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Chief! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# He's the greatest, he's fantastic | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Wherever there is danger he'll be there | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-# He's the ace -The ace | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
-# He's amazing -Amazing | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
BOOM! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Queen and country. Pie and mash. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Torrential rain and gale-force winds. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Just a few of the double acts that make Great Britain great. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
But greatest of them all... | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Danger Mouse and Penfold. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
Aaaaaaaaaargh! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
ZAP! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
-Hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! -ZAP! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
Oui, oui! Tres bien! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Aaaaaaargh! | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Honestly, Penfold. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
Remember you're part of the world's number one crime-fighting duo. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
Defeating evil isn't enough. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
We have to look awesome while we're doing it. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Engage cheese cloak. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
Eeeuuuuugh! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
It stinks! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
Yes, but when le Camembert sees this, he won't be able to resist. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
What is zis cheesy dream? I zink I am in love. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
Come here, you cheesy temptress. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Chief! Do something! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
I don't want to end up on toast! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Activating cheese wire. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Sacre bleu cheese! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
-Mmmm. -MUNCH MUNCH | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Well done, us. This calls for... | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Two extra large meat unspecifieds, please, Mike. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
-PURR -Aaaawwww! | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Mike's retired. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
We've got sardines, double sardine and sardine tuna, | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
only we're out of tuna, so it'll have to be sardine. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Lucky I like sardine. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Hmmm. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
There's something fishy here. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:11 | |
Mmmm. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Could be the double sardine. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
No, they're towing our car! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
You can't do that! I paid and displayed! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
MEOW | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Aaaawwww! | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
This is illegal ticketing. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
Officer! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
-PURR PURR -Never mind! | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
-Come on, Penfold. -Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
Emergency, DM! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
My office, pronto. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
I knew it. On our way, Colonel. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
This is a matter of national importance, DM. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
I don't suppose it's got something to do with cats? | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
PURRING | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
What?! No! I need to choose a new blazer! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
I was innocently indulging | 0:02:56 | 0:02:57 | |
in the canteen's three-day "all you can eat" buffet, | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
and the next thing you know, the blazer's shrunk. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
I desperately need your help, DM. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Herringbone or cashmere twill? | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
Excellent. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Many thanks, DM, and... | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Bunfork. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
Dismissed. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
MEOW | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Actually, there was something else. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
This might sound odd, | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
but I think there's something sinister going on with... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-MEOW! -..cats! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
-MEOW -Ah-ha! They're spying on us! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Stand down, DM. Mandy is my new secretary. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
She makes a great cup of tea, types 100 words a minute, | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
and doesn't mind ironing my underpants. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Rrrrrreowrrr. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
I'm terribly sorry, Mandy. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
That's OK, Danger Mouse. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-(Now, stay out of our way.) -THUNDER | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
(The prophecy will be fulfilled. The cute shall inherit the Earth.) | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
Ah-choo! | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
-Heh-heh-heh-heh. -Aaaaawwwww. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Hmmmm. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
I expected a bit more support, that's all. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
I'm sorry, Chief, I just don't like herringbone. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
I meant about the cats! | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
I told you what she said to me. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:14 | |
Yeah, but she said it with such a lovely look on her face. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
There's Mandy. Let's follow her and find out what's going on. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Aaaawwwww. Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
MANDY GASPS | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Our cover's blown! After her! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Help! Help! They're chasing me! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
No time for autographs, we're in hot pursuit. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
We don't want autographs, mate. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:47 | |
We want you to stop picking on that sweet, innocent cat. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
I don't pick on, I pursue, impressively. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
I'm Danger Mouse. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Yeah, I know who you are, mate. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
I'm in the show every other week. Now back off! | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
-Boo! -Boo! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
You can't boo me. I'm the hero, she's the villain! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Ow! He poked me in the eye! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Leave her alone, you big bully! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
I...I didn't touch her! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
She's faking it! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Hang on, where did she go? | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
There she... | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
Come on. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
Catacombs. I should have guessed. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
MEOW! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
PUNCH! THWACK! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
Feline brothers and sisters, the time of the prophecy is at hand. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:38 | |
