The Good the Baaa & the Ugly Danger Mouse
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Go! | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
Agggh! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# He's the greatest he's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger he'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-# He's the ace -The ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
-# He's amazing! -Amazing | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
# He's the strongest he's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
You're finished, Penfold. The worm has turned. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
What's this? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
Have our two heroes fallen out? | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
Is this the end of our dynamic duo? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Will somebody please think of the children?! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
Oh, they're playing battle canoes. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Kaboom! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
You've sunk my aircraft carrier canoe. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
-Why do you always have to win, chief? -I don't have to win... | 0:00:57 | 0:01:01 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
WEEPING | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
..it's just what happens when you're the best. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
It might be nice if someone else won for a change. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Unfortunately, for that to happen | 0:01:12 | 0:01:13 | |
-I'd have to lose and, well, let's face it - I can't. -Hmm! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
DM, it's time to explain your mission. Uploading dossier. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:22 | |
Activate iPatch. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-Chief. Chief...! -Shush! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Agggh! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
According to Intel, the Baron has information | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
that could destroy the world. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Danger Sheep went to infiltrate his secret hideaway | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
but we've lost contact. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Agggh! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
-So we're the rescue party. -Aggh! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
I don't know why you just didn't send a winner in the first place. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
Phew! Agggh! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Aggggh! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Your mission is to rescue Danger Sheep... | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Agggh! | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
..and disrupt whatever it is the Baron's up to. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
You can rely on me and Penfold. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
WEEPING | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
Probably more me than him but we come as a pair. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
CREEPY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
The creepy music suggests that this must be the Baron's secret hideout. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
SCREAMING | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
-Baaagh! Baaagh! -Huh, Danger Sheep! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
They must be torturing him. The villains! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Baaaghh! Baaaagh! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
A bit lower. Ah, yes, that's the spot. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
Danger Sheep, what's going on?! | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
Danger Sheep, sorry, no. I am... | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
-FRENCH ACCENT: -Dangerous Sheep... | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
..from France. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
-Whoa! Is this how all villains live? -Disgusting, isn't it? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
Yeah, it's disgusting. Now beat it, DM, before you blow my cover. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Fellow villains, it is my pleasure to welcome you... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
Speak up! | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
-Fellow villains... -Louder! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
-Fellow...! -Too loud! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
Look, all I wanted to say is that one of you jerks | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
-will be my new henchman. -Hey, some of us jerks are female! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:13 | |
Aggh! My new henchperson will have lifetime membership | 0:03:13 | 0:03:18 | |
to my villainous hideaway. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
And this... | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
The details of every villainous plan for the next 104 episodes. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
With it you will be able to master the underworld! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:34 | |
-Or bring it down. -The competition will begin today. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
May the best villain win. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Did he say, "Win?" | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
-GERMAN ACCENT: -Hello, I am Viscount Victor von Vicious. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
No-one else stands a chance, | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
so you may as well give me that data stick now. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
-No. -Fine, whatever. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
I will win.... Vin any vay. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Task one - you are to travel to the four corners of the world. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:05 | |
There you will demonstrate the one thing that separates | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
the good-bad guys from the bad-bad guys. Yes! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Mwa-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
HE INHALES | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
SIGHING | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
One point for the sheepy. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Task two - London. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Break through the toughest security in the world | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
and rob the Bank of England. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
SCREAMING | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
One Bank of England. I think you'll find that I, Dan... | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
I, Viscount Victor von Vicious was victorious! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:08 | |
Huh! Any self-respecting villain would have kept it all for himself. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:13 | |
Also, Dangerous Sheep stole all the money when you weren't looking! | 0:05:13 | 0:05:19 | |
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
What a loser! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
CREEPY LAUGHTER | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
Ah, Penfold, you're rubbish at competitions. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
How do you cope with losing day in, day out? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-Oh, I'm just naturally talented that way. -Well, I'm not. I need to win. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
It doesn't really matter if you lose. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
I'll pretend you didn't say that, Penfold. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
