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Chief! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# He's the greatest He's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
# He's the ace The ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:15 | |
# He's amazing Amazing | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest He's the quickest | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
# He's the best | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:26 | |
# Danger Mouse. # | 0:00:26 | 0:00:32 | |
The worst six-letter word in the English language. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
The day when even super villains find it hard to get out of bed. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:48 | |
And a day that arch-villain the Princess... | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Wah! I don't like Mondays! | 0:00:50 | 0:00:54 | |
..always starts with a full-scale meltdown. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
It should be called Stupid Everyone Working and No-one To Play With Day. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
I won't wait another five days until Saturday again. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
I won't. I won't. I won't! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
-HELICOPTER WHIRS -Oh! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
Daddy! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
"Cheer up, Princess. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
"Here's a little something I dug up from one of my diamond mines. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
"Lots of love, your rich, powerful and slightly scary daddy." | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
Oh. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
-Open it! Open it! Open it! -Don't tell me what to do! | 0:01:35 | 0:01:40 | |
-SHE GASPS -Ooh! Wow! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
Meanwhile, at Danger HQ, the world's premier evil-fighting organisation | 0:01:49 | 0:01:54 | |
leaps enthusiastically into another working week. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
-ALARM BLARES -Alarm! Chief! Alarm! Chief? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Chief? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
We've got an emergency! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:12 | |
Where's he got to? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Yah! | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
-Chief? -That's right, Penfold. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:23 | |
I've spent the weekend perfecting my bath disguise. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
You never switch off, do you? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Weekends are for wimps. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
-What did you do? -Me? Oh, you know. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Exploring, fighting, triumphing. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-Penfold? -Well, exploring jigsaws, fighting jigsaws, | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
triumphing over jigsaws. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
Hoo-ah! Haa! Hoo-hah! | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
Ah, there's no better way to start the week than a good, old-fashioned, | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
worldwide emergency. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
Ah. There you are, DM. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
-Nice weekend? -Could have used more danger, to be honest. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
That's enough chitchat. We've got an emergency. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
CARS BEEPING Hang on. Use the bus lane! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Sorry. Where was I? | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
-The Princess! -Hello, the world. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Oh, hands up everyone who wishes it was still Saturday? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Ah, lazy villains. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Penfold, honestly. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Well, look what my Daddy gave me. Ha-ha! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
An original ancient mystical calendar. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:17 | |
The one that created the seven-day week and binds it together. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:23 | |
Or something like that, I didn't really read the boring instructions. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
So I was thinking, how about I make a weekend that | 0:03:26 | 0:03:31 | |
never ends?! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
So now it's playtime | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
all the time! Ha-ha! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:48 | |
Crikey! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Professor, a powerful and ancient calendar-changing monolith has | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
fallen into the hands of a super villain. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
Hmm? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
You're not going to make me say all that again? | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Relax, it's the weekend. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Does he have security clearance? | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
He is called Oden from our Swedish bureau. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
This is serious. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
The Princess has stolen all of the weekdays. She has to be stopped. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
You're amazing! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Thank you, Penfold. Penfold?! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
CARS BEEP | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Argh! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Hello. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hi. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
Why are you still going to work? It's Saturday! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Let's have some fun. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Yes, forget about that Sunday night, back-to-school feeling. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
I said, have fun! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Because now it's the weekend for ever. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
No more school! No more work! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
In fact, why am I even here? | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Laters! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
-Good grief. -Playtime. -Ouch! Ah! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! I heart the weekend. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
VROOM | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
Agh! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Damn it, she's got away. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:07 | |
Chillax, DM, everyone needs a day off. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
Come on, Oden knows this amazing Swedish tapas place that hardly ever | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
gives you food poisoning. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
The herrings are on me. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Colonel, super villains never rest. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Oh, well, actually DM... | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
Greenback's enjoying some R and R, | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Brunel has given up trying to invent a real lava lamp | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
and the Rocket Sloth has put his feet up. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
He's always got his feet up, he's a sloth! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Nevertheless, DM, it seems the Princess has done the world | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
a favour. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
So take the extremely long weekend off, and that's an order! | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
He's right. Why are we the only ones working on a Saturday? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:49 | |
