There's No Place Like Greenback Danger Mouse

# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

# Wherever there is danger he'll be there

-# He's the ace

-Ace

-# He's amazing

-Amazing

# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse! #

In a world where brooding clouds of evil are made even

scarier by an orchestra doing this...

HORN BLAST

..one mighty terror, horrifying beyond all comprehension,

defiles the sky.

A floating Baron Greenback bouncy house?

Ooh, I'm so scared(!)

You should be.

Inside this inflatable me

is enough memory-wiping gas to cause total amnesia in London.

Then I shall...

Yay! Ha-hey!

Stop it! I'm explaining my plan and I was really on a roll.

-Sorry.

-Yes, boss.

Once the people have lost their memories,

I will convince them that I am and have always been their leader.

Mua-ha-ha-ha!

Ah!

Wah!

-Did someone call for Danger Mouse?

-Ooh, bouncy castle! Can we go?

-Can we?

-I insist, Penfold.

Yippee!

You find the controls, I'll deal with the goons.

Wha...?

Ah!

I knew that bouncy castle combat training would come in handy.

Chief, you better look at this.

Careful, it's booby-trapped.

One false move and this giant gas-filled toad

will explode like a viral internet twerking cat video.

Oh, good one, Chief, very hip references for the kids.

#Thanks. Now, the only way to deactivate it is to get the code

and that would be...

Good grief, Baron, don't you ever tidy up? What a mess!

Baron?

Hello. Who are you? Who am I?

And what is cheese?

My tests show that these contained a mind-deleting gas.

One whiff and you forget everything.

Why is my skin clean?

It appears the Baron accidently inhaled his own noxious gas.

-He-he-he!

-'Oh, grow up.'

Professor, we must recover the baron's memory

so we can get the code to stop that giant gas bag from exploding.

Good heavens, maybe it already has and I forgot!

There is a chance we could reboot the baron's memory by taking him

back to his childhood home.

Well, he's Baron von Greenback, which means "from Greenback".

How in the world are we supposed to know where that is?

'Erm, has anyone got a map?'

This looks like the place, Chief!

Well, Baron, this look familiar? Here's a hint - you grew up here.

-I was a boy here?

-Yes, that's what "you grew up here" means.

Now, give us the code.

Danger Mouse, restoring someone's memory is a painstaking operation.

You're going to have to be gentle and patient.

-Whee!

-Chief!

I can fly!

Ugh, I can't believe I've got to spend the whole day

looking at that face.

-Hello.

-Argh!

-Crumbs!

We are the villagers of Greenback. Welcome!

Do you always speak at the same time?

No!

Sometimes.

This is nice. Familiar, even. May I see more?

Look, Baron, a traditional sausage festival.

This must trigger some kind of memory.

I THINK I'm remembering.

I think he's getting worse. It's a mouth sausage, not a nose sausage!

Laugh, laugh, laugh, chuckled some.

That was odd, giggle, giggle.

Runaway sausage! Look out!

The baron!

Wow, how did you do that?

Erm, strong muscles from making sausages.

Our guests are saved!

Cheer, cheer! Oh, sigh of relief.

-Strange, that reminds me of something.

-Yes?

-It reminds me that I want another sausage.

-Oh.

I don't blame him, Chief, they're delicious.

I've had 18 kinds of sausage and it's not even lunchtime.

Does anyone have a glass of water?

No water! Apologies. Relaxed pose, smile, go about your day.

Rather a bossy lot, Penfold. Let's keep looking. Penfold?

Got any mustard?

While our heroes are stuck with the strange sausage-loving

toads of Greenback, a dark shadow is making its way toward London.

Hurry, Danger Mouse!

The professor said that

if we found his childhood home, we might jog his memory.

I found Mr Grumbles! Oh, I've missed you.

JINGLE PLAYS

Professor.

Now you've found his home, you have to make him feel like a child again.

Can you believe it? They're expecting us to mother the baron!

-BELL TINKLES

-Tea's ready, Greeny Weeny.

Mmm, tasty!

HE BURPS

Eurgh...

Colonel K, look!

Good heavens, that spider is huge.

Security, to the lab, and bring a rolled-up newspaper.

Not the spider, Colonel, the bouncy Baron!

Crikey, even the spider's scared!

Great Scott! What are you doing?

He was playing with sausages all day and he's filthy.

Aren't you? Yes, you are!

What the...? Where's Danger Mouse?

There's no water in the tap

so Daddy Greenback has popped out to get some for Greeny Weeny's bath.

What, a bath? You

do realise there's a massive gas balloon about to

wreak havoc on London?

-BARON SOBS

-There, there, there.

The nasty old man didn't mean to shout.

Grr! Argh!

WOLF HOWLS

Ha!

Hmm? Um, don't suppose there's any water?

No! Water is bad. There's no water.

Apologies. Relaxed pose, smile, go about your day.

I'm 98% sure there's something weird going on here.

Hmm....

Laugh, laugh, small talk, laugh.

Care for a drink?

DANGER MOUSE GASPS

Aha! Greenback robots.

But that means Greenback's been tricking us, and that means...

Penfold!

ENGINE REVS

Look out, Penfold, the baron hasn't lost his memory at all.

Huh?

This whole village is a robot-stuffed fake.

Ah! Baron, is this true?

Come on, tell us - we won't be cross.

Oh, give it a rest, Baron! I just caught you attacking Penfold.

Oh, fine, yes, it's all been a delightfully complex

and devious plan to rule the world, which, as you know, is my "thing".

PENFOLD CRIES

I don't know.

You try to do your best for them and what do they give you in return?

Nothing but heartache.

There! See what you've done to your mother...

-To Penfold?

-RUMBLING

You're too late.

Mama, Papa, I'm leaving home - forever!

PENFOLD CRIES

Pull yourself together, Penfold.

We have a mob of robot Greenbacks to fight off.

If only we had some water...

Actually, Penfold, DON'T pull yourself together.

Keep thinking about your ickle-wickle Baron,

all alone out there in the world.

Oh, he thinks he's so grown up!

Yes! And, worst of all, he forgot to take...

-Mr Grumbles!

-BEAR SQUEAKS

PENFOLD CONTINUES TO WEEP

My baby's gone!

THEY LAUGH

BEEPING

KLAXON WAILS

IT SNIFFS

IT WHISTLES

DOORBELL RINGS

Oh, I'd better answer that. It could be the new moustache comb I ordered.

Can Danger Mouse and Penfold escape the Greenbacks of Greenback

in time to save the city

from Greenback and his inflatable Greenback?

Yes, they can.

Give up, Danger Mouse. There is no way to stop the gas cloud.

Soon, all the brains of London will be wiped clean, allowing me to...

Look, I hate having to explain it all again.

I'll be ruler of the world, so there!

-Don't speak to your father like that!

-Penfold, ssh.

-Sorry, darling!

You're right, Baron. But, first, fancy a sausage?

I don't like where this is going at all. Curse you, Danger Mouse!

BEEP!

NOOOOOOOO!

You've been a very naughty boy.

Now, I want you to sit there and think about what you've done.

Aaaaaah!

Bravo, DM!

But now you've caught the Baron, what are you going to do with him?

Leave that to me, Colonel.

I have an idea what to do with all those empty gas canisters.

-MANY VOICES:

-There's no place like home.

-Huh?

-There's no place like home.

-HE GASPS

There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Waaaah!

Join us next week for a slightly simpler story,

entitled Danger Mouse Reads A Book.

# He's the greatest

# He's fantastic

# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse! #