out soon enough.

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Meet you here tomorrow morning. Bring a radio, a telephone

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and fresh drinking water with lemon.

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-ENGAGED TONE

-I can't get through.

-Keep trying.

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-'Hello, you're on Car Talk.'

-Really? I AM?

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-'Course. You didn't call for pizza, huh?'

-I'm Arthur, from Elmwood City.

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We drove through there once. There was a place called the Sugar Bowl.

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-They made GREAT chocolate malted milkshakes.

-I remember! What's up?

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-You sound young to be driving.

-The family car makes this funny noise.

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-If I don't find out why, it goes to the junk yard.

-We'd a '51 Dodge.

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With a trunk that you could fit an elephant in. I remember!

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-You ran out of oil and ruined it.

-You never forget the first one!

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-What kind of a sound is the car making?

-Do the sound! Do the sound!

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Um, i-it's kind of like this...

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Cank-c-c-cank...c-cank... ..Oh! The mechanic!

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It goes, "Oh! The mechanic"? What a car(!)

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No, the mechanic is outside.

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-To take the car to the junk yard!

-Mechanic? House calls? Sounds bad.

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From the sound you're making, I can't tell what's wrong with it.

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Let ME try. SPLUTTERS LIKE CAR

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-I've always wanted to do that.

-'Ah! It sounds like a rattle.

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-'I think you have a rattle in the exhaust system.'

-Dad! Wait!

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-I'm on the phone with the Car Talk guys.

-The...Car Talk guys?!

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-They said it's some kind of rattle in the exhaust system!

-'No!

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'You HAVE a rattle in the exhaust system.

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-'The things babies play with. Check the tail pipe.'

-Check the pipe.

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-Check the tail pipe!

-The tail pipe?

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-Yours doesn't have one.

-In the back, below the trunk.

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Well...I suppose that COULD be the source of your problem.

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Mysterious things, cars.

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Here, why don't you hold onto this for now?

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Arthur, you saved us lots of money. You deserve a reward.

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What'll it be? Pizza? Ice cream?

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How about we just go for a drive?

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HAPPY GURGLING

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-Everything OK, back there?

-Yeah, Mom.

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-It's perfect.

-GIGGLING

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