Huh, fine, but you're going about this all wrong. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
It's a villains' competition. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
You don't win by being the best, you win by cheating. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
I could never cheat! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
Well, then, think of it as winning at the game of cheating. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
Interesting. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:09 | |
You could justify any immoral activity that way. I'll do it! | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
-BOTH: -Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
DM! We've had a report that... | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Were you both, "Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haing? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
-BOTH: -No. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
You can't pull the wool over my knees. You've gone rogue! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
I'm sending a rescue party for the rescue party | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
and putting another rescue party on standby. K out! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
If I'm going to cheat, I'm going to have to do it quickly. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
The final task - competitors must... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
HE SQUEAKS | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
The final test is... | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
To steal a melon and here it is, I win. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
I think you'll find the final task is a lot more fiendish than that. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
-Stiletto! -So task three was steal the moon, | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
but someone's changed a moon to melon with a crayon. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
That was me. I cheated. Ha-ha! So I think you'll find I'm the winner. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
Here's your mallet, Baron. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
-What mallet? Stiletto? -Someone just changed melon to mallet! | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
Ah, that would be me. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
Ah, by virtue of being the last competitor to cheat, | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Dangerous Sheep is the winner! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Ha, you loser. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
-Chief, you've gone a funny colour. -Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
No, no, no, no! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
I've never seen such an incredibly bad loser. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
And being a bad loser is THE essential trait of a henchman. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
We have another winner! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
-Oh, whoops! -We can't have two winners, Barone. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
You're right, Stiletto, there is only one way to settle this - | 0:07:46 | 0:07:51 | |
-a final task. -Mwa-ha-ha! | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
A deadly swimming pool battle slam! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
It doesn't look very deadly. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Yep, that's a lot better. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
-Baaa! -Good luck, Danger Sheep. Let's have a fair fight. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
-He's Danger Mouse. -GASPING | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
He can't be a henchman, so I win. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:18 | |
-Well, he's Danger Sheep. -GASPING | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
-So he can't win either. -Who cares about the competition? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
I've got Danger Mouse and Danger Sheep at my mercy. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
-Now fight! -Looks like now we both lose. -This has got to stop. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:38 | |
-We're Danger Agents and we have to start acting like it. -Another trick. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
No trick. I've got a plan to get us out of this. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
I'm relying on you to do the right thing for a change. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
Follow my lead. I, Danger Mouse, lose. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:52 | |
Yes, I have defeated Danger Mouse! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
No, you didn't defeat me - I chose to lose. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
-So what? -So you didn't win. Thus, I win by losing. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
So if Danger Sheep beat me and if I beat the Baron, ipso facto, | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Danger Sheep beat the Baron and is now the head of villainy hideaway. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Result! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
So Danger Sheep can banish anyone he wants. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
Right, I banish the Baron. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:19 | |
Get him of here! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
Huh? Agggh! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Agggggghhhh! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
And now Danger Sheep will dismantle this haven of evil. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Right, Danger Sheep? Danger Sheep? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
-Oh, no! -I am your new leader and I command you to party! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:38 | |
-Oh, yeah! -FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
First I'll rule this villainous hideaway and then the world. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:47 | |
You'll have to go through me first. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
I've already beaten you once on my own, Danger Mouse. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
It'll be even easier with all my new minions and allies. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
-That's true, but then I've got a few allies of my own. -What's that noise? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
Bad show, Danger Sheep. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Oh, Colonel, this isn't how it looks. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
We had a plan, didn't we, Danger Mouse? Tell him. Go on, tell him. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:15 | |
Agggh! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
I think you'll find this rather interesting, Colonel. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Excellent work, DM. Your dedication and focus to the cause are... | 0:10:23 | 0:10:28 | |
Oh, a water slide! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Well done, chief. You lost and you didn't freak out at all. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
-No, no, I chose to lose. -But you did lose. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
No, it's not quite the same. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
And so by choosing to lose, Danger Mouse wins. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Erm, therefore, he's a losing-winner... | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
Or a winning-loser. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Yes, it's a tricky one, isn't it? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
# He's the greatest | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
# He's fantastic | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
# Wherever there is danger he'll be there | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 |