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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace, he's amazing | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:31 | |
Transylvania - | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
in reality, a modern province of Romania, | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
but thanks to lazy writing in this show, | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
a terrifying place, populated by hunchbacked peasants and monsters. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
MONSTER ROARS | 0:00:49 | 0:00:50 | |
PEASANT CRIES | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
And driving through this sinister landscape is the world's top | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
secret agent, Danger Mouse, and his fearless sidekick, Penfold. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
I can't look, I can't look! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Didn't you hear the man, Penfold? Fearless. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
-We're on a mission, Penfold, we need to focus. -On what? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
On not driving through this road barrier for a start. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
BOTH SCREAM | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Could this be the end | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
for Danger Mouse and Penfold? Is it curtains? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
Oh, who am I kidding? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
The show's only just started, for heaven's sake. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
You need to work on your parking, chief! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
Hmm, I don't like it, Penfold. This place is quiet, too quiet. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-BEEP! -Hi! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
BEEP! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Here's a plan. I'll stay in the car while you go and investigate. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:36 | |
Colonel K wants us to find out why all the locals are going missing. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
Eek! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
No need to be scared, seems like a perfectly nice hamlet, | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
with an inn called The Slaughtered Llama(!) | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
PENFOLD WHIMPERS | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Hello, citizens of Transylvania. My name's Danger Mouse. And... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:56 | |
There must be something good on. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
That's strange. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
No time for that. Come on, there's nothing happening here. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
CREAKING | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
Um, apart from this chap turning into a stick of broccoli. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:28 | |
GRUNTING | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
QUACKING | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
PENFOLD SCREAMS | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
QUACKING CONTINUES | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
QUACK! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
BANGING | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
QUACK! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
Did you see that potato, chief? Just imagine the size of the chips(!) | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
I'm more interested in finding out what's going on. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
I'll wager it has something to do with that... | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
THUNDERCLAPS | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
I just saw that place on TV. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
-I know. -And we're driving towards it. -Exactly. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Yay(!) | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
Oh, 'eck, this is just like one of those horror films with scary music. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:28 | |
Creaking doors that open by themselves. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
And vampires standing at the top of the big staircases. Oh, crumbs! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
Yes, it's that time again. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Coming live from Haunted Horror Castle, heeeeere's | 0:03:42 | 0:03:47 | |
Count Duckula! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERS | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Shimmy, shake your hips. Two, seven, twelve. Thank you. Thank you. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Thank you, really. You shouldn't, but please do. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
CANNED LAUGHTER | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
Welcome to Count Duckula Tonight with your host, me, | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
-Count Duckula. -APPLAUSE | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
Are we on telly? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
You're only on the top-rated talk show in South East Transylvania. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
That's right. I broadcast 24 hours a day, every day, | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
and I'm not remotely crazy from lack of sleep. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
HE SNORES | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
Dance time! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
# He's a vegetarian | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
# Transyl-va-va-vanian | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
# Entertain-ian | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
# Vampire duck. # | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Um, yes, it's nice to meet you, Count Duckula. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
Yes, it is. Yes, it is. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
You must be so excited. Do you want my autograph? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
How about a T-shirt for your son? | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
What's your name, kid? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Erm... | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Oh, let me tell you, it's not easy to be so famous. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
-I know what you mean. -You do? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Absolutely! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
As the greatest secret agent in the world, I'm famous everywhere. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
In Belgium, they carved a 20 foot statue of me out of chocolate. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Belgium? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
In Abu Dhabi, they're making an island in the shape of my head. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
Oh, OK. My producer, who's me, is telling me that we're out of time. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
And by we, I mean you, so, adios, bigmouth. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
PENFOLD SCREAMS | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Cor, that was close. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
WHIRRING | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Look out, Penfold! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
Let me know when it's over! | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
I think there might have been a bit of a misunderstanding. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
Oh, there's no misunderstanding. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
I was happy being the biggest TV star in Transylvania, | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
but, thanks to you, now I need to be the biggest star in the world. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:56 | |
Look, we're just here to investigate reports of people going missing | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
and turning into vegetables. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Oh, you mean my fans? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
QUACK! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Yes, the vampiric vegetising effect of my broadcasts | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
assures me a captive audience, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Not to mention healthy snacks. Thank you, Doris. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
Oh, I feel slimmer already! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
You fiend! Also, eugh! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
Look out, chief! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Crumbs! Hypnotic eyes, that's what he's broadcasting. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
Don't look into his eyes, like I'm doing right now! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
You'll turn into... | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
HE MUMBLES GIBBERISH | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Penfold! Nooooo! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
Now then, Penfold, give me the keys to the Danger Car. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
Yes, master. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
All right, cage, prepare to meet mouse muscles. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
HE PANTS | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
OK, cage, no more Mr Nice Mouse. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Let's see how you do against laser shoelace whips. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
This is no time for rhythmic gymnastics, DM. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
We've got an emergency. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
We interrupt this broadcast to tell you that, | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
thanks to Danger Mouse, Count Duckula TV is now worldwide. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:24 | |
Yes, from Berlin to Bogota, from North Korea to Willesden Green, | 0:07:24 | 0:07:29 | |
the effects of Duckula's vegetising TV show are in full effect. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
Behold, an actual couch potato. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
Will Duckula make vegetables of us all? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Can Danger Mouse stop him? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
And is there a way to make twirling laser shoelaces look less silly? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Doesn't look like it, does it? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
A-hem! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:52 | |
Penfold! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Dear broccoli Penfold, it wasn't meant to end like this, | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
you rich in vitamin C, poor in basic intellect. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
QUACK! QUACK! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
Ah, it's you. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
QUACK! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
QUACK! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
QUACK! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
Asparagus spear! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
Hee, hee, hee! | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
Crumbs, chief. What happened? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
I found the off button, | 0:08:41 | 0:08:42 | |
and I've never been more happy to see a room full of ugly, | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
smelly, dim-witted Transylvanian peasants in all my life! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
You're welcome, everyone. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Whoopsie! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
PIANO CHASE MUSIC | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
DISCORDANT MUSIC | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
What is that hideous noise? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
It sounds like someone's torturing a raccoon. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
DISCORDANT MUSIC CONTINUES | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Thank you, world. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
That was a little tune called Duckula Rules, Danger Mouse Drools. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
Look, chief! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
He's using the Danger Car's revolutionary fusion reactor as | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
a giant booster battery to broadcast his TV shows around the world. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
What fool gave him our car keys? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
Erm... Well, I was sort of hypnotised. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Luckily for the world, I don't watch trashy TV. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
Mind you, I do love street dance talent shows. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
Yo! Count Duckula is in da castle! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Sho nuff! | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
He's certainly is fly, and he has mad sk... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Chief? Noooooooo! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:42 | |
MOB: Get him! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Hey, hey! This is my show. Me! My show. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:52 | |
HE GASPS | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
They won't throw him off the roof, this is a kids' show. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
-DANGER MOUSE SCREAMS -Chief! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
PENFOLD CRIES UNCONTROLLABLY | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
WHIRRING | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
-Chief! -Bad news, Duckula. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Your show's been axed. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Ha! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
You may have defeated me this time, Danger Mouse. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-But you've taught me something about TV too. -And what's that? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:32 | |
You can always reboot your show and start again. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
You've not seen the last of Count Duckula! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:40 | |
CRASH! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:10:46 | 0:10:47 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
# Wherever there is danger | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
# He'll be there | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 |