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Chief!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger, he'll be there

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-# He's the ace

-The ace

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-# He's amazing

-Amazing

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# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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BOOM!

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Excitement, peril, life on the wild side, a catastrophically good time!

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Erm...I suppose even the world's greatest secret agent needs

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a day off from, er, excitement.

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Ha!

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Yes!

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Aaaargh! Eek! Aaaargh!

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-Hey!

-Oi!

-What?!

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Well, at least it's more exciting than the game.

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Intrigue, DM.

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A little birdie tells me that Quark's gone legit.

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He seems to be managing the boy band sensation, All 4 It.

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-PENFOLD GASPS

-All 4 It?! They're the best!

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I carry their poster everywhere!

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I also have a T-shirt, a false six-pack, an alternative face,

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and a branded wheelbarrow!

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DANGER MOUSE SIGHS

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Personally, I think boy bands are overrated.

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The little birdie also says Quark's been buying up an absurd

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number of amplifiers.

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Why does he need them?

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To amplify the band's terribleness?

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I want you to get to the bottom of Quark's plot, DM.

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I'm not investigating a boy band!

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I realise that was a strong reaction.

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It wouldn't have anything to do with this audition tape that I've

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just dug up, hmm?

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Next.

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I'd like to perform a song that I wrote myself. Ahem.

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# I'm the greatest

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# I'm fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger, I'll be there #

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Next!

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But, Chief, you're a great dancer.

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I wanted it too badly, Penfold.

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I got nervous.

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Mind you, you've always been a dreadful singer,

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but you can't be good at everything. It's impossible.

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You're speaking to a master of the impossible.

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I'd make a great member of a boy band.

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Glad to hear it, DM, because we want you to go undercover and

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audition to be in Quark's boy band.

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So there'll be five members of All 4 It?

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I'm not happy, Colonel, but I'll do it.

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Name.

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Um...Manger Douse.

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(Quick thinking, Chief.)

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And I...

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We don't care who you are.

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I like your look. It's...dangerous.

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Danger is my middle name.

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Manger Danger Douse?

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OK. Give it your best shot, kid.

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I got faith in you.

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Shut up and sing, loser!

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Don't be nervous, Chief.

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Ha! Me? Nervous?

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HE WHIMPERS

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ROCK MUSIC BACKING TRACK PLAYS

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-HE SINGS TUNELESSLY:

-# Your hair is cool

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# Your eyes divine

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# They're nearly as nice as mine

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# I like your face, you're second place

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# I said you're almost as beautiful as me. #

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Congratulations.

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You start tomorrow.

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Um...doesn't it matter that Manger Douse

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can't actually sing or dance?

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That's what we have wacky slacks and vocal implants for.

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La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

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Aaaaah!

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All 4 It! Ah-ha-ha.

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I give you Kyle,

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Kylon,

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Kylas,

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and...Petty.

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I'm...in a boy band.

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I'm in a boy band!

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-I mean...

-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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It looks like the mission is go.

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CROWD CHEERS AND APPLAUDS

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Hey, guys! We have an announcement!

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All 4 It is now...

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..All 5 It!

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Scream hello to our new bad boy, Manger Danger Douse!

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CHEERING

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SMASHING OF GLASS

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Goooooood.

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-SMASHING OF GLASS

-Who-o-o-o-oa!

-Who-o-o-oa!

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Chief! Chief!

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Don't forget the mission!

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Chief!

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# I said you're almost as beautiful as me. #

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I say we spend it on a luxury space resort with Whirlpool Spa Galaxy.

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Eight megatons of cheesecake.

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Hey, Manger Douse. How'd you like your first day in a boy band?

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I don't like to exaggerate,

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but it was the best thing to ever happen to anyone, ever!

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He's as dumb as the other four.

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I have so many ideas.

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Instead of turn, punch, wink, dragon, "Raaargh!",

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what if we did turn, punch, wink, punch, wink, dragon, "Raaargh!",

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jazz explosion? Hmm?

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Don't look at that.

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Quark, I haven't got time to look at potentially important clues,

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I'm inventing a dance routine.

