Masters of the Twystyverse Danger Mouse

Chief!

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Previously on Danger Mouse...

thrills, spills and unpaid electricity bills.

Oh, that's a bit embarrassing. Hang on.

Oh, it's over.

Yes, Danger Mouse has defeated that Russian terror of the deep,

the Tsar-Fish.

But our heroes are left stranded on a desert island

with no way to call home,

because SOMEONE used up the iPad's battery playing Giraffe Warriors.

I was about to be Geroni-mule!

Don't worry, Penfold. I realise how hard this must be

for someone who hates the beach as much as you do.

What are you talking about, Chief?

I love the beach!

Oh, well. At least we've got some food.

Sorry, I forgot you can't catch.

-Still, at least I remembered you love mango!

-What?

No, I love melon.

That's why all my clothes are made from recycled melon husks.

There's no need to go red and blow up like a...

Are you all right?

It's the mango.

It makes me swell up.

Honestly, sometimes it's like you don't know me at all!

Good grief!

Don't worry, Penfold! You've just given me an idea...

I assumed your idea was to help me!

I am! I'm rescuing you from the island.

Here, have some more mango.

Villainous events occurring.

I first spotted it when I was at Big Mike's Pie Stall.

I then heard of a similar event in a Willesden Green classroom.

Here's your five-hour maths test.

CHEERING

The latest report came from a dentist's in Croydon.

Hooray!

Presumably, you want to find the person stealing maths tests and dentists,

and give them a medal.

I want to know what's on the other side of that door, DM.

Get back here as soon as you can.

Crumbs, Chief!

Look!

-HE GASPS

-The red door!

Arms and legs out, Penfold.

Let's speed this up.

Not...happy...about...this!

We're back, Colonel.

Who? What? Oh...oh, yes. Yes.

I'm Colonel K.

Crikey! You look just like him!

That's because I am him, isn't it?

Colonel, the missing objects are getting bigger each time.

We need to act fast, or who knows what will be next.

Oh, you can forget all that.

I was wrong.

Nothing to worry about.

Really? Are you sure, Colonel?

Who? Oh, yes!

I'm Colonel K!

Well, I'm glad we sorted that out.

Do call again - we must have coffee.

Hmm...

The Colonel never drinks coffee.

Chief! The red door!

Oh, no, you don't.

Erm, Chief...

ALARM RINGING

Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

Baron?

Danger Mouse!

Not today, thank you.

That was Sinister Mouse -

your evil twin from the Twystyverse!

And that must make you...

Criminal K, head of the evil secret twysty-whatsit.

And you...

What have you done with my friend, you charlatan?

THUDS AND THUMPS

Chief! It's the real me!

ELECTRICITY CRACKLES

But THAT isn't!

I am Baron Silas von Penfold - ruler of the Twystyverse Earth,

and, soon, ruler of your Earth, too!

HE LAUGHS

Just testing, Penfold.

I know you like the back of my hand.

Ooh, freckles - didn't expect that!

In just a few seconds,

my machine will suck your planet through into the Twystyverse,

and you will be trapped forever.

Yes, soon I will rule the world!

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Wha...? You've lost the door?!

Can't you just make another one?

It's a hole in the fabric of time and space, not a cup of tea!

I'll be right back.

We've stopped the Baron's attack.

Now we've got to rescue the Colonel and the moon from the Twystyverse.

Obviously, they can keep the maths tests and the dentists.

It's exactly the same!

Twysty Mike's Vegetarian Pies.

They're delicious.

Vegetarian!

Twystyverse London is really different.

It's sunny, for a start.

One of those moons must be ours.

Probably the one that isn't on fire.

We'll use Baron Penfold's machine to suck it back into our universe.

But first, we need to rescue the Colonel. Come on!

He'll be holding the Colonel inside his version of HQ.

How are we going to get in?

If it's anything like our HQ, the security will be...

Oh.

Don't forget, if we run into anyone,

just "mwa-ha-ha" and tell them you're Baron Penfold.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'm Baron Penfold.

Eek!

Hand over my doorway!

So you can squeeze our planet through it? Never!

It's hidden and we will never tell you where...

Ah, there you are, DM. How's the rescue attempt going?

A work in progress, Colonel.

Oof!

Look out! It's Baron Penface!

No, Colonel, it's our Penface... I meant, Penfold.

Sorry, Chief.

They forced me to tell me where their door is.

They're on their way to get it right now.

We've got to get to it before them.

Will this help?

Good one, Penfold. We'll come back for the moon later.

I don't have any pockets in these trousers, anyway.

Funny. That Pinhead chap's never been helpful before.

Bit of luck finding the Sinister Bike and Sidecar and Sidecar.

Yes. Luck.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Careful with the "mwa-ha-has",

you wouldn't want anyone mistaking you for the Baron.

Mango! My favourite!

I can't help feeling I'm missing something important here.

Baron Penfold!

Take whatever you want!

It's OK, he's not Baron Penfold.

Oh, but I am!

Ha!

It was Baron Penfold all along, and I couldn't tell the difference.

Oh, this is all my fault, Danger Toad.

-Yep.

-He ate mango in front of me,

when I knew it would make him swell up.

-Uh-huh.

-Twysty Mike and the Colonel even told me he was Baron Penfold.

-Yes, we did.

-All right, no need for you to join in.

No time for wallowing, Danger Mouse.

We need a plan.

All I can think of is how much I've let Penfold down!

If we get out of this, I will never forget that he can't catch

-and swells up when he eats melon again.

-BOTH:

-Mango!

Really?

Come on. We've got worlds to save.

Actually, I've got an idea.

Ha! Your so-called friends didn't even notice you were gone.

You know what? Danger Mouse may ignore me,

he may not know what I like,

he may forget important things about me...

Sorry, where was I going with this?

No-one will forget THIS Penfold!

Not when I suck a whole planet through this doorway

and become the first Baron to rule two worlds!

Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

Victory is mine!

Penfold. I need your help.

You're too late, Danger Mouse!

Not too late to challenge you to a battle.

-Winner takes all?

-I've already won.

Why would I risk everything?

Mmm, you're right.

It does sound dangerous.

I love danger!

All right, I accept.

Oops. Sorry, Baron.

Ha!

Will you stop doing that?

Hold on - this isn't my tie.

They weren't your trousers or jacket, either.

PENFOLD GIGGLES

What madness is this?

You see, Baron, Danger Mouse knows I love melon

and mango makes me swell up.

And we're opposites.

So you love mango, but you can't touch melon.

I do love mango.

My clothes are made from recycled mango.

Oh...

And Penfold's are made from melon.

Aargh!

Fire lasers. Destroy him!

Eek! Let's be off.

See you in the next portals-to-another-universe episode.

Not so fast, Sinister Mouse!

Chief! You remembered!

Penfold, I'll never forget anything about you ever again.

Ah, yes,

the moon's back where it should be and everything is normal again.

It certainly is, Penfold.

And as a special apology,

I'll make you one of these mango smoothies every day.

PENFOLD CHOKES

You mean, MELON smoothies?

What did I say?

Chief!

And so, as Danger Mouse swells with pride at a job well done,

Penfold swells with an extreme reaction to mango.

But is this last we've heard of the Twystyverse?

What of its other great villains, like Sinister Moth?

For the honour of the Twystyverse, I shall destroy this planet.

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Oh, darkness!

Oh, I love darkness!

# He's the greatest He's fantastic

# Wherever there is danger

# He'll be there

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse! #