Ah, perhaps I do need to learn how to chillax. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
Good grief, I actually said it. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:54 | |
But maybe everyone else in the world is right | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
and I'm the one who's wrong. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
ENGINE ZOOMS | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
-Ha! As if! -VROOM | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
-Why aren't you flying the plane? -It's the weekend. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
Thank you for flying DangerAir. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
Hmm. It looks like it's going to be a busy day. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
99, 100. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Ready or not, here I come. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Am I warm? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
-Hoo! Oh. -Hmm? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Hoo! Oh. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:44 | |
Thanks, Danger Mouse. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
Hang on, | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
that was the wrong tooth. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
I've heard of long to-do lists, but this is ridiculous! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
It's also the first weekend I've actually enjoyed for ages. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Good news, Chief. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
You've located the Princess' hideout so we can reclaim the calendar and | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
stop this madness? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
No, but I have finished my jigsaw. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
Oh, for goodness' sake, Penfold. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
You were right, DM, this is serious! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:15 | |
You do know you are on a pogo stick, sir? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Yes, I don't know how to get off the thing. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Professor, have you located the Princess? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
I have. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
-BOTH: Agh! -Get over it, Danger Mouse. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
I can't take it off for another nine hours. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Well, Penfold, what say you and I get back to work? | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Good idea, Chief. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Shouldn't you change first? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:34 | |
Mayday, Mayday! S-O-ruddy-S! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
-Stay behind me, Penfold. The fur's about to fly. -Crabs! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-Please, Danger Mouse, help us out, mate. -Huh? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
The Princess, she won't listen to us. She's gone crazy. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
You've only just noticed? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Oi! There's no need to be mean. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
We can't play no more, we're too tired. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Please, make the weekend stop. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
Make it stop, mate! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
Make it stop! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
There, there, Mr Snuggles. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Penfold, shall we? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
No, I won't. You can't make me. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
You're not my Dad! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
We haven't even said anything yet. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Now, listen, Princess, | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
nobody likes Mondays, but they have just as much right to exist as any | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
other day. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Hands off my calendar. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
Oh. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
Something tells me this is bad. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Is it the music? | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
It's the end of days, literally. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
With the calendar in pieces, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
there's now no days of the week to hold together the space time | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
continuum. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
It's a thing, look it up, and the entire planet is going to | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
tear itself apart. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Was it me? I didn't touch it. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Princess, shush. Now, we've got to put it back together. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
-Hmm? -Ha-ha! | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
It's like a giant jigsaw. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Quick. Bonding blaster. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
I'll get the pieces, you stick them together. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Now. First rule of jigsaw, always do the outside first. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:26 | |
Hurry, Penfold. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
You can't hurry jigsaws, Chief, that's kind of the point. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
You know, I'm starting to see how relaxing with a jigsaw can be fun. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Are they always like this? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
There's a piece missing. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
-Typical! -Look, it's there! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
-Behind you! -Over there. There. -No, turn around, it's there. -Behind you. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
Where? I can't see it. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Yippee! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
BOTH: Argh! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
And that's why little girls shouldn't mess around with | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
mystical, ancient calendars. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Oh, whatever! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Never mind, Chief. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
I'm sure everyone else will be grateful. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Yes, thanks to Danger Mouse, | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Monday morning is back for good and a thankful nation tells him just how | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
they feel about it... | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Monday again, Chief. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
-Back to work. -You seem surprisingly happy about that, Penfold. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
-Oh, I don't mind, it's Saturday tomorrow. -Is it? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
Monday, Saturday, Tuesday, Friday, Sunday, Thursday, Wednesday. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
Looks all right to me. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
Yes, join us again next Tuesday... | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Oh, no, Wednesday. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Well, hang on. It would be Fri... | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Join us next time for another thrilling episode of Danger Mouse. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:53 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
# Wherever there is danger He'll be there | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
# Danger Mouse Danger Mouse | 0:11:01 | 0:11:07 | |
# Danger Mouse. # | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 |