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Chief!

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger, he'll be there

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-# He's the ace

-The ace

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-# He's amazing

-Amazing

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# He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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BOOM!

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HE SCREAMS 'Nightmares.

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'Terrors from the depths of your mind,

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'where fear and weirdness combine to make "feweirdness"!'

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Huh?

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# Furniture monsters They save you from the stress

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# Comfy and deadly... #

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Only from QFS.

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Now in showrooms on Planet Earth!

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I have to get down to QFS!

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HE HUMS MEDITATIVELY

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Ha! You left the crusts on.

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HE GRUNTS

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Chai tea or juice-jitsu?

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-SHE SCREAMS

-Good grief.

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Argh!

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-Argh!

-HE GASPS

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-IT ROARS

-No! Bad sofie!

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-IT WHINES

-Bad sofie!

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Penfold, is this psychotic sofa something to do with you?

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-It's only playing, chief.

-Playing what? Eat the hamster?

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Argh!

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Sorry, chief, but those dream adverts

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are just so persuasive.

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Dream adverts?

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THEY BOTH ROAR

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I'm guessing that cupboard came from the same place, Penfold.

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THEY GROWL, CLATTERING

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ALARM BLARES, THEY WHINE

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-SHE YAWNS

-I've traced the source

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of the dream advert.

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-They're coming from...

-SHE SNORES

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These adverts are making everyone tired.

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-Penfold?

-Argh!

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Chief, can you lend me some money for rabid footstool?

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Honestly, Penfold, what is the point of all this homicidal furniture?

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Protection, chief. It saves me in my nightmares.

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But dreams aren't real, Penfold.

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Next time you have a nightmare,

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just imagine taking all that scary stuff and locking it away somewhere.

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Is that what you do?

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I never dream. I survive on quick micro naps.

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That was one.

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Overslept a bit that time.

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One boa constrictor bath mat, please.

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Ah! Danger Mouse, the signal's coming from the moon.

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SHE SNORES

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Lady, your sofa is not faulty.

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The cushions are supposed to bite your tushy.

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-You horrible...

-No refunds!

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Ha!

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The Earthlings will be getting really scary dreams tonight,

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and this beanbag can rescue everybody.

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IT GROWLS

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-AIRCRAFT APPROACHES

-Hey!

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Quark! I should've known.

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Prepare to meet your worst nightmare.

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On the contrary, Danger Mouse.

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Prepare to meet your worst...wardrobe!

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Penfold, open the airlock and I can...

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LULLABY PLAYS, HE SNORES

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Hey, knock it off!

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This is expensive stuff!

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You break it, you buy it.

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Ah!

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Eek!

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Anything to report, DM?

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Just an alien space furniture battle

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in a flying warehouse on the moon, Colonel.

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Oh, and Quark's fallen into his own dream machine

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and been beamed into Penfold's mind.

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Huh! Typical Tuesday.

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All I need to do now is stop

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Quark's warehouse crashing into London,

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or its nuclear core will explode and destroy the Earth.

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Funny. Sounds more like a Thursday.

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-COMPUTER:

-'Facial identification required.'

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Needs Quark's face.

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Well, it looks like we're doomed.

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Time for one last round of golf before I'm blown to smithereens.

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Professor, what would happen if I followed Quark

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into Penfold's dreams and tried to bring him out?

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You'd either become stuck in his subconscious

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-until the warehouse destroys the Earth...

-Or...?

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Did I say either? I meant definitely.

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You'll definitely get stuck. See you later.

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Not.

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Well, it'd be boring if it were easy.

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'Dreams! Flickering spasms of the untamed subconscious!

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'What horrors await our hero

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'as he plunges into the seething depths of Penfold's...

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'jam?'

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-Penfold, stop!

-HE GASPS

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Chief?

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Why are you in my jam?

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I'm not in your jam. I'm in your dream.

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I've got to find Quark before his alien furniture warehouse

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crashes into the Earth.

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Are you sure you're not the one dreaming?

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Because that sounds a lot stranger than me eating jam.

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No. It can't be. It's...ham jam!

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In what kind of crazy world would someone try to make jam out of...?

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-HE GASPS

-This is a nightmare!

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Argh!

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Penfold! Penfold!

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HE LAUGHS

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Hi-ya! Ah!

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Ow! Cor, my blazer!

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Penfold, why are we in a submarine? And why does it look so silly?

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We're in my sub-nonsense, chief.

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Subconscious, Penfold. We're in your subconscious.

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Oh!

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Ooh, look, chief. There's Quark!

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Oh! Ah!

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Oh, no! He's stolen my egg-o!

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It's your ego, not your... Never mind.

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He's going into the tie forest!

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Good job I took that underwater dream submarine driving course.

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Asteroid field.

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Crumbs!

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Hold on. These aren't asteroids.

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-I told you. They're crumbs, chief.

-ALARM BLARES

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THEY SCREAM

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It's a bit dark, chief.

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-There's the exit!

-Quark, stop.

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The world's about to be destroyed by your warehouse.

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Ah, that's OK. I'm only renting it.

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Uh, chief, you know you said I should take all my worst fears

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and lock them away somewhere?

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I think this is where I put them.

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Come on.

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Quick. Unlock the controls.

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-COMPUTER:

-'Facial recognition complete.'

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THEY SCREAM

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Well, looks like we've saved the world again, Penfold.

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Chief, if I'm over here saving the world,

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why am I still asleep over there?

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Good question.

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The only explanation I can think of is that this is...

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still a dream!

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Ah!

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Oh, that was weird.

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I dreamt we were chasing Quark in a silly submarine

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and there was a giant eye and huge pairs of glasses...

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Might still be dreaming.

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Argh!

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-I thought we'd escaped from here.

-Don't be silly, Penfold.

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-You can't escape from your own mind.

-A short holiday would be nice.

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The only way we're getting out of here is if you wake up.

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But I don't know how!

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Simple. Just open your eyes.

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Oh!

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But what about all my fears?

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What are they? What are you scared of?

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You have to overcome your fears before the Earth is destroyed.

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I'm scared of overcoming my fears.

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Look, spoons aren't scary.

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My grandad was killed by a spoon!

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No, not a spoon, a tiger. Spoons are fine, actually.

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That's made a gap. Come on, Penfold. What else aren't you scared of?

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Well, I suppose I'm only really nervous of bus tickets.

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It's working! Think of something bigger!

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I quite like giant spiders.

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Argh!

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Phew! And big enough.

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Oh, dear!

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Quick. We have to turn the warehouse around, again!

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BUZZING

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Huh?

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Aha!

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-COMPUTER:

-'Facial recognition complete.'

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HE SCREAMS

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That counts. Hole-in-one.

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Ah, DM, I take it the mission was a success.

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Went like a dream, Colonel.

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Ah.

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Uh, chief...

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Not now, Penfold. You'll put the Colonel off his shot.

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'And so the world is safe once more.

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'Unless Penfold never woke up and this is still his dream.

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'Or this entire episode has been your dream

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'and I'm just a figment of your crazed imagination!

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'Oh, good heavens, no! Ahem, sorry.

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'Join us next time for more Danger Mouse.'

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# He's the greatest, he's fantastic

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# Wherever there is danger, he'll be there

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse

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# Danger Mouse! #

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