Send in the Clones Danger Mouse

CHIEF!

# He's the greatest

# He's fantastic

# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

-# He's the ace

-The ace

-# He's amazing

-Amazing

# He's the strongest He's the quickest

# He's the best

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse! #

Deepest space, and our heroes speed towards the Space Louvre,

the galaxy's greatest floating museum and cafe,

where an intergalactic heist is in progress.

Our heroes head home, having saved the day yet again.

Er, excuse me. I believe I'm the narrator for this show.

Well, you should have got here earlier.

You missed all the action.

That's odd.

No time to worry about multiple narrators.

-Says you!

-Don't you hear those desperate cries for help?

Cries? They sound more like cheers.

Have no fear, space friends.

Danger Mouse is here.

Again? Ugh. Very well.

We Space Frenchmen are always up for a celebration.

For capturing the art thieves and returning our treasures,

I award you another Space Legion of Space Honour Award.

-Ahem.

-Oh, sorry,

we've only got the one left.

-You'll have to share.

-Ooh.

I really don't remember stopping any art thieves.

We obviously saved the day and somehow forgot.

-We are very busy.

-Maybe our narrator can explain.

You can forget that. I think they're trying to replace me,

-so I'm on strike.

-I've got a theory.

Will you get out?

Here's what's coming up on Jimmy Camel,

the show that never gives you the hump.

Fire the writers!

OK. Danger Mouse and Penfold, true heroes.

That does look like us.

Could we be going mad?

Mm. Oh, well, it's probably just one of those time travel episodes

where we find out later it was us all along.

But what if it isn't?

You know your head swells up when you get flattered.

If you start taking credit for things you haven't done,

there's no telling how big it will get.

-Luckily, my head looks great at any size.

-Hm.

Financial services.

Variable annuity.

Asset allocation.

Nobody knows what these mean,

and you don't have to either when you trust your money to Midas Seven,

the planet that's been controlling the galaxy's finances since 2008.

Hey, tired of always spilling your soup?

Sick of expensive spoon prices?

Now soup can go directly from the pot to your mouth.

Soup Funnel! Soup Funnel.

Soup can be dangerous.

I'm Danger Mouse and I love Soup Funnel.

Take it from a hero!

Buy Soup Funnel. Or are you a coward?

Soup Funnel may contain soup.

Hm, there's something suspicious about that company.

Soup Funnel is a subsidiary of the Suspicious Industries Company.

I don't remember giving you permission

to be in a commercial, DM.

That's lucky, sir, because I don't remember filming one.

It's against Secret Service policy to endorse anything

that isn't an official Secret Service product.

New Secret Service Home CCTV.

Spy on friends and family, just like your government does.

Hm. I don't think that's me, sir.

A phoney Danger Mouse?

Well, we can't have random people running about doing good deeds.

No, we can't. And I don't need their help.

-I work alone.

-Ahem.

I mean, WE work alone.

Come on, Penfold. Next time they commit a rescue, we'll be waiting.

Good grief. Shush.

Don't mind us, mate.

Carrots!

BELL RINGS

Sends rewards to this here address.

Now, we off to save someone else's...

..carrots!

-Erm, Chief.

-We'll grab them and unmask them.

There's only one hero around here.

-Um.

-Sorry, one and a half.

THEY LAUGH

They all falls for it, good grief.

Criminals and heroes working together, ha.

Easy money.

Carrots!

Let's find out who they really are.

THEY LAUGH

Ah! We've murdered them!

They fell to pieces.

Like a shoddy toy.

Who would dare to make knock-offs of us?

BEEPING

Team report to base.

Reporting, us come now.

Good grief.

Now, how do we find their base?

Oh, we could call their customer helpline.

Now we'll find out who's really behind this.

You perform well, clones.

Maybe I'll double your salary.

Yeah, what's two times nothing? HE LAUGHS

-Quark!

-A clone army of criminals and heroes

working together to make money.

The greatest, most original corporate enterprise in history.

Now to manufacture more clones, for Phase Two of my business plan.

MACHINE WHIRS

Hm, this is really more of an evil plan than a business plan.

Well, you say tomato, I say shut your face.

We're here to save the dawn.

You mean save the day.

Good grief!

These clones are an insult to my character.

I'm not having this.

Chief, don't give us away.

Hey, you! You seem perfect.

Yeah, too perfect.

I don't know, his head's a bit big.

A high-quality product in one of my factories?

You must be the real Danger Mouse.

Seize his assets!

Eek.

Crumbs! Thumbs, indeed.

HE LAUGHS

I'm going to be the richest guy with a head and a stomach

in the entire galaxy.

And it's all thanks to you, Danger Dumb-Dumb.

HE LAUGHS

Ow!

HE WHISTLES

Thanks to your DNA,

my takeover bid for all the money in the universe is almost complete.

Mm. Looks like the quality of our clones is dropping.

We need some fresh DNA.

If only we had two whole bodies' worth of it!

Crumbs!

In the meantime, I'm about to make the biggest score of my career.

HE LAUGHS

Rat-a-tat-tat.

To Midas Seven and the deal of the millennia!

Crumbs!

It looks grim for our heroes,

as cheap copies of Danger Mouse destroy his good name for ever

in the pursuit of easy money.

How come Midas Seven is so rich?

Are they made of money?

Actually, yes.

Grief, them crooks was going robs you of your hard-earned wealth.

Actually, we're born rich.

Instead of ageing, we accumulate interest.

THEY LAUGH

We'd like to say, "thank you", with this small token.

Thank you.

He's called Nigel.

OK. In an effort to stop this ever happening again,

I offer you my amazing patented planetary protection system -

Space Net!

A net?

He's going to steal the entire planet!

That planet contains 99% of all the money in the universe.

We have to stop him!

Chief!

Oh, yes, sorry, Penfold. I was just waiting to build a bit of tension.

No!

Ahem, that's exactly what I was aiming for.

Well, I still don't see how we are going to fight all those clones.

There's only two of us!

Then we'll just have to make some more.

So, all you got to do to purchase Space Net,

which is perfectly safe and will not steal all the money in the universe,

is sign this genuine contract.

No! It's a trap!

Yeah, whatever. I'll launch a hostile takeover.

Carrots!

Two can play at that game.

Fight.

-ALL:

-Aaaaah!

Oh, I do like seeing poor folk destroy each other.

Thank goodness for shoddy workmanship.

Hang on!

Eek.

Hm...

There's no way I can win!

We're both the greatest agent in the world,

but you're much bigger and stronger.

I mean, look at you.

What a handsome hero.

I might as well give up now.

And you're not just the greatest hero, are you?

You're the greatest villain, too.

Honestly, you're so incredible, it's a wonder your head doesn't explode.

BOOM!

CHEERING

Hey, nothing I did was illegal.

It's all standard business practice.

You can't touch us for it.

But I can!

Meet my Midas Seven counterpart, Danger Cash.

He's the greatest secret financial watchdog in the universe.

Activate Danger Tax Calculator!

Uh-oh. Run for it!

I'm a registered charity!

Hee-hee!

And so the universe sighs with relief as we've had it confirmed

that there's definitely only one narrator in Danger Mouse!

Oh, and some other stuff happened, too.

Carrots!

# He's the greatest

# He's fantastic

# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse

# Danger Mouse! #