Pussowksi, ominous music, please. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
DISSONANT CHORDS | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
Ha! Brilliant! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
For thousands of years we have slept in the shadows, | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
and occasionally in the wash-basket, but our time is at hand. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:54 | |
At 3:32 on Tuesday 12th in the 73rd Year Of The Tabby, | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
the cute shall inherit the Earth! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
It's not a very catchy deadline, is it? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
That's in 100 minutes. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
Ooh, a ticking clock! That's a nice bit of tension. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-Right, Penfold, let's start knocking some heads together. -But Chief, | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
they're just a bunch of cute cats in dressing gowns. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Behold our army! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
Hahaha! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
Priceless! | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Penfold, there's an army of cats ready to take over the world! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Although they may need a few more soldiers than that. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Hang on. Switch isn't working. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Yes, that might do it. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
-CATS HISS AND GROWL -Uh-oh. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
Penfold, run! We've got to get out and warn everyone! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Would it really be so bad if they took over? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
I mean, look at their little sweet faces. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Don't look at them, Penfold! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
CATS GROWL | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
I called the car by remote, it'll be waiting by the exit. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
-I'll catch you up. -Crumbs! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Activate Danger Distraction. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
That ought to slow them down. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
CATS COO AND GIGGLE | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Penfold? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
The prophecy will be fulfilled, and there's nothing you can do. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Penfold! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Try to look past the cuteness! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
It's so hard to choose. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
On the one hand, you and I have been best friends for years, | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
saving each other's lives countless times. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
On the other hand, she just coughed up a furball and it was hilarious. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
Sorry, Chief. No contest. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
The cute shall inherit the Earth! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Ah, DM. Just wanted to let you know that we've replaced you with a cat. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
I'm sure you don't mind. They do look cute, don't they? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
But Colonel...! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-meeeeooooow! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
I've changed my mind! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Too late. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Ah! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Meow? | 0:07:59 | 0:08:00 | |
Who-o-o-o-o-o-oa! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
Chieeeeeeeeeeef! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Activate Danger Bouncy Castle! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Chief! I'm...sorry. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Don't worry, Penfold. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
Their cuteness is irresistible. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
You know, I've come to a conclusion about all this. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Don't let looks deceive you. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
No, although, good point. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
No, if cuteness is irresistible, | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
then we need something cuter than those cats, | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
and I know just the thing. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
What is this place? | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
It's a top secret training centre for the Danger Agents of the future. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:38 | |
May I present the Danger Babies. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Danger Foal, Danger Puppy, Danger Piglet, Danger Ellie, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
and...aawww, Danger Chick. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
They are the cutest things I have ever seen! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Exactly. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:54 | |
-Are we nearly there yet? -No. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-Are we nearly there yet? -No. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
I need a wee-wee. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Not in the car! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
TRICKLING | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Ha-ha, you're too late! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
The time of the prophecy is at hand. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Nothing can defeat our cuteness. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
We'll see about that. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
SHE HISSES | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Attack! | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
Remember your training, baby agents. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
We mostly do colouring in. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
-Aaaawww! -Aaaaaww! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
Hee-hee-hee! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
-Aaaaawww! -Aaaaawww! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
No! No, attack! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Remember the prophecy! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
The cute shall inherit the Earth! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
The prophecy was right. It just wasn't about you. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
SHE HISSES | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Get out of the way, Dumbo! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Argh! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:12 | |
-Aaaaaww! -Aaaawww! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
They're so sweet. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
You know something, Penfold - looks really can be deceiving. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
It's what's inside that really counts. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Here, what are you doing? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
-Posing for my close-up. -PENFOLD SIGHS | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Come on, then. Let's get you all home to bed. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
I needed a wee-wee. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Right. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
-What do you mean, "needed"? -THE DANGER BABIES LAUGH | 0:10:32 | 0:10:35 | |
And so Danger Mouse, Penfold and the Danger Babies | 0:10:35 | 0:10:39 | |
have saved the world and... | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Actually, I wonder if they've got anyone to do the narrator | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
in the Danger Babies' spin-off yet? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
I am available, and I would bring my own biscuits. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
# He's the greatest, | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
# He's fantastic | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
# Wherever there is danger | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
# He'll be there | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
# Danger Mouse | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
# Danger Mouse! # | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
BOOM! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 |