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Chief!

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# He's the greatest He's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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# He's the ace The ace

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# He's amazing Amazing

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# He's the strongest He's the quickest

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# He's the best

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# Danger Mouse Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse. #

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The worst six-letter word in the English language.

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The day when even super villains find it hard to get out of bed.

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And a day that arch-villain the Princess...

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Wah! I don't like Mondays!

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..always starts with a full-scale meltdown.

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It should be called Stupid Everyone Working and No-one To Play With Day.

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I won't wait another five days until Saturday again.

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I won't. I won't. I won't!

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-HELICOPTER WHIRS

-Oh!

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Daddy!

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"Cheer up, Princess.

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"Here's a little something I dug up from one of my diamond mines.

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"Lots of love, your rich, powerful and slightly scary daddy."

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Oh.

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-Open it! Open it! Open it!

-Don't tell me what to do!

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-SHE GASPS

-Ooh! Wow!

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Meanwhile, at Danger HQ, the world's premier evil-fighting organisation

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leaps enthusiastically into another working week.

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-ALARM BLARES

-Alarm! Chief! Alarm! Chief?

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Chief?

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We've got an emergency!

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Where's he got to?

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Yah!

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-Chief?

-That's right, Penfold.

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I've spent the weekend perfecting my bath disguise.

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You never switch off, do you?

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Weekends are for wimps.

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-What did you do?

-Me? Oh, you know.

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Exploring, fighting, triumphing.

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-Penfold?

-Well, exploring jigsaws, fighting jigsaws,

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triumphing over jigsaws.

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Hoo-ah! Haa! Hoo-hah!

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Ah, there's no better way to start the week than a good, old-fashioned,

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worldwide emergency.

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Ah. There you are, DM.

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-Nice weekend?

-Could have used more danger, to be honest.

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That's enough chitchat. We've got an emergency.

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CARS BEEPING Hang on. Use the bus lane!

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Sorry. Where was I?

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-The Princess!

-Hello, the world.

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Oh, hands up everyone who wishes it was still Saturday?

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Ah, lazy villains.

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Penfold, honestly.

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Well, look what my Daddy gave me. Ha-ha!

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An original ancient mystical calendar.

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The one that created the seven-day week and binds it together.

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Or something like that, I didn't really read the boring instructions.

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So I was thinking, how about I make a weekend that

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never ends?!

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Ha-ha!

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So now it's playtime

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all the time! Ha-ha!

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Crikey!

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Professor, a powerful and ancient calendar-changing monolith has

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fallen into the hands of a super villain.

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Hmm?

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You're not going to make me say all that again?

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Relax, it's the weekend.

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Does he have security clearance?

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He is called Oden from our Swedish bureau.

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This is serious.

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The Princess has stolen all of the weekdays. She has to be stopped.

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You're amazing!

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Thank you, Penfold. Penfold?!

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CARS BEEP

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Argh!

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Hello. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi.

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Why are you still going to work? It's Saturday!

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Let's have some fun.

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Yes, forget about that Sunday night, back-to-school feeling.

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I said, have fun!

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Because now it's the weekend for ever.

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No more school! No more work!

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In fact, why am I even here?

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Laters!

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-Good grief.

-Playtime.

-Ouch! Ah!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha! I heart the weekend.

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VROOM

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Agh!

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Ha-ha!

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Damn it, she's got away.

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Chillax, DM, everyone needs a day off.

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Come on, Oden knows this amazing Swedish tapas place that hardly ever

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gives you food poisoning.

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The herrings are on me.

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Colonel, super villains never rest.

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Oh, well, actually DM...

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Greenback's enjoying some R and R,

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Brunel has given up trying to invent a real lava lamp

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and the Rocket Sloth has put his feet up.

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He's always got his feet up, he's a sloth!

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Nevertheless, DM, it seems the Princess has done the world

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a favour.

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So take the extremely long weekend off, and that's an order!

