Half the World Is Not Enough Danger Mouse
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CHIEF! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:06 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace The Ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
# He's amazing Amazing | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest He's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
-# Danger Mouse! # -Aargh! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
The North Pole - | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
land of Santa Claus and, today... | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
evil. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
But which of our dastardly villains is at work? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Oh, it's you again. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Watch it! When I rule the world, | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
you'll be narrating commercials for toilet roll! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:53 | |
Frankly, it sounds like a step up. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
DANGER MOUSE HUMMING | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
Hey...! | 0:00:58 | 0:00:59 | |
Chief! Careful! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
Why? What is there to hit up here? | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Ho, ho, h... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Aargh! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:06 | |
Sorry! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Someone's just made the naughty list. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
Chief! Look out! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Phew! That was close. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
-Ooh, heck! -You know the drill, Penfold. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Yes, it's the big thing that's eating the car! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
-The ejector seat drill. -Oh, yeah! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
Engage remote Danger vehicle hailing module. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Let's see what else old Squawk has for... | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
And over here, we have the Danger Rocket, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Danger Biplane and Danger Digger. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
I think you'll find them in fine working order, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
just like at my last annual performance review. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
And over here is my pride and joy. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
The Danger Flying Submarine! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Safely and securely stored until needed. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
ALARM WAILS | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
And so, armed with the Danger Flying Submarine, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
our heroes plunge deep into the bowels of the earth. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
Bowels! | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
Phew, it's getting hot! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
-Core! -Yes, it is a bit warm. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
No, I mean CORE - | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
of the Earth! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
Activate Danger Eject Pod. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
PENFOLD SCREAMS | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Nice try, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
Danger "Louse"! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Your pathetic Danger vehicles are so... | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
pathetic... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
We'll see about that. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
There are plenty more Danger vehicles | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
where those came from! | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
I assure you, this is normally an extremely safe place to work. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
ALARM BLARES | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
SHE SQUAWKS | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
Pathetic Danger vehicles, eh? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Well, let's see how he likes these! | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Ha! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
Don't worry, Danger Horse - | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
the other Danger vehicles may have much better weaponry and armour, | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
but you have integrity and passion! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
Hi, ho, Danger Horse! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Attack! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
What's the matter? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
No more toys to throw out of your pram? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
Ha! How the mighty mouse has fallen. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
You can't defeat me, Mr... | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Aargh! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
Fist bump, Chief! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
Well, maybe just the one. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
Congratulations, Professor. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
You're the first person to get a zero in their annual assessment. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
But I can't help it if Danger Mouse destroys everything! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Not everything. There's still the Danger Pogo Stick. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
ALARMS BLEEPS | 0:04:16 | 0:04:17 | |
Whoops. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
Colonel, I'm creating devices years ahead of everybody else. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
What about the Space Danger Laser? It can cut through anything. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Sorry, Professor. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
You're fired. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
-SHE GASPS -Oh... | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
It seems ridiculous, Penfold, | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
but I feel very strange about this whole Squawkencluck business. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
It could be guilt, Chief? | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Guilt? I don't know the meaning of the word! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Oh, come on, Chief! | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
-We all feel... -No, really, I don't know! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
iPatch, access dictionary. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Hm... "Gilt - to cover in a thin metal coating | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
"or a young female pig." | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
-What are you saying, Penfold? -Why don't you watch some telly? | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
Might take your mind off it. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
Stay tuned for our great new game show - It's All Your Fault. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
At Unlucky Fired Chicken, | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
we only serve flame-grilled poultry | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
who died in bizarre accidents. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Episode three of The Secret Agent... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
With The Guilty Conscience. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:24 | |
Penfold, I've come to a conclusion. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
You're going to apologise! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Apologies won't get the Professor her job back. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
But getting her job back will. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Colonel, I demand that you reinstate the Professor! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
-No. -Well, I'm out of ideas. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
