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Chief!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger, he'll be there

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-# He's the ace

-The ace

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-# He's amazing

-Amazing

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# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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BOOM!

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London - the world's greatest rainforest. Its rich, leafy cano...

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Hang on. This isn't London. Where are we?

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What's going on?

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Day 21. They're still watching me.

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Oi! Who's that?

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I do the voiceovers!

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Ever since I woke up here, I've felt their eyes on me,

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watching as we face terrible challenges.

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Unbelievable. I'm calling my agent.

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Overblown hamster. DOOR SLAMS

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Everyone else has disappeared, and now there are only two of us left.

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Here we are, the final test.

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I think it's this way.

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Good luck.

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PENFOLD GASPS

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GORILLAS ROAR

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THEY SCREAM

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Oh, my gosh!

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Huh?

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PARTY MUSIC PLAYS

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Wahey! Give it up for Penfold!

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This year's winner of Help, I'm A Hamster In The Jungle.

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I can't believe you got kissed by Scarlett Johamster.

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You're in all the magazines!

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They're even giving away free Penfold glasses!

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So...Scarlett's famous?

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All the contestants are famous, Penfold,

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but the public voted you the winner.

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Selfie!

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Weren't you worried where I was?

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Why? You rang to say you were doing the show.

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I don't remember that.

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I wish I'd rung myself, then I'd have known what was going on.

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Never mind. Life will get back to normal soon enough.

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Penfold, I think your fans may have found out where you live.

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CROWD YELLS

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-Penfold?

-I'm hiding!

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I think you can handle a few admirers and a bit of fan mail.

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Morning, DM.

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What are you doing in Penfold's fan mail, Colonel?

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Had to post myself, DM. The only way to get past those fan chappies.

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It's all this Penfold business.

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Colonel! You remembered my name!

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What? Who are you?

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I'm Penfold!

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Ah. Well, I need you to sign here.

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You want my autograph, Colonel?

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Certainly not. It's a department circular.

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But can you put, "To my best friend, lots of love", etc,

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just in case I decide to sell it on the internet.

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Excellent.

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Now then, I need both of you in the West End,

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this mission is top priority.

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CROWD CHEERS

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Welcome to the Penfold Awards.

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Crumbs!

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Drivers around the back, mate, OK?

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"Driver," he said. Penfold's driver!

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Easy mistake to make.

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Honestly, the world's going mad. I mean, look at this.

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It's the Fashion Stream Live's top tip for the season.

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The Penfold blazer and glasses.

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I mean, honestly, who'd think that outfit was fashionable?

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So, why do you think it's so successful?

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I guess I'm just the best and everyone wants to be like me.

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That doesn't sound like Penfold. And how can he be there?

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I've just dropped him off at the awards.

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-There's something happening here.

-Yes. Jealousy.

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I'm not jealous.

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But I am going to find out what's going on.

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And I always make sure to wear another blazer under my blazer.

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Destroy Danger Mouse!

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That way I have a spare.

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Destroy Danger Mouse.

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Destroy Danger Mouse!

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And so the world's greatest secret agent courageously sneaks

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into his best friend's room and rummages through his stuff(!)

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I'm looking for clues.

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Bravely poking his nose into all Penfold's private business,

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and heroically rifling through his loyal sidekick's diary(!)

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Ugh. Maybe I am jealous.

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Professor, I've behaved terribly.

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Destroy Danger Mouse.

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Well, I wasn't that bad!

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Destroy Danger Mouse. Destroy Danger Mouse.

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Destroy Danger Mouse.

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Destroy Danger Mouse!

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BOOM!

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Aaaargh!

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-ALL:

-Destroy Danger Mouse! Destroy Danger Mouse!

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This is so unexpected, but I really must thank Danger Mouse.

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Destroy Danger Mouse!

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Someone's using mind-controlling Penfold glasses

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to turn everyone into mindless slaves!

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-We've got to run!

-SPLAT!

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But I'm still up for Best Supporting Penfold

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In A Boring Foreign TV Programme.

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Erk!

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I should've known I wouldn't become famous without it being part

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of some evil plot.

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I thought you didn't care about fame.

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I didn't, then I got the awards and a book deal,

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and free nuts on aeroplanes!