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He's right. Why are we the only ones working on a Saturday?

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Ah, perhaps I do need to learn how to chillax.

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Good grief, I actually said it.

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But maybe everyone else in the world is right

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and I'm the one who's wrong.

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ENGINE ZOOMS

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-Ha! As if!

-VROOM

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-Why aren't you flying the plane?

-It's the weekend.

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Thank you for flying DangerAir.

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Hmm. It looks like it's going to be a busy day.

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99, 100.

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Ready or not, here I come.

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Am I warm?

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-Hoo! Oh.

-Hmm?

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Hoo! Oh.

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Thanks, Danger Mouse.

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Hang on,

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that was the wrong tooth.

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I've heard of long to-do lists, but this is ridiculous!

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It's also the first weekend I've actually enjoyed for ages.

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Good news, Chief.

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You've located the Princess' hideout so we can reclaim the calendar and

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stop this madness?

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No, but I have finished my jigsaw.

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Oh, for goodness' sake, Penfold.

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You were right, DM, this is serious!

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You do know you are on a pogo stick, sir?

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Yes, I don't know how to get off the thing.

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Professor, have you located the Princess?

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I have.

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-BOTH: Agh!

-Get over it, Danger Mouse.

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I can't take it off for another nine hours.

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Well, Penfold, what say you and I get back to work?

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Good idea, Chief.

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Shouldn't you change first?

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Mayday, Mayday! S-O-ruddy-S!

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-Stay behind me, Penfold. The fur's about to fly.

-Crabs!

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-Please, Danger Mouse, help us out, mate.

-Huh?

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The Princess, she won't listen to us. She's gone crazy.

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You've only just noticed?

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Oi! There's no need to be mean.

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We can't play no more, we're too tired.

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Please, make the weekend stop.

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Make it stop, mate!

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Make it stop!

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There, there, Mr Snuggles.

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Penfold, shall we?

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No, I won't. You can't make me.

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You're not my Dad!

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We haven't even said anything yet.

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Now, listen, Princess,

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nobody likes Mondays, but they have just as much right to exist as any

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other day.

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Hands off my calendar.

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Oh.

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Something tells me this is bad.

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Is it the music?

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It's the end of days, literally.

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With the calendar in pieces,

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there's now no days of the week to hold together the space time

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continuum.

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It's a thing, look it up, and the entire planet is going to

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tear itself apart.

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Was it me? I didn't touch it.

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Princess, shush. Now, we've got to put it back together.

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-Hmm?

-Ha-ha!

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It's like a giant jigsaw.

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Quick. Bonding blaster.

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I'll get the pieces, you stick them together.

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Now. First rule of jigsaw, always do the outside first.

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Hurry, Penfold.

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You can't hurry jigsaws, Chief, that's kind of the point.

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You know, I'm starting to see how relaxing with a jigsaw can be fun.

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Are they always like this?

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There's a piece missing.

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-Typical!

-Look, it's there!

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-Behind you!

-Over there. There.

-No, turn around, it's there.

-Behind you.

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Where? I can't see it.

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Yippee!

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BOTH: Argh!

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And that's why little girls shouldn't mess around with

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mystical, ancient calendars.

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Oh, whatever!

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Never mind, Chief.

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I'm sure everyone else will be grateful.

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Yes, thanks to Danger Mouse,

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Monday morning is back for good and a thankful nation tells him just how

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they feel about it...

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HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

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Monday again, Chief.

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-Back to work.

-You seem surprisingly happy about that, Penfold.

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-Oh, I don't mind, it's Saturday tomorrow.

-Is it?

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Monday, Saturday, Tuesday, Friday, Sunday, Thursday, Wednesday.

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Looks all right to me.

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Yes, join us again next Tuesday...

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Oh, no, Wednesday.

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Well, hang on. It would be Fri...

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Join us next time for another thrilling episode of Danger Mouse.

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger He'll be there

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# Danger Mouse Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse. #

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