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He's actually worse than the others.

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# This is our third single

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# And the crowd are going crazy

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# Actually it might be our fourth

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# Cos our memories are hazy

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# You're making us all lose it with the way that you adore us

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# We all love you so much, we forgot to write a chorus

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# Nah-nah nah nah-nah nah nah-nah

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# Nah-nah nah nah-nah nah nah. #

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Ha!

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-Big news, boy band buddies!

-Shut up and listen.

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We're playing the Coliseum tonight.

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Every teenage girl in the universe will be watching on pay-per-view.

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We're going to bring the house down!

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And the planet.

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-What does that mean?

-Nothin'.

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Pack your bags, boys! It's going to be a scream!

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-THE BAND:

-Hurrah!

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Scream?

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Bring down the planet?

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That's it!

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He's going to...

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Yes, that!

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Danger Mouse, we need to...

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Oh.

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How long was I thinking?

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Quite a while. You might want to catch the next flight to Rome.

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One extra large cola, and hurry!

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It could save the world.

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Step, turn, step, jumping jack, twirl, and smile. Now, sky punch!

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Ah, come on now. Nobody cares.

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Um, Manger Douse?

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Could I have a word?

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If it's not about dancing, it can wait. The concert starts in an hour.

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Forget the concert!

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Quark's going to use the fans' screams to destroy the world!

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Oh, really, Penfold?

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If that were true, don't you think I'd have figured it out by now?

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He's right. That's exactly my plan...

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Danger Mouse.

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-DANGER MOUSE GASPS

-How did you know it was me?

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Manger Douse? Gimme a break.

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Oh, well, I'll just have to foil your plan, then.

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Right after the concert.

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Chieeeef!

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I mean, the jig's up, Quark!

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Au contraire.

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The jig is just beginning.

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Once the screams reach epic proportions,

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the speakers will vibrate the Earth to its core,

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causing a massive explosion, and the whole universe will tune in

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to see the greatest fireworks display ever.

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All on pay-per-view!

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You fiend!

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But what about everybody on Earth?

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Ah, they'll be fine. I'm relocating them to Stinkearth.

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It's like the Earth but with one tiny difference.

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It stinks?

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No, it's constantly raining fire.

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And it stinks.

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We'll see about that.

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Yaaaaaaaaah!

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What the...?!

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Why do you think I hired you?

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Because I'm a brilliant singer and dancer?

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No, because once you're wearing my wacky slacks,

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you have to dance to my tune.

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You'll never get away with this!

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CROWD CHEERS

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Ugh!

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-FZZT FZZT FZZT!

-Ha-ha!

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You wet my wacky pants, Penfold!

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-HE GASPS

-Genius!

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Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd hear myself say.

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Oop! Whoop! Whoa!

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Oof!

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Booooooo!

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FZZT FZZT FZZT!

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CROWD CHEERS

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Oh, crumbs!

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Penfold, the speakers!

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It's too far!

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My bungee cord!

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It was all him. I had nothin' to do with it.

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I think I'm going to hand the spotlight over to you, now.

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Let's see...

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Normal, dubstep... Ah!

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Totally cracked. Sounds fun.

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Aaaaargh!

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Argh!

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Oof! Argh!

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-Shouldn't we arrest him?

-Patience, Penfold. After the encore.

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The Queen thanks you for your excellent service, DM,

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and would like you to sign her T-shirt.

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Penfold did most of the work on this one.

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I just pretended to enjoy the boy band lifestyle to buy him time.

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Heh-heh, it was all an act, of course.

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-Could've fooled me.

-DANGER MOUSE YAWNS

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Well, I'm due for a Danger nap. Bye now, Colonel.

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# I said you're almost as... #

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I wasn't singing!

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Hmmm.

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I'm sorry I cared too much about being in

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a boy band and ignored the mission.

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It's all right, Chief.

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What do you say we duet for a bit?

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# Your hair is cool

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# Your eyes divine

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# They're nearly as nice as mine

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# I like your face, you're second place

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# You're almost as beautiful as me

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# I said you're almost

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# As beautiful as me. #

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BOOM!

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