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I think everyone gets those.

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-PENFOLD SIGHS

-You know, Penfold,

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you don't need to be the pawn in an evil plot to be famous.

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You can do it my way - by solving this case. Here, take the wheel.

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Let's pay a visit to the TV company behind that jungle show.

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Ooh 'eck!

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-Are you sure, Chief?

-Of course.

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From now on, you are 100% in charge.

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I won't say a word.

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A little more gas, Penfold.

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That's the TV company headquarters, and look!

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A hypnotic glasses field generator!

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Take her in.

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Watch out! Remote control!

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They've paused us.

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Firing missiles!

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BOOM!

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Ugh! Too much brightness!

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CRASH!

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I don't think I'll ever become famous as a secret agent.

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Don't worry, Penfold.

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It's just notoriously hard to break into television.

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Unless you know someone who works there already.

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-But we DO know someone who works there!

-Of course! You're right!

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Come on!

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And so, turning out the lights for some reason, Danger Mouse...

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DOOR OPENS

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Hang on, what are you doing in here?!

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-Just taking a short cut through your sound booth.

-Ooooh, biscuits!

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Hands off my elevenses! DOOR CREAKS OPEN

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HORN HONKS Don't touch my sound effects!

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DOG BARKS CAT MEOWS

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Ugh! I don't get paid enough for this!

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-DANGER MOUSE AND PENFOLD:

-You get paid?!

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He's much hairier than I imagined.

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Focus, Penfold, it's time for you to confront whoever's behind this.

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Who do you think it might be?

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Somebody with a lot to gain by everyone in the world

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doing what YOU say.

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That's ME, isn't it?

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You or...

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..Baron Silas von Penfold from the Twystyverse!

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PENFOLD GASPS

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As you'll recall, Baron Silas von Penfold is an evil genius

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from our alternative reality, the Twystyverse.

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Yes, Danger Mouse!

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I shall enslave your universe with my mind control glasses,

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then the Twystyverse, then every other universe,

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and then I will rule the world!

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I won't let you get away with it.

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And how will you stop me when you are consigned to television history?

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-Aaaaaargh!

-Aaaaaargh!

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This old breakfast show hasn't been on for years.

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Today the weather will be hot.

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Cold.

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Snow!

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Wind!

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Hot again.

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Lightning!

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Rain!

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-Bowling balls!

-Aaaaargh!

-Aaaaargh!

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Whoa, this is more like it, eh, Chief?

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Welcome to...Dining With Dinosaurs!

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Raaaaarrrgh!

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-Aaaaaargh!

-Aaaaargh!

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The hour is upon us. My portal is open!

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March on and we shall conquer the Twystyverse!

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-Ooh, 'eck!

-Hahahaha!

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-BOOM!

-Huh?

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Hold it right there!

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Argh!

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How dare you?!

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Take your hands off!

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Oh, fiddle!

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You lose, Penfold.

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Did you really think you could become famous without me?

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I put your face on magazines and billboards.

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Even your awards were copies of mine.

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Hee-hee-hee-ha-ha-ha!

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I don't care about awards or fame.

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There's something I've got that you'll never have...

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a friend.

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Ha!

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BOOM!

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Oh! Well, that was odd. And why am I dressed like an accountant?

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No-o-o-o-o--o-o-o-o!

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Aaaaaaargh!

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Penfold!

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Hee-hee-hee-hee!

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Aaaaargh!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

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Cor! Look, Chief. I got an award after all.

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Best Supporting Penfold.

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You'll always be that, Penfold.

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Destroy Danger Mouse. Destroy Danger Mouse.

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Actually, sir, the mind control device, um, got broken.

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Destroy...

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Oh. Did it?

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Um... Awkward.

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Yes, the world has been saved once more from the twisty menace,

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thanks to Penfold and Danger Mouse.

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Oh, hang on, that was meant to be the closing music button. Um...

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CLICKING OF COMPUTER KEYS Maybe it's this one.

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CAT MEOWS

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Ugh, they must have messed with the buttons when they were in here!

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MONKEY SCREECHES Oh, I give up! Someone else play it!

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SOMEONE SCREAMS Honestly, I don't know why I bother.

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DOOR SLAMS SHUT

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BOOM!

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