I simply can't justify the expense. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
There hasn't been a peep from the crime world for weeks! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
I'm not buying it. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
Someone must be up to something! | 0:05:46 | 0:05:47 | |
To the Danger Car! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
It's smashed to bits and buried in the North Pole, remember? | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Right, we'll take your car. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
We just have to find an evil plot that we need gadgets for, | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
and the Professor will get her job back. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
DANGER MOUSE SIGHS | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
I shall destroy your civilisation | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
and create a "loo-topia" that lasts a thousand years! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
That concludes my autobiographical performance piece - | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Cistern Habit Four. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
If only terrible acting was a crime. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Let's keep looking. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
Oh, I haven't got time for crime! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
I'm too busy writing an episode of Danger Mouse! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
"Come on, Penfold, if we want to find a crime, | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
"we're going to need to get creative!" | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
"I've got an idea!" | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
says Danger Mouse to Penfold. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Come on, Penfold, if we want to find a crime, we're... | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
What he said. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
The locks on the cells aren't very strong, Penfold. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Yes! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
This one comes right open. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Hello, Barone. Shouldn't you be, you know, off trying to rule the world? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
I need a break. Taking over the world, it can be really tiring. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
What about half the world? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
You could cut it in half or something. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
Hm...I suppose. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
But where would one find a cutting device of that power? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Good point! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:10 | |
Do you mind if we put this Space Danger Laser here, | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
-while we take a nap? -PENFOLD YAWNS | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
SNORING | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Is this some sort of trap? | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Just take the laser and cut the world in half! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Do I have to do everything for you? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Ooh, good! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
SNORING | 0:07:31 | 0:07:32 | |
Penfold, you're only supposed to pretend to be asleep! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
As my mother always said, | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
I'm back! | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
Professor. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:47 | |
I'm not talking to you, Mouse. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
But we need you. There's an emergency. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Don't worry, Penfold. Nothing will come between me | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
and getting my Squawk back. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Crumbs, Chief! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Half the world is mine! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
Penfold, we need the Professor more than ever. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Ah, DM - it seems half the planet is floating away into deep space. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
At least half the planet ISN'T floating away into deep space, sir! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Good point. Well done, everybody. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Keep up the good work. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
Hm... | 0:08:26 | 0:08:27 | |
I don't suppose you know where we might get our hands on | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
-50 metres of knicker elastic? -Erm... | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
I...might. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
I like to wear them baggy! | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
CAR HORN BEEPS | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
ELASTIC STRETCHING | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
Oh, no. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
He wouldn't. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
Professor, your getting sacked might have been my fault. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
I've been feeling like a young female pig about it ever since. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
And I may have put the world in danger to get you your job back. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
You put the world at risk to save my job?! | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
-Thank you! -You're welcome. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
But we need to get you back to the lab so you can make us something | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
to put us into space. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
I don't need the lab. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Bicycle pump. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
Coat hanger. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Toaster. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Hand puppet. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
It's a beauty! | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
What would we do without you? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Give a megalomaniac the means to destroy the earth. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
Yes, I wasn't really expecting you to answer the question. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:09:29 | 0:09:30 | |
Huh? Barone, you've got to see this. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Approaching the Frog's Head Flyer. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
Chief! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
Engaging hairdryer thrusters. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Firing broom cannon in three, two, one. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Ah, well. Can't all work. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
GREENBACK LAUGHS | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
Got him! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Chief! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
We're out of weapons! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
Hardly. The Professor thinks of everything. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-Thanks, Professor! -You're welcome. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Now, let's mend the Earth. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Activate mega magnets! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
There. Good as new. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Danger Mouse...! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Thus ends another thrilling episode of Danger Mouse, | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
but really starring Count Duckula, who should get his own spin-off... | 0:10:49 | 0:10:54 | |
Wait a second. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Who wrote this? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
Just read the script, buddy! | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:07 | 0:11:08 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:12 | 0:11:17 |